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2014

26

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I just saw two drunk kids, probably 18 or 19, drunk off their asses and unable to walk, bragging to each other about how they haven’t got “Puke Drunk” in “such a long time”…like getting puke drunk is a bad thing…

You know as a seasoned drunk…my goal every night is to get puke drunk…it just never fucking happens no matter how hard I try..

Making me realize when you’re young and eager to be hard, you can’t puke or you look like fag….when you drink…but when you’re broken and hardened and not in a “i’m ready to fuck this hooker til she can’t walk hard”…puking is a sign of drinking just enough.


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Funny how the world works…here are some stepLINKS

Latoya Jackson Has a New Song
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Hot Chick Grinding on a Belly
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New Fetish – Girls Sticking Out their Tongues
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Dog Passes Out from happy
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James Franco Trolls His Little Brother
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Wet Girls
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Idiot and a Shopping Cart of the Day
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Sofia Vergara PDA
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Top Androgynous Faces
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Khloe Kardashian Acting Pregnant
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Walking Dead’s New Trailer
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Amazingly Stupid Criminal
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Tamara Ecclestone’s Big Tits
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Comicon Day 1
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Mexican Prostitutes in Pasties Scare Nerds at Comicon
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Kristen Stewart is a Fuckign Wreck
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Jennifer Lawrence is Single
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Girls in Costumes for Comicon
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Leighton Meester Feet for the People Who Remember She Did Foot Fetish Porn
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Good Movies You’ll Never Watch Again
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Model Changes Her Bikini Top and Tit Falls Out
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Kristen Stewart is a Wreck
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Nicki Minaj Defends her Ass
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Ashley Tisdale in Shorts
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Bouncing Boobs Sells Fitness PRoduct
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Nicky Hilton – Fat
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Weirdest BBQ ever
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Miranda Kerr Takes 15 Mins to Get Ready in the Morning
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20 Jobs that Don’t Exist
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Morgan Freeman Did Tonight Show on Helium – Because Jimmy Fallon is a Retard Elementary School Caliber Comedian for a Retard Generation
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Lucy Hale Leggings
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Michelle LEwin Ass in a THong
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Megan Fox Comicon
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Maite Perroni Nice Tits…
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Suki Waterhouse and Brad Cooper FIGHTING
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Taylor Swift Crop Top
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Jordana Brewster Shopping
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Megan Fox Comicon…
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Insects Fucking
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Anais Zanotti in a Sky Diving Suit
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Zoe Saldana wants to thank the FUCKING MEDIA
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Read this Top 10
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So That is What Cucumbers are For…
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Lesbian Shower
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Selena Gomez Pokies in a White Bathing Suit
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The Girl is BUSTY
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Random AMateur Thread!
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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21 Year Close Up
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The Ass Thread
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Nipples of the Day
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Horrible Extreme Body Mods
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Amy Reid Strips
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Lesbian Face Sitting
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Amateur Lesbian
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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The Young and Busty Thread
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Webcam Vag
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Naked and Flexible
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The Worst Case of Head Life Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

26

Jul

Sophie Simmons Wet T-Shirt of the Day

I am not a KISS fan. I realize that Gene Simmons is a good money maker. He created his act to sell product and it worked…because when you’re a sell out before you start…your fan base doesn’t expect more from you…

Meaning, I don’t want to fuck his daughter to have a real piece of kiss….I watched their show a few times and didn’t care for her but figured his fans did…because fucking his kid is better than fucking him if you’re not about the gay.

That said, after seeing pics from her see through photoshoot, her big fucking fat girl tits…I still don’y want to fuck her…but I would let her suffocate me, smother me, and feed me…because sometimes…big ol’ tits make everything ok and make everything bad…good. Including Sophie Simmons.

I guess she’s not that bad, but that could just be the tits talking…and the real question in all this is does her brother jerk off to these pics…that’s what I want to know…

Posted in:Sophie Simmons

2014

25

Jul

Lindsay Lohan May Be Taking a Pee of the Day

I could be wrong – but this instagram pic of Lindsay Lohan in what looks like panties…at night…standing in water…while her sister watches her in her dress…could be of her peeing.

I have been on spring break, I have seen drunk and medicated girls, I have witness them stripping down to take a fucking pee in the water and post to the internet thinking it is funny only to realize it isn’t..

I mean this picture is such bad quality, it looks like it was taken through a used condom, not that Lohan uses condoms…but no one in their right, sober mind, would post anything like this of themselves…but I’m glad this one did…

It’s so weird. It’s perfect.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

25

Jul

Selena Gomez is Playin’ Up The Lez of the Day

Girls are generally users…but when they are in Hollywood and their careers or making more stupid money or at least keep momentum up…it’s a lot worse.

It’s safe to say Selena and Cara aren’t actual friends, yet they both thought it was a relevant or good opportunity to get together and get some press.

YOu know don’t shy away from Lesbian allegations, post pics of them holding hands. Inseparable. Fuck with the media, the tabloids, get in bikinis…make money.

Cara probably thinks it’s funny as a rich connected girl who is now an It Girl…that she can get access to Selena Gomez one on one….and Selena Gomez probably likes that she’s hanging with a “cool it girl”…int he fashion scene everyone loves..

