I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2011

27

Jul

Katie Holmes Hot Photo shoot of the Day

I don’t know what Katie Holmes is shooting for but I assume it is American Apparel…you know the creepy pics the owner shoots of his staff after making them dildo fuck themselves to orgasm in exchange for a campaign starring them…every girl’s dream…

I am a fan of the tube top bikini top you see the hipster bitches in sheer tank tops rocking under their tank tops to prevent the world from seeing their hipster nipples at least when they aren’t real hipsters, cuz real hipsters just don’t give a fuck, it’s part of the hipster way, and nipple is just high fashion and next level, or some other weird artist shit I don’t mind, cuz it leads to me being flashed when I leave the fucking house thanks to this American Apparel generation…..the gap gone 70s porn…good market it to be in…I’m just blown away everytime I see mothers and daughters shop there together….

Either way, Katie Holmes is a brainwashed bitch and that in and of itself, is pornographic, with or without tube tops.

To See The Rest of the Pics Follow this Link
Follow This Link

Posted in:Katie Holmes

2011

27

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

The stepNEWS is fucking amazing…it’s a real son of a gun…I want to be a son of gun,…what the fuck is a son of a gun…

On a side note a girl on facebook wrote “So, running is hard” and I responded “So is running hard”….you see what I did there…took her statement, used the words, made it seem like a response, only better….and my genius didn’t make her panties wet….

Now back to the stepNEWS….that is fucking amazing…that is a real son of a gun…..I mean a naked man and an iguana and an angry son just fucking rapes my mind it’s so good….but so is the couple who fucked in a public pool for over half an hour..watch…

Reporter Attacked On Live TV
Reporter Chris O’Connell was attacked on live TV by the son of a man charged in a bizarre animal cruelty case involving a naked man and an iguana in Philadelphia.

Police: Sex Club Posed as Church
A judge has closed down an establishment Dallas police call a sex club run by a man who calls it a religious ministry.

Disabled Man Assaulted Over Parking Spot
A Massachusetts elected official allegedly assaulted a disabled man over a parking spot.

Police: naked vandals arrested
Last week after leaving O’Maddy’s Bar in Gulfport Beach, two men were arrested for disorderly intoxication because they were walking home naked. But police say they did a lot more than just that.

Man Lived with Corpse for Months
Mesa Police say they have arrested a man suspected of killing his girlfriend and living with her body for more than two months.

Serial Butt Slasher in VA
Someone has been slashing women in the buttocks at upscale shopping centers in Northern Virginia.

Couple arrested for sex in swimming pool
An Indiana couple caught doing the nasty in a public pool have turned themselves in. Victoria Cross and Myron Helms were spotted by dozens of onlookers – including children – as they had sex for at least a half hour at the Roberts Park Family Aquatic Center last Monday.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

27

Jul

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just woke up…drunk on cough medicine…but I don’t have a cold…gangster.

I had a handful of amazing things I wanted to contribute to society today…but I forgot them all.

The highlight of this hangover so far….when my dog accidentally licked my dick when I was taking a shit.

It wasn’t erotic and it didn’t even feel good…but It was still more enjoyable than when my fat wife tries to assault me….cuz when you get her weight on top of you…there’s no turning back…you’re officially owned until she’s done…like some kind of horrible horror movie that is my life….good times.

Here’s some shit going on around the net….

I Don’t Know WTF a Blob Jump is, But Apparently This Dude Set the World Record – VIDEO
FOLLOW THIS LINK

25 Biggest Sports Stars of Past 25 Years
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Free Cam Shows From Me to You
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Kristina Rose is One Hot Porn Star
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Adriana Lima in a Bikini
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Falling Snake Prank – VIDEO
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Girl With Big Pussy Flaps Shaves Her Vadge
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Live Sex Shows That Will Keep You More Than Busy
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Lady Gaga’s Fans Really Are Little Monsters – MUST READ
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:MHD

2011

26

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

The only bitches I get any love from are facebook spammers, AIM spammers and even a fucking BBM spammer. It’s like I don’t know what is so alluring about me, but the bitches come in fucking flocks, I just need to visit their profile and send them some money to fly them to me after I fall in love or some shit….

I mean unless you count the girls in the park tanning in their bikinis that I creep on getting love…in which case I get love everytime I leave my house – which as an agoraphobic with no oney – is about once a day for 4- 11 minutes so the dog can piss.

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER

Here are the stepLINKS….

Some Drunk Idiot Passed Out on a Toilet
GO

Some Hot Bar Refaeli Bikini Pics…
GO

Gene Simmons Proposes To Shannon Tweed
GO

Somewhere Over the Rainboy the Stripper Version
GO

Okay I Know This Isn’t Tits or Ass But Brad Pitt’s Wax Statue is Creepy as FUCK
GO

Leighton Meester Beat Her Mom With A Bottle
GO

Live Sex Shows You Will Love, I Promise
GO

Drunk Golfer FAIL – VIDEO
GO

Who’s That Girl? Meet “Crazy, Stupid, Love” Actress Analeigh Tipton
GO

Hollywood Tuna’s Bikini Showdown – Elisha Cuthbert vs. Maria Menounos
GO

Amy Winehouse Bought Cocaine, Heroin, Ecstasy and Ketamine The Night She Died
GO

Free Cam Shows Because You Can’t Afford a Tuesday Night Movie
GO

She’s Toying Her Wet Pussy on a Web Cam
GO

Some Smoking Hot Poked Babes
GO

Penny Lancaster BIG Nipples In See Through Dress
GO

Mariah Carey is Fucking Pathetic
GO

I Wanna Be All over Kate Beckinsale and Her Body Double
GO

Girls As Young As 7, Taught To Pole Dance
GO

WTF Photo of the Day
GO

Cameron Diaz is Fucking Terrifying
GO

Get a Load od Alie
GO

Sesame Street Does the Beastie Boys – VIDEO
GO

The Girl or the Car? Take Your Pick
GO

2 Hot Sluts Are Better Than One
GO

Bad Girls Club Fight – VIDEO
GO

Check Out This Slutty Piece of Trash From Comic-Con
GO

Sofia and Koshka Get It On
GO

Anna Paquin Panty Upskirt
GO

Some Alessandra Ambrosio
GO

Amateur on the Fucking Machine
GO

Lily Aldridge – Victoria’s Secret Lingerie
GO

Hipster Hottie is Laid Out
GO

some Denise Richards, Cause It’s Been Awhile
GO

Random Pic Dump of the Day
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Kristin Cavallari Is Pissy in Short Shorts
GO

Angry Boyfriend – VIDEO
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

Solo Amateur Sex Show
GO

Lorena is On the Rocks
GO

7 Ways to Spot a Former Frat Boy
GO

Taylor Momsen is 18 Today
GO

Bangtin Candy With Amazing Amie
GO

Kate Upton Has Some Great Tits. They’re Even Better Topless
GO

Adriana Lima In A Bikini Is Fucking Disgraceful
GO

Girls As Young As 7 Learn To Pole Dance. Sweet.
GO

Ilary Blasi Is A Dirty Girl With A Great Fucking Camel Toe
GO

Kim Kardashian’s Career May Finally Be Over. Thank Fucking God!
GO

Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

26

Jul

Is This a Taylor Momsen Vagina Shot of the Day

Taylor Momsen’s celebrating her 18th birthday today…making the top picture fully legal if it was shot today…but the chances of it being shot today are slim to none….so I’m not gonna risk it…cuz you never know how uptight they are about this underage vagina shit…even if it is hardly pornographic and even if Momsen wants all the attention…otherwise pics like this wouldn’t happen….

This also means that she will quickly become irrelevant cuz America likes Jail Bait not barely legal chicks…true story…I think comes from the oppression of your nation with laws that a bitch must be 18 cuz for the longest time 14 was legal here and the last thing you’d ever want to bed is a 14 year old…but it takes being allowed to to really grasp that…

This might as well be an RIP Motherfucker post…cuz unless she’s got a sex tape in the works…her flashing antics are too high school and immature for your perversion…..see it worked when she was 17…but she’s gonna have to step up her game….fast….

Either way, her birthday barely even made the news…maybe cuz she already doesn’t matter…


To See the Vagina Picture that I’m Not Risking my Clean Criminal Record to Post
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2011

26

Jul

Kate Upton Blows Me a Kiss of the Day

I don’t mind Twitter and long as there is smut…I mean I like the idea of these PR people running these celebrity and model accounts and using them as a way to communicate directly with their idiot fans by posting pics of themselves in compromising or half naked positions.. it’s great marketing…especially for someone like Kate Upton who is the 18 year old college classic already thanks to SI…..even though I know some fat social media manager is running the shit…cuz I know one day maybe Kate Upton will be using this twitter hustle to become that fat social media manager…cuz I can tell by her tits…this body isn’t gonna last til 30 and when the model money dries up…bitch is gonna have to work and like all ugly girls…what better place than behind a computer….mark my words..cuz it is coming…but it’s not here yet…so in the meantime…drink her Koolaid while pretending it’s her vaginal juice…

Imagine…all she did was blow a kiss to a camera…and people are freaking out…that’s so kindergarten…show me pussy lip fuck…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2011

26

Jul

Jordan Katie Price Skinny Leg Tranny with Big Tits of the Day

I was at some pool club filled with the more ravaged looking women I’ve ever seen.

Most were strippers with fake tits, but with that comes girls who just hard party…serious fucking trash that looks 40 at 25, haggard as fuck, with sloppy loooking pussy stuffed into their bikini, and ridiculous fake tits on a skinny little body from all the not taking care of themselves thanks to a need for speed and other hard drugs, leaving the skin on their legs and ass all hanging off them and unhealthy, on the verge of a walking corpse, but with a serious love for house music and ridiculous dancing….and tattoos…

It was on some biker looking gutter shit, that I feel Jordan Katie Price has channelled into her daily life, cuz despite all the polo matches, private jets and money, she’s just a dirty, gutter, haggard, useless and fake titted as them…she just sucked the right cock…while these girls I saw just suck any fucking cock….

Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price

2011

26

Jul

Kelly Osbourne Funeral Ass for the Morbid Goth Pervets of the Day

Being the kind of guy who can get off to Kelly Osbourne makes you weird….you know with all the fatness that was never worth masturbating to even when it got skinny unless you’re an Ozzy fan and want some of the product of his sperm that stuck to uterus…

Being the kind of guy who can get off to people at funerals makes you even weirder….you know with all the sadness and mourning death and celebrating life morbid shit…

But being the kind of guy who can get off to Kelly Osbourne at a funeral makess you the weirdest….it’s up there with necrophilia…she’s the kind of girl that if you were forced to choose whether to fuck her or the corpse being mourned, you’d likely choose the corpse cuz it would likely be more pleasurable…and less traumatic….

I love having these useless conversations with myself…I don’t love this post…it is fucking depressing me….cuz I’ve had good friends die of drug overdoses, and the shit is fucked, you can’t make a person stop doing drugs, and getting that call is always horrible….even though you know it’s coming….so I’m not all bad…as unattractive as I find Klly Osbourne…I can relate to what she’s going through…see girls…I’ve got a soul…not as much as Amy Winehouse’s music that I was a huge fan of but you should still let me eat you out…

Posted in:Kelly Osbourne

2011

26

Jul

Blake Lively Uptight Fancy Tits Shopping of the Day

Blake Lively looks like a high maintenance, pretentious, nouveau riche, bougie cunt. You know the snobby….thinks she’s elegant, classy and fancy…too good to get her hands dirty or fuck like a whore at least not with people who aren’t at her level of decadence and luxury..She’s Blake Lively and if you’re dick is inside her, she feels like she’s doing you a favor so she just lays there boring and uselss and for some reason it’s such a turn on…I love when girls think they are too good for me, cuz I know they actually are, but I still see it as a challenge to break them down…

See being the homeless looking, broke ass, fat and dirty motherfucker I am, It’s always nice to think you can use your charm to break through this snotty twats….by getting them drunk and manipulating them to let you go down on their snotty twats…you know to bring you home to piss off their dads….it’s more of a challenge in this world full of easy whores that just require a bit of money or a promise of fame for a blowjob….

Blake lively is all uppity and untouchable and that makes jerking off to pics of her that much better….cuz you know you’ll never have the chance to taint her in person…you might as well take it out on your screen….

Posted in:Blake Lively