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2016

02

Dec

Irina Shayk For Love Magazines fucking Sucks of the Day

I guess she doesn’t suck, she takes it on her uterus….

I appreciate Irina Shayk, I like her hot Russian whore hustle, who managed to move away from being a straight up whore, to being knocked up with a celebrities baby at 30 – which is the time all these bitches lose their mind and feel the need to lock in that cum to their uterus – ideally with the right rich guy who’s not too annoying – ALL THESE BITCHES ARE THE SAME…

Now I don’t care that she’s knocked up, I’m not one of those “Oh know that 30 year old hot Russian opportunist is damaged goods now”…she’s always been damaged goods, she just looks good being damaged goods…and it’s possible her stomach will be ravaged and never the same – and it’s possible her pussy will get blown out – but it’s likely already happened in her manipulating men through that pussy….cuz that’s how these women do it…especially russians…THEY ARE DARK….

This is a GHOST parody, where Irina plays Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze remains dead, and I don’t know how they got the right to use the song, but assume IRINA sucked off the Righteous Brothers as getting things out of men is her thing…

I do think Love Magazine’s advent calendar was an interesting thing many many years ago when they first did it, there was a cool, artsy, weird, hot models in videos every day until January 1st, you a massive program for the magazine that barely exists…

But they got greedy, fame whorey, and possibly owned by the Kardashians, where the last 5 years has been Kardashians or Jenners or Hadids or any “it girl” of the time doing the same shit all these other it girls are doing…leaving us with really fucking basic, uninspired videos they can all go “Omg did you see that nonsense”…only it won’t happen because ultimately no one cares but the self involved cunts in the videos – and the people who put it together who think this shit matters or is a big deal – when it’s just lazy and a joke…

That’s all I have to say about a hot as fuck pregnant chick raping clay with her hands from an iconic movie where we all jerked off to Whoopi Goldberg at least once…while trying to determine whether she was a man or not..

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2016

02

Dec

Emma Stone Irritates me but Not as Much Fallon of the Day

I accidentally watched this last night – because my neighbor has a digital antennae and wanted to show me that you don’t need those pesky cable bills to get network TV – like it was still the 50s-80s – when commercials financed the shit, before they realized they could charge monthly fees on top of commercials to finance the shit, and more interestingly product placement within the shows that are already being funded by commercials and monthly fees – because hollywood and entertainment is a scam…

Anyway, it was nice to see the fall of the traditional TV model, all the ads were pharma, and that means the only people watching are 90s, and I guess it made me happy knowing that the internet fucking won…even though these big companies are just as evil, just as crazy controlling, and just as capable of making sites like mine die…

BUT THAT’s ok….

So Emma Stone was on the show and after Fallon sucked her fucking dick so hard, like uncomfortable fan boy because he’s a annoying pansy with a show designed for social media – they played a childish school yard games people relate to because they are vapid and empty as he does – because that’s his whole angle and what people expect of him – and I figure there’s a fetish in here somewhere – as Emma Stone re-enacts baby Got back…with her weird mouth that I find disturbing – but not overly offensively disturbing…

Good times…

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2016

02

Dec

Disabled Guy Gets Hits By a Car After Trying to Meet a 14 Year Old and Other Videos of the Day

Elevator Technician Not Too Good at His Job

Guy Getting Called a Home Wrecking Dude

ATM Stealing Win

Idiot Films Himself Speeding – Ends Up in Accident

Car Vs Red Light Runner

Woman Jumps In Front of Truck and Lives

Never Touch a Man’s Hat

The Mom Who Tries To Look Like Barbie

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2016

02

Dec

JoJo Levesque in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Jojo Levesque is the mystery Jailbait from an era of long ago who is no longer jailbait…because she’s old but she was jailbait piece of meat perverts jerked off to before she turned 18….even though she was never really hot….because Americans fucking love under 18 year old girls…

She’s obviously back on the scene trying to get some attention, unless wearing a bra for the paparazzi has nothing to do with trying to get attention and everything to do with style…of showing your big jailbait that is too old to be jailbait…but that was jailbait tits…that quit when they were at the top to date black guys…bad girl…because the white dudes who were into her – are fucking racists….

