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2015

06

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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The problem with asshole pics…is not getting enough of them…I guess that goes for all nude selfies because I hang in the wrong circle…one where girls don’t feel comfortable sending asshole pics…even though they know that’s all I care about….especially on a hot summer day…because real asshole on a hot summer day…unless it’s on a juice cleanse for 38 hours prior…is better in picture…

I don’t know what I’m talking about but help make me go viral by following me on instagram @drunknestepfatherdotcom …because that’s all people care about…and I care about what people care about when plotting my escape from my monster wife…but not enough to produce content they want to see…and I’d like to say I try…but I don’t…but I should…because if I did…#rich.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Thigh Gaps of the Day
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Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck Together in the Bahamas Post Break-Up
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Nicky Hilton Ass Flash – Wardrobe Fail
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Florida Man’s Beach Sex Cost him 30 Months in Prison
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Kylie Jenner in a Red Tight Dress
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Slut of the Day
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Kelly Monaco in a Bikini
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Fresh Prince of Grand Theft Auto
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Some Victoria Beckham Nonsense
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Nic Cage for Superman
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COurtney Stodden’s USA Bikini
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Anastasia Ashley in Bikinis
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Paris Hilton in a Bikini TOp Because Herpes Fights Cancer…What?
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Christina Milian Bra Top Hooker
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Liv Tyler is a 38 Year Old Rock and Roll Heriess
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Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin Together on Independence Day
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Nicki Minaj Nipple
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Oldest Woman in the World Eats Bacon and Eggs Every Morning
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The MExican Weather Girl Blew UP Reddit
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The Streets Barber
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The Best Trampoline Piss Ever
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Smaantha Mumba in a Bikini
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Some USA Flag Bikini Slut
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Dianna Agron Dress
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Nicki Minaj Fights with Joe Biden
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Irina Shayk Pokies
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Cheesy as Fuck Big Tacky Breasts for Playboy
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Nicki Minaj in Pantyhose
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People Trolled to think Independence Day was Moved to February
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Irina Shayk in a Red Dress
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Sienna Miller – Bikini
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Models in Sexy Outfits
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Elizabeth Olsen Panty Flahs
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Miranda Kerr Legs at an Event of hte Day
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Man Finds the Original Nintendo Playstation
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Epic Boat Tits
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Fat Person VS Haters
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Eva Longoria Hard Nipple
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Ireland Baldwin is a MONSTER
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Demi Lovato Falls
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Redheads Smoking Weed
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Royal Family of the Day
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Sienna Miller in a Bikini
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Topless Protesters of the Day
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Julianne Hough Crotch Shot
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Rihanna in Shorts
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Big Fucking tits
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Cosby Admits to Drugging Girl
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Soft Core Porn GIFs
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US Soccer Anus…
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Naked 18 Year Old
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Gayest Cameraman Ever
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Miss USA Contestants Doing Porn Edit
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TOP TIT-TO-TIT Scenes in Movies
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Some British Chick for USA
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Big Tits Dressed Like a Caveman
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CAM PUSSY!! CAM PUSSY!!
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Britany Robertson Sex Scene / Nipple
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Jesse Andrews Naked for Terry
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Lesbian Co-Workers..>being Lesbians
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Girl Smoking a Bong in Sheer Panties…
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The best, Freash, Young Amazing, Live, Naked, Girls…
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2015

06

Jul

Bella Thorne’s Seducing You of the Day

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She knows exactly what she’s doing here…and you’re all falling for it. Idiots can’t control your animal instinct to want to get up inside a young as fuck girl, who wants you to want that…but who will never give you that, and if she did, you’d be breaking the law, but you’d think it was worth it, because there’s no way you’d ever say no to this, even if you know it’d be wronng to say yes…which is the problem with boners…

16 is legal in Canada and I don’t fuck with anyone under 18, they annoy me, but I guess if I wasn’t allowed to, or didn’t have the option to say I don’t want under 18 year olds…maybe I’d be as into this girl as you…

What it comes down to is that she wants this, and you’re falling for it…this is how she propels her career into her 20s…get the perverts now…and the rest will follow later..

I feel like I’ve already seen these pics before…btu whatever…you’re a creepy pervert…

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2015

06

Jul

Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip of the Day

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Nicki Minaj is some doughy clown of a pop act, that is not hot, interesting, fun or compelling. She’s just the same trying to figure out what the people want puppet, who happens to exist, but who probably shouldn’t exist, it was just good timing…

She’s really just a one hit wonder who has managed to stick around, I guess thanks to social media and showing her tit on stage.

I am more interested in anything that doesn’t involve a girl in fishnet pantyshose looking like she’s vacuum wrapped…and disgusting..

