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2012

09

Feb

Paula Patton Cameltoe of the Day

Here’s Mission Impossible 36 year old Alan Thicke daughter in law dealing with her own big vagina impossible mission…and thats rocking a pair of leggings or tights or whatever the fuck these are without having them jack up her thick pussy lip….maybe it’s because of motherhood…you know the beautiful process of brining life by sacrificing your vagina…leaving her damaged and unable to wear pants like the other girls unless she uses duct tape…or maybe it’s effort to get noticed by the paparazzi….even though you’d think she does a good enough job of that on her own at least that’s what I’d think BASED ON THE HOTNESS IN THESE SHOOTS

Happy black history month…

Posted in:Paula Patton

2012

09

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is the best news feed on the internet according to me…because I don’t bother with Huffington Post even though the bitch was in Montreal yesterday and I should have tricked her to buy my site off me via kidnappiing, cuz then I’d be on the news too…like this group of idiots…from dudes paying 12 year olds for sexy pics…to judges court ordering men to take their wives on dates…to a diabetic in diabetic shock being beat by the cops…this shit changes fucking lives…

Rescued Dog Bites TV News Anchor
KUSA-TV anchor Kyle Dyer sustained injuries after being bitten on live television by a Denver dog rescued from icy waters.

Massachusetts coach charged with enticing boy
A Woburn Little League coach was arraigned on child pornography charges Wednesday. 20-year-old Ray McAllister is accused of using Skype to communicate with a 13-year-old Arizona boy.

Deputies: Man took lewd photos of girl
A Dunedin man who worked part time at a daycare center and volunteered at local schools is accused of paying a 12-year-old girl to pose in explicit photos.

Austin, Texas Coach Charged For Giving Teen Plan B
A former AISD teacher has been charged with Delivery of a Dangerous Drug after allegedly giving a student a contraceptive pill.

Man In Diabetic Shock Mistaken For Drunk Driver, Beaten By Police
A driver was pulled out of his car and assaulted by police who believed he was resisting arrest, but really in diabetic shock.

Philadelphia School Students Go On Slapping Rampage
Two Philadelphia kids, filming themselves as they smack their fellow classmates, and what’s worse, a teacher was in the room when it happened.

Judge Sentences Husband To Date With Wife After Domestic Dispute
A Florida judge ordered a husband to take his wife to Red Lobster for a ‘Date Night’ as a ruling in his domestic abuse charge which involved a fight that started when the husband forgot to wish his wife a happy birthday.

Fight Erupts At High School Basketball Game
A high school basketball game in Charlottesville, Virginia got ugly the other night as a fight broke out between players during the game.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

09

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Does New York of the Day

I don’t know why no one yells “How does it feel living with AIDS” to Lohan while attending an aids event for Fashion week…but people are too fucking star struck…they just see a celebrity, instantly think they are important, and start the suck up game…I’ve seen it many times…a bitch will shit talk a famous bitch until she sees the bitch then she starts screaming, asking for autographs, and the whole thing is just too fucking annoying to me…celebrity gossip is a lie….

The good news and the reason I am posting this nonsense is because some homie screams “Lindsay I have coke” or something like that…and it made me happy to see a bitch slandered, yelled obscenities at, even if they aren’t that obscene, because the public needs to revolt….

Here she is from another angle…


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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

09

Feb

Victoria’s Secret Sluts Doing a Last Push for Valentines Day of the Day

The most exciting news I’ve heard is about this BIKINI CLAD MODEL NAMED KYLE BISUTTI who was cast to be a Victoria’s Secret Angel….every slut’s dream…only to decide it isn’t in line with her Christian ideals and her recent marriage …because let’s face it Christians are crazy and don’t grasp that whole “the damage is done” theory that bitch is living the good life cuz of her sinning by being a temptress to other Christians by getting half naked…but since Jesus forgives it’s ok…bullshit…

The fact that they are out promoting for Valentine’s Day, their second biggest event behind Christmas, cuz husbands everywhere are trying or hoping to make their wives look and feel sexy in order to get laid for once…it’s way better than listening to them cry about period pains or how tired they are from cleaning up after the kids….bullshit…

The sad truth is that Victoria’s Secret made 9 Billion dollars in Sales last year…and we’re all the suckers who paid them…all cuz they manipulate us with hot pussy. Insane.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS EVEN THOUGH THEY AREN’T NAKED AND JUST MANIPULATIVE MARKETING EFFORTS TO MAKE A BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY MORE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS….
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Here are some videos of Kyle Bisutti – Who has said after asked how she can be all religious after pretty much telling the world she was a whore….”I was growing in my relationship with my lord and the faith and became convicted to honor my husband with my body”….what a cunt….

