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2011

25

Apr

Hayden Panettiere’s Strong Back of the Day

Here’s some Hayden Panettiere strong back. I am not sure if this is erotic to anyone, but I assume it is, cuz it takes all kind of weirdos who get off to all kinds of weirdness, whether it be muscular midget bitches, or the 7 foot tall cocks they rode in on….I like my bitches skinny and doughy, hungry and addicted to meth without any money to get meth cuz defined muscle on a bitch always makes me feel gay, you know if I wanna cum on a six pack ab and watch it trickle down the muscle ripples, I am probably better off hitting the gay clubs….not to mention bitches who can kick my ass fuck up the whole date rape….but that doesn’t mean you don’t like it…so here are some pics of her back definition….

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2011

25

Apr

Kelly Osbourne Does the Fat Elvira of the Day

Kelly Osbourne, like all fat girls before her who have lost weight for a minute, has gone back to being fat…..and the funny thing about the whole thing is that when a fat bitch gets skinny, she usually goes back to being even fatter, I guess that’s the road Kelly Osbourne is on….corset or not, we know what’s going on here you fat ugly monster of a pig.

I don’t know why anyone thought she’d be different during that minute she wasn’t as fat as usual…More importantly, I don’t know why anyone would care about Kelly Osbourne enough to notice whether she lost weight or not….

Once a fat girl….always a fat girl….

Posted in:Kelly Osbourne

2011

25

Apr

More Rachel Bilson in a Bikini of the Day

I already went through this Rachel Bilson escape from her captor gone wrong… I don’t think I need to relive it. But I will anyway, she ran off to Canada after the OC ended, instead of developing a public drinking and drug problem, passing up tons of opportunity to flash her cunt to the paparazzi, in exchange for being in the middle of nowhere Canada, only to be let out of her cage every once in a while to make California appearances so that she wasn’t enitrely forgotten, while finally deciding to escape the irrelevance of this dude from Star Wars to go out on her own, realizing, as many abducted people in cults do, that she can’t make it without him…she was so dependent that without him she was nothing…and now they are back together…probably already married and the whole thing is sad…..but not sad enough…cuz murder sucide gets better ratings….at least she’s in a bikini….cuz her personal life and relationships really don’t matter, what does matter is that she’s generally boring…but now she’s boring while half naked and that counts for something…I’m just not sure what….

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2011

25

Apr

Annalynne McCord Showing Some Ab of the Day

Like all useless cunts who were once on TV, Annalynne McCord’s gone to Vegas….to host a pool party. Next stop…reality TV, I’m thinking DWTS….All this bitch really needs is a sex tape to re-vamp her image and give her a purpose…this 90210 the Next Generation shit’s just fucking dull, and so are bikini pics when the bitch isn’t fully committed to being in a bikini, but I’ll post them anyway…

Posted in:Annalynne McCord

2011

25

Apr

Pam Anderson’s Old Fake TIts of the DAy

This just in…Pam Anderson hasn’t died of Hep yet, but it’s taking it’s fucking toll on her face…unless that’s just natural progression of shitty plastic surgery settling like an old house built on swamp,…..you know plastc aging like it was human….no matter what, it is some science experiment in action and it’s interesting to watch, even if there’s less nipple or see through than I’d want or expect by this old tired bitch.

Posted in:Pamela Anderson

2011

25

Apr

Regina Feoktistova Naked for Fashion of the DAy

Regina Feoktistova is some fashion model who was born in 1989, she’s known for her pout, she’s friends with Eniko Mihalik, she’s Russian, but living in New York to make stupid money getting naked for fashion, that will secure her place in the world, that will put her in a position to marry someone even richer than her, who wants a model trophy wife, all these things coupled together will make her forget her parents had to wait in line for rationed bread. She’s a post communist princess and here she is getting naked for some menswear designer…cuz nothing sells clothes like nudity…

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2011

25

Apr

Emilia Clarke Tits on TV of the Day

I don’t know who Emilia Clarke is. I don’t know this Games of Thrones show she’s getting fucked on. I just know that shit happened on TV and that makes it good enough for me, cuz I remember a time Soap Operas were the only sex on TV and jerking off to that shit was very fucking difficult, while this represents an evolution I can appreciate…even if the idea of what is going to happen to sexuality when kids grown up and are already desensitized to tits, pussy, doggy style leaving them hungry for more hardcore shit while charged up on shoot ’em up videogames scares me…but on the positive side of things, it’s gonna make for some good stepNEWS clips….When I was 16 I got hard ons holding hands with a bitch. I feel like that’s not happening much anymore, unless that hand they are holding is wristwatch deeep in an asshole…

