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2007

31

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I just applied to be on Big Brother 9, but I am don’t live in the US so I am not eligible, but figured that I shouldn’t let that stop me in my quest to be on TV.

This is what I wrote:

I want to be on big brother. But I need wifi and have to wear a mask the whole time.

They wrote back:

Thanks for the ridiculous demands. Wifi can not be provided in the house.

So I wrote back:

So I can wear the mask?

I don’t think they’ll pick me. This brings back memories of high school gym class when no one wanted me on their team…or even everytime I had sex with a girl who would ask me to leave the room while they finish themselves of. I haven’t figured out what I am good at, but here are my links….

Jane Seymour Had a Miscarriage on Live TV
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25 Most Amazing Horror Kills
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Some Girls Send in some Halloween Costumes to Maxim
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A Couple of Girls Give Themselves Breast Exams in the Hot Tub
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Cheerleader Gets Run The Fuck Down
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Some Doctor Does Fake Breast Exams Cuz He’s Awesome
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Nicole Kidman’s See-Through Dress
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Amy Fisher is the Latest Sex Tape Star…
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Some Whore Named Ceara Lynch Being a Whore on Video
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Some Heather Graham Stripping VIdeo
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Memories of a Hotter Britney Spears Video
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Someone Named Michelle Heaton Has a Pretty Major Nipple Slip
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Takes her Fat Ass Shopping
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Ashey Olsen’s Halloween Costume
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Kim Kardashian Partying in Vegas Pictures
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Melanie Brown Dancing With the Stars….Who Arent’ Really Stars Anymore…Otherwise they Wouldn’t be On This Show…They’d Be Working
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Jessica Simpson is Going to be in a Grease Re-Make Because Hollywood Has Run Out of Ideas
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This Skeleton Boner Prank is Hysterical – Video
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Watch this Interview With a Heroin Addict if You’re Looking for some Thinspiration
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RIP Motherfucker
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Sarah Michelle Gellar’s Instyle Magazine Outtakes
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Evan Rachel Wood Lookin’ As Good as She Gets in Italian Vogue
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Mena Suvari Camel Toe Pictures
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Tracy Morgan High on TV
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Naomi Campbell Bikini Pictures
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Fergie’s Got some 80s Hair Going on and a Penis
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Nicole Richie Hangs With Lesbians and Shitty Reality TV Stars While Eating Lunch
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Some Asshole Drills a Screw into His Arm
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Crystal Klein is Some Bitch Who Gets Naked in Playboy and Penthouse…Here She is Not Naked….
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Britney’s Halloween Costume
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Pierce Bronsan Attacks a Photographer in Malibu
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Be on Big Brother 9 Because They Are Looking For Ugly People
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The Trailer for Katie Holmes’ New Movie That Is Going To Suck
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The Catholic Church is Mad a Britney Over these Pictures
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A Whole Lot of Wet Pussy
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Some Shitty Britney Upskirt Pics in Fishnets
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Some Girl Rides a Fuck Bike
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Some Russian Rocker Smashes Her Head on a Chair By Accident
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Ron Jeremy Cooking Show….Not Cooking With Cum Show
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Some Dude in Jersey Got Fired for Fucking a 92 Year Old Corpse….
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Some Girl Shitting in the Woods Video
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Some Hot Chicks Taking Off Their Clothes
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Download the Carrie Underwood Album because You are Gay
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Some Photobucket Nudity
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Some Chick Named Marlie Moore Posing Naked
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More Amateurs on Photobucket
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Grown Women Still Act Like They are In Highschool
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Paris Hilton at Trashy Lingerie Shop because She’s a Whore
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This Will Get You Pussy, But You Don’t Believe Me. It’s Cheaper Than A Whore
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Sexy Karen Sucks Dick
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Bonus:

Listen To DJ CMIllS” Latest Podcast if you Like Hip Hop Music
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2007

30

Oct

I am – Hey Rumer Willis, Lookin Good Sweetheart of the Day

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Rumer WIllis is fucking disgusting looking and even more disgusting looking now that she’s got her pants off. Despite having rich and famous parents, I still wouldn’t notice her, even if we were the only two people sitting in the plastic surgeon’s waiting room. I only like to hang outside plastic surgeon’s offices to meet strippers and to tell them encouraging words of wisdom like to go big or go home, but what I am trying to get at is that she’s got so little sex appeal, that she would just kinda blend into the wall and my brain wouldn’t pick her up.

