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2014

20

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

The @drunkenstepfatherdotcom instagram account hit 20,000 followers today…It should be at 2,000,000 followers…So I don’t celebrate silly benchmarks like this…

The only thing good about it is the Nudes I’ll be able to broker, recruit and solicit…from tinder when I make girls check out the stats…

This is my fifth instagram account. Deleted 5 times…and the first account years ago – had 10,000 followers – so if anything I am just annoyed by the whole thing.

Not to mention…you can probably buy 20,000 followers for 200 bucks…

I am just too broke and don’t care enough for that…

But dI do care about the Nudes I’ll be able to broker, recruit and solicit…when the tinder girls check out the stats…I guess it’s a good thing…I wouldn’t know since I’m too busy self destructing…

The @drunkenstepfatherdotcom instagram account

Here are some stepLINKS…

Big Fucking Tits…
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Naked Russian Cuts Off His Ear
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Mariah Carey Big Cleavage…..
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Chainsaw Masacre Prank
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Fergie Showing Off Her Stomach….
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Jennifer Lopez and Fat Joe Music Video
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Hilary Duff Fat Ass
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Hillary is the Slut of the Day
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Miley Cyrus Ridiculous Concert Titties
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Rita Ora’s Fat Tits
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Anastasia Ashley’s Hot To Take a Beach Photo
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12 People Tasting Rainbow
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Ariana Grande in Panties on Stage
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20 People Exploiting Taking Advantage of Opportunities
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Geoff Gulevich Crazy Mountain Bike Run…
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Lea Michele Pokies!
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Chrissy Teigen Making Meat
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The Sexy Cook of Chilis
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Shots Fires Over Beer Pong…
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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10 Things You Didn’t Know About Family Guy
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s at the Pumpkin Patch
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Cara Delevingne at Some Event Lookin Stupid
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Lauren Cohan….in her Panties…
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Stella Maxwell in Lingerie
Hottest South Korean Models
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Formula Off Roading Steering Wheel Falls Off
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Joanna Krupa Modeling Like it was Still the 90s
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Lamb and Baby Rhino Playing Together
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Pregnant Blake Lively Porn
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Rumer Willis Topless on Stage
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Horror Movie Villains With The Most Kills
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Weatherman VS Dog
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11 Stereotypes of Foreign Places in Gifs…
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Lady Gaga Pokies!
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Gwen Stefani Breast Feeding…
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Nicole Richie Has Weird Implants…and a Monster Face
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30 Famous Celebrity Deadbeat Dads
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Ian McKellen Explains…
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Katy Perry Stroking Her Trophy…
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If Walle was Directed by Christopher Nolan
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Rita Ora Big Cleavage….
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Crystal Heffner Topless…
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MMA Ronda Rousey…Posin’
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Taylor Swift Things You’re All Sexist…
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Crazy Huge Spider….
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14 Sexiest Inanimate Objects….
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Dark Hair Light Eyes
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Kinky Girl and her Big Tits
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Extreme Cameltoe
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Hot Naked Girl Girl in Pantyhose…
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Library Masturbation
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Greek Slutty Girls…
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Allegra Carpenter’s Masturbation VIdeo
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Some Girl’s Asshole
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A girl and her Vagina Play
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Girl With Cards in Their Ass
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Vintage Spycam Weirdness
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Vacuuming Tits
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Girl Eats a Banana
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Hottie With Big Ol’ Tits…
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Miss Ukraine is Topless in GQ
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Library Masturbation
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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Parasailer Eats It Hard
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

20

Oct

Anastasia Ashley Teaches You How To Take a Beach Photo of the Day

Her name is Anastasia Ashley, she is just as famous for her surfing, since she is a pro surfer, as she is for her bikini modelling for people like Sports Illustrated, or more importantly, Instagram, the number one modelling agency around…

She put together this video for all the instagram whores to spice up their social media, you know to trick the world into thinking they didn’t use filters when you know they spent hours trying to get that casual bikini pic, you know hours in photoshop apps to make their asses look even remotely ass good as Anastasia’s…

Video doesn’t lie, so you can see just how good Anastasia’s bikini body is…while she tries to help less talented girls follow her lead…and when it comes to half nakedness – I like when girls guide other girls into making things for me to masturbate to…so Anastasia is a hero to us all…that’s why we love her.

Posted in:Anastasia Ashely|Videos

2014

20

Oct

Kateelife is Ridiculous and Amazing of the Day


Her name is KATEE LIFE

She’s a cam girl, at MY FREE CAMS so there are probably a lot of pics and videos of her floating around…

But my pervert friend over at HOLLYWOODTUNA sent me this….and I was blown the fuck away…

Now I am not a breast man, I mean I love tits – because everyone loves tits…but these are from another fucking planet…I am assuming a very magical and amazing planet I don’t deserve to ever visit, but don’t need to be Katee has managed to embrace her talent and share it with the world…

It would be a real fucking tragedy if she worked at walmart or had a breast reduction like so many big tits before her – when clearly this is exactly what she needs to be doing.

