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2011

08

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news to get you through your day….you know to help you realize that you’re not the dumbest, weirdest, creepiest person in the country, and that if you are, you aren’t doing a good enough job of lettng the people know, you’ve kept it under the radar and off the news…which is no fun because if you’re a mental case weirdo…share it with us…make some moves…stop being a pussy.

Man Jumps on Hood of Woman’s Car, She Drives to Police Station
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Caught on Tape: Gumby tries to rob store
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Attempted Abduction of Ohio Teen Thwarted
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First commercial from Tom Brady’s UGG campaign
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Craigslist jewelry sale leads to home invasion
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SC HS Football Cheerleader Tackled on Sidelines
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Missouri Strip Clubs Fight Regulations in State Supreme Court
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2011

08

Sep

Victoria’s Secret Models in Elle of the Day

So Elle Magazine made the genius decision to get the Victoria’s Secret models on the cover of their magazine, I assume cuz Victoria’s Secret was lining up a big ad deal, and this was part of the buy, as nothing you see or read in magazines is truth, it is all paid for by corporations, but you don’t need to know that, or think about that, just look at the cleavage and tight bodies and let it blind you from how fucked our world is…

I mean did you know that up until the mid 90s, Victoria’s Secret used 16 year old girls as their models in their catalogs…I’m talking 16 year old girls in fucking lingerie for their billion dollar business….and still managed to be a billion dollar company…I mean if I started doing video of 16 year olds in Lingerie, I’d go to fucking jail….

The world is Corrupt….and the point of this post is to say, Victoria’s Secret does a better job of exploiting these women than elle does, I mean I prefer underwear to clothes, and really this should be a partnership with Playboy, or Penthouse, or any smutty site, cuz think like jerking off to those Teen Models of the early internet days, like Kate’s Playground, finally seeing them naked, after years of seeing her in her underwear, leads to real orgasms…

Here are the pics anyway…

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2011

08

Sep

Miley Cyrus for Prestige Magazine of the Day

Miley got half naked for Prestige magazine, which would have been more interesting if she wasn’t 18, or fully naked….cuz this shit is just boring.

Apparently, she told the magazine that she doesn’t understand why she’s got a “Good girl gone bad” repulation because she’s dating the same guy for 2 years, which was code for always being a bad girl, you know cuz to be a Disney girl you need to suck dick and let older men eat you out at a young age in exchange for celebrity, cuz lets face it, being Billy Ray’s daughter was filled with wealth from Achy Breaky Royalties, but not high profile enough to get the gig given to her….she had to work it for that…

Who cares. Here are the pics.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2011

08

Sep

Amber Heard from Vs Magazine of the Day


Amber Heard is a pretty obvious, coming into herself, open minded, working on being a celebrity, hipster kind of bitch who makes statements about not labeling herself as straight or gay, but just someone who loves whoever she falls in love with, and that she’s had successful relationship with men, even though they broke up and now successful relationships with women, in some fluffy give guys fantasies, make everyone like you, she’s so tapped into fucking hustle…all bi-sexual and shit…which coincidentally gets people to remember you…while I think all she had to do was continue working on pics like this, you know expand on them and take them to the next level, cuz bullshit sexuality statements bore me, while smutty pics don’t….

So here she is in some fashion/art/hipster magazine that isn’t considered porn, but high concept bullshit, even if it is just one panty slid to the side away from it.

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2011

08

Sep

Evan Rachel Wood Sluts Out for Gucci of the Day

Marilyn Manson shot these ARTISTIC NUDES of Evan Rachel Wood back when he was having weird zombie, goth, vampire sex with her….even though I’m convinced the second dude gets home, he showers himself off and lives his life as Paul from the Wonder Years, because this Goth shit was all an act in a time when Goth kids needed a mainstream icon…..but I can safely assume when he brought this bitch in at 19, she was easy to mold, you know learning about herself in this scary world as a sheltered actor with a million in the bank, leading to her becoming a full of shit hipster who thinks she’s an artist with serious depth and insight, cuz that’s just how full of shit cunts are…..just go to any coffee shop, point out the lesbian, listen to her conversations and you’ll see what I mean…

Either way, here she is in some fashion artistic erotica for Gucci….

