It’s like my creepy neighbor always said “it’s not about the size of your dick, it’s about the size of your butthole, now bend over”…we lost touch soon after that. I wonder if he’s been arrested yet
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2021
30
Sep
Natalie Alyn Lind Booty of the Day
Natalie Alyn Lind is actually a Canadian who was born in Toronto, probably raised in California, since her mom is an American actor who likely showed her tits in 90s percent of the 90s movies she was in, but is currently the Mayor in the new CHUCKY series no one asked for…
I only know this because I googled her to see who she is…since there are SO MANY girls out there doing the same bullshit…who can keep track….even though calling a girl a GIRL is apparently demeaning and makes them feel like they aren’t taken seriously or aren’t someone who can be a boss, or get shit done…because people are JUST that weak… DON’T CALL ME A GIRL…CALL ME A WOMAN….ok…..how about you figure out that other people’s opinion of you shouldnt really affect you…you coddled WIMP.
That’s not to say Nat Alyn Lind would be offended being called a girl, I am sure she’d let you call her anything you want if it involved getting her cast on a movie that’s not straight to DVD…or streaming…
She’s currently filming, in MONTREAL, which is just down the street from me and I’m hurt I wasn’t emailed any invitations to hang out or to give her the tour….you know not really, I wouldn’t have shown up anyway…socializing is for losers…even socializing with tits…
She’s filming an UNTITLED PET SEMETARY PROJECT….spooky….
I saw her on a show called Big Sky, which was on ABC, and about Human Trafficking in Montana…where she was basically shackled in a shipping container…I watched at least half of that series…don’t ask me why…
Her caption to this shoot is “pillow talks, about poutine and michael myers”….so there you go…a big girl with big tits eating poutine in her underwear..there’s a fetish in there somewhere..
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2021
30
Sep
Josephine Skriver Bra of the Day
Nashville based test tube baby who was genetically modified long before it was TRENDY…if anything she was potentially a science experiment paid for by some NGOs or whatever, but what the fuck do I know about 1990s genetic science…cloning…etc…I mean that’s all sci/fi right? They’ve just had the technology to make an embryo hot…designer babies…what a concept…from a very weird fucking place…what could go wrong?
Apparently, nothing…NOTHING can go wrong…she doesn’t have any weird shit on her physical self, doesn’t mean weird cancers aren’t brewing, but maybe her biologist dad’s funding involved some anti-aging modifications, maybe Skriver will LIVE to be 300 and continue to be the Honeypot proving just how good trans humanism is….
She’s got her tits out, because they equipped her with good tits and I am a fan of hot chicks, no matter how they get there, so long as they are hot…I mean far more interesting, even though less subservient than a standard sex doll, just WAY more fucking expensive because you need to hire the scientists, the family to raise her cuz if you raise her yourself, that’s just fucking weird, but if you’re rich, why the fuck wouldn’t you make your sugar baby as perfect as you can…
Not that she’s a sugar baby, she’s probably the one who pays the way for her man, but I know nothing about these people, I just look at their tits and really that’s enough for me…
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2021
30
Sep
Titty Drop Thursday of the Day
We live in a heavily medicated society, where for the last 20 years, it became in fashion to have a mental health disorder, because it basically gave people the best excuse before “pandemic” for basically anything…because it was an invisible struggle….
The doctors were obviously as instrumental in medicating a huge percentage of the population, many young people, lots who were involved in mass shootings and suicides, since medicines have side effects, you know since it is medicine rewiring your brain, instead of healthy lifestyle choices, meditation, maybe shifting perception or perspective on things to deal with the root cause of your daddy, mommy or was once molested bullshit…you weak fuck.
The doctors were paid to push this garbage on people..and people ATE that shit up because it made them have that excuse….
Well, I don’t think that shit works…I think it’s a crime against humanity…and has destroyed a generation of people by turning them into shells….
