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2012

06

Mar

Jessica Alba’s Panty flash or Possible Dried Up Uterus Flash of the Day

I am not entirely sure if this is her panties or the remnants of her uterus that she’s abused so agressively sticking out of her pussy…all dried up in atrophy……

But if it is her panties…that’s fucking boring…cuz I’m way more into female reporduction organs…they are my porn…..ovaries all over my face motherfucker.


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2012

06

Mar

Tila Tequila Almost Died of a Brain Aneurysm and Drug Overdose for Publicity of the Day

I know, I thought she was already dead. I mean cuz her career that never should have been kinda faded…..

But whenever Tila Tequila has a Brain Aneurysm and downs two bottles of prescription pills and almost dies….claiming she hasn’t recovered in efforts to draw some attention to herself so that she gets in the media again because being a Myspace whore with millions of fake friends the mainstream media thought was real friends, leading to her landing in Playboy and Getting on TV on some of the dumbest shit ever to be on TV…doesn’t have longevity…..

I feel the need to WATCH HER SEX TAPE that was her last publicity stunt before converting to being jewish in efforts to re-invent her career hoping as hard as she can to keep it going….but from sex tape to suicide….she’s always failing……..she’s just bullshit human…which is too bad, cuz I’ve met her and she was actually pretty nice…oh well…we all die sometime….


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2012

06

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I peaked in 2006.

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People Are Seriously Surprised Kirk Cameron is a Giant Homophobe
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The Dirtiest Moments in Sports History
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Free Cam Shows, Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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Maureen is Doing the Cosplay Thing
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Epic Pee Prank – VIDEOv
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Professionals Gettin’the Job Done
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Brunette Tries to Fist Herself
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The 25 Most Infamous Party Girls
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2012

05

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s spring break for a lot of people…I am not at some Mexican resort getting herpes / giving herpes to trashy college coeds….and that depresses even though those idiots annoy me….I’d rather be with them….

But I do have the stepLINKS….and that’s almost as good as kickin’ back and tanning….

Kelly Bensimon and Tinsley Mortimer in Bikinis Together – Attack of the Useless
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Kanye West’s Insanity Never Ceases to Amaze Me
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Live Web Cam Sluts, From Me To You
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A Dog’s Dream Comes True
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Epic Pee Prank
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Coco Brings Her Tits To Miami Beach
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The 10 Most Ridiculous Celebrity-Inspired Video Games
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Demi Moore Left Rehab to Go on Vacation. Oh Good.
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Gotta Love a Brunette in a Barely There Bikini
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Free Cam Shows Are a Ray of Sunshine on an Otherwise Cloudy Day
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HOt Blonde and Her Fave Toy
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100 Steamiest Swimsuit Pics in Sports
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Flashing Fun at a Parking Lot
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Jessica Alba Panty Upskirt
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Maliah Michel is Putting on a Show
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Can Someone Please Tell Me WTF is Happening at This Party? – VIDEO
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Lingerie Lovely: Stefanie Nazoyan
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Imogen Thomas Windy Panty Upskirt. Click On The 1st Pic For The Complete Gallery
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More On Lindsay Lohan’s Shitty SNL Appearence
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Happy Birthday Eva Mendes! See Her Sexiest Looks (PHOTOS)
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Sofia Vergara And The 4 Stages Of Gas
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Well Hello Raquel Zimmerman
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Gotta Love a Semi Asian Hottie
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Candice Swanepoel 4 Bare Necessities
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HOt Slut of the Day
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She’s Having a Blonde Moment
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Take It Off! Celebrities That Loooove Stripping And Giving Lap Dances On Stage [Videos]
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Lesbian Bathroom Fun – VIDEO
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Spider-Man XXX: Top Notch Porn Parody Rocks Our World
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Gotta Love Girl on Girl Action
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Candice Swanepoel – Victoria’s Secret Bride Collection 2012
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I Love a Sexy Lady in a Long Dress
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Alessandra Ambrosio Promotes Philips “Satin Perfect”
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How About a Sexy Chick On AIM? – VIDEO
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Lucy Vixen Takes Off her Costume
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Kelly Bensimon Creepy Old Lady Bikini Body. But I’d Still Fuck Her
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Jordan Carver Will Make You Excited About Baseball
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HOw Not to Drive Your Lambo
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Heidi Klum is a Single MILF
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Amber Tamblyn Pretended to be Amber Rose to Fuck With Tyrese and the Story is Fucking Hilarious
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Brittney Palmer Pimps Her Playboy Issue… With An Onslaught Of Uber Sexiness!
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Olivia Munn Hacked Nude Pics
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Dam Destruction
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Animal House Musical in the Works 30 Years After Belushi’s Death
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Snooki And Her Sloppy Tits
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Selena Gomez Showing Off Sweet Ass Cheeks
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Build a Private Amusement Park for their Spoiiled Shitty Kids
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A Different Kind of BMX
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Christina Hendricks Hacked Tittie Pics
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Miranda Kerr Fuckable In These Candid Bikini Pics
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Jordan Carver Stupid TIts Play Tennis
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Taylor Swift Bikini
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Imogen Thomas Upskirt
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Kelly Bensimon Freaking me Out
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Kendra Signing some Nasty Ass
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Rachel Hunter Bikini TOp
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Kate Upton Walks the Runway with her TIts
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Today’s smutMEET
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Filipino Nymph Likes It Hard
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Lippy Cam Girl
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Fake Agent Nails Inspiring Actress
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PROJECT X FAT DUDE PORN CAREER
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2012