Posted in:Evan Rachel Wood

2011

08

Sep

Top Tooth Brushing Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

Youtube is the number 1 porn site on the internet and it is a public company…owned by Google and makes billions of dollars a year because people are perverts but advertisers, executives and mainstream media don’t accept that, sweep it under the rug and pretend it’s wrong and sick and not something they want their brand to be associated with in public as they’re jerking off to tranny porn and fucking their receptionists as their wives at home are fucking their trainer, gardener, carpenter, architect, living the seedy life presented as if it is the wholesome life because humans are all fucking perverts…

Here’s some toothbrushing fetish videos cuz Youtube is weird…

Some Betty Paige Looking Fetishist Sloppy Tooth Brush

Some Guy Excited for his Woman To Spit

Sexy Teen Brushing in the Bathroom…

Some Bitch Finger Brushing….cuz sometimes brushing doesn’t need a brush…just finger on enamel baby…

Tooth Brushing Bloopers that Aren’t Annoying

How About Some Teen Model Brushing Her Teeth Shit for Old TImes

That’s enough of this shit….

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

08

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

My stomach is still dying….dying so much that every sip of booze I took last night made me throw up….and I never throw up when I drink…not even when I end up hospitalized cuz I’m convulsing on the street corner midday after 36 hours of “Good Times”…..so broken stomachs are making it hard to get drunk..

Here are some links…

This Kid Can Skateboard Better Than You, But That’s Probably Easy Because You Suck at Everything – VIDEO
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Ranking the Hottest Fan from Each NFL Team
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Free Cam Shows That Will Blow Your Mind
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Ai Shinozaki is a Japanese Hottie
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Watching Toddlers Dances Makes Me Laugh But It Probably Makes You Horny, Pervert. – VIDEO
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Jenni is Sexy in Stripes
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Kelly Brooke’s Tits Are Insane
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Are True Professionals
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Why Buy a Dildo When You Can Use a Wine Bottle
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The Hottest German Women – GALLERY
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Posted in:MHD

2011

07

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I have Shat Our All My Vital Organs….at least it feels that way…There is no way I’m not dying…but at least in my dying I had a girl offer to pee in my mouth…she claimed it was an old family cure…I feel like it’s a lie…or maybe something she was brought up thinking was real because daddy liked golden showers…and I’m willing to test it out…as long as it is directly from her vagina…

That said here are my stepLINKS…

ALi Lohan Is Skinny and Hot
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Ali Lohan Also Has a New Face
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Beyonce Pregnant in a Bikini….
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Song Of the DAy
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This Celine Dion Intruder Who Took a Bath in her House is Amazing…
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Bus Driver of the Year – VIDEO
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Courtney Stodden Goes to Hollywood…Possibly Does Hollywood
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Miss Columbia is Will Be Crowned Miss Pussy of the Universe
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Live Web Cam Chicks to Waste Your Time With
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Bahara is Sexy on the Beach
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Can’t Get Enough of Ashley Hobbs
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The Hottest Women on Fall’s New TV Shows
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Abigail Clancy is Basically In Her Underwear
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How About Some Ashley Greene?
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Free Cam Shows That Will Get Your Blood Pumping
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18 Year Old Films Herself Getting Off
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Guess Who Has a Pearl Necklace?
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Top 25 College Football Rankings: Hot Alum Edition
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Tara Reid Panty Upskirt
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Scarlett Johansson Has Been Around a Lot Lately
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How About Some Minka Kelly?
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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WTF Photo of the Day
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This Cop Has Gotta Be High or Some Shit – VIDEO
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Who Would You Rather? British Beauty Edition
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Russian Man Grabs 1000 Pairs Of Breasts, All For Putin?!
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How About Some Pippa Middleton?
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Big Tittied Babe With a Glass Dick
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I Love This Angel in a Short Dress
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Irina Shayk Brings the Hotness As Always
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Awesome Teen Tits
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Kim Kardashianès Cleavage is Insane as Always
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Tess is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Michael Bay’s Girlfriend Has an Insane Ass
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Kate Upton is Topless
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Striptease of the Day
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Evan Rachel Wood Loses a Tooth
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

EXCLUSIVE: WARRIOR Movie Review
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A Billion Dollar Upskirt
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Michael Bay Has No Fucking Integrity
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TOP 10 Coolest Nationalities
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SOME SMUT:

Porn Quote of the Week “Make Me Into a Worthless Vegetable”
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Bus Trip Turned Into an Elderly Orgy
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Some Dead Animal Club Kid Sex Show
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Some Chick Bragging About Her Blowjob Skills
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Stoned College Girls
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Some Beach Cabin Changing Voyeurism
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

07

Sep

Leilani Dowding Topless at the Beach of the Day

Here is 1998’s Miss Great Britain who hasn’t done anything since being 1998′s Miss Great Britain, unless you consider having her Tits out in Miami doing something, which I do….because it’s far more rewarding than any pageant she won 13 fucking years ago….at least for me…even though she’s nothing special to look at…but nipples have a tendancy to make me want to rape. I blame animal instinct.

To See Leilani Dowding Topless on the Beach
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