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2011

17

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent my afternoon watching teen girls in the ghetto walking around in halter tops, bikini tops, short shorts and mini skirts….where we’d bet on how far along they were, how many babies they had, or how long before they were pregnant….it brought great joy to me but that was probably cuz we were drinking hard….something I plan on continuing into the night…

Here are the stepLINKS…..

Hayden Panettiere in a One Piece with the Dolphins….
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I can’t Get Enough of Helen Hunt’s Cameltoe
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Amazing Vintage Comic Reminding Us That Girls Were Always Easy…
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Elisabetta Canalis Will Probably Be the Girl You are Jerking Off To On Dancing with the Stars Now that her Clooney Fame Train has Ended and She’s Gotta Hang On
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Everybody Hates the Situation….Except Abercrombie Who Are Paying Him to Not Wear it as an Anti-Endorsement Endorsement….
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Mom Caught Fingering
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Pissing in the Plane Aisle is the New Black….Gerard Depardieu Pisses on Planes When Told He Can’t Piss Cuz He’s Gangster…and because That’s What Dirty Frenchmen Do
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Live Web Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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Do You Know About the Aristocrats Card Trick Joke? – VIDEO
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Kelsey Monroe is One Hot Blonde
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Mika Kayama and Her Teeny Bikinis
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Rihanna Looked Better Before That fucked Up Red Clown Hair
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WTF Video of the Day
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I’d Like to Be All Over Lily Aldridge
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Hulk Hogan Reportedly Banged Another Wrestler. A Male Wrestler
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Cam Show Amazingness
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2009 PEE CAM Captures a University Student Peeing…
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Skinny Blonde Gets Herself Off
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50 Hottest Petite Women in Sports
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UK Export Maria Fowler Has A Big Birthday Boob!
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Guess Which Brunette Hottie is Gonna Be on Dancing With the Stars?
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WTF Photo of the Day
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I’d Like to Bang Jennifer Lawrence
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How About Some Megan Fox Cleavage
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Some Lindsay Lohan Patheticness
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Danielle Knudson Bikini Shoot
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Sandy and Marie Get It On – GALLERY
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Gotta Love a Hottie in the Shower
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Raven Simone is Skinny and It’s Weird
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Garden Center Upskirt
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Victoria Sweet Has Some Alone Time
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Five Erotic Vimeo Videos For Your Pleasure
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Some Zoe Saldana Hotness
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Two Sluts on the Fucking Machines
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Summer Glau in a FHM Photo Shoot
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Hottie in a Short Skirt
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Adriana Lima Introduces The Showstopper by Victoria’s Secret
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She is One Hot Latin Teen
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Kelly Rowland is Looking Hot
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Natalie is One Hot Blonde
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Julia Roberts in a Bikini…Uhhhh
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And More Lily Aldridge
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Stacy Keibler’s Amazing Legs…
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Here’s a Feel Good Movie of a Dog Greeting its Army Master after being away 9 months….
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Kevin Federline Has his Fifth Kid Britney Supports
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Another Bitch Answered an Ad in the Paper to be a Model Who Ended Up Leaving a Whore….
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I love EX GF REVENGE Porn – Cuz Everyone’s Got a Shitty Whore of an Ex who Needs to be Exposed….
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Kim Kardashian Does Not Like Being The Center Of Attention….True Story
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Megan Fox Drops Some Impressive Cleavage. Bravo, Bravo!
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Frenchmen Pisses On Plane, Because That’s What Dirty Frenchmen Do
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2011

17

Aug

Tara Reid’s Shitty Honeymoon Pics of the Day

Tara Reid’s shitty Honeymoon Pics with her Weird Looking, Likely Gay, Husband she’s probably paying were posted to twitter by what I can only assume was her publicist because Tara Reid definitely still has a staff behind her that needs to get paid and what better way to get work or at least money than to remind us assholes that she exists…I mean if I was a drunken party slut who was running out of American Pie money, I’d pretend to get married too…shit doesn’t fuck with a schedule like trying to hang on with Dancing with the Stars…