Since antidepresants don’t work, do what I do, and stare at your boobs. Boobs are proven to be an anti depressant that thanks to the internet is free and doesn’t actually turn your brain into a pile of dog shit….but don’t take my word for it, I’m not a doctor, I just like tits and when girls make their tits drop on the internet for shits, giggles, fun, maybe money….because flashing tits should be the ONLY thing allowed on the internet…
Posted in:Titty Drop
2021
30
Sep
Nina Dobrev Gets Wet of the Day
Nina Dobrev is also known as Shaun White’s Eastern European Fleshlight…not this is not a Fleshlight ad, but it should be…so if you know anyone who works at Fleshlight…like that Onnit guy Aubrey who’s stepdad created the Fleshlight…get them to give me money…or he can give me money with his Onnit shit..
This is not about Joe Rogan’s boyfriend, this is about Shaun White’s sex toy, because when you’re rich enough, your pocket pussy comes in the form of Eastern European import who likely has money of her own, because her parents sold her to the entertainment industry when they settled in Canada thanks to its open door immigration policy…that kind of backfired since she fucked off to LA where meaning she pays taxes in the USA not in Canada, even though Canada gave her that opportunity…pretty fucking rude….
I guess reducing a hot body Eastern European actress who is living her dream life thanks to making that actress money, to being a sex toy to a billionaire action sports dude who looks like Carrot Top…and not just because he’s got neon pubes…because we’re a feminist society people, and women aren’t just extensions of the men they have seduced knowing they’d make fun and rich as shit dads…
Point of the story, if I had the budget, I’d want my sex toy to look like Nina Dobrev too. She’s in her 30s and looks good.
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2021
30
Sep
Sophie Simmons Slutty of the Day
I just saw that KISS frontman Gene Simmons sold his Benedict Canyon mansion for 16 million dollars, because he’s moved to Lake Tahoe to get out of the cesspool that is LA I guess….even though Lake Tahoe’s was on fire all summer…I guess that’s all part of the fun.
I also saw that KISS frontman Gene Simmons built a dream house for his wife, Canadian model Shannon Tweed, who really did the sugar baby thing well…committed to the money while he rocked around the world fucking 1000s of woman…which could all just be marketing bravado to prove the money grubber weenie was actually a rockstar and not some kind of uptight accountant type…
I don’t know why I was shown two Gene Simmons real estate news items in the last couple of days, but I’ll assume it was a message from GOD, to prepare me for this post of his daughter’s big tits, because she may be a big girl and pretty bad at digital marketing, since she’s had budget to make herself famous, which less substantial women typically don’t have, but they end up going viral, while she just coasts…but every once in a while is like “HEY I HAVE BIG TITS”….and I guess when you’re the second best KISS memorabilia out there, maybe third, coasting is what you do until old man dies and girl gets access to ALL that money…
I just think she should be a bigger deal, since her tits are big…and she’s a celebrity kid with all that access…and despite being older, she’s still got a shot for those tits and I support her efforts.
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2021
30
Sep
Tanline Thursday of the Day
Highlight the good parts, that’s what we call the TAN LINES….NATURE’s HIGHLIGHTER…for those of you from an era when we used papers and pens, there was this device called a highlighter and you’d use it to highlight key words in documents so that you could highlight what was important in the event you ever had to go back to it for the published facts, that were probably not actually facts, since the publishers have always been rewriting history and controlling the narrative to keep us peasants in the dark, but the highlighter was a great tool….
Now I don’t know if the person who invented the highlighter was someone who watched some naked sluts with tan lines from a day at the beach in bikinis…and said “shit, contrasts make things pop”….but I like to think that is the origin story…and the reason why the tanline will outlive the highlighter…because it’s from the SUN…
I mean, sure, there’s a chance the people at MSN decide to turn off the sun, those natural hormones the sun gives us, because it’s the SOURCE of all life on this planet is being penalized for it’s GLOBAL WARMING capabilities…so that we can live under a dark cloud of hell…you know where some of these people will likely feel at home…mainly workaholic nerd fucks with their computer tans..
SO TAKE in these tanlines before they turn off the sun, even if half of these are probably fake tans…SMOTHER YOURSELF IN CHEMICALS for that NATURAL look instead of just getting the NATURAL look….losers.