Here she is in FHM for Christ her Lord and Savior….

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2012

09

Feb

2012 Nude Model Calendar Shoot of the Day

I don’t know what this is all about, but in my defense I forgot that it was 2012 and thought this was something for next year and along with being impressed with how organized and good at planning these people are, I was also impressed with the fact that there were naked models in video for fashion, like a gang of fucking strippers, only with bigger egos, who eat at fancier restaurants, with dreams of making it in the fashion world, instead of making enough money for baby formula and their next hit….but strippers just the same….

Posted in:Nude Video

2012

09

Feb

Tricia Helfer Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

I’ve been drinking wine all morning…

Here’s TRICIA HELFER a Canadian Farmer…turned model….who did campaigns for pretty much everyone….including Playboy….turned actor in Battlestar Galactica….in her bikini from last month…but I noticed shit posting up around the internet…including the stepFORUM and I figured since I’m not allowed to post paparazzi pics anymore, and I’m forced to post twitter pics…this is the best I can do….37 year old f-list stars in blurry bikini pics who have more money than me…all thanks to tits…depressing…happy black history month…happy valentines day…it is right around the corner you know…kill me.

Posted in:Tricia Helfer

2012

09

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was involved in a natural disaster last night…I fell off a sidewalk while drunk and landed on my back….and now I can’t jerk off on webcam for all my female fans….that don’t exist…what I can do is drink a glass of my morning piss to try not to waste any remnants of last nights alcoholism….I don’t know what I’m talking about…

At least this guy’s got it all figured out….

Here’s the Morning links…

Race Car Crash, Fire and Escape – VIDEO
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15 Most Savage Mascot Fights in Sports History
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Free Cam Shows Make Life a Little More Sexy
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Super Sexy Hidden Camera
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I’d Like a Little Piece of Miss Leila
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Ke$ha’s Just Your Average, Everyday, Penis Costume-Loving Praying Mantis
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Live Web Cams, Make the Most of Them
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Big Booded amateur Slut Gets Dirty On Camera
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The 25 Most Despicable Cops In Movies
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Posted in:MHD

2012

08

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

It is suicide prevention week, which was convenient because when I found out Katy Perry made 44 million dollars this year….I figured it wasn’t worth living…but to be fair to Katy Perry’s undeserved success…cuz as all the millions of talentless busty chicks everywhere who are hotter and more talented than Katy Perry will agree the world is unfair….we already knew this….so we carry on with our misery….especially when CHIMPS ARE BEING TRAINED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD ….

And this guy’s got it all figured out….

