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2021

Jul

Jojo and Francia Raisa Got Them Tits On of the Day

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I feel like I just did a Jojo’s got fat titties look at her in her sheer dress cuz she wants to remind you that she’s got fat titties, the fat titties have brought her deals and made her money, because fat titties are all the talent you need to get ahead in America…the land of titties..

I did just do a post on Jojo, but she’s apparently friends with Selena Gomez’s organ donor, this bitch lost a Kidney for her career, or for PR, or for CLOUT…that’s fucking major and I’ll assume Jojo sees an opportunity, you know if she’s willing to give an organ to a famous bitch, maybe she’ll give Jojo one too….you gotta keep those kinds of people close, so dumb but so life saving…

Who knows, maybe it’s not about lining up a mooch willing to pay her dues at any cost, maybe they scissor….

They are two bitches in bikinis on a boat…which is sometimes all you need to be…just ask any dude who owns a boat…even the most ratty ass boat can find bitches in bikinis to bow maiden on the shit….

In conclusion, Jojo’s still got fat titties….

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Posted in:Francia Raisa|JoJo

2021

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I will say that living in this braless society of tight shirts, the level of titty you get to see on a daily basis is pretty amazing…but I guess you have to leave your house for that….

So if you’re one of those pussies scared to leave the house because of some fucking virus, instead of being a man and taking that virus by the balls and ripping them off, in a mind over matter, “YOU WON’T KILL ME COVID”….but you’re too much of a bitch for that….so you just sit at home and masturbate in your parent’s house or a house you pay for from government handouts cuz it is easy, or maybe you just work from home like the lucky…getting paid the same to jerk off all day…just not on zoom meetings, that’ll get you fired…

If you’re a stay at home, scared of the virus, mask wearing on walk loser, you get your fair share of tits on the internet too….

We’re suffocating in tits….too many tits to stare at…tits in every direction…you can’t escape them tits….

So here are some girls who say they have tiny tits, to remind you that a handful or less of tit, even if it’s just a fem-nipple on a chest of a woman, not a tranny on hormones, is a magical fucking thing….

If you’re only into big tits, you’re not man enough to read this site, cuz small tits have as much to offer, lots of personality and they only suck when they are on fat chicks, while big tits, are the only thing good about fat chicks, and I hate fat chicks..NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED in this club house…even though fat chicks is all you’re left to fuck and I am talking the real fucking fat chicks….on the Gilbert Grape mom level of fat…now that fat has been normalized by a society who loves CONSUMPTION and CONSUMERISM….”EAT ALL THE BAD FOOD, WE WILL NORMALIZE YOUR OBESITY BY OFFERING YOUR CLOTHING THAT LOOKS LIKE IT IS NOT FOR THE OBESE”….

Point being, support tiny tits, don’t inject plastic in your tits, do it for the marine life…do it cuz small tits are hot too.

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2021

Jul

Nina Dobrev Bikini of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is Olympic Snowboarding hero and possible billionaire thanks to all his investments from being an Olympic Snowboarding hero’s fleshlight….

This is not a paid post from Fleshlight….none of these posts are paid…I’m not very good at monetization….like the kids of Youtube and Social media on their money grubbing hustle…

I am good at calling mail-order brides from Romania or Bulgaria or wherever Dobrev was from before jumping the invisible maple syrup ice wall to get herself into the Americas since she was too young to be sold off to some fat lonely man with a solid pension….

I guess reducing Dobrev to being a pocket pussy for a rich Ginger haired circus performer with a lot of money isn’t fair…because she’s accomplished shit in her own right, I mean she was on a hit TV show and has lots of instagram followers…she matters….at least in her own mind she probably matters…

I will say that she’s in her 30s, doesn’t have a muppet face, has a realistic looking body, that’s all you can really ask for.

