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2010

03

Nov

Jennifer Tilly and her Fat Tits of the Day

I have no idea why I just posted this. I just know that I did.

I think it has to do with this and this and This and This ….

I know I hate fat tits that come with a fat body….I don’t think girls should be encouraged to eat their faces off and get rewarded for it…but sometimes…big fat tits are just too fun to turn down…or ignore…and I guess this is one of those times….even if the tits are all wrapped up and hidden….in some kind of fat chick not doing what she’s supposed to do to make us forget she’s fat….everyone knows fat chicks are supposed to show off their tit to make being fat worth it.

Who really cares.

Posted in:Jennifer Tilly

2010

03

Nov

Michelle Rodriguez Ass Looks Tough of the Day

Here is Michelle Rodriguez in her leather outfit cuz she looks like a biker lesbian…partially because she is a biker lesbian….It always amazes me that people actually find her hot and want to fuck her…as I am just scared of her muscles…but generally, I like my girls to look and act like girls, and a pussy isn’t enough to trick me into sucking on rock hard pecs….I also hate fucking lesbians cuz I know they are either girls looking for attention…or just dick hating enough to follow me home and cut my dick off in some tribal lesbian ritual cuz they know I am onto them….

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2010

03

Nov

Kesha Wears Her Hipster Underwear On The Outside of her Pants of the Day

Kesha proves that if you are in LA, anything can fucking happen. She obviously met the right people, and by met I mean sucked, or maybe just being hipster friends Katy Perry with Katy Perry allowed her to ride some kind of wave into “hit” songs. It makes me laugh that so much garbage comes out of LA. They put so much money into virtual fucking shit, that they manage to spin out to the public and make tons of money cuz the public are generally fucking morons….and if they took a second would realize there is nothing talented, interesting, hot, or worth paying money to Kesha and I’m almost offended by the fact that she is famous, but I don’t really care enough to actually be….

Here she is filming a video with a pair of glittery panties on the outside of her outfit, cuz she’s so fuckin’ authentic, wild, interesting, an artist….

And I’m just posting it cuz she looks like a fucking fool and more people need to realize that so that next tour she is on, 3 people attend…

We have that power…let’s use it.

Yes…I just started my day with pictures of Kesha…I guess I am part of the problem….

Posted in:Ke$ha|Kesha

2010

02

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I made the mistake of going out to lunch today and forgetting that I had a website…I am sure I didn’t miss much and not much missed me….I ended up at the strippers and my hands were full…if you know what I mean…This Jesus doesn’t love you…but I do like drinking during the day with strippers…mainly because the daytime strippers are fatter, lazier and more accepting of their fate…

Enough about me…Here are my stepLINKS…

Demi Lovato Check Into a Rehab and that Publicity Stunt Turns me On
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Cher is the Walking Dead
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Because Sometimes Jerking Off is the Only Thing to Keep You From Killing Yourself
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a paris hilton halloween nip slip
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Jessica Alba’s Leather Costume
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Jessica Alba’s Best Ass Shots
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Jodie Marsh’s Giant Tits Are Fine By Me
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Horny Sluts in the Shower – VIDEO
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The Hottest NFL Cheerleaders of Week 7
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Womer Woman Lynda Carter Shows all These Young Hollywood Bitches How a REAL Camel Toe is Done
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A Little Blake Lively Just Because
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Alessandra Ambrosio Killing It At The Beach
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Jessica Alba is Killing it in a Leather Body Suit
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Asian Babe With an Ass Like Vida Guerra
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Can You Figure Out what is Going On In This Photo Cause I Sure as Hell Can’t
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Now THIS is What I Call a Talent Show
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LOL Cat of the Day – VIDEO
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OMF FLEXIBLE SLUT OF THE DAY – VIDEO
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Ariel is One Hot Red Head
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If There’s One Thing Kate Moss is Always good For, It’s Nudes
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Halle Berry Looks Tasty As Always
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You Know I Love the girl on Girl Action – VIDEO
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And Today in the Life of Charlie Sheen
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Lindsay Lohan – Patrick Hoelck Photoshoot For Fornarina Campaign 2010/2011
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Miley Cyrus Jail Bait of the Day
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Elisabetta Canalis Throback and Man is She Looking Trashy
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Random Pic Dump of The Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Taylor Momsen’s Slutty New Video
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Fitness Bitch is Out of Control – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Ruth, Melisa or Nadia?
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Madison Scott is Looking Mighty Fine
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The 10 Biggest Halloween Candy FAILS
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Dita Von Tease Went as a Normal Chick For Halloween
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Get a Load of Jasmine
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2010

