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2008

10

Mar

Ashton Kutcher’s New Show Fucks with Us of the Day

So a while ago I told some TV show producer that I wanted to do a show where we get celebrities to fuck with the media by pulling pranks that all the celeb sites to cover as fact because that’s how obsessed the motherfucker’s are with celebrities. Obviously, I didn’t get the show because I […]

2008

06

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I wrote Diablo Cody this Email: hey good writer I guess you’re pretty proud that someone has finally recognized a talent you always thought you had. I have a blog too, but I don’t know how to write. I came across your movie and got a boner, the first boner that I’ve had in a […]

2008

04

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

It looks like my site is back up and running now, which is a good thing. The bad news is that I lost about 90 percent of traffic, but since the site makes no money, I guess it makes no difference whether I have 5 Readers or 1 reader. Hi Mom. I’m just kidding, my […]

2008

29

Feb

Lindsay Lohan in Some Shorts and Shit of the Day

I was having a conversation about Lohan with some internet chick the other day because I was trying to get her to send me nude pictures and the celebrity angle is the only way I knew how to relate to 20 year old bitches. I was asking her if she would rather fuck Lohan or […]

2008

28

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

So – if you were wondering – my site is currently being hacked by someone. It’s called a DoS attack and you can find out more on it here…I mean Here . It’s a direct attack by someone I upset with something I wrote. I realize I have an abrasive way of writing and that […]

2008

28

Feb

Bijou Philips and Some Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day

In case you were wondering why my site has AIDS, it’s because some piece of shit cocksucker fucked with it last night without a condom and now they are laughing about how they brought me down with his other internet buddies who helped him right now because they have nothing else to do…since they aren’t […]

2008

28

Feb

Sophie Monk is Still Hot of the Day

I have a thing for Sophie Monk and I think it’s got to do with her being hot despite lookin’ like some kind of puppy, with her unusual lookin’ face that probably took unusual amounts of loads with her unusually big lips, making her unusually a good fuckin’ time….. Unfortunately, those loads came from the […]

2008

28

Feb

Miley Cyrus Does Leno of the Day

Looks like Miley Cyrus got to stay up past her bedtime to make an appearance on Leno, but she was accompanied by her dad, because she’s a minor. I wonder if she’s accompanied by her dad in your sick sexual fantasies that you have of her. I wouldn’t be surprised, but that’s just because you […]

2008

27

Feb

Gary Busey is Cool Fuckin’ Shit of the Day

Gary Busey is pretty funny and doesn’t really take shit from anyone. This is a video of him freaking out about Paris Hilton being a piece of shit at some 11 year old girl interviewing him. I guess he doesn’t realize that this isn’t a movie set, or maybe that she’s not an adult or […]

2008

26

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

One of my Jewish readers hates me because I made fun of Jewish teenage girls who go out in public during the day looking homeless, despite stepping out of Mercedes SUV’s and drinking their expensive designer cofffees, this is what he wrote to me: Dear DrunkenStepfather, I just wanted you to know that I took […]