Not because I like rich, spoiled, entitled cunts with a team of people who cater to her every need and have since she was a kid. You know, so detached from our reality that her reality is just fucking irritating, especially when her uneducated, hick twang starts yapping for demands….or maybe that is what I like about her…I mean she is a package deal, a tight little package deal, on some recently single rebellion, filled with re-inventing herself as a hip hop star, rockin’ a tight little body…that people call be gay for loving, and if it is in fact gay, I’ll go out and get AIDS and my own float at Pride this year to celebrate just how amazing this Miley creature is….I like her…..
This photoshoot is for her upcoming album. The topless pic may or may not be a fake. It isn’t the first of Miley’s nipples we’ve seen, so it could be legit, and really who cares if it isn’t, we can pretend and pretending is good enough for the internet….just ask any of the WOW / Second Life / Catfish freaks…
The highlight of the day is the Amanda Bynes getting arrested wearing a ridiculous wig and heading to court wearing the same ridiculous wig because of something so ridiculous like throwing a bong out the window in what is hardly a crime, especially not in New York City, where hookers and drug dealers are thrown out windows on the daily, but that is a crime when a PR team are crafting a storyline to get attention to lead up to a reality show by having her act as outrageous as possible, you know since it is more wholesome of an approach than a sex tape, and still gets the public interested in her enough to replenish her and her families funds….
Her parents are even participating in the whole thing saying she used to hear voices and think there were tracking devices in the smoke alarms because at a young age the only people she trusted robbed her of her freedom making her paranoid about everything….or more importantly…cuz they want this story to go viral because it will make everyone a lot of money….
I just don’t buy this act. Everything is a lie.
What I do believe is that she’s a glorious angel sent from heaven, and there is nothing more that I’d like than to save her and her broken soul, that we can blame the entertainment industry for….through love and anal sex, and the last 6 months, I’ve been trying to get her to notice me, and interact with me, to pave the way for our glorious union, but she just ignores me….but I won’t let that stop me…true love will conquer all….I just hope she doesn’t accidentally die in the making of this bullshit story, you know getting carried away with the act because that would make me eating her out a whole new level of gross, you know with her being dead and all that dirt from digging her up…and all….
All this to say…Amanda Bynes, Be my child bride….or at least let me pay you 5,000 dollars to host a stepfather party in my basement…
We were just having a debate about this picture on Facebook. My friend Foetus thought it was Morgan Freeman, then we ended up agreeing it was Denzel Washington (the only black man in hollywood) playing Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon…..well it turns out we were both wrong, and that the ass in the tight jeans is one Tom Brady probably doesn’t fuck, because it’s too busy fucking him. You know how jocks and their locker room play is….
Yes…the ass bent over the car is none other than….Gisele Bundchen promoting some jeans…and the poster is all over New York city today…..Too bad it is a Jeans campaign, because the Jeans are the one thing wrong with this pic….they get in the way of her spread asshole….
I approve of girls who get paid to show their awesome tits…especially this Nicole Neal chick….cuz she’s actually got serious sex appeal….which is more than I can say for the other stripper looking bitches who these LAD MAGS in the UK hire.
I guess they are tired of broken down sluts, and figure they can ring in a whole new generation of girls who want the male attention thanks to the way daddy did or didn’t touch them growing up…..and shit is better than a real job….
Maybe I’m too hard on these girls, when I should be their number one supporter, because let’s face it, they do everything I want, except porn….until they pull a Farrah and try to next level their “Everyone already knows what I look like naked, I might as well fuck on camera to make a million instead of all this cock teasing a do all day, it’s only fair”….way.
She’s wearing some superhero underwear…cuz she knows who her market is.
That’ll leave a mark, at least if it was me in such tight underwear jacked up my ass it would leave a mark, but maybe that’s just a testament of my hygiene or lack of hygiene, and not a sign of everyday people, especially not models, who get paid big money to pose like this, and to know to put a tampon in just in case she has her period or miscarries on set, as to not ruin the amazing ass shot…I mean they are professionals who know a clean asshole is key, while a dirty asshole can ruin a career.
This is the reason why I try not to buy anything from anyone because the world is filled with fucking disgusting people, especially when they are getting paid 10 dollars an hour for a shitty fucking job, that would make any of us want to shit in the shit we’re selling, along with the rats that probably already shat in it….
You see I worked as a carni one summer for a month, before getting fired. I did the donut machine and the cotton candy machine and it was the single most unfulfilling gig ever….the only joy I had was knowing their was mouse shit in the machine when we set it up….and seeing the cunts take their first bite helped my anger and bitterness….a lot….otherwise I probably would have done real damage…
All this to say, this makes me laugh, probably because I wasn’t at that Houston Astros game and if I was I wouldn’t have bought a snow cone, that shit’s disgusting, I’m ore about drinking….
Jojo makes me laugh, or at least the fact that she was at one point in time considered “jailbait” guys jerked off to and lusted after, even if it taught me early on in this celebrity blog game that guys are idiots with no standards who like pretty much every single girl posing because they are hotter than their wives, especially when underage because they are the forbidden fruit….
I don’t know what she’s promoting, maybe a new album, I’m not even sure if she ever had a first album, but I am sure she dropped off the celebrity scene to fuck black dudes, you know to keep things real….a strategic move in every popstar at her peak, right before everyone forgets you exist cuz you’re not 17 anymore’s career…..
Here’s the photoshoot video…it may cause a seizure….
