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2008

05

Feb

Kate Walsh Has Some Cleavage of the Day

Her name is Kate Walsh and she was at some Victoria’s Secret event this past weekend wearing what’s gotta be some pretty heavy duty expensive Victoria’s Secret bra made out of some pretty contricting harnesses because her cleavage is retarded big. I didn’t know who she was, but it turns out she’s some 40 year old on Grey’s Anatomy who wears pretty

I was at the grocery store the other day because I decided to venture out of the hell I’ve been living in for the last 3 weeks to get some food. I saw a real life mom in mom jeans and they made her ass look long and flat, but squeezed her post pregnancy up to her chest making me want to ask her if she liked celebrity gossip because that’s my only game right now, but I didn’t because her daughter started pointing and laughing at me and I felt embarrassed. I guess she’s never seen overweight mexican dudes who don’t shave or shower very often.

Either way,I was in line behind a black dude buying sausages we started talking about illegitimate children and getting high. Then some dude with a kid who was in front of us in line, came running to our line and goes up to the black dude demanding he gives him his wallet back. The black dude didn’t know what the fuck the white dad was talking about and ended up telling the dude to look over where he was bagging groceries and sure enough it was there. That’s when I stepped in and called the dude a racist to the black guy and we had a good laugh. So for those of you who think I am a racist, I think it’s pretty obvious that my sausage brother….not the kind of sausage brother you’re into, was down with me. Giving me the stamp of black approval so fuck off with your accusations and look at Kate Walsh’s tits, because it’s big.

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2008

05

Feb

Lindsay Lohan’s Bad Tan of the Day

Here are some pictures of Lohan with some kind of botched tan job. Now I don’t spend as much time as I should at the tanning salon, because it’s the one place I know that I will see strippers, porn sluts and trash outside of their element and that is exciting to my useless life, so I don’t know if her fucked up tan line is from passing out in the tanning bed with a dick she was suckin’ across her chin or if it’s just a bad spray tan done by the same asshole who wrote “CUNT” across my forehead in sunscreen the last time I was on the beach….but I have a feeling that I was the guy who wrote CUNT across some drunk dude’s face and it wasn’t in sunscreen, it was in piss because I think pissing on passed out people is funny, at least I did 10 years ago when it happened…

Either way, I guess this white splotch on her face is a lot less messy than the white splotches she’s used to having on her face, but a little more socially acceptable, because when she normally walks out of her house with cum dripping off her chin, people usually avoid her, now they just laugh at her….

So here’s to Lohan’s failed attempt to be Lionel Richie for the day. This counts as black history month content because white folk trying to be mo’ black makes them honorary or some shit.

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2008

05

Feb

Kelly Rowland is in a Bikini Because She’s Got Nothing Better to Do of the Day

Kelly Rowland ends my morning Black History Month coverage that may or may not continue, depending on what the famous blacks get themselves into over the next month. I guess proven by these pictures, the famous blacks don’t need to be all that famous, they just have to be in bikinis because last time I checked my Destiny’s Child calendar, they broke up 3 years ago and I’ve been broken up on the inside ever since, but I still post one of them half naked.

I guess none of that really matters, what does matter is that you white fuckers don’t have a history month of your own. Losers. Sure you can argue that every day is White History Day, but I don’t see it on my Destiny’s Child Calendar, but it’s also 3 years old so maybe that’s why. Reality is that you white folk don’t have your own Entertainment Channel, either. But I don’t think the blacks are the real issue, they are harmless, unless you just bought a new bike, so let them learn about other blacks and how they magically appeared here from dancing around a fire and running from cheetah’s in Africa to pick white cotton in chains in the American south because the real threat is the Gays because they could be anyone well-dressed amongst us and one night after having one too many drinks they could even end up being you when you wake up and your dick is being sucked by one of your drunken buddies.

I don’t know what I am talking about, just look at the bikini pics…

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2008

05

Feb

Christina Milian’s Got Some Tight Shiny Pants of the Day

Christina Milian is still alive and she’s dipping it low on the dance floor in New York for fashion week and she’s doing it in a pair of tight shiny pants that I can see my face in….but not because they are shiny but because I am a pervert and imagine living in every girl I see’s panties like it was some kind of warm magical place that smelled like an old fish shop I used to work at. Those were the best years of my life.

