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2021

28

Jun

Eva Amurri Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why I like Eva Amurri, but I fucking like Eva Amurri….I think her body is fucking awesome, she’s got a good energy, her tits are amazing, and she’s in her underwear all the time, all while being some failed actress, who brought those tits to TV to either spite her mom to prove she could do it on her own…or with the help of her mom….since her mom is Susan Sarandon….

I remember her on Californication and I barely watched that show, but I did have cable I was stealing in that era..unfortunately, instead of becoming a Kate Hudson that is actually hotter than Kate Hudson, she went onto have at least 3 pussy wrecking kids…but she’s looking fucking great, almost like no pussy wrecking went on at all…I guess that’s what happens when you have that trust fund, divorce settlement, child support, so that you don’t need to waste your time working, but instead you can waste your time being hot as shit doing this….

Maybe I’m over hyping her, but I don’t think I am.

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2021

28

Jun

Halle Berry Topless of the Day

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Halle Berry is in her mid 50s, but still hot as shit, which may sound disgusting, small disgusting, and potentially be disgusting, but I’m ok with whatever’s being sold to me with her instagram content that is barely racy, but racy enough for me to see her asshole tattoo, while topless, that’s gotta be an asshole tatto…right?

Do you think it’s a dragon, or a butterfly, is it an EXIT only sign by your homophobic friend who is just THAT straight that he needs warning signs to not get fucked in the ass, cuz getting fucked in the ass torments him that much…it’s the whole jock thing…”what are you a faggot, let’s fuck him up the ass and teach him a lesson in being a faggot”….uhhhh….I don’t think it works like that..

Anyway, Halle Berry, the whitest black girl in Hollywood, who made a name for herself because she was raised in white suburbs, never met her dad, and Hollywood liked they could cast her for the black parts without having to leave their comfort zone…those racists…I mean I don’t actually know if that’s true, but that’s the angle I’ve run with all these years..WHY STOP NOW….

You’d gotta wonder why she posts slutty content for attention, when she’s already an icon, and I guess it’s because she can….or because celebrities are slutty that’s how they end up celebrities and now that they don’t have handlers…we can see the reality we already know cuz were not as dumb as our writing makes us out to be…I SWEAR!

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2021

28

Jun

Jordyn Jones Underboob of the Day

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Kalamazoo Michigan is an actual place, which I remember discovering was an actual place in my 20s, because fuck Geography and the lessons taught in school designed to make us complicit fucks who are rewarded for reciting the bullshit they teach us, that for whatever reason don’t actually involve any real life skills, or knowledge of how to survive out there in the world, but instead some revisionist history shit….like in Canada, there was a 100 year period where they were assimilating the Native Americans by taking them from their family, not letting them speak their language, abusing them…that was never taught to us…but it went on until 1996…and that’s fucking crazy…I am sure in the USA there’s plenty they didn’t teach you when training you to be good little citizens, I mean most Americans I know don’t know where Canada is on the map…so they didn’t teach you that…

Anyway, Jordyn Jones, was of white trash, possibly inbred, alcoholic, farm laboror stock…but instead of working the brothel in the family barn like she was Britney Spears, they sent her off to LA to be some bullshit child reality store dancer….and now she poses in bikinis on the beach lookin hot..

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2021

28

Jun

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I wouldn’t say that the highlight of my weekend was seeing at least one new mother in a romper with her huge milky tits without a bra, her nipples aiming in places they probably shouldn’t with no respect to the damage of the sag since the world’s going to fucking collapse and bras are uncomfortable, do it tribal style like we used to jack off to in National Geographic…you know culturally inspiring masturbation when tits weren’t readily available to be jerked off to…

I don’t have a milky tit fetish, but assuming people will still be able to breast feed in the future thanks to all the hormones they jack us up with, this could be an archive of all things human that we no longer do…BABIES ARE MADE IN A LAB…

I do think people probably have a milky tit fetish, maybe not breast fed, maybe because the highlight of their lives were when they had a family and got to suck their wife’s tits whilst Milk Fed, before she found her high school boyfriend on FB and fucked off on you,0 maybe tits doing what they are designed to do, when we’re so used to seeing tits not doing what they are designed to do, fascinates us…who fuckign cares, they are milk filled tits doing titty things…for empowerment or some shit..

