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2015

28

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes your neighbor doesn’t pay the internet bill for the internet, and I’m forced to get drunk, shoot guns, eat burritos and hang with surfer strippers who are clearly addicted to meth or crack, partially because they have the name of the strip club tattooed on their inner thigh….but mainly because they ask you for crack….or meth..because they’ve had a long week trying to juggle school and stripping…despite being 40 and toothless making the school story a little less believable than when she was probably under 30….

Either way, here are some stepLINKS

Sinkhole of the Day
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Dakota Fanning WHoring Out
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Topless Protests!
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Naomi Campbell Attacks Cameraman
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Death Sentence of the Day
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Mirror Selfies
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Scarjo Loves Travolta’s Dick
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Scarjo Slutty Mom
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Katy Perry is Mature
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Melissa Debling is Such a Whore
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Emmy Rossum – Tight Jeans Stretch
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This Genevieve Morton Looking Chick Staged Her Own Abduction
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Wolves and Bears Eating Together
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Sinkhole Swallows Bus Passneger
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A Whole Bunch of Side Tits
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Freezing Cold Homeless Kid Social Experiment
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Slut of the Day
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s Oscar Play
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Kelly Brook Big Tits
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Salma Hayek is Slutty
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Yoga Card Trick
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Slut of the Day
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White Panty Upskirt
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Minka Kelly Pokies
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Jada Pinkett-Smith Watches Her Husband Sex Scenes
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Gas Main Break and Explosion
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Dark Hair – Light- Eyes
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Car Crash of the Day
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Scarlett Johansson’s a Busty Mom
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William Shatner Isn’t Going to Spock’s Funeral
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Michelle Rodriguez Hates White People
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Girls in bed
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Joanna Krupa – Party SLut
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Upskirt!
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Big Tits
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She Swallows
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Butthole!
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Not So Angry Lesbian
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Some People Masturbate
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Kate Bosworth’s Gold Dress!
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I Wonder if This is Really Taylor Swift Masturbating
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Fisting.
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Rita Ora WHore
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Some Random Slut
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Shailene Woodley is Into Being Naked
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

27

Feb

Selena Gomez Thick Thighs of the Day

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Nothing says it is Justin Bieber’s 21st Birthday weekend…like Selena Gomez with her tight jeans jacked up her twat…showing off her thick things…in a red top rocking some cleavage because she paid for them tits and needs to get her money’s worth…you know since she had sex with him when he was underage and she wasn’t…like a sex offender who never got charged because it was more of a business deal to make a lot of people money…reminding us that when you’re whored out by your parents at a young age…you become a whore and you don’t even realize it because it is all you know…and there’s something magical about that…just not quite as magical about tight jeans giving the pelvic definition….in a pic I guess she thought was hot since she posted it…and that you probably find hot too..because she’s a girl.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2015

27

Feb

Taylor Swift Kissing Things of the Day

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Taylor Swift is such a slut…she can’t keep her mouth of anything…

I wonder if she’s the kind of slut who will fuck anyone, but won’t give them head…or if she’s the kind of slut who will give anyone head, but not fuck them…you know to keep her kill count down.

I just know she has been able to mask her rich, entitled, slutty ways into a storyline people actually buy into. Poor Taylor Swift, all she wants is love with these “It-Dudes”…who roll through tons of girls…but they keep breaking her heart…leaving her to fend for herself and write love songs people can relate to about the whole thing….

