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2010

18

Mar

Peeing Crime of the Day

This is amazing the dude from Slumdog Millionaire just got arrested for peeing on girls on public transport. He was caught behind some 16 year old about to pee on her and I guess it’s got something to do with being sexual fetish, or maybe it has to do with marking his territory because he thinks he’s some kind of dog straight from the back alley of an Indian restaurant or the streets of Bombay.

Whatever the psychology behind this shit, it’s all amazing and I’m sad he got caught, I would have been way happier if they turned him into a viral video….

Posted in:Peeing|stepNEWS

2010

18

Mar

Some Michelle Bombshell Cuz It’s Funny of the Day

Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock with this trash can named Michelle Bombshell. I hate trashy tattoo jaked girls, but Jesse James comes for a background of trashy fucking inked up girls, like his ex pornstar wife Janine ….pretty much making anyone aware of this totally sure that Sandra Bullock had no hope, except of course for Sandra Bullock who went on Barbara Walters and Oscar Red Carpets and Golden Globes to tell the world how in love and how happy she is, which I guess is possible, but all this time spend obsessed with herself made her forget that maybe her boyfriend who was already tired of her and the novelty of dating the bitch from Speed and really just wanted his dick back in the fucking gutter. I am so down with this kind of embarrassment, you have no idea, especially when I know how high maintenance and bullshit Hollywood is. So watch this video of Michelle Bombshell and remember she got Sandra Bullock’s dick…an image that will be playing over and over in Miss Congenialities head….Hysterical….

Seriously watch the Barbara Walters Sandra Bullock Interview – It makes the whole thing so much funnier….

If you want to see more of her, she was a SoCalGlamourGirl something not quite as prestigious as an Oscar winner, but their site is being hit hard and I think the video is all you really need.

***Update: Michelle Bombshell’s Got Some Daddy Issues and Self-Esteem Issues, Otherwise she wouldn’t have painted herself like a mural on a trash can at an elementary school…

Bonus – Here is a shitty pic of her shitty implant tits that match her shitty face and real shitty tattoos….cuz she’s fucking disgusting….and that makes this story so much fucking better….

Posted in:Jesse James|Michelle Bombshell|Sandra Bullock

2010

17

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email…..

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I think it was meant from someone else….

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Here are my stepLINKS they are early cuz I am going to try to find daytime drunk idiot girls who are buying into this whole St Patrick’s Day bullshit cuz the kind of girl who daytime drinks for St. Patrick’s Day is gutter trash I can can convince to show me their tits or pussy for pics….where as non-daytime drunks who are at work or on their way home to get ready for a dinner date aren’t….

Sandra Bullock May Have AIDS, Since HEr Husband Banged This Slut Without a Condom
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If I’ve Ever Wanted to Fuck a Celebrity Stalker, It’s Now
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15 of the Weirdest Addtions EVER
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Because You’re Young, Dumb and Full of Cum
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The Line Between Amber Rose and Common Street Whore is Pretty Blurred
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Bend Over Alessandra Ambrosio, Bend Waaaaaaay Over
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How To: Survive St Patrick’s Day
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Some NCAA Hotness That I Wanted to Send Your Way
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Father and Son – VIDEO
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CSI’s Gary Dourdan and His Girlfriend are a Regular Sid and Nancy
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Sharon Stone is Still Completely Fuckable
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Mommy Fucks a Teen
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A Little Vanessa Hudgens, Just Because
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Who Doesn’t Love a Drunk Aunt At a Wedding? – VIDEO
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Random Photos to Waste the Day
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Snoop Dog on Letterman – VIDEO
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Kate Winslet is Lookin’ Good in a Bikini
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Makenzie Phillips is Our Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Diamond and Samantha Get It On
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Kat Von D is Modeling Her Regrettable Tattoos
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Dirty Slut Loves Penis Cake
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Rachel Bilson is Tasty
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Ashley Dupre Is Going to Do Playboy
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Tina Wallman Gallery
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Now THAT’S a Fucking Car Accident – VIDEO
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All These Years Later, I’d Still Fuck Winnie From the Wonder Years
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Bryci and Katie….Mmmmmmmm
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I Don’t Care If Kristen Cavalari is On Drugs, I’d Still Fuck Her
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BONUS!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

