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2014

28

Jul

Some Models in La Perla Lingerie of the Day

La Perla is a more luxurious version of Victoria’s Secret that I wouldn’t really be surprised to find out is actually a division of Victoria’s Secret, because if I was Victoria’s Secret, I would branch out from my sweatshops that I own overseas and develop my business by creating signature brands for celebrities and models that they’ve created…I would manufacture for all the competitors at a lower cost than what they would pay, since Victoria’s Secret has a corner on the market..I would do high end and low and pretty much just fuck everyone out of their underwear money…getting richer and richer and richer…

That said, La Perla may not or may not be Victoria’s Secret, it is marketed much sexier than Victoria’s secret, their current campaign, although black and white and I hate black and white…is all fucking high end and awesome to look at..

Now I don’t know if you can jerk off to this, but I probably can. I’ll keep you posted. homo.

Posted in:Fashion

2014

28

Jul

Rikki is the Hot Hipster Model of the Day

Her name is Rikki, I guess that is the cool thing to do these days when trying to be obscure, because being obscure is cool, and seems intellectual and interesting, despite the fact that everyone is trying to be obscure. It’s like hipsters were created a long time ago to be the anti-mainstream, but now that they are the mainstream, what’s become the anti-mainstream? Is it detaching from art and culture and questioning what is going on in the world, is it being the Gap wearing asshole I grew up hating…it’s not like hipster this eclectic group of future leaders…it’s fucking everyone..and with that means that everyone wants to be a nude model, because it’s artistic, or a photographer, because it is artistic…and it gives a constant flow of content for instagram…which something I am all for..

I don’t think you need to be a signed 23 inch waist model pushing 6 feet to be hot, or nice to look at in pictures. I don’t think you have to be a twig anorexic bitch to be a model. I think as long as you have a vagina and a guy with a professional camera like THIS GUY …it works for me..

So Rikki, whoever you are…I love you.

Posted in:Rikki

2014

28

Jul

Rosie Huntington Whitely and Abbey Lee Kershaw in the Max Max Trailer of the Day

So Mad Max is back. this is the trailer that was released at Comic Con. They aren’t paying me to promote this bullshit I will never see, even if the original is what created Mel Gibson. I just don’t care about a world with no Water. I saw Tank Girl….that was enough for me…I also don’t like revisiting things from my youth. I figure it’s like let this shit die off in history like it should…but maybe I just don’t like Sci-fi….

I do like models and there’s one frame with Rosie Huntington Whitely and Abbey Lee Kershaw’s hard nipples. I feel like that’s the highlight of the movie.

Elvis’ granddaughter, Lenny Kravitz’s daughter and Charlize Theron are also in it. Garbage…but it is cool enough and well…model nipples…

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely|Trailers

2014

28

Jul

Kendall Jenner for LOVE Magazine of the Day

Here is Kendall Jenner for LOVE Magazine. Rockin’ some implied nudity, something I don’t love. I figure if you’re going to be topless and you’ve already shown the world your nipples at least once, you might as well bite the fucking bullet. I mean just look at the sacrifices porn sister made for you to even be considered for a magazine spread. If it wasn’t for that dick sucking and fucking video, Kendall Jenner would not exist. I guess it is just an example of an unappreciative, entitled brat…playing model..because really she’s not even that hot. People just like her because she’s not the one who fucks black dudes, she’s not a monster and her Olympian Tranny genes are actually a saving grace and made her long and lean and not a fucking troll-dashian.

I don’t dig these pics, but they happened and here they are….

It’s not the photographers fault, I just think he would have done society a favor if when saying “I’m shooting Kendall Jenner Today”…he actually meant it…you know…with a gun.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

28

Jul

Rose McGowan’s Hot Instagram Bikini Pic of the Day

Rose McGowan is one of the more interesting people to follow on Facebook. She’s pretty fucking active. She posts interesting stuff. She’s all around a cool girl to anyone who was in their 20s during the 90s. She’s like a little bit punk rock…a little bit gothic…a whole lot of awesome, opinionated, edgy, and most importantly busty.

It’s the kind of girl who seems to read, seems to think, and who posts selfies for the sake of letting us know she’s also someone you’d want to have sex with.

I just think she’ got a cool dynamic, even though I don’t care for old chicks, but after spending time with 20 year olds, really dumb, mindless 20 year olds…addicted to their phones and Jimmy Fallon 20 year olds…I am far more drawn to a hot old chick with substance…like Rose McGowan…but maybe I’m just into it cuz I masturbated to her tits in 1996.

