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Jessel Pena is the Instagram Of The Day
Jessel Pena is the Instagram Of The Day
Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day
Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day
Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day
Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day
Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day
Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day
Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day
Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2021

26

Feb

Madison Beer in a Titty Top of the Day

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I don’t know the history of Madison Beer, but I do know that when a kid is making Youtube videos, there’s a stage parent orchestrating the whole thing from behind the camera, it’s just a different form than sucking the Disney Execs dick like Bella Thorne’s Florida mom probably did…

I will say that the stage mom uploading the youtubes, filming the youtubes, spending the youtube money, managing her into getting a legit record deal….is the most likely story…and I would also say that she’s probably also responsible for Madison Beer’s love of showing off tit…

I haven’t dug through the archives of Madison Beer on Youtube, where she got her start, fanbase, celebrity, brand deals and stupid youtube money….but I would bet that her mom had the tits out when Beer wasn’t even 18 year…because that’s how you get views from the worst people out there….but views are views…and when you’re addicted to views, what’s a little lowcut top to get where you gotta go..

If she wasn’t using her tits then, she is now, because after all these years of having this record deal…not being a youtuber….she’s still never released any hits that I know of…and she’s been packaged and put together by people like Bieber, who basically puppet master this shit….

I guess she’s finally releasing something, after years of just being paparazzi fodder going to fancy restaurants and other LA shit….and as a titty girl with titties, the tits will be part of the marketing and since she’s no longer a kid on Youtube trying to get views, any views, from the worst possible people…the tits are a good strategy to me…because whether these people are bullshit or not, their tits are still tits and that is important.

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2021

26

Feb

Madison Pettis Titty Top of the Day

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I remember when Ashley Madison, the cheating app, was a big thing and they got their name from the two most popular baby names of the year they launched, which I guess was around 20 years ago, because now we are inundated with MADISONS, they are fucking everywhere…this is the THIRD almost FOURTH Madison I’m posting today…

This Madison is Madison Pettis, who is really only known to me as the girl being used in the Rihanna Lingerie campaign with the tits and hair…but prior to reinventing herself as a lingerie model on instagram to help Rihanna become a billionaire again….she was a Disney Kid and like all Disney Kids around 20 years old, they need to SEXUALIZE themselves to be relatable to the kids who grew up with them, otherwise they are left in the memories of yesteryear, because they didn’t evolve with the sluts that were fans…so getting half naked and showing off body is how you do that….basically EVERY Disney Kid at 17 or 18 reestablish themselves as “bad” so that liking them into your adult years, and not ironically, but genuinely being committed to them as your celebrity icons you fan….there’s a science to it….and it’s a good science for those of us who want to see celebs naked.

Besides Rihanna’s lingerie campaigns, she’s also in some American Pie remix, redo, spin-off, they still milk that brand…and was on some TV show called Five Points…so she matters…just more when half naked…like all chicks….

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2021

26

Feb

Maddie Ziegler Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Maddie Ziegler Bikini

Maddie Ziegler is the recently 18 year old that Sia has exploited or made famous in her hit music videos after seeing her on some dance moms reality show that probably shouldn’t be on TV, but that Sia isn’t ashamed of watching and poaching talent from, like some kind of pervert who watches little kids dance…

She’s in this bikini picture for instagram because of course she is…she’s of the generation of not existing unless you put your bikini body out there for the people to see, jerk off to, or critique….you ain’t shit unless you’ve got that bikini selfie….or bikini pic..or at least you don’t exist…which I think is a great development in humanity, I think girls feeling the need to post bikini pics for validation is something I’ve been dreaming of for as long as I can remember…because bikinis are hot…

So here’s that dance body, that I am not sure even dances, but it does clickbait and look good, probably since it’s only 18 and hasn’t had the unwanted pregnancy, drug addictions, eating disorders and muppet botox to basically ruin a bitch…at least not yet….

