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2011

08

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m reliving winning that model contest – even though the model contest never gave me the prize for winning……

Hi,

Help me get my face on a billboard in Times Square! It’s easy, just head to my about.me page and click “vote”:
VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE FOR ME

Remember, you can vote once a day until September 20th. Every vote counts!

Thanks,
Jesus

I am just addicted to getting in on contests I’ll never win because promoting shitty social networking sites who don’t pay me and won’t give me the prize even if I win – is my fetish….

VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE FOR ME

Tara Reid Flashing Her Belly and Showing Some Panty cuz I Love Her
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This is What Happens When You Leave Your Blow Up Doll Out in the Sun
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Live Sex Shows to Keep You Busy
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When Brooklyn Decker’s Not in Photoshoots…She’s Ugly…
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Today is National Kisss Day – So Learn How to Kiss
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Kate Winslet Hates Nude Scenes But Does them Anyway Cuz She Gets Paid Like Most Whores…
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Seal Man is Amazing
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Amy Winehouse Topless Memorial Bust
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You Know I Never Thought I Would Say This, But Way to Go Jon Gosselin
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Big Biker, Tiny Bike
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25 Female Fashion Insiders We Have A Crush On
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Lily Aldridge Will You Marry Me?
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Rosie Jones Has A Calendar
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Five Fun Sounding Techniques for Measuring Horrible Things
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I’d Like to Be All Over Megan Daniels
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The Only Free Thing You Will Get All Day Has Tits and Ass, So Be Grateful
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SKinny Girl, Huge Dildo
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50 Hottest Softball Player Pics Ever
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Rochelle Wiseman Panty Upskirt
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Marion Cotillard is Gorgeous, Plain and Simple
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Kim Kardashian Stupidness of the Day
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Nicole Scherzinger is Sexy in Red
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Imogen Thomas Hotness
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AUTUMN AND CHARLIE BRING OUT THE TOYS
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MUST SEE: Ali Lohan May Have Got Plstic Surgery and If You It’s a Fucking Disaster
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Tahiti Cora is Sexy as Always
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Rosa Acosta’s Body is Insane
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Sophia and Mandy Are Hot Together
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Supermodel Leilani Dowding Topless Beach Time
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Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Look Completely Disgusting For Once
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Nichole Has One Hot Body
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NOw That’s What I Call a Short Dress
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Maxim: Risque Business with Yvonne Strahovski
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Ever Wonder What Happens When a Can of Beans Explodes?
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Olivia Munn is Hott as Always
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BITCH FIGHT
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Bitch Hunter
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The 100 sexiest female singers in the world
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The Five Most Popular Hip-Hop Vixens
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Reese Witherspoon Hit By Car While Jogging and I Know I Shouldn’t Be Laughing But I’m Laughing Anyways
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Charlie’s Angels, Rachel Taylor Shows Some Thong Upskirt
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Christina Milian Sweet Under boob And Camel Toe
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Olivia Munn Braless And See Through
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Some Dude Hacked His Girlfriend’s Facebook Page and I Laughed….
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Kitesurfer Get Slammed into the Rocks….
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Some Smut…..Below Links are NSFW

Sucking Cock Cuz She Lost a Bet
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Amazing Amateur Sex Tape
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Sex in the Changing Room
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Some Porn Orchestra Amazingness….
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Some Nerd Loser Ruins a Fuck Session
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streaker of the Day
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Lesbian Porn Gone Bad
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Fucking on Rooftops…
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Some GF Revenge Porn
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VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE FOR ME

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

08

Sep

Solange Knowles Nasty Bikini of the Day

Me and Solange go way back. She was one of the only people using twitter back when it first started, you know because living in Beyonce’s shadow her whole life gave her a deep rooted need to be heard, anywhere she could be heard, and the twitter was apparently that answer because unwanted pregnancy and a shitty music career didn’t do shit for her.

