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2009

14

Aug

Sienna Miller in her White Bikini of the Day

Sienna Miller was one of these actor bitches I wanted to fuck because she looked like she was laid back and knew what she was doing, but as time has gone on, she’s become the kind of girl who may have a little too much experience for me to want to go down on her and I can only assume the salt water is burning her broken down cooch like she was Naomi Campbell or some shit…..

What I am saying is that she’s a whore.

Posted in:Bikini|Sienna Miller

2009

13

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk and was talking to dudes about pissing on chicks and it turns out that 95% of the guys I was with have all pissed on a chick at least once. The other 5 percent was passed the fuck out on the bar so we never really got a straight answer out of him. According to these dudes, most of the time the chicks are the ones initiating it because I guess when you hate yourself enough to fuck people I know, getting pissed on is just solid re-affirmation that you totally think you’re are sewer quality and that is the kind of girl you wanna marry. They’ll never give you a hard time and will thank the powers above for having you actually commit to them, even though everyone else in the world knows you’re a worthless piece of shit….she thinks that she’s nothing compared to you and that you are too good for her, leaving you with all the freedom you fuckin’ want….Enjoy….

Now – Watch Me Make a Fool of Myself on Twitter
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Then Check out pictures from my trip to the zoo on Facebook
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Here are the rest of my stepLINKS cuz they make for a decent waste of time….

These Girls Met Getting Implants- True Story
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Rachel Bilson Showing Off Her Pussy
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Aisleyne-Horgan-Wallace Nip Slip
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Who Knew Mario Paint Could be So Amazing?
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The 10 Hottest Left Handed Women
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LADIES! Have I Got a Gem For You
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The Ladie’s of Miss Universe
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Minka Kelly and Kate Hudson Cat Fight
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If There’s 1 Thing Jesus Hates More than Computers, It’s Old People
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Striptease of the Day
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Kourtney Kardashian Likes Dirty, Condomless Sex
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I Can’t Decide If I Think Anna Ferris is Hot or Not
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Halle Berry is Most Probably Pregnant Again
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Loryn is a Girl Next Door Type
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YOU TOO CAN HAVE HANNAH MONTANA’S CHERRY
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Demi Moore is Still Totally Bangable
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For Fuck Sakes Kein Federline is Almost as Fat as I Am
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How DO You Get rid of That Tattoo?
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Adrean is Amazing
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I Can’t Think of a Worse Moment to Faint
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Fucking Machine to Edn All Fucking Machines
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John Lennon is Rolling in His Grave
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Skinny Blonde is Naked and Dancing
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Lohan is Pretty Much the Worst Role Model Ever
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Katy Perry Bikini Ass
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Now That’s a Coffin I Want to Be Buried In
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Nothing Wrong With Showing Off!
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Louise is Sexy
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Who is Candice Swanepoel and Why Aren’t I Stalking Her Yet
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Now THIS Is A Hot Fuckin’ Piece of Ass!
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They Want to Lick Your Lollipop and By Lollipop They Mean COCK
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I Wana Be a Part Of It, Don’t You?
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Megan Fox Needs to Shut Up and Look Good
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Meet Tiffany
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Threesome Heaven? You Decide
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Ahh The Joy of Bikinis
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Chuck is Watching Quite the Show
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How To: Enjoy a Melon
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Emo Amateurs Holy Fuck!
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For All You Ed Hardy Fucks
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Because We All Need a Little Assistance Finishing the Job
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

13

Aug

Heidi Montag’s Playboy Pictures of the Day

I hate Heidi Montag, so the only thing that would make these Playboy pictures of her exciting for me is if she was dead in them. Seriously, like a shotgun wound to the fucking head kind of dead because her cunt behavior needs to be fuckin’ stopped. It is at the point of ridiculous, but at least she’s got a decent body to distract me from that cunt horse face and when whoever it is who is going to kill her, because she’s not the kind of person who will die from natural causes cuz she’s annoying as fuck, I hope he takes out the rest of the cast of their bullshit store….motherfuckers piss me offf….


