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2021

18

May

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

There’s a whole trust science debate going on, since science can be manipulated in ways that support the people paying for the research….then there’s the whole science on how to deal with things like pandemics being sold to us by the same people who paid to get the virus created in a lab….I mean…the science is subjective and now that science has proven itself to be a giant fucking farce….not that that’s anything new…I mean they replaced fat with sugar to create diabetic, they pushed cigarettes and so many other cancer causing products they said were ok for us…just a fucking pile of bullshit…

BUT I trust the science that says that a waist to hip ratio of a certain size triggers a sexual response in the men looking at the waist to hip ratio…making them want to impregnate them…assuming their testosterone isn’t depleted from other science approved things put into their food, water and air…you know the frogs are turning gay so I wonder what that does to people…

ANYWAY….I think a woman with a womanly shape speaks to our animalistic want to breed that they are trying to tell us we don’t have in their “don’t sexualize us even when we’re walking around with visible butt plugs in”….but sexualize us on OnlyFans…..

ANYWAY…here’s a bunch of girls showing off their ratio…or lack of it…and they are hotter than fat belly, square bodied, barrel looking women…it’s science.

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2021

18

May

Rumer Willis Toplessness of the Day

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Here’s some RUMER WILLIS who I used to make fun of along with the rest of the world because she was evidence of all of Demi Moore’s plastic surgery, which always reminded me of a story I heard that may have taken place in China, where a man sued his wife after having an ugly baby with her and realizing that it was because she had 100s of 1000s of dollars worth of surgeries done and what he was actually knocking up was a fucking troll…

So I would never give Rumer credit for being hot, interesting, or anything less than Ashton Kutcher’s stepdaughter he probably watched shower since they’re the same age…and hollywood types are weird….and anything she did was a “she’s a fucking garbage celebrity rich kid”….but I’ve since established a fetish for celebrity rich kids…I find their existence interesting and in the time I’ve done that….Rumer Willis has started working out, has got the face injections, and is presenting herself as a 30 year old or mid 30 year old…I am not going to bother googling….bitch who get topless in artistic high concept shoots that are barely high concept but she’s grabbing her tits and it’s probably an old pic but I’ll post it anyway…

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2021

18

May

Dove Cameron Fishnets of the Day

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Power Puff girl Dove Cameron’s been a thing for a while, she’s a Disney Kid, so you know she’s seen some shit…because they don’t have the best reputation for being good to these child stars, which we can all blame the parents for, but where there’s money and power, there’s a lot of evil people who only care about getting ahead at all costs and little kids end up being the victims in the whole thing…whether they realize it or not because I am sure being a child star at the time of being a child star is pretty fun…money, all the toys you want, trips to amazing places…who cares about their wellbeing there’s money to be made and that’s not even factoring the perverts who are in the business of child entertainment because that’s their fetish…without that whole dark side of the industry…there’s still a ton of fucking damaging, abusive, manipulation that goes on….

ANYWAY….since I found out about Dove, which is not her real name, those are CULT tactics to get people to lose their identity….she was well over 18 and I didn’t know her as some child star, but the pictures I did see were always dark, uncomfortable, even with suicide watch vibes…so it’s safe to say that even as a live action Power Puff Girl….I am creeped out by her…but I guess a live action Power Puff Girl is creepy no matter who is involved..

SHE IS IN FISHNETS though and I guess that’s the point of this post…FISHNETS…and it’s not even FISHNET FRIDAY.

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2021

18

May

Madison Pettis Showing Ass of the Day

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Madison Pettis is on some GIRL TRIP in Turks and Caicos with some brand that also brought out Josephine Skriver, Sara Sampaio and a bunch of other idiots to parade around in bikinis and have a luxurious good time for more money than you make in a year….and the good news is that thong bikinis were worn by Pettis, who is rumored to be a child star that you’ve never heard of, who had a pretty lame career in recent years, doing straight to streaming in the oldschool way, when NETFLIX would buy any piece of shit movie starring Eric Roberts for 100k…you know to give their subscribers shitty movies to watch for their 10 dollars a month….not the streaming of today which is basically the keep you locked in your house, we will feed you predictive programming to the comfort of your own home…like when COVID hit and for some reason there were so many apocalypse, pandemic, virus movies that were coincidentally created before COVID…I wonder how that fucking works…next up will be all UFO and alien movies you know since COVID doesn’t scare people anymore….point being…everything is manufactured, planted and nothing is real….but Pettis broke through all thanks to being case in Rihanna’s billion dollar lingerie brand’s marketing and I think that’s a good thing cuz she’s got a hot body even if her legs look fucking distorted in these pics…she’s still in heels and a bikini like a proper stripper at a Vegan pool party….fun.

