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2011

17

Nov

Stacy Keibler Ass at the Airport of the Day

Stacy Keibler is so happy that her career that eneded a few years ago with Dancing With the Stars is making a comeback now that she’s either fucking Clooney, or pretending to fuck Clooney, cuz Clooney is rumored to be a poofter, and these bitches are rumored to be low level who sign contracts and do the pretend girlfriend for the exposure…Hollywood is a business after all….a business that has left Keibler happy as shit people are standing outside her house with camera, and following her to the airport, so happy she’s letting them snap off the ass shots…a rare fucking event in the paprazzi world…since they are all on celeb payroll and have rules to follow if they want to get paid…but maybe Keibler’s not at that level yet…who cares, here’s her ass and her long strong leg.

Posted in:Stacy Keibler

2011

17

Nov

Hilary Duff’s Pregnant Tits of the Day

I posted some pictures of Hilary Duff in the same outfit from a different angle…..

I called myself a pervert for liking her thickness filling out all hormonally, even though I normally hate pregnant chicks, but that’s probably because most pregnant chicks don’t dress so slutty in tight clothes or maybe they do…I don’t leave the house…but should cuz it is hot…all lactating and full of fetus…

Pornographic, erotic, sensual and lovely….and she knows it….and all it took was letting her husband cum in the other hole for once….

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

17

Nov

Camille Belle in Some Tight Pinkness of the Day

Here’s 25 year old Camille Belle from such classics like The Lost World: Jurassic Park, Walker Texas Ranger and most importantly a relationship with a Jonas Brother for publicity cuz they were huge back in 2008 when she needed the publicity and likely pretended not to fuck him even though she obviously did….if anything she probably was involved in weird gay orgy shit with school boys he hand picked from his concert cuz that’s just the kind of lessons Disney teaches these people….you know the most erotic time in her life behind closed doors, while pretending to be all fucking wholesome for the media like a lying cunt out for herself….

I’m only posting these pics cuz the bitch is kinda hot, and the dress has a sexier dress drawn on it, in what may be some mind fuck I’m willing to get down to…it’s like the headless bikini babe t-shirt you get on the boardwalk…only classier….classic….

Posted in:Camille Belle

2011

17

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

You know the morning news is gonna be good when they have a pornstar like Bree Olson in her shitty brown sweater on the shit…you know cuz pornstars aren’t supposed to be on morning shows…they are supposed to be passed out or jacked on meth…unable to function in order to live with their whore selves for exploiting their vaginas for what they thought was a good life, but that turned out to be a shitty life worse that hooking in the back alley behind their shitty town bar….unless they are Bree Olson who hook for Charlie Sheen then drop out of a dirty as fuck porn career to be on TV…what a fucking joke…..

Here’s the rest of the news…perfect for you to get conversation pieces for when you talk to yourself – cuz no one ever talks to you…

Goddess Bree Olson Talks AVN Awards on Good Day LA
Bree Olson famously dated Charlie Sheen as one of his “Goddesses”… she’s also known as an actress in the adult film biz.

Hottie teacher charged with armed robbery for prescription drugs
A Massachusetts middle school teacher is out on $1,000 bail after pleading not guilty to pointing a gun in a man’s face and stealing his prescription drugs and cash.

Video: Car Stolen During Test Drive

Michigan 7th Grader Suspended For Accidentally Touching Teacher
A Michigan school teacher accidentally toucher her teacher while yawning and ended up with a 180-day suspension

Memphis Drama Teacher Arrested For Soliciting Young Men For Sex

Sugar Plumb Fairy Fired For Naughty Language
While waiting for a mandatory drug test Laura Coppinger cursed and lost her job in the town’s Christmas Festival.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

17

Nov

Candice Swanepoel for Rag & Bones of the Day

Clothing company Rags & Bones, made the smart, yet obvious move, to hire Candice Swanepoel, a hugely popular model to do a photoshoot for what I can only imagine was a lot of money, for a what I can only imagine was a low budget, low prouction photoshoot where she rolls around on the beach slutty in their clothes….getting all wet and proving just hot good those Victoria’s Secret push-up bras are, because her breasts are small and humble, despite popular belief, not that small breasts suck, they just suck to those of you who thought she was busty….

