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2008

16

Apr

Kim Kardashian Takes on the Paparazzi of the Day

These are the fuckers I am up against and I am really not all that worried about taking each and everyone of them out. I am not threatening to kill them or anything psycho, cuz the photographers are not my enemy, it’s the people who they are working for who I don’t like. I figure […]

2008

15

Apr

Sophie Monk’s Got a Dumpy Ass of the Day

I guess I should have known that something wasn’t right with this Sophie Monk character. I was all excited about her a couple weeks ago but never even thought about the condition of her ass. The fact that she was with Good Charlotte was the worst I thought it could get, but I was able […]

2008

11

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I guess it’s Friday, that’s what everyone’s telling me. I really have no concept of days since I just sit on the computer everyday and it all looks and feels the same but I guess that means I should take my getting drunk to the next level because I don’t plan on posting here tomorrow […]

2008

09

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Flynet attacks again: To Whom it May Concern, My name is Jamie with Flynet Pictures, a photo agency located in Los Angeles, CA. We are writing you in concern to the blog drunkenstepfather.com that you host. We are asking you to shut them down immediately. We are having a continuous problem with them stealing our […]

2008

09

Apr

Sophie Monk’s Got No Bra and Hard Nipples of the Day

I think posting Sophie Monk is my way of rubbing shit in Benjo Madden’s face because I think she’s hot and he’s onto some sewage treatment plant of a vagina that he found in Paris Hilton. I know the whole expression we used to drop back in the day that even Cindy Crawford’s husband gets […]

2008

09

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s Nipples Do Esquire of the Day

Jessica Simpson is in Esquire and I am not down with the way she’s aging, not sure why but I feel like everyday she looks more and more like a dude. The good news is that she’s got some tits and those tits have hard nipples and I guess that compensates for her pro-athlete lookin’ […]

2008

09

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So the site has been spammed by a group of fucking dating site for the last month and it drives me fucking crazy. Deleting their fucking comments takes me a fucking hour every fucking day to do and I’d rather spend that hour fingering my wife’s rotting asshole or doing pretty much anything but deleting […]

2008

08

Apr

Sophie Monk’s Got Some Hot Legs of the Day

I guess I shouldn’t rip into Sophie Monk for having been with the Good Charlotte sister who is now with Paris Hilton because I’ve probably talked about it a few times and shit is played out. She already dropped his ass and I think it’s time for me to move on too. It looks like […]

2008

07

Apr

Blogging Is Dangerous and Kills People of the Day

So 2 bloggers died of heart attacks recently and it’s hit the news. I don’t think any of you should worry about me dying from blogging because I barely work, but I still feel the heat of being a fat unhealthy internet fuck who is on the verge of death but I feel like it’s […]

2008

01

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So I tried doing a stupid April Fool’s joke because I am light hearted like that and decided it would be funny to forward DrunkenStepfather.com to Disney.com since they do smut now, to some religious organization since they hate smut and to a womens rights group because they hate me and always shit on me […]