2019
13
Dec
Charli XCX has her tits out again but this time you can’t see the five o’clock shadow growing on them, must have had electrolysis. She hairy….
Apparently, someone had explosive diarrhea in her face, cuz she’s that kind of girl, you know the kind you shit on…so if you’re into that kind of thing, this FILTER’s for you.
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2019
13
Dec
Charlotte Lawrence as it turns out is NOT joey Lawrence’s daughter, she is Jennifer Lawrence’s daughter she put up for adoption and chose her Hollywood fame life….
I’ve seen her nudes, I know she’s on that Farrah Abraham kick….TEEN MOM….and here are her daughter’s titties in an outfit..that shows off the titties…
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2019
13
Dec
Inka Williams is the best there is. She is skinny, she is young looking, she is hot, she is good times….she is in a bikini, she is on vacation.
She probably makes a lot of money and this is her living that life she deserves because at least she’s not an influencer for being a fat chick who is pushing some bullshit….about being a happy fat chick…posting half naked pics about how proud she is that they make XXL bikinis..
This is the kind of Influencer / Instagram Model I say you send her all the brand deals…I’ll buy what she’s selling, ideally if it includes dirty panties as these girls do.
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2019
13
Dec
Ashley James whoever the fuck that is…we call her the Tiffany Haddish of tits, because I don’t know who Tiffany Haddish is either, but for some reason…bitch is everywhere.
I can say that she’s got the right fashion style vibes…cuz you can SEE HIS TITS…
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2019
13
Dec
There is a lot of hype around the no carb diet, and I am all for it because it makes fat chicks less fat, and less fat is better. There is no better low carb snack food than BEEF JERKY …
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2019
13
Dec
Jennifer Lopez wants you to look at her tits, I guess with age comes wisdom, or maybe with age comes a want to be seen as more than just an ass, which is probably why she milks that Versace dress every chance she gets, you know cuz she doesn’t live in the fucking past.
I find it weird for a 50 year old rich as fuck, already made it, popstar, actor, producer, media empire running MOM aged bitch, wanting to compete with hot young girls and ride out her “hotness” that I never found all that hot….but the ego is a weird fucking thing….you have to remember these are really fuckign DELUSIONAL people who have really WON by all standards and on all fronts…so if they can keep bringing it, keep getting that positive attention, keep selling out shows, and keep relevant…they don’t kill themselves….it’s when all that ends that they do kill themselves…so lets hope it all ends for this money grubber, not satisfied with what she has, flaunting her bullshit, cunt.
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2019
13
Dec
Kiernan Shipka is the new Sabrina the Teenage which, who unlike Melissa Joan Hart, you can’t get a customized video of her saying your name through some silly app for the 25% discounted price of $150…..they target me with her ad all the fucking time and I don’t even like or know or care about Melissa Joan Hart…and I don’t even remember thinking Melissa Joan Hart was hot back when she was on Sabrina on TGIF…I was too busy staring at Caroline Rhea’s tits…and laughing at my friend who had a crush on Caroline Rhea….which got weird when Caroline Rhea got that daytime talk show….
That said, I am sure you can swindle Melissa Joan Hart into a masturbation cam show through that app, if you are charming enough as women instinctively want you to watch them jerking off…
That said, it may not have anything to do with the new Sabrina, but Kiernan Shipka doesn’t interest me.
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Posted in:Kiernan Shipka|SFW
2019
13
Dec
Lindsey Pelas is the Louisiana dream that really isn’t a dream at all, but that does have big fucking tits, that she’s been an ambassador for, or a host body for, over the last long time thanks to instagram….
I don’t know her backstory, but I know she used her tits to get to LA, and I know that being in LA got her tits on the MTV redo of the Hills, where she got to hang out with Mischa Barton….because we as a people will always like America blonde chicks with monster tits…
THis is her working out, not news to anyone really, but worth watching cuz of the tits…obviously.
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Posted in:Lindsey Pelas|SFW
2019
13
Dec
While I was shitting blood and scrolling through instagram, I saw this video and had to share it with you, because it features a FULL FUCKING ASSHOLE…so I reported it…as I do…I figure it is not justice to delete me off Instagram a dozen times for being inappropriate even though I’ve never posted pics of my asshole…even though it would likely be one of those medical instructional loopholes thanks to all the sitting I’ve done all these years…
So I’ve become the WORST kind of vigilante ever…
When I first started the site, it was a process that involved convincing girls to get naked, convincing advertisers to be open minded and sex positive, and less uptight and hypocritical…and despite never really “WINNING” at life….unless you consider WINNING AT LOSING to be WINNING…which I don’t….because I was left in the dark….I still appreciated girls getting naked.
Then every other motherfucker out there, from mainstream media to the Kardashians to all the other whores being whores began being naked sluts, and all go rewarded with billions of dollars….leaving me in the dark….to fester and get bitter….but now it is mainstream and everyone and their mom is doing slutty content multiple times a day and getting paid for it….my bitter ass must put a STOP to it…
But alas, when report this content, I am told, it meets the terms and conditions of INSTAGRAM….and Zuckerberg and his shareholders don’t mind being PORNOGRAPHERS….as long as they can PRETEND they aren’t with political stories and other more important thing than all the ILLEGAL shit that goes down on their platforms….not that this is illegal..it’s just a butthole…but still.
Posted in:Videos
2019
13
Dec
Ariel Winter is a doughy twart…I don’t know what a twart is but it is a typo I can get behind…I like to think of it as one of those divine intervention moments…where a higher power is channeling their message through me…I am just a conduit…
I love when I see writers, or people who call themselves writers, say shit like that…like that the creative process just comes to them through their body without much though….so pretentious and obnoxious…
But here I am…LIVING that moment…in this Ariel Winter post…TWART….a fuckign TWART showing her TWART…even though she’s in panties…because she’s a fucking trashcan, empty, looking ot be filled, pile of fucking lard, ready to eat all the Christmas cookies.
I don’t find Ariel Winter interesting, but thanks for the inspiration behind TWART…piggy, neckless troll…but living in a society where panties are like pants…allows for us all to see what “Ladies” these ladies really are…cuz as long as it’s not being fisted on a porn site, it’s not slutty in their mind, luckily…just having vaginas make them slutty in OUR mind.
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