17

Mar

Weed Story of the Day

I don’t smoke weed, I am a hard drinker and weed just makes me paranoid, so I stay the fuck away from it, since I’m already paranoid enough, but I have smoked weed over the years, I guess I go through phases where it works for me and others where it freaks me the fuck out…I’ve gone on benders where I drank my fucking face off with a couple friends and an excessive amount of weed and never did I forget shit as simple as where I put the kid…but then again, I’m more the kind of dude who would leave a baby on a gay couple’s doorstep to freak them out and videotape the whole thing, than the kind of dude who would put a kid in the oven in the first place, so I guess its a good thing they took his kids away from him, but they may consider talking his car keys, his independence away from him too, motherfucker does not meet the test of being a normal functioning human in our society….seriously fucking retarded…

Posted in:Weed

2010

17

Mar

Heidi Klum Shows Off Her Freakishly Hot Mom Body of the Day

One of the miracles of modern times, like the shit people will look back on in 1000 years about our generation is Heidi Klum. This bitch gets ravaged by big black cock the way the Germans like it, with pain and feces and pumps out a small army of half breed kids, in efforts to detach herself with her aryan Nazi background, like a final fuck you to Hitler for tarnishing her people and proving that the stereotypes of Germans just aren’t true, but still manages to look like this…she must be genetically modified cuz it doesn’t make any sense…

I don’t know when these pictures were taken or why, I just know she’s showing off some tit and body that even if it is photoshopped, still looks fucking amazing…without even considering the fact that she’s damaged goods….and more moms need to start taking notes on this shit or something cuz more pussy needs to age this well…

I am convinced her beauty stems from her grandmother and mother being exposed to some freakish Nazi Germany initiative from their human DNA testing that lead to spiking the water system with chemicals that re-worked their genetics for some to win Olympic medals in Gymnastics and other to look this good…because I don’t know what’s going on here…but I know something is going on here. This is almost not human….and no matter how good it looks it is totally unnatural…

Posted in:Heidi Klum|Mom|Topless

2010

17

Mar

Stephanie Seymour Nipple on the Beach of the Day

I don’t like older women unless they are ex-supermodels…..or I guess hot…which happens really rarely but does happen sometimes because there are people who bounce back from having kids, or who never have kids and are vain enough to keep up appearances, but it is pretty fucking rare and easier to just want to bang 18-35 year olds….

That said, Stephanie Seymour, a chronic homewrecker and Guns and Roses wrecker, was one of the original Victoria’s Secret models back in 1990, before anyone knew who Victoria’s Secret was. She was also a SI Swimsuit model and now she’s still modeling her swimsuit, only instead of being her young hot self, she’s a mom of two….with a mom of two body that is better than most mom of two bodies but not quite where I like bodies to be…but the good news is she’s showing off nipple….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Mom|Nipple|Stephanie Seymour

2010

17

Mar

Pamela Anderson’s Old Vagina Eats Her White Shorts of the Day

Pam Anderson likes taking risks, but I guess everyone already knows that from the whole Hep C infection and her career as a half naked whore with stupid fake, but I’m not talking about that, I’m talking about the fact that she’s wearing a pair of white shorts, despite the fact that her pussy has a mind of its own and can throw up various colored discharge at any given time, that will stain, especially when her fucking cunt starts trying to eat her fucking shorts like it is in this picture…Just ask any 14 year old girl who hasn’t got her period yet how often she wears white pants to highschool…

I think she’s boring and expired. Played out and over…but I guess she’s still hanging onto her fame as hard as she can with her implants…but I guess it won’t be too long before her liver gives out on her forcing us to move the fuck on, because everytime I do a post on her I am one post closer to jumping out of my fucking window. Sure. I live on the groundfloor, I’m not ready to die, but that doesn’t change the fact that this hag is irritating….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bra|Cameltoe|Pamela Anderson|See Thru|Shorts