That said, I am sure when Demi Moore had her she tried to get the doctor to push her back into the room, like convinced that she hadn’t finished developing and needed more time, like when you back muffins for your mom and shit’s raw on the inside….but when the doctor didn’t go through with it she was forced to raise her as her own, always resenting her for being so ugly while throwing up on her everytime she breast fed, because never in her life did she think she’d ever let anything this gross that close to her tits, unless he was of course a movie producer, offering her her first job.,…

I guess it’s kinda mean to make fun of someone’s birth defect, even when that birth defect is them. I should try to work on being nicer but with all this anger inside me, I don’t know if I can….


Related Posts:

Demi Moore’s Nipples in a See Through Shirt
Some Vintage Demi Moore Nudity
People Pretend to Care at Rumer Willis’ Birthday
The Cause of All the Evil That is Rumer Willis

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2007

30

Oct

I am – Lohan Lookin' Hot of the Day

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Lohan is my dream celebrity and I think she still looks hot when the paparazzi take shitty pictures from shitty angles that make her look like a big headed/small footed freakshow dressed like a bee in stupid pants getting ready to perform at the local carnival, but this isn’t the circus, she’s actually preparing for some weird Tango Dance movie she’s in that will definitely be Academy Award nominated, and by Academy Award I mean straight to fucking video. That was a pretty long sentence.

The thing I love about dirty girls is the risk taking involved in having sex with them. When you have sex with a standard chick, all you have to worry about is knocking her up, and that fear only lasts a couple of days around when her period is supposed to hit and if it doesn’t hit, you just abort mission. With a dirty girl, you got all kinds of other concerns that may take 6 months to discover, like you’re some kind of Indiana Jones motherfucker and your penis is the cup Jesus drank from….not this Jesus, that’s not how I’m living, but it seems every dude under the age of 20 is bi and fucking other dudes and then fucking girls at teenage sex parties and since girls have a vagina but are not smart enough to use them properly, no one uses condoms. Now STDs are the new Black (plague) and all these little sluts are going to be rockin’ herpes/HIV/HPV in the next 10 years, so I figure we should all just jump on that train and be the trendsetters because every loves the people who start a movement and take it to the mainstream. We’ll be heroes in our own right and they will make Stamps and trading cards with our pictures on them. Maybe we’ll even get invited to be on Kimmel.

Lohan is already up on this and is an inspiration to us all, so I figure it’s my duty to go to the source of all that fun. When I do, I can see past her flaws, like her belly while she’s sitting in the car, just as easily as I can see past her 21 year old haggard face from all the hard living, because that shit it all part of what we’re all trying to work towards.


Related Posts:

Lohan’s Hot Tit
Lohan Touching Her Toes
Lohan’s Bikini Ass

Posted in:Hot|Lindsay Lohan|Tights|Tits|Unsorted

2007

30

Oct

I am – Lohan Lookin’ Hot of the Day

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Lohan is my dream celebrity and I think she still looks hot when the paparazzi take shitty pictures from shitty angles that make her look like a big headed/small footed freakshow dressed like a bee in stupid pants getting ready to perform at the local carnival, but this isn’t the circus, she’s actually preparing for some weird Tango Dance movie she’s in that will definitely be Academy Award nominated, and by Academy Award I mean straight to fucking video. That was a pretty long sentence.

