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2021

10

May

January Jones Bathes of the Day

January Jones is pretty irrelevant as far as I’m concerned…but I know she’s been a model and actress for two to three decades you know since her 20s and execs and the fans are excited by her tits…

I never found her to be anything special, but tits are good, even when they are old and barely being shown off to their full potential…acting like they are too good to be flashed to the world because she’s not the desperate even if she is basically that desperate….cuz who the fuck cares about January Jones…

I do not quite know what this ritual of putting what could be skin, likely baby skin or placenta on her face to try to stop the aging process now that she’s old as shit and has used her looks to get where she got….unless that’s made of SEMEN…I can’t tell…but if it is Semen I guess she learned her lesson after having that baby out of wedlock who she never identified the father of…but that people have assumed was a “TRAP” baby that exes do to lock motherfuckers in….or a “financial” baby that women make with rich people to lock in child support….and ultimately…who cares…

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2021

10

May

Kendall Jenner Ass in Leather Pants of the Day

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I am a firm believer that the Kardashians were sent from hell, or made a deal with a devil, maybe when Nicole Brown was sacrificed, that propelled them into the spotlight that for whatever reason, people bought into on the craziest fucking level, which makes no sense to me, but that is the state of the world we live in…

They are masterful digital marketers or marketers in general with what must be the best team in place to help make all their dreams come true…from sex tapes to TV shows to being the influencers that every other influencer wants to be…the avon lady that know they push crazy conversions on products so they can charge brands a fortune for collabs…pushing consumerism, making people buy shit they don’t need, all thanks to being under their spell…it’s weird…because a rational brain would say “why would I want to listen to these trash cans, clearly they are bullshit”….but no…people think they are gods….all through witchcraft or manipulation or just because people are dumb fucks who need to do what they are told…

I can’t tell you why they exist, I can tell you that their impact has been awful, but at least they are rich and relevant because of it, I mean that’s what it’s all about…right?

Anyway, Kendall, who may become the FIRST DAUGHTER of California if her dad makes it to Governor status, is the hottest of the bunch, so if we’re going to be immersed in Kardashian shit for the rest of our lives, like it seems we will be, we might as well give shine to the one that looks the best half naked….so here it is…

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2021

10

May

Julianne Hough Bad Mormon in a Bikini of the Day

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I often wonder if Julianne Hough was diddled by her brother, my theory is that if they are twins, they for sure fucked, but twins fucking isn’t considered incest, despite being incest, it’s just masturabtion…like masturbating in front of the mirror to your trans self…you know a whole level of narcissism…but yeah, I assume she’s damaged from the church since she’s gone onto be a porn star…I mean not an official porn star but you know someone treated like a pornstar by at least one powerful person in Hollywood…it’s always the people from CULTS or fundamentalist kind of religions like Mormonism…is fundamentalist the right word..I don’t know…I’m not a dictionary and English is my second language and I never graduated High School…but you know what I am saying…people who buy into the church at a young age…which is not to say that buying into GOD or JESUS or whatever the Mormon’s pray to, which I think may be Willard Marriott…or the Walmart corporation that hires all those Brigham Young grads because being a missionary for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints is good training to be good at business, you missionaries spreading the world paves the way to door to door sales of vacuums or whatever else…and most importantly modest is the hottest…

UNLESS YOU ARE A DEFECTOR like Hough…who sold her soul to entertainment which must be freeing since entertainment industry people are fucking heathens..bikini wearing heathens…

No, I’m not a Mormon, yes, when I used social media Mormom Memes were my favorite memes….

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2021

10

May

TikTok Video of the Day

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The Chinese spyware app has really managed to figure out how to rook American eyeballs into their social tracking way of life….all through AI that tracks your eyes, reads your face and emotions and decides what to show you next to keep you there as they read your texts, scan your photos, build a file on you for when they take over. The long game….

Then they’ve got the whole let content creators get scene, so many of these TikTok people would have never broke through on Youtube or Instagram because Zuckerberg only wants you to see the Kardashians or girls who look like Kardashians..with their faces all muppet..doing poses….while Youtube only wants you to see their biggest earners so they can make more ad money…so TikTok was like “come over here and be shown to millions of people, get those views up, it’s the dopamine release that keeps people producing…all hoping they’ll get famous like the Stevie Nicks Skateboarder homeless guy..

Anyway, this TikTok came across my “desk”…which is more a pair of soiled sweatpants that will definitely end in testicular cancer…and I thought…CHINA has us all figured out don’t they…smart people…just show slutty girls being slutty cuz all girls are slutty and keep us all happy….dumb and giving permission to be watched through our phones like a bunch of psychopaths..

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2021

10

May

Milf Monday of the Day

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Milf Monday…if your tinder friends with benefits is a mom…you know, if you’ve been shoving your dick inside a gaping mom pussy because women who don’t have kids date guys they see a future with…or guys that they want to fuck…while you’re just on the fringe of that….

Well, you may have had enough MILFs because the MILF you FUCK, is less one you want to fuck, but rather one you have to fuck cuz no one else will fuck you…..we call that a MIHF….not quite the same ring…sounds a bit like the sound that comes out of the mom pussy if you get her in the wrong position and fill her old, scarred uterus up with air…..MIHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

But you probably didn’t get to fuck that friend with benefits this weekend, because it was Mother’s Day and not the weekend without the kids…even if it was supposed to be…you know visitation rights in custody settlements….