2010

17

Mar

Audrina Patridge’s Legs Look Better Photoshopped of the Day

Audrina was in a Bikini for FHM and I went off about how this was her calling. She had the fake tits, she wasn’t at and all she needed was a little fucking photoshop to clean her up a little so that she doesn’t look like the retarded pig she looks like on TV, Video or pictures. It just takes a little smoke and mirrors that make someone so irritating and average looking finally worth jerking off to…but instead she didn’t lock herself away until the next photoshoot, she’s decided to walk around in a pair of little shorts, I guess in efforts to remind us that she isn’t a bikini model and she’s not all that and actually has short shitty legs and a long torso, not to sound too picky, I just can’t seem to see past girls who look retarded shit and in my defense, no one calls you too picky when you notice the amputee is a fucking amputee even though you still tried to bring home because she was easy….you see cuz I notice the shit doesn’t mean I wouldn’t try to get the shit pregnant….if you know what I mean…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Legs|Shirts

2010

17

Mar

stepFORUM of the Day

I started my internet career on a forum, not that this is actually a career, but I figure I can pretend it is since I have nothing else going on and it makes me feel like I am not as much of a waste of space as I actually am.

I used to go online on various communities and I’d rip the fuck into people and ask the girls for nude pictures, this was before social networking, youtube or any of that shit existed, I’m talking back in the 1990s before I realized that you could make sites of your own and lure 15 random assholes to read your bullshit…

I got sucked in because shit was addictive, I was a drunk who sat at home all day, my roomate at the time had a computer, and there were 18 year old chicks posting pics of themselves in their bikinis.

It was a totally different era, but after fucking around for a few days on our forum, I realized that some shit never changes, there are still people to laugh at talking to each other on places that aren’t twitter, facebook or wherever internet trash mingle nowadays…There is still the potential of finding internet love, sex, cybersex the old school internet way and I fully endorse the shit…

There’s also an amazing arcade where I can’t break the highscore of the losers who sit there playing it all day…

All this to say is that we shouldn’t forget where we came from and here’s some action going on in the forum.

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———Celebs———

HOT! – Rosie Jones – Topless for Nuts (NSFW)
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HOT! – Emma Frain & Emma Glover – Topless (NSFW)
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HOT – Francia Raisa in a Pink Bikini Top and Short Shorts (SFW)
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Gemma Atkinson – Unknown Lingerie Shoot [sorta NSFW]
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Adrienne Curry showing off her Bare Butt (with thong) in the Kitchen
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Kristen Bell On Conan flashing her stems
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Vanessa Minnillo – At LAX
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Jennifer Aniston and her AMAZING legs on Regis and Kelly
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HOT – Amanda Seyfried – Esquire magazine (SFW)
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Katie Price & Michelle Heaton – VIP Style Awards
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Sugababes on BBC1’s Eurovision Your Country Needs You
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Jennifer Aniston – Leaves ‘Good Morning America’
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HOT! – Sophie Howard – Topless – “A-Z of SEX!” (NSFW)
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———E-Books & Mags———

MacUser 3/12/2010
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Sound and Vision April 2010
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Men’ Journal April 2010
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Home Cinema Choice April/May 2010
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———Random———

Flash Maountain (barely NSFW but a must see!)
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Getting Inside A Balloon (video)
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Comatose Grandma Sitter
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Girl Wins Street Fight By Choking Her Opponent Out Cold (video)
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Pierced! (SFW)
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Some Real Girls that still won’t fuck you (NSFW)
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You go to have a shit… then OMFG (SFW pic)
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Stead still doing the damned thing (some NSFW)
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More Real girls (NSFW)
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Rocket Powered Helicopter (video)
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Ridiculous Vehicle Mods
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The Stomach of a Trichotillomaniac (story and pics)
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I am – Random Link of the Day #1
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I am – Random Link of the Day #2
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———Audio Books———

Dennis Lehane – Gone Baby, Gone
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Jack Vance – Lyonesse
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———E-Comic Books———

