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2024

18

Jul

Charli XCX Titties for Billboard Magazine of the Day

You probably didn’t know that Billboard Magazine was a PORN mag, but the good news is that everything is porno these days, but some of us are mistreated from an advertising perspective for being porn…..DISCRIMINATION YOU RACISTS…

You can imagine that the piece in BILLBOARD magazine is super fucking interesting where you get some in-depth questions that no one really give a fuck to read, but we’ll pretend since it comes with her tits…

So good work Billboard Magazine, we’re all for you bringing the celebrity tits…

Shit, I just realized that his shirt isn’t her tits…just a dumb looking shirt…making this post OBSOLETE….but since the site is obsolete…they cancel each other out and MAKE things RELEVANT…right?

Here are some of he other smutty pics…

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2024

18

Jul

Old Lady Eva Longoria in a White Bikini of the Day

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Eva Longoria was seen in a white bikini doing what rich people do during the summer in Europe….because that’s the life she created for herself…that first generation American living the American dream all you lazy Americans don’t bother trying to go for because it’s easier to work at McDonalds or collect disability….

I feel you….but would probably prefer feeling Eva Longoria, just not for reasons you’d expect when it comes to a half naked celebrity rich Mexican bitch who seems racist against Mexicans, because she views herself as better than other first generation Mexicans, so she hires them as gardeners and doesn’t speak their language, until Hollywood needs a Mexican to play a Mexican or to get budgets for MEXICAN creatives…in which case she can EXPLOIT her heritage…as these people do…

I’d want to feel her to see if her body is actually human still, because her ass is looking a little like a diaper you’d expect her to wear at her age of incontinence…only it’s not a diaper, it’s under her skin and that seems like it must be some vanity induced BBL…

Her midsection looks like it could be fit, maybe lacking in excess fat…but is that from LIPOSUCTION…let me FEEL for the scars….because the fact she doesn’t have a BELLY button or whatever is left of what was once a Belly Button is fucking off….

Another rich and old thinks she’s matter and has an ego that knows vanity is key to success in Hollywood, so stay hot as hard as you can….and that’s probably better than the alternative, unless the alternative was killing this one off or putting her to pasture and replacing her with someone else…

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2024

18

Jul

Jessica Felter is the Instagram Of The Day

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I guess the right thing to do when running commentary on a half naked chick from instagram is give you a brief bio, link to her account, maybe even get 5 questions with her that she actually answered or even that I answered on her behalf in a hysterical way because what’s she gonna do, sue me…ALRIGHT…

I could also do an analysis of each of her pics, with some running play-by-play comedy mocking everything about it, while jerking off because she’s a hot half naked chick.

Instead, I like to lazily make my commentary around her name…JESSICA FELTER…who I am sure you all wish you FELT HER…even if it was in passing on the bus, or at the grocery store, where you try not to let her feel your boner when you intentionally bump into her and pretend it’s an accident…you know how shoppping around hot chicks works…

But for some reason, a gay reason I am sure, I keep reading her name as FELTCHER…which is the act of sucking your cum out of an asshole and spitting it into your lover, typically the asshole you just sucked your cum out of’s mouth….

So hot half naked chick makes me think gay sex act because of her last name that isn’t even the same word as said gay sex act…..

Is it possible that the internet, water, parasites and hormones in the food turned me gay?

Stay tuned to find out…while I stare at this babe and treat her like GAY CONVERSION THERAPY…

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

18

Jul

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Thurdsay is arguably the most important day of the week…

Whether it’s TITTY DROPS or ASSHOLES BEHIND THONGS…we know we’re in good hands with whatever GALLERY we decide to bring you…

ASSHOLE behind thongs may be my favorite, because I love seeing the asshole, it’s the priced orifice when it comes to NUDES currency. When the asshole is shown, you’ve seen all that needs to be seen.

Also, ASSHOLE behind thongs are a loophole in NUDES, since you get to see the asshole while the genitals are still covered, making the asshole showing slut seem a little more wholesome and modest.

