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2026

11

Sep

Charisma Carpenter’s Bikini Bottoms of the Day

Charisma Carpenter is some nerd masturbation for the nerds, who have proven that once you are jerk off material to a nerd, your sex appeal never dies, even if you do…

We’ve got nerds jerking off to Carrie Fisher’s tits posthumanously ….they are just committed to what they like and never quite move on from what they like because that would destroy them at their autistic core.

The good news is that 56 year old Charisma Carpenter, who was in Playboy in 2004, doesn’t seem to be as disgusting as most women pushing 60, at least not when she crops her pics to be of her pussy in a skimpy bikini, all bikini waxed so the grey pubes aren’t visible, or the raw leather that has become her cunt is under wraps….giving you something to fantasize about unwraping not wrape-ing…you sick fuck..

I don’t know if the sick fuck is the girl producing the granny smut, or the dude jerking off to the granny smut, encouraging it, forcing her to give into it so that her COMICCON appearance fees stay high…

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2026

11

Sep

January Jones Still Exists of the Day

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January Jones still exists…

She is the barely controversial set of tits that people loved during Mad Men….

I don’t know if she sucked dick for that role, which was her only real role, but since it was her only real role, and hasn’t worked since, I’ll assume she did….

It could be that she’s living off a cash payout from the SPERM DONOR who made her a baby.

I have never seen Mad Men, so I don’t really know what kind of acting chops she has, but since I think acting is a fucking ponzi scheme, I don’t believe it actually exists…

Just because they tell us it is an art form that requires talent, doesn’t mean it’s not just the same high paid assholes memorizing a few lines…

I get that you have seen BAD actors, but just because bad acting exists doesn’t mean GOOD acting exists, they two don’t have to exist….

There can be TERRIBLE actors and normal people who just memorize lines…that have scammed the system…

ANYWAY…

She still has her tits, those SINGLE MOTHER tits, the SCANDAL TITS that never disclosed who the SPERM came from, but the SPERM came from somewhere…

Anyway, she’s producing pornography for her SOCIAL MEDIA..

Even old trash need love sometimes….

Which is why I like to jerk off to my neighbor’s used tampons….

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2026

11

Sep

Candice Swanepoel Out in the Wild of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel was always one of my favorite Vicotria’s Secret models.

It was not because she was raised on a plantation in South Africa, where racisms ran rampant and the whites and blacks were treated like different species.

It was becasue she was a hot bodied blonde chick working for Victoria’s Secret, staying loyal as shit to Victoria’s Secret, never working with another brand.

She is now in her mid to late 60s, so she’s not quite what she as as her menopause dries out her mud flaps…they are now sad flaps.

She still looks good for a granny aged plantation owner….but her fitness arms are a bit like those of a professional boxing man…

Anyway, she’s out in the wild, surviving life without Victoria’s Secret…even though she probably still works with them.

Less of a Barbie Doll and more of a GI JOE, or maybe one of those WWF dolls that were popular in the 80s…STONG.

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2026

11

Sep

Kelly Brook Still has the Big Tits of the Day

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Despite Kelly Brook’s efforts, she was always a fat chick to me.

You could just tell that she had starved herself for the photoshoot or the Titty Model lifestyle and that she was one emotional break from deciding to commit to eating the way her body wanted to eat, securing a belly that matches the tits…

In her case it took being in her 40s and having the support of an industry that seemingly loves fat chicks.

The fat chick makes them money, buying into fat products that make them feel like they aren’t fat chicks…

Buying into products that give them that dopamine hit, forgetting they hate themselves while making that transaction.

They are an easy breed of woman to manipulate…hence why I married one…

She was on disability and I knew rent would always be paid so that I could focus on my non-earning creative ventures like running a shitty website no one gives a fuck about.

It would have been a lot harder to pull off if I didn’t have her disability checks to finance my drinking, putting a roof over my head, paying an internet bill so she could watch her bullshit social medias..

So we should collectively thank that fat slut for the existence of this internet playground no one visits…more of the creepy kind of playground you expect to get raped and killed in..

The point of the story is Kelly Brook is leaning into being a socially acceptable fat chick…

Let’s hope whatever she’s leaning into breaks, so she can get skinnier while maintaining them titties again.

Ooof….i wonder if her ankles are sore from all this standing..

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2026

11

Sep

Weird Boobs of the Day

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These are some self proclaimed, or self identified weird boobs.

The girls putting the pics of their tits out there, calling them weird, may or may not think they are weird enough because otherwise they would be wearing three layers of t-shirts, bras and sports bras…

Once a girl starts putting pics of their tits out there, it’s usually because they know pervert dudes love all tits, even the weird ones.

Unless it is for medical reasons, so some weird empowerment, where people celebrate their retardations by owning them, and loving them, or a social experiment that proves men are wear and love all tits…

These are hardly WEIRD enough by my standards, I’d expect weirder, since there are some pretty sickatating tits out there….