TITTIES IN A BRA…

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2016

02

Dec

Stephen Hawking’s Words of Wisdom for Fat Bitches of the Day

Hey Ashley Graham and other fat models who deal with the “health issues” associated with Obesity, that are scientifically proven to be associated with Obesity, in typical lazy fat person form, by speaking to all the other fat women out there and claiming they are sex, and to own themselves and to not to listen to body shamers. You know a movement of empowered fat chicks who think it’s ok to be fat – and more importantly – think it is ok to be half naked while fat – because for some reason being an exhibitionist to fat chick festishists and other fat chicks is being a strong, powerful woman, and not just because it takes an elephant gun to take you down, but because in your soul you’ve convinced yourself all your fat chick eating is ok…it’s not self destructive and killing you….so get naked it’s a better life…don’t look at the mirror with disgust and think you are fat and should work out because the shamers aren’t your doctor – who are we to judge – just because we know medical research..and what you’re doing is fucking wrong…because our PENISES TOLD US SO…you’re disgusting…

Well…Even Stephen Hawking thinks you’re fat bitch…

She’s in a magazine where she admitted she doesn’t want to be fat – and being fat was just a marketing angle…


“Do I sometimes wish I were thinner? God, in the old days, absolutely I did, but now I feel that to lose weight would be disloyal to myself,” she says. “A lot of who I am is connected to my size, and I am so happy with who I am.”

Graham refuses to credit it all to just being a “pretty face.”

No kidding you’re an icon to fat chicks you idiot…and she’s not even that fat – she works out and Here she is working out – or making a dude lift her – because she knows she hates being fat but loves that it is her angle – that she milks to make her money.

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2016

02

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I realize that I live an empty life, so I decided to do a little giving back to the community, so I had to find a charity or cause, so I looked into my soul and tried to find what meant the most to me…..I figured since I like women, and women need to support women, in this women are god feminist world we live in….I decided to take on battered women, figuring I’ll get laid in the process, so I just send out some emails to the local shelter for battered women with a nice pitch on a course I want to teach the battered women – who will be new to the dating world and will need to know how to keep a man happy – since they have a track record of not being too good at that…and the only answer I have is a course on how to sexy selfie…it’s what I know, it’s all I know…

So I don’t know if my email that reads like:

“I like beat up bitches, I think I can teach them how to not get beat up no more, Pussy Pics. Let me teach them how to pussy pic proper, I’m an expert, I’ve got pussy pics from so many girls – not all broken like the women in your shelter, I think it’ll do them good. Pussy Power”…..

Waiting for a reply…FINGERS crossed…

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Retro New York
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Mid Season TV Premieres for Anyone Who Still Watches TV
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Orlando Bloom Runs Pregnant Katy Perry Belly
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Lohan is Young and Delicate
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Blind Ones Describe Loved Ones to a Sculptor
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HUnter S Thompson’s Pot is On Its Way
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8 Lemon Challenges
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Betsey Johnson’s Apartment
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Really – This Chick Tasing Her Pussy Doesn’t Get Clicks
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2016

02

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I spent the last hour talking to a girl I met in tinder – who told me I was disgusting because she’s a feminist and I’m apparently a monster – that I convinced to meet me at a bar – where she showed me her period art – or pictures of her period art – that she claims is celebrating femininity – because she’s right – a period is a girl problem, if anything it leads to blowjobs for us, if we’re at the right stage in the relationship where they put in work to keep you happy and don’t say “just ruin the sheets with my wet from blood – so I don’t need to be turned on – pussy”….needless to say – me saying that I was only into bush – wasn’t enough to get her to give me a handjob in the bathroom while calling me daddy or more appropriately – the Patriarchy…..

But I’m back…I’m back for stepLINKS….because I bring it…consider it BRANG….

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Girl in Underwear Tasers her Crotch
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Kate Beckinsale is Hot with Cleavage
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Phoebe Price – Holiday Fame Whoring
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Hilary Duff is Single…
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Apparently Kim K Asked for a Break before Kanye Went Nuts
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Jennifer Lawrence Legs and Mangled Botox Face
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The Most Gruesome Parasites
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Kate Moss Christmas Shopping – Boring…
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Matt McConaughey – Surprising Fans
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Amber Heard Out for Dinner – Like a Whore
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The Britney Biopic Promo Pic is Hilarious
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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Pics
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Bikini Sluts/ SI Models in Bikinis for Art Basel
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Chernobyl’s Site Gets Unique Engineering
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Shakira is On Set and It’s Boring
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Rose McGowan Nipples
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Instagram Whore of the Day
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Creepy Oprah Pic of the Day
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Santa House of the Day
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The Aquatic World With Philippe Cousteau
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Em Rat Cow is Garbage at an Event
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Mariah Carey – Nipple Slip
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Buzz Aldrin – Dead
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Bella Hadid and The Weeknd Together for Victoria’s Secret…Cuz they Fuck
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The Best Thing Ever Found in an Breakfast Sandwich
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Milk Chocolate Turkey – Why…
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Rihanna with Royalty
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Irina Shayk Pregnancy Pics
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Canadian’s Threatening Drunk Drivers with Nickelback Songs
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2016

