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2021

31

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

What’s up all you testosterone depleted cuck fucks questioning your gender and feeling your white guilt…because the tv and internet told you to.

Grow the fuck up…figure it the fuck out…

You are an embarrassment to humanity and an embarrassment to men…jerking off to the fear porn they are mongering…as you sit in your car with two masks on hoping that virus that has a 99.9 percent survival rate, that natural immunity is 13 times more protective than a stupid shot…because you’re the kind of guy who wears a condom all day in case you find an opportunity to jack off…with a condom on…get a grip, grow a pair and stop being a bunch of pussies..every man pushing woke shit, virus mandate shit, vaccine shit is an embarrassment to men everywhere. I am sure there was a time men fought, resisted and protected and now they are masking their kids and hiding inside because of the spookiest flu buggies around…motherfuckers…are ruining it for ALL of us…

I fucking hate you….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Oliva Culpo is Red Hot in a Bikini
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Kourtney Turner is Off the Grid
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Sarah Snyder in a Thong in Studio
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YUCKO SHAMES FAT LADY
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Military Training Lacking Coordination
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Hockey Team Gets Rid of Cheerleaders Because of Jealous Wives
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Heidi Klum’s Daughter Walks the Runway for the First Time
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The Know Your Meme Hipster is Worth a Fuck
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Russian Dating Schools Teaching How to Suck Dick
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WAIT FOR IT…
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TikTok Cows Getting Milked at the Grocery Store
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Scottish Comedian Can’t Say “Purple Burglar Alarm”
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Dog Saves Kids from the Ocean
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Track Star’s Fat Ass
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Cam Sluts Are Hot As Shit…
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2021

30

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I thought the woke were supposed to hate old white guys, yet the old white guys are the ones running the fucking show, I mean they’re all in their 80s and telling young people how to live…yet no one is mad…that’s weird..

But not as weird as the fattest, most unhealthy people, I am talking people who only eat sandwiches from the gas station, are the same people putting the heat on people to get their vaccines…for health and wellness..it’s like bitch you’re fat and the only thing you read today was a recipe for cookies and maybe a fat influencer’s post on how you should be vaccinated…since all fat people think alike “WHERE IS THE FOOD”.

I am the first to admit that I know nothing about science or vaccines, but that medical procedures being marketed as heavily as this is pretty fucking creepy, but not as creepy as the enforcers, the everyday enforcers who are your vaccinated peers, who think you’re nuts for not being vaccinated, like certifiably nuts for not being vaccinated, because they think COVID is far fucking worse than you do….

That’s not to say we won’t all die of COVID, but maybe it’s none of anyone’s business..f

I see so many fat people posting memes or stories about how they are vaccinated and ready to fuck, or whatever, like a badge of honor…but let’s be real…fat people are always ready to fuck, or whatever…it’s that people aren’t ready to fuck with them…

If only my herpes outbreaks got the same kind of standing ovation, instead of the typical running out on me…because it’s not the trendy medical ailment to have…

Point of the story…don’t give into peer pressure, especially from fat people, who have no respect for their health or bodies, but instead make the LAZY choice, because they are lazy, and if you don’t believe me, just look at their sloth ass..

Here are some steplinks because why the fuck not..

Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini!
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IronMan Competitor Matt Poole Has His Hands Full of IG Model Tammy Hembrow’s Booty
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Eiza Gonzalez Posing with a Rainbow
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Beach Girl’s Retarded Ass
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Halsey in a Sheer School Girl Outfit
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Sara Sampaio’s Post Workout Outfit
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Nasty Nude Model Avishag Gilad
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Ashley James Strategic Nudes
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Hot Track Star and her Fat Ass
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Selena Gomez is in Disguise
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Super Russian Video
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Stassie Baby is a Beach Bum
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Rihanna’s Nipple in Lingerie Brand
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24 Animal Shaming Photos
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Collection of Fascinating Photos
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Brie Larson in an Expensive Sports Bra
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12 of the Best Desk Exercises
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Addison Rae at the Market
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Crate Challenge Becomes Crate Fight
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Skipping Workout Fail
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Caroline Vreeland’s Busty Carb Load
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Rachel Uchitel is Finishing Her Hot Girl Summer Strong
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Kara Del Toro in a Bikini Mud Bath
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Man Shows Up at Guy’s Door at 1 am with a Shotgun
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The Hurricane Doing Damage.
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Ozzy Man Reviews Gymnastics
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Awesome Photos from the Past
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Old Guy and his Bikini Babe
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Dumb High Jump Competition
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Bikini Date
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Ring Girl Legend Sara Beverley Jones Fired Back at Khabib Nurmagomedov Over His Ring Girls are Useless Comment
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Nathalie Roser’s Thong Bikini
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Women on a Ride at 2019 Oktoberfest
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“Sweet Dreams” Played on Electronic Devices
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Paris Hilton’s Yacht Life
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A Very Pregnant Ashley Graham Drops a Couple of Nudes on IG
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Hot Model Frida Aasen’s Awesome Bikini Campaign
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Drunk Man Struggles to Climb a Fence
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Arthur C. Clark Predicts History back in the 70s
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Behind the Scenes with Rita Ora
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Leigh Mayock Has an Interesting Way of Working Remotely
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Ashley Roberts on a Boat in a Bikini
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Fire in a Skyscraper in China
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Kitten Wants in the Box
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Bebe Rexha Brings the Sexy
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Al Roker Shook by the Hurricane
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Complex Drone Light Show
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Get Fenty Beauty for the Ladies
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Slutty Internet Girls
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Annalynne McCord in a Bikini
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Mila Kunis in a Tight Shirt
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Ashley Greene in a Dress
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Vanessa Hudgens in Leggings
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Lucy Hale in Jeans
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Lily James in a Dress
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Drew Barrymore in a Terrifying Dress
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Nina Agdal’s Fit body
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Kendall Jenner in a Tight Dress
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Chantel Jeffries in Bikini Top and Shorts
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Fat Ashley Tisdale’s Mom GUnt in Bike Shirts
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini
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Anya Taylor Joy Photoshoot
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Bebe Rexha’s Big Cleavage
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Sydney Sweeney at Fashion Week Cuz She’s Rich
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Lottie Moss Titty Top
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Kendall Jenner Bikini on a Boat
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Bella Thorne – Big Red
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Lots of Tits on TV
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From stepSMUT!!

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Dildo in Ass
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Slutty Girl in the Waterfall
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Public Dildo Fuck
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Pierced Nipples
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Handstand Dildo
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Mental Mondays
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Girls Peeing
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She’s Got her Dildo In
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23 People having a Shitty Day
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Double Stuffed
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5 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Looks Like a Good Book
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Kym is Naked in a Red Bikini
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Reading her Back
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Hot Chick Knows She’s Hot
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Dildos In…
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Punk Fishnets the Butt Plug In
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Fitness Show
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Lottie Moss is Naked with a Friend
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Butt Plug in for the Dick Suck
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Machines will Replace Us
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Dildo in the Ass
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Asian Titty Bounce
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Wine and Dine
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Flawless Body
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Clearest Dildo
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Magic Wand Goes on an Adventure
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TOY COLLECTION
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Butt Plug Projectile
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Hidden Dick Suck in Plain Sight
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Riding in Cars with Squirters
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Fingers in the Butt
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Big ASs Has Outdoor Fun
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Busty Asian with Huge Tits
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Parkinson’s Salt Shaker
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Squirt Party
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2 Girls VS the BBC
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Skinny Spread and Rub…
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Amateur Sex Tape
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Black Dildo
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Naked Hazel
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This Girl Goes Wild
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A Gallery of a BUNCH of booty
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Sharing a Dildo
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Japanese Fetish!
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Quarantine Thickness
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Romance in the Car
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Pee in the Mouth
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Mia Malkova is THick
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Thigh High Dildo Fuck
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One Tit Out By this Playboy Chick
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Butt Plug Insertion
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Nude Model in Glasses
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Mirror Selfie
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Dirty Rotten….
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Big Juicy
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2021

30

Aug

The Bille Eilish Bounce of the Day

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Billie Eilish is one of the most famous singers/popstars/musical acts out there.

I’ve never heard any of her songs and I like to think I am better for it.