The thing I love about dirty girls is the risk taking involved in having sex with them. When you have sex with a standard chick, all you have to worry about is knocking her up, and that fear only lasts a couple of days around when her period is supposed to hit and if it doesn’t hit, you just abort mission. With a dirty girl, you got all kinds of other concerns that may take 6 months to discover, like you’re some kind of Indiana Jones motherfucker and your penis is the cup Jesus drank from….not this Jesus, that’s not how I’m living, but it seems every dude under the age of 20 is bi and fucking other dudes and then fucking girls at teenage sex parties and since girls have a vagina but are not smart enough to use them properly, no one uses condoms. Now STDs are the new Black (plague) and all these little sluts are going to be rockin’ herpes/HIV/HPV in the next 10 years, so I figure we should all just jump on that train and be the trendsetters because every loves the people who start a movement and take it to the mainstream. We’ll be heroes in our own right and they will make Stamps and trading cards with our pictures on them. Maybe we’ll even get invited to be on Kimmel.

Lohan is already up on this and is an inspiration to us all, so I figure it’s my duty to go to the source of all that fun. When I do, I can see past her flaws, like her belly while she’s sitting in the car, just as easily as I can see past her 21 year old haggard face from all the hard living, because that shit it all part of what we’re all trying to work towards.


Related Posts:

Lohan’s Hot Tit
Lohan Touching Her Toes
Lohan’s Bikini Ass

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2007

30

Oct

I am – Kylie and Danni Minogue at Some Event Together of the Day

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I was just taking a shit, and by shit I mean I was just uploading these Kylie and Danni Minogue pictures, that were just as painful as taking a shit, yes it hurts when I shit, but that’s just because my liver is shot and apparently it’s got some pretty integral role in shitting almost as integral as Kylie’s tits had in making her famous. Too bad they’ve left the building like Elvis, but not because of a drug overdose….it was cancer. No cancer isn’t funny, even when it happens to an asshole boss who deserves it, but breast implants are, they are like toys for adults.

I love seeing these plastic surgery bitches on the street, I am not talking post cancer implants like Kylie, I am talking rich breast implanted mom’s who’s husbands made them do it because it was always their fantasy and now that they have money and a woman dependent on their lifestyle, their reality, because when a bitch goes under the knife for you, you know you pretty much own her.

I always like asking girls I know with implants if they will have my baby, not because I want them to actually have my baby, because I don’t think my sperm can handle impregnating much more than my testicles and they are having a hard enough time just doing that, but when they respond by saying no, because no one wants my baby, I like to follow up with asking if they think the baby will look more like they look now or more like how they looked before the plastic surgery, because seeing a baby with big implants would be awkward, especially when it stats breast feeding itself.


Related Posts:

Kylie Minogue’s 2008 Lame Calendar
Danni Minogue Getting Tight With a Girl
Kylie’s Breast Implants
Danni Minogue’s Lap Dance

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2007

30

Oct

I am – Jessica Stam is a Model with a Mustache of the Day

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So this is some model named Jessica Stam who is supposed to be pretty popular now so I decided to try to find her on Facebook since seducing “it” girls on the internet is what I do, except for the seducing part because they usually just block and delete me. I tell them how I want to give them abortions and other retarded shit that doesn’t translate into funny online, kinda like this site.

Either way, I came across these pictures and realized that she may be a hot model in pictures and on the runway, but she’s not a hot girl at events and in candid pictures and figured I’d post them for you all to see and hopefully to get back to her because let’s face it, she’s better than anything I’ve fucked. So her crack addict bags under her eyes and her mustache aren’t really that big of a deal to me. The addicts I’ve fucked didn’t even have both their eyes, and it’s just nice to see that she makes enough money for me to wallet fuck her with my limp dick in hopes of K-Feding her to support my retirement plan, but then again the dude who just gave me a coffee a Starbucks makes enough money to support my retirement. I’m not very luxurious, despite popular belief.