I say if any girl goes through that many boyfriends, either she’s a slut who likes fucking different cock, or she’s crazy and scares people off…either way, she’s not some innocent bystander getting fucked over…even if she tells us she is in a catchy and marketable way…

So Here she is kissing everything, as horny girls do…

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2015

27

Feb

Kirsten Dunst Sucking Straws of the Day

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I used to work as an orderly in an old folks home. The fucker who used to change the diapers, steal their money, and convince other orderlies to have sex with the old people, to see if anyone would believe the old people, or pass it off as crazy, if and when they complained, which was usually after they stopped having sex with them, in retaliation, because old people, like all people, love to fuck…

It was one of the least rewarding jobs I lasted 2 weeks at…I would throw up everyday at least once, because of how gross old people can be…their bodies just giving the fuck up on them…

These Kirsten Dunst sucking a straw pics…remind me of cleaning up at dinner time…when old Sally shat herself and didn’t realize it as she drank her dinner through a straw…

Unlike other girls sucking on straw pics that can tap into personal fetish of “hmmm looks like she’d suck good dick”….this is just vile, seems toothless…sad…and near death…just how you like em.

Posted in:Kirsten Dunst

2015

27

Feb

Jennifer Lopez Untouched Swimsuit Outtakes of the Day

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These are apparently some untouched picture of an old as fuck Jennfer Lopez, luckily in a one piece bathing suit for some campaign she did. I don’t know if I’ve posted these or the retouched ones, I generally like to block out everything and anything Jennifer Lopez. She doesn’t interest me and reminds me of the scam that she is…not that it matters…what does matter is that her overly made-up clown face…and strategic positioning…makes her less disgusting than you’d expect or that she actually is, but still is a level of desperate for attention, because she doesn’t need the money, sure an easy cash grab is hard to turn down…but stripping down for it, is a little deeper rooted in “I’m not too old to be hot, my fans are loyal and will still jerk off to me, I need them to jerk off to me to feel like I still matter”…it’s fame addiction, otherwise she’d be working at a diner or as a cocktail waitress the Bronx…rocking Karaoke night with some serious heat…so that her other blue collars say “you could have been famous you’re so good”…to which she asks “would you like another round”…

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2015

27

Feb

Demi Lovato’s Tanning in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t think Demi Lovato is hot.

I do think her selfie, POV, crotch shot, despite her bikini bottoms looking a little like a diaper, and her body looking a little like a pile of shit, has potential..but only because I can tell that she’s the kind of girl who knows to crop out her face, so no one can be 100 percent sure it is her, and that kind of girl…is one who takes nudes…she’s just more into showing the world her “bikini” from an angle where she looks good, proportionate and not fat….some of the perkiest tits and flattest stomachs happen when a girl is laying on her back…I guess a lot of rapes do too…

That said, I think she dates Wilmer Valderamma, the Lohan Virginity killer, so we can assume she’s a dirty fucking girl who knows how to get down…with him and probably other girls…as all these rich powerhouses are fucked…especially when it comes to how they fuck…

Posted in:Demi Lovato

2015

27

Feb

Lindsay Lohan in a See Through Skirt of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan wore a see through, possibly mesh skirt…because I guess she had to air out her vagina scabs…at least that’s what I like to think about when I think about Lindsay Lohan, not because I like herpes…the come with awesome tits on a broken girl….

I just like to challenge myself because I like her that much, as to what stage of herpes outbreak would I bury my face in her…

It’s not her fault, she’s just like most hollywood trash that has herpes, it isn’t really a big deal at least not in Hollywood, but more of a right of passage that you’ve actually made it, since everyone in Hollywood has herpes….One of those you might as well get that one out of the way early on, when you are young and have a strong immune system, so that you can blame it on being young…they have meds to clear it up fast…sure it’s for life…but motherfucker we’re millionaires..who cares…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2015

27

Feb

Khloe Kardashian Hits the Gym of the Day

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Seeing as her biological father was a professional athlete, before being a ex-wife killer..it would only make sense for the monster Kardashian to channel into her genetic code and hit the gym to try to lower that body fat percentage, but the reality is she’s more into just getting fat transfers, as this hip hop girls on instagram do, to give their asses more fat…while taking it out of their stomachs…it’s a thing that I like to think pigs like Kim Kardashian perpetuated…

