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2015

25

Jan

Shay Mitchell in a Bikini of the Day

I think I am in love with Shay Mitchell. Sure I have never met her, but I am being drawn in by her ethnically ambiguous nice tan and skinny legs and hot body, coupled with her Canadian who escaped our socialist regime, slowly on the takeover, so that you Americans have no idea when everyone running your media and TV shows are from Canada, pushing out communist agenda on you, like healthcare….and maple syrup…

And with being in love with Shay Mitchell, I have decided to never sext another girl, never fuck another girl, divorce my wife, even though she pays my rent, and taking my divorce settlement of 50 dollars to hitchhike to Los Angeles…where I will attend the secret Canadians in LA social groups, where they discuss the takeover, only to move in on her, and ask her to be my Valentine.

Seriously…she’s amazing…but I may just be blinded by her vagina being pressed against the back of a girls head…cuz it means she likes head…and so do I…we are so the same…we are one…Jesus Shay Mitchell Martinez.

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2015

25

Jan

Lady Gaga’s See Through Dress of the Day

Lady Gaga wore a see through dress to some event…because she’s a fame whore, but unless she steps up her “performance art” that has zero authenticity but that is just some candy-coated novelty act, by either fisting herself, or shoving a frozen fish in her cunt on the streets while screaming things like “SAVE THE WHALES”…or whatever…this kind of thing….a see through dress…should go totally unnoticed…but I’ll post it anyway, because nipples.

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2015

25

Jan

Kelly Brook is a Doughy at the Gym of the Day

Glamour model Kelly Brook posted a couple of instagram pics of her at the gym, or going to the gym, to probably just pose at the gym, because if you’ve ever seen Kelly Brook in paparazzi pics, you will know that is not a body of fitness, but one of eating, who understands that big tits get noticed, and if you can hit it from the right angle, sucking in your belly, people will ignore said belly…so doughy, dumpy, mocked by the men who have fucked her, she’s still trying to take her Glamour model fame, to the big screen…and maybe instagram likes is all she’s gonna get…because tits get hits, they don’t always make them, unless all the stars align, like they did for Kate Upton…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2015

25

Jan

Christina Milian in Shorts of the Day

Christina Milian is doing the best she can to make herself relevant again. The fact is that she had her 5 minutes of fame, she didn’t maximize the fact that she was willing to get down and dirty in music videos, in an era before the internet really decided what was famous or not….meaning she went viral before viral really existed, and that’s harder than going viral now, where you just put out a slutty video and everyone watches it because they are at work and have nothing better to do…meaning she was top tier whore…and she threw it all away, had a kid, made millions as a co-writing credit on Justin Bieber songs, but now she’s still not fulfilled, she probably feels like she deserves more than what she has, she probbly feels like money isn’t the same as people loving everything she does….and she’s now got a reality show, these things can be bought, but no one cares…and when people don’t care you do little stunts like sex tapes, or in her case, getting her nipple pierced on TV….and now this…little shorts…the lamest of stunts…but still, for a mom, that booty is good….the kind you’d consider licking unshowered….


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2015

24

Jan

Lindsay Lohan’s Not Dead from her Bali Mosquito Aids of the Day

In case you were wondering, Lindsay Lohan is not dead from the mosquito disease she got when wearing a bikini, because as you know flies are attracted to rancid rotting shit, that we can only assume her vagina both looks and smells like….The rumor is that she’s playing sick to get out of jail again….I think she’s just doing anything for attetion..including posting panty pics to instagram…because that was the original publicity stunt, before the whole genius of tropical diseases came to her marketing strategy.

Either way…she’s the worst…and I’d still let her smear all her diseases over my unprotected dick…I mean she is Lindsay Lohan…

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2015

24

Jan

Miley Cyrus Bikini Dance of the Day

A few minutes ago, Miley Cyrus posted an instagram video of her dancing like a shitty bootleg stripper in a bikini…using her Mexican manicured garden as a stripper pole, and the whole thing was glorious, if you find obsessing over young starlet you can see naked on the internet, dancing in bikinis, in videos you can see on their own social media something that is glorious….I find it something pretty humiliating, I mean I’m a grown man, why the fuck am I spending my saturday looking at this bullshit…but for some reason..a reason I call marriage…I am….