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Gemma Ward is a Model
Lydia Hearst is a Model

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2007

30

Oct

I am – Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere dressed like a skinny looking girl in a bikini for halloween, but we all know that hiding somewhere under that bikini is her stalky troll body…I guess she is hollywood and this is the magic of movie special effects make-up or some expensive bikini or some shit because I rarely see girls take off her clothes and look better than when she has them on, but when it does happen it’s magical. We call those kinds of girls “sleepers” because no one notices them, and when you get them and their over-sized t-shirt comes off and reveals perfect tits and a bangin’ body you ask yourself why you were wasting your time with the hot chick everyone else is trying to get their dicks inside because she wearing revealing clothes trying to get attention and it’s working…..and laugh when you decide to let them have the hot whore and not be one of the assholes trying to hook it up because you just won the fuckin’ lottery with this sleeper.

I did once knew this girl who was the girl everyone wanted to fuck and somehow I got her back to my place when wasted, not that I had a place at the time, but she was too drunk to realize we were in under an overpass. Either way, as the clothes came off and the padded bra turned her C’s into manly pecs, and her controlling underwear turned her booty into a sloppy bowl of corn pops and I didn’t wanna have my Pops like their commercial always told me I did. But then her hair extensions came off showing off her female-pattern baldness and her make-up rubbed off turning her into a fucking monster…and it wasn’t halloween….

I am thinking that’s kinda what’s happening in these pictures, only it happens everyday while Hayden puts clothes on. It’s like as the t-shirt goes on, her abs turn into a gut and as her slim fit jeans go on her legs get short and thinck. For the record, I still slammed the bitch, but that’s just because I have no standards and how often do you get a girl, even if she doesn’t really look like a girl under an overpass wanting your dick, and by wanting my dick I mean passed out and having no idea where she is….


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Older Hayden Bikini Pictures
Hayden Pickin’ her Wedgie
Hayden Buying a Thong

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2007

30

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So some dude who has a website called INeedDaneCooksCockInMe.com or some shit I don’t remember because it was lame, just added me to AIM to tell me that I am a bigger failure than Teri Hatcher. I told him that I know that she may be disgusting, but she’s on some popular TV show and that I don’t really take offense to being compared to her because she’s doing alright for herself, especially not from some dude who has a crush on Dane Cook and thinks he’s actually funny. The dude went on to try to convince me to kill myself because I guess that’s the type of shit he finds funny and was saying that’s how much of a failure I was in his eyes, but reality is that if the booze doesn’t kill me, either will I and I’ll just let shit ride its course even if it means running this deeper into the ground than I already have.

That said, maybe I’d consider doing it, if the person peer pressuring me to do it was someone who was less pathetic than I am. Maybe if a really hot chick was like let’s kill ourselves together and I’ll let you grab my tits, but even then I’d probably just go along with it to grab her tits then pussy out, because death looks boring. I feel like if I was to take dude on he’d have to be someone who doesn’t use the word “Douch Bag” three times on his Dane Cook fan site and who doesn’t drop jokes about jerking off to Llamas. So today’s lesson is to only take advice from people who are more successful and funnier than you, and not from some hack motherfucker who thinks he’s got all the answers hiding behind his computer making bad jokes.

Here are my links:

