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2021

Feb

Genie Bouchard Bikini of the Day

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Montreal’s own Genie Bouchard is the star tennis player who may not be an actual star but she’s definitely made millions at the sport and is still doing it on the daily…so she’s a fucking star as far as I’m concerned, but as a pervert, as far as I’m concerned is more in reference to her fit body being half naked in an era where female athletes all look like dudes….making the ones who still look like girls stand out dramatically more important…whether they are from here or not…

Despite hating sports and the people into sports…I do think tennis is in the top 3 women’s sports I can jerk off to…I’ve always liked to watch it…with the short skirts, the panty flashes, the grunts and moans and the athleticism….

I’ve also like the country club / tennis club vibes of the white rich spectator in his tennis whites to keep it exceptionally white…because rich white people matter….and the first movie I planned on writing was about a Mexican groundskeeper at a Tennis Club….because this tennis thing has been something to jerk off to for at least 30 years of my life….it’s just a coincidence that one of the girls who still looks like a girl is from these parts…

She’s in a bikini, on vacation with a pro athlete she fucks, and they either fucked the morning this was taken, or the evening before, so know it’s a freshly fucked Genie Bouchard….at least statistically speaking…which is important.

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2021

Feb

Nina Dobrev Spread of the Day

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It looks like Nina Agdal Dobrev whoever the fuck has made lunch for her creepy billionaire boyfriend…Carrot Top’s brother….Shaun White….the olympic hero who looks like a circus performer and not because he knows how to flip..but because he’s a ginger…

So this is the pussy that he fucks, likely in this position, probably not when eating his salad, but like the athlete he is, hence the smile on her immigrant face…

She’s American via Canada from Eastern Europe….which is probably why she knows these moves as a back-up if the whole acting thing didn’t workout, or the billionaire husband thing didn’t work out, and I think it’s a good look….she should just try it with less pants on.

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2021

Feb

Rowan Blanchard Nudity of the Day

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Disney’s own creation Rowan Blanchard is on the second iteration of her celebrity mutation, or metamorphosis, where she gets turned into anything but the child star she started as, and the best way to do that is by turning her into an edgy hipster who gets nude in hipster photoshoots that aren’t actually about the art, but more about being naked, but they can play it as art, because they wear dumb outfits…not that hipster is still a thing, it’s basically something all these motherfuckers are now…

She’s currently on the dumbest fucking show of all time called Snow Racer or some shit about a post apocalyptic train driven by Jennifer Connelly (Ol’ Ass-To-Ass when not being titty fucked by Disney’s “Vision”….because she’s married to him when he’s not “Vision”….

So I guess her nudes don’t anger her Disney team enough to blacklist her…when I remember a time that Lohan couldn’t get work for being fun….if only Lohan came up now…she could do no wrong…which is why I believe Lohan will be back for that Oscar…which has nothing to do with Rowan Blanchard…but when you run a celebrity site and the only celebrity you like is Lindsay Lohan…everything ends up being about her…right?

Anyway, she’s pretty naked for someone who is still hireable…but I guess the media / industry likes the nudes as much as our pervert asses do…

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2021

Feb

Milf Monday of the Day

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MIlFs are people too, even if their vaginas have been blown out, we have learned this year, more than any year, that humanity or being human is not defined by your genitals…dudes are cutting their dicks off, girls are growing their dicks out, it’s a whole era of fighting female circumcision in Africa, but celebrating it stateside as a new gender….not that it’s anything new…it’s just only been normalized the last few years…before it was seen as a mental disorder or hook for sex workers to make more money being a weird hybrid…

Not that this is about TRANS, it’s about MILFs, who are arguably still sexual beings since having the kids, maybe more sexual since having the kids because they need to prove that they still got it, that they can still fuck, or that they are still worthy of being jerked off to….or maybe they just need anything to get them off to offset the hell they live in having a bunch of shitty kids…and masturbation is enhanced when people are masturbating to you…or maybe they’ve been fucked and dealt with the worse possible outcome of being fucked, plus all those doctor’s appointments that has made them more secure in their cunts, or at least made them not give a fuck about people seeing their cunts…so if not now that they are moms, then when can they reclaim their life and sex appeal. I just don’t know….

