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2022

13

Apr

Kiernan Shipka Tits of the Day

I don’t know when sharp jawed Kiernan Shipka turned middle aged, but I am sure some of you’d like to chop up your dick with that jaw….

What in the secret SANTA tits is going on here.

I never knew she had, but I also didn’t watch Mad Men, or really anything she’s ever been in, and I barely even know who Keirnan Shipka is, but clearly January Jones got to her on set of Mad Men when being her on set show mom, teaching her how things work in the world, when her own parents were probably out spending her money, I mean why else would you be a stage parent…..but to exploit your child for your own personal gain and ego….far better to manage your kid making millions in Hollywood than work at Walmart or some shit, just as Britney’s dad.

Are they real, are they fake, are the a silicon breast plate you can buy on Amazon to simulate tits, is it a push up bra, is it a photoshop edit….I guess we’ll never know, or really care, because Shipka’s really not that important even with the tits.

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2022

13

Apr

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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In an era where everything is fake, I cannot confirm or deny whether this pussy wedgies are organic and natural pussy wedgies, you know the traditional kind of pussy lips so fat and hungry they eat their way through pants so tight, or if they are some kind of silicon insert that dudes tuck their dicks in to look like the perfect cameltoe they always wanted, or to further make their lady costume more believable than the time I dressed as Marilyn Monroe for Halloween, where I used actual balloons for tits, you know step that cross dressing up so good that they call you a TRAP…

What I do know is that girls are showing alot more cameltoe, it’s a trend, maybe their passive aggressive way to say “REAL PUSSY OVER HERE”…and we must CELEBRATE that because no matter how weird society goes with their wokeness, some of us hold onto the morals and values that are important to us, like not jerking off to dudes who have hacked and hormonally made themselves chicks, so committed to their performance that they carry tampons around in their purse for idiots like you to nor realize that asshole you’re eating used to fart on balls and not as a sexual fetish but because the balls used to hang there before the whole castration!

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2022

13

Apr

Lourdes Leon Tit of the Day

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Lourdes Leon is one of Madonna’s children who I assume she actually birthed and didn’t smuggle from you some South American cloning lab, but then again, Madonna is a self professed priestess in the illuminati who has paid her dues, so ANYTHING is possible…since she doesn’t even look like her mom, but I guess only freakish clown instagram filters look like her mom.

Lourdes Leon, thanks being one of Madonna’s children has fame without trying, money without working, a lifestyle people dream of, not that I’d dream of being Madonna’s child, but if I was, I’d request being re-inserted in her womb every once in a while just to get close to that familiar leathery smell……

So what people slave for and never achieve, she’s got, and it gives her time to post important selfies with her big tits on her big bod, in a small bikini top, becaue if you’ve been on social media in the last year you’ll know, that’s what’s important in this vapid and disgusting wasteland we call the internet…which is unfortunately now “real life” because everyone’s addicted to the shit and distracted by the shit.

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2022

13

Apr

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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The things I do for inclusivity, or to call out inclusivity, because it’s just a fucking fact that not all people are created equally, and sure, we all have the ability to do what others do, but it doesn’t mean we’re nearly as good at it.

So when I see fat girls doing nude shit, like they were hot chicks, because they may feel hot, I don’t need to brainwash my damn self to be all woke and inclusive and say “well, she’s putting in a good effort, so that alone makes her hot enough or qualified to do this”….instead I go “this bitch is crazy, if I was that fat, I’d focus on things I’m good at….sitting, eating more calories than I burn, maybe baking at 3 am when a sugar craving comes in, failing at athleticism, succeeding at reading books and getting sun burns through my t-shirt at the water park, you knwo fat girl things”….

That doesn’t mean fat girls don’t deserve to be fucked by dudes horny enough to fuck em, it doesn’t even mean fat girls shouldn’t do their nude posing in what I consider satire….it just means, not everyone is created equally…..even amongst the hot chicks, some have btter tits, asses, faces, pussies than the other.

We don’t all need to be invited to the birthday party freaks.

So yeah, don’t call me a fat shamer, I fucking celebrate naked fatties weekly around here…..because somewhere out thre a guy raised by a GILBERT GRAPE mom only knows how to cum to fat chicks…I do it for him.

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Posted in:Fatty

2022

13

Apr

Morning Stretch and Other Videos of the Day

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Outfit Check – Full Body Suit

Outfit Check – Short Skirts and Pantyhose

Baggy Fit to What’s Underneath

Lifting Tires

No Bra

Big Ass Gets Sprayed

Casual Dance

Pants Unbuttoned

Thong!

Hey Four Eyes!

