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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2021

May

Maddie Ziegler Tight Shorts of the Day

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Maddie Ziegler is now 18 years old so the industry she’s controlled by are sexualizing her…and I know what you’re thinking, these are just typical athletic gear pics, that’s not sexualizing herself, every girl and her mom, even those who shouldn’t wear shit like this to showcase their pussy wedgies and a lot of them aren’t even industry people chasing clout or rebranding…it’s just what they wear…

BUT I KNOW…that when she turned 18, she started getting more and more half naked, more and more about her body, which as a dancer, that makes total sense…if you’re young and fit, show off your body…but the thing is she was used by SIA in what some could argue was kind of a creepy way, because she was cast or sourced from the disturbing as fuck child dancing reality tv show…and then used in leotard in a series of music videos…and when kids are involved in the entertainment industry…I trust no one affilated with them…form parents, producers, to the singers using them in videos…

That said, she is a dancer, she’s over 18, and sexualizing herself in the most basic instagram way is fine with me, not that my approval is sought after from anyone anywhere…they just do this slutty selfie shit on their own…and we’re just here to say…”didn’t Bella Thorne do the same thing”….they all did…it’s a strategy….and when you see it, there’s not too much to analyze or try to understand..nothing is unique, revolutionary or even inspiring…just new tits pushed out of tiny tops….

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2021

May

Nina Dobrev Topless of the Day

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Nina Dobrev wears a mask at what I’ll assume is at a place that she’s getting her asshole waxed, you know those Romanians and their hairy gypsy assholes….or maybe she’s getting her pre-cancerous cells lasered off her cervix like the lady who used to make me my sandwiches…who announced her HPV pussy for being the reason she wasn’t there one day after I finished eating my sandwich…back when I could leave the house and get a sandwich…

I know she’s not here getting fucked by Carrot Top’s biggest gag….that he’s Shaun White the snowboard aficionado and billionaire she has sex with…I don’t know if snowboard aficionado is the right thing to describe your ginger haired Olympic hero, but I’ll run with it since no one is reading this….

I assume that she will probably get impregnated by him, but for now, she’s a budding entrepreneur with a wine company she does with Julianne Hough….since drinking is a solid medicine to heal your broken soul….a little cause and solution to all your problems…

I also assume she doesn’t get too much botox, because she looks like a Romanian or Bulgarian exported to Canada, who landed a TV deal, and is now living the American dream….you know rockin’ some mileage which is nicer than rockin’ a muppet face…even when she’s getting her asshole bleached or whatever she’s doing in these pics…let’s just hope she’s not masking outdoors because that will make me hate her and the propaganda she’s pushing on us.

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2021

May

Shanina Shaik’s Selfies of the Day

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Shanina Shaik is Australian, of Jamaican and Lituanian and Pakistani decent…which is really important to point out, because everyone is obsessed with their ethnicity or the ethnicity of other people, because how else would you know how to treat them…or how to compartmentalize them…since obviously just basing it on the person’s merits as a person is not enough….

I don’t know what world really needs to know exactly what the hot chick in the slutty bikini selfies she wants you to jerk off to, where she says her secrets are Lymphatic massages and pilates, in the event you want to get a body like this of your own, but I don’t know what world needs the DNA charts of a bitch…either she’s hot or not and at 30…Shaik’s still hot…whether she speaks URDU, PATOIS, RUSSIAN, OR CROCODILE DUNDEE or not…who cares…we don’t….

Good selfies.

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2021

May

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Here are some girls who are very into weed because they know that there’s a big industry build around weed and that it is just a matter of time before it’s legal, so get in on it before all the mainstream influencers scared of promoting weed because it could damage corporate brand deals, not that that’s even a thing anymore…everyone smokes weed and if they don’t they should….it’s a fucking plant that requires no processing…just dry it out and smoke it…and reap the fucking rewards of a mild buzz for a few minutes…you fucking babies…and they say it brings down inflammation, helps you sleep, lowers pain….these sound like all good things….but since the GOVERNMENT cares about you, they decided to ban it whenever they banned it, and arrested people over the years because of it….but now all of a sudden, they are using it as a carrot to make you trust them….I mean…how could an administration that wants you vaccinated so badly be using the legalization of weed as a bait and switch…like “they’re so cool, they won’t fuck with us”….which is precisely where they want you to be…in order to fuck with you….but that’s another conversation…for now the focus is on the middle of the road content creators trying to get some clicks because weed heads like tits and ass too…

Some are gross, some are hot, you take what you can get….at least I do.

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2021

May

Leann Rimes Fitness Erotica of the Day

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LeAnn Rimes is in Cabo to celebrate 10 years of love according to her twitter….where she wrote that…which brings up my next point…remember when LeAnn Rimes stole her husband from another woman, who I guess got to run with that storyline hard and make all kinds of money of her own with it, but at the time, it wasn’t a very Christian thing to do….because she was marketed as a good country girl that was exploited by her parents who spotted her talent at a young age and marketed to the God Fearing americans into Country Music, who still buy CDs because those computer things are hard to figure out, and who still support her to this very day because Jesus died for our sins and we can’t turn our back on our own…

It wasn’t that shocking when discovering she was a pervert sex addict, the exploited and the religious usually are…when they go bad, they go real bad…maybe because sex is taboo to them…something to not talk about but when you give into it…you REALLY give into it…liberating deal with the devil or something….because sex is great….

But Rimes was so into it, she got a set of bolt on tits…that she’s still using to this very day….good investment..

Her face is rugged, she’s old, but she’s keeping the body fit…through skip….and showing off the tits…I mean she did buy them for a reason..

