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2022

11

Apr

Kim Kardashian Pussy of the Day

Kim Kardashian’s posted her pussy in what are supposed to be sheer tights for her scam direct to consumer billion dollar brand, that’s probably not much of a scam compared to the other made in china shit out there, but it’s Kardashian, so we might as well hate on it for all they’ve done to us in their rise to personal gain!

These are supposed to be SHEER tights and you see herself CATCH herself in the act…..what a clickbait generating MEME of a human.

I believe she is trying to rank up from WITCH to PRIESTESS in the Church of Satan, based on how damaging she’s been in pop culture, that you could argue she was just in the right place at right time to profit off how fucked we were as a society, so her sex tape, show and everything she’s done since has just been a product of that, rather than by design….I just don’t think the family is impressive enough to have become this interesting unless it was by design….like her body….which has been designed by some kind of surgeon who injected her to look like his favorite muppet….a look you’d be scared of but that the people have decided is the “Hot look”….and you’ve got droves of women being their best Kardashian…

Along with dumbing down society, making girls destroy themselves, pushing materialism, monetization, selling your pussy for money….I like to think she’s the villain handler who has destroyed Kanye West at his core, but he may have been destroyed long before her….I just prefer blaming her for it….

The fact that I think anything of Kim Kardashian is exactly what I am talking about, we’re in a spell of shit that we can’t escape…

Logically WHO cares about these people, how much money they have or what they have to say about ANYTHING.

In practice, EVERYONE seems to care…..

Now that she’s owned or partnered with Disney, with is just more fuel for the conspiracy….she’s clearly never going to go away but rather continue to be the leader and visual representation of the fall of society…

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2022

11

Apr

Selena Gomez Dance of the Day

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I have a hard time believing that Selena Gomez is this happy, but I’ll still watch her awkwardly do some Salsa dancing to remind you that she’s got some kind of latin roots, I mean her last name is GOMEZ people…

I do think that we should all go through life with the same level of enthusiasm to show everyone how much bigger her tits miraculously got on their own….reminding them to not let the shit in the world, like Kidney Transplants due to lupus get in the way of remembering they are rich as shit, famous as shit, and the world is their fucking oyster….

Unfortunately, I’m not into the dancing on the internet, I find it really awkward and weird and I am actually amazed that so many young people have got rich and famous because of embarrassingly awkward dancing….but I’m an out of touch old guy who only like his dancing at strip clubs and night clubs….assuming they are no longer “banned”….because during covid, they banned dancing in Canada, like Footloose, but without Kevin Bacon’s angelic dancing feet sent from heaven or from the Groomers at Disney, either way, I don’t trust her, but will watch her dance slutty like she’s still Bieber’s back-up dancer, dancing on his underage dick, while she was of age….SEX OFFENDER or SEX OFFENDED….I guess we’ll never know.

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2022

11

Apr

Demi Lovato They Them Hot Tub of the Day

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Them some titties in the hot tub…

They some crackhead/opiate addict tits surviving the brain damage from an overdose because NO ONE cancelled her for it….

They just blew it off as “mental health”….and “Poor Demi Lovato”…let’s get her back to baby sitting our kids with her shit music and celebrity, because it would be wrong to kick em while they are down, even though when they are down, they are still far higher up than the rest of us idiots..so it’s ALWAYS kicking up.

There were no consequences for her behavior, if anything she just got to remind everyone how bi-polar she is, and then hop on some gender politics, knowing that being a THEY who wears a bikini top, possibly mocking the whole THEY thing, but no one can challenge her going by THEY because that would be TRANSPHOBIC…and profit off it…as she does….because she’s an industry puppet, built and designed by the good grooming people at Disney getting the most out of their investment thanks to owning hollywood….and basically all of the media.

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2022

11

Apr

Ashley Tisdale Ugy Watch Bikini Edition of the Day

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Ashley the Body, not the Face, because the face is pretty mangled, must be in her 40s by now. I remember early on in the Disney High School Musical hype that was totally just marketing based and not quality based because that shit was TERRIBLE…but I remember back then being emailed by one of her high school friends who was like “Tisdale’s in her 30s bro”….and I never validated because I really didn’t give a shit and I also didn’t have access to count the rings on her vagina lips like they were a felled tree.