Here are a bunch of the pics….not all 45 were worth bothering with…even if you argue that all pics of this South African High Aids Rate Living bitch are worth looking at…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2011

17

Nov

Top Indian Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

I know when I’m eating Indian Food – I can’t help but wonder what Indian pussy smells like…so It is only natural to think that other people do also…SO that’s why when BYRON CRAWFORD posted that model with the hot tits in a Hindu inspired photoshoot – i had no choice but to start digging…because I believe Youtube is a pornsite…cuz there’s so much masturbation material on there – it shouldn’t be publicly traded….

Here’s s some shitty Indian fetish videos at least ne person has masturbated to cuz that one person was me…I’m sure there are better ones – but since no one reads this site – why bother…

Some Bitch Named Meena Felix Natal With Huge Tits Does India Exploitation…

Some Weirdo Made a Slideshow of Indian Woman Belly Buttons

Some Indian Softcore

Some Better India Softcore

Some Snuff Hindu Shit….

How Abou Some Indian Mouth to Mouth Lipstick Application…

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

17

Nov

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I drank a couple of bottles of wine until 6 am…I had big plans of working the bar scene and streets looking for love from cheap women….but instead passed the fuck out like the agoraphobic I am….and now some links…that are more exciting that my social life…but not quite as exciting as dancing in my underwear to The Bangles while my wife snores….


Everyone Follow the Duck Parade!
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The 100 Hottest Sports Pics Ever
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Free Cam Shows. Check It Out
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16 Girls who Want to Wear Playboy Underwear
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Me and Mom Are Getting It On!!
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I’d Like to Be All Over Heather
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The School Sasha Grey Read for Kids At Says They Didn’t Know She Was a Porn Star
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Live Sex Show Sexiness
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Horny Chick is Fingering Her Ass
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The 10 Hottest Female Race Car Drivers
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The Vatican is Butthurt and Made Benneton Pull This Ad
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Selena Gomez Big Mouth Corn Porn
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Amazing Shirt That Will Help Save Prostate
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Posted in:MHD

2011

16

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of my twitter feed today was when I wrote:

Is jerking off to nude pictures of yourself as a kid pedophilia ?

I lost 29 followers but got a few responses – which is far better than my normal twitter experience…cuz I always forget to tweet the witty shit I come up with cuz I am usually drunk and the shit I do come up with isn’t all that witty when I read it sober….not to mention every single celeb has blocked making the whole thing a waste of time….except maybe for today…when that tweet was all the job I had on my couch…I mean other than my 5 hour nap….yes…I just wrote a post about a twitter feed…tune in tomorrow for a post on a commercial I heard on the radio….Livin’ hard….

