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2021

22

Jul

Jordyn Jones Wants To Eat Her Friends Nipples of the Day

You may not believe you live in a simulation, or in the early days of dystopian society, you may think everything is as it always was, totally normal…even after the pandemic…because you just live your life relatively normally and you don’t watch the news, or the fake news, or get influenced by the lies….you just go through the motions like a slave in training just self absorbed and clueless….

But, when you see these girls get a taste of money from selling their skimpy pictures on the internet, only to turn themselves into low hanging fruit porn star….you have to realize the system is fucked…

I have never been anti-porn, I think porn got lazy and made shitty throat fucking content….I have never been anti-amateur porn…because I am all for girls taking slutty selfies….I am not against girls selling their nudes, panties, or hand jobs….I am all for it….

I just find it weird when people with mainstream success, are sucked into the “if I get more scandalous, more people care and more money is made”….even knowing they’ve been raised on porn….

I just never watched porn and thought the girls were girls I wanted to fuck, I didn’t mind watching them fuck, but I didn’t want to fuck them, because I knew there was something wrong with them, you know, coded weird…

I assume that because dudes loved porn, girls felt porn was the way to get attention, when back int he day, girls wanted to be VS models, not porn chicks in shitty nude shoots…so the girls looked at nasty porn girls and were like “I can do that”….and they are doing that….

It just makes for a weird dynamic or foundation for the next generation to grow up with…I mean we had porn and mainstream, the merging of the two isn’t quite happening how I expected it would, even though I knew the two would merge, I just didn’t think every girl would want to be the porn chick jerked off to, but it makes sense…especially now that they can make millions…

ANYWAY…Jordyn Jones, another child dance star from an alcoholic home that could be a generational incest home in Kalamazoo has been selling bikini pics on INSTAGRAM to her fans….never too racy, always showcasing her hot dance body…

Well, she’s now partnered up with a homie and is co-starring in her OnlyFans content, meaning she’s on ONLY fans showing off that hot ass, not her own OnlyFans, but that’ll happen next when she realizes she can make a million a month..

People all have their price….and it’s not a terrible thing…but it may be down the line when everyone’s just fucked out.

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2021

22

Jul

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Let’s celebrate the inadequacies of a panty design like we celebrate the inadequacies of most people on the internet as they try to find clout and relevance and important by being assholes on social media, but not the good kind of asshole like the asshole behind thong, or even the good kind of asshole who makes people laugh because of just how much of an asshole he is, the bad asshole who just consistently sucks…as they preach whatever bullshit they think they are supposed to because they are just like everyone else…no uniqueness, no individuality, just drones repeating the same words, in the same pose, too dumb to realize they’re actually hypocrites….where as these assholes, assholes we can see through the thong because the thong is inefficient as a panty, yet so many women burnt their old mom panties like it was a Dr Seuss book, because they thought they were supposed to….idiots everywhere, but since the asshole is the gateway to the soul, the uniting orifice all genders can get fucked through, each asshole its own puckered jewell even when there’s no jewell butt plug in….making assholes behind thongs a GLORIOUS experience.

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2021

22

Jul

Maddie Ziegler Bikini of the Day

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Maddie Ziegler was a child dance star thanks to some show that I think should be banned from TV because it was about child dance stars….that alone will appeal to the worst kind of people whether the majority of the people watching it are nice old ladies remembering their own kids because it is on TV and no one watches TV….but sometimes, you have to make adjustments in favor of the minority rather than the masses…like what they are doing for the TRANS People out there which is just confusing…pushing all that on us…when you can probably count on your hand the number of trannies you’ve met who weren’t hookers you were paying for an experimental chick with dick insertion…

Point being, I am not a fan of kids dancing on TV for weirdos….but I am a fan of the girls who were sold to those shows and who are now 18, because basically on Maddie’s 18th birthday, she started posting half naked social media friendly smut, that they don’t see as smut, since it’s bikini and fitness pictures, that’s not PORN, that’s barely monetizable on ONLYFANS….

But it’s still showing skin for likes, follows, relevance…and I’ll like, follow and try to help her relevance, cuz she’s hot…exploited by the industry or at least SIA maybe…but hot bodied and in bikini posing legs spread….hot.

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2021

22

Jul

Selena Gomez Upskirt of the Day

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I don’t actually follow Selena Gomez or her life, so I only know that today is her birthday because I went to twitter, even though they’ve deleted me, to see what was going on with the sites I tried accessing at 11:30 am that weren’t working, only to realize that no one was posting shit about it, there were no news stories, I thought my computer was hacked, but realized that all the sites were hosted by the same evil publicly traded company, and that their biggest shareholders are two sketchy as fuck companies that are the biggest shareholders in most publicly traded companies, to remind you that the system is rigged.

Anyway, one of the trending stories was that Selena Gomez, who I think has a deal with the social media platforms as one of the Disney Heroes, but that’s besides the point….the trending story along with “HOMOSEXUALITY”….seriously, why would that fucking trend…..was “It’s Selena Gomez’s birthday”….so why not stare at her in a shitty upskirt..

I don’t find Selena Gomez sucking off lipstick like it was Bieber’s dick all that hot, but she’s in thigh highs, so I guess it’s a Disney Kid gone wild, even though they’re all wild.

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2021

22

Jul

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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TITTY DROPS!!

I am all for girls flashing their tits, especially if they have big tits, because I am a small titty ambassador and find girls with smaller tits to be hotter, but I am still a dude who fucking loves big titties….