X-men – pixie strikes back #02
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Action Comics #886
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X-Men – Legacy 233
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Marvel Mangaverse
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———Sleaziness———

Amateur Fisting with an Unexpected Ending
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Young and Busty
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So Much Carla Brown
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Assssss
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Pisces’ Random Ams
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Darkko’s Dirtiest Sluts
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Rachel Roxxx – Pornstar Punishment
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More Carla Brown Goodness
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Brazil – Anita
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Amateurs Dressed, Then Undressed
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Revista Sexy (Brazilian Magazine)
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Nubile with Big Tits
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More Random Ams
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Revista Sexy (Brazil is off the charts with great asses)
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2010

17

Mar

Amazing Teen Prostitution Story of the Day

Here’s a pretty fucking weird story straight from the fucking gutter. It’s got something to do with some dude who took in a teenage runaway in exchange for sexual favors who he dressed like a girl and sent to the streets when the teenager refused to turn more tricks for for free…and the whole thing is next level. I’m thinking about getting the picture of the uncle put on a T-shirt because he’s inspired me and given me some serious good times and I’ve never even met the guy, I’ve just seen this video…It is confusing but it is also that good. I want to buy the rights to this story for a couple of 40s of malt liquor. It is gonna be the sequel to Precious…just wait and see….only problem is if I write the script they’ll call me racist but if I was black, they’d call me a social commentary or my people cuz the Oscars are fucking racist.

Posted in:Teen Prostitutes|Tranny

2010

17

Mar

Andy Richter Gets Groupie Ass of the Day

It turns out that when you are Andy Richter, ice cream eating moms with hot asses in yoga pants stop to say hi, even though you are a worthless irrelevant, fat fuck, who killed the Conan show because you’re Conan’s friend Conan felt sorry for and decided to give a second chance to, despite the original Conan sucking with Andy Richter and Conan really only seeing any success without Andy Richter, when Andy Richter was cocky and thought he didn’t need Conan anymore so moved onto being on sitcoms no one watched and eventually retiring, until Conan made the stupid decision to give him work on his new show, only to alienate Conan’s audience and making the shit fail, while making Conan a ton of money, but probably making him feel rejected, like when you bang a hot girl when she’s drunk and she never calls you back, but instead mails you 500 dollars to never tell a soul, knowing it happened is good, but knowing she pretends it didn’t and is willing to pay for the mistake to disappear kinda hurts….Not that I care – I think all these assholes make too much money for what they offer society, get too much pussy and don’t do enough to society to deserve it. It’s like they are pulling some insane scam we should all get in on but they won’t let us in cuz they don’t want the world to know how easy what they do is, so they keep the circle tightly closed….motherfuckers….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Andy Richter|Ass|Yoga Pants

2010

17

Mar

Oliva Munn Exploits Virgin, Gamer, Geek Losers of the Day

I don’t like Olivia Munn at all. I don’t think she’s hot. In fact, I know she’s not hot, but for some reason she’s got a small fanbase and that reason is her serious aggressive hustle. Bitch tries so fucking hard to get noticed, constantly trying to get featured in magazines and shit and it all started one day when she realized that virgin loser gamer geeks who can’t get pussy are pretty fucking loyal to Star Wars and other Geek shit, that means they’ll be loyal to a girl they think they can relate to. So she moved in on a fucking internet generation of people who can’t get laid and became the half naked, fun, cool in the eyes of virgin losers character and the whole thing is exploitative….

Today she posted this picture with this statement on twitter:

Shooting Comicon skit this week… Why the hell does my costume have to be so tiny?!!

