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2011

08

Aug

Kelly Rowland Nipple Slip for Attention of the Day

When you are a second rate Beyonce who was used as a tool to make the world think that Beyonce carried Destiny’s Child, because Beyonce used her spoiled cunt with pull in the industry by being a catty diva to her bff from her childhood who she came up with….to ruin her career and force her to perform tits out to get any attention, work or money, while Beyonce sits at home tiling her bathroom in diamonds….

Funny how things work out when you sell out your friends for personal gain…..

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2011

08

Aug

Lacey Schwimmer Trashy Failed Stripper Implants of the Day

Usually the professionally trained dancers don’t end up on TV with actual work…and while they are studying and being professionally trained…they always know that in the back of their mind, they are probably going to become strippers, and the only choreographing they do, is high level strip shows you can tell come from someone with experience, even though ultimately, all those sluts end up in the same place, bouncing on a dick in a back room for 10 dollars a fucking song….but for some reason, this professional dancer went another route, she got the professional dancing but it didn’t give her the slut attention she set herself up for as a kid and all those years of growing up practicing something as useless as dance….but I guess she’s making up for it after life didn’t take the path she wanted it to…cuz it’s never too late to get implants and show off your fat tits and fat ass in some slut costume….whether there’s a seedy biker run bar involved or not….cuz I guess stripping is a career you can never quite fail at…no matter how old, fat, ugly or drug addicted you are…it is always there to fall back on.

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Posted in:Lacey Schwimmer

2011

08

Aug

Tamara Ecclestone is a Model in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Tamara Ecclestone….I have never heard of her before…but the rumor is that she’s the daughter of some model named Slavica and some F1 Racer named Bernie Ecclestone…which pretty much means she’s a rich socialite, who has used her connections to get modeling work, entertainment work, that’s not really work…but more something to do instead of spending her family money…not that it matters…she’s in a bikini and has great fucking tits…probably fake…but still tits…even though I hate fake tits…cuz they’re nothing to get excited about and usually look fucking stupid….here are the pics..

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2011

08

Aug

Rihanna Wet and in a One Piece Bob Marley Bathing Suit of the Day

Here’s Rihanna in Barbados for the second week….I guess she’s decided that she can’t compete with the white folks…as her shit was getting stale and boring before she decided to re-invent herself with some reggae and Soca vibe, yes I just did my first music review and it was about Rihanna’s shitty pop music…..so she’s taping in and promoting herself as an authentic islander….which no one ever really denied, cuz getting her career start as a teenage hooker at the karaoke bar where she fucked rich white people from the UK while they were on vacation….lead to a lot of bitterness and hate from her peers and when they turn on you…you kinda lose that Islander edge…that she’s clearly trying to re-establish….

The Bob Marley one-piece bathing suit was a good touch…I mean I can taste the Roti pussy from here…it’s thick, irritating, but I’d still try to get up in it, I mean shit this is Rihanna…..

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

08

Aug

Some Pussy at the Teen Choice Awards of the Day

I didn’t watch or liveblog the teen choice awards because I’m more into living my own life…or self destructing in my own life than wasting my night in front of my creepy neighbor’s television cuz I don’t have a TV, watching the shit, while worried he’s drugged me to rape me, or more importantly to keep me, cuz he’s that kind of weird…

I also don’t find anything teenagers like interesting, if anything it is depressing and makes me happy the end of the world is near, cuz these vapid little materialistic consumers are so fucking uninteresting….

Although, I do wish I was still in highschool, cuz when I creep on Highschool, I see a whole lot of sluts, all willing to have anal sex, cuz it’s socially accepted, and all busty thanks to hormones in the food, making elements of this generation fantastic, but still not fantastic enough, cuz the second you talk to one of these 16 year olds, the idea of having sex with them and their huge hormone in food tits loses its appeal cuz teens are fucking idiots…

That said, here is some of the pussy being marketed to teens, cuz they are a good demo that pay the fuckin’ bills and have logevity or some shit….

The whole thing, pretty boring to me, but then again, I’ve been doing this for 8 years, and I’ve been uninterested in hollywood and celebrity since long before I started this…making my life a fucking torture…

But at least there’s some tits…and desperate for attention girls willing to really put themselves out there to matter…which sometimes is a good thing…

Selena Gomez…cuz the Teen Choice Awards are the best place for Sex Offenders…

Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez…cuz it was a good PR Move…

Fergie Looking Tough…Like a Wrestler Chick….or an Action Hero and you probably like that..cuz you are a virgin loser and that’s what you’re into….of the Day…

Ashley Greene’s Boring Outfit cuz she fucking sucks…

Tyra Banks….in Spandex….Should be Arrested for Indecent Exposure…

Blake Lively in Latex Looking Dress…that I’d like to cum on, because it’d be easier to clean than her wrinkled weathered face…

Cameron Diaz….So Not a Teen Anymore…not even close…but she may be growing a clit dick for A-Rod…but I haven’t seen pics of it yet…

Taylor Swift…..does the Marilyn Monroe…cuz I guess she’s trying to be more interesting, cuz this prudish act we know is an act cuz John Mayer totally fucked her up the ass raw dog, is hardly fun for us to watch….wholesome is for girls you marry, not girls you masturbate to..t

Alexa Vega….wearing a dress worth noticing..

