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2021

18

Nov

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

I wonder how much of a day I should spend on my TITTY DROP post because I know that you need my analysis of the same shit different week titty drop performance piece that girls subscribe to as an excuse or way to flash their tits…when they don’t need an excuse or game to justify flashing their hot tits…just fuckin do it on your own….I guess this is where the hive mind of slaves is working out ok for us…because there was a time when tits weren’t flashed so liberally…in so much volume, but it’s viral baby, a trend, like GAP in the 90s, motherfuckers need to FLASH THEIR TITS in a drop to FIT in while you’d like to fit into them even though you know you probably won’t…small penis shit.

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2021

18

Nov

Kourtney Kardashian Crushing a Horse of the Day

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Kourtney Kardashian is rubbing her cunt up on her horse saddle like a Lesbian Biker on her motorcycle trying to cum, because Kourtney Kardashian in her 40s has decided to be some low level slut, which I guess would make her a high level slut, because the Kardashians are the best the EVIL industry has brought the world to destroy the spirit of young people into thinking getting fucked on camera can turn you whole family into billionaires…so long as your mom was involved in the death of the most famous murder of the 90s…

I don’t care what you think, but all I see is darkness with tese people as they scam money to live lavishly, while offering the world nothing inspirational or impressive, if anything it just enslaves women to think that money is everything and whoring for that money is noble work….which is pretty unfortuante for society but good for us.

I don’t know why her and Travis Barker’s content is so appealing to celeb gossip, but I’ll assume no one cares about celeb gossip really, they are too busy taking selfies to notice…which could be why she progressively gets more and more perverted…like gridning her pussy on a saddle like a hot Rodeo Girl without the actual cowboy energy the world needs because again, these are unimpressive people…JUST PUT YOUR TITS OUT and people will buy your shit….AVON LADY FROM HELL.

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2021

18

Nov

Heidi Klum Ass of the Day

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It must suck to be a woman Heidi Klum’s age and having to live up to the new standard of what near 50 year old women should look like because most old as shit women can’t pull this off.

I guess you could argue that when Heidi Klum was a top model, she was already substantially hotter than the girls her age. Husbands would look at her VS work and jerk off instead of fucking their wife because pornography has been ruining the sanctitude of marriage for a long time, but I would argue that when the now 50 year olds were 30, they were substantially hotter then than they are now….while KLUM pretty much stayed the fucking same…

The weird thing about her is that she does the whole slutty influencer thing where she shows off her body, but I guess when you’ve built an empire being a whore they pretend is a top model, you just keep it going.

I’ve been to many stripclubs, with many old ladies stripping because that’s all they know….hell, I run a blog no one reads despite blogs being an outdated concept because it is all I know…so I get it on a level, and more importantly, when looking this good, it’d be wrong for her to not show off the power of NAZI EUGENICS programs that we’ll assume made her….was she made in a lab? I don’t know her backstory but I’ll assume she was since nothing is real.

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2021

18

Nov

Kate Hudson Glammed Up But Still Looking Like Shit of the Day

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I don’t subscribe to anything Kate Hudson. I used to pretend that it had to do with her leading Owen Wilson to his attempted suicide because they were dating at the time of his dark days of ending it all…which would have clearly been a real loss for society as a whole because he offers us so much more than this bitch does…

Disclaimer, I may have made up that Kate Hudson is the reason for Owen’s suicide, but I’ve been running with it for 15 years so WHY STOP NOW…

I do remember thinking Kate Hudson was hot when she was featured in an Architectural Digest issue in 1997 when she was about 18 or 19 years old. When I found out she had a house in COTTAGE COUNTRY CANADA where Cindy Crawford and a bunch of other idiots have their lake houses, and thought for about a minute that I should build a submarine to dock outside their house and wait patiently for her to get drunk and skinny dip, I mean what the fuck else would a pervert Hollywood monster do when in the wildnerness in Canada…

Needless to say, I didn’t make my creeper sub….but in the 24 years since those days…I’ve learned to hate her, find her overrated nepotism and even think she’s grown up to be far uglier than I would have expected…maybe it’s the alcohol, or the demons of being raised in Hollywood…or maybe women just get older and look more and more like shit…I don’t know, I’m not a scientist….