To See The Rest Follow this Link….Cuz Otherwise Playboy Will Sue Me…
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Posted in:Heidi Montag|Playboy

2009

13

Aug

Paulina Rubio Isn’t Fat for a Mexican of the Day

I am like my old black homie who I used to go to the stripclub with and who would get mad everytime a black stripper got on stage and all the white dudes would start cheering. He thought it was a disgrace to his people and how far they had come and felt like seeing one of his own exploit herself was disgusting and a few steps back. So he would get lap dances with them and lecture them on their lives and what they were doing, encouraging them to put their clothes back on and to get a real job, and as soon as he finished paying them 40 dollars for the chat, he’d grab the dirtiest white girl in the room and convince her to let him finger bang her or to play with his dick. You know, a total double standard.

Meaning, I hate writing about Mexican chicks who are clearly dirty little whores, proven in the fact that unlike every other Mexican woman in the world, except for a couple of the half breeds, she’s not fat, and everyone knows that a Mexican woman who isn’t fat, is a mexican woman willing to suck dick to get ahead. I mean just look how that man is grabbin at her ass like he’s bought it for the hour….
Either way, here she is on the beach or by the water hiding her body and I hate her from that.

Posted in:Mexican|Paulina Rubio

2009

13

Aug

Ron Howard’s Daughter and Her Ass in Tights of the Day

Redheads fascinate me. It’s like I don’t even believe they are actual humans, but are instead some kind of alien sent from another planet to integrate themselves with us to document how we function. I’ve never had sex with a redhead or experienced their firey pubic hair, but part of me really thinks that they don’t even have genitals all they have is super alien strength but that could also come with generations of being ostrocized and picked on for being different, you know freaks who were clearly spawns of Satan.

That said, this bitch is rumored to be from Ron Howard’s womb, made in his hit movie making lab that is his scrotum and her name is Dallas, named after the stripper who Ron Howard was thinking about when cummin’ into his wife, I guess assuming that giving her a stripper name wouldn’t result in her actually becoming a stripper since they are rich, whereas the trailer trash I know who name their daughters Candy and Jasmine are just makin’ shit easier on their kids futures by giving them their stripper name, so as to not have to remember both names cuz that’s hard for a crackhead.

See I don’t know if that joke communicated the way I wanted it to, but I guess it’s a starting point. Rich dudes name their kids stripper names and they become actors because it’s seen as new age while poor people name their kids stripper names and they become the whores their parents hoped they’d become, cuz getting naked is easy and you do it for free so you might as well get paid for it, plus there’s hope you can meet a nice trucker to marry …..

You get what I am saying…and if you don’t…then just look at her fat ass and small titties, if you’re not too disgusted by her hair color…

Posted in:Booty|Dallas Bryce Howard|Ron Howard

2009

13

Aug

Bar Rafaeli’s Behind the Scenes Bikini Pictures of the Day

I have some insider Israeli spies who read my site and constantly send me Bar Rafaeli gossip that I never bother posting because I don’t care all that much about her day to day life and I barely even care about her bikini body, it doesn’t change my miserable life in anyway, other than by reminding me that my wife doesn’t look like this, but does look like this, but instead looks like one of Bar Rafaeli’s tits if it weighed 250 lbs and had an broken down face that never shut the fuck up….but that’s not the point.

The point is that last week, Bar Rafaeli left a hotel called the Carlton at 6 am totally messed the fuck up in a party dress and she was either up all night railin’ coke, or railin’ cock or both. At another party, she was seen in the bathroom doing coke while a woman was washing her baby in the sink which I know sounds weird, but the paparazzi don’t bother going to Israel as she’s really the only famous person there and I guess that kind of behavior is what all models do anyway.

That’s all the gossip I have on her and here are some behind the scenes SI pictures some editor posted on twitter.

Posted in:Bar Rafaeli|Bikini

2009

13

Aug

Megan Fox and Some Really Stupid Promo PSA of the Day

The only thing positive about this PSA on Peer Pressure is where bitch tells people to slowly kill and eat the people being cruel to you, because there is a small chance some psycho high school kid addicted to acid takes her fuckin’ lead and does it, because Megan Fox is his god and he does everything she asks him to do…at least that’s what he tells the media ideally getting Megan Fox in trouble and punishing her for not being topless in this PSA, ideally ruining her career. I guess there is also hope that the movie bombs and she’s left in the fuckin’ desperate in the gutter…where people like me can come along and get her back to our house with promises of a warm mean and shower….but that’s just a fantasy….

