I got this email: funny little fact- kristin cavallari taught me to give head on a flashlight at Camp Edwards in 2001 ( she went to my highschool, barrington high school, but then she got kicked out because she brought weed to school). funnier fact- i’m drunk as fuck but fact number 1 is still […]
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2008
17
Mar
Morning stepLINKS of the Day
I have a serious habit of forgetting to do the links on Friday after drinking too much by Friday afternoon that I’m either passed the fuck out or hunting a good fucking time. Unfortunately I never find that good time and the weekend is always a fuckin’ blur because I just can’t seem to know […]
2008
14
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
I was out tonight and the problem with being a drunk and an asshole is that I never know who I offended the last time I was out drunk. That’s why I always try to go out to different bars, but there are only so many places that let people like me in, so I […]
2008
10
Mar
Ashton Kutcher’s New Show Fucks with Us of the Day
So a while ago I told some TV show producer that I wanted to do a show where we get celebrities to fuck with the media by pulling pranks that all the celeb sites to cover as fact because that’s how obsessed the motherfucker’s are with celebrities. Obviously, I didn’t get the show because I […]
2008
06
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
I wrote Diablo Cody this Email: hey good writer I guess you’re pretty proud that someone has finally recognized a talent you always thought you had. I have a blog too, but I don’t know how to write. I came across your movie and got a boner, the first boner that I’ve had in a […]
2008
04
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
It looks like my site is back up and running now, which is a good thing. The bad news is that I lost about 90 percent of traffic, but since the site makes no money, I guess it makes no difference whether I have 5 Readers or 1 reader. Hi Mom. I’m just kidding, my […]
2008
29
Feb
Lindsay Lohan in Some Shorts and Shit of the Day
I was having a conversation about Lohan with some internet chick the other day because I was trying to get her to send me nude pictures and the celebrity angle is the only way I knew how to relate to 20 year old bitches. I was asking her if she would rather fuck Lohan or […]
2008
28
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
So – if you were wondering – my site is currently being hacked by someone. It’s called a DoS attack and you can find out more on it here…I mean Here . It’s a direct attack by someone I upset with something I wrote. I realize I have an abrasive way of writing and that […]
2008
28
Feb
Bijou Philips and Some Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day
In case you were wondering why my site has AIDS, it’s because some piece of shit cocksucker fucked with it last night without a condom and now they are laughing about how they brought me down with his other internet buddies who helped him right now because they have nothing else to do…since they aren’t […]
2008
28
Feb
Sophie Monk is Still Hot of the Day
I have a thing for Sophie Monk and I think it’s got to do with her being hot despite lookin’ like some kind of puppy, with her unusual lookin’ face that probably took unusual amounts of loads with her unusually big lips, making her unusually a good fuckin’ time….. Unfortunately, those loads came from the […]