Big tits are a gift, a blessing, a talent and a skill…because a girl with BIG tits can impress people along the way and end up mattering….

I am sure you can think of girls with big tits, even fake big tits, that became known for their tits like they were a thing….from Pam Anderson to Carmen Electra…Anna Nicole Smith and Kate Upton….the big tit was really ALL it takes and yes, I do reduce those famous for their tits to being host body for those tits, because they are.

Girls with tits know the attention their tits get, the ability to get their tits scene is necessary for personal gain, or even just for a thrill of being like “HERE ARE MY BIG TITS”….

Titty Drops are inclusive, all tit lives matter, so not all titty drops are girls with big tits using their competitive advantage….but these titty drop compilation is worth a watch….saggy tits, perky tits, big tits, small tits…it’s a celebration of tits….

The fact girls feel compelled to flash their tits to the internet is actually a great turn of events because getting flashed used to take work, now it’s just so easy.

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2021

22

Jul

Kelly Ripa Assumes The Position of the Day

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I saw this picture on PEOPLE MAGAZINE, because they are the smut sites of the now, when they used to avoid the smutty celebrity content to appease their advertisers, since sites like this that post this shit are considered porn sites, even if the pictures I post are pulled from the social media feeds of these people..

SO it’s ok for this to be produced and posted to Instagram/FB…..it’s ok for it to be posted to People Magazine…but when drunkenstepfather posts it and says that Kelly Ripa, who is clearly a pervert, is showing her husband, who is clearly on Human Growth Hormone, he’s a soap star from the 90s in his 60s, and he’s ripped….it’s obviously some eating fetuses he pulled out of Bill Gate’s personal Planned Parent Hood office on his ranch in Montana or wherever he hides out….

My instinct is to think the hispanic rent boy is looking at her pussy in awe because it’s finally old enough, saggy enough, mom of three enough, to look like a set of balls….the way he likes it…

Or maybe his testosterone shots just make him horny enough to fuck the fucking wall…

I don’t hate old lady Kelly Ripa, even in her old age she’s a cute enough, tiny bodied, Regis killer….she just reminds me of this meme.

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2021

22

Jul

Dua Lipa Braless Nipples of the Day

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Dua Lipa is some famous popstar who I think came out of no where, they pretend they are “social media sensations” and maybe they are….but I am a firm believer that no one is organically famous. I have been doing the site for 17 or 18 years and I think every single “famous person” has been a fucking puppet that they’ve wanted to make famous….you may wonder who “they” is….and I know you’re probably thinking I’m talking about Demi Lovato and Halsey, you know the other puppets pushing insane agendas to their retard fans…

I don’t know who “they” is…I just know that I am not “they” and that I am not a “They”….and that I have no control in who become famous and who don’t….

I just know they couldn’t have someone in a position of influence who they can’t control or turn off, in the event they go against the narrative…too many fans, means too much power, so if you see someone with too many fans, it’s because they want them to.

Remember the social networks have admitted they are controlled by the government and that the system is rigged, meaning any of the famous will be part of that rigged system.

So Dua Lipa, the newly famous, from YOUTUBE a known corrupt platform, is pretty suspicious….some random UK chick the biggest thing in the USA…why….her music is generic video game noise…anyone could be DUA LIPA…yet this is the DUA LIPA for now…and she’s bringing sme barely hot content but keeping up with “show skin, get attention, distract young girls, convince them to post skin too, like that’s the TOP tier of society, instead of being intelligent and productive, just post more smut and have fun”….great inspo you society killing slut.

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2021

22

Jul

Ashley Benson Tight Shorts of the Day

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You know something like 24,000 – 30,000 major websites went down for about an hour….thanks to the internet outage that they’ve been predicting over at the last year now that they’ve done the pandemic…next up is internet outages….they tell us their plan..

But yeah, up to 30,000 sites went down and we stayed up, it was pretty amazing, and a reminder that I am the cockroach of the internet.

That’s not to say when the internet is actually turned off, I’ll still be here, I mean I want to turn the site off every day, but have nothing else to do….it’s just to say that I survived THIS outage….like the survivor I am….

I guess Ashley Benson is a survivor in her own right, the dumpy Pretty Little Liars star was able to go viral when she was on TV and not just because of her big tits, but because she was on the popular show at the time. She hasn’t done anything since, except fuck some model chicks, and likely eat their poo, get their fecal enzymes, which has been a prove weightloss strategy…eat SKINNY girl shit…

So now, she’s a spokesperson for a fitness brand, even though, she probably doesn’t really do fitness but neither do the women at the Grocery Store and I’ll still stare at their spandex asses…

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2021

22

Jul

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanline Thursday is a nice reminder that while society as we know it may be collapsing and it is looking less and less like a conspiracy, especially when some internet company that hosts all the major sites….from banks, to airlines, to Costco….and their major shareholders are some terrifying companies that I’ll let you google yourself because it’s fucking mental when you realize the scam that we’ve been living under for a VERY long time and when you do see it, you can’t unsee it…that’s a fact…

But yeah, when society is collapsing, the powers are asserting their powers, and the masses are just a bunch of mindless shills who are taking it up the ass because they either like it or know they can’t do anything about it…but more likely are just blind, self absorbed and watching porn…

So when society collapses, ride it out on your lawn chair, sunglasses on, while watching chicks show off their tanlines, cuz paradise is in your fucking head man…it’s a concept…and if you’re delusional or ignorant enough…you can experience it…and you can’t have paradise without hot tanned bitches with tan lines.