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2010

02

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Those guys aren’t racist…but my stepLINKS may be…you can never tell these days….you think you know ppl and next thing you know you’re being human hunted in the backwoods on a “nature retreat” you agreed to go on because they said there would be free booze and girls in bikinis….

Kelly Osbourne In Tight Skimpy Clothes – Unfortunately…
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A John Travolta Gay Sex Scandal? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
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Cowboy is the New…Support this Awesomeness….
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Kim Kardashian Spreads Her Legs, Flashes Panties
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There’s No Such Thing as Eough Sluts For the Day
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Kelly Brooke Has Some Killer Cleavage
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Naked Whore Wrestling – VIDEO
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PARIS HILTON VS LINDSAY LOHAN: WHOíS THE BIGGER MEDIA WHORE? YOU DECIDE!
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30 Hot Reasons to Love Erin Andrews
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Naomi Campbell Panty Upskirt On A Windy Day In Venice
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Natalie Portman is Looking Hot in Red
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Let’s Watch Sasha Play Dress Up
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Jerry Lewis Has Some Words For Lindsay Lohan
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Shyla Has No Panties On
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Bad Girls Club Sexy Beach Fight – VIDEO
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Some Aleesandra Ambrosio Hotness
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Fat White Slut Thinks She Can Dance of the Day – VIDEO
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Beatrix is Open WIDE
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Some More of Britney Lookin Good in a Bikini
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Isabella Sky Gets Nasty
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I Can’t Believe I’m Even Saying This But Kelly Osbourne is Looking Hot
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Meet Lindsay Lohan’s Future Whore of a Step Sister
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10 Female Celebrities That Are Still Virgins
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10 Awesome Whore Pictures of the Day
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More of Jessica Alba Lookin Leggy
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John Gosselin is My Hero
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Lena Shows Off Her Pussy
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Sweet Sweet Eugenia
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The Things I Would Do to Megan Good
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Krissy is Sweet and Sexy
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Kim Kardashian’s Insane Cleavage
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25 Great Moments In Text Messaging History
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Everyone Involved in Machete Hates Lindsay Lohan
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Whoa, Candace Cameron is Looking Hot
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Kid Attacks Another Kid with a Chair – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Kelly Brooke is Lookin Hot at the Playboy Mansion
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Sunny Leone Strips Down
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Brooklyn Decker Rocks Short Shorts
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Gotta Love Caprice
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Janice Dickenson Flashes Her Cunnie For The Homeless
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Alessandra Ambrosio HOT in a VERY SEXY Lingerie Commercial Throwback
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Las Vegas Hates Paris Hilton
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2010

02

Sep

Sophie Turner’s Ridiculous Ass in a See Thru Dress of the Day

My relationship with Sophie Turner has been going on since the beginning of her career in America, or 3-5 months for those of you who still haven’t heard about her.

She threatened to sue me for calling her a pornstar cuz she has done everything in her power to look like a pornstar, from fake tits, to fake ass, to ideally a fake pussy, so you don’t have to get your dick dirty when you pay her the 400 dollars to fuck her on camera….unfortunately she didn’t use a Lawyer for the lawsuit, but instead her PR person, who wasn’t even smart enough to sign off as a fake lawyer, making the whole cry for fame kinda funny….

It’s like she’s an aspiring Shauna Sand….

The most fun fact about Shauna Sand impersonator Sophie Turner is that a model she worked with sent me this email last month that I never bothered with, but it is relevant today:

Hey,
I see that u really hate sophie turner! So let me tell u more about this pornstar-bitch-whore or whatever u wanna call her!!!! She is married and has a child! She just claims to be a fucking single! And she is not 26 years old! HAHA that’s so funny! I TELL U she is 29 years old! She was born 1981! Or yeah and by the way she puts paddings in her butt to make it look bigger….! That bitch is just ridiculous!

Oh shit…Scandal…here she is in a see through dress…showing off her ass….and plastic surgery hacked up whore face…Goodtimes…

Posted in:Sophie Turner

2010

02

Sep

Jessica Alba Needs to Go Back to Pregnancy of the Day

Jessica Alba needs to go back to babymaking, at least that will give her something she can pretend to be proud of, you know minor purpose in her life, cuz based on this recent publicity tour for Machete, she’s totally fuckin’ done.

Irrelevant and hated by all men for ruining herself with that whole hole in condom trick that brought her a kid that will never let her man Cash Warren leave her….

Remember, with irrelevance comes sex tapes….not that you want to see the mangled mom pussy, but I know I do….for reasons deeper than seeing a mangled mom pussy….and those reasons are that she had a no-nudity clause and I need to be reminded that when push comes to shove, all women are whores….even mothers trying to get noticed again….

