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2022

14

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Skinny Bikini of the Day

It’s pretty amazing that some small town girl, maybe even a farm girl, from a very racist place like South Africa was just so hot that she was pulled out of her farm, where we can assume that her family had actual slaves, it’s South Africa and I’m pretty sure their culture was based on the colonialists coming in and enslaving the black man, but what do I know….I’m here for the tits, slave owner tits or not, and despite Candice removing her tits, I’ll still refer to her as tits, because when Is say tits, I mean “Here to sexualize them”…..”here to reduce them to their bodies, which is basically the equivalent of reducing them to their tits”….so if it’s a tall lean model body with a nice round ass despite being an old, expired mom….I’m still here for the tits….expiration dates never phased me.

Candice, who was definitely my favorite of the VS models historically, at least until Elsa Hosk replaced her, I liked her better than Klum and the other 90s out guard, and really all the other hotties that may be trans that have been human trafficked through the company in its history, so I’ll keep on posting her self produced smut, knowing she’s not quite as high profile as she once was, because there was a time she wasn’t taking selfies to keep people interested in her, but now the girls need to try hard and it’s pretty hilarious seeing the desperation….even when they’re not moms in their 30s….basically all girls doing the “look how hot I am”….like strippers selling lap dances in the strip club….humiliating really…but just another hook to make it feel that much hotter.

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2022

14

Apr

Tanline Thursday of the Dayta

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Are tanlines still a fetish, it’s very late 80s early 90s of me to get excited about the tanlines, but that’s ok, I don’t need to subscribe to the new world they’ve got running…..tanlines can still be nature’s highlighter, highlighting the good stuff, reminding me of fat ladies after a day at the waterpark getting frisky, or even some all inclusive resort adventures that for a Canadian, were made more exciting because we don’t have the sun here, it’s just one big ice wall.

I’ll assume that anything sexual is still trendy, or something being used to monetize slutty content, so the tanline lives on, only since girls don’t leave the house anymore, mental illness, agoraphobia, making tons of money from taking nudes in bed so why bother, any tanline we see will likely be a chemical rub versus the sun, becasue obviously the sun is bad according to the media, DIM OUT THE SUN… but SMEAR yourself in something that dyes your skin hard enough to be racist, just make sure you keep your panties on it when you do it, otherwise….the tanlines will be lost forever….

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2022

14

Apr

Morning Stretch and Other Videos of the Day

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Squat Girl

Gym Outfit

Buds Dancing

Hot Body Gyration

High Energy Dance

Lollipop Girl

On thee Bed

Spiritual Yoga Moves

Girl with the Invisible Face

KNOCK KNOCK

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2022

14

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The big news today is that Elon is trying to buy all of Twitter and take it private so that he can be the ruler of the free speech internet world, even though twitter fucking sucks.

I don’t trust any billionaire, I think they are all scumbags who became billionaires for being scumbags who don’t care about other people.

When you’re at Elon’s level, you are part of the global elite that actually don’t give a fuck about the everyday man….but rather herding them as if they are an inferior species.

Elon Musk is a wolf in sheep’s clothing, like a few other people the “right” think are working in their best interest.

This whole Twitter takeover thing that everyone’s talking about because he offered to buy the whole platform for the sake of free speech, is going viral because people are helpless and excited by it, they think Twitter will finally be a bastion of Free Speech and the world will resolve itself….and we’ll all be happy and free…forgetting it’s just a fucking website, it shouldn’t fucking matter in the grand scheme of humanity.

Forgetting that Elon is scam, he financed Amber Turd and gave her a baby, he is funded by the government for his Space shit, he’s financed by the government for his bullshit climate activism lie that is the Electric car, he is creating some anti-god technocrazy transhumanism for people to upload their brain to the cloud, he is also business partners with the biggest shareholders of twitter that he’s pretending to try buy out, when they are probably in on it, because they are also the biggest holder of Tesla….and if twitter becomes private, they don’t have to disclose any of the corruption that I am sure they have planned for it.

Basically, don’t get excited about anything, it’s all a fucking illusion, witch craft to confuse you.