I’m in love…at least I think this is what love is…

Posted in:Videos

2014

20

Oct

Maryna Linchuk Naked in Allure Russia of the Day

Maryna Linchuk is some Victoria’s Secret model from Belarus, who I guess could have been a mail order bride and cam girl – like so many Russians before her, but who instead works the model scenes – which would be a tragedy for anyone on the market for a Russian bride, because she’s a good one, or any Russian cam site viewers, because she’s a good one, but the good news, is that models get naked as part of their work….from Allure to GQ to all the big players in magazines trying to survive against the internet porn…they all get these models naked…sure it is for fashion…but if these was the 70s, the publisher would be getting shot for indecency charges and being anti-Christian…

I guess we’ve come a long way as a people, especially these Russians, since they aren’t communist anymore…but they are naked…and amazing because I guess communism killed off all the ugly ones…and I like that….because who needs uglies…right…

Posted in:Maryna Linchuk

2014

20

Oct

Miranda Stars in stepGIRLS VS Creepettes of the Day

We do this thing where we battle our friends over at creepstreet…in some wrestling “we do it better than you”…format competition that we are all winners in…called CREEPETTES VS. StepGIRLS….

You know their promo model team, versus ours…and it’s all in good fun and just a solid excuse to get girls on board and naked…and amazing…

So here’s Miranda – who you can follow – msalii for Creepstreet vs step_girls

I call this shoot – titties on the tracks….

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS

2014

20

Oct

Barbara Palvin Sucking Popsicles for Guy Aroch of the Day

There were once rumours that Barbara Palvin was dating Bieber, when she did her first Victoria’s Secret Fashion show at 18, because Victoria’s Secret wanted to cover up the fact that the model who actually banged Bieber was Miranda Kerr, married mom on the gold digger program – with clearly and present perversion…it was bad for the brand…

But I’ve heard that Barbara Palvin is more into the black dudes, the pro athletes…and really I don’t even know why I know that, it’s not like I keep track of 21 year old Hungarian models…I just like them when they are naked…or half naked…or I guess channelling the 70s sucking popsicles…because it reminds me of a simpler time…I’m just bummed that when doing this 70s shoot, no bush was exposed in the process, because bush is the most important thing that happened int he 70s, at least according to me, who can’t even look at a vagina – unless it is wearing a furry pubic hair hat….

Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2014

20

Oct

Kelly Brook in a Bikini of the Day

If you cross reference this bikini pic of Kelly Brook, the not so famous UK Glamour Model with supposed real tits, that I believe are real tits, because if you have seen any regular candid pics of her, you will know that she’s got a stomach, ass and thighs to match, with any of her recent paparazzi pics…You will know that she knows her angles….and how to polarize a situation.

From titty model with low level clients – to famous enough for the blogs, living in LA trying to break through the acting dream…to one day be nominated for an Oscar, despite being 40…it happened for the Old Lady in Titanic…even though the level of work she gets is fucking low level…too low level for her performance to be celebrated…but never too low for her tits to be celebrated…because men, even ones who were breast fed love tits…they are nourishing…and I guess so is everything this fatty eats…even though she doesn’t look fat in these pics, convenient for her, considering what her line of work is..right.

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2014

20

Oct

Selena Gomez Slutty for Instagram of the Day

Apparently, this is Selena Gomez for Harper’s Bazaar shoot, that she posted on her instagram, wearing some cage-like bathing suit that may or may not remind you of the cage you built in your basement hoping to lock Selena Gomez in after kidnapping her, even though you live in another state than her, you’re just a weirdo with a lot of time on your hands, with a dream – that some may call a creepy obsession, even if I think it’s justified, because she’s cute and apparently smart and strategic in all she does…a secret producer on Springbreakers, making 10s of millions of dollars…to a fake girlfriend to Bieber…she’s got it all figured out…and I can’t think of any better girl for your creepy pervert ass to lock in your basement…I just don’t think you have what it takes to make your dreams come true…because you’re a fucking loser…but at least you got the cage built..that’s more than you’ve ever got on any project you’ve had in your life…

Yes. I just turned Selena Gomez and her hot tits into a one-sided conversation with a fantasy reader who wants to abudct Selena Gomez and lock her in a cage in his basement…

Maybe you should just focus on the possible fake titty – small implant…it’s nice.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

20

Oct

Rita Ora Does the Rihanna of the Day

Rita Ora does the Rihanna every day of her life, because Rihanna is the only reason Rita Ora exists…

From what I remember, which may not be accurate at all, I drink a lot and don’t really give a fuck about these idiots, but from what I remember, even though I’m not a reliable source….

She was imported from the UK, in a time when Rihanna was aggressively renegotiating contracts, and even borderline insane, and the labels were like, we need a back-up plan – so they threw money and a work Visa at this one, she came to America and sat and sat until one day being relevant for herself…dating the right people, collaborating with the right people, and most importantly, showing off her tits to the right people…us…because tits get hits…

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Posted in:Rita Ora