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2011

20

Apr

Vince Neil’s Imported Stripper Tits of Love of the Day

I wonder if this relationship is based on love. Or just love for money in exchange for younger, taller, thinner, more immigrant looking tits…..

Not that any relationship is ever really based on love, it’s more hate, resentment, obligation and fear of being alone…..

But based on her tits, it’s pretty clear to me that he wants stripper tits to fuck, she wants rock and roll money attached to the cock, cuz her last boyfriend who worked the gas station with a drinking problem wasn’t rock and roll money….so the whole thing works out nicely and keeps everyone happy…

It’s the circle of life….or maybe it’s the circle of groupie pussy…I don’t know what it is a circle of, I don’t even know if it is a fucking circle…fuck you…you all know why he’s smiling, cuz he fucking won…

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2011

20

Apr

Fred Durst Hasn’t Killed Himself Yet of the Day

That’s odd, if I was Fred Durst, I would have killed myself a long time ago, you know just for being Fred Durst, but he manages to keep on going, smile on his face, shocker in hand, like he doesn’t have the ill fate of being Fred Durst…Some things in life just don’t make sense, but I guess when you have a will to live, you really defy all odds, cuz a weaker person would have given into the temptation of self-mutilation everytime someone said your name, you looked in the mirror, you pulled out your credit card, or pretty much went out in public…Maybe that’s why he’s got so much grey hair…inner torment from being Fred Durst…We’ll never know…

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2011

20

Apr

Charlize Theron Covers her Lady in Leather Pants of the Day

I’m guessing Charlize Theron covering her lady parts with her purse, is a defense mechanism in the event that these leather pants having the ability to crawl up vaginas…or maybe it’s just because she knows leather pants don’t breathe right and that the sweat and stale semen coupled with bacteria growth, herpes from when she first started her career out climbing the ladder all the way from South Africa to Playboy, and the 85% chance she has HIV according to the latest South African study, offers more than just a smog warning in her underwear, shits a fucking meltdown like it was Japan, and the purse adds that much needed protective layer…but I could be wrong, it happens sometimes…

Posted in:Charlize Theron

2011

20

Apr

Beyonce’s Bra Top To Compete with Rihanna of the Day

Here are some pictures of Beyonce competing with Rihanna for Jay-Z’s affection, without remembering that she’s Beyonce and she’s not meant to show off pretty much anything, especially not in revealing clothes….

I don’t know where her confidence has come from, maybe she’s been doing the gym…or something fat girls do when they see their husband more interested in making money off imported pussy than playing with the pussy he married….

I wonder if she’s a natural blonde….Does the carpet match the drapes….Don’t ask Jay, he’s too busy shoving his Jheri curl into hotter, younger, fresher pussy than his arranged marriage wife he’s locked himself into for business…

Who cares, this is Beyonce, why the fuck am I writing a post on her. Fuck.

Posted in:Beyonce

2011

20

Apr

The World’s Worst Most Beautiful Person’s Sloppy Stomach of the Day

Here is a picture of People Magazin’s Most Beautiful People’s abs.

Here’s more proof that People Magazine was paid off to say J.Lo was the World’s Most Beautiful person, not that you really needed proof about the shit, it was pretty fucking obvious, you know on her 40th bithday alone, that being named People Magazine’s most beautiful person was something that just would never happen to her, unless she paid….

I mean bitch is a chunky mom, who I guess let the stamp of approval get to her head, giving her the confidence to go out in a tube top you’d expect on the beach, with the craziest set of Best Buy teeth I’ve ever seen….which is clearly unrelated and I feel bad laughing at, cuz she’s just a minimum wage worker living her dream, you know giving her one perk of her job that fucking sucks, that keeps her from killing herself, but I had to point it out, cuz they are looking at me like they want to eat me, and I’m staring cuz better her teeth that J.Lo’s gut…TRUE STORY.


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2011

20

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I hate that today is 420. I hate that every idiot on Facebook friend and twitterer i follow is getting excited about the shit like they were high school boys….or right that’s because they are high school boys…No Pedophile.

I wonder if that joke converted and if it didn’t, I still hope all you 420 idiots get in trouble, arrested and prison raped…No Pedophile. I’m talking to all of you and not in sexual terms, but in you deserve to be emotionally tarnished terms….

