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2011

19

Sep

Taryn Manning’s Hard Face Doesn’t Like Me Very Much of the Day

I’ve been facebook friends with Taryn Manning for a while. She deletes me every once in a while because she doesn’t like my comments…and yesterday…she went so far as to tell me off on her facebook wall…

I was going to fight back, like I would have in the old days, back before I totally alienated myself from every single celebrity who I probaby could have played in a lot smarter if I knew celebrities weren’t such fucking pussies…but why bother…who cares about this virtual no name, why rip into her, cuz all she’s gonna do is block me…when I’d rather annoy her some more before she blocks me…when ultimately, I know I’m going to get blocked…it is just a matter of when…

Here are the pics of her at some charity DJ event – cuz she hasn’t got wind that being a 40 year old DJ who was once in movies is pretty fucking low level…if not pathetic…

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2011

19

Sep

Angela Simmons in a Bikini of the Day

Angela Simmos in the neice of Russel Simmons the guy who is credited for making Hip Hop commercial, despite having an adult lisp you think would force any real business person investing in his shit ignore the opportunity at hand, but instead laugh him out of the room, suggesting he do voice over work for kids shows, but who instead used his disability to hustle, cuz he knew without making millions, he’d never get to use his god given oversized tongue for the talent he’s suffered with everytime he says a word, but that no woman has turned her back on, because it paid off in not just financial ways to stick it out with him….

She’s also RUN of RUN DMC’s daughter…and she’s living large in her bikini in Miami cuz that’s what trust funds and rich daddies and uncles is all about….fuck sitting in school, or going to real work cuz that’s for real fucking idiots…

I’m digging her thick bikini body…..but that’s just cuz I like bikinis….

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2011

19

Sep

Heidi Montag’s Useless 25th Birthday of the Day

If a useless cunt no one remembers has a 25th birthday, does it make a sound?

25 or not, bitch might as well be dead.

She doesn’t matter.

Here’s her botched plastic surgery.

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2011

19

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

I am a firm believer in not making the news, because there’s just too much pressure in having people know you exist, and it’s better just to post random shit from other people….I mean why bother doing it yourself when the rest of he world are fucking morons and you can just sit and if you’ve got the right diaper, shit on your couch…

The highlight is the Russian Billionaires who had a fist fight on TV….for whatever reason….that I like to call mafia…since Russia opened up from being communist and the organized crime rings took over public service…making more billionaires than any other nation in the shortest periof of time…making them often times thugs and here’s the proof…

Here’s the rest of the news…..

Cops Slap Five with Tailgater in Philly
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TX rapist claims mental illness
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PA HS coach denies putting bounty on opposing player
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FL wife spiked husband’s coffee with Xanax
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Fatal Air Show Crash Caught on Video
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Driver Killed in Freak Accident, Tree Fell On Car
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MA high school students admit to posting threats on Facebook
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Pat Robertson: Alzheimer’s makes divorce OK
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PA Grade School Bans Perfumes After Allergic Reactions
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VA bar punished for striptease act
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Caught on Tape: Russian Billionaires Fist Fight on TV
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2011

19

Sep

Girls Lighting Their Farts on Fire Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

Youtube is pornsite, but also a corporation traded on the stock market, that I am convinced is being paid off to re-configure the internet so that sites like ours don’t exist, only making room for the big corporations, because there is a lot of money at stake, we’re talking millions….yet they run these porn clips people jerk off to, run ads on the shit and make more money, while we all suffer…and by we I mean me….it’s a con motherfuckers and I want to expose them for the lie that they are…because I have nothing better to do….

Some Chatty Emo Looking Bitches GOing THrough THe Process of Lighting Farts on Fire……Compilation video…

Happiest Fart Lighter Ever

Leather Couch Fart Fire

Huge Fart Fire

Hot Tight Work Out Gear Lights Her Fart – Google Runs Ads on It

Chick in Work Out Shorts Lights Her Shit

Some Close Up of Panties Getting Lit the Fuck Up – Love That Google’s Running Ads on this One – Perverts

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2011

19

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have the single worst hangover….all thanks to drinking…it is mid afternoon and I’m ready for bed even though I just woke up thanks to shitting fire….in my sleep…It’s fucking lovely…and I feel like a hero with no super powers…I don’t really know why drinking the past 3 days has this effect on me….but I know I’m not that into it…

Here’s some shit going on around the internet…while I drink some coffee and try to jerk off to your facebook pics..

Repetitive maybe…but this is my life…Groundhog day…

Another Stupid Girls Compilation
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The Hottest Pics of Kendra Wilkinson
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Free Cam Shows, Because Monday Doesn’t Have to Be Horrible
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Seven Great Franchises that Never Got a Decent Video Game
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Largest Water Balloon Fight – VIDEO
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Sherri is Sexy All Right
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Christina Hendricks’s Tits Went to the Emmys
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She is Busty and Oiled Up and She is on Video
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Live Web Cam Shows, to Kick the Week Off Right
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The Harsh Truth: Why Your Girlfriend Cheated On You
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WTF Photo of the Day
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2011

19

Sep

The Emmy’s Happened of the Day

I went out drinking….but got a call at the end of the Emmy’s from an insane person I know…who wanted to discuss the Emmy’s because in their insanity they felt the whole night was beautiful….so I forced myself to watch the West Coast broadcast…drunk, uninterested, not listening….

