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2011

16

Feb

Some Immigrant Short Skirt Video of the Day

Here is a horribly shot video of some immigrants at some fast food place laughing at what could be a very hot girl in a skirt short enough to show off her ass cheeks…it’s possible that this short skirt wearing ass has an ugly as fuck monster face attached to it…or maybe even a penis…you know cuz its hard to make out in this shit….but the good news is that with a body like that….penis, bad face or not I’d eat that shit like it was a Big Mac…special sauce and all…..at least that’s what I tell myself while watching this shit from the safety of my soiled couch…I’m all talk…

The important message in this video is that all girls should wear skirts this lenght, including/especially school girls. Let’s start a trend that makes life a better place. It’s up to us.

Posted in:amateur

2011

16

Feb

Karolina Kurkova at Some Fashion Week Bullshit of the Day

In some fascinating bitches who get paid to pose in their underwear news…Karolina Kurkova is fucking tall, which is so shocking considering she’s a fucking model…and Max Azria, the designer/fashion billionaire she’s next to is short, which is shocking considering he’s a rich as fuck old man….It just makes for a pretty funny picture…one that allows us to really apprecaite just how much of a fucking freakshow these model bitches are, large fucking humans who if you were to encounter them off the stuck together pages of your Victoria’s Secret catalog, from an era before she got fired for being fat, before developing this eating disorder, you’d probably be less inclined to want to fuck her…you know cuz your dick is already small as is, sticking it next to a super-sized human’s vagina will just make you realize how lacking you are as man….

Either way, funny pics, that’s why I’m posting them

Posted in:Karolina Kurkova

2011

16

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the latest news with my amazingly lazy commentary attached cuz I know you really care about my opinion on world affairs and idiots doing idiotic things…I mean if you didn’t why would you be here? Oh right, for further reason or justification as to why you should kill yourself….That’s sad. Smile friend. Don’t let the world get you down. It can’t be that bad….Brighter days are just around the corner…stop being so serious….

Here’s the news…

Irving, TX police dashcam video shows the dramatic measures one officer took to stop a wrong-way driver on Loop 12…..

Desperate, Probably Fat, Definitely Pathetic Woman Traveled Overseas to Marry Inmate cuz she scared to be alone…and cuz she’s clearly unstable…and dude clearly has nothing better to do with his time than hustle crazy puss giving him attention….

Houston Pastor Accused of Groping Teen and when you are God’s representatitve, it should be legal, cuz God is above the law…and God Told Him to do It. Don’t you know that America…

CBS News correspondent Lara Logan was recovering in a U.S. hospital Tuesday from a sexual attack and beating she sustained while reporting on the tumultuous events in Cairo. That’s the price you pay to get the exclusive career woman…maybe you shoulda been a housewife…little miss ambition…I call this a publicity stunt…maybe she should have been respecting the local customs in a burka…maybe this proves Arabs are insane.

Video: Snowmobiling Down Detroit Highway
While many of us chose to stay inside during this month’s big snow storm, others went out to play. However, cruising down the Lodge on snowmobiles is not only dangerous, it’s against the law.

Pot Can Affect Sexual Health
Dr. Steve Salzman joined us once again to talk about medical headlines and answer some of your questions. We talked about energy drinks and new findings about their dangers and marijuana’s effect on men’s sexual health.

Italian Prime Minister ordered to stand trial for paying for underage prostitute
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Off duty Memphis cop arrested for pulling gun on wife and her boyfriend cuz she was being a whore wasn’t enough of an excuse…He probably shoulda just killed them and used his cop knowledge to cover it up.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

16

Feb

Rihanna Sucking Hard at the Brits of the Day

It’s like she doesn’t even try. Bitch just puts on a one piece bathing suit and turns tricks on stage, not much has changed since she was a kid at the bajan karaoke bar, except maybe her bathing suit didn’t come second hand from Goodwill.

Seriously, this bitch is hated in her home island, an island filled with nice people, they know something you don’t….

Either way, here she is struggling to sing on stage like her high school dance video that doesn’t exist anymore, cuz bitch took it off the internet and made it disappear…

HURTING…..on so many levels….mainly my ears…but I’d go as far as say on an emotional level too….and I have no emotions…but yet I sing along to this shit…fuck you marketing.

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

15

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I wonder what kind of website these people think I am running:

Hello

I am an seo consultant for babyaccessorize

We would like to exchange links with good quality web sites such as yours at http://www.drunkenstepfather.com

So I wrote back…

Steve

You are so right. My site is so relevant for Baby Accessories. I mean I am surprised it has taken you this long to find me….It’s like our sites are fucking soul mates…meant to be togther…so similar they may be related…but so perfect for each other we won’t let the fact that we are related get in the way of us fucking….you know I write about vagina, uterus and STDS and you produce products after the uterus does its job – a match made in fucking heaven. I just came…

On a side note, do you do any adult size baby accessories? I love infantilism and I wanna fuck my wife pretending she’s 2 and a half. No Pedo.

