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2011

05

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The best thing about being a guy with a celebrity blog, even though I don’t give a fuck about celebrities, is that girls think I’m a fag, you know being catty, cuz straight guys aren’t into this shit, and either am I, but they don’t know that, since they don’t read the site, and when girls think you’re gay, they are far easier to fuck. FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER ….here are the morning links….even though it is noon….I’m just a fucking deadbeat degenerate alcoholic and everyday is saturday with no interest in writing a blog…it’s just some cruel punishment from above…assholes…

THE HUMAN SLINGSHOT – Don’t Try This at Home – VIDEO
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30 Favorite Holiday Sports Babes
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Free Cam Show Amazingness
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I’d Like to Be All Over Armie Flores
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When Emus Attack! – VIDEO
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Cynthia Has Some Big Juggs
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Kanye West is Fucking Delusional of the Day
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Live Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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19 Year Old Gets Slutty on the Cam
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10 Actresses You Would Have Never Expected to Get Naked That Actually Did
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Miss USA Fucked Up
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2011

02

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

My wife just gave me shit because all I listen to is Christmas music…it is the only music that makes my miserable self feel warm and ready to let bitches sit on my lap asking me to give them things they want….

She said someting like “Do you and your fucking Christmas music ever fucking end”….see because unlike me she’s not a festive cunt….she’s just a fucking cunt….So I told her that it was not the Jews responsibe for the shitting on and killing Jesus….who in turn made Xmas possible…but her who ruined Christmas…and for that…I am going to get video of her shitting her brains out for you all to laugh at her…

In the meantime, hHere are the stepLINKS….

Fat Kardashian Ass
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Mindy McCready’s Life Is Still A Mess
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Live Cam Shows, to Keep Things Sexy All Weekend
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25 Greatest Unscripted Scenes in Movies
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Amazing Stick Tricks Drum Solo
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Nicki Minaj Barbie Doll To Shove Up Your Racist Ass While Jerking Off
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Britney Spears 30th Birthday Bikini
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The 24 Year Old Virgin
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Miami Bikini Sluts on Video
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Shannon Sky is Sexy and I Like It
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The Hot Ladies Will Keep You Warm on a Cold Winters Night
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The 25 Hottest European Athletes of All Time
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Amy Childs’ Big Breasted Bikini Reality
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Adriana Lima Is Very Good At This
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Free Cam Shows Bring the Sexy
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Masterbating With a Carrot on the Train – VIDEO
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Hilarious Little Kid Sports Fans, Because Sometimes Children Don’t Completely Suck
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Emily Browning And Carey Mulligan Bush Out!
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MORE Blake Lively VS Scarlette Johansson
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Megan Fox is Looking Hot and That Is all She is Good For
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Amelie Gets Dirty in the Kitchen
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Britney Spears’ 30 Hottest Looks For Her 30th Birthday
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Quite Possibly The Hottest Chick You Will Lay Your Eyes Upon Today
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Ashli and Tory Bring Us Some Girl on Girl Action – VIDEO
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Top 5: Courtney Stodden Twitter Round Up!
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Horny Lesbians Play in the Bath
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Jessica Jane Clement for Nuts
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Gotta Love a Hottie in Long, Long Legs
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Miranda Kerr Hits Louis Vuitton Store Opening VIP Party
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Another Random Pic Dump
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How About Some Amateur Sluts?
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Kids React to Dubstep
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Chloe Moretz Does Some Non-Nude Teen Modeling…
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Miranda Kerr and Baby
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Some Kate Moss, Just Because
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Sexy Brunette and a iPhone
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Rihanna is Blonde Today
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Victoria Justice Is Your Early Christmas Gift
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Patton Oswalt Rips Into the Christmas Shoes Song….Amazing…
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Ninja Cat Strikes Again
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Snooki And Her See Through Shirt, But Why The Face?!
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Megan Fox, Lip Licking Fuck Me Boots Kicks Off The Weekend
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Miley Cyrus Seems Shy, But Her Tits Don’t
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Show This To Girls You Fuck TO Make THeir Walk of Shame Better
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Jessica Biel in Orange – Not Naked….
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Kirsten Dunst Knocks Us Out With Her Bikini Pics
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Khloe Kardashian, As Sexy As It Fucking Gets!!!
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Crazy Speed Boat Catch
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Vintage Footage of Circus Monkeys and Some Asshole I hope is Dead Handling Her
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Kirsten Dunts Got Her Fat Titties Out in a Bikini Yo
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Demi Lovato Whore Out With Her Fat Titties in Concert Yo
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Leilani Dowding Sunbathing Topless Yo
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You Need This Scarf to hide this FLASK