02

Nov

Britney Spears Lookin’ Beat the Fuck Up in Shorts of the Day

Seems like Britney Spears was a little late on Halloween, I guess these things happen when you’re seriously fucking medicated, but at least she made an effort, in a better late than sorry kind of way, cuz I don’t know about you, but I can’t get enough of a bitch dressed like a beat-up by her alcoholic husband trailer park wife. Maybe it’s cuz I had dreams of being one of those guys luck enough to find an ex stripper to settle down with in our double-wide, where I’d get drunk and angry at her for showing too much tit when using the communal trailer park space leading to me throwing a full can of soup at her white trash head, but I never quite got to live it out, cuz I’m too poor for those worldly luxuries…but at least I get to see pics of Britney Spears living out my dreams….famous people really do have it all..

Posted in:Britney Spears

2010

02

Nov

Irina Lazareanu and Anouck Lepere Show Nippe for Rika of the Day

One of these bitches had sex with Pete Doherty and Kate Moss at the same time. Her name is Irina Lazareanu and she looks like the ratty hipster bitch living the fashionista life, traveling the world modeling for a lot of money, partying hard at exclusive events and none of that matters because I am pretty sure she has bush and her pussy smells like it is rotting, because that’s the kind of thing that happens with laziness, neglect, heroin and sex with dirty rockstar penis that started when you were 15 and you were too starstruck to realize what the scabs on his dick does to you.

Posted in:Anouck Lepere|Irina Lazareanu

2010

02

Nov

HBOobs of the Day

It was bound to happen…no 1920s corrupt politician with mob ties who runs Atlantic city during prohibition story is accurate without a dyke scene….

I know when I think about Atlantic city in the 1920s, with all their hookers, drugs, drinking and gambling, the first thing that comes to mind is how society was so unaccepting of lesbians that they hardly were even reported on or photographed…almost like they didn’t exist outside of private encounters no one talked about…but HBO brought tht shit to life and shone a fuckin’ light on it…because they are just relevant historians and not just trying to garner attention from perverts like me…who would tune into shows like this…because there are scenes like this…even if amateur porn clips are hotter to watch…

So here is the expected Boardwalk Empire nude scene a few days late. The names of the bitches are Aleska Palladina and Lisa Joyce….and I guess as long as they are suckin’ each other’s pussies off camera, who really cares about names…

Posted in:HBOobs

2010

02

Nov

Rachel Bilson is Buying Lingerie for a New Man of the Day

This is some real fascinating shit. It was so fascinating that I couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t report it. Rachel Bilson bought something at a lingerie store, so it is safe to say she got something sexy for a new man, because everyone knows girls don’t wear lingerie, underwear or bras unless it is to impress new cock.

I am really only posting these pics cuz I find Rachel Bilson hot. She is well preserved cuz of her stint in Canada with a dude who pretty much kidnapped her and the though of lingerie on her, excites me.

I am not posting this because she’s actually fucking a new guy and dressing up for him like some ambitious actor tryin’ to impress. Because I assume all girls start fucking new guys within a week after breaking up, because girls plan break-ups and line up new cock before they officially end things and girls, as decent and put together as they seem are all sluts.