She/ her publicist wrote inspiring messages like “Happiness”, “Peace”, “Bulgaria we Love You”….insane…

She’s still hot…damaged…pushing 40 and still down to party hard in luxury cuz she was famous once…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s perfection…

Posted in:Tara Reid

2011

17

Aug

Bar Refaeli’s Bikini for Agua Bendita’s 2012 Swimwear Collection

Bar Refaeli’s pretty much is in her element…doing her thing she does best…you know showing off her hot body in a bikini…as she’s been doing for pretty much her entire post puberty life…making millions looking pretty substantial for some company called Agua Bendita’s 2012 campaign….

It’s like watching my wife in her element, you know eating her face off and rolling around in her own shit like the pig that she is…only substantially better…

It’s like me watching myself drink my face off and making a fucking fool of myself in some alcohol schizophrenic induced hallucination…only substantially better…

I guess what it comes down to is that Bar Refaeli is just substantially better, but you already knew that…

I’m not sure if these are all Bar, I am bad at identifying people…but you probably know…so figure it out useless…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2011

17

Aug

Amber Tamblyn and David Cross Get Enganged of the DAy

I don’t do celebrity gossip here, but funny man David Cross, who you may know from his comedy special, but likely know from Arrested Development, and who I actually find funny, despite hating comedy is engaged to Amber Tamblyn, who despite being known for kids movies, is actually pushing 30…

She’s a chunky bitch I’ve never done a post on before and figured I’d throw up some pictures, since she looks like she was thrown up by a vagina and managed to grow up into a human…I’m just kidding…she’s not that bad looking…she’s kinda cute, just a little chunky, boring, not naked, which is probably what you’d look for in a girl you propose to because let’s face it hot and wild girls are nothing but fucking head aches…always worrying about what they are putting in their slutty, free spirited pussy when you’re not around, cuz you know that’s how she ended up with you…all tits out and down to fuck…

If you know what I mean….

Either way, here’s a bit of a picture retrospective on her…why the fuck not…

Here she is younger and tighter…

Here she is when she didn’t figure out how to cover up what was probably her first pregnancy….that was never reported….cuz no one knows who she is….

Here she is in black…cuz black is sliming especially after months of starving herself due to the feedback she got on her previous dress…

Here she is…a vision in green…like a traffic light…or tennis ball…excited to stand out cuz she’s happy and figured out how to cover up her gut and show off her tits..happily on the pill and all hormonal after that pregnancy scare that lead to depression and starving herself we saw just saw.. wow this Amber chick’s been on quite the ride….

Posted in:Amber Tamblyn

2011

17

Aug

Daisy Lowe Naked in Playboy of the Day

Here is Daisy Lowe in Playboy pics…

I avoid posting Playboy pics – cuz those motherfuckers sue hard when you do…but I figured I couldn’t resist posting pics of Gwen Stefani’s stepdaughter she didnt know she had when she got married to the bi-sexual/homosexual/tranny fucker Gavin Rossdale…assuming that he hadn’t cum in a pussy based on his sexual history and love of her muscles…..cuz there’s just so many layers of funny….

She’s some UK hipster trash with a trust fund cuz she’s getting paid off for being that illegit child….and getting work for being a low level celebrity scandal…and I guess now she’s getting officially naked for magazines…cuz she’s on her own quest of fame…and lets face it…with a body like this…she is better off naked…

I’m probably in love but that could just be my erection talking…

Posted in:Daisy Lowe

2011

17

Aug

Lara Stone’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Lara Stone is a model who has been NAKED in photoshoots enough for these ass crack pics to not be exciting, not that ass crack pics are every really exciting, you know since the top of an ass almost always lacks personality, especially with a saggy bathing suit hanging off it, and ever more especially cuz she’s got tons of nude pics of her floating around making this shit pretty obsolete…I’m just posting it cuz when she married her Comedian husband David Williams from Little Britain, they put a media block on all pictures published, resulting in lawyers and lawsuit threats for pictures that weren’t even this erotic…which is hardly erotic…making me seriously hate the cunt and her ego that makes her put media blocks on her honeymoon like she was the fucking royal family…bitch needs to get a fucking grip.


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2011

17

Aug

Sara Jean Underwood Showing Some Tongue Like a Whore of the Day

Sarah Jean Underwood is all hype right now…at least on the internet…because she does nerd shit half naked…and has an archive of nude pics the nerds who use the internet can gross reference for masturbation even though I see nothing but a scamming bottom feeding whore who got naked to get ahead, dated Seacrest to get ahead, got a gig on G4TV to get a head and now gets half naked to get ahead…it is some clever shit that makes her serious money and is more fun than stripping….you know less abusive a lie on herself that is easier to live with than really officially whoring out for 10 dollars a song…and I guess more girls with few talents but a great body should follow her lead……and I’ll follow her VAGINA ….but I’ll settle for tongue…

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood

2011

17

Aug

Brooke Hogan and her Bikini isn’t the Manliest Thing Hulk Was Gay For of the Day

So I checked out Brooke Hogan’s twitter because I heard that her mom Linda came out saying that Hulk and Brutus the Beefcake were gay lovers…which is really shocking since they half nakedly and greased up in spandex used to rub each other down aggressively…in what looks like gay foreplay to me….

She didn’t mention how she’s the biggest dick her dad ever sucked off…but she did post this from some boat she’s on filming some shit movie about sharks:

“Paparazzi get pretty crazy… Just make me look skinny boys lol”

But I was more into this tweet:

I would like to fill a pool up with ice cold, carbonated soda and jump in nakey. I’m so hot.

Cuz white trash never felt so good…dreams of carbonated soda naked baths in the kiddie pool in the trailer park that she’ll never experience cuz her dad was a smart enough homosexual biker to make millions doing what he loved….being half naked and creased up with other men….

Who cares…everyone’s faggot.


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Posted in:Brooke Hogan

2011

17

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Surfing Diversion of the Day

Here’s Lohan’s latest diversion from the “Quartz and Meteor Dust” purchase last week that got followed up with a see through shirt and a bloody photoshoot and now this….a day of surfing…maybe she’s trying to look healthy, cuz obviously the public hasn’t seen that scene in Point Break with the meth surfers, but Lohan alwayslooks like someone who is more into surfing cock if it’s covered in heroin….

I’m just disappointed this didn’t end in a shark attack, cuz I’m ready for lohan to end like her career did a few years ago….I’m an asshole like that.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

17

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Trying to Seduce with a Blue Bra of the Day

This is Jennifer Love Hewitt attempting to be sexy….You know cuz she pays the paparazzi to follow her around to stay relevant during her fatness…. but she’s both prude, boring and annoying enough that no dude, no matter how into what she once was or not, will marry her, despite how bad she wants to get married….even though she’s Jennifer Love Hewitt….

So the best she can do is drop a little bra she strategically chose to do this in her shirt….cuz she’s got nothing else really going for her except maybe the ability to eat a lot….you know now that she’s old and fat and her tits are just a fragment of what they once were…cuz there’s no real joy in fat chick tits…they kinda just blend into the fat…and those tits were her major selling point….but now she’s just a mom body at a mom age without a baby…unless she’s got secrets she keeps in her basement she’s not telling us about….

Who cares…I am just amazed I’m posting barely there cleavage and a bra…when I’m far more perverted and sleazy than this.

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2011

17

Aug

Julia Roberts Finally yet Unfortunately in a Bikini of the Day

I think Julia Roberts follows me on TWITTER cuz just a couple of weeks ago I wrote something saying we need more Julia Roberts paparazzi pics. This stemmed from finding out she spent 2 months in Montreal, the not very big city I live in, and not one person saw her outside the film crew filming her movie…..She didn’t tour the city, she didn’t leave her room, she was no where to be found…not drunk, flashing pussy, acting like the married mom she both looks like and is….

Then all of a sudden, after two years not in the paparazzi, these bikini pics surface, and I say, send her back to her reclusive life, cuz there’s a reason far deeper why she hasnt been half naked in public and that’s the body you’re gonna look at when clicking the link….

I guess this is a classic – be careful what you wish for….I should have been smarter and aimed higher like wishing for hard cash and not this pig in her bikini…but I guess it is all part of sucking at life….


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Posted in:Julia Roberts

2011

17

Aug

Ashley Tisdale’s Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

I just realized that if you stare at Ashley Tisdale’s ass and just her ass….you know ignore everything else about her…especially her face…she’s actually pretty hot…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2011

17

Aug

Summer Glau’s FHM Video of the Day

Summer Glau did FHM in April so it is only natural that I’d be posting her FHM video 5 months after the fact because a fan emailed it into me and I saw it on other sites and felt pressure to put it up cuz half naked bitches are a timeless thing…even if you have no idea who they are….you know like diamonds, they are forever….with no timeline as long as it is capturede on film….cuz I know first hand that I can jerk off to vintage porn starring bitches who are likely dead now as well as I can jerk off to new porn….which unfortunately for me isn’t that well dude to impotence, hard living and an inability to get off to porn cuz I’m desensitized, but you get what I’m saying….

Posted in:Summer Glau

2011

17

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Like every well rounded man….and not the disorganized, useless alcoholic I am….I figure there’s a huge importance in starting your day like you were in the 50’s and on your way to the town factory while your wife stays home, pretends to be a good homemaker, when really she spends her day fucking the grocery clerk, mailman and any other man who doesn’t work at the town factory…

So here’s today’s news….I’m loving the flash mob hustle….we need to organize one of those…all we need is a mob…which luckily I can help with since I know this site alone gets at least one reader.

Bachmann mixes up Elvis anniversaries
SPARTANBURG, S.C. — Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann got her Elvis Presley dates all shook up during a campaign stop Tuesday in South Carolina.
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Rapper Accused of Inciting Flash Mob
Los Angeles County prosecutors will decide this week whether to press charges against The Game, after a tweet from the rapper’s account incited a telephone flash mob that overwhelmed the emergency phone system at a sheriff’s station.
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Child ‘Mayor’ Renames Street for Bieber
Forney’s 11-year-old mayor for a day is a big Justin Bieber fan and she’s renaming part of Main Street for the teen heartthrob.
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Caught on Tape: Flash Mob Robs 7-Eleven
Surveillance cameras caught a flash mob of 30 teens robbing a 7-Eleven store in Maryland.
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ACLU Defends Del. Sex Offenders
One story has a city locked in controversy and may have you shaking your head.
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Twin may lose $50K for hockey shot
An 11-year-old boy who made an incredible long-distance hockey shot into a tiny goal at a charity event may lose his $50,000 prizemoney because it was actually his twin brother who was registered to participate, ABC News reported Monday.
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Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

17

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am not the panty evaporator I once was…..I mean not that I ever really had game….but it used to be a hell of a lot better. Last night I was trying to sext a girl and she wrote “Not tonight I have a headache” and she was fucking serious…I thought that was part of the tease…you know playing on being an unhappy married couple…but she was fully serious…leaving me hanging….and realizing….I continue to suck at life but at least it is funny.

Tiny Apartment Transforms into 24 Rooms and It’s Kinda Amazing – VIDEO
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Kasey Wants to Say Good Morning
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Power Ranking All NFL Cheerleading Squads in 2011
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Free Cam Shows, Because I Like Giving You Great Gifts
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Shantel VanSanten From “The Final Destination” Hotness
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And Today in Useless Talents
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The Most Random Shit You Will Read All Day.
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These Girls Wearing Bikinis Set the World Shower Record
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18 Year Old Strips Down
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Live Web Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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If Celebritys Auditioned For Jersey Shore – VIDEO
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