MOST IMPORTANTLY, it lets us all know how dumb women are for paying premium for THONG underwear that has LESS fabric or COST OF GOODS, all to avoid pantylines, and basically have no protection from the underwear from leaving asshole marks on their pants…which is a main reason you’d want to wear underwear under there…

They bought into the marketing hook, and we’re better for it…

I condone ASSHOLE worship though, since it is what causes the spread of parasites that control us and turn us all gay….since the parasite exists only on ASS TO MOUTH performing individuals and its existence relies on that shit…LITERALLY…evolution…

BUT I still look at ASSHOLES…ALL while being an asshole.

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2024

18

Jul

Leni Klum Trying On Jeans Doing a Dance of the Day

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Leni Klum posted a video of her shopping, because spending money is the only thing these rich people know how to do, I mean what else are they going to do with all that money, especially when they already had all the money they ever wanted before they started making money of their own, thanks to being part of the elite rich person class who like helping out other members of their club, rather than sourcing new people for their club, who wouldn’t be able to handle that kind of money or attention and would just end up embarrassing the club.

Anyway, Leni, the big tits on a small frame product of Heidi Klum’s Eugenics machine she calls her uterus, built on Nazi Science, tried on some jeans she had to roll up because she’s short, that she had to jack up her ass to give her more of an ass, that she looked like she was swimming in because she’s tiny, and the whole thing was some dressing room erotica that may remind you of all the times you’ve jerked off in dressing rooms over the years due to your perversion….or at least remind you of watching girls shopping or trying on clothing while shopping due to your perversion…

In conclusion, Leni Klum is hot bodied and the kind of girl I’d watch change any day, so I appreciate her dumb trying on clothing dance…even though I find dances gay as fuck…

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2024

17

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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The greatest horror movie on social media is not all these girls jacking up their faces like some kind of clown, cartoon or comicbook character / muppet…

It’s the girls who post their before and after breast reduction videos….especially when the before tits are legendary and the after tits are depressing…

You could argue the girls cutting their tits off to live out life like a boy are equally depressing, but they lack the sex appeal of a hot chick amputating her tits for no possible good reason….

Which is why I’ve decided the greatest horror movie to appear on social media is breast reductions….and I’m not even a titty guy, I’m an into vagina guy but if you’ve got tits, don’t let them die and definitely don’t murder them.

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2024

17

Jul

Taylor Swift’s No Ass – Ass Shot of the Day

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It’s a tragedy that this Taylor Swift girl, who doesn’t have any sex appeal, but who has seemingly had a lot of sex despite the no sex appeal, because people will have sex with anything that will make a hit song out of the sex apparently…

Seeing her and her non ass bending over on stage is not hot when it’s supposed to be hot….

Yet, she’s the biggest talent or stage act in the game…it just doesn’t add up.

Speaking of not adding up, I saw this picture of Taylor Swift’s boyfriend, some hockey player who is doing it for attention, grabbing at her ass because he’s trying to find her ass…it’s like WHERE DID IT GO….WHY ISN’T IT HERRE….his previous chicks, back before he was being used and using Taylor Swift to level up for financial gain was a typical instagram booty whore….so he’s probably feeling the sadness from this more than we are.

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2024

17

Jul

Julianne Hough in a Gay Dance Video of the Day

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Julianne Hough posted some video of her hard nipples with a whole lot of text next to it….

I assumed she was trying to get some attention because Ryan Seacrest apparently did his first stint as the new Pat Sajak on Wheel of Fortune, because they put that guy in for all the dead TV hosts…from Regis, to Dick Clark to Sajek….surprising not for Bob Barker or Trebek…..but there’s probably a reason for that…

As it turns out, having fucked Ryan Seacrest for a while because she’s a dirty birdie was not the point of this hard nipple dance video…..

Instead, it was what she considers a short art film that she put together with some ginger as part of a charity she is involved in called “Giving Gingers Work”….and in the video she dances on the beach to some terrible song…

So her write up is about how she’s an actor, a dancer, a producer, her first love a dancer, always work for hire, but now she’s doing it for herself…or some other masturbatory nonsense….she calls it art, but don’t all these mainstream fucks think everything they do is art to justify why they are rich for the dumbest shit.