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2011

02

Dec

Ana Beatriz Barros Nipple for Fashion of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros did Elle Magazine recently….and like every good model…she got a little erotic, naked, softcore porn for fashion, because her job, like a hooker, is to satisfy a need and do what she is told to do, in exchange for money, like she rented her body out for the day….and there’s so much hot in that….if you’re a controlling pervert like me who likes buying women…which I like to think we all are….

Anyway, here are her Victoria’s Secret tits showing nipple, for Elle Magazine…like a good model worth millions she is….Good times…

Posted in:Ana Beatriz Barros

2011

02

Dec

Roberto Cavalli Rich Old Man Gets Younger Hotter Pussy of the Day

When you have a billion dollar in sales a year brand….anything is possible…including ex Russian model or aspiring Russian model or just a Russian pussy turned into your own personal prostitute…you see cuz people, especially women, can be bought…that’s why we collectively call them whores and laugh at the old viagra fueled cock they put inside them in exchange for the good life…cuz sometimes, like this time, it’s so obvious you have no choice but to laugh…

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2011

02

Dec

Miranda Kerr’s Push Up Bra Titties of the Day

I don’t know if Miranda Kerr has gone out and got herself some implants, or if she is still breast feeding her 2 year old, or if she’s just contractually obligated to wear ridiculous push up/padded bras that make her tits look like implants everywhere she goes because she has sold her pussy to a corporation that makes their billions on making shitty tit look good…and it doesn’t fucking matter…because I’m not the disappointed dude bringing the bitch home to fuck….I’m just the pervert looking at her slutty cleavage….so here are some pics that work for me…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2011

02

Dec

Amber Heard is Always Seducing Me of the Day

Amber Heard has been seducing me for some time…she’s at the point of not having to do much to get me looking….the days of lying or broadcasting being bisexual for attention unlike the girls I ran into in a back alley near my house who were probably 18 and drunk after clubbing making out who clearly wanted to keep their dyking out secret…are over…She doesn’t have to do hot nude pics anymore…she’s set….now she just needs to leave her fucking house and I’m looking….Hotness.

Posted in:Amber Heard

2011

02

Dec

Rihanna’s Switching Things Up By Being a Blonde WHore of the Day

Rihanna always wears the same costumes to the point where someone like me, the laundromat bandit, who loves dirty vagina tainted clothing to sniff and cum on, get kinda excited…It is like groundhog day everytime I see her concert pics, but then again, isn’t everything groundhog day in whatever you do, we all have routines and have to deal with other people’s routines, which is probably the reason people kill themselves or hate their shitty lives….we all settle…

Point being she decided to switch things up in her whoredom by putting on a gold wig…..like the bitches you see fighting at the nail salon over baby daddies….perfectly gutter…and it looks so authentic…like she was a natural blonde…going back to her natural color…you know except for the whole being black part…

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

02

Dec

Snooki’s See Through Shirt Shares her Tits in an Animal Print Bra of the Day

Here are some pictures of Snooki looking like she may or may not be skinnier than she used to be, but still the troll you’d expect her to be,, and while you question why the fuck you even know why this bitch exists, or why she’s got merchandise, or how she’s become a fucking brand, I’ll just stare and her shitty trashy tits in a shitty trassy bra cuz she’s wearing a see through shirt, when in reality she should be diddling her twat to get fucking noticed….The devil is amongst us, now look at ther tits while she’s underservingly money making…perverts.

Posted in:Snooki

2011

02

Dec

The Lavignes Lookin Hot of the Day

The Lavignes are the power couple of the year….or maybe the decade…not that they are even an couple still but like all true skater boy suburban Canada mall love stories…sometimes love is eternal no matter where you are sticking your genitals…because only they really understand each other and the rise from hell to riches thru bad music….and now the hell is whatever the fuck has happened to their aging, haggard, scary looking faces….This should inspire all….

Posted in:Avril Lavigne

2011

02

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

Best news feed on the internet…fuck you.