Big Shirt

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2022

13

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I haven’t really been watching the Johnny Depp trial on Court TV, because I am pretty sure that is some psychological warfare, psyop, distraction for the masses to divert from having been genetically modified with snake DNA causing premature death in all these young people who would have had otherwise healthy lives…

LOOK SHINY OBJECT OVER HERE, DON’T WORRY ABOUT THAT HEART INFLAMMATION YOU CAN’T HOLD ANY OF THESE ASSHOLES ACCOUNTABLE FOR BEING FORCED TO TAKE TO GO TO PARTIES AGAIN……

I know I won’t forget…..but I also won’t forget how much of a black widow scumbag cunt Amber Heard is.

I’ve always been Team Johnny, even when he first got with her, I rolled my eyes because she was already a psychopath bottom feeder opportunist using the poor rich bastard….

So even if he killed River Phoenix, I never cared for River Phoenix…but Johnny Depp, is one of the only actors I think does it right….

So let’s hope this ends in the destruction of Amber Heard and the Elon Musk she rode in on….

I’m just mad I didn’t make it to the court room to do some first hand journalism, I think that would have been a great coming out party for me after 18 years of this….but laziness man….content in irrelevance man…..it’s addictive…

Remember – THESE ARE ALL ACTORS…NOTHING IS REAL…but TEAM JOHNNY anyway, because that bitch is fucking EVIL…but that could me just falling for their bullshit theatrics…WHICH IT IS!

IN conclusion, here are some stepLINKS…in the near morning..

Hot Country Pussy
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Reagan’s Attempted Assinator Sells Out a Music Show – Obviously
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Judge Gets Confused About Juror Asking To Be Excused For ‘Sugar Daddy’ in Parkland Shooter Live Trial Distraction.
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Travis Kelce’s Girlfriend Kayla Nicole Has Thoughts on Cam Newton’s Comments on Women
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Wild Horse Gets Reunited With His Girlfriend!
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Patrick Beverley goes on an epic rant on social media
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Juliet Ramone’s Flashing….
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Kurt Cobain’s Guitar to be Auctioned
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Funniest Of The Moving Mannequin Pranks!
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Some Cam Sluts Being Cam Sluts We Love Cam Sluts
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2022

12

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s be so fucking lame to be famous in this era of Hollywood being the back alley abortion version of what it used to be.

It was glamourous, aspirational, exciting, exclusive, limited….and now they’re holding on by a thread, still clearly in charge of the content, still rocking that tight GRIP on all our simple minds, but either they’re lazy or desperate because as far as I’m concerned it’s imploding.

I was just looking at some Illuminati creation, Anya Taylor Joy covering one eye like they do at some premiere and I was like “Who would even want to attend a premiere, BORING”….surrounded by garbage fucking people celebrating the garbage they put together…no thanks….and funny enough, I actually like movies, I watch them, I get hypnotized by them, but it ends there, the rest of this shit is so fucking gutter trash, I’d rather stare at instagram sluts trying to get famous, than famous trying to be instagram sluts….

Shout out Johnny Depp…

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Rihanna’s Vogue Baby Bump
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IG Model Mary Nabokova on a Tennis Court!
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Elsa Hosk Bikinis
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Zoey Deutch Selfies the Booty
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Afida Turner Spilling Out of a Bikini!
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Danica Patrick’s 40th
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Gamer Corinna Kopf Does the Outdoor Shower Thing!
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Bella Thorne Bikinis
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Hospital Gurney Prank
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3D Poster for Morbius
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Dog VS Glass Table
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Bees in the Subway
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Jury Selection Begins for Johnny Depp case
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Eyewitness Recalls Seeing Dwayne Haskins Attempting to Cross the Highway Minutes Before Being Killed by a Dump Truck
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Brie Larson Hits a Benchmark Moment
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Ebanie Bridges Responds to Hater “You Musta Been Distracted by My Boobs and Couldn’t See the Skill”
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Woman Beats Her Father During Sex Toy Dispute!
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Sidewalk Karen
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Slo Mo Guy Spins an Apple Until it Explodes
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What 10 People Reveal what they Love About Fishing
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Florida Things!
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Two Topless Women Protested Boxer Tom Schwarz’s Latest Fight
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Alyssa Milano Does Cleavage
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Rita Ora Wears Her Bikini to The Studio!
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Sidewalk Karen
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Rachel Maddow Going to Once a Week
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NYC Road Rage
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7 Chinese Foods that Aren’t Really Chinese
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Work from Home is Great
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Jared Goff and Christen Harper Enjoying Some Time in her Bikini!
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Barbara Palvin’s Hot in a Tennis Skirt
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Parkour Video
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89 Year Old Sings Grateful Dead
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New Team, New Girlfriend for Von Miller
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Boss Kid Does Slingshot Ride
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Demolishing Cruise Ships
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Nude Model Diana on the Couch
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Olivia Jade Hot in Bikini!
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Get Glasses!
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Cam Sluts Are the Best Sluts
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Miranda Lambert Big Cleavage
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Kelsea Ballerini in Bra Top
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Jessie James Decker Cleavage
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Danielle Bradbery Tube Top
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Carrie Underwood Country tits
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Phoebe Tonkin in a Photoshoot
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Lily Rose Depp Tight Dress
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Lily Allen in a Tube Dress
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Kendall in a Dress
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Amelia Hamlin on the Streets
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Emma Roberts and Sofia Richie Together
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Christian in a Tight Dress
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Pregnant Spears Pregnant Spotting
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Hailey Bailey in a Tight Dress
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Madison Pettis in Lingerie
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Shay Mitchell Mom Boobs
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Putting in the Butt Plug
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Taco Tuesday the Easter Edition
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Awesome Soft Titties
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Butt Plug Show
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Amazing Boobs!
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Random Reddit Amateur Babe
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Anal Ride
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Boat Life
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Pussy Squeeze
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Real Wives
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Peeing Compilation
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Puffy Nips
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Ass Jiggle
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Big Boobed Mom Gets Dressed
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Large Plug
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New Porn Girl
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Horny Girls at a Party
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Mash-up Crazy
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Face Sitter
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Jerking off on the Golf Course
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Cute Glutes Get It
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23 People having a Shit Day
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Short Skirt Dildo Ride
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Some Babe and her Dildos
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Fingerer
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Naked Kashai Grey
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Shower Fuck the Dildo
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Kay Lovely
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Assless Pants
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Dildo In the Muppet Face
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Short Skirt and Dildos
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Crazy Tech Shit
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Clear Dildo
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Bareback with an Escort
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Big Ass on the Dildo
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A Bunch of Butts
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Valentines Day in April
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Escorting Flips her Shit on a Client
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Strap On Time
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Massage Erotica
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Taking Butt Plug Pre Seriously with the Kiddie Pool!
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Katarina Hartlova Tits
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Pussy Pump On
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2022