I know I am shocked that I’m the guy who is embracing natural aging as a good thing, but after years of being face to face with these shiny skinned, bloated clowns, seeing someone who still resembles a natural woman and not a kardashian is hot…especially when in a skimpy bikini I’d rather see her bush sticking out of…but we can’t get it all…

We got GIFS from the Julianne Hough Mormon Fuck Fest…

And a weird panty pic…

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2021

Jul

Kara Del Toro Almost Naked of the Day

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Kara Del Toro is some married influencer or titty model who doesn’t get her husband up on her feed, because you can still be a bullshit influencer who tells me that I need collagen in my coffee or show me your epic rich person trips to luxurious places through bikini pics of your tits…I don’t need to know your actual life, and I fucking hate when I come across these people who are basically talking to themselves, usually in some modern internet speak, that I’d call Ebonics, but it’s all white people, maybe they can thank the popularity of hip hop for making them sound half retarded and brain dead, or maybe it’s just the anti-depressants they are on, and the zombie brains they have…I just don’t understand why people who know how to speak, decide to speak dumb, for the internet…but that’s the world we’re in.

I am not saying that Kara Del Toro speaks like an idiot, I was praising her for keeping her personal life and her internet life separate so we can jerk off to the tits in peace, without knowing all the bullshit she gets herself into, cuz I’m not here for the girlfriend experience from these naracissistic fucks who think their voice matters…when it’s about the tits.

Anyway, she must be pushing 30, because she produces CONSISTENT TITTY CONTENT, the way the internet was invented for.

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Posted in:Kara Del Toro

2021

Jul

Josephine Skriver Test Tube Cleavage of the Day

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Josephine Skriver was made in a test tube because she’s a modern test subject of the miserable future we are getting a bullshit taste of…

You know, the one where these pervert fucks on social media chasing clout on social media have zero knowledge or wisdom. They are just shells of humans who don’t even know how to interact or have conversations with other people. Glued to their phones but really only talking to themselves, to a screen….but they assume the responses they get are from another person….one that is arm’s length away and that you have no actual connection to…

The content you see is all targeted to you, the ads you see targeted to you, your credit card, always available to purchase things you don’t need.

Your human connections are null, there is no longer love or romance, it’s just jerking off to yourself in the mirror, or to porn, maybe it’s a find a random for meaningless sex on a dating app, you know cuz you don’t want to get bogged down and not be able to fuck all the other girls out there ready to fuck…assuming you still have your penis and haven’t cut it off yet…

There is nothing wrong with tradition, with conservatism, with a balance between the new and the old, that’s how we learn, how we grow, how we relate to each other…there is nothing wrong with talking to each other, having different points of view, debate…rather than just being angry at each other….

So consume, live in your echo chamber, watch their netflix and be polluted by their agenda, order your food, be alone in your pod, own nothing…be happy…

And like Skriver and her hot tits, babies will be made in a lab, not in a home…

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Posted in:Josephine Skriver

2021

Jul

Jojo See Through of the Day

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Jojo’s comeback tour continues…the 30 year old child star or tween star who disappeared for most of her 20s decided to finally reveal the fact that she had tits on social media, by literally pulling her tit out on a workout video posted to her instagram, you know that kind of stuff is never accidental…it’s all part of master marketing plan…a “I’ve managed to peak off my nostalgic fans, I haven’t been able to get a viral hit song like Rebecca Black with those fans, my concerts attact a couple hundred people, I’m rocking a huge set of tits, let’s show those off and see where it takes us”…..

We are simple minds, we always have been, men get dumber when they see tits, even if they don’t consider themselves men anymore, you know cuz being a man is embarassing or whatever cuck beta bullshit they’ve been pushing on the SOY BOYS…not that I’m an alpha over here, 99 percent of people think I am a whining fag when they land on the site, I’m just not a pussy….but I like pussy.

We’re simple minds and after all the years of porn being mainstream and accessible, we’re basically devolving into apes, and tits speak to us more than any other storyline…

But yeah, Jojo showed her tits, got a job modeling lingerie for Rihanna’s billion dollar lingerie brand, and she’s been running with that, and I appreciate it….

This is her sheer dress.