So you may not be all MILFed out but instead JONESING for MILF…so here are some of those CUMMED INSIDE AND KEPT IT IN THERE UNTIL FRUITION ladies doing slutty mom things cuz moms can be sluts even if no one wants to fuck them as the first option…men are perverts and will fuck anything…not to mention there are some MILFs who are hot…the baby shit secondary…but just don’t tell them because we need them feeling insecure and undateable because of the MOM thing…we’ve lost the fat girl with no standards thanks to media praising fatties…let’s not lose the insecure moms…their baby daddies have spent years destroying them and making them feel like shit. Let’s not mess that up….

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2021

10

May

Kristen Bell Nude Yoga of the Day

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I just saw a group of teenage girls walk by in oversized sweatpants rocking middle aged mom bodies and I thought that’s unfortunate….but not as unfortunate as middle aged moms who work out body….I get that the whole menopause thing is great for testosterone and getting those GAINS…the musculature on a 45 year old woman who jogs, works out, and tries to stay fit and hot is usually counter productive…and makes them look like haggard loose skinned men…

So here’s some Kristen Bell feeling good about her working out in her old lady compression socks for you foot fetishists who like compression socks…and not a whole lot else…but luckily for you…Kristen Bell is a cockteasing asshole who shouldn’t have bothered posting the nude, to be “I get nude”…since the giant square used to edit the nude, makes it not nude at all…sure, we can see thick cross fit thighs and some upper back muscles I don’t look for when jerking off to nudes…if anything it’s the kind of back you’d want out of doggy cuz that shit would feel queer…even if there’s a dry mom pussy on your dick, that back just throws it off balance…a dry mom pussy she’s not letting you see in this clickbait that shouldn’t be clickbait but rather just something to anger you….clickbait right Sarah Marshall you piece of shit….yes, I’m still mad at Kristen Bell for Sarah Marshall movie…

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2021

10

May

Suki Waterhouse Topless of the Day

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The most interesting thing about Suki Waterhouse is that she was fucking Brad Cooper before he ditched her for the much hotter Irina Shayk who he realized was the genetic level you’d want to have a baby with…you know those Russian women may not have souls but they are brilliant and they are hot…you know spies, engineers and epic sex workers…internationally renowned sex workers…that people having been buying out of a catalog forever…I guess the uglies got killed off in COMMUNISM…and people try to say COMMUNISM is bad…well clearly it doesn’t necessarily work as an economic system due to corruption and the rich getting richer in their palaces while the poor fight for toilet paper in line at Russian Walmart…but it WORKS in quality of pussy.

Anyway….SUKI or SUCKI if you’re 5 years old…which I am…is the not hot enough to breed with, not good enough for Brad Cooper to keep around, trying to get famous, still after all these years of being around…and she’s apparently a working actress…they just overlook her at all the Award shows for her work…but one day she’ll show them…in the meantime….she’ll show you her toplessness not quite topless enough.

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2021

10

May

Vanessa Hudgens Crop Top of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is probably the kind of skipper or first mate you’d want to let captain your boat, since you don’t actually own a boat, and ever since you were a little kid in the bath, you’ve just referred to your penis as a boat and still do…

You know let her put her port and starbird buoys in your face while her bilge pump sucks up your toxic oil leak….

You know the kind of girl you’d like dressed up in her sailing hat and sailing sheer top with her nipples out on bigger tits than she’s ever had…how’s that happen? Science…please answer…

She’s done good the past year, I guess it’s always challenging to do good when you belong to the Disney Corporation who own everything from VICE to UFC…controlling the narrative of America…one hard nipple at a time…

I don’t mind the corporate shills, or the media puppets used by the evil entertainment industry, even if regular girls are hotter, they aren’t marketed hotter, and the truth is that when Hudgens embraced social media during the pandemic, realizing it was the next money making opportunity for her and her team, and by realizing I mean her team told her what to do, but because she’s trained at this shit, she just does it better than the do it yourselfers out there…not that it matters when her nipples are out on a boat like a beacon in the distance bringing us to shore in the storm…

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2021

10

May

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I guess it was Mother’s Day this weekend, which means everyone was out celebrating women who took loads to completion….and didn’t abort the mission at any given time in the 9 month period….but also didn’t give into the urges of infantcide you know that at least 80 percent of those mom’s felt in the early days of their motherhood….and probably similar feelings throughout the lives of their spawn after giving up their life, body, freedom for the motherfuckers who are typically thankless assholes that bring little to no joy but expect fucking everything…breeding sucks…

So yeah…it was Mother’s Day this weekend, but we celebrate mothers, or girls who lactate every fucking Monday with MILKY TITS monday because those women who have their engorged milky tits need to express and release the build up like a set of blue balls…and for whatever reason they do it on the internet for fans and followers or just for fun…..

These girls are clearly sexualizing their lactation, but remember these are likely he same women who tell you to not sexualize their lactation, at least not in public when they pull their tits out at restaurants, coffee shops, park…they frown upon you pulling your dick out to their milky tits, unless they post pics of the milky tits for that purpose…which makes it all so confusing….

But I will say, new moms who VLOG and pull their tits out to feed mid blog for the ratings, make their VLOGS more interesting…so I guess despite hating breeding, I’m ok with milky tits being used sexually…and for dairy in a post apocalyptic time, assuming women are able to hormonally get to this place again…