Alessandra Ambrosio has been modeling longer than most of us have been alive.

She was like the cartoon character that is always pregnant, only instead, the lingerie model who is always a lingerie model.

She was like Regis and Kathy Lee before he died, just always around….never not present…until he died….

Only instead of random interviews, she was half naked in her lingerie.

Through it all, even in her younger years, I questioned why she was a bikini or lingerie model.

There was nothing that really stood out about her, maybe she was athletic, maybe her model implants were subtle, maybe she wasn’t a fat slob in a time when fat slobs didn’t really exist….so she wouldn’t have been a fat slob….but she was very fucking ordinary.

Maybe people wanted a normal looking model to sell them catalog panties….

Maybe people find normal looking to be exceptional because they are from a small town of fat slobs, in a time when fat slobs do exist and whined hard enough to make brands like Victoria’s Secret, who created Ambrosio, fold their strategy and hire fat slobs as their models, in some bizarro world no one asked for….

Never listen to the losers of the internet is what I always say as a loser from the internet…but I am the kind of loser on the internet who keeps to my damn self and doesn’t DM brands or find other losers of the internet to rally and protest mall brands to include my kind of loser into their ad campaigns….

EVEN THOUGH a guy jerking off in the changing room watching women shop for lingerie would be great for a super bowl ad.

Point being, she’s 50 years old,. and her ass still looks great in this shoot from Barbados, even though I never really thought her ass looked that great when she wasn’t in menopause….

Check out this shoot….

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