I don’t really know why I am posting these, but I can only assume it’s an excuse to post the old nipples pictures of her that I saw yesterday for the first time, because I am more into nipples than I am into tight pants, but that’s just because my mother never breast fed me.

BONUS – SOME OLD PICTURES OF HER BIG NIPPLES IN A SEE THROUGH TOP.

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2008

05

Feb

Rihanna’s Concerts are like Porn of the Day


There’s nothing like a Rihanna concert where the bitch rocks out half naked showing off her legs and her vagina in underwear, giving every 14 year old boy and their father who brought them to the concert a boner, while teaching every 14 year old girl and their mother who brought them to the concert how they are expected to dress and move in order to give every 14 year old boy and their father a boner.

I don’t really know what I am talking about, but it is nice to see a half naked black girl with her real hair. Every time I come across a black girl, which is often because I am well liked in the community, the bitch has a wig or a weave on and that shit is way to Halloween for me. If I wanted to get busy with a clown, everyone knows I’d be at McDonalds and not KFC, everyone knows that so get it together.

Yeah, I just woke up at 1 pm and that was my first bad joke of the day. Get ready for more.

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2008

04

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email today:

you ought to see a shrink, cause you got issues

I guess the good news is in doing this website is that I am lucky enough to get the expert opinion of people who randomly land on the site giving me tips to leading a better life. Thanks random reader what other great tips can you give me. Maybe you can suggest I go to the dentist, or maybe go back to school to learn how to write properly. I am so excited for the next words of wisdom from an obvious genius. I ought to get you a prize, cause you got good insight.

Here are my links….

Mischa Barton Makes a Disgusting Blondie
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Keely Hazell in an Uncensored Photoshoot Video For You Perverts
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Here are some Real Party Girls – Really Half Naked in Hot Tubs and on Poles at Parties
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Erin Nicole is the Random Internet Model Posing Like a Slut Gallery
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Kristen Bell in Some Dominatrix Sex Scene Video
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Some Stewardess Stripped in the Cockpit of a Plane and the Piolet Cops a Feel and Lucky for you It hit The Internet Here
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More Pictures of Coco’s Crazy Booty Because You Love that Shit(ter)
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Here’s a Learn to Queef Instructional Video For Those of You With Vaginas
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Some Dude Named Justin Chambers Trying to Be Funny
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Improv Everywhere is Freezing in Place in Grand Central Station and It’s Pretty Freaky
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Some College Girls in Bikinis Pictures
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Mariah Carey’s Ass Flappin in the Wind
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Some Naked Crackwhore Video
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Lindsay Lohan Goes Grocery Shopping
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Paris Hilton Does Footballs
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Lynne Spears Goes Crazy on the Paparazzi
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Her Name is Lindsay Strutt and She’s Naked
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A Whole Lot of Pictures of the Hot Russian Hitman WHo Got Killed
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Tyra Banks’ TIts in Action for Her New Show
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Some Really Flexible Naked Chick in Action Video
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A Group of Black Teens Randomly Slapping White People
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Some Fag Beats Up Some Fat Chick Video
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NUDE SHOTS OF WWE DIVA/PLAYBOY MODEL ASHLEY MASSARO
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Sara Varone is a Hot TV Host and This is Her Showing Off Her Hot Body During a Segment
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Here are Some Exclusive Sam Lufti Text Messages Because Apparently This Dude is The Devil
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Some Patriots Fan is Throwing Up the Double Finger at the Superbowl and Fox Doesn’t Censor It…
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Hannah Montana is Taking Over the Fucking World Because You Are All A Bunch of Perverts
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Nude Model Luba in Black and White
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Snoop Educates Larry King on Gangsta-Ism
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Some Hot Chick’s Mug Shot Because I Have a Thing for Criminal Bitches
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Some Sluts in Some Calendar
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Some Fat Chick Photocopying Her Fat Ass
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Some Not So Pregnant Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Photoshoot
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Olivia Munn and Her Tits Dancing …..Video
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Hefner isn’t Pregnant There’s Just A Lot of Trying Going On…Pervert
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This is a NSFW Clip of a Girl Freaking Out at a Dude Who Cums in Her
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Some Angry Fight Breaks Out Over a Cheesburger
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Some Weird Girls Gone Wild Video
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Some Dudes VIolate a Hooker Video
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This Donkey Wants Love While Staring At Some Ass on the Beach
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Some Squirting Girl Squirts the Camera Guy
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Here are Some Pictures of a Broken Giant
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Fat Redhead’s Tits
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Some Tits….Some Ass…All Tight Bodied
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Naked and G-String Clad
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Some Girl’s Wet Ass
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Some Topless Professional Pictures
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Some Girl on Girl Profession Pictures
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FROM THE FORUM