The fact is that the monster Kardashian, got her face rebuilt, because the public teasing her for being a monster made her realize she was a monster, and that her millions of dollars she has access to thanks to her sister’s porn career, could be applied to getting work done to make her look like all the other plastic faced girls with fat asses and fake lips…but then again, it could have been free, because based on Kim K, it seems like there is a surgeon on staff…and an operating room in the basement of their mansion…

The truth is she looks better than ever..even though I hate this look…so I guess fake asses, plastic surgery, no panties in leggings, on a monster…make the monster something I’d let sit on my face…it’s like put a fat ass on anything and like a black dude, I’ll try to get up in it….and I’m not sure what that says about me…but I’m sure not very much more than you already know…and that is that I have no standards, I am a pervert and I’ll put my tongue in fucking vile things…

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian

2015

27

Feb

Sophie Simmons BBW Erotica of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is following her mom’s lead…and posing half naked as a model…despite not really having the look that her mom had when her mom was doing Playboy…in an era where they would cast hot girls…and not just any entitled brat or willing to get naked girl could get into the magazine…there was a level of prestige, quality control, making the whole thing erotic…but now that the world is filled with rich kids…entitled kids…kids who were on a TV show to help their dad make more billions of dollars…and their mom, in her expired model glory get a taste of that fame she once had…

So she’s just another entitled rich kid, almost too fat to get naked, even though I would argue that no one is too fat to get naked, even if it is more of a comical thing than a hot thing, who instead of getting a real job, she’s getting her big titties out…knowing that at least her dad’s loyal fanbase will jerk off to her, because they do anything and buy anything he feeds them…as long as it says KISS on it…and this one of a kind collectibel…isn’t made in China…it was made in California…and thus probably has no soul..but does have tits…and tits are good…we like tits…it’s really the only reason we’d look at a BBW for any other reason than scientific ones….

Posted in:Sophie Simmons

2015

27

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini of the Day

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Do you remember Vanessa Hudgens? Yeah, either do I. I think she was in High School Musical, a show dad’s everywhere jerked off to. She was also in 2 nude pic scandals, since the first one worked out so well for her with her little chipmunk pussy, so the second one was a good opportunity to overpower the first one, with a shaved pussy…even though we all love bush…

Either way, she brought her ethnically ambiguous ass to the internet in a bikini…to remind you that she’s still around…and depsite forgetting who she was, I’m a fan of anyone with nude pics..even in bikini pics.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2015

27

Feb

Gigi Hadid in a See Through Dress of the Day

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Here’s half Arab Gigi Hadid, who unlike other arab women, has not joined ISIS, because she’s a rich LA girl. Entitled, dating some shitty pop star, friends with other vapid shitty girls who she hangs with and build her instagram following because that’s what’s important, especially when living in the most obnoxious place in the world, raised by the most obnoxious people in the world, and your modeling career is based on your vain 80 year old father’s ego and connections…

The whole thing is so dumb…instagram model who has become the most important model in fashion right now, all thanks to instagram, access, and rich parents…and here is her nipple in Vogue…Vogue…almost on a Kardashian booking Vogue…reminding us the world is a series of idiots buying into bullshit…and other idiots perpetuating that bullshit…all to make money…to buy more bullshit…so that they too can have vapid little cunt children to keep the cycle of uselessness that pretends to be of purpose going…otherwise middle America would have nothing to envy…

Here she is walking the runway in Spain – if you care:

Posted in:Gigi Hadid

2015

27

Feb

Topless Protestors and Other Videos of the Day

MOntreal Hockey Fan of the Day

Robber Squirts Lighter Fluid on Clerk…

Hero Almost Gets Shot in Brazil

Cop Kill Homeless Dud

Bitch Slapped By a Scarecrow

Dude Gets Robbed While Texting and Walking

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Drunk Driver of the Day

Drunk on a Motorcycle

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

27

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I haven’t figured out if the fail of the day is refusing to leave the house in the middle of winter to have sex with random girls…or at least try to have sex with random girls…or more importantly get them to take off their panties in the bar and show me their pussies…as I often do…to stay home to tell a pregnant girl on tinder I want to suck the 7 month old fetus inside her out of her while licking her clit…