They are groupie-ing each other…all for the paparazzi.

But they aren’t real friends…they are just leveraging…but you’re at this level of success…you have no friends..everyone’s just using and making money…and who cares, the public love scandal…controversy anything that distracts from their own shitty life…so let Selena do some basic mind fucking…even if it’s hardly that impressive.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF THE LESBIAN GETAWAY CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

25

Jul

2015 Pirelli Calendar Preview of the Day

Calendar’s are such a dated concept. Like magazines. Digital made them obsolete.

But I guess these girls still thinks it matters to be in it. Maybe it does. I just don’t understand why anyone would ever buy one….maybe they aren’t even for sale…maybe there is no actual calendar..just digital pics for the internet to post to help market the brand of tires…without every showing a tire…

It’s weird, but that doesn’t mean I don’t like it.

This year’s Pirelli’s 2015 Calendar will be shot by Steven Meisel starring Isabeli Fontana , Candice Huffine, Adriana Lima , Karen Elson, a href=”http://drunkenstepfather.com/category/gigi-hadid” target=”_blank”>Gigi Hadid , Sasha Luss , Joan Smalls, Raquel Zimmermann and Natalia Vodianova .

Who cares…

Posted in:Pirelli

2014

25

Jul

Talula Wilde’s Gone Wild in New York of the Day

Our most famous and amazing stepGIRL TALULA WILDE …who is only going to continue to get more and more famous from here…until one day being far too famous to ever answer my calls or emails…but who may one day send me a letter from her lawyer asking me to remove any association with DrunkenStepfather.com and the #stepGIRLS..but who supports and encourages and loves our little movement right now…did this exclusive #stepGIRL shoot with our friend and famed photographer ALI HUSSAIN from GIVE ME A MILK …and it is amazing…

I mean this is one substantial and beautifully talented girl. The kind of girl I should leave my house to just stare at, which would be against my reclusive hermit existence, and really why bother when I have these amazingly shot, nude and pretty photos I can stare at instead…and now so do you.

So FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM and FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM and FOLLOW #stepGIRLS ON INSTAGRAM and FOLLOW ALI HUSSAIN ON INSTAGRAM …it will heal the world and make it a better place…just like these pics of Talula…

Amazing…I am in love…the kind of love that is forever and not just because I see her in all her glory.

Posted in:Photos|stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRL|Talula Wilde

2014

25

Jul

Kelly Brook in a One Piece Dancing to Blurred Lines of the Day

Kelly Brook posted this to Instagram 4 or 5 days ago and no one really cared because no one really cares about Kelly Brook. I can assume that this video was shot over a year ago when this horrible song was first put into the world to brainwash us and make us want to shoot ourselves in the ear to not hear it ever again…

Even the most retarded pop culture retard must hate this song by now…it’s been so overplayed…the only person who should still be dancing to this is EMILY RAT-COW…because it was the only thing she’s done that has mattered to date…and will likely be the only thing she ever does ever…she’s that level of talent…

Yet she’s dancing to it…and not screaming…all while looking 20 pounds lighter than she looked last week…making me thing it’s months old….but its’ still some UK Glamour Model living the dream in America…doing American things…with her big tits America doesn’t love, but that the UK made famous enough to bring her here…and the whole thing isn’t that magical…but tits are worth looking’ at always…so here they are.

TO SEE PICS OF FATTER KELLY BROOK PUMPING GAS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2014

25

Jul

The Ass Leonarodo May Fuck / Toni Garrn in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Toni Garrn and part of her PR hustle being a Victoria’s Secret model is going through initiation with Leonardo, on his yacht, where he probably doesn’t really talk to her, but knows it is for the benefit of a company he must have invested in early on.

It just doesn’t make sense that girls who run in the same circles and work in the same place bang the same dudes.

That only happens in escort agencies and brothels…

So unless the cast and crew of Victoria’s Secret are actually hookers…there is no rhyme or reason as to why she’s involved in this…but maybe that’s why she looks so miserable…although that could just be because she’s german and that’s how germans do…they are too pragmatic for happiness…unless they are participating in world domination…

Here’s her model ass…pretending Leo isn’t gay.

Posted in:Toni Garrn

2014

25

Jul

Hannah Ferguson and Paris Hilton for Carl’s Jr of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is a Sports illustrated model who HAS AWESOME TITS …and like other Sports Illustrated models before her…has booked Carl’s Jr ad featuring Paris Hilton, because her pussy looks and smells like burger and more importantly, because someone at Carl’s Jr owed her a favor…but I guess she serves her purpose and makes this Hanna Ferguson look hotter than she is…it’s one those “Put her next to the bird women – she’ll shine” – situations but with more burger eroticism…

I get annoyed promoting companies who don’t give me money – doing it for free even though they are worth a billion dollars….and can afford to pay me…It’s not like I eat their burgers or love their burgers…hell I don’t even like this ad very much, it’s like Paris Hilton is old and annoying, let’s fucus on hot girls having sex with burgers not old washed up bitches having sex with burgers because it is the only thing left in the room that they haven’t had sex with….

Posted in:Hannah Ferguson