The point of the story is that I used to do an ASHLEY TISDALE UGLY WATCH to warn the people who get sucked in by the marketers that she’s not actually hot, they are telling you that she’s hot, but maybe by 40 she will be seen as hot, because she worked out, had a fit body, and muscle memory could help carry her into the age where faces don’t matter as they are all haggard or bloated….but bodies are everything….

In this bikini pic, the small hipped, no longer mini implants because she had them removed, even though they didn’t really make a difference for her when she had them, and it looks like she could be pregnant again, like Britney Spears..unless those are just abs? Bloat? Constipation? Food Allergy? Weird angles?

Either way, it’s some thirst trapping, attention seeking, probably watching Vanessa Hudgens prosper as a slut of instagram, and trying to get in on that, and I guess it could be worse…but it could also be better, I mean the only person to mirror selfie and not let us see the fucking ass and the front at the same time….her closet mirror set up could have brought us something far better…maybe a little crawl around on all fours or something.

Either way, TISDALE’s making a comeback for you to come, just not to her back.

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2022

11

Apr

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFs are the physical representation of what happens to a woman after she gives birth but still wants to be seen as a sex object, you know the slutty kind of cum receptacle, and not the cum receptacle that changes diapers, picks up kids from school, makes hamburger helper, or whatever it is that moms do.

MILFs are the “I’m still hot despite my age, weathered patina, blown out mom pussy”…who know that being moms is a liability, even if it’s the most important thing they’ve done, and actually pretty convenient to non committal dudes who they just want to use for sex and not bring home to the kids…

They used to come in insecure, unsure of themselves, knowing that people are scared of MILFs for the whole having kids things, but now they come in knowing that they know how to fuck so good they’ve done it to completion, plus a lot have been in longterm relationships so they’ve dabbled in some freakier shit they are willing to bust out on the first encounter, like eating ass.

The fact is, they are still chicks, younger than me, I’m grandpappi aged, so kids or not, if they pussy is still in the right place and the once milky, now dry tits are still hanging out, I figure fair game….especially when looking at their free internet nudes, far less involvement than actually trying to fuck em.

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2022

11

Apr

Anya Taylor Joy Upskirt of the Day

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I don’t know why, but I do not trust this Anya Taylor Joy actress. She kind of cameo out of nowhere in the movie WITCH, which was really OVER hyped and totally under delivered about some witch in the pioneer times eating children, or some origin of satanism in America documentary, I’m not really sure what the point of it was, it just wasn’t very scary…..

I find it pretty suspicious that she managed to just make it in America, but apparently her dad is some British banker who has received some prestigious British awards like the “Order of the British Empire”.

I also find it pretty suspicious that she was raised in Argentina until she was 6…but why bother looking too into it, not everything is a middle earth Alien from Antarctica conspiracy, maybe some things just happen organically, not by design, like this trying to look up her skirt to see if she’s got a dick.

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2022

11

Apr

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Covid vaccinated cucks getting shot for their governement, telling me the unvaccinated are self involved narcissist for not being interested in injecting themself with mind control agenda and potentially aids…trying to ruin the lives of the unvaccinated who were suspicious of a never before used DNA gene therapy that could potentially kill them, not allowing them to travel, go to bars, or travel…forcing people to choose between normal life, earning a living to exist within this horribly designed system, and not being a guinea pig for random ass medicine….

I think the attack on the medical working was the worst of it really, they had worked with the sick people, were called heroes during the pandemic, when it was still a scary concept…..a lot had natural immunity or weren’t too scared of catching it because they had been working in it…so they opted out of the experimental medicine….for about 1000 different reasons why you wouldn’t want it….

Not everyone just does what the internet tells them to do to fit in, or by packaging it as some “you’re selfish if you don’t”….when the people who go the shot were so aggressively virtue signalling and celebrating their shots like a badge of honor, they even called it a badge of honor….”willing to follow the lemmings off the cliff” types….and you almost have to feel bad for them, but I actually feel bad for the people who protested, who didn’t want this, and who were willing to die or starve to death before getting it.

They were the true heroes who made it obvious how ridiculous this whole abusive nature of COVID was….

Single moms, forced our of their 20 year nursing careers….while loser vaccinated activists basically through their feces at them.

