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2012

17

Aug

Teen Mom Farrahs Music Video of the Day

I don’t watch TV, because I hate being reminded how shitty humanity is, at least how shitty American media and the people it exploits are…

You know, all filled with trash, smut….

The kind of sensationalism that is so pathetic and obvious and void of substance or creativity that makes TV networks scramble for hits, willing to give shit like Honey Boo Boo’s bikini waxer his own franchise of shitty TV..

Polluting the brains of everyone…but giving people something to talk about at the water cooler while wasting away for the man like drones….brainwashed, and controlled…

It is the devils work….

Teen Mom is one of those scripted reality show like all other scripted reality shows…filled with trash….and now one of the trash stars people look at and say “thank god that’s not me, but let me make a brand out of her while hating her, making her money and being the actual joke in the equation cuz I do it for free”…..is releasing an album…

By the sounds of it…which are horrible sounds….it is a joke….but I’m posting it anyway, cuz this is the American Dream….you bunch of fucking freaks.

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2012

17

Aug

Miranda Kerr Giving a Vitamin B 12 Shot in Her Bra Video of the Day

I used to waste my times compiling stupid LISTS OF FETISHES FROM YOUTUBE …cuz I was trying to make a point that Youtube is a fucking porn site and that more people jerk off to Youtube than they do to my site….but youtube is a billion dollar company and I was able to buy a McDonald’s combo and a 40 from my earnings last month…representing the underbelly of the internet that people jerk off to all sites….at least once…the internet is sleazy….

One of those fetishes was hot chicks injecting needles, so I know this Miranda Kerr for Terry Richardon video is nothing original, because nothing Hollywood Terry Richardson does is original, but it is still Miranda Kerr jacking up a dude with a needle…annd that doesn’t need to be original to give boners….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Videos

2012

17

Aug

Morning Hangover of the Day


I may hate lesbians because lesbians hate me….and because lesbians have small dick syndrome….and because lesbians are built like fucking tanks…but I don’t hate all lesbians….like the teen lesbians I saw tickling each other in the park, kissing and touching, like some inexperienced lesbians learning the lesbian way cuz lady gaga told them they were born this way and the hormones in the milk confused their gender roles…because those lesbians gave me a fucking boner.

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3D Chalk Art Amazingness – VIDEO
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Previewing Best NFL Cheerleader Calendars
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WTF Photo of the Day
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And THAT’S Why You Don’t Want to Get Bitten By a Snake – VIDEO
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Olivia Wade (NSFW)
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Mila Kunis Begged Macaulay Culkin To Go To Rehab While On A Boat With Ashton Kutcher
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Tania Funes is One Hot Amateur (NSFW)
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The 50 Best Hang-Out Spots in Video Games
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Free Cam Shows Help You End Your Week Off Right (NSFW)
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You Don’t See a Slut with Braces Everyday (NSFW)
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70-year-old Dude Skydives 70 Times on 70th Birthday
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Lyna is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Real Life Iron Man
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2012

16

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Failed Pick-Up Line of the Day….

I will fuck you like I was your creepy molesting stepdad and you’re 5….you know til you can’t wank and it hurts to make poopoo….

I’m so romantic.

