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2022

17

Mar

Kate Beckinsale Fitness of the Day

I don’t know if this is really the key to Kate Beckinsale’s not aging, I’m more into thinking she’s got VAMPIRE blood in her and is some kind of baby eating reptilian who just hasn’t allowed her skin suit to age the way the other reptilian skin suits age, because of vanity….

But she is doing some sit ups while hanging upside down in some fitness gear and there’s clearly a fetish in this somewhere…maybe a fitness fetish, a MONKEY BAR FETISH, which I can’t imagine ever being a good fetish to have unless you work at Disney…maybe it’s on a BDSM level of “REACH FOR IT BITCH”…or maybe you’re just into Kate Beckinsale, the fact she’s still hot in her 40s, a mom of a full grown pussy of its own…and jerking off to all the young dick she has fucked excites you.

I just remembered she was one of the celebrities that Pete Davidson’s illuminati handlers pretended he dated when building his profile as a “legit” celebrity despite being zero fucking funny….clearly an owned puppet….but I will assume his dick was in Beckinsale before it was in a Kardashian as part of their marketing their new DISNEY show….

Suspicious stories….and not just because his dad “died” in 9/11…..but that’s part of it….

When you know everything is run by an evil group, it’s hard to buy into any of this being organic or not evil.

I am definitely taking sides with Kanye, who is clearly some mind controlled idiot too, probably a satanist pretending to be a Christian, but I did watch his documentary and he is a legit genius, his mom was a very supportive mom, and I have a feeling they took her away, so they could have him all for themselves….but I also think the Kardashians are demons designed to destroy society….which they are…so anything calling out those horrible people, especially from an insider who has kids with them, is probably worth listening to….even if it’s all part of their shitty marketing campaigns…

I went on a bit of a tangent here, the point of the story was “check out old bitch Kate Beckinsale doing upside down ab work that could inspire you to think she may be able to suck her own dick” like it was Pete Davidsons…you like that…right.

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2022

17

Mar

Jordyn Jones Careless Driving of the Day

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Here’s one of those idiotic moments caught on tape because these young idiots need to document everything they do so that they know it happened, or so they can brag about how it happened, so they end up doing totally illegal shit on tape, thinking they can’t get arrested for things like robbing, raping, or driving fast on the freeway in a super car….street racing some other super car….because you are rich from selling panty pics on instagram, the lowkey porn site…..or because the people you associate with are rich from the internet…because if I’ve learned anything about social media…it’s rewarded a lot of dumb people with huge amounts of money….basically money obsolete to a generation of idiots…who don’t actually work….they’ve gamed the system, which is kind of amazing, because when you hear them speak they are so fucking dumb….but like I always say, if you’ve got tits and a following, or just tits, and you aren’t a millionaire, you’ve done fucked up hard…like you almost have to TRY to not be a millionaire when you’ve got tits…kinda like how I actively try to fail…I wonder why that is….why win, when you can lose, not that racing a lambo looking vehicle on the freeway is my idea of winning, it’s actually up there with the cheesiest thing to do with money…I prefer trucks.

Anyway, the reality star dancer, who feels like dancing, thanks to being sold to the industry as a child, has a great dancing ass, and the stamina to ride dick with rhythm and good times….

I find dancing idiotic, but I do think fucking a dancer is something you should all do once, because their passion and artistry can work wonders on you face or your dick, even a small and uneventful dick…Dance Dance.

All this to say, maybe your fetish is bad women drivers driving fast, life on the line shit, because looking death in the face on the road makes you cum….there’s a movie about it, so it must be a fetish…and here it is for you to jerk off to….

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2022

17

Mar

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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I typically like to be the asshole posing behind the thong, not in the thong, that’s queer, but behind it….

Unfortunately for you, the asshole behind the thong today is an actual asshole, which is arguably the window or gateway to the woman’s soul, or maybe more of a blackhole sucking in all the life around it like some sort of anti-matter project being executed by the creepy satanists in Switzerland who are trying to recreate a black hole here on earth…GREAT IDEA TEAM….like an asshole, it may SUCK us all in, but I guess deal with that when it happens, why worry about things we can’t control….even though we can control them….by NOT playing with shit like that.

Anyway, the thong, a marvel of innovation, not really, but when trying to make the pantyline less offensive, while still giving the pussy something to drip in and soak, instead of the pants or socks…dripping down the leg…that’s less a marvel in design, I’m sure there have been bitches cutting their mom panties into thongs since the dawn of time, thanks to their innate ability to sew, you know cuz they’re women….so more a marvel in marketing….”GRANNY PANTY BAD, THONG GOOD”….all it took to create a billion dollar product category thanks to the female hive mind.

The flaw, which is the win, or the opportunity, is that assholes are TOO big, too round to contain and you can see them through the thong part of the thong, making it a great way for girls to show off their assholes as they do…it’s a generation of selfie porn…so assholes are a key HOLE needed for that.

Here are some assholes behind thongs.

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2022

17

Mar

Caylee Cowan Bikini of the Day

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Caylee Cowan was some big titty LA rat who was being passed around by old rich guys for a while, only to end up with Casey Affleck once she was broken down enough to rebuild, and the good news is that whatever Casey did to her has done pretty good to her overall look.

She always had big tits and a dream, but was not properly executing the hustle.. she was fat, dumpy, a bit of a disaster on social media…since I don’t know these people personally, that’s all I can go by…..not that I care…I’m only there for the tits….

But I figure when you are raised in this generation of everyone being famous, you sacrifice a lot of your soul to get there, it’s more competitive than ever…

Ladder climbing young whores with tits have existed forever, but now we get to watch their journey unfold before our vary eyes….

