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2014

26

Nov

Miley Cyrus Ass Fucks Kim Kardashian on Instagram of the Day

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I don’t really know what the kids are into these days and I wouldn’t really thing that Miley Cyrus is really representative of the youth, seeing as when I was 18, I didn’t or couldn’t relate to anything going on in the mainstream, and anything the mainstream did was just fucking lame as fuck, even when trying to tap into the skateboard, punk rock, hip hop world…but maybe things have changed, and maybe with the internet, the mainstream is the underground, and this Miley shit is deemed cool, and not just parody of what’s actually going on….because I think it’s pretty cool…

I mean she rode a giant dick for her birthday, like a mechanical bull, and photoshopped herself to look like she’s riding into Kim Kardashian’s ass…

That’s amazing, even if Miley is this disconnected popstar rich kid freak…it is amazing..and that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

26

Nov

Eva Longoria’s Bikini Pics of the Day

People in Ireland fucking love Eva Longoria. It’s all they talk about. I don’t know if it is because they find her hot, or if she’s got Irish roots, or if it is because Desperate Housewives, the ONE show Eva Longoria ever did, is a hit…I just know I know Irish people, and they love this Mexican who probably could have been the hired help, had her fence jumping parents not spoiled her enough to make her an ego, who now probably hires Mexican help, just to feel above them, when not scamming the world into thinking she’s a philantrhopist…right…

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Posted in:Eva Longoria

2014

26

Nov

Gigi Hadid for Rolling Stone of the Day

Gigi Hadid is a massive supermodel now that her father has used some of his billions of dollars and some of his billionaire friends….to hook up his little baby that feeds his ego……He is already a reality TV whore with his wife…making me think they wish they were the Kardashians, and I guess this is their mechanism to whore out their daughter….to have the same level of fame as their other rich LA neighbors…it’s a little classier…but it’s a vapid waste of resources that could easily be applied to something that changes the world…but I guess in ways topless in Rolling Stone changes lives…I just don’t know what those ways are…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid

2014

26

Nov

Lena Dunham and Taylor Swift Have Horrible Parties of the Day

This was what happened when Lena and I found out that there is a rap song called 'Lena Dunham'. @lenadunham

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There is no rhyme or reason to celebrities, or how the operate, or how their secret, obnoxious, society works. I just think they are all a bunch of suck up idiots who hang out with each other, feed each others egos, and validate each other by hanging out together, while probably secretly hating each other, talking shit about each other, because ultimately, they are egos of their own, and in being egos of their own, they are conditioned to only love themselves…which in Lena Dunham’s case is too bad, because I’d rather see her kill herself instead…you know since she’s a fucking monster…

If you’re not into that, here is some Taylor Swift performing on the VOICE since she hasn’t polluted your life enough yet…

Taylor Swift – Blank Space live on The Voice from Oscar Cheah on Vimeo.

Posted in:Lena Dunham

2014

26

Nov

Miranda Kerr Poses With Herself for Glamour Spain of the Day

Miranda Kerr is some home-wrecker, ex-Victoria’s Model who once was with a famous actor making babies, because it was marketable, but boring, so she then fucked Bieber, and got fired from Victoria’s Secret, who has since been forced to figure out this cold scary world all alone, if you consider dating billionaire boyfriends who probably pay her lots of money, thanks to having some level of success, fame, money and child support, of her own, making her essentially a prostitute….I think she’ll be ok…at least looking at her ass in Glamour Spain…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2014

26

Nov

Topless Girl on Skype on Live TV of the Day

I didn’t bother googling this to see what it was all about, but it seems like it some Who Wants to Be a Millionaire style show, where you call a friend, skyped into a girl to talk about whatever it is, and her roommate, mom or sister was in the background walking around topless, in what could have been a staged prank, and what probably was a staged prank, but it got on TV, and is amazing…at least that’s what I think, because I am all about the troll..

Posted in:Videos

2014

26

Nov

Laetitia Casta for LUI of the Day

You probably don’t remember Laetitia Casta, but in the 90s when internet was first starting out, I would go on these weird porn sites to jerk off called Thumbnail Gallery Posts, which was basically a huge web of scammy internet porn, that featured previews pictures, that took hours to slowly download, and that I am sure made a lot of people rich, like the ones who moved forward with the times, and started internet tube sites…

All this to say, Laetitia Casta, was always one of the models, actresses, who would be topless in these celebrity galleries I would jerk off to, before I hated celebrities, so I feel like I know her, because in ways I grew up with her, since she’s only 36…and now on the cover of LUI, because I guess she’s still relevant in France…

I’m ready to see the inside pages..

Posted in:Laetitia Casta

2014

26

Nov

Outtakes from Fetishism Manifesto of the Day

My friends do this quarterly skin magazine project called Fetishism Manifesto, that is put out by their company IMPERIAL PUBLISHING , that features pages upon pages of amazing models, shot with a throwback to pin-up, and early pornography that was softcore, but highly stylized and even romantic and sexy, giving you the ability to really get off to it on a fantasy level, rather than throat fuck porn…that is all the rage now for you mindless idiots who just need graphic shit that is in your face…and I find all the do fucking amazing…

So here are some pics…from the latest issue….because it’s nice to see quality photos happen in this instagram era of hell…

Posted in:Art

2014

26

Nov

Chinese Girls Dance of the Day

I don’t know what this Chinese Girls Dance video is, but I know that I liked it, because Asia is fucking weird, and amazing, and the future and Asian girls can be fucking hot, since they aren’t fat, except the ones that eat too much McDonalds, and I want to eat their little egg rolls whenever I try to seduce them and fail because they are actually alien robots sent to steal manufacturing from AMERICA in order to become the world leader and richest country….that I can’t relate to….but thanks to communism controlling the masses the creepy drone takeover will happen…and I hope these two are the ones who kill me.

Posted in:Videos