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2021

May

Florence Pugh Bikini Dive of the Day

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Florence Pugh is in her bikini taking a dive from about 8 miles away and I don’t think it’s in reference to the Eminem biopic, and more to do with her being a weirdly shaped midget body that has an insane amount of celebrity thanks to a few mediocre acting roles, and I guess thanks to her handler Zach Braff who you know has been pegged from Hollywood numerous times over as the Sitcom star he was….so you need an old timer, to help cultivate the new, especially when she’s imported from the UK…

Anyway she’s diving in a good from far, far from good situation…which I’d like to thank her for…because the close ups are a little too real…and when cross referenced with her budding young career…it makes a person like me, who thinks leading ladies should be ladies we want to fuck…it part of the fun…..

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2021

May

Sydney Sweeney Lace Bra of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney isn’t necessarily the hottest girl out there, but she’s debatably the hottest girl created by the entertainment industry, where they took a top down approach to getting her famous, meaning they found her and invested in her, all while keeping her tits a secret….landing her small roles in big productions to legitimize her….and then getting her on Euphoria where they unveiled her big titties…in a “Why were they hiding those for so long”….at least to people like me who are aware of some of the young hollywood sluts being groomed to be stars….but for the rest of people…the tits are what put her on the map…

Either way, I like that she wasn’t just big tits on Youtube or Instagram that an agent jerked off to enough to decided to DM her with a representation contract….I prefer when the media or entertainment industry manipulate us by choosing the next big tits to jerk off to…rather than our sourcing them online and them getting in on it after the fact….it just feels like the tits are more premium and less digital marketing shameless tits and that makes them better…even if Hollywood fucking sucks….I don’t discriminate against tits, I mean I do…but I don’t…if you know what I mean…and I don’t.

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2021

May

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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Wetspot Wednesday is what I like to say is the reason I don’t update the site that early on Wednesdays because I find wet spots so repulsive, but the truth is that I am just a lazy fuck and I use it as an excuse, since everyone alive seems to be a pussy fuck who just makes excuses for all aspects of their lives that suck….

I don’t get grossed out by any sexualized content, I’ve seen the weirdest most vile shit after decades of being on the internet…it’s destroyed my soul…but at least I find it entertaining..

I don’t get grossed out by creamy panties, even if they are full of yeast infection, vaginitis and other vile things that a vagina can do…and I am able to believe that the women posting wet spots are doing it to get dudes excited by how horny they are…or they are faking it to pretend they are excited…part of their marketing bait for losers to masturbate….because they are easy to manipulate…

So…here’s those wet spots..

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2021

May

and Other Videos of the Day

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I used to post liveleak videos here out of convenience and not for money, even though I should have been getting paid….but as it turns out…Liveleak has rebranded because they are clearly chasing mainstream ad dollars and I don’t fuck with that sell out shit…when I was linking LL as support for them posting uncensored shit…but over the last year…there was no more nudity, no more insanity…those cunts got soft…

So that doesn’t mean stepNEWS is over because some site turned into a giant pussy, it just means I have to put effort into finding trending insane videos of people being crazy…and that’s way too much effort for me…

If you want to do it for me…that’d be great…since no one reads this site..and won’t want to run this post for me….we’ll see what happens…but I won’t be embedding the new faggot version of LL….because I hate when people fold to the pressure of advertisers since I’m someone who chose uncensored instead of advertising, even though millions of GOOGLE AD DOLLARS would have been nice in hindsight…..

Sex Offense Fail…

Fatty Fuck

Truck Loading Fail

President of Ireland tries to give a speech but his dog has other plans

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2021

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am not woke in any way….and I don’t think being “woke” in they way the “woke” have appropriated that term like it was a white girl wearing an Asian dress to prom….it’s like all the other “left” campaigns to divide the country….from BLM because of course we all think Black Lives Matter, that’s ridiculous to oppose, but the organization that is pushing Black Lives Matter don’t seem to really care about Black Lives…but thanks to the simple minds of simple people…they take it at face value…or how ANTIFA is anti-fascist when what they do by definition is fascist….and if you don’t agree with them…they’ll KILL you….fascist…but that’s a whole other conversation in marketing to minds of retards…

I have however, for as long as I remember, called CINCO DE MAYO a racist fucking holiday, thanks to white fat people going to their local Tex Mex restaurant for fajitas, wearing Sombreros, drinking frozen Margaritas, like a bunch of assholes, who end up passed out puking while shitting those fajitas out….

Now I don’t care if white people do this, but I’ve said “It’s a little like Blackface, but no one notices because America thinks so low of Mexicans….that they can mock them in plane sight then have them come clean up said puke and shit off the front steps of their houses, cuz they’re the domestic labor…

I am not against people having fun either, but you gotta ask why is one holiday okay for White people to Sombrero out like their in a Mariachi band, but then you can’t wish someone a Merry Christmas but instead a Happy Holiday to be respectful…

What it comes down to is that it’s all nonsense….and so are these links…so click em…

DeAndre Hopkins is Being Linked to IG Model BreAnna Young
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Maddie Ziegler in her Panties…
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Romee Strijid’s Breast Pump Glamour Shoot
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Lady Posing For Pictures At The Beach Gets Swept By Huge Wave!
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Canadian Pole Vaulter Robin Bone Hit the Beach With Olympic Snowboarder Meghan Tierney
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Training How To Fly In A Jet Suit!
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Kim Kardashian Denies Buying a Stolen Artifact – It was just Randomly Addressed to her. LOCK HER UP..
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Cool Experiments With Ferrofluid, Magnets And Superconductors!
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Getting Buried Alive In A Fairy Pot, Ireland 1966!
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Rebel Wilson has Fertility Issues Because She’s 75 Years Old and on Testosterone for her GAINS…Anorexic and Probably Vaccinated.
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Get Your Cam Girls In for the Day
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