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2011

11

Apr

Kate Bosworth Topless Beach Pictures of the Day

I love me some little titty on a skinny bitch as much as the next guy. I love the idea of bitches tanning topless cuz they know tits aren’t a big deal, they’re just tits. You know on the European kick of why the fuck do I have to wear a bikini top, I didn’t wear one as a child and I’m not going to wear one now, allowing perverts like me to walk around in sunglasses gawking the shit out of them, cuz for some reason, as unexciting as tits are, I love starin at them and no matter how many tits I see, I love staring at them, and no matter how many tits and touch, I love staring at them and what better place than a beautiful beach, next to a beautiful Ocean in Mexico, my native land, to make the whole thing a lot better than looking at the shit in a dingy bar that smells like shit and poverty…

What I don’t get is how the photographer missed the fucking nipple pics, I mean shit, she’s topless on the beach, not even hiding her shit, and for some reason, this is the best picture we get – what a scam.

I call Conspiracy to get attention…..


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2011

11

Apr

Kathy Griffin Horrible Bikini Pictures of the Day


This is unfortunate…but not as unfortunate as the hard truth that I’d love to see her red pubic haired topped red pussy-lipped pussy contrasting against what may be the whitest white skin I’ve ever seen, but more disgustingly, I’d like to know what it tastes like…

Her weird skinny body is so fucking offensive I can’t help but wonder what it feels like to fuck it with my mouth….it’s on some Sci/Fi alien shit, where you know you gotta experience everything in life that comes your way, cuz living with the regret of not fucking Kathy Griffin when you had the chance is one of those things that follows you to the grave, you will always say to yourself “I shoulda fucked her when I had the chance”, instead of the “remember the time I fucked Kathy Griffin”, even if she’s an annoying comic in her late 40s, disgusting to look at…it’s the same logic I used when I fucked that tranny…you only live once…why not make it as horrible a life as possible…cuz it’s funny when you look back on it….and the tragedy in all this is that Katy Griffin probably wouldn’t fuck me, like I’m looking at her thinking how disgusting she is, but if we crossed paths, she wouldn’t even entertain getting fucked by me, and I think that makes the whole thing that much more of a fantasy, cuz ugly girls with high standards you break are always the best to cum all over…not that you’ll ever have that chance…but think about that while jerking off to these pics…cuz it’s the only thing that will justify you jerking off to these pics…


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2011

11

Apr

Kate Upton Does Twitter of the Day

Kate Upton does twitter proper. This is exactly what the shit is for….to expose yourself and your inner feelings while perverts who follow you jerk off to you…it’s like the way for a model who normally doesn’t engage with her audience, to really show off her intelligence, and by intelligence I mean drunk teen tits….

You see Kate Upton is 18….She’s been a model since she was 15.

She’s already langed Victoria’s Secret as a gig. She doesn’t mind showing off her tit…that may be the greatest tits available in America, cuz Victoria’s Secret scope this shit out….and she’s only 18…it must be the hormones in the food….and looking at her is almost perverted…which is why you are masturbating right now, aren’t you…I feel kinda gay going down this road and sharing this moment together….

Seriously…this is ridiculous on all fronts…here she is living it up….until the good life takes over or like all busty 18 year olds-puberty sets in and she turns fat…looking back from her trailer park in 10 years remembering the glory days…happy they happened….and so am I.

Nice tits. 18.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2011

11

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

Sometimes one news that isn’t news story is enough to satisfy my news that isn’t news needs…

A big scare for an Oak Park family, their toddler was accidentally served alcohol in a kids meal at Applebee’s. After a few swigs from his sippy cup, the 15-month-old boy needed a ride to the hospital.

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2011

11

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I think my morning hangover is a combination of 6 hangovers from the last 6 days and I’m surprised I managed to get out of bed…weak…dizzy…covered in what is either urine or sweat…unable to do my morning pilates class, but ready to take on the week like a real fucking hero…to save the day for people who don’t even read the fucking site but who I think they do…cuz I ignore the fact that 90 percent of the site traffic is people googling “dick farts”… I don’t even know what a dick fart is…who cares – here’s some morning links to start this horrible day…

A Laid Out Babe to Start Things Off
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No Wrong Answer: Who’s Hotter, Pro or College Fans?
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Cam Shows That Are Free and Will Brighten Up a Monday for a Broke Ass Like You
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Lindsay Lohan Hid in the Closet From Her Dada, But I’ll Let You Decide Which of Thoe Two People Are Crazier
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How About some Jessica Rabbit Sluttiness?
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This Prosthetic Leg Paint Job Almost Makes Me Wish I Had a Prosthetic Leg
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Slutty Amateur in the Sex Toy Shop
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You Can Now Add Getting a Baby Drunk to the Long List of Things that Make Applebee’s Amazing
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Posted in:MHD

2011

08

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I am still doing this birthday thing. I figure milk it for all the free booze I can get…you know, drive that shit into the ground so deep that even a necrophiliac can’t dig it up and fuck it, even though, despite popular belief, I’m not a teenage girl…but I did see a teenage girls panties today, while walking down the street…she was sitting on a bench like a truck driver in a skirt…it wasn’t hot…but you probably would have freaked out cuz where you’re from, you aren’t allowed to bang 16 year olds…to me, it’s played out….I’d take a granny over that anyday, all that experience and baked goods can’t be matched with tightness….

