Irina Shayk is in some thong outfit…Gross, right?
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2022
12
Jan
Workout Wednesday of the Day
Girls can be such bitches…you know bragging about how hot they are, or how they workout and believe in producing smut around their fitness because that’s the whole point of fitness…ALL at the expense of girls who aren’t fat…forced to look on and say “what a bitch showing off that she works out, doesn’t she know that working out makes a bitch manly, enjoy your biceps bitch, now pass me a damn cookie”….because the fat girls forced to look at fitness chicks with disgust still get laid cuz dudes are perverts who will fuck anything…OBVIOUSLY…
The point of the story is letting fat fucks rule your life and give you health advice should NEVER be taken seriously…unless it’s me saying NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED…because NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED…at least not in my internet metaverse that is this site…in real life..I’ll fuck anything…OBVIOUSLY….
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2022
12
Jan
Jenna Dewan Pervert of the Day
Jena Dewan is out here showing your some of her favorite moves in seducing A-Listers like CHANNING TATUM…in fact this may be the position they were in when she got knocked up, assuming he didn’t cum in her ass, have her shit it out of the ass, only to be reinserted in her womb to get that 20k per month child support check if not more…you know these girls cash the fuck out on their wombs…especially when they use their dance bodies to seduce the right sucker….you know if this is the smutty content she puts on social media…what happens behind closed doors when her lifestyle depends on it…PROBABLY some good shit.
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2022
12
Jan
Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day
If you’ve got a pussy, you might as well jack your panties up inside it, or your pants…because with the advent of filters, cheap plastic surgery so you can make yourself look like your avatar, the whole state sponsored gender reassignment surgeries that will likely end up in a lot of unhappy people, I mean I know people who have regrets about tattoos they got when they liked a specific band in their late teens….and now it’s branded on them….cutting your dick off a whole other ballgame…
But yeah, with the face injections, the transgendered being able to pull off the sugar baby lifestyle and look better than most girls, since they are born dudes and know what dudes like…BLOWJOBS…DUDES LIKE BLOWJOBS….especially suprise unplanned blowjobs…
ANYWAY…I don’t know if girls are flashing pussy to say “REAL GIRL OVER HERE”….or just because they like the way it feels…or like the dudes looking at the fatness and HUNGER of their labia….
I just know it happens, and this is the extent of my DOCUMENTARIAN work…they call me KEN BURNS of pussy wedgies…doing those DEEP digs…literally…just not for PBS…since it hasn’t become a jerk off site yet…BUT IT WILL…they all do….
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2022
12
Jan
Ireland Baldwin Push Up Bra of the Day
When your dad goes to the trouble of being a suspect in a shooting on set of a movie he produced for the insurance money, the story, the ability to get off from a murder charge and call it an accident…or whatever he’s saying in his erratic mental case defence to one of the weirdest stories in Hollywood news, that no one even cares about anymore….but yeah…when your dad goes viral because he’s super famous and shouldn’t be involved in on set shootings that kill camera people according to the news…even though I like to think it’s more of a “SHOW ME THE BODY”….marketing strategy to get people to see that movie….I mean it would be easy to fake…they are in the business of making movies..which are fake…
But yeah, when your dad’s super famous and has a viral story, USE it to your advantage and pull those big tits out into frame….
Ireland Baldwin, a once aspiring influencer, clearly still has the dream to INFLUENCE and she’s doing it the only way girls know how…or at least the only way that seems to work….WITH THE TITS!
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2022
12
Jan
Weed Wednesday of the Day
Weed is God’s Plant…AMAZON TOLD ME via a documentary that I guess really impacted my life in such a major way that I won’t shut up about it because I have very little to say on the subject besides how fucking dumb. people were to allow people to make a plant something criminal…and how fucking inhumane it is to have locked a motherfucker up for selling the shit or having it in his possession because it’s a fucking plant…from nature…so these motherfuckers will push pharmaceuticals on people that have all kinds of side effects even when they work…and that’s ok…but a plant found in nature…HELLS NO get away from that HEATHEN PLANT…..it’s crazy…and people went along with it blindly for 100 fucking years….