05

Mar

J.Lo’s Hard Nipple Bikini Pics of the Day

Here are some pics of some hard nippled J.Lo with her trophy rebound boyfriend trying to redeem herself for getting knocked up by that weird looking dude….while boosting her ego that she’s still got it cuz she’s J.Lo and can fuck anything….in some kind of mid-life crisis that I’m sure homie is appreciating….cuz J.Lo as annoying as she is is still worth a fuck….and homie better be hoping those tubes aren’t tied so she can be K-Fed…..if you know what I mean…set for life…..and he can pretend she’s the most beautiful woman in the world according to People magazine…..she does….even though we all know it was paid for…


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Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2012

05

Mar

Selena Gomez Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

She’s no longer a sex offender, but she still looks like a girl I can sex offend…I was never a true school sex offender with a teen fantasy…I was also ok banging anyone over 18 who are small and tight rockin a body like a 15 year old….it happens….just make sure they are under 27 cuz 27 is both the year celebs with drug addictions die and the year girls start planning getting knocked up….cuz I know all women may be crazy….but teenager must be he fucking worst….all confused about their periods and unable to suck dick proper….that’s why sex offenders never made sense to me…there are so many tiny hot pussies out there with some mileage…it’s better lik that….I mean just look at this Gomez booty pop….amazing.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2012

05

Mar

The Fat Nerdy Dude From Project X’s Did Porn of the Day

His name is Jonathan Daniel Brown….and I guess before being in Project X the American Pie for this generation…with a storyline that reads like this:

3 high school seniors throw a birthday party to make a name for themselves. As the night progresses, things spiral out of control as word of the party spreads.

He’s the fat nerdy guy….who was in a Bangbros movie prior to his new found fame….and I have had the unfortunate, yet entertaining opportunity to see a clip of it….and even upload it for you to see it…cuz knowing what a dude in your new favorite movie’s dick look like may not change lives, or ruin lives, or even make life better…but it’s entertaining….and that’s really what we’re here for….


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2012

05

Mar

Sara Jean Underwood Greased Up Hard Body of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood was a tight bodied Playmate of the year who didn’t need fake tits…but who got fake tits…to give her natural tits some shape and attitude pretty much making them perfect tits…even though anyone with 5k and insecurity and a willingness to get cut open for the sake of vanity can have …. so it’s not all that impressive…but what is is that she didn’t go trashy and get DD cup beach balls that were the reason I always hated fake tits….

See, before Decemeber…I had only experienced massive implants and hated them….but Santa came early for me this past year and showed me what a B-Cup implant was all about…perfection….leading me to realize that implants save shity tits….they can be magical…if if they are full of shit….

