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2014

20

Nov

Lana Del Rey, Marilyn Manson and Eli Roth Rape Video of the Day

So Marilyn Manson is denying being a part of this Lana Del Rey rape video that may be shot by Eli Roth….because I guess rape is bad, even if many girls have rape fantasies, it is actually one of the most common fantasies that is up there on the chart of fantasiies with gangbang and lesbian sex….I guess girls, especially now, all polluted by internet porn, like the idea of losing control to some overpowering man, but they don’t like it in practice, because if you were to make a rape joke, let me tell you, every raped girl and their friends who “have a friend who was raped” will let you know…even though you can’t rape the willing, at least that’s what my grandma always told me…

All this to say, it’s just a short movie, it’s not that bad, and seeing Lana Del Rey being controversial, is boring, even when it involves throwing her on the bed….but maybe I am too romantic for this kind of thing..I like flowers and cuddles not violence and tears…but I am sure you angry fucks love this attempt of hers to prove she’s a high concept artist…

It’s no big deal…it is “art”

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2014

20

Nov

Gigi Hadid Bought Her Modeling Career of the Day

Historically, I think everything is a fucking scam, especially celebrity and modeling, both as a profession and how to get said profession. I don’t think it ever really requires any actual work, talent or skill, it’s just a matter of right place and right time, where people who are either in your circle, or your family circle, just give handouts…I mean sure, sometimes there’s the little middle class girl in Texas with a fucking dream, who runs to LA to grind, but even when that works out, it comes down to the right blowjob or friend made at the coffee shop she worked at…nothing is a product of work, everything is a product of placement…

Meaning, Gigi Hadid, daughter of a billionaire developer with a cocky ego thanks to all the money he has made, who is in the LA Scene, who fucks models himself and who is friends with other creepy old dudes, just felt the need to give them his daughter to turn into the girls he dates…because it makes him feel like his sperm creates greatness….

It’s like every rich family in LA is fighting to be the next Kardashian, it’s a keeping up with the Jonses, but in the weirdest reality TV, exploiting their kids, throwing them into a shitty industry, raising them to be vapid hookers instead of substantial people…not to say Gigi is garbage, I don’t know her…but it is to say that she is only here, because she was placed here, there was not struggle…except maybe getting into this dress she wore at the Pirelli event…not that it matters, she’s still hot, willing to get naked despite being rich, and I like naked, so I can’t hate on it, but I can call nepotism when I see it, even though it ultimately does not matter….

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2014

20

Nov

Luci Ford is Amazing of the Day

Here are some pictures of the amazing Luci Ford by a photographer who goes by the name SHANNON VISION

If you don’t know who LUCI FORD is…you’re missing out…because she’s pretty fucking lovely to look at in pictures…, I’ve been on WEBSITE a lot…and she always looks really fucking good but now…she’s in a sheer bra…showing the world what her boobs…because #freethenipple, since they are just nipples, and whoever sexualized the breast is a real sick man, even though I sexualize the breast, whenever I try to make it breast feed me, because I think they are more than just a baby’s meal plan…but I am glad that girls are on a mission to try to desexualize them by showing them off…because tits everywhere is a good place to be…

That said, here are the pics…

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2014

20

Nov

Tereza Kacerova Hot for Stephen Wurth of the Day

Tereza Kacerova is a model who has been NAKED BEFORE and she’s amazing, like so many girls from the Czech Republic I’ve watched have sex on camera, because not everyone has the luxury of leaving the Czech Republic to move to LA, where they can be models…and sometimes fucking on Camera for American perverts pays more in a day than they would make in a month doing other things…like working as a lawyer….or doctor…I like to think Czech pay scale reflects importance in society…because really, I want to see Czech girls naked…always…they are good…

That said, these are by STEPHEN WURTH for GALORE amd I like them…even if she’s a little too clothed…it’s the free the nipple era people, she’s already freed the nipple, what’s this not freeing the nipple all about…I feel scammed, but in a good way, since looking at her is still a win…not enough of a win to say I’m a winner…I suck at life and never win…and these still are just pictures…but still better than nothing…

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2014

20

Nov

Rose McGowan Nude Fashion Shoots of the Day

A long time ago, Rose McGowan was a set of tits in an independent movie called Doom Generation, that I watched in the early 90s, and fell in love with….