Raven Symone…..cuz she used to sit on Bill Cosby’s lap in a way you probably wouldnt want your 4 year old sitting on some pervert with a Master’s in Education cuz he loves kids so much’s lap…

Holland Roden is a Ginger in Green …..like some kind of Leprochaun waitin for you at the end of the rainbow…

AnnaSophia Robb and Bethany Hamilton cuz Both Arms Played One Arm in a Movie and now thy are BFF….OBVS….even though it looks like One Arm could eat pretty much all of Two Arms…

Some Avril Lavigne All Lady-Like in a hot dress….even though her daily style is suburban mall punk on her 14th birthday….which would be more appropriate….

Kaley Cuoco cuz Her Hotness Might Have Killed John Ritter….at least her teen looks over stimulated his heart…giving a whole new meaning to “Killer Looks”….that’s the story I heard…

Some Fake Looking Tits Named Maryse Ouellet I’ve never heard of…but appreciate…

Kim Kardashian at any event where people will take pics of her in efforts of trying to stay relevant….

To Remind you this Award show is a fucking useless joke…Rebecca Black was there…and it looks like she won…

Posted in:Teen Choice Awards 2011

2011

08

Aug

Charlize Theron Hard Nipples of the Day

Despite the AIDS in South Africa stats, I’m not worried about getting AIDS from Charlize Theron’s South Africa pussy, cuz you see, you can’t get AIDS through a picture of some older hotness who moved to America with a dream and who is now an Academy Award winner who did Playboy to get noticed back when she first started, all rockin’ some hard nipples…..

But you can get aids swimming down river from a gay nudist waterfall…and the fresh shit filled semen gets stuck to your fucking open sore on your leg….it’s just always a story no one believes when they ask you how you got Aids….

Here are her nips.

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2011

08

Aug

Kate Hudson New Mom Body Can’t Distract From her Haggard Face of the Day

Kate Hudson looks so old and haggard…I’m talking her mom looks more youthful and fresh than her….

I was actually forced to watch her latest movie and I blame very hot vagina coupled with my weakness for hot vagina for that…and the entire time, I couldn’t believe anyone would ever fight over her…I mean other than two Johns looking for the cheapest street blowjob and she’s the only discount whore around….

I can only assume that with being raised in Hollywood, in a broken home, with a famous mom, led to having too much access to cash, too little parenting, lots of drugs and hard living….and now it’s all coming out in her face….not that it matters…this is Kate Hudson…a real no body.

But at least she’s not fat and bounces back from pregnancy pretty face, cuz you know, hard drugs are a good way to replace eating…speed up metabolism…if you’re willing to sacrific your face…

Posted in:Kate Hudson

2011

08

Aug

Rachel Bilson is a Vision in White of the Day

This is like a dream….a vision of an angel when I’ve taken one too many sleeping pills…you know in efforts to excape this miserable life…only to realize that I’m obese and thus too big to take down with a shitty over the counter sleeping pill….leaving me forced to continue to self destruct via unprotected sex with hookers and alcholism…not that I actually ever want to die…I’m too self absorbed for that…not to mention watching all the idiots go by and dealing with such low level day to day problems, like having to eat out my gross wife once a week in order to get my 100 dollars from her….and never making money to afford the good life…is like a comedy act…and I hate comedy….

I also kinda hate Rachel Bilson for being boring as shit most of the time…but today…this is all virginal and lovely and sometimes the world needs less exposed skin, and more wholesome tenderness….that said…I’d prefer these pics if there was a little more spread pussy lip…

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2011

08

Aug

Blake Lively Legs and Cleavage on Site of the Day

I have no idea why I am bothering posting these Blake Lively pictures…I guess she’s showing a little cleavage, which I guess is exciting to those of you who never leave the fucking house, cuz everywhere I seem to look, for middle school to the old folks home, there’s fucking cleavage, making it one of those things you can’t openly get excited about, because the people around you will think you are weird, or at leasted totally sexually repressed/under sexed and that’s never a good way to get a blowjob, assuming there’s ever a time when you’re no alone, something I doubt…but here’s Blake Lively on set..cuz I know how fans are…and seeing her anywhere will get you excited….and I guess that’s all I have to say about that.

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