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2021

28

Jun

Bebe Rexha Got Them Tits On of the Day

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I don’t know why Bebe Rexha is in some slutty Space Slut from the Future, who is coming to eat your ass because she hasn’t had human food in a long time, and that’s how they do it on whatever colony they’ve dropped her off at to work the fucking pole….

It’s some big titty armour that I am sure the space nerds out there can’t get enough of…you dreams of sex colonies in space have been a life long passion of yours…even though you know deep in your soul that if it actually happened, you probably wouldn’t make the cut to get on the ship to the new colony as earth was about to implode….and if you did…it’d be to be the sex worker yourself…you know…you’re not the emperor with the sex slaves…you’re the one doing the sex work…or cleaning up after feces were sprayed everywhere….space feces….from space food…all in your mop…a fetish in and of itself.

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2021

28

Jun

Halsey Ass in See Through Pants of the Day

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I guess Halsey hasn’t shat out her shitty child yet. but she’s still fucking white trash and disgusting, despite having a black dad and identifying as black, in this world where we have to where our race on our label like we’re at an AA meeting or porn conference so we know who’s fucking who…which as far as I’m concerned is fucking racist…

I guess she’s like all pregnant chicks….Fat….

I guess she’s also like all pregnant chicks because her hormones are all fucked up and she feels the need to show off her fat ass for the people, cuz she knows as soon as she fucking can, that baby weight is getting sucked out of her…or danced off of her…which is convenient, since I just saw her trending on twitter because her fans are pumped she releasing some fourth studio album produced by TRENT REZNER…edgy…

Halsey’s always annoyed me because I saw her as a DJ WHORE who fucked the right DJ after being in the VIP room with him and thanks to her fucking skills, the kind that would eventually get her knocked up, potentially cuz she wants the kid, or maybe cuz she can’t afford another abortion if she wants a kid….he let her lay down a vocal track and they all got rich…

I don’t hate other people’s successes, because I’ve come to terms with people being undeserving of their successes….most of the rich people I know are idiots who fell into it because they are idiots…so it’s not really a measure of much besides MONEY…but since money controls the world, I guess it matters more than being interesting, smart, hot, etc.

Point being, she pulled this whole story about being a homeless drug addict living the streets for the party, who almost got raped, any angle she could to get people talking, so posting her fat ass in sheer pantyhose is pretty on brand…

I am typically scared of asses too big, but I can handle looking at them…and so should you because you’d rather handle handling them….

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2021

28

Jun

Dove Cameron Bra of the Day

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Dove Cameron’s a Disney kid which is creepy it its own right, not necessarily because of the creepy executives at Disney, those are just rumors and conspiracies, stop being mean to family friendly corporations that own everything and call themselves the happiest place on earth in some weird fucking dystopian world filled with furries in cartoon character costumes….Disney is terrifying and they get these kids in when they are young…and not just the ones they use on their shows, but ALL kids who get fed this shit by their shitty parents who don’t bother raising their kids anymore, it’s too much effort….let them become their own person on the internet and with the ipad…you dumb fucks with no souls…

Dove Cameron is a Disney kid, which is creepy in its own right, because her parents were even worse than the shitty parents who put their kids in front of the TV, because they sell the kids’ existence to the industry for money…fuck your childhood, make us money…and that’s gotta fuck a bitch up, which could be why all of Dove Cameron’s posts creep me out….but this one freaks me out for other reasons…

The face filter, that’s become common practice and overused, every bitch trying to be hotter with a filter….and all it does is make her look like the CARTOON VERSION of herself that she probably is…

The good news BRA TOPS! Who cares about all the other shit, we’re all commodities, so show us them tits. People may not grasp much as society crumbles, but at least they know that showing tits is popular, so they all have to do it to exist….and I like that kind of fall of society where everyone becomes a fucking heathen for profit…it’s entertaining….more entertaining than any of her acting gigs I am sure.