She blocked me within the first week, along with Ashton Kutcher and pretty much every other celeb on twitter because I’m just that good at twitter and that’s why you should follow me on twitter … because lets face it…the smut I write is substantially better than the smut that is in Solagne’s bikini bottoms in these pics….it looks like she pissed herself…I hear that’s what dogs do when they get excited….so it makes sense…but I took her for more of a fucking bottom feeding pig…in what may be the biggest fucking bottoms I’ve ever seen on a bitch…cuz I guess she’s got someting to hide…something I call sloppiness…

Posted in:Solange Knowles

2011

08

Sep

Candice Swanepoel Sexy Lingerie Costumes of the Day

I guess we’re already talking about Halloween now that summer is over. That’s depressing, except that Halloween brings out the fucking sluts and not just the obvious sluts you can easily identify on the street, in the club, at school….but Halloween digs deep into a bitch to find her inner slut, leading to the most tame bitch who works the Library harder than any cock, to be half naked and I love sluts…..

I also love Candice Swanepoel, I’m sure it is real love, you know since I’ve never met her, have no interest in meeting her, and really just enjoy looking at her in picture, cuz I don’t have to hear her run her stupid spoiled model mouth, and I’ve never jerked off to her pics, cuz they are corporate and tame, but she is hot and easy on the eye and if that’s not real love, if that doesn’t define the burning emotion you feel for someone you would die for, then I don’t know what love is, but I want you to show me…but only if you have nice tits.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2011

08

Sep

Tara Reid’s Homeless Crackhead Who Has Given Up of the Day

As someone who loves crackwhores like Tara Reid loves LA and London, because I have have had some of the best sexual experiences with greasy, unshowered, haggard, women in soiled clothing….at least in terms of cost…cuz I figure skinny, emaciated, desperate, down on her luck, dirty and addicted to a variety of substances leads to more bang for my buck…so to me these pics of Tara Reid are more promising than any Red Carpet or glamorous event I’ve seen her attend, it’s even better than any VIP spring break party that hasn’t ended in the last decade she’s been caught up in, because I know under this sweatshirt are fake tits, and a hurting soul, who is going to make the wrong choices to get herself back to that happy place she was once at…and these damaged bitches always do that through sex…it’s a basic human need and only a small step away to the whoring of herself she’s used to….

Seriously, I’d totally bang Tara Reid from these pics in a back alley for 40 dollars tax in and you would too and I think that’s really what we need to focus on when we see such a mess of a human…

Posted in:Tara Reid

2011

08

Sep

Dolly Parton’s Awesome Old Lady Tits of the Day

I love me some Dolly Parton old lady tits on some Dolly Parton small frame…..Maybe it’s cuz I’m all about old country, and old country music…maybe it’s cuz I like big tits and I’m talking ridiculously big tits, but I like to think it’s most likely because I have a thing for helping the elderly…with my dick.

Posted in:Dolly Parton

2011

08

Sep

Blake Lively Hot on Set of the Day

Sure the highlight of these pictures of Blake Lively on set are the pictures of THE WIND BLOWING UP HER DRESS and showing off what looks like a pair of bike shorts, or form-fitting, contouring underwear, in what is probably the least attractive thing to see on a hard faced 20 something, because you know she’s not 45 and a mom of 3, and her ass should do okay on its own, and she should have the willingness to share it with the world…but luckily I have a dresses blowing in the wind fetish, it has actually got me laid before, cuz this busted girl I never wanted to fuck but was forced to hang out with was walking ahead of me on the sidewalk one day, and the wind blew up her skirt, showing me her ass, changing my perspective of her and her contributions to the world as a vagina owner, leading to me getting her drunk and fucking her in the bathroom while my wife was asleep in the other room….true story.

That said here are the Blake Lively hot on set pics…all Leonardo DiCaprio semen filled and ready to mingle.

To See The Wind Blowing Up Her Skirt
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Posted in:Blake Lively

2011

08

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news to get you through your day….you know to help you realize that you’re not the dumbest, weirdest, creepiest person in the country, and that if you are, you aren’t doing a good enough job of lettng the people know, you’ve kept it under the radar and off the news…which is no fun because if you’re a mental case weirdo…share it with us…make some moves…stop being a pussy.