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2021

26

Feb

Ireland Baldwin Tit of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin Tit

I like to think that Ireland Baldwin is the forgotten, ignored, neglected, disappointment of a daughter to Alec Baldwin, who forced Alec to align with some scammer who was faking her identity to get that celebrity wife life…where she’s been addicted to breeding motherfucker’s kids so that she’s not disposable…that’s the theory…

But luckily, thanks to Ireland’s use of her big girl tits, big girl cuz she’s an adult and over 6 feet tall…with Shaq sized shoes….shopping in the TRANNY section of the shoe store…and with her gigantism comes big tities that despite being rich, famous in her own right, she feels the need to tease in topless content because clearly she, like eveyrone else on social media, is empty narcissistic fucks begging to be jacked off to or praised for how hot they are….they think it’s edgy, or fun, or daring and shocking and that’s great, because we get to see it…

I will never complain when a bitch gets naked on the internet for no apparent reason…

I was thinking the other day that I used to be so angry and ripping the celebrities apart was entertaining to me, you know kick em while their down is my life MANTRA….but when they all are reduced to instagram models doing instagram model tactics which include nude clickbait…how can you be mad…even if it’s lame..

Not that I think Ireland Baldwin is a celebrity, but her parents are, so there’s no need for this, yet we get this…what a time to be alive….

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2021

26

Feb

Liz Hurley Must Be Recycling Bikini Pics of the Day

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I want Liz Hurley to start timestamping her photos. I don’t believe that she’s even alive at this point, they’re just keeping her alive through social media. You’ve seen those storylines in cheap straight to Netflix movies, and maybe even in some bootleg murders that have happened since the internet / social media that Dateline covers….you know, kill a bitch, keep her social media going, no one would ever know since people don’t talk anymore….

It would be VERY easy for her to have done 1000s of bikini pics 10 years ago that she scatters out on social media all to push her bikini line, since she’s one of the earlier celebrities to do a bikini roduct line….now every bitch on instagram has one…it gives them purpose or an excuse to post bikini pics…I’m ok with it…

I just don’t think that these are current Liz Hurley, I do think it’s LIES….being passed off as current Liz Hurley, but even if they are 10 years old, she’d be 45 in the pic and I guess still hot for 45…

I guess what I’ve learned from the internet is that old and ugly bitches can fake it like they’ve never faked it before….

I’ll still look at their tits.

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2021

26

Feb

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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If you leave women to their own devices, they figure out things like Frog Butts….and that’s not to say that women aren’t smart, capable, interesting, or fun….I am a firm believer that being friends with women is a far more fulfilling experience than being friends with some fucking loser bros who smell like they jerk off too much and have nothing interesting to say besides “check out her tits”….I am anti man friends….because men are losers….

But it’s to say that if you give a bitch a camera, it’s like teaching a man to fish, she’ll figure out how to make even the grossest of asses look worthy of a fuck….and she’ll use that to her opportunistic advantage….in the seduction of men…at least enough to get them to pull out their credit cards…because men are losers…

Frog Butt is one of those poses, or angles, that girls do to get their ass primed and ready to get losers to pay into whatever they are doing….it’s a little on their knees, forcing the back to arch and it looks good to me…keep up the innovative work…EVOLUTION OF A SPECIES…

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2021

26

Feb

Larsen Thompson Braless of the Day

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I have been seeing this white as fuck, whiter than fuck, ginger bitch with big tits named Larsen Thompson getting more and more hype and it’s all so contrived and a reminder that the system is rigged…because why the fuck would a whiter than white in an era of inclusivity and diversity…where being white is a crime…be getting work….or hype…it makes no sense..especially when you factor in that she’s not that hot…but she’s got tits…

I assume they are angling the redhead thing, you know because redheads are an oppressed group since the dawn of time, the invisible ginger with the flurescent pubic hair and ruby red vagina lips….left in the woods to die like in Willow…because clearly they are from Satan and Evil…but at least she’s got tits…

Her background is doing embarrassing and awkward dancing that the TikTok world find good for some reason, if you watch this clip, you’ll see it’s more of a fish out of water gasping for air kind of movement, that is not very sensual, romantic, or hot….at least not when you’re an old fuck like me….where dance should be designed to make me want to buy a lap dance…but instead…is spastic and weird…BUT SHE GOT TITS…

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2021

26

Feb

Hunter King Cleavage of the Day

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Hunter King is Joey King’s Soap Opera star (less successful) sister with the big tits….and everyone likes sisters you want to fuck, so here’s a sister you’ll want to fuck in her sports bra pretending to motivate people to workout with some bullshit about how she was feeling sluggish and is changing her internal dialog with herself from “I have to” to “I get to”….which is something I did years when I decided to replace “I’ll try” with “Why Bother”….because ultimately, why bother….healthy people die young, sick people live til they are old, it’s all pretty random….so why bother….