12

Apr

Elle and Dakota Fanning Drunk in Miami of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking, that the Fanning sisters are only allowed to let loose at the Satanic Ritual parties they have in thee basements of the Hollywood Elite, so this MUST be some sort of fake propaganda because otherwise they’d never be allowed out of their cages, but as it turns out….they are allowed out of their cages sometimes, you know to stand on chairs and dance provocatively doing their best version of “normal 20 something at the club”….similar to how Jake Gyllenhaal behaved the night I got kicked out of bar for asking him if he killed Heath Ledger….what a pussy…..only because he had Disney Lawyers come after me..and we all know how we collectively feel about Disney…

It always amazes me what a center of attention type, who cries about the attention when it is inconvenient, leaves the house, only to stand on her chair and spread her legs like some low level stripper on a sedative lookin to sell lap dances….

Do they think we expect them to be the drunken sloppy girl no one likes to party with, because they are famous? Or are they just the drunken sloppy girl because of all the sadness in their soul for being famous?

I guess that’s something to ask their therapist handlers….in the meantime you can see them letting loose like they’re “normal”….maybe that turns you on….but the sloppy girl at the bar is always the fucking worst….just the one most likely to show you her cunt.

I guess now that Miami is the New LA, because Florida is better, LA is dog shit, we can expect a lot more ragers out of this one…

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Posted in:Dakota or Elle Fanning

2022

12

Apr

Barbara Palvin Bra of the Day

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Barbara Palvin’s the Hot Hungarian who was definitely not human trafficked when she was underage, it’s called modelling and that’s just how that industry works, it’s just totally normal that a non-English speaking 17 year old from Hungary ends up working for Victoria’s Secret soon after her 18th birthday.

They’d never use Victoria’s Secret to put them on the map so that they get a taste of the good life and never expose the casting team who put her on the map at 18 for being creeps, assuming they were creeps, which I’m not….but Epstein definitely didn’t help them make a case that they weren’t.

Just Kidding!

She’s in the grass, in a sports bra, looking fitter than she did when VS dropped her for being plus sized, before actual plus sized girls polluted the model industry, only to bring her back because she’s got great tits.

This is the kind of thing you’d probably want to see in the park, maybe even masturbate to in the park while hiding behind a trash can or picnic table, I don’t know how you do it, I’m just sure that you do it.

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2022

12

Apr

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny tits may be hard to fuck, but you may find all tits hard to fuck, because it requires more than just a clit dick to get the required friction….but good to cum on and that may be all you need to know…

I don’t know why people are titty size obsessed, I don’t even know if people are titty sized obsessed, everyone I know is just happy to get some tit.

What they lack in size, they make up in spirit and I guess the rest of them, because the tiny tit usually comes with a fitter body which for a no fat chicks allowed, anorexia fetishist like me, if you’re not skinny and malnourished and looking like you’re too weak to get off the chair for fear of a heart attack – YOU are not for me.

I also hate breast implants, so I figure encourage the small hot bodied tiny tit girls to keep up the titty empowerment, it’s far more interesting that celebrating some bullshit like retardation, skin diseases, fuck these people with disgusting ailments have communities, get cast in ad campaigns, make money for diversity, while the real cause we need to champion is TINY TIT.

SO HERE THEY ARE.

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