Since I don’t listen to the radio and only stream movies when I am wasted…they can’t penetrate my brain with their mind controlling radio waves that have been designed to make me CONSUME whatever they are selling me…you know that’s how the media and big business work…ROOK US IN subliminally….I’ve seen those investigative journalism reports on how Disney writes “SEX” in the clouds in the kids movies…I’ve also seen Josie and the Pussy Cats…SHOUT OUT TARA REID for showing us how the entertainment industry works with their sophisticated technologies and DEEP pockets…

SO yeah, only know that Billie Eilish is famous, don’t know if she deserves that fame according to my professionally trained fame determining mind, you know the industry ALWAYS(never) asks me my opinion on their future planted stars….because whether I think she deserves fame or not, she’s got it, so my opinion doesn’t matter…

I’m just here for the fat girl titty bounce.

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2021

30

Aug

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I remember about a year ago, the Medical Workers were being praised as heroes, you know possibly part of a marketing campaign, which I called out about a year ago, that involves the very simple idea of giving people recognition and they’ll go along with whatever they are told.

It’s like how could you say “Covid’s not bad” when society is expecting you to say HOW bad it actually is…and maybe it IS bad, I don’t fucking know, I’m not a medical worker, I just know if I wanted a medical worker to say how bad it was, I’d make sure that they were being treated like they matter, like they are important, like we can’t live without them…because we probably can’t…I mean the Robots aren’t built yet…

As the year went on, the parades and honking and signs about “FRONTLINE HEROES” were replaced with lay offs, gag orders, social media censorship but MOST IMPORTANTLY….mandated vaccines….

So these heroes, who survived covid for a year and a half, that don’t want a vaccine, are now being thrown to the fucking curb….no longer heroes, just dissenters not DOING what they are told…

Luckily, some saw the signs and they opened up their eyes, they saw the sign….and launched a subscription site, sold nudes and at the time I thought it was in bad taste but now REALIZE that they truly are Health Care Heroes…cuz I get to see them be slutty.

SO support your healthcare workers, listen to them, tip them…they are key people, with know how and tits.

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2021

30

Aug

Lorena Rae Bikini of the Day

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Lorena Rae is a German, potentially of Nazi origins, not because she’s a Nazi, but at 28 years old, her grandparents could have been, I mean people sort of just signed onto the propaganda they were being pushed, before it was too late to really escape what was happening, but LUCKILY that can’t happen again, it won’t happen again, that’s just shit that goes on in the 1930s, not the years building up to 2030…OBVIOUSLY..

SO YEAH, GERMAN, possible another Eugenics winner, like Heidi Klum, but only time will prove that for sure, not that we have time on our side, but we’ll see what happens….also a VS girl like Klum….you know gotta represent the german titties in their marketing efforts for inclusivity….they can’t all be Brazilian, Swedish, Portuguese and maybe one or two americans, you need that Aryan blood….

She is probably more famous for fucking Leo DiCaprio for a year in 2017-2018, but I think he’s just a Victoria’s Secret shareholder and he does it for the marketing and branding, since everyone’s told me he’s a gay with a guy named Lukas…or maybe it’s Lucas…but even a gay may want to get his dick wet from a VS model everyonce in a while…I mean why not, she’s a babe.

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2021

30

Aug

Padma Lakshmi Bikini of the Day

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Padma Lakshmi is in a fringed bikini despite being an old bitch who shouldn’t be in a bikini, but at least she’s got fringe on it to cover up the old ass not that we can see her old ass in this curated, photoshopped and manipulated selfie that she posted for attention….THAT IS WHY LADIES POST BIKINI SELFIES…to show off, to get jerked off to, to brag or get feedback…to lure in more billionaires in their 80s, despite her already doing that hustle, back when she wasn’t pushing 80….in fact she had two billionaires thinking her pregnancy was theirs, one who ended up dying of cancer before realizing he was swindled, only to leave the kid, who turned out to not be his, the family fortune…while going to the other billionaire and saying “pay up”….we call it a masterful double dip, one far more confusing than it should be cuz she’s not that hot, but clearly, she knows how to trick, seduce and manipulate rich men….

