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2011

21

Jun

Rima Fakih Bikini Inappropriate with her Dad of the Day

Either this bitch was sold off to her neighbor for a couple of goats, or this is her in a bikini with her father acting inappropriate, at least by American Standards, which is funny cuz she’s Miss USA…..and god knows what incest desert muslims are into, breeding like crazy people, building their own rogue army and killing off those who disgrace the family in the eyes of allah and shit, a missing person gone unnoticed by the tribe, cuz no one’s ever seen the bitch’s face, as she’s always been under a sheet and can’t be recognized….

That said…if I was that dude I’d be thinking to myself “this is my kind of father’s day”…..as long as she knows a cock tease must always finish the task at hand….

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2011

21

Jun

Ashley Greene Short Shorts and a See Through of the Day

Someone’s looking for attention! Short shorts with her ass hanging out, a jug of water and some see through native shirt like she’s heading back to her camp sexy campsite…

I guess that’s what happens when your Twilight movie you’ve been riding for attention hasn’t hit theaters yet and your latch on relationship with a homosexual has been who was all the rage when first got involved with him and pretended you didn’t fuck him, cuz fucking in not very Christian, even though the Jonas brothers are seemingly very jewish…from hair to their name…I guess it’s all part of their make the money while we can campaign…..because based on how this slut works the cameras, there’s no way that pussy isn’t getting slammed on the regular…at least you’d hope it is getting slammed on the regular…cuz otherwise it’d be a real fucking waste of a pussy… but she is a good marketer who taps into the minds of the youth…and there’s nothing hotter than a good marketer,….I mean other than good tits, good ass, good blowjob skills, good cooking and cleaning ability, etc etc etc, you know what I’m saying….and that’s that marketing skills aint shit…especially when it’s all crafted by her team of experts….it was a little MBA humor or at least an attempt at it that totally didn’t translate over the internet…

Here are some more pics of Ashley Greene all sweaty in Tight Pants of the Day

Posted in:Ashley Greene

2011

21

Jun

Mannequin Sex in Public of the Day

Not sure what’s going on in this video – but I’m sure you can relate to it…you know on those lonely nights when all you wish for is someone to hug…or more importanly 5000 dollars to buy you that Real Doll cuz you don’t actually have to try to talk to a real doll to get her to fuck you, you also don’t have to settle for an imperfect human, or in your case a disgusting bitch who can’t get fucked by anyone else so she agrees to fuck you… you can kinda just make her the way you want her and have your way with her the way you want to…and she won’t judge you for your action figure collection or the fact that you still sleep with your mom when you have nightmares…if you know what I mean…

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Posted in:Viral Video

2011

21

Jun

Shia LaBeouf’s Girlfriend’s Ass in Denim of the Day

There is no explanation as to why I felt posting pics of Shia LaBeouf’s girlfriend’s ass in jeans seemed like something you’d want to see….it just kinda happened and I ran with it….

Her name is Karolyn Pho, I assume she’s trying to get notcied, known, or work cuz why else would she date Shia LaBeoufs, or any actor for that matter, cuz actors are spoiled whiney bitches, the only reason they are tolerated is cuz of the fame, fortune and lifestyle, otherwise, they’d be all alone….and these hot asses would be with real men who don’t stare at themselves in the mirror asking if they could pass for a 17 year old for a new movie they are reading for…while they aren’t practicing their singing and dancing or doing yoga, drinking wheatgrass and all other things you’d expect to be irritating about these motherfuckers…

True story…here’s her groupie ladder climbing no-name ass…which I guess is porn to some – so enjoy

Posted in:Karolyn Pho

2011

21

Jun

Susann Lucci Old Shitty Fake Tits of the Day

There are so many similarities between pornstars and soap stars….

1- Bad Acting
2- Bad Plastic Surgery
3- Shitty Storylines
4- Masturbating fans
5- Comes with certain level of shame, soul selling in exchange for a paycheck…

enough of this you get what I’m saying….and that’s that I am bad at lists…

What I’m trying to say is that Soap Operas are erotica for fat women who don’t work. The women on the shit always look like botox, fake titty, fake tan, fake hair you’d expect to find on sex workers…the storyline is usually garbage, the acting even worse, and the whole thing is to get people to cum….cuz that keeps them coming back….