In this GOLD DRESS where she’s being paid to promote Michael Kors because these people don’t do shit for free, even when they are the face of billion dollar fitness brands that have likely made her a billionaire too….even though I think WINE GUZZLER and COCK GUZZLER far more than I think FITNESS INFLUENCER when it comes to Hudson…but I also know nothing about her, just superficial shit, like her all glammed up and still looking bloated and old…but I guess that’s what happens..

Here are some of her in fitness!

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2021

18

Nov

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I keep seeing insane news about this COVID thing that you may or may not have heard about, but if you haven’t, it’s this VIRUS that was potentially created in a lab in China that was released to the world through bat soup that has forced people to be in lockdowns, to wear masks, to even be under curfew because this virus only gets you at certain times of the day….and if you’re rich, you don’t have to even hide from it…you can still travel and live life normally an enjoy all the normals not getting in the way on the beach….then there’s some experimental medicine that they marketed will save you, that they are telling you doesn’t save you so you need more, while telling those who don’t have it that they need it to….and even better…if you don’t have it you can’t go places, so you better get it..

But yeah, I’ve been seeing these news items about lockdowns in Europe…increasing cases everywhere….everyone being tracked on some weird passport system…in various places that I am sure they want everywhere….

So the idea of you getting tanlines if you live in the north may be pushed off for another 6 months…what’s 6 months…

Luckily, girls are resilient and they FIND the work arounds…so at least we can still jerk off to tanlines from our prisons that are our phones and the internet.

I LIKE tanlines and these are tanlines..

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2021

18

Nov

Can You Do This – and Other Videos of the Day

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2 Girls on the Sling Shot

MSNBC is Fake News and Luckily they are Banned from the Rittenhouse Bullshit designed to Divide America

Karen VS Comedy Show

Weird Attack on Christianity

Important TitTok Twerk Content

Important Big Titty TikTok Content

Big Titty TikTok Content

Let’s Go Brandon Christmas Footage

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2021

18

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If everyone just decided to stop using facebook or instagram and twitter, we’d live in a better world. I have been convinced social media is the fucking devil upon us…and funny enough, we have the power to totally end that business. It happened to Myspace, it can happen again….

Problem is….no on really cares to stop using social media, they are too addicted to the likes, follows and soapboxes they like to think give them a voice and some, if eager enough, can figure out how to go viral with it and live their dream life of PODCASTER….

I get the interest, the appeal, why people are addictive, it’s just too bad people care…and people buy into it because it’s mainstream crap.

Early internet were weird pods of weird communities in weird corners of the internet….not one big site everyone used, because it had something for everyone, giving one company too much power over the world population….to FUCK with our heads..

I am not convinced ZUCK isn’t an AI cartoon, but assuming he was real, he likely had zero friends, hence launching FB, where he’d angrily overlord all those people from the bitterness in his autistic soul from not being popular or getting laid in High School….”I’ll show them”….since everything social media has become is fucking psychotic…

BUT luckily there’s a shit ton of thirsty girls showing their tits to distract us and SUCK US BACK IN….we’ll be covering that throughout the day as we do all days…

Here are those morning links..

UFC Fighter Maryna Moroz Drops a Thirst Trap in a Bikini and Thigh High Boots
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J.Lo and Owen Wilson Marriage Cosplay
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Cowboys legend Troy Aikman rumored to join Amazon for “Thursday Night Football”
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The Pam and Tommy Movie Trailer is Here
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Alt Model in a Colorful Shoot
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AMAZING GOLDEN SNUB NOSED MONKEY!!
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Why Photos of the Eiffel Tower at Night is Illegal….
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Cam Newton Gets Emptional After Winning
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
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2021

17

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Not everything needs to be dark and sinister, even if it is..which is the attitude you need when clicking these links…

They are vintage, the concept insane, DON’T PEOPLE GET THEIR NEWS ON TIKTOK….