Posted in:Tanlines
2021
30
Sep
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I think the main thing that the internet did was kill local community. I mean that’s probably pretty fucking logical and obvious observation as you only shop on Amazon, but I mean on a social level…..which is probably also obvious…so why they fuck do you bother coming to this site…if my PROPHECIES are so fucking obvious….oh right, you don’t…I miss you…I miss us…where did we go wrong…
That said, there was a time when you had no choice but to interact with the same idiots at the same bars, restaurants and stores in your area….you had to spend a life being exposed to and running into your high school friends and enemies….and even if you felt like a weirdo outsider, they’d accept you enough while talking behind your back, and you’d accept them while talking behind their back….
People didn’t just go to the internet to find likeminded people to band together with, they just stayed local or moved…
People didn’t travel as much, it wasn’t about catching an Insta Pic…so there wasn’t this hive mentality of “Go to the same place, dress the same, eat the same trendy superfoods, do what the Kardashians tell us”….If I was in a new place, I’d notice different ways of dressing, speaking, acting….and it was nice to see….NOW everyone is the fucking same….
They get their socializing with low impact, low maintenance friends who aren’t their friends and who don’t care about them…or respect them…
It’s just narcissist on narcissist looking for someone to brag to…
So the more followers they have, the more alone they are, because the bigger shell of a human they are…BUT AT LEAST THEY CAN MAKE MONEY FROM BRANDS….empty fucks…
I didn’t think people in my high school were all that good, but I do think local community is probably better for humanity than these blanket “everyone the same” weirdness because it doesn’t cater to the local needs…
I’d say bring local back…but we’re too far gone…so just post your tits on the internet instead…less rewarding for society, but better than nothing…I mean you were given tits for a reason.
Here are some stepLINKS….in the Morning….
Hailey Bieber Eats Australian Food in Her Bathroom
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Kaya Noid Nude on a Stool!
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Jared Goff’s Girlfriend Christen Harper Has Been Named the First Rookie of the 2022 SI Swimsuit Issue
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Rooster And Goat Work Together To Save Hen From A Hawk!
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Japanese School Children Bow To Car That Stopped For Them!
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Motley Crue’s Nikki Sixx sells Santa Barbara mansion
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Margaret Qualley Stars in The Maid – Check It Out!
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Crackhead Shit
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Tiger on the Side of the Road
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Oregon Coach Chews Out Freshman For Celebration
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Torrie Wilson in the Bath
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts!
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2021
29
Sep
stepLINKS of the Day
My life philosophy has always been “Kick them When They Are Up”….there is nothing more irritating than seeing people who think they are so clever, like they’ve figured it all out, or like they are sitting at the right table and are important because of it….
You have to remember that the popular kids in school, were some of the weakest, mainstream assholes who were perpetuating what they thought they were supposed to perpetuate because they hate themselves…dressed how they thought they were supposed to dress…you know what I mean…NEVER actually cool, confident, smart or interesting…talentless but rather JUST THE SCUMBAG BOTTOM FEEDERS presenting themselves as important…
That’s who you need to make fun of, kick em while they are up..
Here are some stepLINKS
Bella Hadid’s Self Portraits
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Amelia Gray’s Thirst Trap!
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Addison Rae in All Pink
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Ass in Leggings in the Kitchen
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Girl on Too Much Horse Paste….
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Katy Perry’s Latex Look!
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Kim Kardashian in a Thong Bikini
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Our Favorite Tennis Player/Beauty Pageant Contestant Tali Krasnopolski Isn’t Letting Summer Go
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Lily Rose Depp Cleavage
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Eiza Gonzalez Pokies!
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Hot Girl Loves Korn….
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Uffie is Back from her Myspace….
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5 of the Most Evil Civilizations in History (Aztecs, Nazis, Palestinians, etc.)
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Brave Man Saves Dog from Train…
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Sophie Mudd Sexy Topless Handbra
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Khloe? Kardashian has a new ad for her Good American Jeans, is Topless!
