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2021

17

Jun

Miley Cyrus Tramp Stamp of the Day

We are the porn generation, or the younger generation of “Influencers” are the porn generation, because they were raised by porno and I guess shitty people…

Miley is part of the porn generation and when she left Disney she had to make herself relevant to them, so she did the tumblr porn thing…but in a mainstream and disney way, and I am a firm believer that she was both ripping off the culture, but also spreading it to the mainstream, so what I would call “Gap Girls” at the mall in the 90s, driving their Jeeps they saw in Clueless or whatever the trend was at the time, you know the masses…followed her fucking lead….

When your idols are Kim Kardashian – a billionaire who launched with a sex tape, porn chicks, Miley Cyrus…you’ll likely end up nude on the internet too…

People fall into group thought….which is easier for the powers that be to control, censor and differentiate from the HEATHENS…when in the past the pornographers and sex workers were the heathens…now the unvaccinated are…hilarious…

Anyway, I am not against girls being exhibitionists, I am not even against the porn industry having so much influence, people like fucking, it’s trashy, it’s not romantic, it’s graphic and it is not very high brow or interesting…it’s just extreme fucks…

I am against sites like this being deleted on all social platforms for being porn, when all these porn companies, porn sites, porn stars, porn girls and even celebrities who do porn aren’t….so actual porn isn’t banned…but some shitty pop culture blog 5 people read…is porn…pretty insane…

Even worse, Miley posted a thong mirror selfie the other day, it was pretty hot..I like Miley and think she’s hot and I like her sleaze because I get it and I think she gets it too…or at least her team does…it’s a play…

But then I saw it was posted on People magazine, or some other mainstream site that has mainstream advertisers….

I’ve been flagged a porn site for 17 years, since starting the site, so Google banned me before I started and people made MILLIONS of dollars with less traffic than this site, because this site had traffic…so I’m a little bitter…

I’ve made sacrifices, financial sacrifices to post slutty celebrity content…and now it’s mainstream and Zuckerberg and People magazine and all the big players are cashing in, when motherfuckers like me are still not able to monetize…it’s fucking crazy.

I am not whining, I don’t do business shit, but it’s fucking crazy…..porn is ok, but fringe pop culture that posts nudity and is hardly porn is not ok, while Miley and other celebs are doing that half naked shit, even selling nudes on the platforms and that’s ok too…it’s weird….nothing makes sense…but Miley’s ass still feels comforting and like home…

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2021

17

Jun

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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The Thong…a marketing scam, or maybe a marketing genius play that they teach in marketing schools everywhere….

They made girls insecure about their underwear and invest in a bunch of new underwear to be in style and on trend. They could not live with being some slob in GRANNY panties…when they can be slobs in thongs…

Functionally a thong doesn’t make all that much sense to me, what I like about them is also what makes them useless as a panty and that is what you see here today, and every thursday….the asshole flash when bent over even when it’s not really intentional….even if it’s always intentional….it makes for good entertainment…

I don’t know about your drippy asshole, but after seeing my soiled panties after a day of farting on myself thanks to bad gut bacteria is something better left in underwear than on couches…..

Hotness-wise, the thong isn’t really any hotter than any other panty, sure it’s less fabric, but since we’re just trying to get them off does the square footage of fabric used really matter…plus the thong’s been around forever, it’s almost played out, even bikinis are also thong cut, so seeing a thong or a full panty, or even a short short, is basically all the fucking same, we know you’re a ho.

The good news is, girls like showing their assholes, you know to prove they care, and the thong is a good way to do that without being too shameless about it….

I say the same thing every week, that’s my fucking intro motherfuckers, deal with it.

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2021

17

Jun

Rose Byrne Bodysuit of the Day

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Rose Byrne is in some 80s aerobic TV show that this may or not be a picture fron, it looks pretty aerobic to me, but she is doing some ballet bullshit, so what it comes down to is who fucking cares, I don’t even know who Rose Byrne is, all I see is a leotard, which when American Apparel was pop culture everywhere, the leotards were the hottest product they had cuz it hugged pussy, asshole and tits all at the same fucking time…magical really…one article clothing covering all the fucking bases….

I do think anyone who wears a mask is a fucking idiot who deserves the parasites, meningitis, bacterial pneumonia they get from wearing a mask…but you know COVID protocols and all…she could have taken off for the selfie but maybe she’s got something to hide…masked like a bandit….or herpes sores…or aging….

She could have taken the mask off for her vagina spreading selfie…but why do that when you have lies to push on motherfuckers…right.