Either way, this pic killed the selfie bikini game this week on social media…kind of like how I want Rose McGowan to kill my face with her genitals.

Posted in:Rose McGowan

2014

28

Jul

Pam Anderson Flashing Her Ass of the Day

I don’t know if seeing Pam Anderson’s ass decades after really wanting to see Pam Anderson’s ass, even though we saw Pam Anderson’s ass before we even knew who Pam Anderson was…because the whole Pam Anderson strategy was getting famous for getting naked…one of the innovators in the 90s that encouraged girls to get shitty fake tits and dye jobs, because it was what guys liked and it worked for her…something girls today still fucking do, which kind of amazes me since it’s such a trashy and dated look….

But I guess she’s a legend and as a legend, a pro, an expert at this nudity thing, it is part of who she is and she should be showing off her ass until the day she dies even though no one really wants to touch it – thanks the the Hepatitis…except maybe the guy who was in Paris Hilton’s sex tape who I guess she met at a sex tape convention…and married a few times…

I guess the sick thing in all this is that I like it.

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Posted in:Pam Anderson

2014

28

Jul

Tour De France Piss and Other Videos of the Day

Kid Fires an RPG

Public Fetish Walk in San Francisoc…

Weird Nude Painted Models in NYC

Close Call of the Day

Swat Team Boards Plane…

The Guy Fighting off 5 Girls

Posted in:Videos

2014

28

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I saw the movie Boyhood because like most people, I thought it was an innovative concept. I’m not necessarily a Dazed and Confused fan, or that other movie the same guy did with Ethan Hawke talking about love for 2 hours…only to do a sequel with Ethan Hawke talking about love for another two hours…then another one for another two hours…but I’ve always hated when they expedite the aging of actors and never understood why they wouldn’t offer real sex, real aging, real life…instead of bullshit hollywood fantasy….

Now I think the whole thing was great. Revolutionary. Deserving of an Oscar…etc…etc…etc….because at least someone did something different in the vapid shitty shell of losers who make a lot of money and don’t think they are losers of Hollywood…

I just would have renamed it “Watching Patricia Arquette Get Fat”…

Huge Old Swiss Tits in a Bikini
GO

13 People Who Tried
GO

Toddler Crashes Car – Goes back Inside to Watch Cartoons
GO

Lindsay Lohan’s Lookin Good
GO

Thigh Gaps!
GO

Wheelchair Dog of the Day
GO

Some Cycle Crash!
GO

FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
GO

Some Hunger Games Trailer
GO

Sandra Bullock is a Monster
GO

Sassy Skeleton
GO

WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
GO

Girls in Sports Bras
GO

Book Title of the DAy
GO

Leo’s Bikini Model in a Bikini
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

28

Jul

Facebook Doesn’t Stand With Nude Selfies of People Who Stand with the IDF of the Day

Some clever pervert in Israel decided to take advantage of the state of the world there, you know passions heightened, and encourage Isreali girls to “Gaza Strip”…and write that they support th IDF on their tits or ass or whatever…

Facebook deleted it.

I was all for any excuse to make an otherwise prude girl, despite her amazing body, get naked on the internet…whether it is to support causes I believe in or not…because the truth is I generally don’t give a shit about anything political, religious and don’t feel like we have any control of government and big business doing what they do…so I just don’t even bother paying attention…

Facebook deleted it.

I will say that in my ignorance, we are connected through technology, the world is a small place and the whole concept of war is ridiculous. We should be saving up our hate and ammo and resources, pooling them together for when the Aliens attack…and I don’t mean the Mexicans…I mean actual fucking aliens..

I just think it is so easy to be peaceful. Think of the schoolyard putting an end to bullying, or marriage castrating all men…it just seems that war is a dated concept…You can stand for Isreal and stand for peace. You can stand for Palestine, and stand for peace. You can stand for tits and stand for Peace. I figure that no more violence and wasted resources when we can better the lives of everyone.

Facebook deleted it.

What isn’t a dated concept is girls getting naked on the internet. More and more girls are doing it and I am loving it whether it is supporting anything or nothing at all…

I wish I saved more of the pics…before Facebook deleted the page.

There were so man big exotic titties…what a sad day.

Posted in:stepNEWS