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2011

28

Sep

Zombie Janice Dickinson’s Not So See Through of the Day

I thought these pictures were of Janice Dickinson in a see through shirt and I got excited, you know with Halloween around the corner, I was totally down for some half dead, zombie, surprised she still has nipples and that they haven’t fallen off yet cuz of all the surgery….

Unfortunately it looks like she’s got a bra on, so you’re forced to just look at her weathered plastic zombie face…and there’s really no fun in that…cuz undead faces aren’t nearly as good as undead tits or undead undead bikini or even her pussy lips that I’ve probably seen but blocked out of memory because they looked like rotting flesh, death, infection…melting away….but I can’t imagine that happening…I’m just too lazy to dig through the site for them…unless those undead faces have flesh wounds that look vaginal and that are deep enough to stick your dick in…

Either way, here’s the see through that isn’t a see through…

Posted in:Janice Dickinson

2011

28

Sep

Still Waiting on Pippa Middleton to Crack of the Day

I know these pictures of Pippa are horrible. They are boring…and of a bitch just walking down the street…not doing anything erotic, or flashing anything accidentally. Even the biggest pervert, the kind of pervert who pulls out his dick on public transit, couldn’t get off to shit like this…but I also know that eventually Pippa is gonna crack….She’s a fucking time bomb that’s gonna one day go off….because soon enough all the pressure and feelings of being second rate to her Royal Sister…is gonna end in nudity, cries for attention. I’ve seen it with spoiled brats before and I’m sure we will see it again…..it is just a matter of time…

So think of these boring pics of her as the calm before the amazingly erotic storm….that we all know is gonna hit….

Posted in:Pippa Middleton

2011

28

Sep

Anna Faris Ass Profile in a Black Dress of the Day

Who gives a fuck about Anna Faris….I’m gonna assume she’s so irrelevant that even she doesn’t know who Anna Faris is…Sure that doesn’t make sense, but I’m irritated in the simple fact that she’s one of those actresses who is cast as the hot chick, the body, the token get naked chick, yet she doesn’t carrry that into her everyday life, like in these pics, why the fuck does she think it is acceptable to wear a black dress, that’s barely revealing, does she not know her role in Hollywood as a whole….she’s gotta really step her shit up, otherwise some other slut’s just gonna replace the bitch…

Posted in:Anna Faris

2011

28

Sep

Top Milk Filled Breast Milking Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

Youtube is a porn site because people jerk off to it. It is a porn site that advertisers don’t care is a porn site cuz there’s a billion other non porno related videos…at least that’s what the advertiser who rejected me told me….

TOday’s fetish is bitches milking themselves…Sure they play it off as educational….but we know what people are really doing with this video – cuz we are those guys doing those things. We are the truth….

A Milk Filled Chick and Her Breast Pump….for Educational Purposes

Doubling Pumping….

Some Girls Just Use THeir Hands with the Help of her Friend to Pump….

Big Girls Milking Her Big TIts into a Bowl

Milking and Nipple Play

More Milking…

Milking Compilation

Breast Feeding and Milking At the Same Time…

There’s more- but I’ve posted enough….

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2011

28

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have nothing to say …. other than fuck you internet for giving me herpes and fuck you herpes for being on my penis head so that everytime I pee it’s like satan is taking a bite out of crime like he was McRuff..I mean that’s what I’d say if I had herpes on my dick prohibiting a lovely pee…hey ladies…what you doing tonights?

I don’t know what I am saying, but I bourbon makes me shit blood.

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2011

28

Sep

The Rihanna Topless Picture of the Day

Rihanna in the field offending catholic farmers saga continues, only this time with uncovered tiopless shots that are so blurred that they might as well be of Big Foot coming to eat your children, which isn’t all that far from the truth of what’s actually in these pictures, but it’s be nicers if the Irish Paparazzi knew how to take a fucking picture as well as they know how to bag pipe and drink.

So here are some mystical images that could be doctored of what people are saying are Rihanna, but I just see a huge blurry body….which happens to be Rihanna looking her best…

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

27

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I just found out most people who come to the site think I am gay and just being faggy when I write “oh, i’d fuck that pussy”…which is hilarious because if I was actually gay and if I was just being faggy when I write “sit on my face you whore”…I’d probably be famous cuz the media loves catty gay guys, doesn’t understand why pervert straight guys would care about celebs, and I just figured out the flaw in my hustle…other than having no real hustle in my hustle…

I played this internet thing all fucking wrong. Here are my stepLINKS

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Mom Celebs and the Bikinis They Wear….
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2011

27

Sep

Rihanna Loses Her Top Filming the Irish Video that Pisses Off Farmers of the Day

You may have heard that Rihanna was filming a video in Ireland and the farmer who owned the property they were filming on asked them to stop because it was too slutty for his Irish Catholic morals and values…which led him to question whether Rihanna has relationship with god, and if so, she needs to work on it, without realizing she obviously sold her soul to the devil to get to this level…..

Well apparently she lost her top and the paparazzi were there cuz it makes for a good story….and generates some press…unfortunatley, I haven’t found her nipples yet – no matter how hard I zoom in…


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Posted in:Rihanna

2011

27

Sep

Nicole Richie and Samantha Ronson in Bikini of the Day

I’ve met both Samantha Ronson and Nicole Richie and they both hate me enough to block me on Facebook and Twitter and that would hurt me if I actually found them interesting enough to hang out with, cuz even in their bikinis, they’re just a couple of low level cunts, spoiled, elitist, adopted by a musicians cuz their real dads don’t give a fuck about them for valid reasons, but at least they found each other, hustle..

Nicole Richie who led DJ AM to an early grave by calling off the wedding, and getting knocked up by a good charlotte sister, Sam Ronson who has led Lohan to a similar fate….making me want to stay away even though I love all bitches in their bikinis…

So here are some shitty people living shitty lives and here are the pics….

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Posted in:Nicole Richie|Samantha Ronson