The Internet Pirate in the Forum Landed the New Jay-Z American Gangster Leak that is
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A Hot Iranian Porn Movie…I Didn’t Think it Was Possible Either
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Shauna Sand Dressed Half Naked and Classy for Some Event…Because She Can…
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Her Name is Ellen Stagg and She’s an Erotica Photographer and This Will Lead You To Her Own World Artistic Sluts Being Sleazy
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Who Would You Rather Have Sex With the Scary Edition
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Kim Kardashian Talks About Being an Attention Whore Slut
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Orliath McAllister’s Stained Panties
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Some Chick Named Anna Friel Topless By The Pool She’s Supposed to be on a TV Show Called Pushing Daisies
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Some Amazing Crackhead Dancing
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Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Pictures Because She’s Old and I’d Still Stuff Her Thanksgiving Turkey, But I’ve Always Had a Thing for Poultry
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Mary Carey is a DJ Whore With Big Fake TIts
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Here’s a Foot Juggling Video Because You Like People Who Are Good With Their Feet
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Britney Spears Gives Some Athlete Named Tony Romo a Lap Dance
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Britney Spears Breast Feeds When Drunk on Vodka and Hit On K-Fed’s Girlfriend
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Here’s a Drunk Liquor Theif to Remind us of Our Past…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Prince Harry’s Got a Sex Tape…Amazing
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Some Crazy Nightclub Fight
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Jordin Sparks is Some Fat Chick From American Idol Who Has Vowed to Stay a Virgin
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Angelina Joie is Disgusting on The Set of her New Movie
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Kim Kardashian and Her Whore Sister Re-Create Girls Gone Wild
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Arnold Schwarznegger Doesn’t Think Weed is a Drug
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David Spade’s Ironic T-Shirt
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Some Dude High On Drugs being Hysterical
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Girls Going Nuts at a Drunken Party
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Christina Ricci Lookin’ Hot Again….
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Jessica Biel’s Hot and Wet and Half Naked and Hiding Her Penis
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Check Out Rihanna’s Tit’s Side Cleavage
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Funny Interview with Gay Dumbledore from Harry Potter…But You Already Knew That…That’s Why You Read the Books Virgin…
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Some Dude Juggling Hammers
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Some Vintage Tom Green vs an Old Man Video
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Diana Ross’ Son is Slammin Some Blonde Slut Dressed Up Blonde and Slutty Named Aubrey O’Day
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This Halloween Costume Will Turn You the Fuck On…
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Nicole Richie Smokes When Pregnant
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Jordan Dressed Classy, But We All Know She’s a Slut
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2 Half Naked Girls Looking Hot in Ralph Magazine Named Danielle and Tamara Kondratriuk
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Some Hot New Britney Photoshoot
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Some Cheerleader Keeps Doing Her Moves As She’s Pulled Away on a Stretcher…Hysterical
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Check Out Some Hot California Blondes Named Holly and Molly Being Hot California Blondes
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Some Frat Boy Lookin’ Motherfucker Named Pittsburgh Slim Has a Lame Frat Boy Song Called Girls Kiss Girls…But the Video is Worth Watching….Seriously….Just Mute the Shit and by Shit I Mean His Song
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Jennifer Ellison Showing Off her Tits on Rollerblades and It’s as Magical as it Sounds
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Avril Lavigne is a Lame French Maid or a Totally Unsexy Something for Halloween
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lohan Lookin’ Fucking Hot
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Lohan Does AA Next to This Blogger’s Home…
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Some Funny Church Billboard Trying to Guilt the Public into Going to Church so that they can Get Your Money
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Some Photobucket Slut Who Looks Pregnant and Classy
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Some Slut on Photobucket’s Fake Tits
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A Couple of Teens Dyke out on the Couch
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Download Inxs Greatest Hits in the Forum
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Download Queens of the Stone Age Live in the Forum
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Download Smashing Pumpkins Adore in the Forum
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Download AC/DC Back in Black in the Forum
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Some Sorority Girl Naked in the Forum
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Download Some Amateur Orgy in the Forum
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2 Hot Naked Chicks Posing Together
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Watch this Hooker Change Her Mind About Having Sex on Camera…It May Remind You of your Sex Life…
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How About Some Naughty Athletics?
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If you Like Pussy…This Will Help
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Bonus:

Sandee Westgate’s Tits Do a DVD Review

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2007

29

Oct

I am – Elvira's Still Alive and Slutty of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Elvira because it’s Halloweeen and being Elvira means that you can only work for this one week a year which works out nicely for her because she’s gotta be in her 60s and this shit is some semi-retired living in Florida career. All she has to do is squeeze herself into some kind of tight motherfucking outfit, show off her big tits and show up,

Speaking of squeezing into tight clothes, I was walking down the street today, and as you all know, leggings are all the fucking rage for young girls thanks to American Apparel. Well it turns out that fat girls with fat asses think that since shit’s in style, they have a right to offend all of us with their tight pants and big asses all hanging out all over the motherfucking place. I don’t know where I am going with this, because I am too nice to call a girl out for being fat and offensive, but I Elivra reminded me of what I saw and felt the need to drop it like it’s hot, when really it’s not hot at all, it’s the shit that’s turning all these young dude’s gay.