All this to say, old moms in bikinis being rich..mainly due to her vagina’s ability to kegel the cash out of the ATM…from the private banks the only cock she lets in her do their banking…

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2021

30

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

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The beauty that is childbirth, is not really a beauty that I’ve ever seen, I find the whole thing creepy an weird, and not because I am some 40 year old Sex in the City influenced career oriented person, trying to have some cosmopolitan life, where kids just get in the way of that, leaving me some empty shell of a woman by 50, when I realize that money and things are empty as fuck, not how we are designed, and really just a flaw in society that has duped me into neglecting that maternal right my uterus gave me before it dried up….

I get that we are supposed to breed and it’s ok to want to breed….I prefer a mom to some bitchy career woman being all alpha male taking her business calls on her elliptical trainer at 5 am before heading into the office to be bossy and annoying…

I just think the baby in the womb, ripping through the cunt, is vile…and thus avoid the whole MILF thing, even if they are hot and don’t look ravaged, because they are damaged goods….but at the same time, I am a stepfather and a woman with her own kids is better than a woman with your kids, she’s got it out of her system…but it doesn’t mean they are hot…it means they are available cuz no one wants em…not even their previous baby daddies…

All this to say, this are some MILFs…which as an old fuck….is ok, since girls have kids by 30 and are MILFs by 30…if they don’t fall into the whole baby weight excuse of “blame the kids” so they can “eat the cake”….until they “die of diabetes”….

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2021

30

Aug

Sarah Hyland Water Sex of the Day

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Sarah Hyland’s husband is the gayest motherfucker around….If that’s not some diddled dude in a boyband in 1998 getting shit on by a midget who has a giant fucking head I don’t know what he is….or maybe he’s some Puerto Rican twink that has sold his asshole to some old rich gay dude from the City, you know carted around like eye candy, either way…he freaks me the fuck out….but not as much as Sarah Hyland.

The funny thing is that I know their backstory, she’s Disney owned thanks to ABC, he was on Bachelor for ABC, they were linked up, and I guess he figured people are gay for pay, might as well be straight for pay…when you can find some kidney donor rich bitch with a limited life expectancy thanks to her kidney disease…which could be why she’s shitting on him….you know Kidney Failure, Kidney transplants, can add unnecessary pressure to her asshole….like she probably adds unnecessary pressure to his asshole…you know cuz he’s a queer.

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2021

30

Aug

Rowan Blanchard Wet of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard’s living like a commoner, not like a Disney Kid she is, all covered in squirt and taking the subway, like she’s just finished a shift working for rich guys in their hotel suite for a payment….

This is the equivalent of meeting a rich fuck in their airstream at the trailer park you live in cuz you can’t afford fucking rent on a house, only they are there to be hipsters and get the selfies by the campfire next to their curated patio lanterns, you know the type….when the trailer park dwellers just want to be left the fuck alone and now they have to deal with people drinking their craft cocktails and whatever other lame bullshit they do on their macrame swing….yes…I know what macrame is…I was alive in the 70s you dumb fucks…

Point of the story, wet tight dresses are nice on every body…I mean I know that when I hear a rain storm rolling in, I always head to the grocery store to see the wet braless taking refuge…soaking…in air conditioning…you get the deal.

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2021

30

Aug

Charlotte Lawrence Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is a nice reminder that the rich are really heavily impacted by this whole COVID thing, that’s actually ruining small business and fucking with the lives of all the normals, while this one, a rich kid, who I’ll assume hasn’t made much money on her own, even with her family connections, because she hasn’t quite “Hit” yet…

The rich people travel to Europe, go to Fashion Week events, go to all the restaurants, because COVID doesn’t exist amongst those fuckers…

It’s the broke ass ghetto motherfuckers like us we have to suffer…

So if the whole quarantine camps happen, you know that none of these people will in them, but at least they’ll be out there living in a less populated world, documenting their empty existences with their tits out for us retards to look onto and say “why are we looking at this girl’s tits”…

CUZ HER MOM WAS ON DREW CAREY

That’s why…

Oh, and she pretends to do pop music no one hears….CUZ HER MOM WAS ON DREW CAREY….