Luckily, some found work or alternative revenue sources through getting naked on the internet and here they are….NURSES caring for us the right way.

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2022

11

Apr

Whitney Cummings Found Facetune of the Day

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It all started when fat girls of the internet started sending out old pics of themselves or pics of their hot friends, it wasn’t called Cat Fishing then, but thanks to MTV appropriating the bait and switch and branding it…acting like we haven’t all been duped by girls of the internet since we got on the internet..because it was more common than actually coming across a hot chick on the internet…it was the internet….hot girls were busy at the time.

Then it became fat girls posting pics of them from a variety of angles, you know so you couldn’t tell they were fat chicks, those enterprising fat chicks just trying to get the attention of hot chicks….and not really lying because they weren’t actually photoshopping themselves, just cropping themselves…what’s the harm in that…

Then we started seeing middle aged moms of the internet blurring the shit out of their faces, manually, we’d call it GHOSTING, before GHOSTING was rebranded by the hook-up apps as leaving a motherfucker hanging in the DM/TEXT MESSAGE instead of dumping his ass or telling him to fuck off…

Then the hot chicks, or the aspiring to be hot chicks hit the internet and a whole industry came up of Augmented Reality filters and easy to use photoshop apps, to make them be all they ever wanted to be without having to be it.

So now, we’ve just got caricatures of all bitches, filtered to shit, looking like clowns, or cartoons, or video game characters, or muppets not as hot as Kermit’s gaping asshole the puppeteers control him through…

Apparently, rich as shit, funny lady, despite not being funny at all, but funny enough to make it in Hollywood, that clearly has LOW standards and are LAZY in who they collaborate with, knowing people will watch anything….WHITNEY CUMMINGS…the comedy club’s cum rag that paid her dues to get where she’s got…is trolling you hard with this concoction of tech she’s pretending is her actual face….vain, vapid, attention slut, with the terrifying red eyes….BECAUSE she’s a fucking demon…pantsless.

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2022

11

Apr

Rebecca Black Spits of the Day

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There are a few things I don’t understand when it comes to porno, I mean there is a lot of things I don’t understand when it comes to porno, there’s a reason I don’t watch porn and think porn is mindless drivel, basically with the money they made off porn, they could have reinvested it into life changing, amazing content, you know get some real actors sucking dick, make some blockbusters….but instead, the worst people are drawn to porn, basically criminals, drug dealer, loan shark, sketchy, greasy types, and they just care about profit, so if throat fucking clips make the same money, why bother elevating the consciousness of sex, sexuality and PORNOGRAPHY…right….

But yeah, the other thing I don’t understand about porn is the girls who fist their mouths, who make themselves gag, who spit up on themselves….I guess in a way dudes think they are spitting on their cocks, when we don’t need to see the spit…it’s vile….

So here’s Rebecca Black, the viral song before viral songs were a thing, before tiktok was a thing, ignored by an industry because she was a self starter before that was the only thing they invested in….

She’s still living, still existing, making a comeback, possibly because deals were made with the devil industry….and her marketing material is her spitting up on herself like a good little “slut”….or whatever they say in the pornos I don’t watch and I fucking hate it.

Good tits though.

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2022

11

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Here are some women sexualizing the natural function of their titties, unless this is just a demonstration of how milky tits work, but I like to think it’s more to do with sexualizing their now bigger, fuller, milk filled tits because either they are all hormonal, they aren’t happy with the recent attention their baby daddies gave em, or maybe too happy about it and wanting to share the wealth….

It could be some MILKY TIT campaign against FREE THE NIPPLE…

You know some COUNTER PROTESTING, throwing the whole thing under the bus with a “breast feeding our kids isn’t sexual, it’s nature, so let us do it everywhere, which we’re allowed to do based on the Bill of Rights, but we’re not happy with that, we want to make more noise about it, because we are women, activists, hear us roar, down with the patriarchy…..oh and while you’re watching…how about jerking off to our tits.”

I’m into it…what originally started as a joke, has become something I appreciate and support MORE pregnancies, MORE engorged tits, MORE milk….never enough milk, there’s a FOOD shortage and this is how we’re going to survive it…..so BAN abortion clinics and start harvesting that TITTY MILK for the masses to save humanity.

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