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2021

18

May

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are titties too…and they need to be apprecaited, loved, told they are worthy, told they are statistically hotter than big tits cuz most big tits are fucking nasty on nasty bitches, while tiny tits come with tighter bodies…

And there’s no bigger threat to humanity ….Not the manmade viruses, no UFO sightings that the military claim they don’t understand, no food shortages, internment camps, vaccine passports, racism….and all the other things the media shove down our throats to terrify us and disrupt our days instead of letting us chill….than the breast implant…and I’m talking the bolt on, disgusting basketball stapled to the chest that NEVER needed to happen because girls are confused and this TITS get hits, which they do…I mean without tits Em Rata would just be a dog faced monster….and Kate Upton would be some fat chick with no tits….but the truth is there are many hotter women than both those vile cunts without the tits, who don’t need the tits, so let’s celebrate the tits…

They are a gift, much like when I woke up this morning and saw that a girl was for whatever reason shaving her pussy next to the dumpster behind my building…sometimes life gives you lemons, other times, it gives you a girl with a pink bic razor, literally shaving her cunt with her skirt jacked up behind a dumpster….and that’s the magic that is LIVING…right?

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2021

18

May

RIP Motherfucker the Charles Grodin Edition of the Day

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I don’t know if I killed Charles Grodin, or when his death was officially announced, but earlier today when doing the stepNEWS posts I ended up in a vortex of old Carson interviews and I watched this one, where he was asking Johnny if he cared about the guests….basically trolling Johnny in a weird way….

I recognized the actor and decided to do a GOOGLE search on him to see if their feud was staged, yeah, I have a life outside this site you know, where I watch old Carson interviews…and waste away on irrelevant outdated shit…

Anyway, I wanted to see how old he was, if he was alive, etc…and at the time (noon)…he was an 86 year old….

So at 12:30 EST – I was on his WIKIPEDIA – PROOF:

Then 30 minutes ago…I saw that he had died….and this happened after I looked at his Wikipedia page…..CREEPY….

Which confirms that I am either psychic, connected to a higher consciousness, or the internet algorithms control our world, and we all live in a fucking simulation….He was 86, probably got the COVID vaccine, but what the fuck…it’s a bit too weird of a coincidence to me…

So RIP motherfucker…enjoy wherever you go to after this simulation is GAME OVER…

I am legitimately freaked out by this…so I’m posting it…because I may have killed Charles Grodin….

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2021

18

May

Ali Larter in a Bikini of the Day

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Long gone are the days of the Ali Larter who was in the famous WHIPPED CREAM BIKINI scene in some shitty movie I don’t remember…because Ali Larter is old as shit…

However, her legacy runs deeper than just a whipped cream bikini because she got her start as a social experiment where the media created a celebrity…before you could troll on social media cuz as you can tell by this photo she’s old….it was the mid 90s and I’ve written, not that this is officially writing, but they are letters formed into words and words formed into some fragmented stream of consciousness we’ll call sentences….since I don’t VLOG…or PODCAST…this is how I communicate which has been really awesome since no one reads.

Anyway, I’ve “written” and I use that term lightly, about Allegra Coleman, the ESQUIRE MAGAZINE produced celebrity who they faked was in a relationship with David Schwimmer and that basically went viral because even in the 90s people were fools who believed what they are told…

I am all about creating fake celebrities, or people of interest, it’s a troll I appreciate…so by default I like Ali Larter for launching into the world that way….