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2021

17

Jun

Kate Hudson Drunk in a Bikini of the Day

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From what I know about Kate Hudson, besides the fact that she’s some 45 year old mom with various baby daddy, daughter of a celebrity who managed to use her family friends to replace roles that were written for her mom, but her mom was too old to play them, and as far as I’m concerned there’s nothing wrong with that…

I’ve never been against nepotism, or generational family wealth, if anything it’s a bit of a fetish of mine, since I don’t have any of that…and I like to think how life would be so much better if I was one of these entitled pieces of shit, but you can only really be one of these entitled pieces of shit under the circumstances of actual privilege, because you don’t know anything else…you just know people are obsessed with your parents and thus you, your life and that your family friends give you work…you don’t realize how ridiculous it is cuz you only interact with similar cunts…

Anyway, I don’t think Kate Hudson’s that hot, I did think she was hotter when the family had a cottage in Canada they’d visit and I’d think of hitchiking out to snorkel into their boat house, in hopes of seeing her skinny dipping, but other than that, she’s been pretty disappointing…and a drunk…so seeing her with her two bottles of wine, like 40 year old white girls do, I was in the liquor store last week and saw about 10 fat 40 year old women, who clearly were still single, middle of the road, probably wore shirts that read “Wine Time”….or whatever…and they were all stocking up on wine and I thought…HOW DEPRESSING…

Now I like wine as much as anyone, but sloppy mainstream middle of the road women drunk on wine…a fucking nightmare…even when their mom is famous and thus they are famous…but also rich thanks to high pay days and an E-Commerce fitness brand that’s not quite built around being a drunk, but more about being a basic white bitch.

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2021

17

Jun

Sommer Ray Crusty Ass of the Day

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Sommer Ray is a monetizing machine from Instagram. I don’t think she’s selling what they call “premium content” that isn’t really all that premium but that is more along the lines of “their slutty content they don’t want to give away for free, because they can make money on it”. I’m not sure if she’s one of those girls, but I guess in this era of cash grabbing and being porn obsessed, a lot of these insta girls who already get naked online are those kinds of girls since all girls are those kinds of girls, some just do it better.

I am not against the premium content hustle, I just find it scammy, low hanging fruit and an obvious cash grab, but you know what, get that cash grab if you can.

I also don’t know if this one does that kind of content, she’s been a booty in a thong since she got her start, pulling the whole “fitness” angle, with less fitness than erotic poses and that’s fine with me….whatever works and clearly that worked this girl gets paid and that’s all anyone cares about so whatever…

This is a crusty ass pic, cuz she’s got crusties on her ass, and I guess there’s a fetish in this somewhere….sea creatures, crabs, plastics in the ocean, whatever gets you off bro.

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2021

17

Jun

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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TITTY DROPS!

I don’t really need to go into the whole amazingness of a Titty Drop…the idea that flashing tits is fun is a tale as old as time, it’s the whole point women have tits, I mean, along with the whole feeding babies shit….but just today I’ve seen at least 5 sets of tits in tight shirts with hard nipples…basically a titty flash and that was at the fucking grocery store…so it’s safe to say that girls are into showing their tits and not just at Mardi Gras….because like us, they know, tits are great…

The titty drop is the gamification of the titty flash, a little look how fun our titties are to flash on the internet cuz we want people to see our tits and the good news is that this motherfucker’s lookin…and so should you.

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2021

17

Jun

Victoria’s Secret’s Got No More Angels But the Do Have Demons of the Day

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So I wasn’t going to bother writing this, because I don’t care, but it’s too funny to not put up, even if I only spend about 3-4 minutes on it, as I do with all my well thought out, well researched, commentary…

Basically VS has decided to can the Angels because HOT CHICKS selling panties is BAD…and un-relatable…and what I guess what the EPSTEIN funding brand felt bit them in the ass in the era of the WOKE and relatable…

So in the most insane turn of events, they’ve dabbled with tranny models, who could almost pass as lingerie models, so I could stomach that weirdness wokeness, thinking “they have to do this to survive cuz they are dying”….but I didn’t realize they’d go full throttle woke and drop the angels all together, in the name of progress, or whatever the fuck this is…

So they cast, along with other idiots, this Megan Rapione soccer star, who may play soccer like a star, but who sure as fuck doesn’t need to be a fucking VS model.

Obviously, there are better ways to be a hot brand that dropping the hot chicks, when everyone on the internet is faking it or trying to be hot chicks, why the fuck would cancelling the concept of hot chicks be a progressive move, so that the normals can fell better about themselves and buy their made in china crap….

They are losing out to Rihanna’s brand, which does some level of wokeness, but the spokespeople I see her using are big titty Sweeney, this Madison Pettis chick who has a great body, Jojo and Milian…I mean all hot chicks in their own right….sure they’re probably some fat chicks in the mix, they’re everywhere…and if VS went with a fatty or two, who fucking cares, so long as it is an excuse to use the hotties…

Instead they went with this 35 year old who looks 75 athletic star lesbian…it is Pride month after all…all pretending to be awesome and relevant and current…without remembering they’re an evil corporation who uses slave labor to make their products in China….and they funded Epstein..

