I made a vow to never post Paris Hilton pictures again. I was tired of her and wanted her to disappear and she pretty much almost did. I don’t think I had anything to do with it, she was just laying low, but it was a nice moment of piece. The problem with me is […]
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2009
31
Dec
Perez Hilton Bikini Pictures of the Day
Perez Hilton is in his Miami and he decided to have no shame and walk around with his disgusting body in far too little obnoxious clothes. It’s safe to say that he probably doesn’t realize how much of a fucking joke he is because of an ego all you motherfuckers gave him. It’s this false […]
2009
24
Nov
Paris Hilton’s Ass in Sweatpants of the Day
Despite hating the paparazzi, I kinda need the paparazzi to give me shit to write about, making it a love/hate relationship. So I’ve been reaching out to them the last couple of weeks asking for more pictures of these celebrity bitches from behind, because I like a woman’s ass, especially when on a celebrity, because […]
2009
13
Nov
Nicky Hilton Does the Paris of the Day
Paris Hilton’s really boring sister decided to slut it up in a pretty tight dress and midget escort because I guess she’s finally broke out of her shell now that no one cares about Paris Hilton anymore, and is going to do the Paris Hustle with her own twist and the whole thing is a […]
2009
02
Nov
Paris Hilton’s Meaty Purse on Her Actual Purse of the Day
The interesting thing about Paris Hilton is that she is a wallet fucker, but unlike most wallet fuckers who fuck a rich dude who will promise them the good life, she fucks her own wallet, because her pussy was directly tapped into her bank account. So whenever she let it out of her pants, millions […]
2009
30
Oct
Paris Hilton’s Tits Hang Out with her Sister of the Day
I made a vow to never post on Paris Hilton, but I slept in today and figured I had to post something fast and she’s easy. At least that’s the rumor. Here she is with her push-up bra and her sister because her sister is the only person who hangs out with her since everyone […]
2009
23
Oct
Paris Hilton and Her Useless Tits of the Day
I hate Paris Hilton and I vowed to never post about her again, but I never do what I set my mind to, I actually think I am one of the more inconsistent people I know, but then again I don’t know all that many people, so when she brought out her tits in a […]
2009
19
Oct
Nicky Hilton and her Shitty See Thru of the Day
I have tried to convince the other celebrity blogs who sometimes answer my emails that we need to stop writing about Paris Hilton or posting pictures of her, not because we have the power to make her irrelevant, but because I like to think we do. The good news I don’t post shit about her, […]
2009
16
Jul
Paris Hilton Subtly Advertises Her Rancid Pussy of the Day
Paris Hilton is always out lookin’ for dick. Whether she’s dating someone or not, she’s working on filling her empty soul by filling her wobbly vagina. She’s even gone so far as to incorporate subliminal messages when she walks down the street to make the outsider think she’s actually promoting environmental issues, like the useless […]
2009
08
Jul
Paris Hilton’s Desperate Ex-BFF Speaks Out for Drunkenstepfather of the Day
I unfortunately met Paris Hilton’s BFF, Brittany Flickinger, when she was doing some cross Canada bootleg tour, where clubs would pay her next to nothing to show up, whether it be a couple hundred bucks, gas money or a hotel room, all on a quest to stay relevant. I told her about the site, she […]