Man Jumps on Hood of Woman’s Car, She Drives to Police Station
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Caught on Tape: Gumby tries to rob store
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Attempted Abduction of Ohio Teen Thwarted
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First commercial from Tom Brady’s UGG campaign
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Craigslist jewelry sale leads to home invasion
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SC HS Football Cheerleader Tackled on Sidelines
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Missouri Strip Clubs Fight Regulations in State Supreme Court
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2011

08

Sep

Victoria’s Secret Models in Elle of the Day

So Elle Magazine made the genius decision to get the Victoria’s Secret models on the cover of their magazine, I assume cuz Victoria’s Secret was lining up a big ad deal, and this was part of the buy, as nothing you see or read in magazines is truth, it is all paid for by corporations, but you don’t need to know that, or think about that, just look at the cleavage and tight bodies and let it blind you from how fucked our world is…

I mean did you know that up until the mid 90s, Victoria’s Secret used 16 year old girls as their models in their catalogs…I’m talking 16 year old girls in fucking lingerie for their billion dollar business….and still managed to be a billion dollar company…I mean if I started doing video of 16 year olds in Lingerie, I’d go to fucking jail….

The world is Corrupt….and the point of this post is to say, Victoria’s Secret does a better job of exploiting these women than elle does, I mean I prefer underwear to clothes, and really this should be a partnership with Playboy, or Penthouse, or any smutty site, cuz think like jerking off to those Teen Models of the early internet days, like Kate’s Playground, finally seeing them naked, after years of seeing her in her underwear, leads to real orgasms…

Here are the pics anyway…

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2011

08

Sep

Miley Cyrus for Prestige Magazine of the Day

Miley got half naked for Prestige magazine, which would have been more interesting if she wasn’t 18, or fully naked….cuz this shit is just boring.

Apparently, she told the magazine that she doesn’t understand why she’s got a “Good girl gone bad” repulation because she’s dating the same guy for 2 years, which was code for always being a bad girl, you know cuz to be a Disney girl you need to suck dick and let older men eat you out at a young age in exchange for celebrity, cuz lets face it, being Billy Ray’s daughter was filled with wealth from Achy Breaky Royalties, but not high profile enough to get the gig given to her….she had to work it for that…

Who cares. Here are the pics.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2011

08

Sep

Amber Heard from Vs Magazine of the Day


Amber Heard is a pretty obvious, coming into herself, open minded, working on being a celebrity, hipster kind of bitch who makes statements about not labeling herself as straight or gay, but just someone who loves whoever she falls in love with, and that she’s had successful relationship with men, even though they broke up and now successful relationships with women, in some fluffy give guys fantasies, make everyone like you, she’s so tapped into fucking hustle…all bi-sexual and shit…which coincidentally gets people to remember you…while I think all she had to do was continue working on pics like this, you know expand on them and take them to the next level, cuz bullshit sexuality statements bore me, while smutty pics don’t….

So here she is in some fashion/art/hipster magazine that isn’t considered porn, but high concept bullshit, even if it is just one panty slid to the side away from it.

Posted in:Amber Heard

2011

08

Sep

Evan Rachel Wood Sluts Out for Gucci of the Day

Marilyn Manson shot these ARTISTIC NUDES of Evan Rachel Wood back when he was having weird zombie, goth, vampire sex with her….even though I’m convinced the second dude gets home, he showers himself off and lives his life as Paul from the Wonder Years, because this Goth shit was all an act in a time when Goth kids needed a mainstream icon…..but I can safely assume when he brought this bitch in at 19, she was easy to mold, you know learning about herself in this scary world as a sheltered actor with a million in the bank, leading to her becoming a full of shit hipster who thinks she’s an artist with serious depth and insight, cuz that’s just how full of shit cunts are…..just go to any coffee shop, point out the lesbian, listen to her conversations and you’ll see what I mean…

Either way, here she is in some fashion artistic erotica for Gucci….

Posted in:Evan Rachel Wood

2011

08

Sep

Top Tooth Brushing Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

Youtube is the number 1 porn site on the internet and it is a public company…owned by Google and makes billions of dollars a year because people are perverts but advertisers, executives and mainstream media don’t accept that, sweep it under the rug and pretend it’s wrong and sick and not something they want their brand to be associated with in public as they’re jerking off to tranny porn and fucking their receptionists as their wives at home are fucking their trainer, gardener, carpenter, architect, living the seedy life presented as if it is the wholesome life because humans are all fucking perverts…

Here’s some toothbrushing fetish videos cuz Youtube is weird…

Some Betty Paige Looking Fetishist Sloppy Tooth Brush

Some Guy Excited for his Woman To Spit

Sexy Teen Brushing in the Bathroom…

Some Bitch Finger Brushing….cuz sometimes brushing doesn’t need a brush…just finger on enamel baby…

Tooth Brushing Bloopers that Aren’t Annoying

How About Some Teen Model Brushing Her Teeth Shit for Old TImes

That’s enough of this shit….