Despite my pear shaped body and sloppy tits, I am not a MILF….so I don’t have the answers…I just have the pics of this week’s MILF round-up of MILFs who said….I’m going to post lewd pics of myself on the internet for men with mommy issues who are into mommies…

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2021

Feb

Zoey Deutch Underboob of the Day

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I guess this is a part 2, or a sequel to the bikini titty pic that Zoey Deutch posted last week, with more detail, or more tits, which I guess is the detail we’re looking at in a bikini pic.

Zoey Deutch is Lea Thompson’s daughter. She’s 26 now, but got her start when she was 15, as any responsible parent in the industry would groom her child to do. I figure they are more hyped on the industry than the average stage mother, because the industry gifted them this life of fame, success, money and luxury…..

Someone like Lea Thompson will forever exist as Michael J Fox’s mom in Back to the Future….an icon in some circles….which means she probably never pays for dinner, car rentals, hotel stays, or for any products, clothing etc….

You’d think the parents letting their kids get on tape would be more the Florida Trash that are on their last food stamp, desperate as fuck and ready to live the dream….and that the ones already living the dream support their kids into other things like Med School, or Scientist School, or even invest in their business ideas since they are rich…but not Lea Thompson, she was like “Let’s get this money”…..and since hollywood likes their own…it’s worked out…

I watched her in Zombieland Double Tap and in Buffaloed and I liked her…so staring at her tits doesn’t bother me.

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2021

Feb

Sofia Richie Mini Skirt of the Day

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I saw some of these pics the other day on other websites, but being the weirdo hoarder of celebrity pictures even though I hate celebrities but for whatever reason have immersed myself in celebrity tits….felt the need to give you my take on it….and I have no idea why….blame the higher powers that are channeled through my fingers as I create this genius bullshit no one reads…

So this photoshoot is some self promotion, or maybe a promotion to promote some product that she’s selling, since nothing on the internet is just editorial or fun, it’s all part of a marketing campaign to sell to the idiots…because instagram is an infomercial that people are too dumb to realize because they are too busy chasing likes and follows of their own…

Sofia Richie is only interesting to me because her family decided to lend her to the soulless, possibly evil satanist, Kardashians who definitely made a deal with someone, because their mom-ager who got all this praise for masterminding the whole thing was around for over 20 years prior to them actually hitting…so I feel like it may be an inside job…and I doubt that at 50 she was like “now I’ll try to take over the internet with my shitty and disgusting kids”….

But yeah, Sofia Richie, and heiress to Lionel’s empire, played a cast member on the Kardashian show, or IG feed, because she fucked the weirdo groomer Scott Disick, who collects all these young LA girls…

All while having the money to do anything she ever wanted…but instead chose to be a Kardashian spin off character to hype herself up on social media instead of just using her dad’s money to produce cool shit on her own…

I mean…that’s weird to me….

I get the whole finding some chick at a bus stop and rooking her into your human trafficking on instagram, but Lionel Richie’s heiress daughter…clearly LA rich kids are part of some evil cult…just fucking with the minds of the youth…

Anyway, here are her legs….looking strong….get her some watermelons to crush….

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2021

Feb

Skylar Grey Naked of the Day

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Skyler Grey is a popster or a songwriter who has actually written some songs that have had serious radio play so she likely gets fat residuals for the rest of her life, allowing her to afford a life of luxury where she doesn’t need to ever actually work again, so she can focus on her craft, or her art, or her aesthetic which I guess involves showing off her shitty prison tattoos….while totally naked…

She is 34, she’s posted a pic of her ass because she’s likely one of those “I’m edgy and always naked” who would have been a suicide girl if her songs never became hits…now she can just do that instagram model shit which is fun, since she really doesn’t need to be showing her bare ass, even if she should be showing us her bare asshole…I guess IG porn isn’t quite there. yet..