Steven Tyler Humping a Bitch in a Bikini on a Paddle Board Weirdness
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Mirror, Mirror…. Who’s Got The Shittiest Snow White Movie Of Them All?
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Free Cam Shows. Check It Out
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Best Shirt of the Year
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Amazing Throwback News Reporter Screw Up that’s Gangster
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Some Annoying as Fuck Porn Bitch
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Lady Gaga is So Fucking ANnoying
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Selena Gomez New Video I Won’t Be Posting
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A Couple Idiots…Making a Movie With a Giant Wheel and a Hill….
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Next Level Volcano Hotel
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Shannon Sky is Super Sexy
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Eight Old-Timey Insults that Need to Make a Comeback
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The 20 Hottest Virgins in Movies and TV
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Ashley Mattingly Sexy Football Fun
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Adriana Lima Hotness
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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Skinny Brunette on Her Homemade Sex Tape
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50 Skimpiest Outfits in Sports
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Leilani Dowding Topless
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Blake Lively, Just Because
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Some Megan Fox, Just Because
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Elisabeth Hasslecrack is Having a Big Cry Cause Bill Maher is Making Fun of Her – VIDEO
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Ahhhhh Miranda Kerr!
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Ughhhhh Rebecca Black is Back – VIDEO
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Pranking Hotel Maids LOL
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What A Jerk: Christian School Math Teacher Accused Of Masturbating During Class!!
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How About a Hearty Dose of Ass
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Mandy and Anastasia on VIDEO
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Emma Stone Is A Stone Cold Fox!
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Now That is One Hot Ass
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I’d Like to Be All Over Nina
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Hey There Fashionista
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Stacey Kiebler Has Flat Chested Cleavage
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Live News Fight – VIDEO
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Lady Gaga is Wearing a Pink Sperm on Her Head
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Chrissy Moran is All Sorts of Sexy
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Paz Vega Suffers Alcohol Ban
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Mila Kunis Is GQ’s “Knockout Of The Year�
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School Denies Knowing Sasha Grey was a Pornstar
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Best Door to Door Sales Man
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Some Crazy Vanishing Artist Cool Shit
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Leilani Fully Nude in Miami
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Some CableTV Nudity For You to Jerk Off To
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Screen Caps of the Courtney Love TIts
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Kitty Lea Amazing and Topless for Front
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Peta Todd Amazing Tits for Zoo
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

16

Nov

Today’s Bikini Round-Up of the Day

So instead of doing a post on each of these bitches to link out to the sites that have the rights to post these pictures….cuz I sure as hell can’t afford to pay the paparazzi their outrageous prices for their shitty pictures….I decided to do a bikini round-up…..

So We’ve got Jessica Sutta, a Pussycat Doll with a Pussy Hugging bikini and some big stripper tits in Miami……Juliette Lewis in a bikini with hard nipples, looking like the crackwhore she’s become, old and tired…..in Mexico….cuz they have good drugs….and then there’s Paris Hilton….in Bali….who I was going to ignore cuz I feel we have the power to make her go away…..but posted anyway…cuz priviledged lives on vapid cunts is ok to watch when they are half named….

So here’s Jessica Sutta in her Bikini in Miami of the Day


To See The Rest of the Pics Jessica Sutta Pics…..
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Here’s Juliette Lewis Crackwhore Bikini in Mexico of the Day


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Here’s Paris Hilton…the fucking worst…. Bikini in Bali of the Day


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Posted in:Jessica Sutta|Juliette Lewis|Paris Hilton

2011

16

Nov

Mila Kunis is GQ’s Knockout of the Year of the Day

There’s a pretty simple reason that Mila Kunis is the knockout of the year according to GQ …and that’s because she’s pretty much the hottest pussy in Hollywood and I’m not saying that cuz her pussy has been stolen by Culkin, or even cuz that rash Culkin left her is having a flare up, I’m saying that cuz she’s a small, tight little package I have always wanted to fuck….from the days as a 14 year old on That 70s Show…to the time I saw her doing some stage show that I wished was more stripping than reading Family Guy lines….to all the other shit she’s done…that I haven’t bothered seeing cuz it is non naked and I hate hollywood sex scenes…but would love to see her nude….making me agree with GQ on this one…Mila Kunis is the hottest pussy in Hollywood this year.

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2011

16

Nov

Some Bottom Feeding Nothing Actress Releasing Toilet Pics for Attention of the DAy

This was emailed to me last night and I ignored it, because lets face it, nothing actresses named Marsha Thomas who was in “Into the Blue 2” and Lost….in staged pictures on the toilet just aren’t hot unless I see the shit coming out of their asses, or at least a little pussy lip….

Then more and more people started sending it my way and no one ever emails me…so it became clear that I was part of a PR stunt ring and I figured I’d just put it up even though I know this is a PR stunt to get on the blogs by some actress who is hardly famous…..and I’m only doing it cuz I like clean cotton panties…in all circumstances….around knees or on floors motherfucker….