Miley Cyrus is probably the single hottest thing around. I say that because it upsets so many people who think short hair, don’t care, means a bitch has a cock, set of balls and is ready to back alley fuck you outside a gay club, giving you AIDS….while I know that short hair has no correlation to genitals, and in fact makes her face easier to imagine cumming on, you know since there’s no hair getting in the way….but maybe that’s just because I like bald women…from Cancer to Alopecia, I’m down….
That said, she’s thin, tight bodied, lovely as fuck….and never wears a bra…so call me a fag…while I stare at her titties….in something that is only gay if you’re in prison and the titties your getting hard for are on fat black dude who owns you……
In case you didn’t know Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes are models who were abducted by the evil corporation called Limited Brands.
Limited Brands had sales of 4 billion or more dollars last year, their biggest revenue producer – Victoria’s Secret.
Based in the midwest, the company has been catering to “middle american women” through catalog pictures of hot bodied girls they try to make into celebrities, by owning them, and promoting the hell out of them, setting them up with A-Listers, getting them gigs in other magazines….in what is all one huge evil ad telling below average chicks they too can be sexy for their husbands, give him something to fantasize about, even if they can’t…..
That’s why they must abduct girls from the third world, not that South Africa is necessarily the third world, unless you’re living in a tribe with HIV….or that the Netherlands are the third world unless you’re a strung out person on the street…..but they give these girls a stamp of approval, a green card to America, and the chance to become celebrities, in a job all girls everywhere want to have, because that’s the fucking power of marketing….
14 year old high school girls are not telling their teachers they want to be doctors or the first president….they are saying they want to be Victoria’s Secret models….and that’s some serious fucking brain washing….at 14, already committed to a brand, just because of the push they put in catalogs….pussy that I’d like to get pregnant, or at least mail jars of my sperm to, hoping they get themselves pregnant with it, in some freak accident….but pussy that probably shouldn’t be a source of inspiration for kids to idolize….unless you’re a superficial fuck like me who is happy that girls look up to lingerie models and not fat chicks…cuz maybe that’ll help the obesity crisis, increase fitness, and give me a new generation of chick to jerk off to on instagram in a few years….cuz I’m tired of all the fat….and want more girls to be flawless….and not Flawless like this hypocritical campaign, telling all chicks they are flawless while using chicks who are actually flawless….I mean if they really want to speak to fat trash, they should replace these ethnic babes with something more relatable….like Walmart Clerks….
This story happened on March 21, but the dashcam video was only released recently….
Deputy James Boyd from Montague County Sheiff’s office pulled over a black Cadillac and as he bends down to speak to the driver, he gets shot 3 times, twice in the vest, once to the face, but luckily for him it grazed his forehead and he lived another day….making him the star of a crazy fucking video…
I think this Valerie van der Graaf is a better version of Kate Upton and not just because they model for the same bikini company…but because her face has the same effect, her tits are as sloppy and her body doesn’t seem like it’s been eating for the last 6 months preparing for hibernation.
She’s from the Netherlands, which means if things had gone my way, she’d be a legal prostitute in the red light district, but since nothing goes my way, she’s just showing off her hot body for money, instead of having sex with random passerbys for money….
I guess what we’ve learned her today kids, is that everyone is a hooker, it’s just a matter of price as to whether you penetrate them or just get them half naked…..and when they look like this, that’s a good thing.
Sure, this isn’t a pic of her naked, or a pic of her in an erotic downward dog, ass spread and farting as she exhales in total utter relaxation…..but it’s still a picture of her stretching it out, in ways that touch on the magical flexible stunts her long skinny body can do on my dick….which happens to be good enough for me…because let’s face it….I am easy to please….no seriously, if you saw my wife, you’d know what I mean.
Alexina Graham is probably a no name model….not that any model has a name….they all kinda blend into one another all half naked for fashion and shit….but at least they are trying to break through all the clutter that is internet pussy by getting half naked for lingerie companies I’ve never heard of…in order to showcase their bodies and assert to the world that they fucking matter, because no one wants to work 9-5, especially not this generation of internet whores who are both model and their own personal photographers for internet fans they’ve never met…so the fact that this model actually gets paid to be in her underwear, unlike all the selfies I jerk off to every day, makes her a pro and for that, we must acknowledge her…..or at least stare at her sheer panty pics and try to understand why she doesn’t have nipples….it’s that Damn Photoshop, or maybe the whole fair skinned redhead with invisible nippples plague I’ve heard about….and seen only once before…
So the big news that no one should really pay attention to is that Amanda Bynes, attention seeker, has been arrested.
They’ll be playing it off as “she’s crazy and need help”, but I think it is safe to say that this is totally staged, mainly because of her awesome wig.
The charges are apparently that she has weed and a bong, like 80 percent of America, and that her doorman called the cops on her for smoking in the hallway….something we can assume she paid him to do.
It’s a classic, people are looking, give em a show, she’s not actually crazy, broken maybe, but really who the fuck isn’t.
I think it’s fun, and not just because I see it as a great opportunity to re-post her topless, busty, long leg, pics…
I just like seeing some erratic behavior, it reminds me that we’re not all medicated drones.
Keep up the good work Bynes, love, your number 1 fan.
Seriously. I’d marry this girl if only she’d answer my tweets…
Last night….a girl wouldn’t show me her asshole. Part of me died.
Today….someone told me to wear skate shoes to work and call a co-worker a square. But I don’t have a job, and calling my wife a square would just confuse everyone, she’s more of a sphere.
Keep it gangster by dropping out of society, or just enjoy your long weekend….
