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2014

02

Sep

Bar Refaeli in a Bikini of the Day

Bar Refaeli was implicated in the nude picture scandal, there was a pic of a girl spreading her asshole that they claim are her…

I was about to post the pics from the scandal when they were all over the internet – but that I decided to not post because I am not an idiot and I know that the FBI and the Legal team behind at least Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton, two 100 million dollar franchises are going to go for fucking blood.

It’s really not 2006 anymore, where you can get away with posting this shit, now there are laws that aren’t worth fighting – because there is no glory in reposting pictures that some asshole stole from their computers or phones…and there is no glory in going to jail or having legal issues over pics of people you don’t care about.

I don’t know if I am getting old, a conscious, or bored of celebrities, that their nudes and sexts aren’t interesting to me. I don’t know if I feel bad about people being violated, haing their shit stolen but prefer when girls leak or send their own pics for attention…

I just know that there was a weird mix of people involved, that there is more to the story than we know, maybe even an insider leak, and that as much as I like as asshole pic because it is the gateway to a girl’s soul, I actually prefer her in self shot bikini pics, because they are still good enough for me to want to fight for Israel just to impress her…enough to get Leonardo DiCaprio herpes on my face…no homo – I am not a fan of Leonardo DiCaprio…but I figure her vagina comes stocked with that…

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2014

02

Sep

Paris Hilton is Dirty of the Day

In case you didn’t already know….Paris Hilton is really dirty.

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2014

02

Sep

Izabel Goulart is the Best Plane Passenger of the DAy

I have travelled, very fucking little in my life, but enough to know that I’ve never been on a plane where the girl sitting next to me looks anything like this, or stretches like this, or is on seats anything like this. I am more of the back of the plane, hit by turbulence, too fat for one seat but too cheap to buy two seats, sitting next to two other pigs in the same situation as me, our fat spilling over onto each other, cramming the people in front and behind us, all while sticking up the plane with our fat person stench…

It’s like this Izabel Goulart shit should be an ad for business class, because it seriously makes me want to save up money I steal from my wife to travel business class, and not just because I hate the prison I’ve built for myself, but because of the small and unlikely chance that I’d end up next to plane porn like this…leading to me mile high clubbing myself until they have to make an emergency landing and I get arrested for being indecent.

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2014

02

Sep

Rihanna Paddleboarding in a Bikini of the Day

Rihanna went on a bit of an instagram rampage in her bikini because I guess she didn’t like that other girls were getting all the attention for being naked and hacked, all while nude pics are Rihanna’s wheelhouse, they are her expertise, they are her marketing strategy, I mean that and getting beat the fuck up by her boyfriends….

Shit makes money, so why not show her asshole as she is paddleboarding – to the paparazzi to say “I can be violated of my privacy intentionally too”…


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2014

02

Sep

Anna Kournikova in a Bikini of the Day

Anna Kournikova posted this labor day white bikini pic to her facebook page that reminded me of why I love Anna Kournikova…

Firstly, she’s known as a tennis player and I have a tennis player fetish. It’s a sport where the girls can be lean and athletic, white and rich, fancy and luxurious…pretty much the opposite of me…all while grunting and sweating in short skirts flashing panties…like little porn sluts, only it’s acceptable because it’s sport…

Secondly, I don’t think she’s made any money off tennis games in the last 10 years, she doesn’t do the circuit, she doesn’t compete, yet she’s so fucking famous from tennis, more people know her, a non tennis player than actual tennis players, and that makes me laugh…She’s scammed the system…because hot girls get everything they want…

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2014

02

Sep

Eiza Gonzalez Has the Best Shorts Ever of the DAy

Eiza Gonzalez is some rich an what may be famous Mexican….for what I like to assume is her taco that she’s stuffed into a pair of really ridiculous shorts on her quest for American fame and fortune…you know just another Mexican taking your white people jobs because she’s got the resources to get a work visa and to wait out a job…it’s bound to happen…and while she waits she’ll just linger around paparazzi hot spots…dressed like this…because unlike the Mexicans I know, including my mother, who was short thick and one too many corn toritllas to fit into her spandex she loved to wear when hooking, this Mexican is like the new age Mexican, not necessarily native to Mexico but mixed with actual quality genes from what I assume is Europe and not the Mayan Riviera…

She’s good. Even though I generally just like Mexican women to breast feed me like they were my mom…Tacos in Shorts work too….

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2014

02

Sep

Jewel in a Bikini of the Day

I think this Jewel Bikini picture for instagram, that I guess she posted because she’s happy with her what must be 40 year old body, up on some recently divorced girl hustle for male attention like so many divorcees I’ve had sex with – because they are keen on getting as much cock as possible in them – making up for lost time and trying to finally have good sex since marriage doesn’t come with good sex…

I mean they are so desperate and eager, they even end up with me, just to try me out, only to go back to their husbands saying “shit, marriage wasn’t that bad, even though I thought it was the fucking worst, before fucking this guy I met in a bar”….

All this to say, the pic is better when you play this song along with it…

Sure, she’d be more interesting in her bikini if her hollywood career didn’t work out for her when she was living in her car after driving to LA from Alaska…But bikini pics of her 20 years later are good enough…I guess…

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2014

02

Sep

Joanna Krupa in a Bikini of the Day

Joanna Krupa posted this bikini picture of herself to her instagram, I don’t know if she’s really relevant anymore, or really ever was…

I just think she just pulled some awesome scam that involved booking dancing with the stars, right when her glamour model career was about to dry up and end.You know when she was fed up with all the sex for money she probably had to have in order to live the life of luxury she wanted. I can’t confirm she was a hooker like so many of these wannabe famous chicks before her…and I guess after her…but I can say that from an outsider perspective on her body and her body of work alone, it kind of looks like that’s exactly what she is…

Her show has been cancelled, I assume she’s pushing 40, she’s still enough of a babe though, I guess Eastern Europe has that going for them, money hungry babes, all thanks to communism, not that Krupa knows anything about Eastern Europe Communism. She only fucks with that if it’s an opportunity to exploit for money because she’s from there and born there…but raised in America since she was 2…and pretty far removed from that…but luckily for you, not far removed from wearing bikinis.

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2014

02

Sep

Kendall Jenner’s Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

What better way to celebrate little Kendall Jenner doing the ALS challenge in a bikini, you know Kendall, the Kardashian who probably has the most going for her in terms of looks, but who I assume has the least going for her in personality, since she’s been on TV and around this life since she was around 4 or 5 years old, which makes for a horrible person until it all falls apart and disappears – leading her desperate and willing to do everything to get another hit…all while developing a substance abuse dependency, since fame is generally a horrible thing that destroys people…

Than to post pics of her sister, the one OJ fathered in her whore mother – showing her tits…after fully rebuilding herself from being the monster she was – to being kind of hot…

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