The other thing good about Sara Jean besides her smart implant choices, hard body, ability to pretend to be Ryan Seacrests GF before becoming the new Olivia Munn manipulating the nerds everywhere…while providing them with masturbation FODDER from her past stint with Playboy that got her famous in the first place…cuz if you’re 19 with a dream…that’s an easy way to make it happen if you’re willing to get naked sluts…….. is her pussy ….The thing is fucking spectacular…possibly hardly used…and that just makes her irritating behavior so acceptable…


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Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood

2012

05

Mar

Mila Kunis is Amazing in April 2012 Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

There are a few girls in Hollywood who I don’t hate….Mila Kunis is one of them…

She doesn’t do anything annoying…she’s not an attention seeking cunt…but most importantly she’s pretty fucking hot…and that may be why I like her cuz when a bitch is hot…it kinda cancels out how annoying, unstable, or stupid she is…it kinda carries them and blinds guys like me from their horrible core….

Sure she was banging a Culkin for a decade and may have even been married to him…leading me to think she probably got herpes or AIDS from him…and even that doesn’t matter…cuz when there’s an end to a long term relationship comes a flood of slutting out that I always like to try to throw my penis in front of….

She’s in Harper’s Bazaar and she’s looking pretty ok to me….tainted by Culkin AIDS or not cuz I’m not fucking her….and even if I was I doubt I’d be too phased by it…

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2012

05

Mar

Jaime Pressly Ripped Bikini Body for Twitter of the Day

I never really loved hard bodied, fit girls….until I got fucked by one….see I’m a fat fuck and I have the athletic ability of a pile of sewage laying in your bed after a night of hard partying….so I need to find eager girls who like or are getting paid to make me cum to just bounce on me like little sex machines….

I can’t even consider fucking fat chicks, or even chubby chicks cuz they just don’t exist to me….I don’t even see them when they walk by me so asking for a blowjob can’t happen….And the skinny, anorexic, drug addicted girls I used to run after because fat repulsed me…are just too weak to make me cum….even average bodied girls don’t have the stamina for this desensitized soul….It takes athleticism to make me cum, I should be an olympic sport….

Sure their biceps, abs and backs make me think “am I fucking a teenage boy” If they stop bouncing on my dick long enough for me to notice….. and their muscular skin is hard enough to chip a tooth on…..but ripped girls are just better…and age better….especially after birthing children and Jamie Pressly is proof….even if her fake titties are hanging weird off her real strong pecs…

Posted in:Jaime Pressly

2012

05

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

You know the stepNEWS is my favorite….because it is relevant to our lives…as it features those who walk amongst us…while all these celebrity idiots live in an insular, spoiled, fantasy world that only matters because they think it does…by celebrating their work and shoving it down our throats since they control the media…..while the news is the core of how fucked we all really are…you know the actual effects of all this trash that exists…so here it is…

VIDEO: Grizzly bear charges at hikers
Some hikers in Alaska had a scary encounter with a grizzly bear and captured it on video.

Rapper Young Buck’s girlfriend grazed by bullet in SUV
Metro Police said Young Buck’s girlfriend was grazed by a bullet while riding in a vehicle driven by the rapper early Sunday morning. Buck’s girlfriend, Kenyetta Rainey, was hit once in the shoulder.

Man Robs Gas Station With Candy Bar
The clerk says the suspect walked up to the counter and said quote ‘you’re being robbed’ then handed over the candy bar. The suspect stole cash from the register and then ran away.

NJ Pharmacy Gives Kids Cancer Medication In Pill Mix-Up
A Chatham, New Jersey pharmacy accidentally gave children cancer medication instead of chewable fluoride tablets for 10 weeks.

Mom Lets 4-Year-Old Son Drive Car Because God Was Guiding Her
A Texas mother let her 4-year-old son drive her SUV because she just wanted to have a ‘good time’ and was guided by God. She then led police on a chase running red lights and blowing through stop signs.