Please advise.

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com…

Here are my stepLINKS….

And Today in Charlie Sheen Amazingness…
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Keep it Homegrown and Hood
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Who Is This Bitch and What Has She Done With the Real Courtney Love?
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Because These Are the Type of Girls You Need In Your Life
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Irina Shayk’s Cleavage Went To The Late Show
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Kim Kardashian Gets Her VD On
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Busty Amateur Has Some Alone Time (NSFW) – VIDEO
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50 Hottest Female Soccer Players on the Planet
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Because Toys Make Everything More Fun
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Pam Anderson is See Through (NSFW)
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More Emma Watson Because I Know You Have a Wizard Fetish
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Iveta Vale, Jessica Hall, Tera Patrick, Jessica Lynn Hinton Oh My
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How About Some Caprice Anderson?
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3 Nude Chicks on a Beach – With Captions (NSFW)
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I Wanna Bang Cheryl Cole So Bad
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Videos Like This Little Pussy Crying About Justin Bieber Make Me Hate Children – VIDEO
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Here’s Some Of Anne Hatheway’s Dull Nakedness (NSFW)
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Meet Petra Silander
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Kyra is Lovely Alright (NSFW)
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Vanessa Veasley Is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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I Love Bad Girls Club Fights – VIDEO
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Here’s The FULL VIDEO of Kendra Wilkinson’s Sex Tape In Case You Only Saw Clips (NSFW) – VIDEO
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If Jessica Simpson is This Thin in Real Life, I Am Sober As I Write This
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Milana Looks Hot in the Grass (NSFW)
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Suzie Diamond Will Have You Thinking Dirty Thoughts (NSFW)
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Rihanna WTF Are You Wearing?
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Honey Demon is No Angel (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Sara Jean Underwood is Always Easy to Look At
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Hottie Gets Leggy is Short Shorts
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Man I Love Isla Fisher
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Random Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Eva Longoria is Leggy in High Heels
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Cam Girl FAIL
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Striptease of the Day (NSFW)
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Nikki, Anika or Medika? Take Your Pic (NSFW)
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Karla Spice is Hot in Leopard Print (NSFW) – VIDEO
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8 fast food items that will ensure you die of a heart attack
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David LaChapelle is Suing Rihanna
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Bangin Candy: The New 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models
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Rosario Dawson’s Great Boobs
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Kim Kardashian Bangs Another Dude On Camera
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80 People Struck With Disease At Playboy Mansion. Ya Don’t Say!
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Davorka Tovilo And Her Big Tits In A See Through Dress
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An Emma Watson Tit Slip
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Adrianne Curry Totally Fuckable In Black Latex
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Geri Halliwell Grabs And Handful Of Her Big Tits
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

15

Feb

Taylor Swift Bahama Bikini Picture of the Day

Taylor Swift was spotted in a bikini in the Bahamas and I figured I have no choice but to post it…even if it is an attempt for her to get noticed…cuz I support girls who strip down to get noticed…I just usually prefer when they actually strip down…and not just do some bikini shit posed from afar on some weird angle that doesn’t allow me to know what level of ass I’m really dealing with…but I guess it’s better than nothing….not that I ever found Taylor Swift hot…but this posting all bikinis shit is my weakness…so under all circumstances and despite all copyright laws – here it is….I am a savior like that…at least to people who like Taylor Swift …or people who skinny girls in a bikini….or even people who like tropical scenes…who cares

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2011

15

Feb

Some SI Swimsuit Pictures of the Day

Here are some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition pictures for the sake of posting bitches who are married to athletes and like showing off their big tits posing in bikinis…cuz it validates their useless existance…

I hear if you slap make-up on a fit pig with big tits she looks good enough for magazines…at least that’s what these Brooklyn Decker for Andy Roddick pics are telling me…

Irina Shayk for Her Gay Soccer Playing Boyfriend …..

Posted in:Brooklyn Decker|Irina Shayk|SI Swimsuit

2011

15

Feb

Some Bitches at Some Award Show I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

The Elle Style Awards were last night and I wasn’t invited. I know. I am so offended. You’d think I’d be the first on that guest list. I don’t know what went wrong, but think you should all send Elle emails demanding my presence at the next one…mainly cuz these sweat pants in all their two sizes too small glory are fucking Fashion….

Here are a handful of bitches who were invited…cuz clearly they are more important than me, cuz not only are they on TV and in the tabloids, rich and famous but mainly cuz they have vaginas….and vagina is all it takes..

Cheryl Cole could be shitting and I’d still wanna lick her asshole….