01

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Tongue of the Day

Bella Thorne demonstrating eating pussy – to be a racy little hipster social media girl – who entered this world from the acting side of things – thanks to her family being strategic at selling off the kids to Hollywood…

She does the grey area whoring for attention – that you can’t pinpoint or point and throw dollar bills at – like she’s a stripper…but it’s definitely fetishized as fuck.

If I see a young girl eating pussy in bed – without the other pussy – but clearly just doing tongue tricks like she is eating pussy – because anything for attention – all I am going to think is – how she eats pussy….

Now I don’t know if she’s come out as bi-sexual, but all girls are – and it would make a great storyline for her being an empowered / sexualized girl…catering to the creeps, the perverts, pretending to just be innocent and fun…I’ve seen that porn….over and over…so her strategy makes sense and speaks to my soul…

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2016

01

Dec

Shelley Hennig in a Kiddie Pool in the Shower of the Day

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Shelley Hennig is a reminder that there will always be new pussy to focus on, fixate on, stare at, or even follow on social media….I follow something like 7,000 girls who don’t follow me back on Instagram alone, because I thought “They are kinda hot, worth looking at in their slutty pics, and possibly jerking off to if I am really in the mood to jerk off to some half naked girl, who is often times fully naked in her instagram stories, because that is the world we live in, social media is porn”…..

So this one posted this image, that isn’t hot or erotic or anything, but a reminder that SO many girls will get naked for jokes, for likes, for fame, for fun, because girls are all programmed to be exhibitionists that cater to male erections….PROVE ME WRONG BITCHES..

Now who is this Shelley Hennig…who sin’t famous really, well she’s a 2004 Miss Teen USA, and now 12 years after being a teen, is a Soap Star and CW Series Star, in a show called TEEN WOlf, in Horror movies called OUJIA…like real fucking low level…but still one of a million girls…worth looking at…so thank you human race for being disgusting, but having a gender we are programmed to want to fuck…because it gives life purpose…

Here’s some more of her social media antics..shes got 1.3 million followers…she matters..

I like her…

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She’s funny…

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2016

01

Dec

Courtney Sixx Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Courtney Sixx is Nikki Sixx’s wife – who is with him for a long and romantic time….and not for the nice houses and the good life and ultimately – who are we to judge their relationship, the foundation of their love affair, how and why they are together…maybe he’s a great guy…the best guy who supports young hot women…not that Courtney Sixx is young or hot but she probably was when she locked him in…and who are we to say she’s just a concert groupie….

What we can judge is why the fuck is she doing staged bathing suit pics for the paparazzi, why can’t these girls be satisfied…why do they need to be so shameless and fame hungry, she’s got a great house, great life, good things going on, a rich dude who probably doesn’t cheat on her that much..yet she wants to be seen, paparazzi, tabloid, style half naked…not looking great…really looking broken…but as a SIXX….asserting herself as a SIXX…even though SIXX isn’t even his real name…because work any angle she’s got…unless this is for their family Christmas card….Rock and Roll…a confusing place.

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2016

01

Dec

Christie Brinkley Lookin’ Alright for 100 of the Day

Christie Brinkley keeps things real, by having a ton of plastic surgery done, but at a certain age, like when you’re in your 70s, looking like this, all semi-clown faced, but not overly clown faced, whether we are talking about this ex swimsuit model, or Dolly Parton, or really anyone post menopausal, I fully appreciate, if anything get turned on by their mangled plastic faces, because they are old as fuck and it’s better to cum on a smooth surface than something that looks more like my ball sack.