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Amy Childs Has Got Some Fake Tits
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This Picture of Cory Feldman Doing the Sheen With Whores is Amazing
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Marion Cotillard Hot in Elle
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25 Most Stylish Women in Sports
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Korean Cheerleader Dance Ridiculousness
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Miley Cyrus Is A Fucking Pig. Here’s Why…
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Dave Mustaine From Metallica Has Lost His Damn Mind
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Shia LeBouef Doesn’t Like Ass Play or Something
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Japanese Game Show Amazingness of the Day – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Canadian Actresses You Should Know About
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AJ Michalka’s Hot Bikini Tweet
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Carrie Underwood Short Shorts
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Shannon is Sexy in a Corset (SEMI NSFW)
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Teen Debbie Enjoys the Great Outdoors (NSFW)
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WTF video of the Day Bar Mitzvah Edition – VIDEO
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Mylie Bryce is One Exotic Beauty (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, My Gift to You (NSFW)
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The 20 Worst Epic Fail GIFs
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Sarah Summers is Red Hot in Black and White (NSFW)
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Web Cam Hottie is Filling Up All Her Holes (NSFW)
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The 25 Most Stylish Women in Sports
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Meet Teddy the Asshole Cat – VIDEO
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Boob Reveal GIF Just Keeps Going Forever and I Love It (NSFW)
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A Couple More Olympic Nip Slips
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Never Thought Pandas Could Be This Sexy (SEMI NSFW)
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Jessica Biel is So Dull
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Happy Birthday, Madonna! The Material Girl’s 22 Most Controversial Moments (PHOTOS)
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Cockput View of a Plane Crash, Yikes!
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Which Reality Star Woman Has The Best Body?…You Decide!
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How About a Little Amateur Action? (NSFW)
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I’d Like to Be All Over Enza (NSFW)
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Butthole Tattoos: The Final Frontier
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I Love Seeing a Babe in a Romper
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Ladies Who Attended Samsung’s Galaxy Note 10.1 Launch Party
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Damn Busty Webcam Teen
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Doutzen Kroes in Miami in a Bikini
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Lea Michele’s Character Still Dresses Like A Toddler On Glee
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Race Car Star Spangled Banner
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Move Over Kim K. There’s A New Ass In Hollywood Begging To Be Fucked
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Doutzen Kroes Bangable Bikini Ass. I’d Like To Smell Her Thong!
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How do you know this is a Russian Dog
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Jennifer Lawrence Has Big Tits
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5 Guys Burgers and Fries Review Autotuned
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Irina Shayk in a Tight Dress
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Elisabeth Harnois Tights
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Tulisa Contostavlos in a Tight Dress
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Charisma Carpenter in a Tight Dress
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Carrie Underwood Legs
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Teresa Palmer is Hot in Pink
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Nicole Scherzinger White Dress
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Eva Longoria Tight Dress
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Sarah Harding Legs
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Jessica Biel In Titties and Legs
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Olivia Thirlby
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Hilarious
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Hazing Bitches to Teach Them a Lesson is Amazing
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Big Breast Nurses
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Drunk and Horny Party Girls.
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GIRLS USING WEBCAMS – GETTING NAKED FOR FREE – CUZ THEY HAVE DADDY ISSUES
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2012

16

Aug

Barbara Palvin is Amazing for Fashion Issue of the Day


Barbara Palvin is a model and she’s awesome. She’s 18. She’s already booked shit like Victoria’s Secret and she’s from some third World communist war torn country….making me wonder how at 18 she has already come so far and with so many girls competing with her….leading me to think the modeling world is fully mafia run and corrupt….cuz when I was 18 I wasn’t making millions in other countries…I was too busy jerking off for that….something I’ve never stopped being too busy doing….and that I may or may be doing right now…to some 18 year old Hungarian model fully clothed in pictures….here are the pics.

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2012

16

Aug

Hofit Golan in a Weird Upskirt of the Day


Hofit Golan doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things. She has 1000 twitter followers and thus no one gives a fuck about her….She’s tryig to be Israel’s Paris Hilton, but I am sure she’s hated and that cry for attention explains the reason she’s flashing her panties from various angles at some premiere the other day….cuz like so many bottom feeding whores before her…including her idol, Paris Hilton, she knows the media and paparazzi are there so it is time to make noise in the form of panty….to get noticed by someone…it’s hardly exciting…but I am posting it anyway…

Horrible…


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2012

16

Aug

Charisma Carpenter in a Pink Dress of the Day

Charisma Carpenter is some grandmother aged actress who was in Buffy the Vampire Slayer….and I am only posting her pics for he grandfather aged virgin nerds on the site who used to jerk off to her while imagining her as their wife….cuz I know that your virgin loser status makes you pretty committed to the object of your desire – even 20 years later….loyalty….

The funny thing about Charisma Carpenter is that she was almost raped by Henry Hubbard Jr a serial rapist….and involved in his convinction…which probably isn’t that good of a thing to any of you rapists who hate bitches who tell on you…but it makes me think she may be open minded to living out some rape fantasies from her youth….cuz all almost rape victims love revisitng that shit…while all rape victims usually go lesbian…

Either way, she’s still kinda hot, despite her age…but I blame her vagina for making me think that.


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2012

16

Aug

Lana del Rey for H&M of the Day

I am on the fence about this Lana De Rey bitch….I mean I’d obviously fuck the shit out of her til she can’t walk if given the chance…because she has a vagina…and that’s all I require for choosing who to sex 98 percent of the time….the other 2 percent of the time I just freestyle (ladyboys)….

I think her music is a scam, her career a sham…she’s just a rich kid with a dad willing to invest to keep her off the streets and humiliating the family…you know channel her weirdness into something bigger than life….even her weirdness is just typical rich kid weirdness that leads to hipsterism, trust fund millionaires, in 4,000 dollar a month artist lofts, doing pure cocaine all day, cuz that street shit cut with glass is for real artists….

But I’m not bitter, I don’t really care about her commercial hustle, or that she’s riding the wave of her youtube hits…I just think sex tape is always the better strategy than corporate spokesmodeling….