But we can pretend her motivational speech is anything but an excuse to show her big tits in a sports bra, when it’s obviously about the big tits in the Sports Bra..otherwise she’d do a close up of that face…which is looking kinda muppety but AREN’T THEY ALL..

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2021

26

Feb

Rainey Qualley Braless of the Day

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Rainsford is the stagename that Andie MacDowell’s daughter goes by in her celebrity rich kid who makes music because what the fuck else is she supposed to do..she’s a rich kid…and working an actual job is for suckers and acting is lame…so music it is….

The reality is that anyone can become a famous singer with a hit song and I’ve been debating trying to prove that theory, but I prefer not bothering….but the technology is good enough to alter voices so that you’re basically MILLI VANILLI up on stage…and if you have MacDoweell budgets you can probably pay to get some solid production…

This one pretends she’s from the Great Smokeys because I guess her family has a house in Asheville North Carolina, just a stone’s throw from Pigeon Forge…where all the magic that is Dollywood happens…since she was raised in such a rich musical environment…it’d only make sense you’d do music that I am sure sounds nothing like hillbilly music from the area…which would be a GOOD angle…but rather bullshit music you’d expect a celebrity rich kid to make…I wouldn’t know, I’ve never listened to her…

I have looked at her pics, because along with hard nips in t-shirts…you know bras are for losers and get in the way of marketing oneself and she’s the hotter of the two MacDowell daughters…as she pushes 30 with her titties out….so in conclusion…I ike her….


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2021

26

Feb

Olivia Munn is Racist of the Day

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Olivia Munn is some bullshit clout chaser, who is old as shit, so she’s been chasing clout since before social media existed, I mean maybe even since before the internet existed, like I said, old as shit..

She’s also a fucking scam of a celebrity, barely a celebrity is what I like to think of her ass, because she was a host on a nerd TV show when she couldn’t get legit work to feed her fucking ego, because you know she thinks she’s amazing…it’s obvious…..and in doing the nerd show, she worked her way into the minds and spank banks of nerds everywhere…they are easy to manipulate, mindless nerds, who see the tits….hear the tits talk nerd shit…and believe the tits….it’s the story of nerds getting attention from hot girls in class who need their homework done…but not bad enough to actually fuck the nerds..

ANYWAY…that launched her into one or two acting jobs because of the nerd fanbase, which she’s milked as hard as she can, and still milks….and tries to manipulate the media to get eyes on her by faking being in other shows or movies, to plant stories….or by saying things like Brett Ratner MeTooed her, which I don’t fucking buy, cuz I am sure she was gaping and ready for any MeToo….if anything her version of MeToo…is one of “I sucked his dick for work too”…rather than “I was violated too”…but you can’t play that angle in the current climate…

All this this to say, I’ll still look at her tits…but now we’ve discovered she’s racist, despite being “asian” and trying to play that angle as hard as she can….she’s recently been praised for helping find someone who attacked her friend…and is MILKING it…because not all celebs and rich people do nice things without making a show about it….but Olivia Munn needs all the attention she can.

So in keeping that story alive she’s just said and published “TYPICAL ASIAN MOM”….which sounds liek a MASS generalization to me…which by default is the definition of racism…you know clump them all together….whether she’s got an asian mom or not….saying “TYPiCAL ASIAN MOMS”…like she knows enough ASIAN moms to decide that…SHOULD get her cancelled.

So if you do anything this weekend, cancel Olivia Munn..the funny thing is that she doesn’t think she’s Asian, she’s instead the face of Anti-Asian Racism…anything for a hook, angle or attention.

Here’s her See Through For Attention

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