Posted in:Emilia Clarke

2011

25

Apr

Beyonce Showing off Some Tit of the Day

Rihanna is taking this whole competing with Rihanna for Jay-Z’s affection thing a little too seriously. Rihanna makes him money, she’s younger and more interesting of an act to watch. She’s from the gutter of Barbados and feels like she will forever owe him for what he has given her, while Beyonce is this diva who sold out her band to be solo, only to be labeled a talent and overhyped, giving her an ego, money and confidence she shoulda never had, not to mention a life of luxury from a young age, meaning nothing’s ever good enough for her, probably making her a huge pain in the ass, so whether she got implants she likes showing off or not, she’s still got shit on Rihanna….but she can keep trying, the insecurity is obvious and I like laughing at it when I have nothing else going on, which is pretty much ALWAYS…

Posted in:Beyonce

2011

25

Apr

Nicki Minaj and her Ridiculous Fat Ass of the DAy

Nicki Minaj may be the biggest thing in music/entertainment these days, but she’s also got the biggest thing in music/entertainment these days, and that’s her ass….

I can’t remember the last time I saw a retarded fat ass like this get as much attention, money, bookings, fame, success, etc. etc. etc…I mean this shit even puts Kim Kardashian’s bad diet, lack of exercise, laziness to shame….This ass could eat Kardashian’s ass for breakfast, and yet, people are still buying her records….

Maybe I’m old school, but if a bitch gets on stage, I believe she shouldn’t be obese or freakishly disgusting in any way…fat people should never be celebrated, unless we’re pointing and laughing, and this is coming from a fat man, I am one of them and I believe we don’t deserve popularity….unfortunately, my opinion means nothing….

Here’s her fat ass, try to figure it out, while I try to find something better to post…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2011

25

Apr

Khloe Kardashian’s Window into her Disgusting Tits of the Day

Khloe Kardashian went out in leather pants and a shirt that showed off her tits. Luckily she was smart enough to hire a black chick to wear the exact same outfit to act as a diversion, unless she’s got the Kim Kardashian eagerness to get noticed, in which case she hired the black chick so people would be forced to see her in leather pants and a shirt that showed off her tits, kinda like some bait and switch shit you see at the strip club, where one hot girl sits around while all these busted bitches get on stage,but you stay waiting for that one to go up, only in this case the hot stripper isn’t that hot, she’s just a relief from Khloe Kardashian’s disgusting…

Not that anyone should care…

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian

2011

25

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

As far as I’m concerned, it’s Easter Monday and you religious freaks should be out nailing yourself to crosses to experience Christ’s plight as the worlds first billionaire entrepreneur….I mean before him you needed royal blood or at least a ship to trade spices with China to be rich, but motherfucker instead created his own religion, which was the Entertainment of the time, making him the first Oprah/Howard Stern/whoever else is a billionaire off brainwashing their followers….

You should not be watching internet video clips…but here is the latest news…anyway…

Police: Teacher Shoved Child’s Head
A 27-year-old teacher allegedly bashed the head of his partner’s daughter because she wouldn’t let him take a nap — leaving bruises that lasted for weeks.

Prosecutors: Man Assaulted Coma Patient
A local man showed no remorse after admitting to raping a woman in coma inside her room at a nursing home, prosecutors say.

Man shoved baby wipe down baby’s throat – Better a Baby Wipe Thank His Genitals….
A Salem man was arrested for shoving a baby wipe down a baby’s throat and then throwing the child across the room, Essex district attorney’s spokesman Steve O’Connell said.

Murder witnessed over webcam
TORONTO – An exchange student from China was attacked and killed in Canada, and it was all witnessed a world away.

Tattoo Artist Gets 7.5 Yrs in Sex Case
A valley man accused of trading sex for tattoos was sentenced to 7.5 years in prison.

Umbrella mistaken for gun at mall
State police say no weapon was found inside the Burlington Mall. There were reports that a man with a gun was spotted inside the Nordstrom, but it turned out to be an umbrella.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

25

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

As far as I’m concerned it is still easter and I am still trying to find the right girl to let me have an easter egg hunt in her cunt…or ass…or pretty much anywhere she lets me….

Here are the morning links….but I shouldn’t be working….even if this isn’t work….but you get what I’m saying….