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2010

02

Sep

Kelly Osbourne Porns It Up of the Day

Don’t get me wrong, saying Kelly Osbourne is “Porning” it up doesn’t mean she’s doing a good thing. I don’t Kelly Osbourne in any circumstance that involves her having sex is doing a good thing, except maybe when the closet case willing to fuck her cuz she’s not built like the other girls who totally turn him off cuz they are hot realizes that he’s gay and pussy isn’t for him….but that doesn’t really count…

She’s skinny, she’s got blonde hair, she’s got her same old half retarded looking face she can than her dad’s half retarded, drug abused sperm for, and she looks like someone I just say getting railed by two black guys with cocks the size of a forearm, and really her look wasn’t what I’d call very pretty….if you know what I mean, and if you don’t, it’s that most porn chicks are fucking vile and Kelly Osborne, no matter what she does, is mostly fucking vile – here are the pics….

I may be disgusted by Kelly Osbourne, but I’m always down for her sister Joan…her lyrics really speak to me….

Posted in:Kelly Osbourne

2010

02

Sep

Naomi Watts Titty and Bush in Mother and Child of the Day

I dont remember ever thinking Naomi Watts was hot….I don’t really remember ever thinking anything about Naomi Watts. Sure I know she’s in movies, but I couldn’t tell you which movie, or what she did, cuz I guess I just never really noticed her, cuz she probably wasn’t doing Pussy Puppet shows, and she definitely isn’t now, but she is showing some full frontal for half a second, which I am sure is enough time for you assholes….Enjoy.

Here is some other girl in the movie getting fucked…which is lovely if watching this kind of tame shit is your thing…

Posted in:Naomi Watts

2010

02

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some shit going on in the news….some of you find this interesting…others won’t…and I don’t really care…cuz I haven’t figured out why I bother doing this…

My Kind of Deer – Beer Drinking Deer in China
A deer in China chugs two bottles of beer a day

Passport Picture Too Racy?
A 27-year old woman forced to put on a fleece because a worker at a passport office in Dakota County thought her tank top was too racy. The employee told Kim Bruzek her picture showed too much skin and it could cause problems in some countries

Memphis Man Arrested for Saggy Pants
A Memphis man has been arrested for wearing his pants too low.

Caught on Tape: 64 Year-Old CA Man Tasered Three Times at His Home

Alert: Man on Bicycle Groping Girls
ASU students are on alert, after police issue a warning about a man who’s been groping students walking on campus.

CA Man Tortures Girlfriend Over Facebook Post

Study Finds that 64% of Women Would Release a Sex Tape to Advance Career

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

02

Sep

Paris Hilton’s Old New Bff is Still Trying of the Day

I had the unfortunate pleasure of meeting Brittany Flicklinger drunk last summer. She was a cunt who acted like she was actually famous and better than us, before I told her what I did and her really fucking desperate for any attention self agreed to do an interview for the site, so I sent over a gang of retards to deal with her, and bitch was pretty fucking pathetic. From struggling to get booked at clubs, to struggling to get people to even know who she was, to struggling to figure out publicity stunts, but not willing to let us film her getting fucked, the whole thing was almost sad….that was until her manager started hitting me up, threatening to kill me, cuz he was actually a drug dealer, very angry his girl got misrepresented…..The whole thing was a joke, she was a fucking joke, and we all moved on to forget about her, as we should, but I guess she’s decided to make a comeback and she’s doing that by flashing some panty….totally uninteresting…but better than what I was up to last night, which was a half hour coversation with two lesbian night shift security guards having a cigarette outside the mall they work at about how they fuck each other in the lingerie department while they work cuz no one is around to watch over….which I guess is actually more substantial than this reality tv scum on the bottom of the barrel of scum that is already at the bottom of the barrel….

Here she is drunk and fighting as hard as she can to get noticed…..and unfortuantely, I noticed….Just so you know, I hate myself for this.

For Old Times Sake…Here’s the interview my gag of retards did with her….

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2010

02

Sep

Shauna Sand Showing Off Her Delicate Features of the Day

This bitch is a fine delicate angel, if you’re like me and you think any bitch with hard features and a hacked up by a cheap Mexican Plastic Surgeon face and titties, with a tight old lady body, who is down on her luck and found in a truckstop running away from her abusive pimp boyfriend, hoping to start a new life, by being delightful company, with delightful conversation, over a delightful blowjob in a back alley to finance her new life….only this is the luxurious version, the Hollywood version, living the good life doing nothing…

Posted in:Shauna Sand

2010

02

Sep

Gaga in her Underwear for V Magazine of the Day

I hate that Gaga has become a “Fashion Icon” when I know everything about her is bullshit and totally unauthentic, leading me to believe that the fashion industry is filled with bullshit people who are totally unauthentic, that are only in the fashion industry because it gives their bullshit follower status some level of credibility, who love other phony, full of shit, clowns like them to relate to, cuz everything about Gaga is totally fabricated, except for her ugly, weak chin, face…She should get that sorted out…cuz her bullshit has made her enough money to sort that out…and here she is in her panties in her underwear….

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2010

02

Sep

Model Tits in Pop Magazine of the Day

POP Magazine is one of those fashion magazines that gets bitches naked, unfortunately in this spread, they didn’t get Doutzen Kroes, even though she was there, and was the only model in the spread I wanted to see topless, but instead got this model built like a little boy, with shitty awkward looking tits, and for all the haters, who are going to email me bugging out about me hating little tits, you’re wrong, I love little tits, in fact I just spent half the morning watching little tit porn, I just don’t like it when it’s built all crooked and embarrassing….but I guess any girl who gets paid to get topless and isn’t ashamed is good for me….