Here’s her bra again….but different…

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2021

28

Jun

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I find it pretty irritating that every fucking conversation that you have to have with basically anyone you fucking know or anyone you run into is about the damn covid or the damn vaccine…

There was a time when we were creative enough to not talk about some bullshit like it matters…

It’s like we’ve forgotten that we used to live in a time when you could die of thousands of thousands of things and we didn’t make every fucking conversation about it….

“So did are you going to cross the street today, you know people get hit by cars running red lights”…..or “did you use a condom on that street hooker I saw you with last night, because you know, AIDS exists and they don’t have a convenient pre-sex rapid test for that shit, and guess what, no one stopped fucking when AIDS hit”…I guess there’s cancer conversations we could have been having too…

What ever happened to bullshit small talk about the goddamn weather….that I used to fucking hate…but not as much as this shit….and it is not because I am some COVID denier…I think COVID is real, I just don’t think anything they are telling us is real….because it doesn’t make logical sense to me….not to mention, collectively accepting it was a lab leak and not being outraged…after being told it wasn’t a lab leak…is enough reason for you to say “let’s just pretend there’s no real pandemic here”…and that these medical workers who are being called heroes are just pushing it hard cuz they like finally feeling important or like heroes…getting perks like ONLY FANS subscribers knowing they can’t get fired cuz COVID needs nurses to walk to empty hallways of all the hospitals..

My suggestion to you, COVID believers and DENIERS, vaccine LOVERS and vaccine HATERS…is to not bother talking about COVID, it’s boring, but instead show us your cunts like these girls….maybe talk about the fact that the government admitted ALIENS exist…after sending your crazy uncle to the home after his sightings…you know…SILENCE those who know the TRUTH by making them out to be crazy, only to 60 years later say….about those UFO sightings, we see them too…The world is nuts…

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Posted in:NURSES

2021

28

Jun

Girl Gets Scared Shitless in the Pool and Other Videos of the Day

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Chick Loses Pants in a Brawl

The Handjob Champion of the World

Truck on the Wooden Bridge

Woman Washes the Car

Girl Confesses to Things She Lied About in High School

Fight Breaks Out – Wig Comes Off

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2021

28

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Where are all the cool people at? Where are all the rebels at?

Is everyone just medicated and comatose from their anti-depressants that they just don’t fucking have anything to offer the world…

It’s like I leave my house and see all these fools in masks following the rules like fucking robots, where’s the excitement, following the rules is so fucking boring..

I see people waiting in line to get in restaurants and stores and it is all so depressing…at a certain point you’d think people would crack, but I think they like it…they feel important being part of this new weird world…

The good news is that it’s not all that bad, girls dress sluttier and sluttier…the zombie drone sheep waiting in line for yoga pants, so that people can see the best version of their ass, but only from 6 feet away, where they are far hotter, thanks to the mask….GOOD FROM FAR by FAR FROM GOOD has never been more relevant…

I know I’m an old timer, but I can say with certainty that people are cool or interesting, they are all idiots just trying to get famous on the internet…which last I checked was built for losers while the cool were busy being cool…

Where’s the good content, good concepts…where’s something inspiring…I’m ready for it…but don’t expect it.

Ya’ll are boring.

Wales’ “Sexiest Fan” Offers a Discount on Her OnlyFans After Team is Bounced From Euro 2020
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Nina Agdal’s Hot Fucking Outfit
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Topless Model Makes Art!
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How Ketchup is Made
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Watching Octagon Girl Arianny Celeste Work On Her Booty is Something
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The People Running Britney’s Account have Somethign to Say
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Serena Williams is an Olympic Drop Out
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Khloe Terae Celebrates the Canadiens Advancing to the Stanley Cup Finals as Only She Can
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Climbing a 190m Building….with no Safety Gear
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Iggy Azalea Strikes a Pose
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Broken Glass Art…
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Bear Scratches Itch on Tree
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Cat in the Sink
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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