What the fuck are we doing here….I guess just trying to live a life worth living, OUR BEST LIFE, have a good time not for a long time or some shit…so while you do that here are some stepLINKs to add some meaning, purpose, value to your day….

Behind the Scenes with Hailee Steinfeld for a Hot Shoot
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Bella Thorne is the Modern Day Jessica Rabbit!
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Paulina Gretzky Wants to Know If You Prefer Her Underboob in Color or Black and White
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Kelly Gale in a Tight Dress
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Lily Rose Depp Sheer Tank Top….
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Kristen Stewart says Twilight needed chemistry of her and Robert Pattinson
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Vanessa Hudgens Looking Good!
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Elle Fanning in Lingerie Outfit…
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Elsa Pataky Brings the Skimpy Bikini!
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Vancouver researchers create ‘AI’ tech to design new designer drugs….
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Pants off Brawl
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5 Ways Feminists Treat Men Like They’re Not Human
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“Almost died” – Patriots O-linesman Trent Brown reveals how pre-game IV almost cost him his life
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Lady Gaga is Flexing Her Italian Accent!
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Larsen Thompson is On Vacation!
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Kelly Stafford Apologized for Throwing a Pretzel at a Fan During Rams Loss to the 49ers
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The Worst Ever Auditions On America’s Got Talent!
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Famous Movies Before And After VFX Effects!
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Monkey Man Gives Pizza Delivery Man His Money!
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Bebe Rexha Getting Ready
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Wanda Icardi Doing a “Campaign” in See Through Lingerie
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An Intro to Inceldom
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Someone Dropped $20k on the Patriots to Win the Super Bowl
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Playboy Model Daniella Chavez Supported the Chile National Team Prior to Their World Cup Qualifier Match
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Arianna Grande in Space with her Pokies Out!
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Ostrich Gets Angry At Frank, Chases After Dude….
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Kid Falls Through 1.5 Million Painting
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W Magazine PULLING their Travis and Kylie issue
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Brett Favre Missed Deadline to Pay Outstanding Interest on Welfare Money He Received
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Robots Scare Me
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Firefighters Get Called To Retrieve A Massive Snake In The Ceiling!
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Man Stops Man From Throwing Second Molotov Cocktail Into A Store!
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Wu Tang’s RZA releasing comic book soon
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Jets Flying Over At Intense Speeds!
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Robot Works At A Restaurant Kitchen As A Fry Cook!
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Gator vs Laser Pointed
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The Tallest Manmade Structures Ever Made Throughout The Years!
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NSFW Aunt Cass Memes Are Taking Over The Internet!
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He’s Late!
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The Chinese Train That Runs Through An Apartment Complex Every 2 Minutes!
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Cheetah Goes Up Against The Robodog!
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Nude Model Yarova in the Bath!
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Rising From the Dead
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The Worst Ever Auditions On America’s Got Talent!
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Skincare for the Holidays….
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Hailee Steinfeld’s Hot Shoot for Cosmo
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Jessica Alba’s Women’s Health SHoot – in Bikini
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Slutty Famous People at the In Style Awards
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Old as Shit Halle Berry in a Bathing Suit
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Elle Fanning Lingerie for Entertainment Weekly
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Vanessa Hudgens in Some Slutty Boots
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Old as Shit Halle Berry in a Bathing Suit
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Lady Gaga is Demonic
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Meg Donnelly at a Premiere
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Jaimie Alexander Cleavage
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Lady Gaga is Demonic
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Rose Byrne in 80s Workout Gear
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Braless Lily Rose Depp
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Selma Hayek Huge Tits
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Florence Puge in NYC
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Tallia Storm’s Slutty Dress
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Nina Agdal Fit Tight Bod
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Olivia Wilde in a Dress
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Halle Berry in a Tight Outfit
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Lea Seydoux in a Magazine
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Megan Fox on Vacation
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From stepSMUT!!