Charged in Detroit Prostitution Ring Case
An alleged Detroit-based prostitution ring is busted by a state task force. Three women and two men are now in custody. They’re accused of running a human trafficking operation. Be sure to check out the lawyer’s fresh hat. It’s stylin’!

Houston Cop Caught Texting While Driving Motorcycle
A Texas woman says she caught a Houston Police officer texting while driving in traffic.

PA Prostitution Sting Nets Six Arrests
A Pennsylvania hotel teamed up with local authorities to bust a prostitution ring

Woman Finds Fake Money In Bathroom Wall
A brother and sister got more than they bargained for during a home remodel. Stashed inside the walls of their house they found sheets of counterfeit cash. Now the Secret Service is getting involved.

Kentucky Woman Banned From Church For Interracial Relationship
A Kentucky woman’s Baptist church has outlawed has outlawed her fiance because he’s not white.

Extreme Frisbee Throw
In Australia a man nailed a 500 ft frisbee throw to his friend jumping out of a motorboat
http://www.redlasso.com/uncategorized/spectacular-extreme-frisbee-throw/

Tree Falls On Kansas Cop While Driving
http://www.redlasso.com/finance/caught-on-tape-tree-falls-on-kansas-cop-while-driving/

Colorado Sheriff Arrested For Trading Drugs For Sex
A former Araphoe County Sheriff was arrested for trading meth for sex.

High School Dance Ban In Arlington, Massachusetts
ARLINGTON – It sounds like a Hollywood movie: high school students banned from dancing. But this isn’t “Footloose,” this is in Arlington, where all school dances have been suspended because of lewd dancing and underage drinking.

Florida Pit Bull Defends Neighborhood From Bear
It was an epic battle between a black bear and a dog in Lake County, and the judges rule it a draw. Now families who live in the Tavares neighborhood want the bear removed before another attack happens.

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2011

02

Dec

Jenna Dewan Almost an Upskirt, Dress in the Wind of the Day

Her name is Jenna Dewan, she’s been in a handful of B-Movies, although she’s probably more D-Rated….She is married to some dude named Channing Tatum, who is apparently some actor in a whole lot of movies targeted to horny teen girls….and the only thing interesting about her, other than her white dress fighting with the wind, is that she has a history of being a dancer…

Posted in:Jenna Dewan

2011

02

Dec

Amanda Fuller Average Titties from Red, White, and Blue of the Day

This is an old movie I’ve never seen or heard of, probably straight to DVD, but it’s got a girl named Amanda Fuller showing her tit in it, partaking in some kind of orgy like some kind of slut, so I figured I’d post it, even if it came out on DVD back in in May. I’m on top of things like the black dude in this movie is onto her….

You may not remember Amanda Fuller but she was Tina Pinciotti in an episode of That 70s Show…..and more interestinglly….she was Katie in an episode of Walker Texas Ranger….

And this may be her making cinematic history and I’m real fucking happy to be part of it…now watch the clip….in good old fashioned “I watch movies for the nudity” hustle.

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2011

02

Dec

Top Girls Making Music With Tit Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

I figure since my life is like one big drawn out song that annoys as much as it inspires as much as it make you cry….I might as well make today’s stepLIST Youtube Fetish List about song….

So today’s fetish people definitely jerk off to cuz Youtube is a pornsite is Girls Making Music with Tit…..Enjoy…

Some Titty FLute to Geet You in Holiday Spirit

Baby thinks boobs are drums….

This is Called Boob Horn….

These titties dance -> to Ragtime…

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2011

02

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Fuck the internet and the horse it rode in on….I got fan mail for the first time in what feels like a decade but was probably only a week or two and It’s given me an ego boost that makes me feel like I just ejaculated inside the girl on TWITTER who keeps calling me a fucking sex offender….cunt needs to learn a thing or two about sex offenders by being sex offended before throwing that shit around loosely…

Here’s some shit going on on the internet yo.

Frisbee’s Are For Fucking Idiots, But Even I Will Admit This is Kinda Awesome – VIDEO
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Jeri is a Southern Type of Slut
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30 Hottest Girls Ever on Real World/Road Rules Challenges
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The Best Part About Skateboarding Really is When They Fall
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Free Cam Shows. Make Friday the Best It Can Be
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Photographer Chelsea Rochelle’s Sexiest Snaps
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Tom Cruise’s Sweaty Pits
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Girl on Girl: Rali Ivanova and Jessica Vaugn
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Chubby Girl and a Vibrator
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Live Sex Shows, You Will Love It
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WTF Photo of the Day
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2011

01

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

So a dude from Africa wrote me on Facebook ….

hav u become suicidal yet

Now this is a dude who consistently asks me if I’ve come out of the closet….cuz he himself is likely gay…..but that shit isn’t good in Africa….