If you know what I mean…

It’s the teens and twenty year olds filling out their cheeks and lips that offend me….while this one’s a beacon of hope that we will all find a Christie Brinkley of our own…to carry us into retirement, but as someone who has only fucked one woman over 30 and it wasn’t by choice, it was a marriage for convenience situation that meant free rent if I did it, I hope that happens for me, once my fat wife dies prematurely from obesity….but I doubt I’ll be living to 90, the time needed to turn a 29 year old into a 70 year old, who looks like this…so maybe the better strategy is to just keep fucking the under 30 year olds until I die…that way you don’t feel in prison with one bitch…even if that bitch looks like this…

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2016

01

Dec

Horse Face / Injected Jacked Up Face Bella Hadid and The Weeknd Rekindled of the Day

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I find it really depressing that the world, myself included, are posting pictures of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, even if I write about calling it out for being the garbage that it is, and that the women, mainly the Kendalls and the Hadids, who aren’t actual models, just are jacked up faced instagram sluts, in the Fast Food version of lingerie…that isn’t even hot to look at…it really isn’t…just go onto instagram and you’ll see 1000s of hotter girls that are less annoying….the level of followers or whether brands like Victoria’s Secret, that are garbage, but rich garbage, endorse them or not is totally irrelevant to whether they get naked, or whether they are hot, and this being some beacon on level of success is just fucking stupid…but all this shit is stupid…we live in stupid fucking times…where nothing has substance and nothing matters…

But the tabloid story is that WEEKND, Canada’s Got Talent winner, with his voice of an angel that the world fell in love with, that has allowed him to break streaming records on Spotify – yesterday alone – with his songs that everyone love…was fucking this Hadid when she was just getting started at coat tail riding her sister….before her horse face looked this weird…and while he was dating her for the tabloids…he was fucking other girls in Canada – who I know….making their whole thing almost as big of a joke as me knowing about their whole thing….and last week they officially broke up…and this week they are on stage together…even though they never actually were together…and people are saying shit like “AWKWARD”…or whatever…when bitch is so empty and soulless awkward doesn’t exist…and homie probably fucked her before and after the show…you know since they’re in paris together and people like to fuck….very fucking dumb story, dumb post, I’d apologize but I’m too busy hating myself for participating…

This is my life…are you fucking kidding…fast food candy coated dog shit…that’s what this is.

Here she is in a see through at the after party…

Here she is in the LOVE calendar bullshit advent calendar nonsense – that I’ve posted every day of december for a decade – where they mooch off various it people of the time

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2016

01

Dec

Lookin’ Good Kaley Cuoco in the Leather Pants of the Day

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I like to shit on girls…it’s a fetish….but not actual shitting because I am the kind of person, despite being disgusting, I like to pretend that people, all people don’t shit. I try to avoid shit conversations, or walking in bathrooms after people shit, it disgusts me….even when it gets on my dick during anal….I am anti shit….

But here’s Kaley Cuoco looking like shit…even though I don’t the mangled faced 35 year olds who look like clowns…I don’t like this aging process, melting faced – but making 100 million dollars in the next few years…

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2016

01

Dec

Hilary Duff is Single with her Hermes Blanket of the Day

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OMG Hilary Duff’s face is all mangled and duck faced like all the other bitches on TV getting fillers…She looks like a Pam Anderson variation of human…where

Hilary Duff likes her Hermes blanket because the logo is an H…and her name starts with an H…OMG…vapid half retards like really simple vain shit…that can allow them to connect with overpriced bullshit product in a personal way…because she’s empty…

Literally empty, because her and her trainer broke up, I thought it was for life…I thought it was real…I thought it was forever….I thought it made babies in her…if dude was smart like Irina Shayk, he woulda made that cum stick….

It’s safe to say that this is an add, but her thick legs and ass, are magical…

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2016

01

Dec

Mangled Face Lohan is Accepting Aging Despite Her Mangled Face of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan has a mangled face. She’s jacked it up with drugs, bad living, self destruction and more importantly fillers and other plastic surgeries that left her looking more like a Kardashian over the last 5 years than a Lohan, and not the good Kardashian…but Bruce Kardashian…

But now she’s gone and accepted her life and her mangled face and the career she’s thrown away with bullshit, delusional statuses like:

It’s about that time to recognise gravity is taking over my upper half (or so to speak) #age #numbers #foreveryoung when you get home. Sit down. Analyse your future & see the wrinkles!

Because it’s good to be a rich spoiled brat…where everyone sucks up to you…so that your botox scars remind you of the aging process as you continue to fade into obscurity – with zero command over your audience that was pretty fucking into you for a long fucking time…convert that shit better you stupid fucking bratty crackhead…

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