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Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2021

Apr

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I call Tanlines “Nature’s Highlighter”….you know because I am so studious and when I was in High School I’d sniff Highlighters in attempts to get high while ignoring the idiot teacher spewing bullshit at me….because I was like “I don’t take you seriously teacher, look how lame your life is”…could you imagine devoting your life to working in a High School for a bunch of pieces of shit who are rude, ungrateful and disgusting….I can’t…

But I call Tanlines Nature’s Highlighter because a nice tan looks healthy, but a nice tan in a bikini or panties, leaves the good parts a lighter shade, making it pop so I know I’m seeing something that previously housed clothing…it’s like the MURDER SCENE CHALKLINE…but a little less creepy to jerk off to….right…

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2021

Apr

This is How J.Lo Does It and Other Videos of the Day

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Angry Over a Ticket

One Woman – One Chair

Cement Truck Loses Breaks…

Gatlinburg Bears Pay a VIsit…

Out of Control Cars

The Danish Medical Agent Fainting

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2021

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am not against the vaccine, or the vaccinated but they are against the people not into the vaccine….

So naturally I’ve taken to laughing at the vaccinated people and it never ends well….even when it’s someone you know who has questioned you for the street drugs you’ve ingested, or the people who have advised you over your life not to join human medical trials for money even when the money was good….because when you say “HAHAHAH YOU ARE NOW THE EXPERIMENT”….they get so mad….they throw things like “IT IS FDA APPROVED”…..to which I say “Yeah, for emergency use, they haven’t studied it long enough to trust…oh and you can’t sue them if you get fucked up because of it”…..but then I realize, they are probably right, they have probably had this vaccine for 10 years, they just haven’t told us about it…because if you CREATE the VIRUS….you can SELL the CURE..

Think about the industry of PPE, VACCINES, PCR TESTS….I know someone who works on sets and they have to have COVID COORDINATORS….literally three idiots who didn’t have a job last year now working…

This is a BILLION dollar enterprise, and sure it kills small business, but it drives HUGE sales for BIG business and BIG business are the people on the boards of other business, in bed with politicians, and the whole keep family apart, even if Family is supposed to die for Family, stay online so you can be controlled, monitored and where cash becomes obsolete….

Then there’s CNN claiming to be propaganda to get Trump out and fear mongerers who hoped COVID was more devastating….

I know, who wants to talk about covid…BORING….but unhealthy lazy Americans, living in fear, getting more and more unhealthy despite reports saying exercise can protect against covid…surprising..right…IF YOU ARE HEALTHY you will respond better to viruses…

Then there’s the whole concept of what’s worse….dealing with an unknown virus that a lot of people who get it don’t know they have it….and the potential long term effects of that….or dealing with an unknown vaccine for an unknown virus the potential longterm effects of are unknown…..

I mean…remember…you can still die from basically everything else…so to be scared of dying is dumb shit….that gets in the way of living…

Trust no one, Corporate American business is Greedy and don’t care about you they never have…. so here are some morning LINKS…

J.Lo and A.Rod Call it Quits
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Nicole Scherzinger Does Latex
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Thandiwe Newton has Awoken
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The Baddest SUVs go Head to Head
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Restored Footage of 1902 Denmark
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Kristin Cavallari’s Summer Collection
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Hailey Bieber Gets her Glow On
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Gilder Stays Stays Stationary at 14k Feet
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Buzzy is Coming Back to Jeopardy
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Rally Racing for Diecast Cars is Cool
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Cam Girls Are Amazing…
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2021

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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What is the media hyping up now? Killing cops or Killing Colds…or both at the same time….

What is being pushed on you now? Kardashian endorsed products you don’t need or vaccines….

Maybe it’s cancelling gender, or racism, or transgender issues…

I’ve thought about it for a while and I think the ultimate troll would be to legally transition….but I guess it’s not so much a troll if I turn the site into my trans journey you’ll know I am faking it…..

The good news is that if I do go trans…my vagina will bigger than most trans…it’s already and inny and I am mr fucking Testosterone….

Don’t let them divide you…let them unite you unprotected with internal cumshot now that everyone is sterile from vaccines…

The truth can be painful so it’s easier to be a sheep….you better BAAA BAAA BAAA but don’t be a black sheep, that’s racist.

RIP to the internet,…..but first click these links….

Here are some stepLINKS….

