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2021

15

Nov

Madison Beer Upskirt of the Day

Madison Beer is a youtuber that I am convinced they created, like she was planted on Youtube to build that fanbase when she was young, only to make a big deal about singing her when she was viral enough, only for her to do celebrity building for 2-3 years by going to every party and restaurant she could in a slutty crop top….

Well, she’s released what I’ll assume is his first album, that she’s touring in some fetishy costumes, because we’re in an era of perverts, obviously the outfits will be out of sex store, I mean girls dress in gutter stripper gear EVERY DAY and think it’s fashion, so if you’re on stage, you best make it fucking hot…

Clearly, climbing around with her ass out in the shortest skirt, is the only costume any girls should war, on set, on stage, at the grocery store, fuck make the FED EX ladies they’ve hired because of inclusivity dress like this, because it’s fucking perfect….

That’s not to say Madison Beer is perfect, I am sure her music sucks…and she could be hotter, but as a society keeps going sluttier and sluttier, we’re headed in the right direction for nude stage shows…

Where the singers PISS ON YOUR FACE AT THE 3 MINUTE MARK

I was going to go online on Saturday to post the piss video, but figured I am not relevant enough to break stories, but I can’t help but post it, because pissing on a motherfucker on stage like that, is just fucking wild…

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2021

15

Nov

Kate Beckinsale Pussy Flash of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale must be an Augmented Reality Creature made on a computer system 20 years ago and they’ve committed to keeping her “alive” as a CGI character….

Maybe she’s just AI, or a robot because she doesn’t make any fucking sense to me being as hot as she is in her mid 40s. It just doesn’t make sense…

We know that with some movie magic they could DEFINITELY game us with a fake person….it’s been done 10 times in 10 different ways over the years….people are dumb and buy into anything.

I saw a trailer for a movie she’s in called JOLT on Amazon…and she looked fucking hot…

Understand, she is 48 years old, you know almost 50, you know…WHAT THE FUCK…

Maybe the rich just have better face injections that the low grade talent on instagram. WHO KNOWS but it’d be nice to get her pregnant like you were Charlie Sheen, even though you probably can’t because of memopause…

Never did I think I’d be wanting to fuck a menopausal, I man sure I’d do it if it was in front of me, and when I worked the old folks home it was easy pickings, but my conscious self, not my horny animalistic wanting to cum self, is still interested in sex with Kate Beckinsale and not in a weird fetish way…despite her being the age of a weird fetish…SHE”S GOOD.

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2021

15

Nov

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Medical Workers are the heroes of the pandemic and arguably since before the pandemic because as much as I think the health care system is corrupted by the Hospital admins and the insurance companies, I’ll assume most people get into healthcare to actually help people. I know people who have been saved my doctors and their support staff, I know people who have had sex with nurses and they say they’ve been very considerate and not very scared of bodily fluids…like you can shit on a nurse and she’ll be into it because she changes diapers all day….kind of thing…even though I think they have lower levels at the hospital do the whole diaper changes but you get what I am saying, they don’t fear germs, hence why they get naked on the job.

I felt the bigging up of the healthcare workers was a ploy to get them playing up the COVID thing….so I wasn’t really into that…

I felt that telling them they were heroes made them think they were more important than they were….

Then a year later, they decided to turn on the healthcare workers and fire those who were outliers who didn’t fully subscribe to their program, and I guess some of those people are now doing this new business full time, because when life gives you lemons, you get naked on the internet with them….it pays more than a day job that doesn’t appreciate you.

I find healthcare worker porn, or nudes pretty gross from a virus and bacteria level, but they are these healthcare workers are the heroes we need because they get naked and that’s all I have to say about that.

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2021

15

Nov

Heidi Klum Topless of the Day

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Heidi Klum is in Greece because when you’re rich and famous, the last two years have likely been very good to you, and the whole struggle the masses have to deal with doesn’t apply to them.