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This Guy has the Best Shirt….
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Karate Kick Fail….
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Elsa Hosk’s Mom Jeans!
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Olga De Mar Fiesty in Animal Print!
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Porn Star Kendra Lust Asks Paige VanZant to Beat Her Up in the Comment Section of the Fighter’s Latest Thirst Trap
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Bella Hadid Headless Fitness Body…
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Claustrophobic Man Climbs Into The Deepest Cave In The World!
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Honey Boo Boo Has a Boyfriend
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Airbag is Late….
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RANDOM KID COMPLETELY DESTROYS NY JETS TERRIBLE PLAY
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Sells Her Wares!
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Nude Model Marisa Papen at Golden Hour
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Florida Man Catches an Alligator in a Trash Can
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Photo Story of the Day – Bandit’s Roost, at 59½ Mulberry Street (Mulberry Bend), was the most crime-ridden, dangerous part of all New York City.
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Demonstrating How Breakable Props Are Used In Movies!
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Dina Lohan going to jail for DUI
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Man Punches Punching Machine So Hard, It Breaks!
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No Time to Die Premiere….
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Hard Nips for Halloween
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Hot Chick Gets Political….
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Disturbing Details From UFC Fighter Jon Jones’ Arrest Have Been Released
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Claustrophobic Man Climbs Into The Deepest Cave In The World!
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John Lennon interview tape fetches $58,240 at auction
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House Inspector Finds Massive Shortcuts In A Newly Built $500k House
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Swimming bear on the attack
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Real World Los Angeles
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Crackhead Shit….
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Cheesecake Company Confirms Aaron Judge and Samantha Bracksieck Are Engaged
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David Letterman Sneaks Into Kevin Durant’s Press Conference, He’s Not Amused!
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Tiny Penguin Desperately Tries To Escape A Deadly Leopard Seal!
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Heidi Klum Hot Cleavage Under The Sun
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Big Girl in Bikini…
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ICYMI – Irina Shayk Strikes a Pose with her Thong Booty
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Zach Wilson’s Girlfriend Abbey Gile Had a Night Out
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Cam Sluts are Magic
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Sharon Stone Topless in France….
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Natalie Alyn Lind Wife Beater Shit…
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Sydney Sweeney hot in a Pink Dress
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Lily Rose in a Black Dress
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Laura Dern in Photoshoot
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Emily Alyn Lind Legs…
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Margot Robbie on Set…
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Lea Seydoux Hot at an Event….
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Irina Shayk Hot and Busty….
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Margaret Qualley – Harper’s Bazaar Photoshoot…
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Phoebe Tonkin in Jeans
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Zoey Deutch Hot at Event
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Ana de Armas on Red Carpet
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Morena Baccarin at an Event…
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From stepSMUT!!
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Dildo in the Bathtub….
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Reddit Amateur
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Hot Bitch Oiled Up
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Disgusting….
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Hanging the Laundry Out to Dry Fail!
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Dildo Lodged Inside Rectum
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Massive Tits!
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Don’t Go Chasing Waterfalls
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The Legend of Saint Petersburg
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Scratch Dj Skills Get Results
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Asian Stoner Epic Ass
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Skinny Goddess….
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Lia Sky in White
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Intense Dildo Grip!
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Victoria June Prepping for an Affair!
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Shittin’ and Fuckin’
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6 PUBLIC ACTS THAT MIGHT MAKE YOU A WHORE
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Beauty Mia Sollis
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She Looks Mad.
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Hot Fucking Ass….
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Reverse Cowgirl….
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Get Her More Equipment!
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Petra Verkaik Nude and Eating a Citrus Fruit!
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Riding the Dildo!
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Weirdness!
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Balls Deep..
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Dildo Fishnet
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Crackhead Shit…
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Parking Lot Fuck
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Dildo in the Ass
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Spreading Pussy…
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Sloppy BJ….
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Panty Pull….
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Dildo Fuck
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Lingerie Dildo Fuck
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