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2012

08

Jun

Miley Cyrus Hard Nipple Cutting Herself of the Day

I fucking love damaged girls….so whether hard nipple Miley is putting on a stunt or making a joke about being a cutter, or is actually a cutter, I am sold….You see cuz a girl who cuts herself…is a girl for me….molested, experienced, depressed, insecure, self-hating and all the fucking good stuff I look for in a woman because I know they’ll be easy to manage, further destroy and help breakdown to an even darker place…cuz the more fucking tormented and damaged, the better the sex….that’s why so many guys put up with headaches from crazies…often time it’s worth it….even if it always ends horrible…

Sane, stable, secure, happy and positive bitches ruin all…..plus they usually aren’t down to sleep with someone like me, so I was kinda thrown into the damaged woman market head first and I’m happy here…

Thanks Miley….


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2012

08

Jun

Coco’s Big Fake Fucking Tits of the Day

Coco has a sour fucking face even though her whore fucking ass has won her the fucking lottery….you see cuz girls are fucking moody cunts…who do not get the simple fucking fact that their husband’s success is not their success…or that their husband can find a much more pleasant girl who treats him like a fucking king instead of dealing with some spoiled entitled cunt…..

Seeing a bitch all moody, whether on her period, whether in a bad mood cuz she caught him checking out a less disgustingly thick, fake, pile of garbage, just makes me mad for all men out there who put up with bullshit from chicks they think they love, who they support and who aren’t treated like the king of the house that they are supposed to be treated as, especially when bitch isn’t contributing shit and just milking the motherfucker in exchange for sex….insane…..


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2012

08

Jun

Selena Gomez and Her Little Implants in Elle of the Day


I do posts on Selena Gomez all the fucking time…partially cuz she’s built like a 12 year old even with her perky subtle and amazing fake tits….but mainly cuz she was a sex offender, assuming she banged Bieber, even up the ass with a strap-on while using her for marketing purposes…so she’d likely be freaky and into roll playing some babysitter, school teacher, camp councillor fetishes….something most girls love, but never want to play out, cuz they hate knowing or being reminded they were at their hottest when they were 16….something Selena Gomez and her Disney Hormone supressants they call “Project Peter Pan” doesn’t need to worry about cuz she’s only gonna look 16 in a few decades…

She’s in Elle and she looks good.

Posted in:Photos|Selena Gomez

2012

08

Jun

Michelle Suppa and Jennifer Nicole Lee in American Curves of the Day

I love fit girls…but I hate overly fit girls….but would probably take overly fit girls over fat girls….depite their enlarged clits….because fit girls are strong enough to bounce on cocks for 30-60 minutes thanks to all the power squats and cardio they do in the gym….but more importantly these fit girls always have fake tits….you just gotta see past the fucking faces that look like dudes…and embrace the sex drive the high testosterone gives them….because it is better than a pile of shit fat girl you have to do all the work on and she still has risk of stroke just laying there – it’s more disgusting than some mucles…..cuz sloth behavior and laziness and overeating on a woman is disgusting….

That said, Michelle Suppa and Jennifer Nicole Lee are two low as fuck level bitches who love attention and are clearly gym rats…and they are in a magazine called American Curves showing off muscle…

Posted in:Jennifer Nicole Lee|Michelle Suppa|Photos

2012

08

Jun

Ashley Tisdale’s Window into her Titties of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is someone I hate for no reason other than she thinks she is hotter than she is – you know cuz she has the whole support staff she pays to tell her she is hotter than she actually is….when in reality someone should notify her that her horrible face ruins everything…everything except her fit body…that if she maintains…will take precendence over her face as all the other 40 year old hot faces get fat, sloppy, married and disgusting….you see cuz a hot body does go a long way…but not quite long enough for Tisdale…cuz she’s fallen off the map, not important or getting work, coasting and hoping someone will hire her again…..

But luckily, she finally got invited somewhere in Vegas, because Vegas will inviite any celeb D through A to their events…and in turn went nuts on dressing as hot as she could and ocumenting the experience…cuz no one ever invites some has been Disney trash with a busted up, broken down face to events, even if she’s got herself a fit body to events…at least not as much as she’d like them to – so it is time to celebrate….


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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Photos

2012

08

Jun

Jennifer Aniston’s Big Old Maid Cleavage at some Event of the Day

Jennifer Aniston’s 45 year old, probably menopausal tits still look awesome, I guess that’s what surgery, good bras, and/or not having babies destroy your pussy, do to you…..unfortunately for her, tits aren’t enough for a motherfucker to stick around….even her hot body isn’t enough for a motherfucker to stick around….cuz hot tits come in a whole assortment of shapes, sizes and women who aren’t fucking snob, cunt, high maintenance divas who dont get that being a show like Friends was just lucky and its success, even though it made her 100s of millions, had nothing to do with her hard fucking nipples….there’s just something about her face I want to fucking punch, but luckily….who needs to look at her fucking face…when in dresses like this.


