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2011

06

Jan

Mila Jovovich Tits in Some Bullshit of the Day

I wonder who really cares about this? I know I don’t.

All I can see in this other than her thick, long, intense and huge mom nipples is some reptilian lookin’ spine only this shit isn’t avatar, despite what some of you virgin losers who think your Sci-Fi RPG life is a reality might think…..

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2011

06

Jan

Jessica Szohr Body Painted of the Day

I thought this girl was on 90210 the next generation, but it turned out I was wrong, so I had the throw out my whole post on how bullshit that show is and now I have nothing to say except that if SOBE drink is body painting actresses to sell their garbage drinks and they can get those ads on TV or in magazines, why the fuck am I considered a porn site and unable to land money from these idiots when they are the ones who actually get these bitches naked for what they think is genius marketing….and maybe it is….but I don’t see how a naked bitch on gossip girl covered in paint sells drinks or even relates to what they do….but she’s naked and that’s what matters….and as I am concerned it almost is, the only thing shit is missing is a little nipple and pussy lip, I mean if you’re gonna get a bitch naked, get her fucking naked, don’t half ass the shit by making her a flesh colored latex bra and panty set to paint over so nothing gets exposed, if sexy shock value is what you’re fucking after than do it fucking right….not that I’m complaining, considering I don’t remember who or what I am posting about. It happens.

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2011

06

Jan

Victoria’s Silvstedt Bikini Pics of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt White Bikini St Barts

I hate when the only recent bikini pictures I have access to are of Victoria Silvstedt.

She’s in St Barts with her married billionaire Greek client who pays her/ finances her life, to be his mistress and that’s a respectable hustle….when you are a lazy bitch who thinks she’s hot enough to deserve the fucking world in exchange for a little fucking with a little man…it’s a good trade off….cuz the little man is just happy to have a Playboy model follow his orders cuz he knows without her she’s a desperate bottom feeding trash can….

I hate these Semi-Pro hookers who don’t think they are hookers even though they clearly are….and I hate people who think they are important because they got fake tits and naked in magazines in the 90s….and I hate when these self righteous attention whores try to sue people like me for giving them the attention they seek because they don’t like what we write about them…or they don’t like pics of them being eaten out on the beach goin’ public….and I hate Victoria’s Silvstedt.

That said, here she is in her bikini cuz nothing else is going on….and all her pics may look the same…which is probably better than any of you look in your bikinis….so I guess this is me giving credit to a 40 year old Swede who properly maintained as much as I don’t really want to ….but that could just be the white bikini talking…I’m always a victim of falling for those….

Posted in:Victoria Silvstedt

2011

06

Jan

Lady Gaga is Disgusting in Bondage Gear of the Day

lady gaga ugly

The story goes like this….Lady Gaga did a surprise gig in NYC because she’s trying to keep herself legit…and in order to be legit in her hipster fag world…you have to keep it real by not just doing the arena shows that make her millions but by doing these one-off performances in small venues to prove she’s a real artist…despite the majority of intelligent people knowing she’s just a marketing vehicle for a coporation and the only thing artist about her is her fucking mangled asymmetrical fucked up face, shit looks like Picasso made it…..

I’m just posting it because sometimes I like the bitches in bondage gear to look like accident victims down on their luck cuz after their ex boyfriend threw acid in their face they couldn’t get another job and were forced to use their handicap to their advantage by putting ads in the back of local papers to get freaks into horror movie fantasies to be their submissives…

She hardly looks human no matter how naked she gets and the only rational explanation is that she was sent here from hell to take over the world, one insecure sexually confused kid at a time…

Weird.


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2011

06

Jan

Emanuela de Paula in Vogue Brazil’s All Black Issue of the Day

Like BET, KFC Cheap Tuesday night and the fat white chick in my building with 4 kids with different dads, Vogue Brazil decided to do an All Black Model issue and I’m fuckin’ down….you see Black women are like the forbidden fruit because they won’t give me the time of day, cuz unlike black men who will fuck anything, black chicks are more into hating the white women who are stealing their men, so there’s not time for them to bed a fat, small penised Mexican….I mean I’ve been turned down by black women in bars, in stripclubs, even black prostitutes on the street, it’s like I’m in a fucking white hood or some shit that whenever a black girls sees me, her pussy is closed for business and that just makes me want one more….and I’m not talking about Halle Berry white chick disguised as black for ratings, I don’t want any of that suburban shit, I want real fucking deal, but I know I’ll never get it, so I’ll just look at these pics of Emanuela de Paula’s nipples for fashion, thinking about what coulda been if life wasn’t this hell I am living…