But who are we to decide what is weird and what isn’t….the tits uploading them have that AUTHORITY…

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2026

11

Sep

Charlotte Lawrence in the Bathroom in Lingerie of the Day

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When your dad has a hit show, it would be unethical and irresponsible, at least as an entitled rich kid, to not take advantage of the family’s success, and find a way to make it about herself…

Here is Charlotte Lawrence, daughter of Drew Carey’s Kate and the guy who does Ted Lasso, which is apparently some massive show people love, that I’ll never know, because APPLE are sex pests who have ruined my life…

She has been showing off her skinny girl titties for as long as she’s been a thing, or trying to be a thing, which at one time was an aspiring model in hipster nude shoots, which became being a singer….

I figure, the industry likes their own, and it should, so her world is her oyster.

She probably grew up with other rich kid idiots, who are also working on taking over the family business in entertainment, but they are probably less see through titty tops fucking the camera in a public bathroom…

Which means, Charlotte Lawrence should win this fight and end up at the top….at least that could be your skinny girl fantasy..

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2026

10

Sep

Sofia Vergara’s Still Maximizing the Tits of the Day

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There is something to be said about a woman with big tits, still using the big tits to get attention, even when she’s very fucking old and rich.

It’s one of those things where they get the fake tits when they are getting their start in America after fleeing their country as a refugee because a drug cartel killed her brother….

Landing in Miami with the tits that she may or may not have used to to smuggle drugs into Miami…I saw that episode of Nip Tuck.

Using those tits to elevate her Miami experience as a refugee, since people love tits…and eventually making it.

She made huge money, still makes huge money, the tits fucking won….

But all these years of a high back balance later, she still pushes the fucking tits…like it’s her only marketable skill, like it’s her only asset, like she’s conditioned to think that’s all that matters….which it does…

Maybe she is just as passionate about tits as you are….

Either way, she has her cleavage out, it may remind you of the rub and tug you went to and was pleasantly surprised the refugee human. trafficked to stroke your happy ending was of the South American variety, instead of asian…

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2026

10

Sep

Kylie Jenner’s Bikini of the Day

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Like her father, Kylie Jenner is a transgender win…

She has benefited by the advances in the plastic surgery they developed for the trangenders….you can’t call them TRANNIES…it’s a hate crime apparently…

I mean, someone who cuts off their own genitals is probably a little unhinged….at least traditionally they were… G.G. Allin…right..

So you don’t really want to misgender them, or they’ll go fucking mental…just cooking, roasting, boiling, ready to pop…

Anyway, Kylie was born ugly, probably biologically with vagina, but she’s applied the same tools men who want to become women, thank to being assigned the wrong gender at birth, use to become passable women…or as passable as possible.

So you end up with this porn looking thing with a spacer in her twat so it doesn’t heal closed…

ANYWAY…

From ugly to porny…KYLIE JENNER story..

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2026

10

Sep

Country Sluts of the Day

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Country Sluts are a beacon of hope in this world of condo dwelling wage slave idiots.

The wage slave man who lives in the city fantasizes about being a real man, rather than some cuck who sits on the screen and whines about gluten or other feminine traits they’ve acquired in the last 20 years of being soft…

That’s the reason shows like Yellowstone are popular, women want the parody of real men, men are drawn to the parody of real men, because they are all a bunch of low testosterones…

So seeing a chick who seemingly lives in the wild, doing wild things, like hunting, fishing and farming, driving ATVs, maybe even some level of trade work…CAN she weld, or build a barn….you know, do the things they are supposed to do, but can’t because they are bitches….

Just feet in the dirt of nature….the way we were supposed to be before the human greed machine destroyed our lives.

Here are country girls…

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2026

10

Sep

Jennifer Lawrence’s New Face Joins Instagram of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence has officially joined instagram, but it’s safe to assume she has a burner account that she uses, it’s just now she needs to promote herself to keep her management team happy.

She’s a little late to the fucking game, considering the average person is probably bored of Instagram and wishing and hoping that it dies a horrible death.

Clearly, she’s being told that she needs to get on instagram, to secure her celebrity, to build her audience and to monetize by selling them exclusive content or products.

Did you know that all of the talent agencies are investing heavily in CREATOR ECONOMY, from signing internet people, to giving them movies and TV shows, brands, etc.

Old celebrity is being replaced, so old celebrities like J.Law need to get with the fucking program.

There is a lot of money on the table, since J.Law is one of the single top celebrities of our times, even if she hasn’t done that much work in the last few years as a mom.

That money is being on social media like a shameless influencer whore…

They are all shameless whores, but there was at one time a line in the sand between self promoter who was level and celebrity who was high level, those lines blurred, because apparently they are all self promoting low level trash.

Clearly, she’s not new to shameless self promotion, rememberthe nude selfies, she got a hacker arrested and servicing a life sentence for leaking her nudes and showing us her great tits…

But when they do it more secretive than on a “Public Forum”, it seems more exclusive.

Nothing is exclusive when everyone is reduced to the same kind of bottom feeder.

Anyway, she’s got a new face.

Her first post is a video of her laying down terms and conditions in viewing and commenting on her content….filled with threats that she will delete her social media if people don’t follow her bullshit rules.

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