Here are the stepLINKS…

Kesha’s Penis Not Wearing Pants for Black History Month….
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Courtney Stodden is a Slutt, Sex Crazed Mermaid
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Live Web Cam Sluts that Will Drive You Wild
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Best Titty Commercial Ever
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A Girl and Her Penguin Hug
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Audrina Patridge Jogging in Tight Clothes
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Toy Tank PUlls SUV
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Jennifer Aniston Covers a Magazine
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Scarlette Johansson Needs to Shut Her Fucking Mouth
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BETCHES LOVE THIS – VIDEO
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A History of Women Who Date Down, Which Means You Have a Chance, No?
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Miranda Kerr Topless Underwear Shots
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Oh So NOW Kim Kardashian Wants Privacy. Fuck This Bitch is SUCH a Cunt
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Vikki is Kinda Trashy and I Like It
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Conner Cruz = Like Crazy Father, Like Crazy Son
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Estella Warren is All Sorts of Sexy
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Free Cam Shows, Yeah That’s Right, FREE
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Shy Girlfriend Makes a Dirty Video – VIDEO
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue: Release Date and Cover Girl Odds
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This is Probably The Weirdest/Freakiest Thing You Will See All Day. FACT – GIF
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Emma Stone Fly By SideBoob Shot
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Rooney Mara is Annoying
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This Pizza Man is Desperate For Some Pussy
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How About Some Sexy Superbowl Sluts
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Warcraft Sex Anyone?
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Emma Stone Rocks a Black Bikini in Brazil! (PHOTOS)
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What’s Wrong With Kids These Days?
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Ahhhh Kate Beckinsale Tight Body
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Mmmmmmm Taylor Vixen
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Top 10 Trashiest Spring Break Destinations
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This Fatty Stripping in Public Impresses No One – VIDEO
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Bad Girls Club Fight Insanity
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Mandy and Eva Get It On – VIDEO
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Revenge Sex Fantasy
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Kayden Kross Strips Down and Masterbates – VIDEO
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Some JWoww Cause It’s a Slow Day
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I Love a Gal With Legs For Days
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Ahhhhhh Abbey Clancy
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Sexy Cam Gal Has Some Fun – VIDEO
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Marion Cotillard is the Hotness
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I’d Like to Be All Over Mellissa
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The Situation is Gay Or Something
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Jessica Pare Totally Sizzles In GQ
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Ariany Celeste Topless in Zoo
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Kelly Brook’s Spread Open Legs In A Bikini Makes Everyone Smile
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Demi Lovato’s Tasty Ass Eats Her Bikini Thong
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Manhole Cover Explodes…
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Chloe Kardashian Trying to be Hot is Always Horrible
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Miley Cyrus Makes A Perfect Whore
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Ke$ha’s Cunt Will Kill You. Here’s The Proof…
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Slutty Slut Sluts With Big Tits. Who could ask for anything more?
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Some Spiderman Trailers…
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Guy Rides a Rhino
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From the stepFORUM
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Selena Gomez in her Bikini
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Gillian Zinser in her Bikini
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Nina Dobrev in her Bikini
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Behati Prinsloo in her Bikini
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Sasha Grey Nude – But Not for Porn
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

08

Feb

Miranda Kerr in Her Bikini of the Day

Wanna know the number one way to ruin a set of supermodel, lingerie and bikini model, in her bikini when not getting paid, but cuz she likes it, all for the paparazzi pics….throw in her new born baby and husband into the mix…so that harsh reality of her vagina’s condition and the kind of wholesome girl she is…nothing hot about that…


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Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2012

08

Feb

Emma Stone Still Boring and in a Bikini of the Day

Emma Stone is like this year’s JUNO, you know a bitch who gets a whole lot of hype but based on her physical appearance, it is totally unwarranted but because nerds like her…for whatever reason…whether it be her silly roles she’s cast in…or the fact that nerds find her attainable…it doesn’t change the fact she’s got little uninteresting tits and a pretty boring body…..you know the kind of body a 15 year old fat boy has more sex appeal than…no pedo…..making me wonder why she’s in these bikini pics….but realizing I love bikini pics…even on fake redhead skinny bitches more famous than they should be…


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Posted in:Emma Stone

2012

08

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news to enlighten, inspire, and who knows maybe some of you are featured in these news stories…cuz let’s face it…it seems pretty fucking easy to make the news…even if it doesn’t pay for shit…

San Antonio Strippers Caught Soliciting On Camera
For years nuns have been pushing to have a local strip club shut down and now there’s video proof that the ladies of The Player’s Club were violating city ordinances and solicited prostitution.

Caught on Tape: Drunk Driver Drives In To Day-Care
A drunk driver drives in to a daycare window twice and falls asleep in the parking lot of the day-care. Police are still looking for the suspect.

Heavy Metal Band ‘Ludlow Falls’ Leading Singer Derek Brunsveld Is In Jail
A 16 girl claims that the former lead singer of Dayton area heavy metal band lured her on Facebook wanting to have sex with her. Officials say this is not his first attempt.

HS Athletic Director Arrested For Solicitation
A high school athletic director Brian Donoher was catch soliciting a undercover officer for sex. Officials said there was a undercover operation that land 10 other men in jail.

Indian Lawmakers Filmed Watching Porn During Debate
Three Indian lawmakers resigned Wednesday after they were filmed allegedly watching porn on a cell phone during a heated debate at a state assembly in Bangalore, southern India.