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2015

06

Jul

The Women of ESPN’s Body Issue of the Day

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ESPN does a homoerotic issue every year, where they get a bunch of athletes naked, because in case you didn’t know, girl athletes, unless they play tennis and aren’t the big Venus…or surfing…are monsters…with clits bigger than your dick..which isn’t saying much..but it’s saying these sculpted bodies are terrifying..

I guess I just like my girls skinny from eating disorders, not skinny from low body fat due to massive muscle mass…to stay competitive monsters…But they technically have female reproductive organs, even though they seem like machines, so it’s not as gay as jerking off to an actual tranny, something I assume you do…..

I mean, I don’t really want to see any of these girls ride my face for hours because they have good cardio…and not just for fear of them rubbing off my face…

Here are the pics of girls…

VIA ESPN

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2015

06

Jul

Jessica Simpson’s Helicopter Photoshoot for AMerica of the Day

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Jessica Simpson posted this picture for the Fourth of July, mocking the American Troops who have died for your freedom, by being a relatively beefy girl in a bathing suit, pretending to do what they do…or maybe I am just looking too much into this attempt at being a modern pin-up thanks to having the body of girl big enough to have been considered hot during the Great Depression, mainly because at her size it meant she could afford more than just dirt and cockroaches for dinner…so fancy…where as in this generation it means..you can afford fast food…how the times have changed…

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2015

06

Jul

Elisabeth Olsen’s Panty Flash of the Day

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The wind was on our side…something that happens very rarely…hut when it does happen, it feels like the gods have spoke, and all the stars have aligned, because the natural elements of the Earth…meet the man-made fabrics of a specific skirt design, allowing us to see Olsen Twin sister heaven…

Unfortunately, Elisabeth Olsen was not on our side, because she wore panties…but it does remind me that panty flashes and hard nipples in white t-shirts during rain storms happen all the time…so get outside…if you’re not scared of the world because it is a horrible place, or because you are too lazy to leave your house because it gets in teh way of napping and not wearing pants.. like Me!

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2015

06

Jul

Chelsea Handler’s Fake Tits Waterski of the Day

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Chelsea Handler is the fucking worst…but women liked her cunty brand of comedy, they thought it was funny, I just found it bitter that she never made it, not that I ever really listened to it, I didn’t have cable that her show was on, but I just naturally saw her as the attention seeking fame whore who tried to be an actor, and chose comedy instead, because acting didn’t work for her, and girl comedy is just easy to pull off…and requires very little skill especially when you haver writers…

So this 50 year old, constant breast implant flashing, makes sense to me, now that she has no show, the one thing she was defined by…because her ego got inflated and she believed she would be the next Letterman..when really she was just a rude bitch…rather than an intelligent voice..up on some Jimmy Fallon low brow shit…

So this is her stance, her platform, all she’s got left…and it’s too bad it’s boring as fuck…you know the spirit is there…but the execution is just garbage…I am sure there will be more to come…even if this shouldn’t make anyone cum.

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2015

06

Jul

MILF Doutzen Kroes Does Instagram of the Daay

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Ex Victoria’s Secret model…Doutzen Kroes…posted some pictures of her partying like a slut…flashing her body…like a slut…in a club…like she was one of the groupies throwing her panties on Doutzen’s Husband when he DJs in Ibiza and he pulls them all backstage, now that his bitch is some old, tired, ex VS model, who has served her purpose and made him kids, allowing him to go back to fucking new models, like he was the casting Director at VS, now that this one is old and forgotten…because there will always be new, fresh, exciting pussy…and I guess Doutzen Kroes is having a hard time accepting that in this “LOOK AT ME”…party slutting..that I appreciate…but I guess I’m not her kid googling my mom at pre-school…

It all seems desperate, the best kind of desperate…keep up the good work.

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2015

06

Jul

Kendall Jenner’s Coffee Shot of the Day

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Kendall Jenner stole the obvious joke when posting this picture of her in a see through shirt, covering her hooker kardashian nipple, that isn’t really her fault for doing, she can’t really help the brain washing her mother raised her with, it’s not like she’s allowed to socialize with normal people, or can related to normal people, living her secluded, surrounded by her shitty family existence…something that will probably end badly in the next 20 years…but in the mean time, involve her posting pis of her coffee cup..in the most slutty and subtle of ways….

