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2021

28

Apr

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

It’s hard to not appreciate a girl who pulls her pants up into her vagina before leaving the house because it’s a trend…like cleavage or going braless before it…the pulling of tight pants into cunt intentionally to show people how fat and hungry your cunt can be…you know the let us know if they are the Ashley Graham, Roseanne Bar, Fat Chick on This is Us kind of pussy or not…and knowing is half the battle, or knowing what a pussy you’ll never fuck because it’s in line at the grocery store in front of you and is likely married and creeped out by you….is the important level of narcissism and exhibitionism we need….you know so self involved they don’t even care that some fucking slimy fuck like me can basically see her clit…because they just want everyone to see their clit…it’s fascinating and amazing….because I remember a time when you’d have to negotiate with girls to pull their bikinis, panties, pants into their vaginas, and it usually didn’t go over well when doing it on public transit, outside colleges, in bars and restuarants….even strippers would get mad…but here it is just being handed to us with no effort….what a world…seriously…how can you be mad when we live in a world where girls pull pants into their cunts for strangers they wouldn’t give the time of day to…but rather be grossed out by… to see their cunts…brilliant.

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2021

28

Apr

Julianne Hough Wet Bikini of the Day

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Avid Drinker and “Mormon who was” before trading in the Mormon “cult” for the Hollywood Cult, if you consider having anal sex with Ryan Seacrest, we’re not sure who the TOP was, but we know it happened, Julianne Hough, is in her bikini…

I figure Hollywood likes the religious people who turn their backs on their family and faith, you know the runaways, because they are easier to mold….but I don’t know anything about Hough and her potentially incestuous backstory that involves them moving to the UK for 5 years to train as a dancer before moving back to America to become Dancing with the Stars stars….not to mention religious people who have turned their back on their faith are easy to manipulate, you know cuz they’ve grown up blindly putting faith into their church, only to say it was all a lie, leaving them empty shells…which in Hough’s case worked out alright cuz her shell has a hot dancer body…

Her dad, who I googled, cuz Father’s Day…is some GOP republican with 10 kids and 20 grandkids, you know still committed to the Mormon dreams….and he must be proud that his daughter is so successful at being jerked off to…and potentially on…by the likes of Ryan Seacrest, I mean he’s one of the biggest hosts out there, what Mormon wouldn’t want their daughter having unprotected out of wedlock sex with him….right?

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2021

28

Apr

Madelaine Petsch Crop Top of the Day

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Riverdale may be a piece of shit show according to me, which isn’t saying much because I hate everything, and it’s not because I think I can do better, because if I thought I could do better, I doubt I’d be writing a shitty blog no one reads that has no advertisers for most of my days….I’d aim higher…instead of just doing this….but just because I can’t put together a show as popular despite being terrible, doesn’t mean I have to think the show is good..

I hate it for the confusing storyline, shitty writing, lack of effort and the casting…but the one thing, the ONLY thing that it’s done for me, other thank give me know hope in the ability to have critical thought as a millennial who HAS got to be watching the shit while scrolling IG, or producing nudes for their ONLYfans…you know there for the visuals that they barely follow along to the story of….content consumption of an A.D.D. generation of half wit idiots…

But yeah, the one good thing the show has done is introduce us to this hot bodied South African who despite being white South African, at least culturally, which is rumored to be the most racist country with ties to slavery…she hasn’t been cancelled…so we can stare at her hot fit body…and her DAD doesn’t look so bad, he’s some surfer hippie who ended up in the Pacific North West after being a banking exec, only to launch a system to convert pools to less chemicals and to be more sustainable back in the 90s…

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2021

28

Apr

Workout Wednesdays of the Day

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You may not know this but it’s true, working out and eating well will help you survive COVID…being a fat fuck with a shitty diet will work against you when it comes to COVID..not that everything is about COVID…or that COVID is even the biggest RISK out there for the people…there are other things like Diabetes, Heart Disease, High Blood Pressure, Cancer, uncomfortable pants, uncomfortable chairs, challenges standing up or walking up stairs…that all come from being a fat, lazy, unhealthy, shitty food eating fuck…

So use these girls, who are into fitness, to motivate you, to get into fitness, or at least to start conditioning yourself to no give sloppy lazy bitches the attention they want, because Body Positivity is a fucking lie that fat girls tell you…now that fat girls are confident cuz fat girls can be on TV, in Movies, Models, fucked by randoms like the hot girl at the bar and not the “last call” closing time table scrabs….ALWAYS choose fitness….and the funny thing with fit girls is that some are still thick, some are still busty….they just have more stamina to fuck you better…and inspire you to get off your ass to fuck them better…

Health is wealth or some shit…as I sit here in my XXXL soiled sweatpants that don’t fit….I’m a commentator not an example to live by…dummies…

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2021

28

Apr

Rainey Qualley Dark Nipples of the Day

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Rainey Qualley is the 30 or near 30 year old daughter of Andie Macdowell and some tax evading developer who lives in Panama…I used to read People magazine and the tabloids in the 80s and 90s due to a crackhead lady I lived with being obsessed and I always hated the age being mentioned, but now, I do it in most posts because it’s important to know how old and expired the vagina of the girl you are looking at is…

I am a big fan of celebrity kids, they make me laugh because of all the access, none of the talent that their parents have, and anything they do will be seen as nepotism, not that that’s a bad thing or that they care, but they’ll NEVER fully believe their accomplishments are their own, not that it matters, but maybe in the depth of their soul it will always have the doubt….