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2021

18

May

Sara Sampario Highcut Swimsuit of the Day

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I think it’s hilarious that Sara Sampaio is considered this hot, top paid, Portuguese Fisherman’s daughter bikini model, because she really isn’t that hot…from her average looking nerd face to her fluctuating weight body…you gotta ask who’s dick did she suck to get cast in the Victoria’s Secret empire’s Human Trafficking / Model ring….maybe as a fisherman’s daughter she understood swimwear better than the average..I don’t know…

I guess her looks don’t really matter as the Victoria’s Secret stamp of approval allows these girls to make millions regardless of their looks, people just believe the hype and want in on the hype, including rich guys they usually end up getting knocked up by….

So here she is somewhere luxurious posing in her swimsuit and the highlight of it for me is the bikini line…you know nothing like a thin pussy covering to make the rest of her boxy looking body irrelevant, but that’s just because I am into pussy and staring at the pussy area thanks to not being gay…despite being confused for gay because what straight guy would do a site cutting into hot, overrated, overpaid women who think they are more than just a set of tits and ass…when they are in fact just a set of tits and ass…that’s why we’re looking bro.

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2021

18

May

Gabby Epstein Does a Titty Dance of the Day

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GABBY EPSTEIN is some hot bodied Australian living in LA, who I guess was trying to do the whole hot bodied bikini model influencer bullshit…and she managed to use that hot body to get her millions of followers….makes sense to me…

I guess she wasn’t making all the money she wanted to make as an influencer, it’s competitive out there and girl’s have bills to pay, crypto to invest in, and are running a timeline….so despite being hot bodied, living in LA, probably friends with other influencer chicks, probably friends with the marketing people at brands or agencies, she just wasn’t getting as much as she could out of life…or she’s just an exhibitionist pervert who figured being half naked on the internet is as good as being a cocktease on a pay site…and getting that money from the pervert fans who make up most of your following is far easier that making enough money off the advertisers who see you as just another chick with a ton of dude followers on the internet…

So she got herself a set of bolt ons and like most women I’ve met who got implants, decided it’s time to start showing the tits for money or for attention, to get some return on that titty investment…and despite the bolt ons, as I hate bolt ons in my core…but I’m not a trashy Australian living that American dream….I think she’s still fucking hot…

Now I don’t know if she was Epstein’s childbride he lent out to Bill Gates, but I do think she’s making the best of an unfortunate last name, thanks to SHOWING us them TITTIES….so if you’re the kind of guy who pays for nudes, go check out GABBY….I am not the kind of guy who pays for nudes…but I do pay for blowjobs,…which I don’t think is her hustle in this “CASH THE FUCK IN ON THE PERVERTS”….these girls are making STUPID money with these subscription sites and it’s one of those “Everyone has a Price”…situations where the brand safe are now the softcore pornstar…you do what you gotta do….

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2021

18

May

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants are pretty fucking ridiculous…at least the level of viral that tight pants have managed to achieve…and I know tight pants aren’t all that new…they were worn in the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, 00s, 10s, and today….I get that…but there was a time when laidback leisure wear was loose fitting, sloppy looking, and designed for periods…but now…it’s about showing the world your clit through your pants…

I tend to not leave the hose but when I do, I’ve seen more and more internet outfits, because I see the tight pants incessantly on the internet, which I useually just reduce to girls trying to get attention, to get followers, so that they can live their best Kardashian influencer bullshit virtual existence…you don’t look like that in real life you photoshopped bitch…your followers are real you fake follower buying bitch…but let’s ignore real life for this second life that is now the first life cuz no one cares to jerk off to you in real life….I think it’s called CATFISHING…

Anyway, I left the house, I saw the tight pants, it was pretty outrageous and I don’t really know how dudes aren’t jerking off to everything they see in public, but maybe they just go home to deplete themselves of all their testosterone, because these tight pants are outrageus…and these girls with their whole DON’T SEXUALIZE me…then why are you basically in a thin second skin for me to see your gateway to your soul…if you don’t want me to sexualize you…not to mention your LINKTREE in your BIO tells me another story…but I guess the hope is that everyone turns gay or is gay….they are working on the programming…but some of us old timers aren’t gay yet…so in that…we biologically CANNOT not SEXUALIZE you….losers…hot tight pant wearing losers…except when you’re fat…in which case you should learn that not all trends apply to fatties…even if they pretend they do on the internet…that crossover not’s a good one….

So here are some tight pants.

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