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2012

08

Jun

Charlize Theron Hot in Marie Claire France of the Day

Charlize Theron is the OG South African HIV Probable pussy I wanted to fuck…She was the gateway HIV Probable Pussy to others like Candice Swanepoel….both all tall, lean, blonde and making it in America…

She’s in Marie Claire France, in a sheet, looking like she just got fucked either willing or unwilling, at least that’s what I think of when I see a bitch in a sheet, unless I am in a Morgue, but unlike gay porn stars, and possiblyCharlize Theron’s mother who kileld her father, dead bodies aren’t porn to me, so I’m gonna stick with the original ignorant interpretation of this photoshoot that lacks nipples…but that is still kind of hot to those of us who have her 1999 Playboy pictures laminated and in our masturbation folder…..not that I have a masturbation folder filled with print ups of hot sluts, but I am sure some of your freaks do….Who cares…..

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2012

08

Jun

Shay Mitchell See Through Shirt of the Day

Her name is Shay Mitchell – I don’t think I’ve heard of her before – but apparently she is on a show called Pretty Little Liars….but more importantly, since this is a Canadian based website, she fullfills my legal obligation to feature Canadian pussy 20 percent of the time, cuz this Shay Mitchell bitch, all half Filipino and destined to clean houses for rich Jewish families who disrespect her before landing some acting and modeling jobs thanks to the Irish half of her…..is from Canada….which is weird, because I’ve never met her, not even at our annual Igloo Dogsled party, I guess she was too busy for our icelands…being all famous and bullshit…fame she’s maximizing by wearing see through shirts….cuz see through shirts make people notice you!


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2012

08

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Hot See Through Dress of the Day

There was some fashion event a few days ago, or even last week, that I didn’t bother paying attention to, despite loving models….mainly because the fashion industry doesn’t embrace me as a fashion site, they don’t give me the million dollar ad deals, and they don’t invite me to their bullshit….but I do love models…so I can’t boycot the shit…even though I should for the disrespect they show me….especially when the hottest bitches, like Candice Swanepoel HIV Probable thanks to getting fucked up the ass when she was 14 but the slaves on her South African Farm….show up showing some nipple in a see through….Solid fucking performance that puts her photoshopped for the Christians Victoria’s Secret campaigns to fucking shame…good times


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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Photos

2012

08

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I found a new seduction strategy for facebook, you know since it is the ultimate online dating site, getting high school lovers back in contact to cheat on their wives and husbands for personal gratification…

I find a hot pic of a girl from her profile, send her the link, and ask for permission to masturbate to it and whether she says Yes, No or deletes me as a friend, I follow up with “Too Late”….

It has been lots of fun….yes my life is this boring….we call it being broke and married to a pile of fat shit…..

Here are some LINKS…

Sleepwalking Dog! WTF?! – VIDEO
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Charlie Sheen Went Crazy Outside a Kings Game
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Free Cam Shows Because I Want Your Friday to Be Awesome
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Pole Dancing is Always a Great Way to Helop Start the Day – VIDEO
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Arianne Curry is Cleavagy and Playing Arcade Games
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Slutty Amateur Has Some Fun in the Sex Store
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The 10 Most Infamous Love Triangles in Music History
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2012

07

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I am going to get drunken than I normally get tonight for no reason other than all the girls are out cuz it is summer and I keep my romance to myself…I need to share it and in turn seduce the world…..before sabotaging it by insulting the bitch, getting punched by the bitch, only to puke all over myself an walk home to my fat wife topless, scared, and alone…humiliated……only to do it again…