Eagles of Death Metal – Peace Love Death Metal
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Velvet Revolver – Contraband
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Beck – Golden Feelings
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Sneaker Pimps – Becoming X
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Shiny Toy Guns – We Are Pilots
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Gus Gus – Polydistortion
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House of Pain – Same as it ever was
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PORN
I feel Myself – Transparent
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Janet Jacksons Tit to Celebrate Superbowl Sunday
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Get Some Porn…
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Use This if You Need to Get Sex
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Go Here To Find Pussy
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2008

04

Feb

Heidi Montag Wearing Next to Nothing at the Maxim Party of the Day

This video was just emailed to me and I figured it was worth posting because it’s of Heidi Montag and her big fake tits at some Maxim Superbowl party showing off her big fake tits in the cold. I feel like all girls with fake tits are cut from the same psychologically retarded cloth and that cloth is always a very low cut cleavage revealing one because they love showing off their fake tits like they were born with them. I am the kind of guy who feels like if you pay for something that anyone who is insecure about their tits and has an extra 5,000 dollars and has little fear of surgery or knives can can get, it takes away from the allure of showing the fuckers off like your momma gave them to you naturally. The reason is that $5000 may be more money than I have, but it’s not like buying a house or a new car, that I also hate seeing people show off, but it’s an easily attainable dream that doesn’t impress.

So fake tits impress me as much as the time my wife came home from the Salvation Army with a designer T-Shirt she found for $3. She felt like she won the fucking lottery and wore that shit every fucking day until it didn’t fit anymore because she’s been on the constant weight gain diet that forces her to get new clothes every month, but that will end when they stop making shit in her size….or when she dies of a coronary…whichever comes first but I can guarantee both are coming fast….

Either way, I guess the good news is that bitches with fake tits don’t realize how tacky they are for showing off their fake tits like they are something special but I am a fan of looking at tits and looking at girls who like showing off their tits when I have nothing better to do, which is pretty much all the fucking time, I’m busy like that.

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2008

04

Feb

Megan Fox’s Hot Water Bottle Cameltoe of the Day

I don’t know why anyone would walk around with a hot water bottle in this era of medication and electric heat so these pictures seem pretty 1929, you know trying to stay warm in our poverty stricken home on a cold winter night.

You’d think that someone like Megan Fox would have the means to apply heat to her menstrual cramps in a less ghetto way, but I guess this bitch does everything years late, including dating losers who were famous heart throbs 10 years ago but aren’t shit today…..

Either way, she’s got some minor cameltoe and that’s not the kind of minor cameltoe you really want to see, but the minor cameltoe you’re into will never make it’s way onto this website, because I don’t want to go to jail. Statutory Rapist.

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2008

04

Feb

Miranda Kerr at Some Fashion After Party of the Day

This is Miranda Kerr, the Australian Victoria’s Secret model at some after party during New York fashion week with her fag and I am posting them because I don’t see what all the hype is with her. She’s been around for the last 10 years but I’ve never heard of her, I can only assume that you haven’t either. Maybe it is because I am not really that big in the fashion industry and not very good at keeping on top of fashion news despite how stylish these stained jogging pants and shirtless fat man covered in cigar ash really is, but despite all that sexy talk, I don’t think she’s all that hot with her weird lookin’ face but I’d still jerk off to her, if my dick wasn’t as link as the one legged dude begging for change down the street.

