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2014

17

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

My favorite thing about today’s hangover is that it never happened because I’ve been drinking the Christmas season through…but that’s not saying much because I drink everyday…it would be a Christmas miracle if I didn’t drink….but I’m more into Christmas miracles that involve people feeling generous this time of year, playing up poverty, to get all the Handouts….that I can pawn off for more booze..almost as good as phone sex….which is #TBT sexting…with less pictures and more active participants because fat chicks craving cock jump into it because no one can see them…

Now all you Americans got to Cuba…. Gooding Jr

All this to say…Here are some stepLINKS

No Thanks Christmas
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The British Man WHo Got 150k of Surgery to Look Like Kim K
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Lindsay Lohan’s Mangled Face in America…
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Girls With Hot Asses…
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Tetyana Veryovkina in a Bikini
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Jadeon Stage Stretching on the Beach….
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Paris Hilton Panty Flash
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Throwback Pam Anderson Photoshoot
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SLut of the Day
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Hot Tits
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Pregnant Biel Looking Pregnant….
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Annalynne McCord Flashing B
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Some Kate Hudson
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Khloe Kardashian Battle Of The Asses
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Jessica Alba Legs
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Bai Ling is a Ninja
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Miranda Kerr Slutty Mom
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Hot Actress I’ve Never Heard Of
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Alessandra Ambrosio Supermodel Mom….
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Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage…..
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Taylor Swift Dancing With Beyonce
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Babes in Car Selfies
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Gym Short Booty
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Jennifer Lawrecne Ass in Jeans
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The Battle of Blonde Teen Actresses
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Madonna Feels Raped…
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Girl in Beanie….
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Anastasia Ashley’s Fat Ass!
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12 Vintage Christmas Cards
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11.5″ 2 x 3 Fingers Perculator Water BONGS
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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The Worst Angelina Jolie Nude Ever
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The Best Pizzeria Fight Ever
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Lara Stone Topless
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Vagina View of the Day
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Big Tits in Lingerie
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Big Dumb Tits
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Christmas Boob Twerk
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

17

Dec

Josephine Skriver for Russh Magazine of the Day

JOSEPHINE SKRIVER the DANE, is the daughter of a lesbian and a gay marine biologist proves that the European gays can instil the right morals and values in the children they raise, despite what the Christians think, and those right morals and values is her getting naked or half naked for millions of dollars…

Probably best known for being a Victoria’s Secret pile of perfection, because they market their herd of women, she’s also done a bunch of nudity, because when you’re mom is a lesbian….your mom is a lesbian….and but she still got man cum inside her means…she’s not a real lesbian.

Her she is for a magazine….being misused…because she’s not spread eagled….

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2014

17

Dec

Taylor Swift Birthday with Selena Gomez of the Day

Here’s a hilarious Christmas spirit picture from what I assume is Taylor Swift’s birthday – because everyday is her fucking birthday – she’s got the best fucking scam ever going….and the highlight isn’t really her midriff hidden belly button, but rather her FRENEMY Selena Gomez looking on…in what you know is jealousy, hate, strategic movement, but I guess all girls hate their best friends, even when it’s not for publicity or business relationships, seriously, girls always talk shit about their girls…so there’s nothing to see here, but still jokes to me…but not as big of a joke as me writing about this..

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

17

Dec

Nina Agdal in Lingerie of the Day

I saw Nina Agdal in person…along with being a drunken rude person, she’s also monster sized, downs syndome headed, totally overrated….and must have pulled off a serious scam…by fucking the right people…or something….but then again, when in pictures half naked…for cheesy fucking Christmas shoots…for what I assume is a cheesy fucking underwear company….I mean if they were legit they’d probably use a real model, not a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model, since Sports Illustrated models…are lowest common denominator models…not that it matters..this is her job…and she’s good enough at it. because she’s half naked…

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2014

17

Dec

Paris Hilton’s Wet Spot of the DAy

I really don’t give a fuck about Paris Hilton, but when she looks like she had a miscarriage, or that she’s lost control of her bladder do to overuse, or like she possibly had one of her herpes blisters explode…I get excited but not in a I’m gonna jerk off to this old, washed up, pile of shit of a person….who has masterminded the world and made a lot of money kind of way….more in a point at laugh at this garbage ….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2014

17

Dec

Kendall Jenner for Dazed of the Day

I refuse to watch anything the number 2 most searched “model” on the internet does…because she’s a Kardashian and the idea of contributing or being polluted by her bullshit…really doesn’t interest me….but for some reason I feel like putting it on my site that millions of people see – for them to watch – just so they can let me know if it is shit or not, and maybe they can go home and talk about it with their friends, pretty much doing way more good for her than if I just watched the shit…but at least I still didn’t give them my view….but I guess I gave them your view…

All this to say…she may be the worst and part of a shitty rich family but at least she’s hot…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

17

Dec

Rachel Bilson Bikini of the Day

Rachel Bilson is on a TV show…I just assumed she was still locked up in the farm up in Canada with her Star Wars boyfriend who robbed her of her youth like he was Britney’s parents, preventing her from having fun, slutting out, and flashing pussy outside night clubs, like all the other girls from the time she was first famous were doing…..and now he’s polluted her vagina by making it a mom pussy…with his sperm….because that’s what you do when trying to trap a girl forever…just ask David from 90210…he’s on the same hustle, but with Megan fox…

All this to say, she got in a bikini pre-pregnancy….I assume…and these are the pics that are going viral…

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2014

17

Dec

Alexis Ren Hard Nipples of the Day

Alexis Ren is a new it girl, who I guess has gone viral thanks to Instagram and is now getting all famous, with campaigns for top tier brands like Wrangler Jeans that you may remember the poor kid in your high school in the 80s wearing..unless you were said poor kid…in which case you probably remember being judged when wearing them,…thanks for the memories K-Mart…

All this to say, apparently, they are making a comeback, using Alexis Ren, who ignored my email I sent her on May 10 of this year, making me kind of hate her for ruining our destiny of eternal love and happiness…

Posted in:Alexis Ren

2014

17

Dec

Barbara Fialho for Marie Claire Australia of the Day

Her name is Barbara Fialho….which sounds like Vile Ho…which hits close to home…because every girl I’ve ever slept with has been a vile ho, but unfortunately, none of them looked anything like this….

All this nostalgia is making me want to drink my feelings into numbness…

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