Posted in:Emanuela de Paula

2011

06

Jan

Sophie Monk’s Tits in Some Shit Movie of the Day

I don’t know about this Sophie Monk bitch. She’s got the face of a bull dog and as much as I like the slimy consistency of the slobber of a bull dog, thinking to myself “hmmm, I’d love to meet a vagina that does that but that doesn’t actually look like that wrinkly mess because I like my vagina like a hotel made bed, I think they call it hospital style, taught and tight, freshly starched and pressed if you know what I mean” every time I see it, I can’t figure out if I’m down with her weird face….

I just know that I do like her hustle. You know she’s from Australia and moved to America with big dreams with her big tits, ready to take on Hollywood one acting job at the time, that really just became a series of getting naked, staging bikini pics and being dumped for Paris Hilton…living the American Dream….

I also like her big tits.

Here she is in some movie I never heard of called Hard Breakers to start my bullshit day…

Bonus – Some other bitch named Jennifer Perry was in the movie….

Posted in:Sophie Monk

2011

05

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I haven’t been kicked off of FACEBOOK , so I guess I can still try to masturbate to your pics (ladies)….But I’m sure the end is near, at least I am hoping, I fucking hate the internet even though I own it…

I need new hobbies or at least better ways to entertain myself….drinking and napping gets boring….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Get Readu For Some Toni Braxton Playboy Hotness
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Nicole Kidman is Looking Semi Hot and By Semi Hot I Mean Not Like a Zombie in Some Magazine or Another
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Because Life Can Get a Little Lonely Being You (NSFW)
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Joe Jonas Sets The Record Gay I mean Straight – VIDEO
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Two Amateur Chicks Get It On for the First Time (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The 25 Biggest Temper Tantrums in Sports History
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Lea Michele Has a Hot Body But The Face, Ehhhh Not so Much
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Kana Tsugihara is the Sexy Selection
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Awesome Live Faceplant on Live to Dance – VIDEO
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This Chick Gives a Snowman a Blowjob – VIDEO
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Wind 1, Fergie’s dress 0
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And Now, The Smallest Bikini Ever (NSFW)
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She Knows How to Spend Her Alone Time (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Maria Millions Body is Completely Out of Hand
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Eva Longoria Has Moved On And Is Getting Her “Cougar” On
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I Always Love Watching Girls in Their Underwear Play the Wii – VIDEO
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Janessa’s Friend Goes to Work On Her (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Ashley Robbins is One Hot Redhead (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Sophie Mooone Flys Solo (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Victoria’s Secret Swim 2011 – VIDEO
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A Little Danni Minogue
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Cute Teen In Front Of Her Mirror (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity (NSFW)
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Some Leighton Meester Hotness
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Annnnnnd It’s Lesbo Time (NSFW)
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Hugh Hefner Admits to Not Wearing Condoms
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Some Vanessa Hudgens Cuteness
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Striptease of the Day (NSFW)
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I bet Kim Kardashian Can Shove That Whole Mic Down Her Throat
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Is Kevin Connolly Banging Eva Longoria? Probably
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Sure, Olivia Palermo Has Small Tits But I’d Still Bang Her And So Would You
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Check Out Kate Gosselin’s Cunnie Tattoo
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Marg Helgenberger Has An Ass That I’d Bang, Not So Much Her Face Though
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Emmy Rossum Is Showing Me Her Nipple
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Easy Contest Where you Can Win $250 Easy….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

05

Jan

Keira Knightley’s Tits in Some Movie of the Day

Who fucking cares….except maybe her millions of nerd fans who don’t care that she’s got small tits or that this sex scene is hardly erotic…I am embarassed to be taking part in this shit.

Posted in:Keira Knightley

2011

05

Jan

Tara Reid’s Fake Tits on their Comeback Tour of the Day

I don’t know why Tara Reid is in the media again…not that I am the media…I guess I should rephrase that…Let me start over…I don’t know why Tara Reid is on the paparazzi sites…I assume it’s because she or her boyfriend are paying them…apparently he’s got a lot of money and doesn’t mind investing into her failed career…cuz he’s landed that bitch from American Pie, sure 10 years too late, but with the right hustle, she can be a Hollywood star again….something that is good for his Euro ego….cuz it’s not everyday a European business man fucks a big for a minute Hollywood star turned party slut….and here she is showing off her fake tits in a white dress cuz she’s wholesome like that…..and I have no idea why I am going along with this….