I just think this is hardly a news story or even postworthy, unless the bitch is in the lingerie, cuz that’s really all I want to see of Rachel Bilson, we’ve done the clothed thing too fucking long….

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2010

02

Nov

Kate Bosworth and Krysten Ritter on Set of the Day

Girls are generally too fat for my liking these days. Sure I don’t mind lookin’ at a set of fat tits or a nice round fat ass every once in a while, but there’s just something disgusting about seeing a gut hanging over a pair of jeans, or seeing a bitch eating, knowing that she’s not keeping up with society’s standards, in some kind of rebelling that brings on serious laziness that no one really wants to see, cuz we hate seeing quitters…but more importantly, we hate disgusting sloppy bodies…and with all the good press fat chicks get, from Plus Sized models to Precious being nominated for awards and all the negative press skinny bitches get from calling being skinny “eating disorder” making it out to be a disease or some shit…it’s kinda obvious that this is happening….

I can only assume this is propoganda from the sugar, butter and chocolate farmers of America, cuz the fatter our pussy is, the more money they’re making….but I guess thanks to them and their ruining of American Pussy, there’s something nice about Kate Bosworth and her tall skinny legs showing off their how superior they are to you…..

Posted in:Kate Bosworth

2010

02

Nov

Tanya Ilieva Tits for Fashion of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch is but I do know that she’s doing something right in her effort to get noticed…and that is showing off tit and pretending it is for a fashion gig…so that it looks like she is a model ready to be molded by a photographer to represent his art…when really she ain’t nothin’ but a whore willing to get naked for money…but no one wants to admit they are that, so whoever figured out how to trick dumb slutty bitches into getting naked for “art” is a fuckin’ genius…cuz whenever I try to get girls naked for me for jerking off purposes they always say no, but when I tell them it is to inspire my art of semen abstract on my belly…I can tell they actually consider for a second…before realizing what I am getting at…

Eithr way, this is a pretty hot photoshoot for some fashion magazine…and I’m glad Tanya Ilieva pulled through, cuz without her tits, these pics would suck.

Posted in:Tanya Ilieva

2010

02

Nov

Eva Mendes in a Pink Dress of the Day

We’ve all seen Eva Mendes Naked in every single movie she’s every been in, that’s kinda her gig, cuz that’s how immigrant hispanic pussy get ahead in life, you know by getting naked and hoping someone will be willing enough to watch so they get paid….whether it is at the stripclub, at J.Lo’s Selena audition, or every job Eva Mendes gets…it’s just the slutty immigrant hispanic pussy way….

It almost seems pointless that she’d even bother wearing clothes to an event, since she’s one of those one-trick-ponies kind of people we’ve all seen naked and who is happy getting naked cuz she knows if it wasn’t in movies, it’d be in snuff films she gets stuck into doin’ with one of her obessesive clients at the stripclub who has a “if she can’t be with me, she can’t be with anyone” philosophy on life…..

I’m just glad this isn’t Ugly Betty….

Posted in:Eva Mendes

2010

01

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

My friend Jeptha Rose told me I need to take more pictures of my random stupid adventures that aren’t really adventures…so last night while drinking til 6 in the morning, this was the best picture I could get of the chick in lingerie who was build like a monster, but who sucked me into staring at her ass, cuz she was grinding her pussy up against the juke box and letting the bux boy feel how wet her panties were getting, a recipe of success for getting me to notice a cunt, no matter how broken down the shit is….