The real solution is GET OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET!

Here are some stepLINKS….in the Morning…

Skyler Simpson’s Hot in Video
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Cowboys Cheerleaders Release a Look at Their Swimsuit Calendar Photo Shoot
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Ricky Martin, Queen & More getting added to Nat Registry
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Von Miller’s Ex Wants to Know If the NFL Tests for Cocaine
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Magician Shows Off The Second Oldest Trick In Sleight Of Hand!
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NFL fans react to news of Colin Kaepernick training with NFL legends Michael Vick and Ochocinco
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Spanking on the Escalator Prank
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Dolphins Use Stingrays to Hunt Octopus
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Human Builds A Stack Of Cups On Cat, Cat Destroys It!
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Dog Stands On Two Legs And Spies On The Neighbour’s Dog!
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Donkey Tees is Ready for 420
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Cam Sluts Are the Best Sluts!
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2022

13

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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As someone who thinks that nothing is real, especially when it involves celebrities, but it really applies to all news stories, our world history, our understanding of reality and society, total fucking lies…

I can only assume that the Johnny Depp televised court case is spoon feeding retards a total fucking distraction.

My theory is that Amber and Johnny are both in on this, it’s a hired acting job, and it’s end result is to get Johnny back to working, because he makes too much fucking money for these Hollywood motherfuckers who control everything, including Court TV.

My theory is that Johnny Depp’s needed for more Pirates movies for the Mickey Mouse Groomers, and they’re orchestrating this whole thing….

So whether I think Amber Heard is a fucking snake, because she is one, or not…it doesn’t matter….this is just performance art for the simple minds to watch like it’s real…because they think their lives are a movie.

When they are done, Johnny “wins”, he’ll be working again, and more blockbuster hits will follow.

Too much money is made off his back, because he’s just that good….

So don’t fall for any of it, watch it for what it is, a shitty live LARP of courtroom drama.

Fuck these people, they are trash and ruining society…..after already ruining society….but TEAM JOHNNY….I can hop on a bandwagon too you know….even though I’m a little too fat to jump on anything.

Some stepLINKS.

Nina Agdal’s Coconut on the Beach
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Kindly Myers in Mexico in a Bikini
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Lottie Moss in Lingerie
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Emily Ratajkowski in a Thong on a Balcony
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Ashley Roberts See Thru
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Brittney Palmer is Promising Paradise Hot in Night Gown
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OnlyFans Star Had a Sexually Transmitted Allergic Reaction to Nuts!
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Carmella Rose Caught in A Net!
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Prison Wife Confession!
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Judge Gets Confused About Juror Asking To Be Excused For ‘Sugar Daddy’!
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Ten Celebrity Mugshots
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Wild Horse Gets Reunited With His Girlfriend!
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Emperor Penguin Chicks Get Saved By An Unlikely Saviour!
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Ricky Martin, Queen & More getting added to Nat Registry
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Alex Rodriguez and His New Girlfriend Kathryne Padgett Got Some Camera Time During Timberwolves Play-In Game
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Madison Beer in Paris!
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Sophie Mudd Bikini on a Boat
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Gillian Anderson hoped Bill Clinton would call her after ‘intimate’ meeting
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James McAvoy’s in a Photo Diary
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Look at that Snake
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Gabrielle Union Poses in The Pool!
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Funny Band Fails
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Emperor Penguin Chicks Get Saved By An Unlikely Saviour!
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John Hinckley sells out Brooklyn show
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Baker Mayfield Speaks About Being Disrespected by the Browns After the Deshaun Watson Trade
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At Home with Kacey Musgraves!
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Madison Pettis Rocks Floral Lingerie!
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Moving Fail
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Tom Scott’s Realistic AI Humanoid Robot That’ll Do Advertisements For Him!
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How The Romans Constructed Roads Thousands Of Years Ago!
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Kurt Cobains guitar from “Smells Like Teen Spirit” to be sold
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Travis Kelce’s Girlfriend Kayla Nicole Has Thoughts on Cam Newton’s Comments on Women
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On Set With Doja Cat!
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Kiwi The Parrot Talks A Lot!
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Mother Elephant Saves Its Baby Stuck Inside A Tire Swing!
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Two Topless Women Protested Boxer Tom Schwarz’s Latest Fight
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Don’t Built Fires When Drunk!
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East Hamilton Family Is Devastated After A Pizza Guy Steals Their Pet Cat!
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Colorized Footage Of San Francisco Market Street In 1906 4 Days Before Earthquake
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Juliet Ramone’s Flashing
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Funniest Of The Moving Mannequin Pranks!
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Hawk Attacks Chicken, Other Farm Animals Come To Its Rescue!
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Halsey Takes Us Into the Making Of If I Cant Have Love I Want Power!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Zazie Betz Big Cleavage
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Madison Beer Being Hot in Concert
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Mareile Hoppner Cleavage
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Near Tit Slip Dress
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Kaley Cuoco’s Big Cleavage
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Emilia Schule Bra Top Belly Hiding
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Diane Kruger in a Tight Hypnotic Dress
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Jena Dewan’s Photoshoot
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Kacey Musgraves is Hot
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Kim K’s Tits Out for her Clickbait Midlife Crisis
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Elle and Dakota in Miami
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Ambrosio in Tight Shorts
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Camille Cabello Performing
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Rihanna’s Fake Pregnancy in Vogue
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From stepSMUT!!

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Using the big Dildo
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Big Monster Boobs
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Hot Tits on this Reddit Amateur
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The Craziest Boobs at the Mall
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Licking the Pee off the Source
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Working the Golf Stroke
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A Dildo in her Ass
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22 People having Shit Days
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Bald Pussy and a Titty Jiggle
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Does Shooting Your First Sex Tape in Black and White Make it ARt
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What in the world of SPANKING
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Vintage 90s Style Playboy Shoot with Bush
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She’s got a Rocking Shirt
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MILF!
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Girl Sucking Other Girl Tit
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TITTY FUCKED
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Weird Dildo for this Girl
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Gripping the Dildo
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Slimer
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Thigh Highs
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Fuck the Books
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Dildo Chair – The Bouncy Castle for PErverts
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Dildo in the ass Time
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She was Dared to Do This
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Another Dildo in the Wall of Ass
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Beach Blowjob
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Momma Told me to Find a Woman with a Fuck Machine
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2022

13

Apr

Stella Hudgens Titty Grab of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is doing her less accomplished sister complex right and she’s got and always had the tits for it.

I’m sure I’ve always documented Stella Hudgens as the less impressive, left in the dark, but living the celebrity life thanks to her sister’s super Disney Stardom, so she goes to the parties, gets in the VIP, gets free gear, even gets to be a low level influencer, but when always in the shadow, you can never be satisfied….you can only mooch so long before going totally rogue and making as much noise as you can around yourself.

In the pervert era of porn being accepted, or selling nudes you’d take for strangers on a dating app, so you might as well monetize it, it’s jumping into sex work.

The nice thing about that is that after the initial excitement from her fans, who are her sister’s fans that spilled over, when the initial money / hype dies down, there’s only one way to go….MORE ROGUE…

So starting an OnlyFans was like “oh shit’ to her and her people, but maintaining one becomes inserting toys in her ass.

We’re not there yet, but we’ll get there, especially when she’s charging 50 dollars a month for her shitty sexts…..I mean, they should teach courses in how to make solid jerk off material that pays, I can be one of the teachers.

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2022

13

Apr

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but one of my childhood dreams was milking women to sell their breast milk to body builders for the HGH, so I guess I’ve always had a thing for fitness…despite being a fat fuck.

You know, one of those spectators who has gone to the gym, even volunteered at the gym, but it was really only to see the women working out in their slutty outfits, because since the 70s, workout gear’s been hot.

I’ve been kicked out of at least one gym for accidentally mistaking the women’s lockerroom for the men’s lockerroom after being told by a female friend from the gym that they actually got naked in there, information too overwhelming for me to not react to in a “they’ll never know I walked in here on purpose, no one is that bold”….but after the third time being caught doing it…I was removed from the facility, but I will still hold those good times, those memories of old ladies prepping for swim class close to my heart. I am sure at least one of them liked the attention.

