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2012

04

Apr

Rihanna Half Naked in Elle of the Day

Rihanna is in Elle and she ran off her mouth about some bullshit that I didn’t bother reading becausee Rihanna is some uneducated prostitute and anything that she comes up with is probably words designed by another motherfucker on her payroll….I have the inside scoop on the bitch from a friend who lives in Barbados…he told me that the Chris Brown beating was likely her hitting herself in the face to report him to the authorities to get him in trouble and ruin him cuz her crazy thought he was cheating on her….or some shit….he told me Bajan women are evil if you get on their wrong side….and they will fucking drag you through the mud…and piss on your face if needed….something I could see myself being into cuz I have no self respect and when Rihanna looks like this…amazing….I’d pretty much let her do whatver she wanted to me…including ripping off my penis in some tribal fucking ritual…shit would go viral andd I don’t need it, it’s pathetic and embarassing anyway, at least now I’d have an excuse….am I right people?!

So here she is in Elle, half naked, looking good, reminding us she’s crazy, but can take a good beating and get over it, unlike all your “i was molest by my dad”…or “my boyfriend is abusive” fat chicks who can’t fucking let go….get over it.

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2012

04

Apr

Clara Alonso is Some Model Pussy in Elle Vietnam of the Day

Clara Alonso is a Spanish model….she’s 25…..and she’s in Elle Vietnam, a country that I have been to and appreciate….thanks to the food but more importantly the many prosititutes who I got to hang out with in the “lady bars”….who would wash their twats for me before letting me fuck them all I wanted for pretty much 10 dollars. I didn’t bother with the 10 year old hookers, or the boys dressed like girls…but there is something for everyone there…making you wonder why we bombed them in the first place….

Either way, Clara is fucking hot, and I like hot bitches with modeling contracts that validate their hotness and get them paid for their hotness, that stamp of approval, like a bad artless tattoo on a stripper, to remind you of what caliber woman you are dealing with….

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2012

04

Apr

Maria Menounos’ Big Old Ass Has a Cameltoe of the Day

I wonder if Maria Menounos’ pants jacked up her ass count as a cameltoe, you know, cuz she’s greek, and her asshole is her main vagina?

Yes this is what I do with my time….I contemplate such life changing, important, observations….I am a modern day Leonardo Divinci or some philosopher or some shit….

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2012

04

Apr

Scarlett Johansson’s Big Titties Bounce in New Avenger’s Clip of the Day

Marvel dropped a video for their socially awkward, obsessive compulsive, nerd fan base of all ages, of Scarlett Johansson in a scene from The Avengers, giving a sneak peak at her titty jiggle, something that isn’t a big deal to real men, who get laid, and who watch porn, and who don’t need the human rendition of a comic bitch they’ve been jerking off to since they were 12 to get off…..but a sneak peak at her titty jiggle that has enough of an impact for some virgin, loser, sci/fic, comic collecting, socially awkward freaks to either cum himself, or have his fucking head explode…

I’d say I was posting it for those Comicon freaks, but it dropped earlier today, they’ve already seen it, that’s part of the whole subculture, chubby Scarlett Johansson’s trying to tap into with her cellulite.

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2012

04

Apr

Babes and Milk and Donuts is the Best Car Ad Ever of the Day

My homeboy Mark, over at COPYRANTER sent me this video….

It is some Scion ad that dropped well over a month ago, but that no one sw, because I guess Scion wasn’t clever enough to email me and offer me 10,000 dollars to post the shit, so instead I’m gonna post it for them for free, because sometimes, commercials are exactly what I want to see, you know daring enough to probably never end up on TV, but to give me some sort of hope that ad agencies are still creative, interesting and not too scared of their Christian guidlines, making them willing to get sluts half naked in a car with donuts and milk while the car does donuts…

Genius. Now I need to go out and get me a fucking Scion.

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2012

04

Apr

Babes and Donuts is the Best Car Ad Ever of the Day

My homeboy Mark, over at COPYRANTER sent me this video….

It is some Scion ad that dropped well over a month ago, but that no one sw, because I guess Scion wasn’t clever enough to email me and offer me 10,000 dollars to post the shit, so instead I’m gonna post it for them for free, because sometimes, commercials are exactly what I want to see, you know daring enough to probably never end up on TV, but to give me some sort of hope that ad agencies are still creative, interesting and not too scared of their Christian guidlines, making them willing to get sluts half naked in a car with donuts and milk while the car does donuts…

Genius. Now I need to go out and get me a fucking Scion.

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2012

04

Apr

Lauren Stoner’s Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Lauren Stoner is some HOT ASS from Miami who has done pretty much nothing but real low level Miami based acting jobs….leading to her very own IMDB page….even though her most substantial contribution to the world was FLASHING HER FUCKING TITS WHILE TANNING ……because she’s got an amazing fucking body, and famous or not, that’s all that fucking matters in a bitch….who cares what shows she’s been on, or if she’s got money or a career, all I care about is staring at her, and knowing her desperation to become famous, you know desperate enough to become friends with the paparazzi….and getting half naked as much as possible for them to put her pics on blast, cuz blogs will write about a bitch under those circumstances….desperation is always hot….even when it is for oxygen…..

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2012

04

Apr

Keira Knightley in Interview Magazine of the Day

If you are wondering why I’m posting these Keira Knightley pics that are not nude in a movie , not in a bikini, not showing a little pussy lip in some weird unauthorized fan comic ….not STRADDLING A MOTOR BIKE ….I don’t have the fucking answer.

I’m thinking it was the leather spread legs pic that got me, or maybe that I thought she was Kate Beckinsale and was ready to talk to the virgin losers in our group about how hot her mom body is….hot enough to not make any fucking sense….that’s how hot…

But instead….it’s the Pirates skinny chick no one cares about….