Posted in:Megan Fox|Peer Pressure|PSA

2009

13

Aug

Pixie Lott Stages Some Bikini Pictures Badly of the Day

Pixie Lott is some up and coming 18 year old girl from the UK who is trying to make it in the US as a singer. I guess she’s doing it in baby steps because she’s not quite ready to take the plunge, proven by these staged bikini pictures where she’s not wearing a bikini. It’s like phase one of the sex tape. First you get to the beach in a little dress and take her shoes off, next thing you know she’s in a bikini, then topless, then suckin’ dick in a hotel room on camera with some asshole ready to exploit them.

Posted in:Bikini|Pixie Lott

2009

13

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

In response to the GLAAD people – I got the single most amazing email from a reader….

Dear Jesus –
 
I am an HIV Poz Gay Male – but more importantly, I am a Big Fan of your website and sometimes the stuff that yo write is the only thing that gets me through the day at my shitty job.
 
Fuck GLAAD – not only do they not have a SENSE OF FUCKING HUMOR, but  they sure as hell don’t speak for me as a AIDS Fag.
 
Love you Jesus!

Woof!
 
PS: LOVED your response to them

So fuck you GLAAD for monetizing on the fuckin’ people by exploiting their fight and making money off the shit, when they don’t really give a fuck, because when you find out you are HIV Positive, you realize, shit there’s more to life than fucking whining about bullshit. Fuck yourself and to my reader, I’d let you bareback me all night long cuz that’s how much I love you.

Here are my stepLINKS……


More Proof That Britney Spears is Disgusting
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Lucy Pinder is Topless In Nuts So Much That They Shouls Rename
The Magazine Lucy Pinder
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Star Wars – The Longest Crash EVER
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The 9 Hottest Pakistani Women
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What In The Fuck Has Happened To Jenna Jameson?
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Some Hot Models From Comic Con
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Maybe This Will Brighten Your Day
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Who Doesn’t Love a Spur of the Moment Dance to BEAT IT?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Danille Lloyd Ass Flash Throwback
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Alexis Dziena Needs to Eat Some Fucking Food
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How To: Get a Bartender’s Attention
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Striptease of the Day
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Milla Jovoich is Fucking Hot
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The World is Resting on Katy Perry’s Tits
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Kate Hudson Wants to Have a Steroid Freak Baby
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Agyness Deyn is Some Model That Thinks She is Michael Jackson
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Tiny Tits Need Attention Too
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Mila Kunis is So Hot It Makes My Penis Hurt
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Naomi Campbell Bikini Ass
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Star Wars Bikini Cinema
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Austin Takes It Off
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Some 7 Year Old Catches a Fish With His Bare Hands – VIDEO
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Brad and Angie Like to Fuck, And I’m Not The Least Bit Surprised
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Big Titties and Fucking a Banana
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A Long Legged Lesbo Threesome
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Stacey Keibler Does Vegas Magazine
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These Planes Are Nicer Than Any House I Will Ever Live In
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Jack Nicolson is Living the Life
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Monica is Getting Wild and I Love It
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How About Another Threesome
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Okay So What Exactly Are We Looking At Here?
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Russell Simmons is Banging Sophie Monk
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Jana Plays Pool Topless
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Sluts in the Shower
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Keppy Clarkson is a Fat Blob and We All Know It
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This Documentary About a Dude Who Walks on Tightropes
Is Way Less Faggity Than It Sounds
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She Should Have Had an Enema
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Kate Moss is Mother of the Year
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The Camel Toe Song!
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Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips to Keep Kids Safe
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How to Date Out of Your League
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Channing Tatum is a Gay Stripper
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Catching a Laptop with his Ass Weirdness
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I love this Ex Pedophile Shit from The Onion
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Today’s stepLINKS aren’t as good as the Cosby Show Porn Spoof. I can’t wait to see Rudy Huxitble take it up the ass