Here are my morning links…

A T Rex Eating School Children is as Good a Place to Start Out as Any
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The 50 Hottest Brunettes in Sports
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Free Cam Shows to Sure Those Mid Week Blues
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Kesha Grossness of the Day
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Anyone Up for a Blonde Cutie?
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Some Laura Dore for the Morning
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Asian Amateur Oils Herself Up
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Now This is Winning
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She Knows How to Take it All In
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You Know the Recession is Bad When Bitches Are Fighting For a Job at McDonalds
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Posted in:MHD

2011

19

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Highlight of my day was probably when Jenny McCarthy tweeted me even after mocking her uterus for the ability to make autism….and that’s pretty fucking depressing….because I don’t leave my house….it’s probably better than way…especially with these stepLINKS…..stick with me and you won’t ever have to leave your house either…together we’ll be disassociated and alone…together….

Beyonce in a Bra Dress cuz She’s Competing with Rihanna for Jay Z’s Affection…
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Amber Rose in a Bikini – Make this Pig Disappear!
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Paz De La Huerta is an Insane Drunk and I Love It
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Live Sex Show You Don’t Have to Leave Your House to See
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Hot Blonde is Bent Over
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I Love College: Hottest Fans From the Top Party Schools
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The Hottest Old Hollywood Sex Symbols
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I Don’t Know Who Jessie J Is But She Looks Like a Slut and Here She is Performing on Jimmy Kimmel
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Jessica Simpson is Fat and It’s Funny
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The Best Vacation Of Your Life Where You Will Get Laid More Than Ever
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Free Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Beyonce’s New Video Ridiculousness
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Perky Emo Pussy Rub
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Sexy Toys For Sexy Times
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Whitney Port Panty Upskirt
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SOMEBODY BRING ME A BACON BOUQUET
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Elizabeth Banks, Just Because
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Fergie Rocking Thigh High Boots
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Is Nice And Shiny
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The 9/11 truthers are mad at Charlie Sheen
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Jackass wannabe gets PWND
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Check Out Loaura Dore
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BAD GIRLS CLUB FIGHT! YES!
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Summer Solstice and Lucy Fire
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Spanish Politician Bares Her Breasts In Racy Campaign Posters
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Leanna Rimes Looks Like Shes About to Die From Starvation
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Alessandra Ambrosio Hotness
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Amber Rose Cause it’s a Slow Day
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Weirdo Asian of the Day
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Another Random Pic Dump
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Liz Hurley Launches Her Lingerie Store With Sluts in Lingerie
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Bitch Fight at a Lil Wayne Concert
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striptease of the Day
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Susan, Rachel or Marletta?
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Cowgirl Sabrina Maree
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10 of the hottest MILFs in sitcom history
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Scarlett Johansson Still Looks Like A Dead Body
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Nicki Minaj Gives A Special Lap Dance For The Troops [Video]
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Rebecca Black: Let The Whoring Begin
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Jack Black Looking Damn Sexy
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Jill Zarin More Jew Than Before
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Charles Manson Believes In Global Warming So it Must Be True
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Amber Rose Shows Her Big Tits In A Tiny Bikini
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Bridget Marquardt Gives Me Wood
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

19

Apr

Bridget Marquardt in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Playboy bitch doing showing off her Playboy body, cuz that’s really all she fucking knows, and I guess we need bitches like this in the world, because without them, there’d be no porn, stripclubs, or grabbin’ titties for 10 dollars a song. So let’s celebrate this in this holy resurection of Christ Easter time…..

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2011

19

Apr

Katy Perry’s Saggy Tits Do a Movie Premiere of the Day

Here are some pictures of Russel Brand pretending to be straight while engaging in illicit lovingly looks to his bride with a dumpy mom body, even though she hasn’t even hit 30 yet….I mean he is an actor and I guess acting is what he’s all about…making it easy to pretend that he’s happily in love with this pig and her pig tits while really he’s in love with her penis shaped clitoral attachment…

I don’t fucking know, I just assume all androgynist people with dainty accents take it up the ass, I could be wrong, but it is the only thing that would explain marrying this twat…bedding her I get, cuz who wouldn’t hate fuck Katy Perry and her cankles just to watch her sloppy belly jiggle…but to marry it, that’s on a whole other level of weird sexual issues….fetish maybe, homosexuality probably…and who fucking cares…Not me..I just like I seem like I do cuz I wrote all this shit about nothing…

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