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Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque

2021

Jul

Heather Graham and Vanessa Hudgens Get Wet of the Day

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I am pretty slow to the gate on this one, but that doesn’t make it any less amazing, there’s only so much I can post in a given day, there is a physical limit before my brain implodes….and there’s no shortage of pics of sluts, or shitty celebs being sluts, because that’s the society we live in…

Anyway, Disney Puppet who has been sexualizing herself properly for the last year and half since her “break up” to her staged boyfriend of the time, Vanessa Hudgens, is having the time of her fucking life, and she’ll likely tell you it is because she’s vaccinated, because she pushes all the same agenda bullshit…

But yeah, Hudgens is with Heather Graham, the roller girl who rolled into our hearts and masturbation routine in a pre-porn era of everyone being a pornstar, while Heather Graham was playing a Porn Star in the movies, thanks to the magical Boogie Nights that I haven’t seen since the 90s or whenever it came out, because I want to remember it being good..or innovative…or whatever the fuck it was at the time. Basically the same reason I won’t re-watch KIDS.

So together, they are in Italy at some film fest where they collectively decided to get bikini pics taken by the paparazzi, you know as they say “WHEN IN ROME”….might as well make a viral moment because that’s all anyone wants anymore, consistent viral moments to matter…pretty depressing, but it comes with a lot of half nakedness which makes it easier to stomach…
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Here’s some more pics of Heather Graham in bikini…

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Posted in:Heather Graham|Vanessa Hudgens

2021

Jul

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Here’s are weekly round-up of tight pants that I didn’t creepily take from the park bench, which would make for more interesting “Original Content” but I used to post videos of homeless people being amazing idiots, or drunk people being amazing idiots, and no one cared, if anything, it got me deleted from youtube, so fuck that effort, especially when the girls are posting their tight pants, albeit edited version of their tight pants, because all these bitches lie shamelessly and guilt free and pretend the images of them are real, even though we know their fat midgets who don’t look nearly as good as this, so if anything, the staring at the edited version may be fantasy, augmented reality, or virtual reality…but this is the internet, soon enough you’ll all be jerking off to cartoons like those hentai anime freaks have been for years….

That said, I see a fuck of a lot of tight pants, where you can basically see the ring of the asshole….that’s just how tight they are…and this is a tribute to that trend of these exhibitionist women being shameless on the internet or in public, because we’re a visual society…I mean we only read picture books now…half retards but at least we know how to fuck….weird times.

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2021

Jul

Bikini Girl and her Sea Lion and Other Videos of the Day

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Guy Robs Walgreens and No One Stops Him

Dude Doesn’t Want the Ambulance Ride

Man Cuts Off His Nose to Become an Orc…What A Fucked Up World We Live In

Guy Nails the Gymnastics Game

Girl Throws Paper Airplane from 46th Floor….Should Get Arrested for Polluting

Big Bubba Gets Arrested

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2021

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my morning has seeing what must have been barely 20 year old girl standing next to her car in her crop top and bike shorts puking…you know all hunched over like she was sucking a dick but was actually just gagging in real life…something these young perverts probably only know how to do from all the throat fucking porn they watch….which is probably why she was having morning sickness…creampie is how these soulless young people feel some level of intimacy with the strangers they have porn sex with.

I thought I should go over and help her, but realized I haven’t got the dick power to support a gagging on dick joke….so instead I just watched her pervertedly so she knows I care….I mean I could see her full pussy lip fatness in those bike shorts….and everytime I look at any girl…even the toothless balding 70 year old obese woman at the deli…I do it pervertedly…it was my way of holding her hair out of the toilet…the only way to show her that I care about watching her big tits and round ass even though seeing a motherfucker puke makes me want to puke…sometimes you just suck it up and take one for the team…especially if you’re a team of one.

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Josie Canseco Being Hot as Shit
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Nude Model Irina is At the Lake
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Guy Girlfriend’s Not Happy But May Have Big Tits
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J.Lo’s Bikini Ass Gets Grabbed
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Cheetah Hops on Safari Vehicle..Crazy
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Amazing – Dude Steals 1.6 Million Dollar Bucket of Gold from an Armoured Truck
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UFC Fighter Mackenzie Dern is Feeling Summer Vibes
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