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

12

Aug

Janice Dickinson and her Sports Bra of the Day

I find seeing pictures of Jancie Dickinson in athletic apparel pretty funny because I was under the impression the only sports-like activity she’s ever been a part of is marathon coke binges, marathon cocksuckin’ sessions and she maintains her sloppy skinny body by binging and purging like girls are supposed to. Fitness is for over achievers and everyone hates those assholes…

Posted in:Janice Dickinson|Sports Bra

2009

12

Aug

Victoria Silvstedt’s Fake Tits of the Day

I figured I’d post these pictures of Victoria Silvstedt because fake tits are so fucking impresses, not only does all it take is 5,000 dollars to have a pair of your own, an amount of money that even a hurtbag like me could muster up if I really felt insecure about my tits, but they also give a false sense of confidence that propels girls into some next level whore behavior that usually leaves them getting their tits grabbed by strangers but sometimes if they are lucky they get jobs working for really rich dudes as a paid pussy….

Posted in:Fake Tits|Implants|Victoria Silvstedt

2009

12

Aug

Karen Mulder in her Bikini Top of the Day

OMG!!!!!!!!!!! It’s Karen Mulder and her old wringled, moldy, rotting flesh, stagnant swamp, expired milk slowly turning into yogurt, pussy in a motherfucking bikini top and I don’t fucking care. Maybe you do…

The only exciting thing in all this is that she’s rockin out with that mutant lookin’ French Actress Lou Doillon and she was hanging with Kate Moss topless , making all me think St Tropez is a really friendly place where everyone can be friends, but after writing that out I realize how that’s not exciting at all….

Posted in:Bikini|Karen Mulder

2009

12

Aug

Rihanna and her Boring Slutty Dress of the Day

Here is everyone’s favorite battered wife, who we all know was sitting in the front seat of the car punching herself in the fucking face in some crazy raging episode that night Chris Brown was arrested because she read one of his text messages to another girl like a jealous psycho piece of shit. I’ve seen it happen time and time again, where an innocent motherfucker gets locked up because his girl is on her fuckin’ period and causes a huge fuckin’ stink, only to get back with the motherfucker a few weeks later without thinking that she’s a public figure and is now going to have to pretend he actually did beat her ass down, so little girls don’t think it is ok to be beaten by men, even though both Chris Brown and Rihanna know the truth. That is why they are getting married in Barbados in the next 10 months according to my source who hates all things RIhanna and likes ranting everytime I mention how much I wanna fuck her Bajan pussy…..especially when it wears dresses that belong on stage at the stripclub…..not that this dress looks like it’s of stripper quality, cuz it’s not, it’s boring….

Posted in:Dress|Rihanna

2009

12

Aug

Blake Lively and Her Gossip Girl Legs of the Day

Here are Blake Lively’s legs. I’m not sure why I am giving her added attention, maybe it’s because I like they way her stomach bubbles out in her dress like she’s on her period or even in the early stages of teenage pregnancy or even just a little chubby from all the cocaine and booze she’s been drinkin now that she’s got lots of money to spend on the shit…..and that’s all I have to say about that….even though I would have probably been better off not saying anything….

Posted in:Blake Lively|Gossip Girl|Legs

2009

12

Aug

Elle Macpherson’s Got Sex Hair on Set of the Day

Elle Macpherson got a job on some Ashton Kutcher bullshit show about models because she used to be a model and I guess it was a natural fit, but not quite as natural as the unprotected sex she had to get from her tribal village in Tazmania into the the big modeling world back in the 80s, not that that happened, but I like to imagine all women with bone through their noses and one down their throat, if you know what I mean, which I hope you do, cuz I don’t have any idea what I mean, I am just distracted by my love for Elle Macpherson even as her beauty slowly ripens into a sloppy mess, it’s like we’ve got history or some shit, thanks to my jerking off to her for the first time back in ’88, that was 20 years ago, and I could still get off to her, and not many pussies have that kind of longevity.

Posted in:Elle Macpherson|On Set|Sex Hair