Kids who are 10 years old literally produce better videos that this, we don’t have to have a ceremony for the shit…or a cast and crew of 30 people…it’s a little self involved…we get it, you’re rich and you have vision and that makes you an artist even though your vision is a dance on the beach with a handicapped dude….

Lots of words for hard nipple gay dance..and. ultimately, shouldn’t she be out there dirty dancing with her brother like they did in their youth?

Posted in:Julianne Hough

2024

17

Jul

Kanye’s Wife Bianca Censori’s Tits of the Day

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Kanye dresses his wife like he would dress his sex doll, because when you’re rich enough, your sex dollars are actually alive and not some inanimate object you keep in the basement.

The quality of your sex doll is directly correlated to the amount of money you have…

The good news is that she’s not Kim Kardashian, a total upgrade. the tits seem real which make them feel more exciting, since fake tits along with the inflammation it causes in the girls who get them are never impressive, it’s just buying a new car or some shit…

The good news is that Kanye pretends to be a fashion icon and people believe him, so it’s just a matter of time before more than just porn chicks are walking around officially tits out.

We’re basically already there and since Kanye’s boyfriend is the legendary Dov Charney of American Apparel fame, who got girls braless and got girls in leotards back in the good old mid 2000s….

MAGA Kanye may not be running for president anymore, but the way things are going, his politics are going to be the mainstream, the people are done with hate filled intolerant libtards and even his ex Amber Rose is on the Trump Train…like she was once on the rapper train running train….

That may mean the future is bright…even if the system is rigged because the world can go conservative, but the exhibitionism will continue….and we’ll still have the hot tits…and the not so hot tits trying to get validated as tits…by exposing the tits…and that’s KEY.

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2024

17

Jul

Katy Perry Hasn’t Ozempic-ed Hard Enough of the Day

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Old lady Katy Perry has been failing lately and it’s been amazing.

I know that they all whine about how people only bully people who do better than them, or who are ahead of them….

They say that the people who sit and shit on people over the internet are the real losers who aren’t trying to accomplish things on their own…

They’re right, I’m not trying to become a clunky-ass cankle popstar with limited talent, I don’t have the tits for it and I’m not part of a Billionaire family of elites who would allow me to pursue this kind of insane dream that happened to work because they like having their own in charge…

What they’re wrong about is that we’re victims to these people, they rape us with their music on our radio waves, thanks to a corrupt and manipulated music marketing machine, and that makes Katy Perry a weapon against humanity, her music sonic warfare and if we don’t say “RID THE WORLD OF THIS MONSTER”….no one will…

Making fun of Katy Perry for sucking isn’t being mean or hateful or coming from a invalid place, we’re exposed to her creative output and can’t escape it so it’s our god given right…

So I can’t stand what Katy Perry has contributed to society, it’s made no sense to me how easily the people bought into her obvious fake, clickbait, inaunthentic bullshit….and thus I can’t stand Katy Perry.

Whether my opinion on her success matters or not doesn’t matter, I’m allowed to be confused that people would pay to see her and buy into her and follow her for any other reason than being victims of propaganda, unable to make decisions for themselves….

Katy Perry was a try hard who got lucky, a one hit wonder they were able to ride for decades and that all confused everyone, including her, into thinking she’s amazing or a great contribution to the world…when she was the opposite.

So when she puts out some politically charged, feminist nonsense, that’s so out of touch as the country goes MAGA….and it bombs…because she is trying to appeal to a crowd that don’t buy into shit, but just white about shit…I have to laugh and you should too.

She’s in Europe. In a bikini. Her big tits all sloppy squeezing through. Her ass uneventful….but a half naked, ozempic, old, failing Katy Perry is better than when she’s clothed….and way better than when she’s winning…

The truth is that even when she loses, it’s a hit on her ego, but she’s already won and that’s the real tragedy in all this..

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