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Butt Plug is in for the Ride
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Tiny and Busty
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Amateur Reddit Slut Ms Modestly Immodest…HOT
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Pushing Out the Butt Plug
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Creepy Fuckng Nudist Tree Climbing
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Riding the Big Boy
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Bikini Model Pulls her Tits Out
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Asian Girl’s Boobs Massage
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Panties to the Side
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There is Such Thing as Too Much Oil for the Nude Model
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Jiggle on a Dildo
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29 People Having a Shitty Day
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Birthing.
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Busty Cher Butler in a Hot Nude Shoot from the 80s
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Car Masturbating Time
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Holly Gibbons not Liza Gibbons Nude
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Girl in Lingerie Sucks a Toy
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Amateur Cam Girl Gets Fucked
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Finger Banger
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Busty Girl Gives a TItty Fuck
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Underwater Pussy
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Dildo Close Up
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Sporty Girl Fucks
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HEAVY TITS
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Get Back in the Kitchen….Sluts…
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I Wonder if She’s a Real Cop
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Societal Decay
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The Deep Throat Nixon Didn’t Want You To Know About…
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Skin Colored Nipples
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Butt Plug is In
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Masturbating Cam Whore
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Hot Bitch Strips Down in Kitchen
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Gas Station Sluts….
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Gamer Girl Multitasks with a Dick in her Mouth
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One Night Stand
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Waiting in Line for their Turn
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Public FUCK
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3 Friends Having a Time
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2021

17

Nov

Dove Cameron’s Bra of the Day

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Dove Cameron creeps me the fuck out, but so do all celebrities, I’m just here for the tits. Celebri-Titties….because when I take the time to look at them, to look in their eyes, to look into their backstory, to see what they’re about always freaks me out…it’s like a horror movie, but real life, as people praise the monsters in front of us.

This could be because they represent evil, or because I have exhausted myself posting celebs on this site for close to 20 years, which is too much.

I spoke to someone today about a blog I came across and they said “what are blogs, aren’t those from 10 years ago, do they still exist”…Yes…apparently they do and thy are horrible…soul sucking…because everyone gets their news on TikTok….

But blogs being old tech and lame aside, celebs being evil or victims that give off bad energy aside, we’re here for the titties…celebri-titties…and these are DOVE CAMERONS…a Disney Star so you know she’s legit…but that nipple cover heart emoji that reminds me of all the Valentine’s I didn’t get in Elementary school are TRIGGERING me for more disappointment…just hearty reminder of disappointment.

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2021

17

Nov

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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If you’re not taking your health seriously right now, but instead just eating your chemical enhanced foods and drinking your chemical enhanced water, you’re probably a fucking mindless shill idiot with no real lust for life, basically doing what you can for instant gratification, as you wait to die….

Which reminds me of a meme I was sent of an Obese Lady on a motorized scooter that read “on my way for my 8th shot because I take my health seriously”..

Which reminds me of all these plus sized models who pretend that they are healthy and that obesity is not unhealthy despite everything we’ve ever known, because the lie makes them feel good…and the lie makes fat fucks everywhere, and there are a lot of them feel good too…because if you’re being lied to in efforts to massage things that scare you, that you wish were true, it’s easier to accept as truth…because you want it to be true….meanwhile fat fucks put the biggest strain on the health care industry….

Fat is fucking bad for you, it makes you sick, chronically sick…and you’ll be more inclined to eat high sugary shitty nutrient void foods as you sit and stream…it’s basically what they want and expect out of you.

More importantly, fat just isn’t hot….while fitness, which takes work is….

Which is why I put this WEED WEDNESDAY shit together, use hot chicks doing fitness, or showing off their fitness as a motivator to either get fit, or jerk off to fit girls, instead of fat girls, because we need to destroy the stigma that BIG IS BEAUTIFUL…because it fucking isn’t.

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