Speaking of teens, here’s some Teen Girls Fucking each other…
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Here are my stepLINKS….for the weekendss…

LeAnn Rimes is Channeling Her Inner Single White Female
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Trashy Sluts Fight in Denny’s of the Day
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Emma Stone’s a Grocery Whore…..
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Preston from Jackass Being Fat in an Awesome Shirt….
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Cam Sluts to Spend Your Weekend With
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She’s Pretty in Pink In Her Bedroom
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Mila Kunis Brings the Hotness As Always
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Amanda Seyfried Is At A Premiere Again
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Take a Vacation and Meet the Slut Of Your Dreams
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Free Cam Shows That Will Keep You Very Busy
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Gwyneth Paltrow is a Self Entitled Bitch of the Day
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Blonde Hottie Gets Herself Off
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Sexy Toys For Sexy Time
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Meredith Viera Pantyhose Upskirt On TV’s THE EARLY SHOW
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Yeah I’d Bang Kat Dennings
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Alessandra Ambrosio Wears Short-Shorts
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Renee Zellweger is So Skinny It’s Kinda Disgusting
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Shenae Grimes is Slutty
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Yeah I’d Bang Rachel Leigh Cook
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The Best Slut Gallery You Will See All Day
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Biggest Dumbasses Ever – VIDEO
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How About Some DJ Sluts
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F*cked Up Mother Of The Day: Woman Accused Of Poisoning Her 7-Month-Old For Attention
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Get a Load of Evelyn and Her Friend
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3D IMAX Porn Opening In Hong Kong Next Week
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January Jones Just Because
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Soccar Slut Gets Herself Off
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Emma Roberts ELLE Magazine Photo Shoot
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Hipster Club Chick of the Day
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Nicki Minaj is Fucking Insane of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Transformers Thriller Dance
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Teen Lesbians Are Having Fun
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Audrina Patridge Just Because
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And On Goes the Black Swan Controversy
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Sexy Arianny Celeste Twitter Action? Yes Please!
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1000 Arrests! Holy Shit
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Iggy Pop Sticks His Dick In J-Lo’s Face
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Some Of Miley Cyrus’ Best Ass Shots
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Guess The Celebrity Tits
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Kim Kardashian Knows How To Back That Shit Up
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

08

Apr

Kate Upton’s Ass in her Pajamas of the Day

Here’s Kate Upton in some pajama pants….

I usually hate when girls wear pajamas…It’s one of those “Please sleep naked, pajamas make me feel like I’m in bet with a 10 year old at a slumber party, cuz there’s nothing hot about ill fitting pajamas, unless you like 10 year olds at a slumber party, which I don’t, but prefer you naked up on me, whether you are cold or not”…it just feels better, is easier to stick it in, and is almost natural, you know who needs bulky shit getting between us…kinda of thing…

That was until today….Kate Upton…Bikini Model..Is amazing…

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2011

08

Apr

Emma Freud in a One-Piece on the Beach of the Day

If you have always wanted to know what Sigmund Freud’s great grand daughter looks like in a one-piece bathing suit…now you know…and I don’t think you’re a better person for it…but then again I don’t think anyone of you ever wanted to know what Sigmund Freud’s great grand daughter looked like in a one-piece, cuz even she thinks it’s a fucking stretch dropping that fact when making dinner reservations and shit…

Built like a hipless barrel, unsure if any research has gone into the pscyhology of wanting to fuck your own great grand daughter, but based on her look, it’s safe if Freud was alive today, he probably wouldn’t pursue that area of study…

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2011

08

Apr

Karolina Kurkova Tight Pants of the Day

No matter how much she works out. No matter how much she starves herself. No matter what eating disorder she came up with. No matter how many pictures of war torn Russia Victoia’s Secret showed her and pointed to saying “shape up or you’re going back to that”…Karolina Kurkova will always be the fat Victoria’s Secret model who almost got fired and who was shown not fitting into her outfit one lingerie show, only to blame her issue on her thyroid like all fat chicks do, as damage control to get back to where she was as a busty lingerie model….