Cutie Asian to Start Things Off
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Kate Middelton Takes out th Trash
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Sports’ Sexiest Exes
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Free Cam Shows That Even a Cheapass Like You Can Afford
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Charlie Sheen Gets Dumped By His WHore
FOLLOW THIS LINK

LOL Cats of the Day
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I Love When Sluts Use Twitter
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Girlfriend Gets Herself Off
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Sexy Sluts Get It On
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Best Employment Resume EVER
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:MHD

2011

25

Apr

Rachel Bilson in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day

Rachel Bilson is in Barados with her brain-washing Canadian who she threw away everything for, in a time when if she hadn’t thrown it away then, her life would have turned around now, and the highlight of her career wouldn’t be going to shitty film festivals as one of the guests cuz they feel obligated to invite her, like she is now, but instead the bitch in the movies winning awards….you know what I’m saying…Timing is everything, and thanks to her fiance, this bitch threw it all out, so after he gave her a few months to realize that she’s a nobody, and that nobody will love her like he did, she’s back with him, only now in a bikini celebrating Easter by hiding colored eggs in her twat from him to hunt,cuz that’s what bitches who don’t believe they can’t make it on their own, especially after the whiney bitch cries about his 30th birthday weekend falling on Easter Weekend, making her feel guilty enough to give him her cunt, cuz she’s been manipulated by a dude for so long, she does what he tell her to do…instinctively.

And as long as it is in a bikini, I don’t care who or what she’s fucking, cuz I don’t get to participate, even if sharing is caring…..and here she is sharing her bikini body with us…it may not be ideal, but it’s better than nothing, droppy Easter Egg filled vagina and all…

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2011

23

Apr

stepLINKS of the DAy

It’s Easter weekend and if you’re the kind of guy I think you are….You’re probably not on the computer, but instead coordinating easter egg hunts for the local kids, cuz you’re a sex offending weirdo…

In the event that you’re not a sex offending weirdo…and that you’re not too busy with family…and that you’re not taking advantage of the long weekend to coordinate a vacation….and you’re not drunk in the gutter somewhere trying to find your way home….

These links are for you….

Rachel Bilson Has a Pretty Hot Body in Barbados…
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A Bunch of Internet Peoples to Keep You Busy
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Melania Knoss Has the Potential to Be the Sluttiest First Lady Ever
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Sopend Your Weekend With Sluts Who Don’t Talk Back
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I Don’t Know WTF These Bikini Clad Broads Are Up To, Maybe You can Figure It Out
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Gotta Love a Busty Car Model
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Jesus Was the Unofficial 6th Village Person
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Take a Slutty Vacation, You’ve Earned It
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Free Cam Shows Are the Best Kind of Cam Shows
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It Looks Like Hef’s Age May Finally Be Catching Up With Him
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Busty German Amateur
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Nudity in Sports: A Pictorial History
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Sexy Toys You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Whitney Port Panty Upskirt
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Beyonce is Wearing a Goofy Hat and I Think It’s Hilarious
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Ron Weasley is Gettin’ High Muthafucka!
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Taylor Momsen is Looking Slutty as Always[
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Pauly D makes $500k/mo. If You Excuse Me I’m Gonna go Kill Myself Right Now
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Marie McCray Is A Firecracker
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Balcony Jump FAIL – VIDEO
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I Love When Sluts Tweet Slutty Pics
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The Ladies From The View Discuss Who Has The Most Vibrators… Guess Who Wins With Three? [Video]
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Angelina Ashe & Angelina Valentine
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American Apparels New Ads Have Straight Up Tits in them
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Rachel Bilson Brings the Hotness as Always
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Sammie and Molly Get Their Lick On
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Doutzen Kroes for Victoria’s Secret Lingerie
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I Love Japan, But Man they Wear Some Weird Shit
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Attendees of “Pixie Lott for Lipsy” at Swaroski Crystal Boutique
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Another Random Pic Dump
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Worst Michael Jackson Karaoke
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In Bed With Blonde Emma
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Fergie’s Face Lift Did Wonders For Her
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Amy Reid and Codi Get It On
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Nicole Scherzinger Is Filming Some Thing or Another
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Jamie Chung Sizzles In Esquire
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I don’t Know Who Jaimie Alexander IS, But I’d Totally Fuck Her
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Lindsay In A See Through Tank Top Looking Very High
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Eating At ihop May Get You Killed
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Christina Aguilera Has Big Gay Tits
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Megan Fox Has An Ugly Sister
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

22

Apr

Hilary Duff’s Thick TIts at the Tattoo Removal Clinic of the Day

Hilary Duff brought her serious body to the Tattoo Removal Clinic. I assume she had the name of another hockey boyfriend on her cunt…and that was making her husband Jealous…not cuz he wants to be the only hockey name next to her cunt…not because he wants to be the only one inside her cunt…cuz he’s a firm believer that in order to make a strong team, you need to let the boys your fantasize in the lockeroom while showering, who you try to instigate initiation hazing rituals with even though they aren’t new to the team, fuck your wife, cuz it’s the only way you’ll get to see their hard cocks….but cuz she got to her ex hockey cock before he did….

Yes, I am calling Hilary Duff’s husband gay, especially for Hilary Duff’s ex hockey boyfriend…half their relationship is spent talking about how he used to fuck her….

All pro athletes are. Everyone knows that.

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