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

24

Jan

Taylor Swift Bikini Picture of the Day

The general public, although basic, half retarded and eager to consume even all the low quality content thrown their way, proven by what is “popular”…love to talk about Taylor Swift’s botched belly button, or possible muff gut, or scar from where she had her conjoined twin that gives her all her powers removed, now that she has all this fame and fortune and doesn’t need it anymore…they’ve broke free….because she always wears high waisted bathing suits….even when they are Two pieces…

Well…today…or yesterday she was out with bitches in some band she probably owns and she posted a bikini picture…and not only does she have a belly button, no birth defect or scar, but he’s also got a pretty rockin’ body…

So overrated shit that manipulated or not…she looks good in a bikini…and that’s more that we can say about most girls…

No wonder all these famous dudes line up to run train on her…

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2015

23

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I like to cause drama with the girls I sext, like we are in a real relationship, because it makes for more passionate sexting…so when I find out a girl bangs her boyfriend or husband, I reprimand them, and it always works out good for me, because it reminds me that real life relationships suck, people in them hate them, and that I have the ability to move in and be the man of the relationship, without ever meeting any of these people…

It’s pretty interesting, when your life involves not leaving the house…Here are some stepLINKS….for the weekend…click them.

Pornstar and Her Joke of the Day
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Miley is So Gangster
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Hot Girls Messy Bedrooms
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Girls at the AVNs
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Willow Smith is 14 and has Freed the Nipple
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Taylor Swift is Full of Shady Secrets According to Diplo
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Tom Brady Talking About his Balls
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The Miss Universe Costume Contest
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Lindsay Lohan’s Virus is an Excuse to Get Out of Jail
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Jon Gosselin’s a DJ
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Jessica Alba Busting Out Her Muscles
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Miley Cyrus Booty…
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Amazing Female Arm Wrestler
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Girl Fails of 2014
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Rose McGowan’s in a Pink Sweater
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What McDonald’s Fries ARe Made Of
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J.Lo is Still Whorin’
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Old People Play Grand Theft Auto
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Britney Knees Hit the Gym
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Ariana Grande To Headline All Star Game
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Dog Runs Out of Street Out of No Where
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Charli XCX hard Nipples
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Anna Kendrick Mouth of the Day
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Motorboating in the Ladies Room
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People Who ARen’t Scared of Heights
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Alessandra Ambrosio Getting Out of Her Car
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SkyMall Files for Bankruptcy
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Pregnant Molly Sims
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Jess Impiazzi See Through
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Best Chris Pratt Bloopers
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Jennifer Aniston in a Black Dress
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73 Questions with Harry Potter
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AnnaSophia Robb is Boring
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The Penis Hipster Dress if Fucking Weird Stilll
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Lauren Pope Pasties..
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Lea Michele Cleavage
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Here is Your New Supergirl…
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Playing the Drums While Running on Treadmill
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The Russian Jerry Springer is Amazing
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Girls in Selfies
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Jessica Grace Smith Tits in a Bikini
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Sansa Star is the new Jean Grey….I think that is Nerd Talk For Something?
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Modern Bonnie and Clyde
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Some of the Hottest Girls You’ll Ever See Naked for Free….
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Cockteasing the Pizza Man
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Smoking Before a Bait
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Piss in the Face
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The best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Romance Comes By the Fist Fulll
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Naked Yoga
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Leanna Decker’s Big Tits…
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Sexy Selfies
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Naked Crackhead
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Czech Girls Fucking….
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Boobs and a Dildo – the Story of Unexpected Friends…
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Butt Skills!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

23

Jan

Miley Cyrus in a Bikini of the Day

Miley Cyrus was out being normal, with what looks like her gay best friend, who is actually her boyfriend, who you can assume may be a bit of a pussy, thanks to being raised by nannies with a silver spoon in his mouth, coddled by everyone around him….from my experience, rich kid dudes are pretty much massive bitches who still call their dad’s daddy, and cry when they don’t get to take out the family Ferrari…when they want to take out the family Ferrari…but I am just speculating based on how not into Miley he looks, which could have a lot of fucking reasons, and more importantly, after hearing Miley speak, how deep voiced she is, you’d have to like grown men, because the sounds she probably makes when getting fucked, likely sound like a truck stop bathroom…where gays meet on the Downlow…

That said, her butt is good…and when it comes to pics…that’s all that matters…


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2015

23

Jan

Emily Ratajkowski in a Bikini of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is alright.