Strip Club to Open Next to Convent in Illinois
A massive, multi-million dollar strip club is set to open right next to a convent in the western suburbs. The nuns said they didn’t find out until it was too late.

Students In Nashville Classroom Told To “Take It Like A Man�
A teacher at Mount Juliet High School in Tennessee resigned Feb. 6 and at least 10 students were given out- of-school suspensions for playing a game called ‘Take It Like A Man.

School Aide Accused of Making Child Porn
A New York City teacher’s aide was accused Tuesday of making videos of himself spanking one naked child and fondling another in an elementary school classroom.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

08

Feb

Demi Lovato’s Ass in a Bikini in Chile of the Day

Demi Lovato may be a pudgy little troll and that lost it’s appeal when she turned 18….or for some of you when she left the cast of Barney and Friend at 5…..but the fact reemains that her pudginess may be a direct relation to her meds…and her meds are a direct relation to her crazy and her crazy is a direct relation to her bi-polar disorder and her bi-polar disorder is a sign of manic unprotected sex while burning all her money in a coke and booze soaked night….so seeing her fat ass from some stalker vantage point is hot to me…cuz I know this is the kind of girl you can K-Fed hard….shaved head like Britney without all the Britney money or fame….and as a voyeur with a dream… these work for me…

Posted in:Demi Lovato

2012

08

Feb

Chrissy Teigen in her Bikini for Some Bikini Company of the Day

I hate this Chrissy Teigen bitch….but only because she’s fucking annoying and hating has never stopped me from wanting to fuck a bitch before…often times it is the reason I want to fuck them…in hopes I have AIDS and that I give it to them…see cuz I don’t believe in condoms or STD testing….

Now for the reason I hate the bitch….it all started one fall day on twitter when I followed her not knowing who she was, despite the fact that she’s a huge model in her mind who was in one or two issues of SI Swimsuit along with dozens of other bitches I don’t know the names of….anyway – I start following her, she follows me back, we go back and forth, I find her kinda funny, but only cuz she’s posting half naked pics of herself then bitch blocks me for no good reason out of no where…leaving me alone to fend for myself like I was before I started following her on twitter the day before….and it’s just this irritating lack of support from people I get that makes me hate them….and more importantly makes me realize that under this half nakedness lives an evil cunt who thinks she is funny but who is actually fucking irritating…which works for her cuz no one needs to see past her half nakedness….

Here she is crying for attention in a bikini, cuz she wants to be known for more than just a wallet fucker gold digging a black musician while pretending to work by getting half naked as he racks in the millions…

Cunt.

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen

2012

08

Feb

Lana Del Lip’s Lip is Deflated of the Day

In one of life’s great tragedies…it seems that whatever Lana Del Rey’s people jacked her lip up with to make her look glamorous for the making of all her videos that had billions of youtube views…has leaked out leaving her with nothing more than an average at best sized lip instead of what looked like it could have been a live creature living on her face….or maybe even just a major birth defect that she overcame by learning how to make it help her sound….all while looking ridiculous in duck face stance at all times….

Oh thank god…it was a false alarm….Del Lip’s still lippy….

When’s this twat’s other set of lips gonna get into porn or at least scandal…cuz when I cross reference her lip on her face I can’t help by wonder what kind of lifeless fleshly mound she’s hiding in her underwear…

Posted in:Lana Del Rey

2012

08

Feb

Jessica Pare Big Titties in GQ of the Day

It is always hard to be objective and full of hate when you are doing a post on someone you’ve met a few times, seen out many times, who is good childhood friends with people you like, especially when they have great tits…

Her name is Jess Pare, she’s from Montreal but has been out of Montreal for a long fucking time, trying to make it in movies and TV, always willing to show her huge natural tits, whether in that movie about lesbian school girls from the early 2000s, or hot tub time machine, she brings them out…and whether I think she’s the hottest of hot in person, or nice in person, or even great tittied in person, you know compared to non actor bitches when unphotoshopped doesn’t matter cuz she’s making moves and showing off her tits in GQ…and that’s better than I’ve done with my ridiculously awesome tits…so next time I see her in Montreal at a bar, I’ll have no choice but to stage a trip and fall, hoping them tits end up accidentally in my motherfucking mouth….

Here’s the video…..

Posted in:Jessica Pare