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2010

04

Feb

Amanda Seyfried in Big Love of the Day

Amanda Seyfried is damaged goods to me. Not because she’s getting fucked in this clip, if anything that’s her only redeeming factor, you see cuz the second a bitch does those shitty fucking hollywood Hallmark card type movies I want to shoot myself in the face after seeing the trailer for, I have a hard time thinking of them in the way I like to look at woman and that’s as the whores they are even if she sacrificed her career, herself and our love by whoring herself for money by doing these movies, because that’s not the fun kind of whoring….

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|Big Love

2010

04

Feb

Ginger Spice Showin’ Off Some Bra of the Day

I like to think that Ginger Spice is holding onto whatever she had 15 years ago when she was just a chubby busty nude model becoming a Spice Girl you probably used to jerk off to….but the reality is that she probably doesn’t give a fuck about those days, or the attention she got, because all she has to do is look at her bank account and remember those years of whoring actually paid off even though she would have done it for free because being a whore is just in her blood, and even as a monther in her 40s, she can’t help but gie a glimpse of that…but maybe next time she should do it with a little more dick in her mouth.
or maybe she doesn’t give a fuck about that chubby, busty pussy she once was, and

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bra|Geri Halliwell|Ginger Spice|See Thru

2010

04

Feb

Zoe Saldana’s Hard Nipples of the Day

The funny thing about Zoe Saldana is that her virgin loser fans have no real interest in her. Their sexual fantasies, masturbation, sex toys and pictures of her that they jerk off to of her are all when she’s in her Avatar state, all blue skinned, tall and busty.

Sure I don’t get how dudes get off to cartoons, but they do and she knows it, so it’s like she’s only wearing this wife-beater with hard nipples to get some male attention for herself, because she’s lost her sex appeal to a cartoon version of herself, and that makes for some fucked up psychological issues, as girls normally compete with each other in terms of getting dudes to jerk off to their facebook profiles, and rarely do they compete with themselves and just writing this confuses the fuck out of me….and I don’t even know why I am writing it because this isn’t the bitch you want, you want the 3-D alien. Fucked up…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hard Nipple|Zoe Saldana

2010

04

Feb

Eliza Dushku Wears Boyfriend Jeans of the Day

I hear this Boyfriend term all the fucking time lately. Every magazine, every TV show, every shitty website mentions the fukcing shit, and all I see is over-sized, ill-fitting, not so hot clothes. Sure, it’s nice to pretend the whore is wearing the jeans to prevent her from being judged when doing the walk of shame, cuz she had a bit too much to drink the night before and let her vagina go on a little adventure, but the truth is shit’s just ugly and fantasies take too much work, I like shit given to me in the form of pictures, so that I don’t have to use my imagination for shit….plus if these were actually her boyfriend’s jeans, they’d be a hell of a lot more ridiculous looking, see Rick Fox is a big black man, and she’s a little white girl who likes having her vagina destroyed by massive athlete cock, so it’s safe to say she needs to wear these baggy jeans, cuz her mangled cunt is all bandaged up and meaty as fuck and doesn’t fit into her regular skinny jeans….and who really cares…she looks like shit.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Boyfriend|Eliza Dushku

2010

04

Feb

Stephanie Pratt in a Short Tight Dress of the Day

I know Stephanie Pratt isn’t a real celebrity, she’s just on a shitty MTV show that I am hoping gets cancelled really fucking soon, because it’s polluted the entertainment industry, something that was once seemingly luxurious and classy, only to become the set of Jerry Springer, filled with fucking idiots with too much money and too much ego who don’t realize that they have no fucking talent and really don’t deserve to be much more than the Walmart cashier, or the hostess at an all you can eat asian buffet, or married to some rich dude and that they’ve pretty much just won the fucking lottery…because they really are barely middle of the road….and here she is showing off some leg is some shitty prom dress that hugs her ugly body more awkwardly than I used to hug hookers back when I felt lonely…..but at least she has leg cuz leg has the ability to make me forget all that is wrong with a woman….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Dress|Stephanie Pratt