I have no stories because I am going on 3 weeks of not leaving my house and I am slowly going more and more insane by the day and it’s been pretty fun….

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2008

04

Feb

Hilary Duff in Concert Legs of the Day

Hilary Duff’s Tour is done and I guess that means back to the stable for her. That also means we don’t have to see her in this stupid outfit anymore. I feel like I’ve posted this shit way too many times and I am done. Sure, I don’t mind lookin’ at her legs because I have nothing better to do and because my site is running like shit and the reality is I don’t even mind lookin’ at her face everyone makes fun of for looking like a horse or even listening to her music while curled up in the corner of my apartment’s “living” room that ironically smells like death, wondering where life went wrong for me and how I could have prevented this hell I’m living….so in a lot of ways Hilary Duff has saved my life and it’s only right to commemorate her hard work on this tour.

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2008

04

Feb

Gemma Atkinson’s Got Some Big Beer Drinking Tits of the Day

My site is running like fucking shit and I don’t know why. I can only assume this is what happens when you don’t pay the bills….

Either way, I still don’t know who Gemma Atkinson is, but I know she is some UK chick with huge tits and here she is drinking beer at some pub with her tits. I am all for equal rights but I don’t know if women should be allowed to drink beer, not because I am some kind of Nazi who thinks we should control what other people drink but because when I look at a girl drinking beer, I think of lazy, fat and sluggish and that doesn’t give me a boner.

I drink beer and have drank a lot of beer over the years and I have become an overweight mess who can barely get off the fucking couch to get another beer no matter how badly I want one and if that’s any indicator on what beer does to people and since there’s nothing I hate more than seeing a fat lazy bitch, it’s only needed to keep the beer out of the bitch’s hand unless you want her to be in the same condition, That is why I am more into my girls doing crystal meth, or E or even cocaine and Adderall because at least shit jacks them up and makes them bubbly and keeps them thin enough to want to see naked.

That said, sometimes bitches gain weight in some of the right places and since Gemma’s tits look real, she’s the kind of girl who gets more stacked the more shitty foods she eats and those discount natural breast implants that she got from spending 5k on food not plastic surgery are all good until her ass, stomach and legs decide to play catch up…..So enjoy it while it lasts you big titty lover.

Thanks Beer for showing me a good time and saving me money on plastic surgery by giving me the calories needed to grow my tits proper and hinder my judgement enough to have some great one night stands. You’re my best friend!

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2008

04

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio is Pregnant on the Set of Her Lingerie Photoshoot of the Day

I am pretty slow fucking moving today and I don’t really know why, maybe it’s the fact that my friend fed me all kinds of disgusting foods last night at his Superbowl party and my body is recovering, but I think it’s more likely laziness a laziness that is so intense it carries over into the performance of my shitty site that is taking an hour and a fucking half to load.

I don’t watch sports but I was happy to see the Giants win the Superbowl because I fucking hate that Tom Brady motherfucker. I feel like dude thinks he’s a fucking hero, banging supermodels, playing a perfect season, riding some kind of high horse that was nice to see him get kicked off. I am all about kickin’ ‘em when they are up just as much as kickin’ ‘em when they are down.

Either way, I know that he’s not banging Gisele’s brazilian homegirl who she probably doesn’t talk to because girls are jealous of each other, but someone is because Ambrosio is knocked the fuck up and for some reason still working while pregnant. I guess it’s the strict work-ethic that they have ingrained into their brazilian fisherman brains or some shit.

So if seeing pregnant models doing a photoshoot while rockin’ a little lingerie and a little fetus cookin’ in her gut turns you on….these will make you happy. I am just happy about thinking of what got her to this point, but that’s just because I like sluts and nothing says “I put out and don’t use condoms because everyone knows condoms suck” like this fertile bitch.

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2008

04

Feb

Breakfast stepLINKS at 2 Cuz I am a Bum of the Day

I am useless and didn’t do my links over the weekend. I wish it was because I was out on some exclusive beach getting handjobs by girls in bikinis and living the life of luxury of a dot com millionaire but the reality is that I was just sitting in my shit hole of an apartment doing pretty much absolutely nothing except maybe staring at the wall or going to a friends to watch the Superbowl like I give a fuck about sports…

Here are a few links for the morning….don’t get to used to them because I doubt I’ll be doing this ever again….