I mean I made fun of her early on, she called me out for calling her tits fake, we become internet friends, even though she hated me, then she went completely viral, landed a movie, is pretty much set for fucking life, and when I met her in person, was actual pretty fucking sweet and nice, because I guess she realizes her scam worked, and unlike so many cunts before her, probably knows she’s on a timeline and needs to be nice to everyone around her, since at her level of talent, she can be replaced easily….or maybe I just haven’t experienced the actual “I knew I was hot, destined for fame, now the world knows, so I’ll shit on Everyone around me because I won”….but I have a feeling she doesn’t have any of that, because everyone who knows her likes her…and now I can’t mean to that, but I can look at her titties!!

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2015

23

Jan

Cara Delevingne for Tag Heurer of the Day

I know that Tag isn’t really the highest end watch. They do some midrange mall level watch, so seeing Cara Delevingne attached to it, isn’t as offensive as if this was a Rolex Ad, because it would clearly be Rolex trying to rich some rich socialite who hangs with celebrities crowd, instead of using someone aspirational, that would make me want to work hard so that I could afford a Rolex….or maybe Cara Delevingne is an “It” girl now because she is apsirpational…maybe the younger audience thing having a trust fund and celebrity friends is what life is about…you know vapid whores everywhere…going to modeling shoots and fancy parties….and having the media love everything you do because you have a bit of a different look since you’re not a natural born model…and the right friends……and I guess…that’s probably what this is all about…attach to something popular, pay it well, and maybe become popular too…it’s basically her whole marketing campaign she used on herself…and it worked…applied to watches…too bad she doesn’t look hot in it…

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Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2015

23

Jan

Fergie for Allure of the Day

Fergie defied all odds when she had kids….because we all throught she was born with man parts. That’s what her muscle tone and hard face told us….a hard face she claims was from meth after being a forgotten one hit wonder….before Black Eyed Peas created the new version of her…

Well now she’s in Allure, where she’s probably not talking about sex changes, or sucking dick for a hit, but rather being a mom with so much money her kids and their kids and their kids after than don’t have to worry…all thanks to a bunch of shitty, insincere popsongs…because that’s just how the entertainment industry works…and you can’t hate her for being better at monetizing her life than all the hotter more talented girls out there…

Posted in:Fergie

2015

23

Jan

Julia Lescova by Kesler Tran of the Day

Every once in a while, it is important to stop looking at shitty twitter and instagram pics, and shitty magazine photoshoot pics, of shitty low level models, or girls who think they are models, to focus on actual models, like JULIA LESCOVA show by an actual photographer who takes amazing fucking pics, I mean look at these KESLER TRAN ….for what I assume is TREATS …..

Seriously, this is HOT….

Posted in:Julia Lescova

2015

23

Jan

Rita Ora for L’Officiel Paris of the Day

Rita Ora is in this issue of L’Officiel and the pictures are so fucking boring. It’s like they don’t realize that up until this year, she was this UK starlet trying to make it in America as the next Rihanna, before finally finding a hit and getting where she wanted to go…you know someone who was desperate and willing to do anything to get where she needed to be….who is now where she needed to be…and not willing to do anything worth looking at…..because L’Officiel generally have good photoshoots, sometimes the kind of fashion shoot you can masturbate to…and instead of going down that road with the ratchet…they come up with this…and it’s a fail….but then again…I guess it is fitting…because most of Rita Ora’s life has involved her failing…look at her now…or don’t bother..it’s not very exciting.

Posted in:Rita Ora

2015

23

Jan

Sarah Hyland Freaks me Out of the Day

Sarah Hyland freaks me the fuck out…

She’s like some weird genetically modified troll who stopped growing at 12 because her stage mom took stage mom-ing very seriously, and knew the younger she looked, the easier it would be to get her cast on some show that doesn’t have a timeline, you know where no one ages, and she just stays this weird pre-pubescent freak…a weird pre-pubescent freak who wears push-up bras and shows off her tits like Sofia Vergara told her to…

The whole thing…weird…but what’s weirder are the die hard fans of hers who you know jerk off to her because she looks 12…yes, I’m talking to you.

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