2010

04

Feb

Rihanna Finger Bangs Herself on Stage of the Day

These pictures would have been a lot hotter 4 years ago, when Rihanna just started out, when she didn’t have a dyke haircut or 20 pounds she gained while living and eating the American dream. A time when she didn’t look like a chick who still thinks she’s a smaller size, who’s pants are topped out, and who needs to unbutton the shit after she has a bite to eat cuz there’s no more fucking room in them, as she’s really putting them through the test to see just how much abuse the fucking things can take. A time when we didn’t know she was a little cry baby bitch who is quick to call the cops over small domestic disputes, a warning sign that she’s the pussy you gotta stay away from…a firecracker who you can’t predict and who can take you the fuck down any fucking time she wants…the kind of girl who smashes her face against a frying pan to tell the authorities it was you to seriously fuck you up and here she is grabbing her pussy, doing a little over the pants finger bang like she was a 14 year old boy trying to get play with the girl down the street, something I’d think she should be doing the rest of her life for sexual satisfaction as she’s a red flag, but guys are fucking idiots who don’t care that a girl’s level of crazy will get them arrested but just care about a girl’s willing pussy….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Fat Ass|Pussy Grab|Rihanna

2010

03

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

It turns out shittier things that my stepLINKS do happen, I know sometimes it is pretty hard to fucking believe….

I spent the last hour watching a young college girls ass from various angles in a pair of leggings with Ugg boots, and I realized I really missed out those college years, firstly by not going to college, but also because girls didn’t dress this hot in the late 80s.

Maybe I should go back.

It will be the premise of a shitty straight to DVD movie and if we’re lucky Paulie Shore will play me….Buuuudddy

I told a girl I am trying to bang, or at least watch masturbate on cam that I’d post this survey up for her. It’s about leather. It’s nothing sexual So, don’t bother doing it unless you’re serious, cuz it will make me look bad…and I do a good enough job doing that for myself
Click here to Do Me a Solid and Take Survey

What the fuck is wrong with me?? I really don’t know…here are my stepLINKS…

So That’s How Coco Does Her Make Up. Why I Expected Anything Else is Unknown
GO

Lindsay Lohan is a Hoarder
GO

Models, Then and Now
GO

Because What the Fuck Else Do You Plan to Do With Yourself Tonight
GO

Isabel Lucas is Wearing a Stupid Dress, But At Least She’s Cute
GO

A Sonic the Hedgehog and Mario Reunite
GO

The 5 Most Awesome Hits to the Crotch – VIDEO
GO

The Best Part of Monopoly Was BEing The Banker and Cheating, WTF?
GO

Doutzen Kroes in a See Through Bra And Nipples
GO

Madonna is Losing Her Mind and Will Do Anything to Not Come to Grips With That Fact That Shes a Geriatric
GO

I Want and iPad and I Want Some Nachos – VIDEO
GO

Forget the Team Itself, It’s All About Which Team Has The Hottest Babes As Fans
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

Lil Wayne Has Got the Tattoo Part of Jail Pretty Much Covered
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Another Classic From Your Childhood Bites the Dust. Fuck You Hollywood
GO

Miranda Kerr’s Legs Are Tasty
GO

April Scott Is Lookin Hot
GO

Man Vanessa Hudgens is a Babe
GO

Tiger Woods’ Wife is Officially a Moron
GO

Ughhhh Pam Anderson Just Keeps Getting Gross
GO

Amber Rose Photoshoot Video
GO

Natalie Strips Down
GO

Hahahaha Chick Passes Out and Smashes Her Face
GO

Anal Fisting – VIDEO
GO

Blonde Strips Down and Enjoys the Great Outdoors
GO

Mel Gibson Just Wants Everyone to Forget How Much He Hates Jews
GO

Some Vintage Ex Girlfriend Shots, and When I Say Vintage I Mean Vintage
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

Hahahahahha Fuck You Pete Wentz
GO

Katia Ivanova is Nude and Worth Taking a Look At
GO

Now This is a Gang Bang
GO

Mmmmmm Brianna…Tasty
GO

Taylor Momsen is a Little Whore in Whores Clothing
GO

so That’s What a Cervix Looks Like
GO

I Like Babes in the Shower
GO

Nikki Benz and Her Massive Tits
GO

Is John Edwards a Wife Beater?
GO

Who Doesn’t Love a Couple of Chicks Making Out
GO

Best or Worst Name Ever, You Decide
GO

5 Comic Books That SHould Never Be Made Into Movies
GO

Christina Hendricks and Her Giant Tits
GO

The Hottest Pictures of 2010 Olympic Snowboarder Gretchen Bleiler…

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/337649-2010-winter-olympics-the-hottest-gretchen-bleiler-pics-on-the-internet

BONUS – Follow This Now

http://twitter.com/theadlines

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

03

Feb

Cameron Diaz Bikini Pictures of the Day

I don’t know who owns these bikini pictures, but I know the paparazzi, especially the paparazzi I don’t work with, are fucking scummy bottom feeding pieces of fucking shit.I have had years of fights with, so I can only assume they’re going to send lawyers letters by the end of the day to take these down cuz I don’t have the right to post them or some bullshit, even though I don’t think they should have the right to take them, because they monetize on breaking laws like criminals by climbing into trees, jumping fences, invading privacy and killing Princess Diana before dating Britney Spears to get the fucking pics….

