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2011

23

Dec

Lucy Pinder, Holly Peers, Rosie Jones, Sophie Reade Titties for Nuts of the Day

Here’s a bunch of pictures straight out of the pages of some UK magazine that loves big titties as much as you….actually they probably like big titties more than you….because big titties make them a fucking fortune…because they suck you in with them…like any typical whore looking for some kind of sugar daddy, something none of us will ever experience because we’re loser dirt bags, and girls only talk to us if they are hookers….or obeses and looking for husbands to fight their lonliness….we suck, these tits don’t, fuck you.

Posted in:Nuts 2012

2011

23

Dec

Noa Tishby Tits in 2.3 Times Per Week of the Day

You know what the world needs….more hot Jewish women…like this Noa Tishby bitch who is some actor and producer far better looking than other Jewsih actors of the past, you know like Sarah Silverman and Barbara Streisand….in fact she’s better looking that most Jewish women you see getting their hair and nails done at the high end salon’s while loudly discussing their high maintenance lives no one cares about, especially not their husbands they stopped sucking off when he put a very expensive ring on it and she’s far better looking than the Jewish woman I saw fighting with a guy for a parking spot for her Mercedes, the same company that enslaved her people before her spoiled ass was born and she had all the money she knew what to do with….all because there was 40 mins still left on the meter…..

Either way, she’s born in Israel, has done some modeling and is now in America where she’s using her genetically coded business savvy producing shows on HBO alongside Marky Mark and the funky bunch…She’s balling out of control, hustling but that doesn’t make her stop showing her titties on Israeli TV….and here they are….

Posted in:Noa Tishby

2011

23

Dec

Miranda Kerr’s Ass for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Victoria’s Secret is probably filling a few giant warehouses full of crates of money today…you know since 90 percent of people are done their Christmas shopping, and Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year for these corporate monsters…this is what they work for….this is what their business revolves around…this is why they go to third world countries and abduct hot bust bitches who look good in push up bras for…you know like Miranda Kerr….straight from Austraila who they gave millions of dollars to and a celebrity husband who gave her a child….all for one small sacrfrice…showing the world her fucking knickers….if only stripping was this good for everyone….

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2011

23

Dec

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

If this is the most wonderful time of year….why do I want to dress myself in a Santa suit and shoot myself in the dick to see if I still feel….ideally on my ex girlfriend’s doorstep on Christmas dinner, hoping it ends in my bleeding to death brining here Christmas memories she’ll have to remember the rest of her life and even go to therapy to try to forget..you know hypothetically….maybe it’s the eggnog talking….or maybe I’m just being dramatic….

Is it possible that Christmas music lies to me?

Fat Cat Jumping FAIL – VIDEO
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Aaliyah is Bringing Us Some Christmas Sluttiness
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50 Hottest Playmate Sports Fans
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Free Cam Shows Are th Best Christmas Presents I Can Give You
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This Dog Won’t Walk On Ice and I Won’t Blame Him
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The 10 Hottest Women in David Fincher Movies
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LeAnn Rimes Is Still Wearing A Bikini
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Sexy Saturday Party at Rutgers University
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Horny 19 Year Old is Getting Herself Off – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Shows Bring the Sexy
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WTF Photo of the Day
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2011

23

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I decided I am going to become a stand-up comedian. Sure I’m not funny but that’s going to be my act. I figured stand-up comedians get more pussy than bloggers, and despite being married to a massive pussy, it’s more of quantity by piece than a quantity by weight thing I want….

The Christmas Season reminds me how much I hate my wife cuz I have to watch her eat endless cookies…and since my stepdaughters turned 20, they’ve been on a steady decline…..I figure it’s time to move the fuck on…but I’m lazy….and I prefer being miserable…it helps my stand-up career that I’m too lazy to have…..alcoholism….always wins…Everyday is fucking Christmas in this hell….