So I’m not sure if she’s hot or not, but her lips would be fun to fuck, all numb and unhuman…. I’m posting the pics for H&M anyway…

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2012

16

Aug

Doutzen Kroes Interracial Bikini Pics of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is the biggest DJ Whore of them all…partially because she’s a massive human being a model and all, you know cuz Models are always pushing 6 feet and broad…but mainly cuz she married some black DJ and had his baby, that she luckily bounced back from, with a rockin, ripped body, that usually doesnt happen to normal woman cuz they throw their sex appeal away, while she knows she has to maintain the shit, otherwise homie will just knock up other models while she’s at home eating ice cream…..but more importantly…that Victoria’s Secret will fire her cuz they don’t like fat chicks…which is a good thing for me…but in this Politically Correct, Bully Free World….that shit is unacceptable and I should recruit a fat chick coalition publicity stunt….lingerie is for fat people too….brought to you by DrunkenStepfather….the site who hates fat people but loves going up against big business….for press….kinda thing…


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2012

16

Aug

NYPD Shoot a Dog of the Day

I have a dog, I consider him my only real friend or at least the only person I like, so seeing the jacked up, power hungry, power tripping NYPD cops shoot this dog makes me really fucking mad…I don’t care what their hot head, quick fire reasons are, I don’t care about September 11th or that they all think they are fucking heros….they are evil people and they need to be fucking punished for their crimes on an innocent dog who was just being loyal to its master….

I fucking hate people….especially when they fuck with dogs. This video is the fucking worst.

Posted in:Videos

2012

16

Aug

Kate Moss Hangs Out With Her Daughter for the First Time Ever and I Have Proof of the Day


In the decade I have been running this site, I have done a lot of Kate Moss posts, I find her hot and more importantly, I liked her rockstar lifestyle….

I always found it funny to laugh at her dating a heroin addict crackhead singer in a band who you know had herpes, meaning she has herpes too, herpes she probably had long before thanks to fucking everyone…life as a top modle making millions….

I always found it funny that when she was out being topless on luxury yachts, coked up and living like a party slut, that she had a kid, a kid she was never shot with, cuz her kid was somewhere else being raised by staff or some shit…

But finally, they are together, it what may be the first time.

Deadbeat, luxurious, party slut mothers you don’t know are mothers cuz of all the blow on their faces at 5 am….are the best.


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2012

16

Aug

Miley Cyrus is a See Through Sea Punk from the Future of the Day


Sea punk is some weirdness I’ve accidentally walked into at bars that are like goth, hippie, hipster weirdos with street punk hairstyles, outfits from the future, men who look like women and women who look like men, that I guess has trickled down into Miley’s hollywood, candy coated world, and that she’s channeled in her own style that everyone is falling in love with, and that I only care about cuz it involves legs, shorts tights, see through shirts and a fit young skinny body I want to K-Fed….

She’s amazing…

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2012

16

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Chick Bikini of the DAy


These Kim Kardashian bikini pics for twitter are amazing…cuz Kim Kardashian is wearing a fat chick bikini you see middle aged women wear cuz their stomachs are as toned as a slaughted animal on the side of the road in an african village during a famine….ravaged and abused…you know one of those outfits they think compliments their bodies but really looks like fucking hell….or like bitch is into infantilism and trying to cover her adult diaper that in Kim Kardashian’s case is actually made of fat and not Pampers….and her incontenience of bladder control leakage is usally in the form of being peed on by Ray J in sex tapes that launch her career….a career that shouldn’t have ever happened….

She looks horrible. I dare you to try jerking off to this…unfortunately, I’ve jerked off to worst…and know you can pull this one off….that doesn’t make her any less disgusting!

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

16

Aug

Kate Upton Hiding her Gut for Twitter of the Day


Kate Upton posted these pics to twitter….she’s a bikini model who I call a fat chick in training….because she’s really a fat chick in training…and I think she realizes that her gut is catching up to her tits…skinny legs or not…she’s sloppy….cuz why else would she be posting pics from the belly button up…this is some Secret Internet Strategy….that I’ve been tricked by so many times to know it when I see it….but at least she’s got awesome sized tits and a loyal fan base….and more importanlty a few more years before actually turning into Anna Nicole Smith…

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2012

16

Aug

Elaine Alden – New York Knick’s Landry Fields’ Groupie Pussy Pics of the DAy


I love no name groupie pussy who gold dig their way onto the cock of professional athletes, cuz professional athletes tour all kinds of cities, have more money than they know what to do with and and end up in bars and hotels in all kinds of cities, where they meet all kinds of sluts they would otherwise never meet who work as bar maids, bottle service girls and party sluts….and spot opportunity…but it take s certain kind of opportunist cocktail waitress slut to turn it all around and make motherfucker call her his gf so that she can call her low level self a model in hopes one day she’ll get booked as a model to help pay off her implants…I mean unless her scam to get knocked up by the motherfucker works first….

Her name is Elaine Alden and these are her self shot pics for the internet….She’s Hot. I’m in Love.

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