So until I hear otherwise, I am gonna assume these pics were taken by some random dude who posted them to his facebook, I mean there’s no way they are professional shots, just look how shitty they are, but trust me…I will hear otherwise…because these people are fucking vultures…so take it in while you can…

Posted in:Bikini|Cameron Diaz

2010

03

Feb

Hot Tits That Rap of the Day

The biggest issue with this motherfucker and his raps is not how uneducated he sounds for someone from a first nation like the USA, it’s his fucking size and not so much the size of his guy, but the size of his tits. Seriously, my wife is built like this, they have the same bra size and I think that’s enough reason for you to understand why I hate fucking the bitch even when I’m hate fucking the bitch, because when you get too fat you become this half man, half woman ball of fucking shit…and when it comes to obscure rap, I’m much more into my South African than my South African American..here’s the video proof…

Posted in:African|Fat|Rap|South African|Tits

2010

03

Feb

Some Bitch Named Jodie Gordon in a Bikini of the Day

Here is some Australian named Jodi Gordon. I’ve never heard of her because I am not Australian trash, but I have always had a soft spot for Australian girls because in their ghetto criminal roots comes some laid back attitude, open to fuck and have a good time, while getting as drunk as possible.

This bitch has only one drug scandal, one dead ex boyfriend, and a career on an Australian soap opera, but now she’s got you who knows who she is and that may not count for much to her, but you can pretend it does, since pretending people care about you is what gets you through life…

Bonus – The Cokewhore Put Some Clothes On….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Bikini|Jodi Gordon

2010

03

Feb

Crazy Penis Assaulting Bitches of the Day

I am scared of lesbians, you know the militant kind who really hate men because they were teased for being fat dykes in highschool, or raped by their uncles as a child, or whatever the fuck happened along the way to them to make them band together and design dolphin shaped dildos and discuss how better off the world would be if there was no cock, so they have secret meetings in combat boot and flannel where they discuss strategy of how to rip cock off everyman in the world, starting with homeless men, then working their way to everyday men, by disguising themselves as non-penis hating lesbians, until you get them home with you and they tie you up, surround you and fuck your shit up…

Sure the reason this dude got his dick glued up was becauase he cheated on his wife with two chicks, who the wife conspired with to get back at him, only to take him back and I just don’t get why people think cheating is such a big deal, why does marriage have to be a prison sentence, why can’t a dude fuck 3 other chicks and why can’t his wife, or life partner be loyal to him instead of fucking his shit up, especially since they all ran back to him….

The funny thing in all this is that when the two other pussies came out of the motel bathroom, or wherever they staged this set up, dude probably thought he was getting an orgy for at least a split second, making all his dreams come true and giving sex worth talking about,before actually realizing he was fucked….

Posted in:Crazy Bitch|Penis Glue

2010

03

Feb

Jack Nicholson’s Daughter is in a Bikini of the Day

Jack Nicholson’s daughter is also in the jailbait bikini movie that I think the producers knew would be a success because dudes are perverts but masked it as a story of a girl who lost her teenage bikini clad arm by a shark while surfing to keep the Christian groups off their pervert backs….because I can guarantee if I produced my teenage bikini movie I’d end up arrested and not even because of the sedatives I was feeding the teenage runaways I cast for th parts…but because society frowns on that shit….

That said, Lorraine Nicholson is actually in her final tennage year and turns 20 in a few months, so she’s not illegal, especially not here since 16 is Canada’s cut off date, but if you are American you can still fantasize about buying her alcohol illegally before having your way with her, because you like this whole being bad and breaking the law for pussy thing…….