You know, priorities…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Woman Brings a Gun to her 14 Year Old Daughter’s Fight
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Maitland Ward is Insane
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I hate This Fucking Dress
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Stacked Ball Drop
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Mirror Selfies…
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Fame Whore…
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Russian Guy Has Balls Cut Off
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Some Electrical Wiring Problems
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Margot Robbie Slapped Leo and Got a Career Out of It
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Girl in Bed in Lingerie
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The Making of a Beer Can
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Jennifer Lawrence had a Fight
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

27

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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There are links…and then there are stepLINKS…

I don’t know what that means, but I know that I am drunk and convinced a girl to give me a topless hug, making me feel a little less of a man because I didn’t get a boner when it happened, even though she was under 25 and had great tits…I guess this is what happens when you spend your days on the couch…you turn into an estrogen filled woman…I blame writing about Miley Cyrus and other celebs no man has any business writing about….

Here are some stepLINKS that aren’t just any links…

GIFs that Bounce
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Nasty Topless Chick on the Beach
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Shailene Woodly in Panties
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Gold Digger Game is Strong
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Jon Stewart Doesn’t Give a Fuck
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Slut of the Day
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Beyonce Workout Video is Hilariou
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Woman Shits Herself Watching 50 Shades
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Kendall Jenner has a Hot Ass
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A Whole Bunch of Side Tits
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Freezing Cold Homeless Kid Social Experiment
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Zoe Kravitz in Ocean Drive…
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Llamas on the Loose in Arizona
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Khloe Kardashian Waist Training!
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Alessandra Ambrosio at the VS Store
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Nicole Scherzinger in a Tank Top
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Liz Hurley Nude
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Miley Cyrus Ass at Trader Joes
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Wall Street Porn…
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Spice Girls Old as Fuck at the Brit Awards
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Fame Whore of the Day
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Ellie Goulding at the Brit Awards
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Carmen Electra Tits at an Event
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Rita Ora At the Brit Awards:
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Amy Poheler was a Monster before Fame
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Panty Flash of the Day
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Gas Main Break and Explosion
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Dark Hair – Light- Eyes
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FKA Twigs in a Bra
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Topless Beach Pics
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Selma Blair Naked in a Movie
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Big Clit Masturbation Weirdness
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Just Eating Some Ass
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Hanging at the Nudist Beach
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Big Ass Cam Show
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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MMMMMM BREAST MILK
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Nicki Minaj Nip SLip
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Candice Swanepoel Nude for Maxim
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Big Gross Boobs
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This is Love
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

27

Feb

Kim Kardashian’s 27 Million Followers Half Naked Picture is Jokes of the Day

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I am more interested in whether this dress is White / Gold or Blue / Black…Even though we all know it is White / Gold….but looks Blue / Black sometimes…

Because this dress is more important than anything Kim Kardashian has done or will do…

SHe’s a pile of shit, the color of shit, who likely smells like shit, from all the shit she puts in her shit..

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SHe’s a pornstar in her mid 30s, who was a socialite party girl rich kid, that the public made famous for no reason whatsover…

She’s not hot, she’s not sexy, and all the bootleg versions of her make me want to throw up with their waist training and ass implants…like her sister, OJ’s daughter, the monster…who proves with the right investment, even she can look good…

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Everything about her is fake, low grade garbage….her family fucking sucks, and fuck you for following her, all 27 million of her…why do you people still care…what the fuck..

More importantly, why does she think, as a mom in her 30s, that this is hat her 27 million fans what to see. Why does she think people care to see her half naked…it makes no fucking sense to me…why is this being shoved down my throat…why does this exist…

We’re all fucking doomed…fuck you pop culture.

All this to say, Beyonce, who has 27 million followers too, you know almost as famous as Kim Kardashian….posted this workout video…

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I don’t know what is worse…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian