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2011

06

Jul

January Jones Shitty Single Pregnant Chick Beach Wear of the Day

I expect sluttier clothes from a woman who got pregnant from being a slut and most importantly kept the baby cuz she didn’t care that she was a slut or that the world would think she was a slut, and figured now was her chance to bring a fatherless child into the world, something sluts aspire to do….but instead she’s dressed like this….who’s she trying to fool?! I mean shit, I had her pegged for some 2 girls 1 placenta porn that leads into anal sex while crowning porn….but instead we get this…what a scam.

Posted in:January Jones

2011

06

Jul

David Spade Still Lands Hot Pussy of the Day

The lesson we can all pull from David Spade is that if you are a midget, dwarf, troll of a person…who everyone laughed at their little boy stature their entire life…get into entertainment, cuz the second you get on TV or in the movies for being the little weasel of a person that everyone laughs at, you will land some of the hottest pussy available to man….it’s just how girls work…they get excited at the fact that they have the chance to fuck older famous dudes…it’s a great story to tell their friends when they ask about how “LA is treating them”….

You know how it is….you know cuz you’re the kinda guy everyone laughs at who wasn’t resourceful enough to get a fucking job in entertainment…and now you’re stuck chronic masturbationing.

Posted in:David Spade

2011

06

Jul

Kate Hudson’s Baby Daddy’s Mom’s Old Lady Tits of the Day

A day is not considered complete without staring at at least one set of old lady tits in a tube dress….or maybe it is….I mean who really cares about trashy looking bitches who convinced their son to knock up Goldie Hawn’s daughter cuz we all know she doesn’t believe in abortions all the time….because it would lead to the good life…even though Kate Hudson doesn’t have tits like your momma, but you can always come home to breast feed and lets face it, she pretty much looks equally as haggard…I saw something borrowed I know how it is…yeah you heard me right I saw something borrowed…so what…

Posted in:Kate Hudson

2011

06

Jul

Victoria Justice Jailbaitin’ of the Day

Here’s a bike seat I am sure a handful of you weirdos would love to be sniffing after this Victoria Justice bitch goes on a long ride, like the guy I know locally who I always see late night, all over town, sniffing the seats on this city’s rental bike network….cuz that’s what perverts do.

Either way, here’s Victoria Justice, who is 18, pretending she’s 14, cuz that’s her target market, doin’ what I have decided to call “Jailbaiting” cuz like “Masturbating” it is a self-fulfilling hustle to get as much attention as possible to yourself by being a long looking slut, knowing dudes love young looking sluts, and milking it like you are 18 and already too washed up to technically be jail bait…

What’s next for her, a photoset of her playing with barbies, or tag, or whatever the fuck 14 year olds who aren’t having anal sex parties do these days…

It is all a lie. Don’t buy into it…but you just can’t help yourself cuz you are a pervert…

Posted in:Victoria Justice

2011

06

Jul

Elisabetta Canalis White Bikini Single Groupie Pics of the Day

George Clooney’s ex hooker/exclusive prostitute who pretends she’s an actress or TV personality, Elisabetta Canalis was out in her bikini, on a yacht, with another man, posing for the paparazzi cuz in a few months no one will care that she was dumped by Clooney, when he moves onto more scandalous lovers like Brad Pitt….cuz there’s no way he’s not a Gay….and she’s not a front who can never leak his story due to a language barrier…I know how it works…

I don’t Have the rights to post the pics….but I do have the rights to link whatever I want…and today that want stars a hot bodied, irrelevant, stripper looking bitch with biker tattoos in a white bikini and I fucking love white bikinis….

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Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis

2011

06

Jul

Some Pippa Middleton Discrete Ass Shots of the Day

I like that the paparazzi is snapping off pictures of her from behind, cuz the American paparazzi rarely ever get ass shots, and I love ass. I figure cuz the American paparazzi are all working for the entertainers, actors, agents and PR companies, and they tread lightly as to not be fired and replaced by another immigrant wih a camera hoping to get the Lohan Suicide exclusive or some shit…

I also like that Pippa, the sister of the queen, is being all regal, royal, high society, classy, and discrete in how she whores out to the media, when I know inside her is a burning, jealous, catty bitch who just wants all the attention on her whore self, cuz everyone in her family is all about Kate, and everyone in the world jumped on that band wagon, and for once she wants to be the talk of their blue blooded dinner party….

It’s like watching a time bomb slowly count down…I know nudity is on it’s way….and that is exhilerating…

Posted in:Pippa Middleton

2011

06

Jul

Selena Gomez-Sex Offender Bikini of the Day

These pictures of Selena Gomez in her bikini, self shot, like a typical slutty teen trying to get the affection of the boys in her class, or like a typical 20 something, trying to get the affection of her facebook friends, or like pretty much any girl feeling sexy looking for some male attention, in a way that I approve of, which is standing in front of a mirron, cellphone in hand, half naked….cuz I know she let this out thinking “Damn I look Good”…

Apparently the pics are old, from May, when she was in Hawaii sex offending Justin Bieber, even though I’m not convinced he’s not just Usher’s boy pussy, into dudes cuz he never had a dad, or some shit, that involves it all being one big publicity stunt lie, that maybe even Gomez’s people are behind, whoring her out to him, for personal gain…I just know that whatever they are doing, she’s 18, he’s not and that makes it illegal and getting her on the sex offenders list would be a nice lesson for all the sex offenders out there…not to mention it’d be hilarious…so let’s hope they make an example out of her sex offending ass.

That said, here are some pictures of her from yesterday – cuz she’s hired the paprazzi to follower as part of her takeover plan that will end up in a sex tape or leaked nudes when she realizes no one cares about her shit…to keep our sex offending watch more up to date….so that we know where she is at all times and so that she doesn’t come to your home and sex offend you….or your loved ones…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2011

06

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spend too much time on this site and it gives me so little return….traffic never grows, people I meet have consistently never heard of it, it’s just a failure across the board, but I keep at it like some kind of sick person….so coming soon….I’ll limit my time spent on the site to 8 minutes…cuz that’s all it’s worth…but unfortunately, I know I am a sick depraved self mutilating man with an addictive personaly who can’t stop the feeling until I hit big or at least until Britney Spears starts using DrunkenStepfather t-shirts to wipe cum off her whore tits….or until I die…and It’s the internet website equivalent to banging your head against the fucking wall….pathetic.

HEre’s the morning dump…

This Guy Eating a Whole Jar of Nutella Grosses Me the Fuck Out But Here It Is Anyways
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Some Cheerleader Sluts That Shold Pose For Playboy
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Free Cam Show, Check It
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Casey Anthony is Not Guilty
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DONKEY FARTS! Wait, What? VIDEO
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Web Cam Sluts a Plenty
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How About a Latex Whore?
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The 10 Hottest Women On “The Office”
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Michael Lohan Most Probably Killed Kate Major and Stuffed Her in a suitcase
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Posted in:MHD

2011

05

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

A Facebook Friend from January 2010 and one of the members of DrunkenStepfather.com is Disgusting died this past weekend.

His name was Jesse Burley. I used to get constant updates from him on Facebook. I know very little about him, I don’t even remember any specifics of conversations I’ve had with him, but I know blowing himself up accidentally with fireworks in his trailer park is both a hell of a way to go, and one I’d expect from someone who knows and supports DrunkenStepfather.com….

On June 30th he wrote:

Jesse Burley:
It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Living.

Let’s have a moment of silence for a fallen step soldier, even if I’m not sure whether he even read the site or not…I just know..he deserves his very own RIP Motherfucker…..My condolences to his family and friends.

Here are my stepLINKS…

Snookie is Motorboating Some Slut
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Sean Penn’s New Scarlot Johannnnnsoooonnnn
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Pete Wentz Finally Found New, Previously Explored, Buffy the Vampire Slayer Cock
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Kendall Jenner 15 Year old Jailbait in a Bikini – You Pervert
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LeAnn Rimes is Tweeting Bikini Pictures Again
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Cam Show Sluts, From Me to You
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Exploding Port-o-Potty. Whoops – VIDEO
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The 10 Hottest Mob Wives In Movies And TV
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Lindsay Lohan Freckled Cleavage
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Wow, I Always Thought Jennifer Aniston Was an Idiot But This Just Takes the Cake
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Free Cam Shows that Will Get You Hot, So I Hope You Have Air Conditioning
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Blonde Destroys Her Pussy With a Giant Dildo
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Erin Andrews: Top 20 Hottest on Field Pictures
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Emily Biggs From PARADE Pussy Peek
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Yeah I’d Bang Cate Blanchette
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No Matter How I Look At Her, Selena Gomez Still Looks Like She is Six Years Old
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Kelly Osbourne is a Loser
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A Little Rosie Huntington-Whitley
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Judging By How Happy He Is to See These Tits, I’m Guessing Conner Cruise Isn’t as Gay as His Dad Is
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September is Rocking a Bikini and She’s Got a Great Rack
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When a Friendly Game Gets Out of Hand – VIDEO
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Tyra Banxxx is Slutty as Always
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Suelyn Medeiros Knows Hot to Use Twitter Proper
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Former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke is considering making a run for Republican Presidential candidate
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How About Some April O’Neil
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Taylor Momsen Panty Upskirt
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Miranda Kerr is One Hot Mom
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Two Hot Blondes Go At It
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A Video Clip Tribute to Ryan Dunn
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Creepy hipster Andy Warhol Wannabe
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And MORE Miranda Kerr
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Meet Playboy Playmate Miss July 2011 Jessa Lynn Hinton
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Chopper Burn Out Fail – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Jessica is a MILF All Right
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Heather is Hot in Hot Water
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The 66 most underrated women of 2011
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Daniel Radcliffe Was Probably An Alcoholic
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Meet Portia Jenkins
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Did Chelsea Handler Bang The Head of E!
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Tyra Banks Feels Herself Off In A Bikini
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Deena Cortese Wore This To The Beach. Sadly, I’d Still Bang Her
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Kim Kardashian Really Loves Water Sports
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