It’s obviously some terrible ill-advised strategy, but is is hilarious…and so is this tweet from someone who also think this soccer dyke is disgusting

what PR agency suggested this garbage? women want to look like the angels. no one wants to look like megan rapinoe. https://t.co/rJMA5wqkfx

— Jessica O’Donnell (@heckyessica) June 16, 2021

With the follow-up.

“rapinoe looks amazing! I want to look like her!”

noone is saying she’s not in great shape. but she’s an athlete who doesn’t have curves. the vast majority of VS’s target base are curvy women. the argument that you’re better represented by a world cup athlete is laughably false

— Jessica O’Donnell (@heckyessica) June 16, 2021

Not to mention, since the news of this, the Soccer Dyke’s old racist tweets are surfacing, and it is ASIAN racism too…which is always hilarious to see…you know one massive backfire..amazing.

She won’t get cancelled, they can’t cancel a Lesbian, it’d be like reverse cancelling, it’s one of those hypocrisies these attention seeking idiots are inconsistent about…well we can’t cancel a lesbian for being racist, that would make us anti-lesbian…

Ultimately, the pink hair lesbian lingerie model of the future in her mid 30s is a terrible casting….a terrible idea…unless it was by design so that they could JUSTIFY the ANGELS…

We were fine with them using Stella Maxwell and Cara Delevingne as their lesbians….we didn’t need this athlete shit….talented athlete or not…we’re here to jerk off to bitches in panties bro….

BUT maybe the SUPERMODEL is dead, because everyone has turned themselves into tranny looking, instagram filter, face filler faced, Kardashians….hot chicks be out there killing their hotness…for clout to launch an only fans…and yes, we know that OnlyFans girl are the scum licking off the bathroom floor bottom feeding scammers manipulating dudes to pay for bad smut….and yes supermodels or VS models can be equally “slutty”…but they do it in such a better way, and they look so good doing it, it’d be horrible to ruin that kind of aspirational, high rent, classy whoring….to replace all the angels with fucking demons….my 3-4 minutes on this are up.

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2021

17

Jun

Evangeline Lilly Getting Racy of the Day

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Evangeline Lilly is a Canadian 40 year old actress from some butthole town in Alberta Canada that she escaped to end up on Lost, married to Dominic Monaghan, whoever that is, probably another guy from Lost, you know cuz they got Lost together, and she’s probably had a far better life than the fat bitches who she went to High School with who work at the Tim Hortons and are saving for a Disney Vacation where they won’t fit on any ride, but at least they’ll be able to tweet about how Disney normalizes fat shaming, instead of stopping to eat their Tim Hortons…

I confuse Evangeline Lilly with some other bitch all the fucking time, not the one who was in the Sex Cult she got branded for, but some other bitch… but this is the one I reference when I see the other one…

I never watched Lost, the hype was enough for me to know it was shit, cuz whenever anything is TOO popular, you know it’s likely awful, since the general population is trash…

I don’t know what the fuck is going on with this “Sexy Dance”….It reminds me of Silence of the Lambs and I haven’t even seen that movie…this is some distorted 40 year old trying to figure out how to be hot and relevant, but at least she’s fit, even with her lesbian haircut…

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2021

17

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Upskirt of the Day

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I am pretty sure I posted this CRACKWHORE WHO MADE HERSELF HOT AND WENT VIRAL before it was hugely viral story….I just don’t feel like looking in the archives but I know that whether I posted it or not…I loved it when I saw it….

You know the ultimate CATFISH that is so dramatic that people are shocked about it, you know bitch puts her teeth in, but it’s something we’ve all know exists amongst all women, not just toothless beat up hooker looking women, but for whatever reason, American’s need to OVER THE TOP and OUTRAGEOUS to grasp their minds around how you’re being lied to and trolled by all these girls on social media.

No wonder they all wanted the lockdown, they could play hot from home and no one would ever call them out, meanwhile anyone who knows them in real life, knows that ain’t them though…so it’s all pretty funny..

Now you may be wondering why I am using a crackwhore turned hot to represent a LEGACY BRAND of Victoria’s Secret now that they’ve dropped their whole ANGELS department, which was really the only thing that Candice has done in her career, and the only thing she is known for….despite being hot as shit at the time…always one of my favorites, that I’d be willing to risk the HIGH AIDS RATE PROBABILITY based on being SOUTH AFRICAN….to bury my face into….

But she’s older now, still skinny, titless cuz she got the tiny bikini model implants removed, and filtered as fuck…but I still like her and I guess that’s what this is…a cum tribute without the cum…cuz I am also old….

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2021

17

Jun

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines used to represent bitches tanning on vacation, highlighting the good parts when they are stripped down….

Not they still highlight the good parts when they are stripped down, only you don’t need to go on vacation, or be a lifeguard at the waterpark to bring it, you don’t need to be a surfer or beach bunny, socialite pool rate…I mean strippers who sleep all day cuz they strip all night have those tanlines and apparently girls, like me, find it hot enough to document and post, where I find it hot enough to stare at and potentially jerk off to had I had a penis that worked.

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