So I decided to fuck with him….

I wrote…

why would i? i make millions. i fuck hot bitches everyday. i drive a luxury automobile. i have a house in the caribbean and one in the south of france
and my mansion staff as all bitches in lingerie….but I prefer my 3 boats
life’s good teabag tshepe….

Then I continued….

how about you ?vhave yhave contracted HIV yet? have you been forced to eat sand and flys off starving babies to survive ? this is africa
that’s the translation of the shakira song right?

He isn’t answering anymore…even though the truth is I just masturbate to Christmas cuz it feels like home…in this shitty basement one roomed hell….after trying to drink my pain away….but he doesn’t need to know that…

Here are the stepLINKS…Goodtimes….

This Deformed pig has big cleavage and annoys the fuck out of me
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this Deformed Pig Walks On It’s Hind Legs and It’s Fucking Creepy – VIDEO
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Live Cam Show Sexiness
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Real Life Action Figure
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Mariah Carey Thne and Now in Slutty Santa Gear
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Rosie Hungtington Whiteley Hotness in GQ Russia
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If You Missed this Video – You Need to See It….FUCKED UP
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Katy Perry Fat and Ugly at Some Grammy Bullshit
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When Rockets Go Wrong – VIDEO
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Lanya Gets Super Sexy By the Pool
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Kelly Brook’s 2012 Calendar — Now THAT’s a Lingerie Collection
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Angelina Jolie’s 10 Craziest Moments
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Olivia Munn’s Sweet FHM Physique
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Jessica Lowndes Upskirt, No Panties
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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Cute Teen and Pussy Play – VIDEO
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The 25 Sexiest Female Athletes to Watch for in 2012
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Adrianne Curry And Aubrey O’Day Nude Twitpics
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Scarlettt Johansson VERSUS Blake Lively – BITCH FIGHT
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Ashley Greene Hotness
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Santa Suit Style Showdown: Mariah Carey vs. Mariah Carey
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Courtney Stodden Teaches Her Husband About Trains….mmm, hmm!
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Doutzen Kroes is as Sexy as Ever
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Jade Ewan is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Penny Flame is Thick and Curvey
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Preview Of Amber Rose Gay Scene And Rocsi’s Sucking Face Scene From Gang Of Roses 2 [Video]
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A Very Sexy Pic Dump
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Louisa Lanewood Has Great Tits
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Making Mainstream Movies Into Masturbatory Magic
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Russian Schoolgirl Shakes That Ass – VIDEO
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Candice Swanepoel – Victoria’s Secret Online Pics
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Gotta Love a Long Legged Model Type
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Ladies Who Attended The Fighters Only World MMA Awards
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Riding the Bull FAIL – VIDEO
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JESUS CHRIST JESSICAN SIMPSON IS FUCKING HUGE
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And That’s Why You Don’t Show Off – VIDEO
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66 Celebrities Who Posed for Playboy
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Jessica Simpsons’ Great Mom TIts from Different ANgles
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Carmen Ortega’s Body is Out of Hand
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Courtney Stodden Sleeps In Full Hair & Make-Up
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Daniel Day Lewis Does the Lincoln
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Deadmau5 and Nokia’s 4D Building Performance
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Dog Eating Dunkaroo Weirdness.
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Olivia Wilde Whoring Out with Jason Bateman
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Kate Hudson Throwback Thong Bikini Pics…
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Top Scary Accidents on Video
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Black Friday Shopping Prank
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Katherine Heigl is a Fat Pig Showing Tit for Funny Or Die
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Some Glee Bitch Named Diana Argon Showing Leg for Nylon
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All the asses from the CULO boook…Fergie’s Got the Weirdest
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LeiLani Dowding Topless Again…..
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Pics and Videos that are fucking EPIC
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Retro Busty!
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Shop for Xmas
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Here’s Sophie Read and her stupid fake Big Brother / UK Glam Model Tits in one part of her Nuts 2012 Topless Calendar Shoot….Because I’m not gonna do a post on this useless cunt….but I have the video and figure I’ll share…I’m a god like that…

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