Here are my stepLINKS

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass in Spandex Cougar Costume
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Kim Kardashian Forgot the Shave her Monster Body Parts
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Celebrity Pussy in Halloween Costumes
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Leighton Meester in a Tight Fucking Dress
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Ohhhhhh eva Mendes
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These People Know What’s Up…Get Into It….
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Coco’s Big Tits Make My Temperature Rise
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Drunk Barman Eaten By Lions
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Tara Reid Does Heidi Montag for Halloween
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Amanda Seyfried is Fucking a Dude….
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Because Your Weekend Was as sexless As Mine Was
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Carmen Electra’s Cleavage Comes Out for Halloween and it was fucking AMazing…
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Pink Ildo and a Nice Pussy – VIDEO
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Halloween 2010: Top 50 Scariest Athletes of All Time
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Paris Hilton Nip SlipS
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Man I Love tina Fey
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Fergies Ass is a Lot Easier to Look At Than Her Face
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the Biggest Celebrity Costumje Round Up You Will See
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Snookie Should Take That Giant Pickle and Shove It Up Her Ass
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Nerdy Asians Make for Naughty Thoughts
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Girl Versus a Sea Saw – VIDEOS
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I Love a Gallery of Drunk, Easy Chicks
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Man Who Was Molested By Pedophile Catholic Priest As A Child Viciously Gets Revenge 35 Years Later And Smiles In Mugshot Photo
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Nadia Taylor and Paris Parker Know How to Rock Girl on Girl Proper
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Top 5 List: Sexy Internet Memes
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Zach Galifianakis Smokes Up On Real Time – VIDEO
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Dennis Quiad as Pauly Dee for Halloween is Kinda Amazing
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Japanese Sluts on the fucking Machines – VIDEO
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Christine Teigen SI Swimsuit 2011
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Hey there Blondie
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Alessandra Torresani as Wonder Woman
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Horny little Teen on Webcam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Introducing Aspen Parker
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Laura Cessna is the Type of chick I Wanna Be all Over
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Drunk Skank Pisses on the Streets – VIDEOS
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How I Met Your Mother: The beer ad they wouldn’t let you see on TV
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Holly Madison is a Sleeping Beauty Slut
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Emma Stone is a Fister
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

01

Nov

Courtney Cox Hot Old Lady Ass in a White Bikini of the Day

I was out wandering the streets most of the day. It’s pretty amazing what kind of other lowlives you can meet if you put yourself out there. Whether it was some toothless dude I call Jim, or some fake British dude who was preaching about his Oxford education despite smelling like raw sewage, or a guy from Iran who pretended he was Andre Agassi’s brother, with one solid thing in common, a love for booze and talkin’ about pussy….

So I may have been a little slow on addressing these Courtney Cox recently divorced and lookin’ for new cock in a white bikini to draw more attention to her recently divorced self, all while her face awkwardly botoxed and morphed into Teri Hatcher.

Luckily for her, older ladies are my fetish for the day, especially when half naked, even if they spent the majority of their adult life fucking a clown.


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Posted in:Courtney Cox

2010

01

Nov

Jennifer Garner Ass Crack of the Day

This is pretty fucking lovely. Show some fucking respect you trashy plumber of a pussy. If you weren’t a mom and this was 10 years ago, I’d be more encouraging, cuz I like ass crack of all varieties…especially for a target to cum on… but she’s got kids and is old and dumpy..making this anything but erotic..don’t get me wrong…when a bitch is bent the fuck over and her ass hangs out of her pants…I always look…just yesterday I stared at this drunken pig of a girl who was probably 30 and dressed in some bullshit costume from the sex shop that was too small for her and that her massive fat chick tits were popping out of was leaning over to talk to her friend who was sitting showing off white, soft cotton panties, despite being on such loud piece of trash drunk girl who I wanted to punch in her midwestern trash face and who probably looks disgusting naked….but as Jennifer Garner proves…it’s not always hot…and sometimes ass is so bad that all you can think about is how many shit it has taken the last 3 days…and not in a hot fecal fetish way….in a disgusted way…and apparently, this is one of those times..

Posted in:Jennifer Garner

2010

01

Nov

Scarlett Johansson Campaign for Mango of the Day


I don’t give a fuck about Scarlett Johansson, but then again I don’t give a shit about anyone…especially when they are overrated swine…you know, short, fat and dumpy with a big nose…but apparently, when they are photoshopped to shit for a ad campaign cuz that’s all the work she can get…I like ’em just fine….

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson