So before Channing Tatum was fucking nepotism hire, phoney rich kid artist, current Catlady, or Catgirl, or Catwoman, despite the word “woman” being some patriarchal archetype that makes those with pussy….who actually go by “people who bleed” according to a picture that’s been going viral from a public bathroom, because society is imploding, caving in on itself, and everyone has lost their fucking mind….maybe we should call it Cat-It, Cat-Shit, Cat-They, CATHY…..anyway, before he was fucking Zoe Kravitz…..THIS is what he put his dancing, male stripper, most eligible cock in Hollywood….up inside…but lucky for him, none of that sperms stuck and he can pretend it never happened….as she goes on in life trying to feel the way he made her feel…..and getting half naked on the internet must be part of that strategy.
I am not one of those people who ever thought smoking weed was so cool, you know some secret society of stoners who get it, because they are part of some brother hood, if anything, I think groups of sub-genres, or fan boys in ANY subculture, not that subcultures exist anymore, they are all the fucking same……are pretty fucking lame….
But, since weed is GOD’s gift to the planet, that your body has literal receptors to connect with, that can do so many industrialized applications, medical applications, just feeling good applications and a fun way to get girls to go back home with you…Let’s smoke baby…meet me on my dick…
I saw some propaganda released by Bella Hadid saying that she got a nose job at 14 because her mom would call her sister an “All American Girl”….because I guess she had blonde hair and fat tits….while Bella looked more like something that probably would have benefitted from her Palestinian side, rocking a Burqa, but thanks to modern science, a rich and vain family of dog shit money grubbing monsters, she was able to go under the knife before hitting puberty, you know don’t let her grow into that monstrous nose cut it off!
I don’t know why they are all of a sudden admitting to her OBVIOUS plastic surgery, she’s the most non-human looking Instagram model that has gamed the fashion world because they are just a bunch of cuck groupies impressed by followers….
I am sure she’s had more than the one nose jobs, along with every other procedure all these clown faced fake models pretending to be top models get….
But it’s safe to say that the ugly sister, is officially hotter than the new mom sister, because something seems off about the new mom sister…bloated, hacked by russians, I don’t know but her toplessness terrifies me, but it could just be the belly button.
Pussy Wedgies are nature’s way of showing me pussy that I have no business seeing, without showing me too much pussy to be grossed out by the potential scabs since everyone has a fucking STD now that the HOOK-UP culture of SEX WORK has dominated society like a bad dominatrix that makes it burn when I pee.
I guess pussy wedgies are not really nature’s way of anything, except maybe human’s natural ability to hop into the hive mind and be controlled through its sorcery…where well raised girls are producing content around how much pant thir pussy can eat becuase that’s what other girls are doing….
I remember a time when the same hive mind bought into trends like The Gap…and bitches all wore ill-fitting Khakis….far less intersting than seeing a full pussy out in public just doing errands…..so embrace the trend..it’s hot…and knowing how fat a labia is on a stranger makes for a good conversation starter when stuck behind them in line at the grocery store….some “maybe you need bigger cucumber based on how much pant that pussy’s managed to absorb”….AIM HIGHER!
Monster Rich Kid turned Top Comedian despite being funny, Amy Schumer, a Ukrainian who I assume is pushing the agenda but I won’t look
was given a career because they needed an obese cabbage patch looking monster to bring shitty jokes to the world…to either normalize obesity, or to downgrade comedy to an unfunny place, because since Amy Schumer has made her millions thanks to the HIVE MIND not knowing what funny is unless they are told by the media or laugh tracks….they can basically throw anyone at the top of the comedy charts….like Pete Davidson, the mind controlled slave who was clearly placed where he was placed by the powers that be, because there’s no reason he’s trending, at least not based on any jokes he’s made…it’s all marketing people..
Anyway, the fucking vile pile of dog shit Amy Schumer has decided now that she’s had tons of plastic surgery that didn’t work, doing some sort of “dance your ass off” since all that surgery hasn’t brought her any ass…..still fat, still vile, and unfortunately ramping up for something I’m sure they have planned for her because all of a sudden she’s out here trying to make noise and get noticed again, forgetting we have enough fat funny chicks in our lives, they’re everywhere….and we don’t need this tramp stamp branded pig with no shame..because everyone sucks her dick…..
Either way, WEIGHT WATCHERS WEDNESDAYS, so here’s a bitch pushing some Weight….disgusting.
No Fat Chicks Allowed is the general life philosophy that we should all live by, because the normalization of obesity, or the fetishizing the obese, letting them think they can pull it off like hot fit girls, just because they want to….and feel like they can’t have any pushback or criticism, because that’s not inclusive in this inclusive world based on retardation and not any logic…and if you criticize anyone for anything, you’re a bully and bullying is hate speech and hate speech is illegal even if I believe bullying makes people stronger, better, or at least try hard…so that we don’t live in a world where girls who can’t even eat less calories than they burn, but can strip down because they want to be jerked off to like the hotties and who am I to say they can’t or shouldn’t….and it’s really more about people’s questionable taste, or desperate tastes, willing to lust after anything naked….you know THERE are hot chicks doing this too..you don’t need to choose the “Lookin’ Good Sweetheart”…..it’s not 3 am in the club with NO OTHER options..
But like Canadians need to post Canadian content, we gotta post fatties to say “we’re not fat shamers” something for everyone….even if I think it’s gross….in part because I am married to an obese bitch and KNOW all about it.
My friend Steve has a weird Track and Field fetish, I guess he discovered that some sports allow women to be long and lean, with strong legs and ass, and sprinting, jumping and pole vaulting seems to be one of the best ways to get a hot body while still being a athletic star, they don’t all need to look like WNBA stars, or the VENUS sisters…the whole bull dyke one dose of testosterone away from having a dick doesn’t apply to all sports….or female athletes!
Anyway, he made a request that when he finally gets his diagnosis that his vaccine brought out cancer or terminal blood clots, he wants to get some college track stars to sit on his face to choke him out.and I guess that’s as good a way to go as any…assuming the vaccine lets you die, I still think it turns you motherfuckers into zombies.
I don’t give a fuck about Jimmy Kimmel, he’s a disgrace, unimpressive, overpaid and probably not very watched….and overly obsessed with Trump, that it’s fucking weird….but he’s being noticed finally for dissing some popular youtubers….
I also don’t give a fuck about popular youtubers or influencers, like the “Full Send Nelk” crew……but they are the second biggest podcast in the world, maybe they should be taken a little more seriously based on their audience alone….
I am old and out of touch, missed my time to shine, or chose not to shine…and really barely even know what is popular and what isn’t…kinda like Jimmy Kimmel….the most pathetic pile of dog shit around….high paid or not he has to live with himself…
But when I see some bought, corporate owned, piece of shit Disney Puppet like Kimmel, who has done black face, who has objectified women, who has been a dog shit host, who has produced totally unfunny TV, destroying comedy and late night….talk shit on young popular internet personalities, I can only assume he’s threatened by them…or maybe he just HATES trump so much….idiotic.
So old rich guy on TV doesn’t bring the kids on to have a chat, to work out their fake differences, to try to understand where they are coming from, or to mock them to his face like the arrogant twat he is.
Instead, he drags them on his show, without even giving them credit, ALL because they did an interview with TRUMP that go pulled from Youtube because Freedom of Speech is dead, thanks to people like Kimmel and his owners who want to control the narrative…
So when he’s not crying about the shit I’ve seen him cry about, maybe it was BLM, COVID SHOTS, METOO MOVEMENT, the narrative of the moment, the bad actor puppet who you know doesn’t believe in anything he’s saying, becasue he’s just playing a role for a paycheck…..because Disney Pays him a lot to be that…and he’s a fucking sell out….like Disney pays the Kardashians for their influence via HULU….despite the Kardashians being sex workers and basically ANTI the Disney they’ve presented themselves as all these years….he’s crying about influencers…calling them names…to discredit them….when they have more viewers than him…
Seems pretty fucking petty, but I guess these hate anyone outside of their realm, that they haven’t been able to buy or control…so by their standards, they must DESTROY them…
I wonder if you remember when Late Night was actually a little funnier, a little more open minded, a little more intelligent…
You know when old washed up tired pieces of shit hosts weren’t publicly raging against the new generation that are culturally more relevant than them….
It’s all fucking weird man….we live in the TWILIGHT ZONE or some shit.
I guess people sell out, or maybe people get bribed and extorted thanks to questionable things they’ve done on hidden camera…I don’t know..but it’s fucking weird and that motherfucker should apologize to the Youtube Bros….for being an asshole.
This is painful but if you care to see how insane the propaganda is….scroll to 3 minutes where Kimmel hates on shirts with logos and calls the second biggest podcast …small guys from youtube…only 5 times bigger than Kimmel….the laugh track is PAINFUL….and why didn’t they post his answer to the Ukraine “Lie”….this shit is actually terrifying.
The only real Kimmel has views is because Disney pushes it with big fucking budgets…
One of the hosts from the Full Send podcast got 875,000 views on his IG story….there are multiple hosts and their official channel…but just one of the hosts is beyond more relevant and popular than Kimmel…which must hurt Kimmel…..
Jimmy Kimmel, big budget and all gets 4,000 likes…
Embarrassing, out of touch, joke thieving Kimmel is irrelevant garbage, but we already knew that….the biggest thing he’s done in years is offend a young group of popular online stars…which probably give Kimmel a boner as hard as his Trump Jokes….jealous maybe, or trying to manipulate the TRUTH like all these fucking Satanists.
I am not American, but I stand behind this video, it should be the number trending song on TikTok but clearly TikTok idiots have no fucking idea what’s going on…
Although, I did see this slutty TikTok girl explaining Inflation and Ukraine and Russia to me, because you know, in all her slutty half naked dancing for views, she’s learned a lot about world issues, even though she probably couldn’t even point out CANADA on a map….THESE PEOPLE JUST AREN’T SMART…
But when you see all this war shit in other countries being celebrated by people who are rich and detached from the everyday man, when that money could go to USE at home, it is TAX PAYER MONEY….you have to think their theatrics are a bad comedy show…and ultimately…you need to think LOCAL….and in that case…PUT AMERICA FIRST..
How so many people cry about UKRAINE when people are dying of Opiates, are struggling with inflation and we haven’t even scratched the surface of how bad it could potentially get…
They’ve fucked with all of us the last 2 years, with insane regulations, that have destroyed our freedoms, free speech, etc.
You gotta want to PUT AMERICA FIRST, and if you don’t, you’ve been fucking brainwashed along the way….or you’re a rich, detached cunt too.