So you may not want to be fit, or healthy, or in shape….whether it adds quality or length to your life or not….but that doesn’t mean you can’t be in and around fitness, so that you can stare at hot fit chicks, knowing they are better than the fatties.

These are some girls who feel fit, look fit, are fit, showing off….and I like to post this weekly as a reminder to get out there and creep on girls doing fitness, they’ll probably like it because of their higher testosterone and happiness someone’s noticing their hard work….but don’t take my word for it, everyone’s pretty uptight now and it may get you arrested.

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2022

13

Apr

Faith Schroder See Through of the Day

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Faith Schroder is that dude Ricky Schroder’s hot daughter doing some sort of influencer haul, because I guess that’s what all the girls aspire to be, and the tragedy in the whole thing is not that Ricky Schroder is her father, that’s actually pretty fucking hilarious and something I am sure I would tell everyone if Ricky Scrhoder was my father, not just because he was a hero who defended Rittenhouse when the mainstream media decided he was a racist, only to be freed, but that was pretty cool of him, I mean it’s not like he had a career to worry about, he’s done made his money long ago….

In this haul, Faith brings a little cocktease, with a few slutty stripper miami outfits that she CAN’T wear because TikTok will ban her, those COMMUNISTS, totally into ruining the minds of an entire society, getting them distracted and dancing stupid for views, so that they can be their very own celebrities, but won’t let a daughter of a celebrity pose in a thong or a sheer dress….I told you they are bad news BECAUSE they are fun killers….HOWEVER every TikTok I’ve ever seen has been about tits, so I think Faith is just being modest like a good little Christian girl raised in the closest thing we have to hell….LA.

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2022

13

Apr

Katharine McPhee Bikini of the Day

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Katharine McPhee the old folks home worker who I assume doesn’t do any of the dirty work, you know changing the diapers and administering whatever kinds of gross medication he needs to slow down his rich man rot, he’s likely got a team for that.

But I guess, based on her having a baby with the 80 year old this past year, she does the other kind of dirty work, like managing the Harem, or actually letting him fuck her while she tells him how big his cock is, as it struggles to get hard from being 80 fucking years old, there’s meds for that.

Unless she’s just a sick pervert who thinks old guys are hot, maybe it’s some daddy issues where she loves being loved and touched by someone her dad’s age….I don’t now her…I just know her body bounced back solid, I guess when you’re a sugar baby, whether you can sing or not, that’s the most important part of your job, so that you don’t end up losing out on the lifestyle, but with kid, I guess she won’t lose out on that lifestyle, it’s one of those sugar baby gets knocked up by rich guy situations, where even when they tell her that the baby is retarded and probably better aborted, she says “NO FUCKING WAY, THAT IS MY MEAL TICKET”….it happens….

The point of this wasn’t to think about her weird old man sex, but to say, damn, McPhee’s got a body and she knows it, here it is….clap your hands…or some other old folks home games she’s probably well versed in, since that’s her lifestyle…

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2022

13

Apr

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I am sure the corporate governments that are allowing weed to be legal are too busy doing harder drugs to realize how much of a joke weed actually is, so they are thinking it will just make everyone lobotomized and dumb, when really it’s opening their third eye and letting them communicate inter-dimensionally or at least with their own spiritual side. Stoners are enlightened…not pass the joint you hog…

We all know that the fact that it was made illegal is just a crime against humanity, a sign of how evil companies threatened by the good plant control governments and use fear to get the support of the people, which sounds familiar to the people I know who have had COVID for a few days, realizing their fear was totally unjustified and that the lockdown of society was mental.

I guess it’s a tactic used to herd the HIVE MIND lemmings…but if you or someone you know have smoked weed, you’ll know it’s the lightest weight, keep yourself relaxed, barely a drug, with health benefits so great they’ve even seen it cure cancer…..BETTER BAN THAT SHIT….hilarious..

These girls use the weed as a prop to show you they’re cool, hip, with it, or lazy slobs who don’t leave their house, so they sell nudes instead, and that works for me.

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