I love summer…

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Lindsay Lohan is a Fucking Joke
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I will masturbate to Cheryl Cole No Matter How Bad She Sings
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Django Unchained Trailer
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Creepy Fucking Girl – SHE is the Worst
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25 Under-the Radar Sports Hotties
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Kristen Stewart in Vanity Fair
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Karl Lagerfeld Has Officially Lost His Fucking Mind
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Some Pretty Impressive Pool Trick Shots, I Gotta Say
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Gallery: The 25 Coolest Spaceships In Movies
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OMG! The Return Of Keeley Hazell!
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Not Sure If Jewel Fixed Her Teeth Or If She’s Doing This Shit For a Movie Role
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This Bitch Loves Money More Than Her Dignity
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Blonde Eva is Posing
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun
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WTF is Wrong With Jada Pinkettes Face
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These Four Lesbians Get It On
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25 Under-the-Radar Sports Hotties
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Bianca Beauchamp in a Mini Dress
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Alexa Chung in Short Shorts
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I Wish I Was Riding Behind This Slut
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Miley Cyrus Hard Nip Pokies at a Photoshoot
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Cheryl Cole Can’t Sing But Boy Does She Look Good
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Ahhhhhhh Emma Stone Hotness
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‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Star Ellen Pompeo Bikinis in Hawaii (PHOTOS)
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Deena Cortese is Fucking Disgusting
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Tara Reid: ‘Botched liposuction has really made me grow as a person’
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Little Kid Dances Like MJ
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Everyone Hates Kim Kardashian Hahahah
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Melisa and Celina Get It On
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Death By Threesome? Looks That Way
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How About Some Jessica Alba?
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Maria Menounos Hotness
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Now These Are Epic Web Cam Tits
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Taylor Swift is a Drama Queen
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Selena Gomez is Getting Super Hot
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Impossible Pool Trickshots
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Dressing 007
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Micaela Schaefer gets her Tits and Pussy Ready For Euro 2012
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Miley Cyrus Nip Out For The Day In Braless Shirt
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These Tits Outta Be Illegal
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This Chick Should Always Wear A Bikini
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100 Best Nicknames in Sports
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Julianne Hough Spread Her Pussy in Dance Gear
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Worst Music Video Ever
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Rihanna See Thru
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Hot Cleavage at MTV Awards
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Lohan in a Bathing Suit
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Milf Adventures
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2012

07

Jun

Micaela Schaefer Interesting Euro 2012 Outfit of the Day

I can’t decide if I love or hate this MICAELA SCHAEFER bitch.

I just know she’s hysterical in her attempts at getting noticed with these publicity stunts, and by hysterical I mean half naked and amazing…

If you are a whore…own that shit…and she probably makes more money than any of us doing this shit…nothing worse than a wasted talent working the cash at the grocery store…if only her morals and values were a little more slighted and fucked up…she could be Micaela Schefer too….it doesn’t take a genius…but it does take a little low level concept…and shit goes viral….

I still think soccer is for homos…no matter how many naked bitches you’ve never heard of they have endorsing the shit….


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2012

07

Jun

Some Nobody from The Bachelor in her Bikini of the Day

Courtney Robertson is or was on the worst fucking show of all time that suburbanites everywhere watch after work – cuz that’s what hell their shitty lives have come to…You know work all day for the man only to come home to let the man brainwash you with product you don’t need and smut programming you can talk to people at work about, even if you don’t give a fuck about them…you gotta make small talk to be a normal person….with a normal life….

The Bachelor is one of these shows…and this cunt was one of the whores fighting with other whores for fake love….and exposure to their brand..you know to get a little fame…in some ridiculously offensive bullshit I refuse to watch because even as someone with no morals…this shit is too shady for me….

That said, she’s milking it in staged pics and here they are….


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2012

07

Jun

Pregnant and Hormonal Megan Fox in a T-Shirt of the Day

There is a brief window of opportunity with a pregnancy where it is perfect…you know when you can’t knock up the bitch cuz someone else did…her belly isn’t too disgusting, it just looks like she ate too much ribs and hasn’t taken a shit….her tits all swollen and amazing and she’s bouncing on your dick like a champ cuz she’s cheating on her baby daddy and wants her money’s worth….while he is at work to deal with her depression that comes with being stuck to him for the next 18 years or longer even if they do break up – but she’s 30 and wants a baby so bad it doesn’t matter who the sperm comes from…as long as he has money to support the kid through private school …. kind of thing…

Megan Fox is at that perfect stage of the first trimester…and I like it….even if I don’t like her…


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2012

07

Jun

Hilary Swank is a Dude in Tight Pants of the Day

Anyone else jerk off in Hilary Swank’s break out performance as the Boy who Doesn’t Cry who wasn’t a boy but a girl who rocked a fake dick and short hair all lesbionic with a trimmed bush and rockin’ tits she ACE bandaged down…or was I the only one capable of ignoring her broad shoulders that got her cast to play a dude in the first place…coupled with her horse lookin’ head…cuz I was too busy focusing on the 4 second window of opportunity I call “FULL FRONTAL RAPE SCENE”….

You know there was a time when I couldn’t afford the internet and rated NC-17 movies was all the porn I had access too….I figure it’s better than jerking off to weirder shit like your mom’s soiled panties or some shit….

Either way, ugly or not, I’m digging her ass proper…fit and round is perfect enough for me…cuz I can ignore the rest of her….It really is a talent that only works if the chick isn’t fat…


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