Armored truck guard killed partner, stole $2M, DA says
More than $2 million is missing from an armored car in Pittsburgh, and a missing guard is wanted for allegedly killing his partner in the process of robbing the truck.

Texas Girl Scouts Chase Down & Punch Cookie Thief
A thief tried to take off with money from a Girl Scout Cookie sale, but the Scouts weren’t giving up without a fight. The suspects got away and the girls are left angry.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

05

Mar

Miley Cyrus Wedgie Ass in Shorts of the Day

One of my favorite things for as long as I can remember is watching girls picking their wedgies…I don’t know if it is the idea of their fingers being so close to their assholes…or if it is the whole idea of their pants rubbing hard against their anus…but for some reason…wedgies are fucking porn to me….it’s the whole slapping of underwear elastics coupled with the awkwardness of how it must feel to have so much fabric wedged between your ass cheeks…that just makes it a glorious thing to watch….what makes it even better is that girls don’t even get phased by wedgies…and aren’t ashamed of them as they should be…you know there’s no…”Oh my, my pants are so far up my asshole I feel them tickling my insides, I should go handle this in the bathroom”…it’s right there, out in the open, fingers digging….and they happen in all publc places, from the grocery store, to the fanciest restaurant…. all the fucking time…it is one of society’s great pleasures…and we have human ass cheek design to thank for that….

So here’s Miley Rocking Wedgies Hard…


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

05

Mar

Selena Gomez: “Sex Offender who Looks Like You Could Sex Offend Her” Titties in Little Shorts of the Day

Beiber is 18. She is no longer a sex offender…..but it’s safe to say Selena Gomez was getting an AIDS test in these pics, because like all sex offenders, she’s a little dirt bag…

I’m thinking she doesn’t know what she’s let inside her unprotected this past 6 weeks….and since Beiber is 18 and they are now ready to fuck…she has to make sure she’s clean as to not taint him with her Disney historical sex partners that helped make her famous….

Or maybe it’s just hard out there for a girl who has to pretend to fuck a homosexual teen….and who sometimes fucks a homosexual….who was fucked by an older, blacker homosexual….before she ever got into the mix….you just never know who from the bath house of Usher’s life will re-surface in Bieber’s semen dripping out of Gomez.


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Posted in:Selena Gomez

2012

05

Mar

Kelly Bensimon’s an Old Lady in a Biikini of the Day

Kelly Bensimon is a gold digging bitch who married Elle Macpherson’s fashion photographer ex-husband…..she has BEEN IN PLAYBOY ….but more importantly on that Real Housewives smut that propelled her into a level of fame where she can pay paparazzi to follow her around and take pics of her in her bikini like she was Elle Macpherson too….only 20 years too late….

I know very little about her, but I appreciate how she kept his Moroccan last name…it is probably what got her into events and eventually on TV….making her some hard bodied mom with fake tits we’d all probably fuck….but only to gold dig like she gold dug before us…that I can’t really understand why anyone would care about…becuase I’ve seen that housewife show and no matter how rich those twats are…they are pure – self involved – trash…that I wish would disappear or at least use their husband’s money to not be such plastic surgery doctored messes with no real fucking purpose or substance….even when they get in bikinis…cuz they are old.


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Posted in:Kelly Bensimon

2012

05

Mar

Nipples on Youtube of the Day

I used to waste my time proving to the world that Youtube was nothing but a porn site….cuz I’m an investigative journalist…..and because Youtube a billion dollar, money making site that more people probably jerk off to than don’t….but no one cared…cuz you were all the people jerking off to youtube fetish videos….

So it never got picked up by the mainstream media and I didn’t become famous or win a Pullizter….I never got put on a panel for CNN discussing my findings….and figured I appreciated all the fetish videos, why complain or expose this secret money making society….

But that was until today…when I came across this fashion video…that’s boring as fuck…but that has some nipples in the shit…because model tit for fashion is porn to me…and according to every ad agency who won’t sell an ad for this site….porn to them too…unless it is in fashion mags or on youtube….cuz the advertising world is confused that tits are pornography….sometimes….and that’s the big roadblock between me and my private fucking jet….

Posted in:Youtube Porn