Shit is like moving in on North America and telling the natives to take this bottle of whiskey and gasoline to huff in exchange for their land. Or like Europeans showing up on a beach in Africa and asking all the tribes people to get on a fucking boat at gunpoint to become workers in fields and shit. It’s like recruiting Asian immigrants and their dynamite skills to blow the fuck up when building the railroad…It’s like paying Mexicans 2 dollars a day to clean up after your bratty fucking kids…

Virgin loser Geeks who are into comics, anime, computer games and other boring shit can’t control themselves when they see this shit and I think it needs to be stopped. They are going to give them a sensory overload and their brains are going to blow the fuck up, especially since they all they they have a chance with her if they don’t already think they are dating her because being accessible to losers is the only way an ugly chick can be confused for a hot chick….This will make them run out and rape the girl with Downs Syndrome down the street or someshit…

So I am starting an End Oliva Munn campaign that I will probably forget about in a few hours because I tend to never think of this twat. Targeting virgin loser guys to be your fans, is like me targeting homeless teen runaways and offering them soup. It’s too fucking easy.

Posted in:Geek|Olivia Munn

2010

16

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of my day wasn’t when I asked Ken Paves, the gay guy who force feeds Jessica Simpson into fatness because no gay guys like to be the second in line if they don’t have to and all gay guys are strategic in their quest to the top, by attaching themselves to famous pussy as their “best friend” while loving every second on TV or in the gossip pages or whatever else he jerks off to, whether he fucked the Thai Lady Boys or they Fucked Him, that lead to him sending me a private message that I thought was pretty fucking erotic….maybe even flirting and playing hard to get…..homo.

The highlight of my day was getting a mom of two to offer me 3 solo sex videos for 50 dollars, I just don’t have the 50 dollars, but the potential gives me something to work for….

Not that you care about my pathetic internet life….here are my stepLINKS…

Heidi Montag Stupid Tits Whoring Some Bullshit Product
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15 Of The Worst Scifi Movies Ever (That You’ve Actually Heard Of)
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The 50 Sexiest Redheads of All Time
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Because It’s Like a Money Tree, But With Pussy
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Marta Works the Beach – VIDEO
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The 20 Worst TV News Fails – VIDEOS
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ROSARIO DAWSON DOWN BLOUSE
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Top 5 Lady Gaga “Telephone” Parodies Because I Hate HEr – VIDEOS
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I Don’t Care If She Has an Army of Children, I Still Wanna BAng Angelina Jolie
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Looks Like Your Paula Abdul Fantasy’s Wil Be Back for Another Round
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Lesbian Titty Suck
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Kate Gosselin’s Vagina is An old Atari System, Whereas Marisa Miller’s is Like a 250GB PS3 Made of Platinum.
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The 60 Hottest Women In Sports Movie Histor
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Zuzana is Oh So Sexy
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Check Out These Asses…
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Mischa Barton: Almost An Upskirt
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Oooookay, Mike Tyson Has Officially Lost His Fucking Mind
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Crystal Wants to Get Penetrated
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A Little Vintage Jessica Alba
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Kate Bosworth is Lookin’ Good in Short Shorts
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Man, Everytime I Think I’m a Horrible Parent, Some Fucking IDIOT Tops Me
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Some Cheryl Burke Bikini’s
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Hayley and a Dilson
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It’s a Loveable Bra – VIDEO
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Gwen Stefani is Lookin’ Good
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Ring Girl Passes Out – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day – VIDEO
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Paris Hilton Topless Anyone?
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Tory is On the Rocks
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Petra is in Playboy
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It’s Amazing How Terry Richardson Can Actually DO the Things I TALK About Doing and Not Only Get Away With It, But Get Fucking Rich At the Same Time…He’s Still a Hack…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

16

Mar

Bonus Wife Swap Video of the Day

This is seriously worth watching…there’s not much more to say about it because I don’t feel like being on the computer – just watch it motherfuckers….Life changing.

Posted in:Wife Swap

2010

16

Mar

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Topless Picture of the Day

Here’s one of the newest models to sell her soul to Victoria Secret because that stamp of approval is serious and means she’s got it going on in a big fucking way. She’ only 23 and she doesn’t mind getting topless making her pretty much my kind of girl. Not to mention I’ve been following everything she’s worn this month in this What She is Wearing feature on Vogue, cuz I’m creepy but not quite as creepy as the guy who came up with this concept….

Posted in:Model|Rosie Huntington-Whitely|Topless