That’s a lot of pressure….you know living life as some entitled idiot with fame you can’t escape and never asked for…that is as much pressure as when a girl asks you to give her a facial out of the blue, with no prep time that you’d typically need to not jerk off, drink your watermelon juice, take your zinc, and really fill up your reservers, you know just dropping that on you out of the blue…with no preparation….when it should be something planned for…can be a humiliating experience and you’re not even the one taking load to your face…

I don’t know if that’s the same kind of pressure, but works for me….

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2021

28

Apr

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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I am not against wet spots, that’d be queer…I am just not accustomed to wet spots unless they are from some type of vaginal infection because I am more the kind of guy who dries a bitch out….so when I see a wet spot out of context I think of all the times my wife pissed herself or shat herself from her vagina…and the smells come flooding in…you know memory remebers smells vividly and I hop that when I am all demential bed ridden in a home that those smells aren’t my last memories…but I have a feeling they might be.

I should be more positive about girls thinking wet spots are hot, because clearly they aren’t saying “I’m shitting bacteria and candida out of my cunt”…they are saying “I am excited”…and an excited girl, in this porn and hook up era, is a good thing, probably a common thing, but for someone who has rarely excited girls..a new thing…so get your WET SPOTS…all FRESHLY Wet…

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2021

28

Apr

Girl Loses Pants Taking the Short Cut and Other Videos of the Day

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Angry Dad

Zip Line Bros

UK Influencer Has a Fainting Disorder

Girls at the Gym Being Idiots

Brawl at the Miami Airport

Roundabout in Kentucky

Truck VS Gas Station

Police Getaway

Catalytic Converter Thiefs

NYC Dude Hits a Cop Over the Head and Doesn’t Get Shot…That’s the Crime

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2021

28

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s easier to blame racism, trauma, bad parents, bullies, basically everything they can for their own failures, it is the system that is responsible for their own failures, it’s not being born rich or connected that is responsible for their own failures, when they’ve never even tried to break free or accomplish anything…IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT….

I used to have a boss who who would show up to work on a Monday with a book that he wrote and self published over the weekend…or a movie script…he would say “why would I watch a movie, when I can write one” and I always appreciated that attitude, despite not taking any inspiration from it, because I prferred getting drunk and passing in a ditch after terrorizing strangers for 4 hours in a night club or bar setting….as time went on and I became more reclusive…I’d spend my free time staring at the wall…until recently enough when I got access to other people’s streaming accounts and I just lockdown in front of the TV for 15 hours a day…and I still think “I could probably write a movie in 25 hours I spent watching this nonsense”….or a book…or anything….

So instead of being a victim, accept that you’re the loser, your life is the way it is cuz you’re the loser, and that’s all there is to remember…LOSER..

It’s not racism, trauma, getting your tit grabbed at a nightclub that has paralyzed you…you paralyzed yourself motherfucker…stop whining..

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Natalie Dormer Had a Baby
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2021

27

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Obviously one of the big problems in the world, or at least in North America is that everyone’s a cry baby whiner victim piece of shit…lazy fuck who takes no accountability…bro who pretends to not be a bro for fear of being cancelled or fired or ousted from a group of friends…because people are petty and shallow and people are no longer friends…and everyone is chasing this lie…but in their core they know what they actually believe…they are just lemmings..worse than lemmings…flies on shit is probably a better metaphor…deep…deep in shit….but yeah they are flies on shit, who would rather not think, or have an opinion, but instead recite what they hear….follow the doctrine because it’s easier than making decisions….follow…until you don’t….or you move onto the next thing…after a system overload when you realize you don’t actually agree with the shit you spew….NOT YOU per se…people…victims and whiners…and slackers who push bullshit instead of accepting that they suck at life because they suck…

You see, I suck at life, no one to blame by me….and I continue to suck at life…until I don’t anymore…it’s no ones fault…it’s not racism, or poverty, or politics…it’s personal fucking choice..but people don’t seem to get that…and we’re stuck listening to them whine so loud that it penetrates our lives in various ways from corporations to media stories or suggest memes on social media all without our consent..>THAT’S RAPE…..

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Looking Into How NFL Contracts Really Work
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2021

27

Apr

Kaia Gerber Ass of the Day

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In the event you didn’t know…Kaia Gerber is Cindy Crawford’s skinny ass daughter who is trending because they want her to be in the shady model industry because people in the industry seem to not thing it’s a terrible thing…they are too immersed in it to realize how fucking twisted it is…..in her case, it’s just exciting for the narcissists parents to feel a level of narcissist pride cuz the kid that crawled out of their womb is getting praise and being called “their clone”…which is like a second life at being young and hot…vicariously through your child….but for whatever reason, probably money, since they have lots of it…why try to teach your entitled brat about worldly things, send them to the third world to build some character but since none of these people have character, they are just empty vapid idiots who think they are important…but at least she’s showing off her ridiculously little model ass…cuz it makes the nonsense around these people more tolerable…but remember…it’s been tainted by that Monkey looking clown Pete Davidson…and probably worse…which shouldn’t change anything since you can’t smell through the computer yet…and I’d argue that you’d never get close enough to Kaia Gerber’s bubble to ever get her HPV…so this is some stare at some rich model thanks to her mom being a model ass…and her dad being George Clooney’s circle jerk Tequila Party boyfriend….you know celebrity shit…

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