Either way, I know a lot of girls who would love to get paid for that kind of thing, but instead are doing it for free, or for STDs and babies, so in a lot of ways Elvira is living the dream and it’s really too bad that she’s not asked to attend more Christmas, New Years, Easter, Labor Day and Independence Day events.


Related Posts:

Lauren Mayhew’s Shitty Halloween Costume from Last Year
Lohan’s Shitty Halloween Costume Last Year
The Duffsgusting Sister’s Shitty Halloween Costumes from Last Year

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2007

29

Oct

I am – Elvira’s Still Alive and Slutty of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Elvira because it’s Halloweeen and being Elvira means that you can only work for this one week a year which works out nicely for her because she’s gotta be in her 60s and this shit is some semi-retired living in Florida career. All she has to do is squeeze herself into some kind of tight motherfucking outfit, show off her big tits and show up,

Speaking of squeezing into tight clothes, I was walking down the street today, and as you all know, leggings are all the fucking rage for young girls thanks to American Apparel. Well it turns out that fat girls with fat asses think that since shit’s in style, they have a right to offend all of us with their tight pants and big asses all hanging out all over the motherfucking place. I don’t know where I am going with this, because I am too nice to call a girl out for being fat and offensive, but I Elivra reminded me of what I saw and felt the need to drop it like it’s hot, when really it’s not hot at all, it’s the shit that’s turning all these young dude’s gay.

Either way, I know a lot of girls who would love to get paid for that kind of thing, but instead are doing it for free, or for STDs and babies, so in a lot of ways Elvira is living the dream and it’s really too bad that she’s not asked to attend more Christmas, New Years, Easter, Labor Day and Independence Day events.


Related Posts:

Lauren Mayhew’s Shitty Halloween Costume from Last Year
Lohan’s Shitty Halloween Costume Last Year
The Duffsgusting Sister’s Shitty Halloween Costumes from Last Year

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2007

29

Oct

I am – Teri Hatcher Ruins Halloween of the Day

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Teri Hatcher takes halloween to heart and shows up at some kids charity to scare the fuck out of everyone in the fucking place. I don’t think that was her plan but halloween is the time to celebrate death and she’s been doing a lot of celebrating for the last 10 years because bitch looks like fucking death and has for a long time.

I was at some fish market, not because I eat fish but because I like the smell and just can’t get enough of it. The Old Greeks guys who run the place were talking about Desperate Housewives and how much they love it and how they want to bend Eva Longoria and teach her the greek olive oil way. I realized that they would be better bloggers than me and had to leave even though it smelled like heaven and by heaven I mean like some washed up old hooker who had three days of cum still up inside her.

Either way, I like how she smeared her last period before she menopause that she kept in the fridge on her lips as some kind of ceremonial celebration sacrifice.


Related Posts:

Teri Hatcher and Horses
Teri Hatcher’s Post Molestation Picture
Eva Longoria’s Bikini Ass
Nicolette Sheridan is a Hot Old Lady

Posted in:Halloween|Scary|Teri Hatcher|Unsorted

2007

29

Oct

I am – Lauren Conrad's Got Booze of the Day

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Finally, some pictures of Lauren Conrad that I can jerk off to because I find booze the hottest thing out there and it’s safe to say that I am in love with alcohol, it’s been the most reliable friend in my life and has never real done me wrong, other than all the stupid shit I’ve done while drunk, like driving, or having unprotected sex with sluts, but for the most part we’ve had a lot of good times. So seeing Lauren Conrad buying all this booze for her party makes me want to be on a shitty reality TV show so that I can afford my very own trip to the alcohol store like this. This is the shit that makes me want to win the lottery or rob some old bitch, because I never really cared about the nice cars or houses money buys, I just care about trips to the liquor store.