Heidi Montag Showing Off Some Fake TIt
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Britney is Making People Call Her Jack Triple X 59
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2 Sluts Wrestling in Thongs
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The Club Slut of the Day is Named Justine Reid and You’d Have to Be on Drugs to Let Yourself Look Like This
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Some Girl’s Tits Getting Molested by the Crowd When She’s Trying TO Flash Titty
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Some Weird Heath Ledger Tribute Song Weirdness
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Fat Joe says he’s going to tell 50 Cent to suck his dick…..
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Kirsten Dunst is on the Verge of a Breakdown….
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Some Atomic Kitten Showing Her Ass on Stage
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Pam Anderson is Going to be Doing a Striptease In France…Cuz She’s Not Ready to Give Up Yet
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Some Coco and Her Hug Ass Pics
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Stacy Keibler at some Victoria’s Secret Event in a Stupid Hat
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Some Completely Naked White Crack Whore Out on the Street Weirdness..
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This Will Clean Your Cum COvered Screen
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Some Lucy Pinder Lookin’ Hot in a Bikini
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Katherine McPhee Marries Some Dude Twice her Age Because She’s Mature
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George Clooney is Moving His Waitress Girlfriend in and Her Master K-Fed Plan is Working Out Nicely for Her
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Lily Allen and the Man Who Gave her a Dud Pregnancy Break Up
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Natalie Imbruglia’s got some Cleavage
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Some Guy Getting Tazed Video
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Natasha Henstridge is a Wide Load….Watch out…
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Patrycja Mikula’s Got one Big Boyfriend
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Some Amputee Sex Tape Video
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Katie Lohman’s Tits for Bentley
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Some Jamie King Tittty Action
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Tony Braxton is a Can of Soup
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Some Superbowl Clips One Day Late:

Classic Clip you may like. “Pamela Anderson’d be like…Bitch!…”
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New England Cheerleaders in the Dressing Room
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New England Cheerleader Sexy in the Desert
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Hot Girls Giggling A Lot Know Nothing About Football
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NFL cheerleaders getting dressed
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If You Like Porn…
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Use This if You Need Sex
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Go Here To Find Pussy
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2008

04

Feb

Heidi Montag’s New Music Video “Higher” of the Day

I am late starting today because I was watching this video on repeat for the last 4 hours. It is one of those so bad it’s fascinating but I am not sure why, maybe it’s the fact that bitch is in a bikini but I think it’s got more to it than that. Either way, I am a awake and here is Heidi Montag’s new music video.

Heidi Montag proves that anyone with enough money and enough teenage girls in her shitty fan club can convince a record label to produce an album for her. At least the dudes at the label weren’t complete assholes and realized that if she was in a bikini showing off her new tits, they song would be a bigger fuckin’ hit. This is one of those videos that would do better on mute because her screeching sounds don’t make me want to dance and I am a passionate dancer who has been known for dancing to the sounds of buses honking. I don’t know what I am talking about but I know that whenever I come across a real girl who can sing, I get excited, it always makes me me fantasize about them using my dick as a mic and singing into my asshole like it was their big break at the Apollo or some shit, but Heidi Montag’s just makes me feel like I am at the Mall in 1992 when they had this “Make Your Own” music video kiosk and all the girls would run their on their 16th birthdays to feel like stars for a minute…only Montag is less talented.


Related Posts:

Heidi Montag’s Making of the Music Video…Video
Older Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures
Even Older Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures

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2008

03

Feb

Paula Abdul Dance Like There’s No Tomorrow at the Superbowl of the Day

Here is Randy Jackson taking advantage of a mentally unstable Paula Abdul and convincing her to perform on his new record because he needs all the help he can get and Paula doesn’t really know what day it is so when Randy gave her the lyrics and showed her the dance moves her glazed over eyes lit up and this lip syncing kicked in and this is the miserable outcome.

Posted in:Paula Abdul|Performance|Superbowl