Stephanie Seymour Does Yoga on the Beach
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Poo Covered Christmas Miracle
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Vanessa Hudgens Tight Pants Vagina Definition…
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Paris Hilton in Gold and Nasty for Vanity Fair
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Some Keyboard Cat Weirdness
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The 100 Hottest Women of the 2000s
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Fat Cat Fails at Jumping
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Live Web Cam Sluts, You Know You Want To
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This Tight Roper Walker is Kind of Insane – VIDEO
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Sherra is Making Me Think Dirty Thoughts
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Harry Houdini And His Cunning Stunts
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Christmas Nightmare
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Kendall Jenner Gets A Little Inapropriate
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Adam Lambert and His Gay Boyfriend Got in a Big Gay Fight Outside a Gay Club is Gay Finland. Gay.
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Stacey Pooles tits Are out Of Hand
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Free Cam Shows. Get to Work
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She’s Gonna Tear Her Vagina in Half
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USA vs. the World: Hot Female Athletes Edition
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I think Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin in Gamer Change is Going to Be Awesome and Here is the Trailer
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Juliette Lewis Panty Upskirt
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Beyonce Pregnancy Watch
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It’s Ali Lohan’s Birthday and She is as Ugly as Ever
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Google Maps and Hookers Haahaha
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Miley Cyrus is acting just like a 19-year-old
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Victoria Secret Model Mash Up
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Amelie Has a Massive Rack
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Bank Of America To Cough Up $335 Mil After Admitting They Were Overcharging Black Folks And Latinos
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Christine Alexis and Mackenzee Pierce Bring the Hotness
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Top 5: Sexy Videos From Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar
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Sexy Lesbians Play With Some Toys
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Beatrice is Super Sexy in Lingerie
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I Love a Hot Chick in Animal Print
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George Clooney’s Ladies: Elisabetta Canalis vs. Stacy Keibler
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Gotta Love a Busty Teen Web Slut
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Jessica Jane Clement Hops On The Hot Train
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Dipshit Teens Vandalize Stores – VIDEO
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9 famous people who need to go away
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DMX And Wife Agree To VH1’s “Couples Therapyâ€?
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Heidi Klum Twitter Picture As Pantless Claus
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Whitney Port’s a Jew
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Tori Spelling’s Got a Big House
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Construction Workers are Idiots
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Goal Keeper Kicks The Shit Out Of Hooligan
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I Want To Smack My Cock Across Ashley Tisdale’s Face
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J-Woww Almost Looks Fuckable. Good Job Team.
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Stephanie Seymour’s Ass Will Rip Your Fucking Dick Off
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Kendall Jenner – Age Appropriate Stripper
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Gabrielle Union Bikini
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Get Your Prohibition on With a Flask
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Dog Who Won’t Walk on Ice
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Lily Cole Naked in Red Bush in Some Magazine
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Nikkala Scott’s Big Naked Tits
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Upskirt
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Christina Ricci Pan AM Promo Pics
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Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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Extreme High Lining
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2011

22

Dec

Rita Rusic Bikini Pics of the Day

Here is 41 year old Italian pussy, Rita Rusic, squeezed into a bikini….sometimes being old and probably washed up isn’t as bad as it looks on paper…all it needs is to not be fat, to have a bit of a tan and some big old titties..who cares about what I have to say about fucking 41 year olds being some of the most easy going people about herpes outbreaks…..or how I feel nothing when I fuck them cuz I can’t touch the vagina walls thanks to the birthing process and/or my micro penis…or that the elasticity in their skin is like a stretched out went shoe that is two sizes too big for you…making me lose myself in their ass, literally cuz it is like a blanket….because this is an acception to the rule at least right now while I’m drunk so I’m posting it anyway….cuz shitty posts that make no sense are my fucking hustle….

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2011

22

Dec

Chloe Green’s Sloppy Bikini of the Day

Nothing says Christmas Vacation like a dumpy Jewish girl with a weak chin on the beach in a bikini at the most luxurious resort in Barbados cuz her dad is a billionaire….This Chloe Green bitch doesn’t really have be anything but dumpy and ugly because there is bound to be a Jewish guy willing to swipe her up and make him his wife so that they can have rich Jewish babies together…and who knows maybe she’s a really down to earth, cool girl with daddy issues who likes to fuck….and who really cares…I’m just posting the pics for the Jewish people out there who feel guilty, like they are disgracing their family and their grandparents who survived the war when they look at half naked non-jews sexually….I’m sure that happens all the time….and the sad thing in all this is rich, dumpy or not I’d still fuck her cuz she has a vagina and her youth….who cares.

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2011

22

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Hiding Her Vagina in Shorts

When you have a shitty face that you’ve tried to fix with plastic surgery but that is still a shitty face despite al the money invested in it….wear short spandex shorts cuz it redirects our eyes to what you do have control over…your body you work out all the fucking time and thank god you do cuz otherwise you’d be totally fucking hopeless…..proving I should be a stylist for hot body girls with ugly faces….They should give me my own show…like Queer Guy WItha Queer Eye the lowlife, poor, pervert who likes pussy edition…..