Key things that happened was they played LMFAO in the intro segment witht he dyke from GLEE…..they gave The Lonely Planet a chance to do a medley of their shitty internet songs….a midget won an award…and there was a segment about the jersery shore…reminding me that Hollywood isn’t glamor, but trash and trying to be or compete with the internet….The other hightlight was seeing a tiny Paula Abdul next to the dyke from GLEE…and I laughed once at a joke…but don’t remember what it was…but feel it wasn’t due to funny…but more to do with how miserable an experience it was…

I decided to compile some pics of some pussy that was there….because that’s what you all like…

Emily Blunt….no idea who she is….but I know people wanna fuck her…

Katie Holmes….brought to you by the aliens….

Kelly Osbourne…..always disgusting…skinny fat or fat fat….

Nina Dobrev….is lovely Russian bride….

Julia Stiles….because we should let the public remember this random from the late 90s….who wasn’t hot in the late 90s….

That Dude From Glee…in a Dress…

Christina Hendricks and her Fatness that Showed Off her Fat Tits cuz that’s what Fat Chicks Do…

Jane Krakowski’s Lookin’ Real Housewives

Minka Kelly….cuz I have no idea who she is…

Julie Bowen….winner without a nipple slip that should have had a nipple slip…

Gwyneth Paltrow Boring as Shit…and unable to do improv cuz actors are drons…unfortunately…or luckily…the dress isn’t actually see through….depending on how you feel about a naked Gwyneth Paltrow…

Olivia Munn…..Trying….Hard…To Be One of these Hollywood Bitches…But She Never Willl…Cuz She’s a Hack….

Sofia Vergara Alll Womanly…and modest…despite her background…as a whore who whored out to be famous….cuz that’s what happens when you’re an immigrant….

Heidi Klum Not topless…Which is OK…Cuz She Makes for a Sloppy Topless chick…but looks fun in a dress…

Kate Winslet is Big Red….glad she won….cuz she got naked for her role and that deserves recognition….

Evan Rachel Wood….was robbed….cuz she got naked for her role and didn’t get recognition…

No I don’t have pics of the Modern Family 12 year old showing her tits off like she was Sofia Vergara….her TV Mom and idol who taught her at an early age to use her tits to get herself noticed….

Posted in:Emmy Awards 2011

2011

18

Sep

Britney Spears Panty Flash of the Day

I think I’m getting old. I drank my face off on Friday and couldnt get out of bed until this afternoon. It was like something died inside me and that something was my liver…and unlike Britney Spears, who is also getting old, I was unable to bring it like I did in my 20s, back when panty flashes from celebs were semi-exciting, because you knew it wasn’t intentional, or more importantly cuz they weren’t wearing underwear….and it’s all become quite played the fuck out hasn’t it…Wish this had more labia….


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2011

16

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Kieran Culkin Took Scarlett Johansson To A Strip Club
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Dina Lohan is Fucking Insane – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Shows to Keep You Busy All Weekend
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Weird Fucking Music VIdeo
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Elisabetta Canalis Showing Off Her Ripped Stomach in a Sports Bra
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Charlie Sheen Would Have Fired Himself
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Mom Crushes a Break Dancers Dreams
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YOUR MOM HATES YOU – VIDEO
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I’d Like to Be All Over Layla
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The Six People You Never Want to Talk to at a Party
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January Jones Gallery, Cause She Just Delivered Her Kid and Ruined Her Body Forever
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Maitlyn Simmons & Lian Schreuder Booty Time
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Jessica Lowndes is Sizzling in FHM South Africa
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Clint Eastwood Doesn’t Give a Fuck About Gay Marriage. In a Good Way Tho
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Free Cam Show Hotness
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Chick Goes Wild on the Fucking Machine
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Ashley Tisdale Camel Toe
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Would You Bang Saoirse Ronan?
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Demi Lovato is Fat and Happy
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Rihanna Nips Out To Say Hello
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Lil Wayne and Wyclef Jean Have Boners For Sarah Palin or Something
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Salma Hayek’s Tits Are Insane
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A Gallery of Asian Hottie
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Jessica Skye’s Ass is Out of Hand
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IS NINO THE FATHER?!? – VIDEO
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These Massive Breasts Will Serve You Well Today
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Melany and Alison Get It On
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This Week in Celebrity Nudity
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Jessica Chastain is a Red Head Hottie
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Some Good Old Fashion Girl on Girl Action
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Black Short Shorts Bring the Sexy
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini
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And ANOTHER Random Photo Dump
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If Your Dad Wrote TV Titles
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3 Hot Blondes in a Row
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Some Pippa Middleton, Just Because
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You’re Gonna Wanna Be All Over Laura Lynn
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The Lady Matthew Fox Punched in the Vadge is Suing
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Tyra Banks’Tits Are Still Huge. She Also Wrote Some Shitty Book
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Best Low Budget Taxidermy TV Commercial
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Lacey Schwimmer is a Digustingly Fat Pig
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Kirstie Alley Alien
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Tourettes Karaoke Singing Lady in Red
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Anna Paquin’s Pink Bra Under Her Shirt…
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Sneak Peak at Some Rachel Weisz Shit
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Speech disorders and Anal Don’t Mix
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Sex in Chair Porn Fail
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Big Bouncing Tits on Her Mom’s Webcam
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Amateur Homemade Dorm Room SexTape
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Pregnant Chick Masturbating…
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Anorexia Porn is My Favorite
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Proof Black Guys Fuck Everything
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THis Guy Will Never Do Porn again
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