She’s a Kardashian, this isn’t porn, so I guess selling Kim out for the sex tape has allowed the rest of the family to not need to whore themselves unless they really want to, like a single mother stripping to save college money for their kid, that she ends up spending on meth, so the kid can go onto do the same thing her whore mother did…

And so the cycle continues…

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2015

06

Jul

Taylor Swift’s Volleyball Serve at her Mansion of the Day

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Taylor Swift had some stupid fourth of July party at her ocean front East coast mansion, where a bunch of idiots attended, because she’s Taylor Swift, top of the charts star who you can’t say no to, especcially when you’re Gigi Hadid trying so hard to be as big as the Kardashians, aiming for the follower spillover share-for-share instagram plug while Taylor wants to seem like she has friends, and Martha Hunt, tags along because that’s what hired barbie dolls do…and I guess the real question is how much cocaine was there…or how much of any drugs were there…kids these days love fucking drugs…Molly at the ocean…but more importantly…how many orgasms did sex addicted, masked by love story, Taylor Swift had…including but not limited to ones from her cake cutting brother…

Rich people are so weird.

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2015

06

Jul

Miley Cyrus Does Fourth of July of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is such a fucking phoney…she’s spend years fucking around on TUMBLR as she wasn’t allowed to leave her house during the Hannah Montana formative years, where her record label and team created this character, that is clearly a fucking joke, and clearly fading fast, because people see through bullshit lies and a lack of authenticity, but I guess since the beginning of the entertainment industry, authenticity has always been replaced with Marketability and how to maximize as much money as possible, without the retard public buying the bullshit to realize…so throw diversions at them, like fingering a model behind a truck and other strategic moves…and the whole thing is pretty dumb, and getting harder and harder to notice…since we’ve seen her do everything and we’re ready to move onto the next one in line…. she’s over….I mean would be over if the general public wasn’t as lame as her.

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2015

06

Jul

Charlotte McKinney’s Trashy Face Has Tits for GQ of the Day

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That’s all you need to see in this video to see that she’s a broken down, overrated, doesnt’ deserve to be on TV, will be done in 4 minutes, if she’s not already done, but will find a rich boyfriend to marry like her sister did, because that’s what girls do…I mean she obviously already dated a connected dude who got her on TV before ever even exisiting…My prediciton is the dude who own’s Guess?, who has always liked trash with tits, from Anna Nicole Smith to this, who in his older age, is lowering his standards…

Seriously, she’s just a hooters girl, who pulled off something I call Tits…because American loves tits, even when the tits belong to Tax Evading “Bahimians” raised in Florida..

She’s the worst…but yes…she has tits…get over the fucking tits..and make her end like she was that girl with the tits who got big from the Blurred Lines video..

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2015

06

Jul

Demi Lovato Falls of the Day

I find joy in watchign Demi Lovato fall on the slippery stage someone you can see is clearly slicking up to make her slip and fall..we can assume someone hired by Miley…the co-star in her underage lesbian sex tape that has never been leaked…

I wonder if I would like it more or less if she got injured in the fall..because I lack empathy and take joy in other people’s struggles..

Except when those struggles are some spoiled brat rich kid cocaine addiction that they diagnose as bi-polar cuz bitch can’t handle her shit…those kinds of struggles annoy me – not so much during the struggles when they are wrecks doing dumb shit, but after the struggles that they’ll tell you will always be a struggle, as they act holier than thou and that’s just annoying…you’re rich..fuck off and dance..monkey..even if you can’t do that right…

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2015

06

Jul

Eva Longoria’s Bikini Ass of the Day

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Eva Longoria was in a bikini…and it reminded me that Eva Longoria exists..you know 30 something Mexicans who don’t look like they are 300 lbs corn tortilla addicts are an genetic glitch, some scientific advancement, or maybe it is that Eva Longoria, first generation America, over compensates as an Americam, and shits on Mexican culture, until she is asked to make statements about Mexican americans, like some kind of Figurehead or leader of a movement she knows nothing about, because she’s a fucking princess, who hires Mexicans to clean her fucking mansion…and even makes shews about the shit…

She’s so famous internationally, people fucking love her, except maybe the Jews, since she compared Trump to Hitler, and jews don’t like that, unless they are casting their next producion, in which case they don’t care, becasue Longoria fills seats…something that amazes me more than her average body…

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2015

06

Jul

Sarah Hyland in a Bikini of the Day

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Creepy Modern Family star, who looks like she’s 12, which makes those of you who jerk off to her Sex Offenders to me, because age of consent is 18, and even if she has the mental capacity of an adult, she speaks directly to the men who want to fuck young girls….like you..you fucking weirdo…

I always feel uncomfortable looking at her, but probably not as uncomfortable as the guys who actually fuck her, but I doubt they feel uncomfortable at all, like I don’t feel uncomfortable looking at this at all, it’s fair game dude, the law is on our side….she’s just been on hormone therapy to stay relevant on her show, and not old and disgusting…but more importantly, they are LA scenesters, producers and sexual deviants who she gets retraining orders from…

Meaning…Sarah Hyland looks like she’s going through puberty…at 30…and wants you to experience it too…a valuable life lesson she got from being raised by hooker Sofia Vergara…

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