I guess one of the good things about 15 year old girls is that they don’t have cellulite like they will when they actually become women, but they are so annoying when all they want to watch is Hannah Montana reruns, especially when they are Hannah Montana. I don’t find anything appealing about these pictures, […]
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2008
01
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
So it turns out that the paparazzi do not like the little guy and are trying to stomp me out. I have been getting attacked by these fuckers for the last 2 years but a lot more often in the last 2 months. The future of celebrity blogs is pretty much over for anyone who […]
2008
25
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
So I got this email from some mother who is doing some advice column with her daughter. It was a press release and it was boring, but it was coming directly from her and not a PR rep, this is what they wrote: Mother, Daughter Team Up for Advice Column Melissa and Katie Havard give […]
2008
25
Mar
Sophie Monk’s Got an Outty Vagina of the Day
I don’t really know if Sophie Monk’s got one of those vaginas where the clit hood pokes out like it’s stickin’ its tongue out at you but it looks like she does in these tight pants she’s got jacked up and I find that hot. I used to be all about the coinslot because I […]
2008
24
Mar
Tara Reid is a Good Drunk of the Day
For someone who has drank a lot everyday for many years, Tara Reid proves to be a pretty articulate drunk. She’s barely slurring her words on the Red Carpet of some event she’s hosting at some shitty Studio 54 club in Vegas that is some kind of novelty take on the original but probably has […]
2008
24
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
In case you haven’t noticed, my site has been running like total fucking shit. I posted on Friday morning and nothing went live on the site all day, I blame Christianity for trying to bring me down on Good Friday, either way and the Catholic church for stealing my innocence as my priest made me […]
2008
21
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
I just got a very threatening lawyer’s letter that basically stated that Kristin Davis is experiencing extreme emotional trauma that these nude pictures that aren’t of her are circulating the internet and that I am defaming her character and using her to increase the traffic to my site, despite the fact that the lady who […]
2008
19
Mar
Kristin Cavallari Gives Head at 13 of the Day
I got this email: funny little fact- kristin cavallari taught me to give head on a flashlight at Camp Edwards in 2001 ( she went to my highschool, barrington high school, but then she got kicked out because she brought weed to school). funnier fact- i’m drunk as fuck but fact number 1 is still […]
2008
17
Mar
Morning stepLINKS of the Day
I have a serious habit of forgetting to do the links on Friday after drinking too much by Friday afternoon that I’m either passed the fuck out or hunting a good fucking time. Unfortunately I never find that good time and the weekend is always a fuckin’ blur because I just can’t seem to know […]
2008
14
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
I was out tonight and the problem with being a drunk and an asshole is that I never know who I offended the last time I was out drunk. That’s why I always try to go out to different bars, but there are only so many places that let people like me in, so I […]