Maybe she should step up her getting publicity game….in the form of showing her fucking vagina lips…

I can’t believe this is the kind of exclusives I get…the shit no one else will touch…except maybe Marsha Thomas….with that toilet paper…

Posted in:Marsha Thomas

2011

16

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news you low life trash that embarrsses me everyday cuz you’re too dumb to even grasp this shit….no offense or anything.

OH Man Turns Apartment Into Brothel
An Ohio man admits that he turned his apartment into a ‘massage parlor’ and was selling sex.

OH Cook Faces Charges For Giving 2-Year-Old Alcohol
A Canton, Ohio cook at a Japanese steakhouse gave a young boy Saki and squirted the boy a mouthful.

Caught on Tape: Escaped Suspect Crashes Trying To Get Away
An escaped suspect tried to get drive away from justice, but didn’t make it very far.

Cocaine Found in Horse Saddle
Police uncovered $500,000 of cocaine inside a horse saddle Tuesday in DeKalb County, Georgia.

Massachusetts School Bus Driver Shot In Head By Students’ Pellet Guns
A Lawrence school bus driver was shot in the head with a pellet gun, police said. The driver was hit while driving kids to school Tuesday morning. He was not hurt.

Boy gets stuck under school bus seat in Florida
Firefighters are used to helping people in tight spots, but nothing like what they found on an Orange County School bus Monday night.

Video Shows Dallas Police Officer Push Occupy Dallas Protester
Police are again investigating the Occupy Dallas movement. But this time they are looking at one of their own.

Woman Jailed in Sword Attack on Husband
A Chandler, Arizona man called police and said his wife was attacking him with a sword. The woman was arrested, but police say the man is now changing his story.

VA Physics Teacher Arrested For Being Drunk In Class
A Loudoun County teacher faces charges after police say he was drunk at school. The incident happened Monday at J. Michael Lunsford Middle School in South Riding.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

16

Nov

Britney Spears Hot in Some Marilyn Manson Video of the Day

I don’t know what this is about….but I call it a publicity stunt that makes little sense….where Britney and her dancers do a dance routine set to Marilyn Manson’s Sweet Dreams, that’s pretty erotic, or attempt at making you think sex with her is this high production quality, coordinated dance routine, with masks like Eyes Wide Shut or some shit, lingerie and tits busting out of nighties….and the whole thing is hot as fuck…even if you know real sex with her is more like a nightmare, that likely smells like feces, sweat, tears and fast food…..but since that’ll never happen, even though I wish it did, this fantasy she produced is good enough for me….

Posted in:Britney Spears

2011

16

Nov

Stacy Keibler Bikini Picture for Twitter of the Day

Stacy Keibler posted this picture of her bikini bottoms on twitter…because the press from fucking George Clooney isn’t enough for her….and the fact that he won’t cum in her is making the illegitimate pregnancy angle impossible for now….but she is doing follow up work…to remind us she’s still here while people are talking about her, by posting some bikini bottome pics to twitter and despite not having enough tit or leg in them, they’re hot enough for me…but that’s cuz I fuck fat girls….and hate fat girls….Enjoy.

Posted in:Stacy Keibler

2011

16

Nov

Pippa Middleton’s Ass in the Wind of the Day

Sometimes the wind can be our best friend….I mean don’t tell that to Katrina Survivors, cuz they will just get mad, but sometimes, usually when the girl is wearing a loose enough fitting dress, the wind does wonders, getting that fabric jacked in all the right places…the wind has been responsible for me seeing ass, thong, pussy, and pussy definition all on girls I didn’t know who were just walking down the street and for that alone, I got no choice but to respect the wind, it’s better at picking up bitches than I am…and that wasn’t a tornado reference…or maybe it was..

Who cares, here’s Pippa…where even nature is stepping up and trying to push her into that slutty family disgace we all expected her to become….but hasn’t cuz she’s boring…even though we remind her every day that her sister’s way better than her…it’ll happen….I am sure of it…but this is all we got for now…

Posted in:Pippa Middleton