There are two or more timelines going on. You have the TRUTH and the TRUTH SEEKERS and the blinded or hoping things go back to normal….and who happily watch the rich get richer and live their life of luxury in luxurious places that are far less populated than they were before the pandemic because normal people aren’t traveling, making them the real fucking suckers in all this….but I guess we’ve been the suckers in all this all along because we’ve allowed them to win so we can watch them live their best life and envy them, because they are better than us.

Heidi Klum is better than us, or better than most and this is her topless in Greece in her late 40s for instagram. She is a mom of many, who has been banged out by some big cocks like SEAL COCK and rightfully so, if you’re going to be fucking a goddess like KLUM who makes no sense in terms of biological aging…it might as well be with a big dick….

I call her a product of German Eugenics of the 1940s….where they were trying to breed the hottest bitches…and it worked…so I guess the good news about the future is that the people in charge will only breed babes in the lab the way NATURE intended – otherwise NATURE wouldn’t create designer babies through genetic programming…

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2021

15

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Titty Shake of the Day

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This is what you do when your dad gets his first murder in the books…

A big sloppy titty jiggle, because that’s the kind of content the people want and when you have big tits you can produce with little effort, creative vision or thought.

I like the titty jiggles, even on a tank of a woman in pushing 6 foot 5 like Ireland Baldwin because she’s proportionate…

I don’t really talk about the RUST set thing because I don’t care and know nothing about the story…

I think it’s a solid strategy to distract us from real issues we’re dealing with and I don’t really care that an asshole like Alec Baldwin shot someone. I don’t even believe the story that they are telling us about it. I think he’s acting his way through it…and it doesn’t matter…

There’s a movie with Zach Braff, Robert DeNiro and Tommy Lee Jones on Amazon that I watched because my life is as pathetic as yours and I waste away watching that shit….

It wasn’t terrible and it is about trying to kill an old washed up Western actor on set to collect the insurance money…..so maybe that was the motivation on RUST….

Who really cares because Ireland Baldwin is acting accordingly and that’s really the only interesting thing about Alec Baldwin. Not his fraud wife and her lies about her origin story, not their 300 children, not his killing ways….but his daughter’s titties being jiggled.

When you reduce serious things down to the tits, it’s a win for all of us not into serious shit, but into tits…so focus on TITS.

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2021

15

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

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My mother died when I was a kid so I never really had a traditional opinion of a mom, you know like how I never had a sister, so I used to always think it made perfect sense for brothers and sisters to fuck, because what a gift the world gave people by letting them have a sister in their house they can spy on, steal the panties of, and all that…which apparently is not the kind of Family Values people had at the time, but based on born of the era, is the whole point of family, which is just part of the destruction of the family system…because once family start fucking each other – you are in a weird place culturally…

The point is that moms were never the peacekeeper, the head of household, the nurturing and the caring, the chef and the nurse because that wasn’t my experience…so moms were just the fully developed ladies at my friends houses with the tits.

So I get the whole MILF thing on a level but the whole MILF thing loses the appeal when you became a stepfather, because you get the hell of a family, without the actual responsibility, it’s like volunteering to be a fire fighter and being knee deep in a fire about to die thinking “they don’t even pay me for this shit, I did this for free, I volunteered to die for this shit, what a fail”….

The mom pussy, is far lower quality than the non-mom pussy…and the moms know it, even the hot ones…..

So MILFs are easy or desperate or feel they have baggage with the kids and ex husbands….and they do…so it makes them more affordable, accessible, and fun to be around because they’re bullshit is focused at other motherfuckers…

Which is why I endorse finding MILFS and becoming stepfathers in your own right, it is better than being lonely…

Now that I am in my 50s, MILFs are in their late 20s and 30s and thus the whole MILF thing is irrelevant because based on age alone, they are a win…

So here are some MILFs looking good and being amazing

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2021

15

Nov

Camila Cabello Fitness Struggle of the Day

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Dude…

Camila Cabello is some Cuban import that made it in Hollywood which always makes me feel suspicious because there are so many talented locals who don’t make it…so how did someone who was brought over by a communist country with seemingly no money….get to the top of the charts in a girl band. I guess her talent was JUST THAT much better than everyone else and I don’t know anything about her music, so I can’t confirm or deny that, but I do know that none of the pop music out there is meaningful, inspiring or real music. The girls leading the bands or dancing on stage as they pretend to sing the over produced songs are usually not that impressive and obviously just a vessel to push whatever thy are pushing. I guess a broke girl from Cuba would be a great one to use, knowing she wouldn’t bog anything down with her born in America privilege.