As the years went on, those tits accomplished a lot, from TV shows to mainstream movies, to a few high profile enough engagements…..

Then, she hit social media, where I friended her on facebook, before her telling me that I am a horrible person, that I spew negativity, and that my “alter ego” or “internet persona”…could just as easily be one for love, positivity, and happiness, as it is one of calling out actors for being the piles of shit they are…then she deleted me…

But I still feel like we have a magical connection, but that could just be because I am looking at her photoshoots for November, in Flaunt Magazine, Flatt magazine and for Douglas Friedman….that despite being in her 40s…still showcase awesome tits…and I am still a fan…it’s like a #TBT to 1994 for my penis…

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2014

20

Nov

Carmen Electra’s Big Win of the Day

Just when you thought Carmen Electra was dead, she books a massive mainstream movie part, in something called Lap Dance…which is appropriate because that is really where her career was supposed live, when it somehow got sidetracked into Playboy, MTV, Other Bullshit, Dennis Rodman, fading into obscurity, before getting cast to be the stripper she was always destined to be, in what a spiritual person would call fate, or destiny…but what I call a distraction from her actually working the stripclub day shift where her fake tit, talentless, 90s slut ass belongs…

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2014

20

Nov

McKenna Berkley for Jeffrey Chan of the Day

I’ve never heard of McKenna Berkley, but apparently she’s a model with Ford, which historically is one of those agencies that people know…because itstarted in the 1940s, and was pretty much the first modeling agency to ever really exist…their most notable clients include Emily Rat Cow, Lindsay Lohan, Kim Basinger, Janice Dickinson and Amanda Bynes…not that you care about any of that…what you care about is McKenna Berkley…but I have no idea where she is from, how old she is, or anything that she’s really done…the reality is that everyone seems to be a fucking model these days thanks to Instagram, it’s impossible to really keep track of any of this shit, and why would you want to , just look at the pics of her in a bathing suit by JEFFREY CHAN because she’s pretty fucking great…and I think it is safe to say…one to watch…or stare at…and possibly follow home in hopes of abducting her and locking her in your basment to keep as a pet…like most sane people do.

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2014

20

Nov

Jaime King Ass for Instagram of the Day

I am a little slow to the gate on this one…it happened 5 days ago and according to internet protocol…5 days is the equivalent of 10 years ago…but still not in the realm of “it didn’t happen at all because you can still google it to cross reference it with her latest social media work”…that’s why we are all ADD idiots who focus on useless things like other people’s lives, and making our shitty lives seem more interesting…something I only really like when it involves girls being slutty, or exhibitionists, because anything else is just nonsense I can’t jerk off to…

So Jaime King….star of My Bloody Valentine 3D….who is 35 posted this ass picture, and it’s not that bad…because it is an ass picture…and it doesn’t look 35…because she’s all hollywood, even though she’s barely hollywood, but I remember the name, so there must have been at least 5-10 minutes for her, where she was deep throating producers, as girls in hollywood do, provided the producer has a big enough penis to constitute “deep throating”…when most are probably tiny penises overcompensating with shitty movies and lots of money…not that it matters…what matters is that all girls need to flash their asses…Jaime King is just taking the lead on a movement I endorse…

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2014

20

Nov

Lindsay Lohan is Fun of the Day

Lindsay Lohan attended some event where she wore what looked like a see through figure skating outfit, I know this since I am Canadian and spent many hungover Sundays jerking off to figure skating, only becausae it was the only thing on the free channel on TV…it was midget flexible girls flashing their panties…pre-internet porn…what the fuck was I supposed to do…

That said, this Lohan thing is for a Cosmetic company, which is funny, because she’s looking so broken down, cosmetics can’t save her, and cosmetic surgery ruined her, she’s not even 30 year, but still rockin’ the face of Joan Rivers…in what makes no sense, until you factor in all the drugs she’s done…

That’s not to say that I am not still a fan, that I don’t think she’s still the chosen one, or that I don’t have faith in her tits winning an Oscar…but it is to say…she’s still pretty broken…even when in this kind of see through top…and I love every second of it.

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