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

08

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

My stomach is still dying….dying so much that every sip of booze I took last night made me throw up….and I never throw up when I drink…not even when I end up hospitalized cuz I’m convulsing on the street corner midday after 36 hours of “Good Times”…..so broken stomachs are making it hard to get drunk..

Here are some links…

This Kid Can Skateboard Better Than You, But That’s Probably Easy Because You Suck at Everything – VIDEO
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Ranking the Hottest Fan from Each NFL Team
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Free Cam Shows That Will Blow Your Mind
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Ai Shinozaki is a Japanese Hottie
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Watching Toddlers Dances Makes Me Laugh But It Probably Makes You Horny, Pervert. – VIDEO
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Jenni is Sexy in Stripes
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Kelly Brooke’s Tits Are Insane
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Are True Professionals
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Why Buy a Dildo When You Can Use a Wine Bottle
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The Hottest German Women – GALLERY
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Posted in:MHD

2011

07

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I have Shat Our All My Vital Organs….at least it feels that way…There is no way I’m not dying…but at least in my dying I had a girl offer to pee in my mouth…she claimed it was an old family cure…I feel like it’s a lie…or maybe something she was brought up thinking was real because daddy liked golden showers…and I’m willing to test it out…as long as it is directly from her vagina…

That said here are my stepLINKS…

ALi Lohan Is Skinny and Hot
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Ali Lohan Also Has a New Face
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Beyonce Pregnant in a Bikini….
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Song Of the DAy
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This Celine Dion Intruder Who Took a Bath in her House is Amazing…
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Bus Driver of the Year – VIDEO
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Courtney Stodden Goes to Hollywood…Possibly Does Hollywood
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Miss Columbia is Will Be Crowned Miss Pussy of the Universe
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Live Web Cam Chicks to Waste Your Time With
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Bahara is Sexy on the Beach
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Can’t Get Enough of Ashley Hobbs
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The Hottest Women on Fall’s New TV Shows
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Abigail Clancy is Basically In Her Underwear
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How About Some Ashley Greene?
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Free Cam Shows That Will Get Your Blood Pumping
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18 Year Old Films Herself Getting Off
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Guess Who Has a Pearl Necklace?
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Top 25 College Football Rankings: Hot Alum Edition
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Tara Reid Panty Upskirt
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Scarlett Johansson Has Been Around a Lot Lately
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How About Some Minka Kelly?
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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WTF Photo of the Day
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This Cop Has Gotta Be High or Some Shit – VIDEO
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Who Would You Rather? British Beauty Edition
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Russian Man Grabs 1000 Pairs Of Breasts, All For Putin?!
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How About Some Pippa Middleton?
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Big Tittied Babe With a Glass Dick
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I Love This Angel in a Short Dress
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Irina Shayk Brings the Hotness As Always
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Awesome Teen Tits
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Kim Kardashianès Cleavage is Insane as Always
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Tess is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Michael Bay’s Girlfriend Has an Insane Ass
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Kate Upton is Topless
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Striptease of the Day
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Evan Rachel Wood Loses a Tooth
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

EXCLUSIVE: WARRIOR Movie Review
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A Billion Dollar Upskirt
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Michael Bay Has No Fucking Integrity
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TOP 10 Coolest Nationalities
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SOME SMUT:

Porn Quote of the Week “Make Me Into a Worthless Vegetable”
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Bus Trip Turned Into an Elderly Orgy
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Some Dead Animal Club Kid Sex Show
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Some Chick Bragging About Her Blowjob Skills
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Stoned College Girls
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Some Beach Cabin Changing Voyeurism
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

07

Sep

Leilani Dowding Topless at the Beach of the Day

Here is 1998’s Miss Great Britain who hasn’t done anything since being 1998’s Miss Great Britain, unless you consider having her Tits out in Miami doing something, which I do….because it’s far more rewarding than any pageant she won 13 fucking years ago….at least for me…even though she’s nothing special to look at…but nipples have a tendancy to make me want to rape. I blame animal instinct.

To See Leilani Dowding Topless on the Beach
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Posted in:Leilani Dowding