Luckily for her there’s always an old rich connected guy willing to give some hand outs, probably for a cost, disguised as a relationship…to help open those doors they need opened….taken under their controlling wing…..because all these people have real GOOD intentions…RIGHT.

But yeah, she’s looking fit, still has the tits, the ass looks like it’d be a solid alternative to a COVID mask, and I guess everyone wins…except maybe her soul…but who needs one of those when you can have TROPICAL adventures paid for!

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2022

17

Mar

Christa B Allen Topless of the Day

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Christa B Allen is an unimpressive actress who was on some show called REVENGE, but luckily for her, she was clever enough to do the whole “I am an empowered feminist, therefore I get naked on the instagram, because FREE THE NIPPLE, to fight the PATRIARCHY” bullshit that is really a “oh, tits get me views, which will get me acting jobs, since my acting to dat has got no views”.

So I guess that makes her more impressive, never turn you back on a bottom feeder willing to get naked on the internet…we need them.

I don’t know when she started looking like KYLIE JENNER but it’s apparently a “look”…..an unfortunate look….but they all have ut…because they all want to be confused for trannies, or they all want to look the same….all part of the collapse I guess…

But hey, she gets naked!

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2022

17

Mar

Lottie Moss Nudes of the Day

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Lottie Moss is naked in this series of emotionless selfies…

I assume it is for her ONLY FANS which probably makes her more money than the brand deals she’s no longer getting because she does ONLY FANS….I guess having the same last name as Kate Moss only goes so far…

This nude selfie for the fans, that I guess people pay for, which is fucking nuts to me, but I’m old school and like free porn and think anyone paying for porn since the early 2000s is fucking nuts….and even in the early 2000s I wasn’t paying for porn but it was more reasonable to get rooked in…but I guess the whole scam on ONLY FANS is to rook simp dudes who are such cuck pussies that they want to support the girls they find hot like they are some kind of hero…when these bitches don’t give a fuck about them…they are in it for the bottom line, not the individual dude paying 200 dollars to sex with a dude in INDIA pretending to be LOTTIE MOSS….they LAUGH at their fans…I KNOW IT….

Anyway, the creative direction on this needs some work, it’s got the BEFORE PICTURES of a workout regime, you know to ocument her progress before diving into the KETO DIET….and maybe she figured that she can throw these up for the perverts who want to see her hot fatty outer lips…COINSLOT MOMMA…two birds with one stone….or maybe, when your sister is Kate Moss, you don’t have to bother trying with the nudes, being nude is enough….which is too bad….because I like props!

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2022

17

Mar

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Tits get hits, except on this site….

But it’s a nice thing to say, because it rhymes and really, it does apply to most people and things. If you’re an influencer, show tit and get more likes. If you’re a brand, use more tit in your marketing and get more sales. If you’re a movie, have tits in it and get more viewers, if you’re a model, use those tits to get gigs, if you’re a stripper, use those tits to get paid….

It’s just that this site was built on a fucking swamp and is sinking, so the whole tits getting hits thing, my only marketing angle, eventually isn’t enough to carry shit….but in ALL other walks of life, from the coffee shop, to the youtube thumbnail on your OFF GRID cabin build….TITS get hits…

So when you got tits, you gotta show those tits, it’s your duty as the host body to those tits, and that’s why things like TITTY DROPS get so popular, because it’s a fun way to show tits, and if everyone’s doing it, it’s not slutty….IT’s just tits…and WE LOVE tits…so check out this week’s round up.

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2022

17

Mar

Nathy Peluso Nipple of the Day

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Nathy Peluso is not someone saying Nancy Pelosi with a lisp….not that I even know who Nathy Peluso, or Nancy Pelosi really is, other than some freakish shapeshifting lizard looking lady in your government who is a great stock investor, because you can’t be a public servant, paid by tax payer money, unless you use that position to enrich your entire family and everyone you know with insider information….otherwise just work at another job….

Nathy Peluso, who may be a Satanist, since she’s in the music industry and if we’re seeing her then you know there are people behind them, handling them, because when you’re born in Argentina, and you get pushed in America hard, including projects with Christina Aguilera, you gotta ask some questions…like is she really that talented….

I guess she was also doing youtube shit, so it is possible she randomly went viral and creepers saw dollar signs, who fucking cares, she’s got her tits out and despite being pretty monstrous looking, they are big tits, so now we get to stare a her tits..and I guess that’s a win for all of us, even if she does human sacrifices with her owners on the weekend…she’s FAMOUS and to them, that’s the point.

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2022

17

Mar

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I guess TANLINES are so impressive, or such a great fashion accessory, that girls, not just strippers, which I guess isn’t really fair to say, since all girls are now strippers, it’s socially accepted and if we’ve learned anything from “THE PURGE” it is that people, when fully immersed in their heathen pleasures, will do all the evil things in their soul, SO LONG AS THE GROUP SAYS IT IS OK…

I am convinced that you could convince a bunch of girls that it’s cool to kill babies because they’ll be a burden on your hook-up culture life, so much so that they’d go to protests celebrating killing babies maybe even rocking T-Shirts with all the dates of the babies they’ve killed…

KILLING BABIES man…making everyone getting a tanline because everyone’s into tanlines, they even spray chemicals on themselves instead of going out in the sun for a tanline, we’re an instant gratification people….but when you’ve got the tanline, you gotta let it shine…for all to see…even if it’s artificial and painted on…because it is NATURE’s HIGHLIGHTER and you paid good money for it so you can’t make it go to waste.

All I know is that it makes me want to sip Pina Colados, listen to Reggae, and imagine a better life drinking coconut water out of the coconut on the beach…which is probbaly what I’ll do when you start sending me money like people send money to all those other CREATORS living rich from YOUTUBE for living in a van, sailboat, or off grid cabin…..with all the time in the world to get those tanlines.