So seeing Susan Lucci pushing up them titties, is kinda like watching a veteran vagina spread her tired, beat up pussy, for her adoring fans who just can’t let go, to have one more go at themselves while thinking about her…and I figure all post these final moments of Susan Lucci’s sex appeal, cuz modern science and her plastic surgeon, have tried all the tricks to keep her as eternal as the shows she’s been on….shows that I admittedly have tried jerking off to…cuz like I said…I like to pretend I’m a housewife when I role play with myself sometimes…no wait I didn’t say that…oh fuck I just did….I hate when I do that. So embarrassing…

Posted in:Susann Lucci

2011

21

Jun

Pole Dance Video of the Day

For those of you into strippers, or even just going to the local pole dance class and watching the suburban women channeling their inner slut, this video is for you….you know to get you in the mood…and make your day go by a little faster, smoother, better…okay….I’m posting this cuz it’s weird….enjoy

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

21

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Does Money Makin’ on House Arrest of the Day

“Lindsay Lohan? The name sounds familiar, but I can’t seem to place it….wasn’t she on The Hills or something?”….that’s what people will be sayin about Lohan in the next 10 years….cuz she just doesn’t fucking matter…

Beezid, a penny auction site that has an office here in Montreal, hired the bitch while on house arrest to do some webcam shout out for them. Funny concept, wish I had a couple hundred thousand dollars to throw at a drowning celebrity while bored at home, but I hope they didn’t pay her too much, because when I pulled this off youtube an hour ago, only 300 people had seen it….however, I’m not a marketing genius and assume every site and their mother will post this cuz Lohan’s the talk of the town even though she doesn’t do shit in the town and it pretty fucking uninteresting now that all stunts have been pulled…

But it is funny to see what a struggling failure will do to keep in the acting mix….holding on as hard as she can…which will make her ultimate demise much funnier to point and laugh at..

A much more interesting story about BEEZID, is that I took a bath with one of the girls who works there….

That said, I’d like to get in touch with Lohan and pay her in publicity to do the same kind of video for drunkenstepfather….but she neglects me…cuz that’s what using cunts with egos and issues do as they slowly but surely fade into obscurity…

Good times.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

21

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS…a real crowd pleaser…I mean this is the foundation of this fucking site…everyone goes nuts over the shit…Just last week one person liked it on Facebook. One fucking person….sure you can laugh at that…but a revolution starts with one person…I anxiously await this hitting mainstream…watch out cuz it’s coming…or not.

Butt Injection Death Case On Hold
More than four months after an aspiring British actress died in Philadelphia following silicone injections to enhance her buttocks, there’s still no final cause of death and no ruling on whether this was a homicide.

Video shows officers taking school food
WORCESTER — Worcester State University’s police chief said three officers on the overnight shift who used their security keys to get free food from a campus cafe will not be punished.

Heil Scotland

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

21

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There’s nothing worse than going outside and seeing 100 kids playing in some day camp in the park, when you know their parents are out working to pay for the shit, not because I’m a parent and the issue hits close to home, or because I think those kids should be out working, while the parent go out and play all day, but I do think there should be a lot more hot young moms in bikinis masturbating and tanning on the sidelines instead of just treating the shit as a dumping ground so they can have the day off….cuz it’d make my walk a lot more erotica…

I haven’t figured out where I’m going with this, or what this was all about, I thought I had an angle, but clearly I don’t…here are my hangover dump to divert focus from my boring

hen Prankers Get Pranked
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Sexiest Sports Hottie Video Countdown
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Free Cam Shows. Thats Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie!
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Game of Bimbos: A Clash of Gold-Diggers
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Cam Sluts That Do Their Job Right
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And MORE Pranking Fun
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Some Paris Vixen Hotness
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Latin Bent Over
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The Ultimate Archive: Brooklyn Decker’s Hottest Pics
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Beiber Checking Out Gomez
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