Luckily, they think that weed makes people dumb, lazy and complacent and forget that it also makes them paranoid as shit….so they are finally easing up on it…but the fact that it happened and still happens just kills the fucking high…
Luckily, girls use weed as a prop or for activism….or for an excuse to get high….and tits makes the high a little better…
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2022
12
Jan
Camila Cabello Big Bikini of the Day
The world has gone mad with their mandates…mandating this, mandating that…experimental gene therapy or woke bullshit…it’s mandated…but they don’t mandate health and wellness, you won’t see a MANDATORY SALAD PER DAY…and they don’t mandate fitness….if anything they celebrate the fatties….they put the fatties on the podium….and shame the hotties for being hot…if a skinny bitch posts a hot pic on social…most comments will be EAT A SANDWICH…like I’ve ever told a girl to EAT ANYTHING…if anything, I’ve removed the sandwich from their plate and said “do some sit ups bitch”…..but the problem is the fats outnumber the hots and when backed into a corner or threatened the fats realize the hots are a liability…so they do all they can to rid the world of the hots and the hots scared of being hot end up getting fat to avoid the conflict….it’s crazy.
Anyway, I am on team HOTS….and feel they need burkini mandates.
I know what you’re thinking, because you’ve been brainwashed…some “especially in the hot bodied who are just there to make the fatties insecure…ban all hotties so the fatties can thrive”….which is why I hate you.
That’s the world we live in. It’s actually a great way to make more girls fat and ugly, you know why have hot girls, they are just a distraction and bullies by existing, THEY should be removed by SOCIETY….MANDATE a certain fat chick BMI…because a world with fat uglies is still a world where dudes will fuck regardless cuz they are dudes…but then there becomes a hierarchy of fat uglies…where the hottest of the fat and uglies…or the fittest of the fat uglies become the new normal….the new hot chick…so really it’s a LOSING battle…which is why we should just keep hot chicks hot…and BAN celebrities for being fat uglies..in bikinis…maybe MANDATE that burkini for the fatties…and keep the hotties in thong bikinis….because this free for all needs some boundaries, some lines in the fucking sand…
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2022
12
Jan
Wetspot Wednesday of the Day
People are so fucking weird sexually now, that at a certain point people will be craving missionary sex and not just when their girl off hookup app is nodding off on the fentanyl you just snorted….I mean real conservative and modest wait until marriage, no under the shirt, only finger bang over the pants kind of work your way up to the big day, but until then here’s a bunch of perverts who like sex uncontrollably that they product content of their wet panties so you know how horny they are….Gross right?
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2022
12
Jan
NO BRA challenge and Other Videos of the Day
Funny COVID Pitch Meeting
MILF Jokes
The Dimple Challenge…
Wisdom Teeth Removal Recovery
Pussy Dance
Trust the Science
Wall Squat
Interesting….
Mental health crisis pic.twitter.com/NjZMnBIFwa
— Libs of Tik Tok (@libsoftiktok) January 12, 2022
2022
12
Jan
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
Normalizing obesity, calling it fitness is weird…
Not as weird as normalizing pedos, calling it a sexual orientation not a fucked up dysfunction that probably happened when they were raped as a child by some evil motherfucker or I guess nephew or student on my bus or troop member in my scout troop…I saw the US TODAY or whatever it was tweet that got deleted trying to defend the most heinous act a person can do….which leads me to think we’re diving deeper into a satanic run hell….and that you should all fucking SAVE yourselves sooner than later….because that’s just fucking crazy and not the first time that the WOKE has gone down that road of INCLUSIVITY going too far because you can’t draw the line, you’re on that slippery slope of trying to be a GOOD person…even though you defend evil….
Then there’s the normalizing genderless weirdos, eating bugs, or meat made in a fucking lab….all while dividing people….seeing people actively wish death on each other for taking or not taking experimental medicine that hasn’t really worked…not realizing that WE are collectively all on the CHOPPING block…they TAX the unvaccinated today….who will they tax tomorrow…and how many shots will it take to be fully vaccinated….not to make this about COVID, but that shit is going on, and people are LOVING IT….because they don’t realize THEY ARE NEXT…
What I am saying is…avoid slippery slopes they slip you right onto a BIG dick in your ass you may not be able to ever SQUEEZE or pull yourself off of…and sure you may like it…but it’ll suck when you have to shit.
Here are some stepLINKS…
No, Kodak Black Was Not Having Sex in a Luxury Box at a Florida Panthers Game
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Beach Day!
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Heat in the form of Cleavage at the Packers Game
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Sabrina Posing on a Muscle Car
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Patrick Mahomes leaves NFL fans guessing about what’s going on with cryptic tweets
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Turning. Cob of Corn into Popcorn in the Microwave…
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Old Footage of People Failing to Fly
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Jamie Lynn Spears Speaks Out About Britney….
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Cam Girls are Pretty Good.
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