I guess the real question everyone is asking themselves is how could she have possibly got this high profile role with no real acting experience…or maybe no one is askin that because they are too busy checking out her bikini body, especially since it’s pretty obvious she is nothing without her dad, who is a Hollywood legend and riding his coat tails and writing her name in BOLD for the audition only makes sense, I mean if she even had an audition, because all it really takes is for her dad to make a phone call thanks to nepotism…makin’ nepotism my new porn….

Here is her thick but good body before losing her mind and developing a complex that makes her a trashy slut with daddy issues and addiction, pretty much turning into a Lohan and the good news is that she’s flashing a little bald pubic area which I guess is a foreshadowing what’s to come….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Jack Nicholson's Daughter|Lorraine Nicholson

2010

03

Feb

Kristin Cavallari’s Panty Ass goes Shopping of the Day

Kristin Cavallari is definitely a useless piece of shit, except when she’s showing off her panties when shopping, because any girl showing off panties when shopping, or pretty much anywhere has a use for at least on panty fetishist out there, giving her something to look forward to when her uselessness leaves her out of work again, before crawling back to her employers and last standing fan when she’s hardly needed hopin’ to get paid, but none of that matters, just look at her ass….fantasize about what those lace panties smell like, or where she has worn them before, or whether she’s been fucked in them, or masturbated with them, whether they have period stains in them, or a hole from her acidic pussy juice or just think that these panties are closer than you will ever be to her genitals, and these panties know every contour and fleshy lip ripple, they know if she is an inny or an outty, if her clit sticks out like a thumb, or if it is a mangled mess….and I guess you will too in a solid 15 years when she runs out of money and gets desperate unless of course she kills herself first.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Kristin Cavallari|Shopping

2010

03

Feb

AnnaSophia Robb is The Freshest Jail Bait in the Pond of the Day

If you used to jerk off to Charlie and the Chocolate factory, because luring kids into your house of crazy with candy is porn to you, you may remember this girl as the girl who was in the movie….

You probably didn’t know she had a stupid name that is missing a space and that she was clearly named by some illiterate who was smart enough to exploit her by selling her to the entertainment industry.

It turns out she’s playing Bethany Hamilton, a girl who not only hangs with hot bikini asses but who is a surfing prodigy who was about to go pro before sacrificing her arm in a shark attac, making her the one armed surfer I’ve been watching since she’s been old enough to masturbate to, especially when wearing a bikini top , cuz legally you don’t have to be 18 to turn creeps on with bikini tops….

So here she is with her arm in a green sleeve because they are going to delete the shit in post production and the only reason I am posting this is because this technology is redefining amputee porn, a type of porn I had my way with in the mid-90s after reading some seriously demented erotica about stump fucking, leading me to volunteering at some rehab facility and week later being let go from the same rehab facility for pressing my dick up on as many stumps as I could, but that doesn’t matter..

What does matter is that this movie will have a lot of teen bikini, and this girl may be too young to determine whether or not she will end up hot when she grows up, but has the fact that she’s jailbait working for her. So she can ride on her age for now, as men will always have jailbait fantasies and never be too picky about who they are into, as all those fantasies require is a birthdate, the rest kinda doesn’t matter to them especially since all the other Miley jailbait is too old old and washed up to consider jailbait anymore, leavingtheir talent pool pretty empty and historically, jailbait fantasies seem to be popular and I don’t really understand it, because I like my bitches used up, sagging, experienced and disgusting because it is less pressure, they have less expectations, they know what they are doing and they don’t look like little annoying brats, cuz in the event you haven’t sat in a Starbucks, teenagers are fucking annoying as shit.

Bonus: Some Open Mouth for the Real Perverts

And Some Checking Out Her Bikini Clad Co-Stars Changing….cuz young girls always compare their naked bodies…

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:AnnaSophia Robb|Jail Bait

2010

03

Feb

Annalynne McCord in a See Thru White Shirt of the Day

Looks like Annalynne McCord noticed that people stopped talking about her recently, like she doesn’t matter in the world, because she doesn’t, until wearing a see thru shirt last week when showing up to some Haiti charity party she managed to sneak into in hopes of networking herself into getting another job, because once this 90210 shit expires, she’ll have no where else to go and based on her level of talent, she may end up having to crawl back to her hometown where she was a star, with her tail between her legs and memories of her stint in Hollywood, even if it was just for a minute….so here she is with her adopted Haitian and her nipples on some kind of publicity stunt that she hopes gets people talking about her, and the sad truth is that nipples work, because here I am talking about her, and all it took was nipples….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|See Thru