So her in these fitness pants and shoes represent all that ruined my love of her and her downfall…making this post depressing to me…cuz Hot half naked in her Thickness

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2011

08

Apr

Kate Moss’ Amazing Face of the Day

Here’s Kate Moss looking like a corpose at the funeral home done up in her last hurrah….gaping mouthed and on set with Terry Richardson….two aging hipsters coming together to take on the fashion world with their bullshit vision idiot makring people buy into…even though she was at her prime getting heroin soaked, aids semen from a bandmember all over her tits, while Terry Richardson was coming up with his pervert try hard vision the art and hipster world would buy into….you know like pictures of him stomping out his dick or hanging with trannies or all that other bullshit to get noticed that got him noticed…cuz artistic vision and real artists stem from a place that doesn’t get millions of dollars a year for their bullshit.

It’s all a fucking lie…but I still want to lick the crust off Kate Moss’s polluted cunt and I’ll never quire know why…but assume it’s cuz I’m a pervert too.

Posted in:Kate Moss

2011

08

Apr

Natalie Mejia Showin’ Tit of the Day

I had no idea who this bitch was, I just figured she was some trashy spic titties all over the place in a revealing dress like she was J.Lo in the the 90s, back when revealing dreses were considered insane, outrageous, slutty, daring, unchristian and everything else people went nuts about before the world turned into a gang of fucking slutty whores who plaster their vagina everywhere for people to see in exchange for getting noticed…

It turns out she was in Girlicious….and that pretty much explains why I have no idea who she is….she’s just a good mix of trashy, tacky, stripper, and trailer park girl with a dream, probably willing to stick a lot in that pussy in exchange for the promise of fame Girlicious didn’t provide and that makes it all so amazing…

Unfortunately, those pictures aren’t of that eagerness…

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2011

08

Apr

Nicki Minaj Fat Crotch Shots of the Day

Nicki Minaj, her tight long drawn out pussy hugging pants, her fat thick ass and thighs, her stupid circus clown act, is pretty much all around disgusting…Jesus Christ, Nicki Minaj, enough is enough, Rosie O’Donnell wants her lower body back….Stop eating all the fucking donuts and dance harder in your routines, you fat black Lady Gaga impersonating pig. Totally uninteresting.

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2011

08

Apr

Holly Madison Playboy Slut Legs Doin’ Bullshit of the Day

As far as I’m concerned – Holly Madison is a fucking nothing.

Sure she was in Playboy and on some Playboy produced show…but like all Playboy girls before her…once the nudity stops…the fade to obscurity starts…I mean shit, that magazine’s been around since the 50s, that’s a hell of a lot of dumb bitches who got naked for money and the hope of fame, and only a handful actually did…

This Holly Madison is just a Vegas spokesperson, that’s all there is left for her, a show girl who was once in Playboy and on TV, and as the years go on, people will care less and less…I mean assuming they even care at all anymore…which I doubt…

This Holly Madison fake hair, fake tit, stripper look is fucking boring…and I hate even giving her press, even if this isn’t press and the site reaches 5 people.

If she’s not showing pussy or fake tits, she’s not doing her job and that is something that should never be celebrated, if anything that’s the kind of shit that gets a bitch fired….

You’re fire Holly Madison…there are a million desperate cunts who have the same look and skillset as you, but that eagerness to get naked you once had but lost when you figured you established yourself and didn’t have to do that anymore, making you easy to replace and forget. Step it up or stomp the fucking yard…you’re bird-faced and ugly.

Maybe I got a little too into this post….

Posted in:Holly Madison

2011

08

Apr

Jessica Alba for Vogue Italia of the Day

Jessica Alba too a bad decision and decided to make it worse by doing it again. I am talking about pregnancy. I get the whole strategy to keep your significant other who is trying to escape your cunt diva behavior by making him feel obligated to be a good dad, and I get the insecurities and daddy issues a Mexican American who made it famous has, but I still think it shoulda have waited til her peak was over….she got arrogant, figured work would always be there, but it wasn’t so instead of stopping at one chile, I guess cuz the damage was done, she’s onto another one, but luckily she’s got nannies so it doesn’t burden her life in anyway….it just burdens her twat…

The only good that has come is that with all the poking and proding by the doctors with her vagina, and the lack of work she’s been able to get, she’s far more inclined to get naked in movies…so the future of Alba is gonna be far more naked…and that’s good enough even if she’s not at her prime…

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2011

08

Apr

Cintia Dicker for American Eagle Outfitters of the Day

Model Cintia Dicker was in her panties, bikinis, topless, prouncing around an old cabin, for American Eagle Outfitters…and I’m pretty fucking impressed and shocked that shitty discount brands are out producing high concept campaigns that are better than the shit you see with this faggy pretentious fashion shit that fashionista posers wouldn’t be caught dead wearing…

I love the mainstream swallowing up all that is sacred in a bullshit scene. Lovin’ this shit…but maybe cuz I’ve already posted Cintia Dicker’s Tits , so I know what I am dealing with.

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