That’s not to say I know anything about her rise to the top, I am just a skeptic….

There was a time when she was a tight package of a popstar in a girl band, who went solo…then the pandemic happened and she went back to Florida where she clearly had one too many Cuban spit roasts…maybe with her boyfriend who is also a popster where he was the meat in the middle taking it from both sides…you know cuz he has gay vibes….or maybe it was just too much RICE AND BEANS….now that she’s all rich as shit and famous.

Anyway, she’s not as humiliated by her weight gain as she would have been a decade ago, since even when fat she’s skinnier than the average and I guess she’s getting back into fighting shape, in this struggle to do a sit up….her belly in those bike shorts getting in the way as it does and for those of you who sit in the park and watch outdoor workouts, this is more post pregnancy, during pregnancy, or geriatric “Boot camps”….at least in terms with the body.

The good news is at least she’s trying..

The better news is at least she put her trainer in the picture, because that’s an ass and body distraction Cabello needs…she should bring her everywhere she goes, you know to give us something to look at.

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2021

15

Nov

Bella Thorne Bikini of the Day

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Bella Thorne posted up a booty show video in her bikini with the caption “NATURAL BB”….which I am going to assume is based on her ass and strictly the ass alone….because we are in this society of people jacking themselves up so that they can be “instagram hot”….this is not the era of natural beauty surfacing to the top for all the perverts, but rather a bunch of basic or average girls thinking they can be hot with a few shitty bootleg procedures..

That’s not to say Bella Thorne is one of those girls, she was cast on Disney as a kid and I am sure was well liked by the execs, maybe a little too well liked, assuming the predator storylines are true about Hollywood…

It’s to say that her having to say that her ass is natural, just means her network all have fake asses, so having a real ass is some sort of clout….when I remember a time that all asses were real and you didn’t need to broadcast it..and the fact that she is, is pretty disappointing…because too much shit is fake out there, we don’t need more fake shit…

I also think Bella Thorne is only talking that her big ass is real, because the tits are questionably fake, and her face has had more injections than a heroin addict on the street corner I’d likely pay 5 dollars for a blowjob from because that’s the philanthropy I can afford…HERE get another HIT baby…but first SERVICE ME…

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2021

15

Nov

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I like to think that Kylie Jenner motivated all the girls on the internet who are trying to be Kylie Jenner in their own right, but don’t have the resources, the family, the team, the reality show to really make it, but they do have access to shitty bootleg face injections, they are available on every corner, it’s the new back alley abortion…just for the face…ABORT YOUR ORIGINAL LOOK and turn youself into a muppet looking TRANSGENDER….since you can’t call em tranny.

It’s a weird trend…but along with the face injections, the half naked on the internet, the filters and the photoshop, has come a group of young people who keep the kid after being cummed inside when trying to simulate intimacy, romance and love…you know “Say you love me when you cum in me man I met on Tinder shit”…

I assume they see having kids as a big opportunity to monetize, I mean they can turn their bootleg influencing to their kid, brands like kids, it opens a whole new revenue stream….but I could be wrong…

I mean maybe they just do the whole getting knocked up for the TITTY MILK FETISH videos…and child support checks from the rich guys they let cum in them…you know, it’s a business in a transactional society we are all slaves in.

I started out HATING THE MILKY tit videos, but now I think they are great….I mean nature is wonderful and for some girls, milky tits is the only thing left natural on ’em….and natural is what I fucking endorse.

YAY NATURE.