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2011

22

Dec

Sharlely Lilly Kerssenberg Bikini Pics of the Day

This is Boris Becker’s wife and she’s in a bikini….the pictures are about as exciting aren’t very exciting….I think I’d rather be watching a geriatric aquarobics class because there are more sets of tits, although older and sloppier, this is definitely a quantity over quality situation….Moms doing mom shit, even half naked is only hot when I’m really fucking drunk…horny….or having a stroke…

Posted in:Sharlely Lilly Kerssenberg

2011

22

Dec

Emma Forbes One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

I don’t know about you, but nothing says hot like a middle aged woman in a one piece showing her husband how big a cock needs to be for her to feel anything inside her massive middle aged vagina….oh right…that’d doesn’t say hot…that says disgusting and justifies why you should never entertain marriage…save you 30,000 dollars it costs for the wedding for 3000, 100 dollar hookers….3 a week for the the 30 weeks motherfucker…

The hottest thing I could find out about this bitch is that she suffured port partnatal depression after both her births…and there’s nothing like unstable women especially when they want to kill their babies for ruining their sex appeal and vaginas…provided they every had sex appeal…

Posted in:Emma Forbes

2011

22

Dec

Katie Price’s Crazy Panty Pants of the Day

Jordan Katie Price is amazing. She is like a living, breathing novelty toy….the kind of thing you blow up and give to a friend on his bachelor party as a joke….only she’s real life….alive and breathing…sure I can’t attest to her pussy being anything more than a fleshy, dead, corpose rotting thanks to the years of abuse…but I can say she wraps it up hysterically in some of the stupidest pants I’ve ever seen and for some reason, seeing this tranny who isn’t a tranny tran out brings me great joy….some panty that are leggings with a fake tan goodness…it is fucking glorious…

Posted in:Katie Price

2011

22

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

Tis the fucking season for amazing news….

Strip Club Toy Drive Donation Controversy
A toy drive program at the Hustler Club in San Francisco has some uncomfortable

High Speed Chase In Florida Ends In Crash

Police Charge Suspect with Nativity Jesus Theft
Amanda Crelia, 25, of Spotsylvania was arrested and charged with grand larceny for her involvement in the theft of the Baby Jesus figure from the Central Park shopping center last week.

Brutal Bus Beating In Milwaukee
A fight between a 12-year-old and a 24-year-old ended with an arrest.

Bold Thief Has Interesting Reaction To Being Caught
A brazen thief had a bizarre reaction when a clothing shop clerk stopped him from trying to walk out with high end merchandise.

Family Kicked Off Plane For Having Too Many Kids
A North Carolina family was removed from their US Air flight for traveling with too many young children.

Florida Man Steals Date’s Car
A Florida man, Michael Pratt, is accused of stealing his date’s car

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

22

Dec

J.Woww’s a Bikini Model of the Day

Jersey Shore trash J.Woww is a bikini model now, and I am pretty ok with it because she has a great body….more importantly she isn’t the troll and this isn’t her signing books that she pretends she wrote…it’s modeling cheesy fucking bikinis….for a company that is probably going to make a fortune now that they brought her on….and the truth is that as shit as Jersey Shore is….she’s the kind of whore, who had implants pre-Jersey shore for a reason….ready to humilate herself in a club, stripclub or porn set to get by, but instead decided to do it on MTV….and there’s nothing wrong with that….as long as you’re the hot one…which apparently this J.Woww is…. Who cares.

Posted in:J Woww

2011

22

Dec

LeAnn Rimes Hard Christian Body in a White Bikini of the Day

I like doughy, estrogen filled women as much as the next guy, it’s all womanly and reminds you of your mom, you know with those birthing hips….but there’s something real fucking magican about rock hard bodies and implants, especially when bouning on your tits….their pussies are just tighter….there’s also something amazing about bitches who are marketed as wholesome christians to the christians…but who really are just horny as fuck home wreckers who don’t give a fuck about their fans…cuz they already made stupid money and can afford to spend their days fucking….or hanging in white bikinis ready to fuck…I mean this LeAnn Rimes is a porno career waiting to happen.

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Posted in:Leann Rimes

2011

22

Dec

Most Boring Winter Bikini Modeling of the Day

I am a firm believer that anything can be made interesting as long as there’s a bitch in a bikini….from med school to waiting in line at the fucking unemployment office…if there’s a half naked girl…it suddenly becomes good. I figure the trick to youtube success is always to put a half naked girl into the mix….I tell every girl I know if she wants to make money to get half naked on the internet….But it turns out I was wrong….get some hippie bitch talking about eating a raw food diet outside in the snow in a bikini and you end up with the worst fucking bikini video on youtube….seriously….I’d rather watch a fat chick in a bikini eating fried chicken and cake than this…

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