Her hit songs include Eminem and Rihanna’s Love the Way you Lie and I’d hate to know how much money she got paid off that…because it will remind me that instead of updating this shitty site daily, I should write the shitty lyrics of shitty pop songs, it’s probably really fucking easy to do….because I want Residuals too…

So if anything, Skyler Grey’s ass has inspired me to be a song writer….so I can get naked on the internet for entertainment when bored with my pile of money from said songs too….LIviNG that LIFE…

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2021

Feb

Jessica Lowndes Taped Up Titties

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I don’t know if Jessica Lowndes the 90210-The New Class nobody who wasn’t AnaLynne McCord, but was the other shameless one who took every opportunity to get noticed seriously..has upped the size of her fake titties…but they look like they are about to fucking burst…which I guess is how you want your bolt ons…overinflated, otherwise what’s the fucking point of fake tits…to pretend they are as real as your face behind the IG filter…I mean if you’re going to be a fake, botched, plastic surgery and injected cunt, you might as well own it and go full clown with it…otherwise it is misleading to the young girls out there and that’s more irresponsible than the MALE CENTRIC MEDIA was…..when it came to body images….even though MEN will fuck anything..

I know, because I have posted 10 chicks a day for 16 or 17 years and the ugly ones get as much love as the hot ones…guys are desperate and pathetic….

Anyway, Lowndes, not Mccord, is now a Hallmark Channel actress, which unlike the industry as a whole, I am actually into….in part because I like my wholesome, cheesy, holiday themed movies to feature someone who looks like a straight up porn chick….it just makes the uplifting, wholesome Hollywood lie more obvious…

This is her basically about to fucking burst….

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2021

Feb

Nadine Velazquez Braless of the Day

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Nadine Velazquez was the token hispanic girl that was cast in a few movies and TV shows many years ago….She wwas in some Denzel Washington movie that put her on the map from what I remember, but I don’t remember much so I could be wrong..

What I do know is that Hollywood did cast people of different ethnicities over the years and this whole “HOLLYWOOD TOO WHITE” shit of the last 4-5 years seems like a lot of bullshit to me…but let the whiners whine…

She’s now 42 and taking her career by the balls by producing smut for social media… she’s been doing that strategy for a few years…I guess to remind people that Hollywood was inclusive 20 years ago when she got her start…or to remind people she still exists…and I guess when a girl feels the need to sexualize herself on the internet for attention…maybe because her IMDB has been pretty dull the last 4-5 years…maybe because she’s 42…I have no problem watching and sexualizing her with her….we’re in this together Nadine…

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2021

Feb

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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We live in a pretty sexualized world, where women who sexualize themselves yell at men for sexualizing them, you know patriarchy shit, or misogyny shit that the feminist push as part of their “make men hate being men so they all cut their dicks off” because that’s the new normal….

So you see these women who sexualize themselves find any angle they can to sexualize themselves while pretending they are not sexualizing themselves…but rather doing it for empowerment…to be proud of showing the internet their tits or assholes or whatever…which works for me cuz I love sluts.

Then they do these campaigns like Free the Nipple arguing that breast feeding is a normal and natural thing that men shouldn’t be turned on by….because they feel the need to decide what men should be turned on by and what they shouldn’t be turned on by…when being turned on is kind of something that can’t be controlled…

So they fight for the right to breast feed in public, which as far as I knew, has ALWAYS been allowed…I have NEVER seen a woman in Starbucks asked to leave when feeding her kid…and I’ve seen public breast feeding…even though tits are tits and whether they are doing their breast feeding job or not…are still tits..

Then you see these lactacting women who take and upload lactating pics to the internet…you knwo for empowerment, when clearly they are targeting lactating titty fetishists…while pretending it’s wrong to sexualize milk filled tits…so don’t sexualize it…even though this is clearly designed to be jerked off to….titty stunts…or titty doing their job…and I don’t love it, but it’d be good to be stuck on a deserted island with…you know “we have no food or drinking water, so let me suck your tit”…survival shit…

So make sure your COVID apocalypse bunker has at least one lactating bitch invited…your life may depend on it….

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