I can only assume that Lauren Conrad’s putting all this effort into stocking up her bar in hopes that this booze will make some poor fucker drunk enough to fuck her or at least think she’s worth a fuck.


Related Posts:

Lauren Conrad in a Bikini Pictures
Kristin Cavallari Dressed Like a Slut
Heidi Montag in a Pink Bikini

Posted in:Alcohol|Booze|Drunk|Lauren Conrad|Unsorted

2007

29

Oct

I am – Lauren Conrad’s Got Booze of the Day

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Finally, some pictures of Lauren Conrad that I can jerk off to because I find booze the hottest thing out there and it’s safe to say that I am in love with alcohol, it’s been the most reliable friend in my life and has never real done me wrong, other than all the stupid shit I’ve done while drunk, like driving, or having unprotected sex with sluts, but for the most part we’ve had a lot of good times. So seeing Lauren Conrad buying all this booze for her party makes me want to be on a shitty reality TV show so that I can afford my very own trip to the alcohol store like this. This is the shit that makes me want to win the lottery or rob some old bitch, because I never really cared about the nice cars or houses money buys, I just care about trips to the liquor store.

I can only assume that Lauren Conrad’s putting all this effort into stocking up her bar in hopes that this booze will make some poor fucker drunk enough to fuck her or at least think she’s worth a fuck.


Related Posts:

Lauren Conrad in a Bikini Pictures
Kristin Cavallari Dressed Like a Slut
Heidi Montag in a Pink Bikini

Posted in:Alcohol|Booze|Drunk|Lauren Conrad|Unsorted

2007

29

Oct

I am – Paris Hilton Does Halloween of the Day

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I was at some Halloween jam last night. I don’t really remember much about it because that’s what happens when I drink. I think it has something to do with the older I get the stupider I get or some shit, but that’s probably a good thing. I was actually pretty disappointed in the costumes, there weren’t as many vagina slips on my face as I expected, but I did get stuck talking to some dude about junk food for half the night and couldn’t escape. He was going on and on about how he distributes junk food and he was a nice guy. I had to tell him that I had to go look for pussy and as much as I look like a fat guy who loves junk food, I am really a fat guy who likes creeping hot sluts in costumes out.

It’s nice to see that the creative process that Paris and Nicky went through in coming up with these costumes was a matter of walking into a sex shop and choosing whichever costume spoke to them. I am a lot more into whores who can at least come up with something inspired with the whore clothes they have lying around and it’s safe to say that Paris would have been a lot more ironic if she went out as a herpes scab, but I guess she realizes that I am the only person who finds herps scabs hot.

Paris as a Sexy Sail-Whore

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Paris as a Naughty Alice in Wonderland

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Related Posts:

Paris Hilton Does stepTV
Paris Hilton Partying Pictures
Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton Partying

Posted in:Alice|Girl Scout|Halloween|Nicky Hilton|Paris Hilton|Sailor|Slut|Unsorted

2007

27

Oct

I am – Blocked in Germany While Lohan Leaves Dance Studios of the Day

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So it looks like the Germans are like Paypal and don’t like me very much.

it seems like the ISP AliceDSL (www.alice-dsl.de) blocked access to www.drunkenstepfather.com

Since a week a two, I am not able to access one of my favorite websites and it’s only your website. I can perfectly access it through anonymizers such as Tor or by using other ISPs but this certain ISP blocks access to Drunkenstepfather.com.

Maybe you want to investigate further or make it public somehow…

I thought German’s were into shitting on each other and beating each other up. I didn’t realize that they were still Nazis, only instead of hating the non-aryans and fags, they hate me. Here are some pictures of Lohan leaving some dance studio prepping for some tango movie, because she probably hates me too, even though I plan on knocking her off the wagon with my dick. It may be small, limp and useless but that just means it’ll take more effort.


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