On Set with Eiza Gonzalez…Amazing.
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Alexa Collins Collecting Seashells by the Seashore in a Skimpy Bikini
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Alexis Ren Stretching on a Rock
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Weird Acrobatic Stunt in Leggings
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Bieber’s Bodyguards Checked His Pulse During the Night cuz He’s a Pussy
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Meg Thee Stallion Sexy Cowgirl Video
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Gracie Hunt Dunks All Over Her Fellow Miss Kansas Contestants by Sharing Her Swimsuit Portion of the Pageant
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Street Pisser Gets What He Deserves
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Dua Lipa on the Private Jet
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Hooters Girl Eden Davis Got Behind the Wheel of Chase Elliott’s Race car
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Cop Getting Twerked On
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Bella Hadid Selfies Some Seriously Sexy Braless Bosom Action
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Saffron Barker in a Tight Top
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Hilarious – Radio DJ and Presenter’s Full Frontal
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Kate Upton and Eva Longoria Are Buying a Soccer Team
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How to Walk a Goose
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Husband’s Put a Boat in an Inflatable Pool
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Meet Lexi Griswold in this Interview:
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Former NFL Player Bachelor Comes Out!
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Inka Williams in a Bikini
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Weirdest Bike Fail
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Underwater Hockey is a Game….Check it Out
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Al Bundy Gets Hands on Muffin
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Madonna Just Bought a Mansion
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Bebe Rexha Plays Trumpet on TikTok
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Rams DT Aaron Donald is Facing Assault Charges After Allegedly Leaving a Man With a Badly Swollen Eye
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Crazy High Jumper
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Hot Lava!
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Tribespeople Try Pizza For The First Time!
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Aaron Rodgers Couldn’t Believe That Jeopardy Contestants Didn’t Even Attempt to Answer an Easy NFL Question
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Weird Car has Thousands of Toys Glued to it….
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15 Marvel Characters Based on Real People
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Julian Edelman’s Baby Momma Ella Rose Had a Special Reaction to His Retirement News
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Pat Sajak Gets Sassy with Vanna
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Bella Hadid Good Boobs
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Regular Guy VS NBA Player
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The Biggest Rabbits On Earth!
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Katy Perry Making her Comeback!
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Bikini Model at the Beach
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PGA Bowler Hits A 7-10 Split, Announcer Loses It!
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Doggo Won’t Let Friend Use A Massager On His Owner!
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Christina Aguilera is the Object of Health!
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The Winston Box for Every Big Man
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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GROW YOUR DICK!
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BTS of Irina Shayk for Victoria’s Secret Being Amazing
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Christina Aguilera Looking Hot
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Rihanna Leg Show
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Rita Ora Leaves the Gym
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Kirsten Bell Filming
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Ariel Winter Big Boobs in a Sweater
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Dianna Agron Stret Walking
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Rumer Willis in Leggings
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Kaia Gerber Leggings – Skinny Ass
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From stepSMUT!!

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Bathroom Floor Messes
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Asses in Picture
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Great Jiggly Ass in Video
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Reddit Amateur Babe
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Clit Rubber
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Lathered Up Monster Tits
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TikTok Dildo Ride for China
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Fit BOOTY
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Vagina Of the Day
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Just a Girl Peeing on the Mirror
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Just Two Girls Masturbating Together
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100 People Having a Shitty Day….
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Some Girl’s Private Snap
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All Hands on Deck
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Kitchen Fuck
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Life Changing Squirt…
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Another Weird Amateur Fuck
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Just Fisting Herself
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Weird Couple Fuck
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Gripping the Dildo
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Three Pee-ers Outside Squirty Missouri
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Photoshop or Human Fleshlight
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Dance Class Dildo Time
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Wheelchair Bobby Impregnates Goth Hooker
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Sucking the Dildo
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Weird Dick Suck
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Blonde Nude Model
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Robot Fucker
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Sophia Grey Nude Shoot
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Girl and her Transparent – Not Tranny – Dildo
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2021

Apr

Britney Spears is Amazing of the Day

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I’ve watched this on mute for the last 14 minutes….on repeat…just a gyrating, speedy as fuck, mental case 40 year old mom who has been held captive her entire live being the dancing monkey, literally the dancing monkey to trick people into thinking she’s not a prisoner….all with her Brit Tits out….fucking legend…

I think it’s funny the Leave Britney Alone / Free Britney movement only just happened now, I am sure if you look at the archives of this site, which I don’t, but probably should, there’s likely one solid line out of the 60,000 posts I’ve done….one I could print on a T-Shirt….my HAPPY FACE LOGO is in here somewhere dammit…

Anyway, since being held captive by her dad, I’ve been saying “why the fuck aren’t Britney Fans trying to save her”…they’re just like “Dance for us, you’re Britney Bitch, WHOOOOOOOOOOOO”….so people should listen to me more often…

Or just do what I do and watch this speedy fucking dance routine by a lunatic we love.

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2021

Apr

Liz Hurley Still in a Bikini of the Day

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I am still convinced that either Liz Hurley’s transgender son who creepily shoots her bikini pics is great at photoshop….there is such thing as a family being too fucking close…..but yeah..

Either her son photoshops the fuck out of her, or she’s botoxed to fuck and lives her life as some sort of statue or figurine who doesn’t eat….

OR…she’s done a huge backlog of bikini pics 10 years ago and Liz Hurley’s actually dead but they keep her alive on social……

OR…this is her son.

Looks good whatever it is and she’s potentially in her 60s….not the 60s I know or see at the public pool doing aqua fitness…but a whole different kind of 60 that you don’t want to kill yourself while jerking off to pics of them….but yet you still can’t help jerking off to them….old folks home fetish shit…..