I say oops, but you should know by now just how bad I am at this blogging shit.

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2012

04

Apr

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Daughter in a Bikini of the Day

I saw these pictures yesterday and figured I didn’t need to rush them to the fucking site because Schwarznegger’s daughter in a white bikini is only interesting because of the emotional trauma this cunt has gone through the last few years, with her parent’s divorce, her dad’s cheating, disgracing the family, and making her hate men, a great recipe for damaged spoiled twats, eager to fuck, with no real value on relationships, because she expects them all to fail, I mean just look at what happened to the pure love her parents had…..leading to lots of cock in pussy to fill that void…poor little rich girl…come sit on my fucking lap.


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2012

04

Apr

Cinthia Fernandez Naked in Hombre Argentina April 2012 of the DAy

Her name is Cinthia Fernandez, she’s in Hombre Argentia, some magazine that I guess is the equivalent of Maxim and other low grade shit, and she’s wearing a thong…showing off her spic ass….relatively uneventful, uninteresting, and maybe even a little too muscular, leading one to think she may have been born with a penis and early on in her career, she was a hired lady boy to German tourists, but I’m posting it anyway, you know to switch it up, and tap into international markets, I’m clever like that….I figure there’s at least 10,000,000 other Cinthia Fernandez’s in the world googling themselves and hopefully ending up here…making me rich cuz I need a private jet to impress some cunt on Facebook….you know I like the important things in life.

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2012

04

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

I write rape joke, racist jokes, dead missing person jokes…..

I talk about vagina like the object that it is….

But for some reason I only get hate for the stepNEWS….

You fucking perverts don’t care that it is awesome, all you care about are tits.

You’re a disgrace

Here is the stepNEWS…..

Researchers: Beer Goggles Affect Women More Than Men
Researchers have discovered that alcohol impairs the judgement of women more than men.

Rihanna: Chris Brown’s Beating Was “Liberating�
Rihanna tells Elle Magazine that she felt liberated after Chris Brown’s attack, saying it allowed her to be truthful.

TN Woman Calls 911 For Bad Hamburger
A Tennessee woman called 911 numerous times to complain that her Hardee’s hamburger didn’t taste right and wanted police to do something about it.

Texas Father Arrested For Leaving Kids In Car To Go Car Shopping
A Texas father of two is facing charges after leaving his children in a van for almost an hour while he went shopping for a gun.

Police Seek Man in Bizarre Biting Attack
Caught on camera: a man suspected of biting a woman’s foot at a Phoenix Target store.

New York man admits to chopping up roommate
A Russian immigrant admitted to cops that he killed his New York City roommate in a fistfight, then chopped up his body and tried to dissolve the dismembered corpse in vats of bleach.

Possible Motive For Brutal Baltimore Courthouse Brawl Discovered
An apparent group assault in downtown Baltimore that involves a man being heated and stripped on the sidewalk has been investigated and a possible motive uncovered in video from another angle.

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2012

04

Apr

Mike Tyson Likes Jesus of the Day

I don’t watch TV, especially not late night talk shows….that shit fucking bores me, but since we’re rolling into Easter, a time to celebrate Jesus’ death and his becoming a Zombie, for all to celebrate for 2000 years, blindly, thinking he’s got their back….I think this Mike Tyson joke is appropriate, especially for what we do here…..

Maybe it is the fact I don’t have black dick or millions of dollars, cuz even though my name is Jesus, I’ve never heard a bitch drop it when fucking me, but in her defense, or maybe in my defense of my shitty performance and humiliating sized penis, that is great for anal, she was asleep, medicated, high, or beat the fuck up…

Maybe I’m darker that Mike Tyson in my comedy not in skin color.

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2012

04

Apr

Sara Tommassi’s Amazing Flashing of the Day


Her name is Sara Tomassi and she is amazing.

Why?

Because she realizes she’s 31 and that if she ever wants anyone to know who the fuck she is, she’s gotta to flash the camera in an obviously obvious way, staged unoffensive pussy pics like she was Lohan, or Paris Hilton, letting us know she’s ready to get her fucking celebrity on….that she’s ready for more than just Italy to know who the fuck this eager bitch is…..

Do it the way real celebrities like Kim Kardashian get it done….throwing away any shame, morals or values and saying “look at me, look at me” but in less words and more vagina….tits….and ass…

My kind of internation pussy.

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2012

04

Apr

Coco’s Ridiculous Ass in a Thong of the Day

Coco proves that ridiculous is not always a good thing…sometimes it is annoying, awkward, weird, disgusting, vile, fat, sloppy, clown-like, but there’s something very important to learn from her and that is that if you’re willing to show off your fat ass, people will not only watch you do it, but one may be a celebrity who gives you the good life, pretending your whoring is love…..reminding you that if you never put it out there…you may be missing out on that meal ticket.


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2012

04

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’m a fucking superhero and I have the bus loads of virgin, awkward, role playing game, Second Life, World of War Craft, living in their mom’s basement, unable to talk to girls cuz they are too busy popping their pimples and masturbating to the cutouts of various celebs in shitty sci/fi movies they are obsessed with enough to make life size replicas of them out of semen when not to busy having war battles in the park…..fans to prove it.

Um, Where Does He Keep the Birds
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Sports’ Biggest Brawls Ever!!!
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Free Cam Shows, You Will Love Ém
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Flying Car Anyone?
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Candace is Super Sexy
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Paris Hilton Hates Reality, Has A Butt Crack
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Live Cam Shows For Your Pleasure
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She May Tear Her Vagina in Half – VIDEO
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