Posted in:Tara Reid

2011

05

Jan

Melanie Brown’s Booty in Tight Pants of the Day

I’m down with booty. Nice round protruding ass with attitude that I can visualize my little penis having an intellectual debate with it while trying to enter past it’s cheeks and into the vagina, hoping three inches is enough to get close enough to the vagina to make penetration…you know negotiating various positions hoping that ass can’t overpower my manhood….but I’m not so down with Mel B….because she aged in a horrible fucking way and I can only assume her Eddie Murphey pussy has too…

Here are some pics, cuz booty is booty when you ignore the rest of the bitch.

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2011

05

Jan

Jessica Simpson Struggles to Carry her Weight of the Day

It’s got to the point in Jessica Simpson’s obesity where she needs the help of hired man to help support her, cuz her ankles can’t do it on their own…It won’t be long before she’s all diabetic with amputated feet and an electric scooter to get around her mansion, which works out perfect for me, cuz it’ll make it hard for her medicated ass to run from my sperm as I try to impregnate her so that I can later sue her for palimony…you know how it works….K-Fed style….

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2011

05

Jan

Halle Berry Ass Pumpin’ Gas In Some Tight Pants of the Day

Halle Berry was pumping her own gas, maybe she’s trying to convince us that she’s tapped into the plight of the black man, you know someone who actually works and not someone who just gets pampered and catered on hand and foot cuz she’s some multimillionaire spoiled brat high maintenance cunt…. because she’s the kind of black girl who crosses the street when a black guy is walking towards her, cuz her only contact with her black father was when he came inside her mother…but I don’t mind staring at her ass when she does it…cuz like my friend bitches in tight pants pumping gas is porn to some people….here are the pics…

Posted in:Halle Berry

2011

05

Jan

Keri Hilson’s Letting Fame Get to her Head of the Day

As a fan of Motown. This is totally fucking obnoxious behavior on Keri Hilson’s part. Trust me, I’m not an elitist or a purist, or whatever you call those nerdy hipster idiots who aim for authentic, I hardly even know any of the Motown acts I’ve listened to, and really just like the coked up acts getting beat by their husbands and fucked by their white/jewish record execs….I just know that whatever is going on in these pictures offends me for some reason I can’t explain…. maybe it’s cuz she’s taking something from the past and trying to make it her own to the idiot kids who listen to her…maybe it’s the cockiness of pretending it is halloween when she’s only had one hit song, maybe it’s her lack of her own identity, anything for attention that would be better executed in the form of a sex tape and II know this isn’t a big deal, or even worth talkin about, but I guess if you want to get off to cleavage on a bitch dressed like it was the 60s and you pretend to be the record exec who took her out of the shanty and brought her to the top so that she’s forever indebted to your dick with her mouth….here’s your chance….

Posted in:Keri Hilson

2011

05

Jan

Milou van Groesen Nude for Numero of the Day

Numero brings the naked bitches to fashion again and I’m not complaining, I think the most important thing in fashion is the fact that they get tall skinny bitches topless or naked for high art concepts that are generally not so high concept but they are high enough concept to get all the follower idiots sipping the Kool Aid and believe/investing in the bullshit…. sure Milou van Groesen looks a little like a dude, but she’s getting naked and showing her little model hipster tits, which I love, so a masculine haircut doesn’t make you queer, even if you pretend she’s your best friend growing up while jerking off to her…cuz she’s got tits…right?

Here are the pics….

Here she is doing a screen test….For those of you looking to find out more about this bitch I’ve never heard of, but who’s tits I have seen…

Posted in:Milou van Groesen

2011

05

Jan

Fergie Not in a Bikini of the Day

As far as I’m concerned this is an unfortunate outfit choice on Fergie’s part. I figure it’d be alright if this was downtown, working the streets late night, or even if shit was mid day at a restaurant everyone else was dressed conservative at, but bitch is on a resort, in the islands, living large, decompressing and detoxing from all her really hard hard work living the life of luxury, making millions for her stupid talent, so I expected more from her….whether it be tanning topless, showing off those implant scars, or in a thong bikini, or at least wet and hard nippled, it was never a shirt that look liked it got attacked by a wild animal and she had nothing else to wear over her bikini top.

This depresses me, but then again, so does everything.

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