Enjoy.

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2021

Apr

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I am into the legalization of weed, even if it is a reminder that the government are hypocrites who probably smoked weed the last 100 years, but pretended they didn’t and decided to make it criminalized because they were lobbied by the alcohol companies or the cigarette companies…neither wanted to lose out on what is basically a fucking weed….dried and smoked….no ingredients, easy for people at home to re-produce and hard to regulate because it’s a weed, easy for people at home to re-produce….and that’s ANTI-AMERICAN….if you can’t regulate and tax it…forcing people to buy it from you…why would you give people access…instead LOCK THEM UP those criminals…

For anyone who has smoked weed, and I hope that’s all of you, weed is zero fucking sketchy, dangerous, anxiety producing..stop being a pussy…it’s medicine and the high lasts about 15 minutes man…what are you scared of…being relaxed and out of pain…it’s medicine you dumbos.

That said…I also heard that the government does things like legalize weed to make the people think they are working for you…when really they are distracting you and doing other things that don’t work for you….it’s like “give these fuckers weed, they’ll think we’re cool, then when they are all happy about it, high on it, we’ll set up the FEMA PODS…or maybe….we can lace the weed with COVID vaccines and VACCINATE the UNVACCINE-ABLE….”…..

So maybe it’s just better to star at weed girls being naughy…legal or not..girls getting naked for any cause, movement, scene, niche, subculture, makes for good times bruh…

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2021

Apr

Madison Beer Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Here’s some Madison Beer who you may or may not know is a signed recording artist, you may not know this, since I’ve never heard her music, but for the last 4 years she’s been in every papaprazzi pic with her tits out as she goes to dinner daily…I just figured it was because she was rich from Youtube money and could just hang, then rich from Youtube fame leading to a lucrative record deal that they don’t bother trying to recoup on because let the talent do their magic…when their magic was likely showing tits on youtube even though she was underage….it’s a common youtube thing and I wouldn’t be surprised if her demos are old men on there….but that’s a whole other conversation about how Youtube is a flawed and dangerous place for kids…even when they have eager moms trying to chase that Bieber dream…

All this to say, who cares about her music, her pop career, her youtube celebrity turned into a record deal like it should have for Rebecca Black with that Friday Song…because the mainstream or traditional industry is scrambling to keep the young audience….so they give any influencer a deal for their own clout so good on Beer for locking that in so that she can live in palatial homes as she deserves cuz she’s worked so hard singing to her camera an hour a week…

I’m not bitter….but who cares about that…she is skinny and busty….and that’s what matters….whether she got the tits at 15 cuz her mom was her manager and felt it would increase chances or if they are real…you know responsible parents getting their kids fake tits while underage….the kind of shit they should be arrested for but whatever…she’s showing them…

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2021

Apr

J.Lo Panties of the Day

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I like to think the J.Lo is a huge fucking scam who happens to be in huge fucking panties…but I’ve never bought into the whole J.Lo movement, it’s just been around for the last 25 years, but I never liked or subscribed…and it’s not because I don’t like Latin girls, or big round asses, although I never liked J.Lo’s big ass that she got way too much coverage for….so seeing her now in her 50s trying to be age defying as she pretends to not have BOTOX or PHOTOSHOP…despite us knowing 50 year old women and how they age like lettuce…or bread…and not wine….that behind this superficial bullshit…there’s fucking mold…deadly mold…

I also like to think she’s a mooch…greedy pig of a person who keeps on hustling instead of just bowing down and working behind the scenes and I get it…she built this scam why not milk it like it was her tits back when she had female hormones….and lactacted…

But there are other people who need the shine and in this woke era maybe that should be her gift…a little “I have 900 million dollars and will likely hit a billion in a year or two, I can sit back and make money of other people I put on”….instead bitch just wants the shine…

Anyway, this is either J.Lo or an artist rendition of her….and I want to know if these panties are sexy panties or just adult diapers re-worked to be sexy which is obviously the direction of the future as all these women reach incontinence age but deny it with their muppet injections….

FUN.

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2021

Apr

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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My theory is if you’re going to wear clothing you might as well show your vagina while you do it…because it’s a subtle exhibitionism that allows people to see how big your vagina is, or how good your vagina looks in very tight clothing…plus it’s a style now that everyone is an exhibitionist…

I like to think it’s girls who are taking their pussies seriously now that men are trying to be them…and take their woman positions and in many cases doing better at it than women…not that I like trans, but they are getting celebrated by the media nad brands making actual women slowly become more and more irrelevant as men become more and more into gay sex with trannies because it’s anti-trans to NOT fuck trannies…it’s the woke thing to do…

But maybe they just like how it feels when pants hug their vaginas and the showing off the vagina is just a symptom to a bigger thing….I don’t know…but the Jenners, Bieber, Other instagram girls and their tight pants, bikinis are jacking their pants up into themselves and I think it’s great…because I like vagina.

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