Emma Watson cuz You’re All Nerds and Appreciate this Shit

Geri Halliwell cuz her Dress Is 50% see thru, just the wrong 50%

Blake Lively Making Her Squinty Eyed Faces to Hide her Horrible Aging….

Posted in:Blake Lively|Cheryl Cole|Emma Watson|Geri Halliwell

2011

15

Feb

Anne Hathaway in Tight Pants of the Day

I snuck into a movie a few weeks ago because I like Anne Hathaway’s tits and hate Jake Gyllenhaal cuz he beats up girls I know and cries like a little bitch in some of the mose embarrassing gay shit I’ve ever witnessed from some pussy who claims he’s a man but was clearly a bitch…

So seeing someone I can’t stand, who annoys me and makes me want to murder touch tits I want to play with is just the kind of punishment I need to keep me going…

I figure why give yourself things you want or like when torture is far more exhilerating….I don’t deserve it.

Here she is in leggings…

Here she is in jeans….

Posted in:Anne Hathaway

2011

15

Feb

Holly Madison’s Tits Promote Trash of the Day

Holly Madison is apparently launching a latex clothing line in collaboration with the UFC or one of the UFC clothing companies and I felt the need to post it cuz I think this may be the trashiest thing to ever hit the shelves……it’s like being some fake tits, fake hair, gets naked in Playboy cuz stripping wasn’t giving her enough exposure for her small town, redneck, raped by her father shit, only to move to vegas with big UFC dreams and a million dollars in the bank wasn’t enough trash for her…she had to go ahead and do this…

I know the UFC is huge. I also know that the fans are typical average trash, and the women who flock to that shit are stripper looking bitches, making this union make sense, but still fun to laugh at in my poverty pile.

Here’s Holly Madison doing some KKK hood shit…but on a contemporary kick…black is so in right now.

Posted in:Holly Madison

2011

15

Feb

Ciara in a Shitty See Thru Shirt of the Day

Am I really posting on Ciara in a semi see through shirt that you can kinda see her bra in….apparently I am…and I feel almost as pathetic as you do masturbating to it…you fucking weirdo…

All I gotta say is you can see Ciara’s bra and who fucking cares.

Posted in:Ciara

2011

15

Feb

Kim Kardashian’s TIts for Valentines Day of the Day

It’s funny that like in elementary school, tits are all it takes to get attention, noticed, affection, celebrity….When I think back to some of the girls I wanted to have sex with as a sixth grade pervert…I remember that all I cared about was the fact they had some tit…while the actual hot girls were ignored cuz they didn’t….I’m talking some real monster looking girls who either ended up fat, who looked inbred, but thanks to early onset puberty, mattered for a fucking minute of their lives….

Here are Kim Kardashian’s tits for some Valentines Day, cuz hot or not, useful or not, interesting or not, that’s all the really fucking matters….

We live in a weird world…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

15

Feb

Kate Moss Braless and Insane of the Day

I don’t know what happened to Kate Moss, but if you look away from her nipples long enough, you will notice that she turned Asian. It is freaking me out and I can only blame hard drug use, being crazed by syphilis thanks to sex with migrant drifters, but most importantly being wealthy and bored cuz doing nothing for a decade starts fuckin you up…it’s really the core of who I am and what I have become…only I don’t have the budget for fancy….but living off 5 dollars a day is a small tradeoff for not having to sell my fucking soul to the man for the equivalent of a spit in the fucking face cuz they know I’m replaceable…

Not that any of that explains Kate Moss or her Asian invasion on her face…

Posted in:Kate Moss

2011

15

Feb

Some Gutter Girls in Shorts of the Day

I love these creeper videos taken by dudes creeping on random bitches in random settings who don’t know they are being creeped on…especailly when they are gutter. No, I’m not just saying that cuz this fat ass is talking to a black dude, I’m not racist like that, I’m saying it cuz I imagine this chick is the kind of gutter bitch who spits in faces, talks with a hip hop accent and throws down if she feels like someone crossed her or looked at her baby daddy with love in her eye…instead of with fear when he comes to collect his money…This is some trailer park white trash shit…and I love it.

Posted in:amateur

2011

15

Feb

Dana Thompson Tits in Dr Nazi of the Day

I love that in whatever country this Dr Nazi shit was released and put on TV, the warning is that it is not recommended for kids under 12…if this was put out in America it’d be rated fucking X. You people are so backwards it is retarded…you let the church dictate what’s right when I think this naked bitch I’ve never heard of named Dana Thompson being naked is fucking right…and instead you shove war games and hip hop music down their throats….I’m a fucking porn site cuz I post nudity….and I can’t get an advertiser cuz I post nudity…but in France…this shit isn’t recommended for kids under 12. That’s the fucking joke….It’s Hilarious.

Posted in:Dana Thompson