Posted in:Pop Magazine

2010

02

Sep

Christina Ricci is a Picnic Table of the Day

I guess this outfit will excite the weird guy in the park, who everyone thinks is talking to himself, but who is actually talking to the picnic table, because he is convinced it is his girlfriend, but you only really learn that about him, when walking through the part after midnight, when he’s fucking the shit out of it, telling it how mad his mom will be that he’s doing this, and how sexy it is, and how good she feels against him, making for an awkward experience, that is hardly as awkward as Christina Ricci cutting off her tits intentionally cuz she thought they made her look fat, while now she just looks useless…..unless it was to make my friend in the park’s imaginary wife come to life…and thanks to her self-mutilation, she’s great the feed families off of….

I don’t know what I am saying here, but the point of this post was to say Christina Ricci fucking sucks and here are the pics to prove it.

Posted in:Christina Ricci

2010

02

Sep

Kim Kardashian Showing Off her Big Tits of the Day

I don’t think this is anything worth getting excited about. It’s got to the point of her fat tits actually being fat tits. You know like the pig woman you see out at the bar who like donuts a little too much that she can only fit in elastic waistband pants, who’s hormone levels are all fucked up, jacked with estrogen and thyroid issues that help maintain her obesity, but unfortunately that don’t help maintain any sex appeal, so the pig gets a low cut dress, a pair of spanx, and a push up bra to show off all the hardwork her lazy ass has put into binge eating and sitting on her pig ass….but for some reason, guys don’t care if a bitch is fat, they see tits and lose their minds, it’s like the belly, stretch marks and disgustingness disappear and I guess that’s why things worked out so well for Kardashian…here she is maintaining her fat chick with tits big enough for you to ignore she’s fat status…Trust me, the lace up the front of her dress is not for style, but for functionality, the second that shit’s untied, Roseanne Barr’s body jumps out and staggers to the all you can eat buffet installed in her basement….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

01

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

My life is pathetic because the highlight of my day involved me seeing an insanely hot girl walking her dog around my hood, that forced me to discreetly follow home, like that will increase my chances of getting her naked….but if ever I become I rapist…I know my first stop….

Your life is pathetic cuz the highlight of your day are my steplinks…and by you I mean my imaginary reader I have created who is far more lame than me and who turns to me for guidance, like a life coach or idol….to make me feel less pathetic about myself while making me even more pathetic than originally thought….

Here are my stepLINKS

Spencer and Heidi Are Full of Shit and Here’s a Shot of Heidi’s Ass to Prove It
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WTF is Wrong With Miley Cyrus’ Face?
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Get Free Shirts from a Awesome New Clothing Company….
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The 10 Hottest Woman From Alabama
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From me to You, You Fucking Virgin
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Vica Guerra Will Always Make My Day
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Sexy Lesbians Play in Public – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Cheerleaders of the 2010 NFL Season
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Polly Shannon’s Perfect Tits
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Some Kate Hudson, Just Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Nikki and Her Self Shots
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There’s Tits All Over Rolling Stone and I Like It
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Cindy is Hot in Pink and Black
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Man Gets 11 Life Sentences AND 433 Years For Being A Crazy Ass Throat-Slitting, Box-Cutting “Serial Slasher”
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Heidi Johnson Oh My
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Giselle Itie in VIP Magazine..Hotness
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Krystal Steal is the Stuff Dirty Thoughts Are Made Of
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I Wanna Be All Over Jessica Marie
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Selma Hayek’s Tits Make Me Suffocate
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Sometimes, You Just Know a Situation is Going to End in Needles, Heroin and Unprotected Sex
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Caprice and Noelle Get Nasty and I Like It – VIDEO
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Hannah Cornett is an Emmy Slut
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A Video She Wishes Never Hit the Internet
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How About Some J Cups on a Cute Asian
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I Wanna Violate Nina Dobrev is Every Way Possible
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CONAN O’BRIEN MAKES ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT HIS NEW SHOW – VIDEO
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Lesbians, Licking and Toys – VIDEO
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Gisele Bundchen – Vogue UK Gallery
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Katy Perry in a Sexy Tight Dress
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Lonnie Waters is a Naughty Slut
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3 Hot Teens Oil Up Each Other – VIDEO
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Natalie Portman is Looking Hot and Leggy
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The 25 Funniest eBay Auctions Of All Time
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Because I Know There’s No Fucking Way You Got Laid Today
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Michael Cera is Prancing and This Gallery Gets More Funny Every Time I Look At It
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Emmaly’s Eyes Will Hypnotize You and So Will a Few Other Things
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The Wendy’s Instructional Rap is Amazing – VIDEO
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Hot College Slut – VIDEO
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Lohan is Leggy In Shorts, Hates Father
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Briana Lee Wants to Show You Her Tattoo, and Some Other Things Too
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Valerie and Her Big Tits Are Oiled Up
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Lucy Pinder is as Good a Way to End the Links As Any
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

01

Sep

Blake Lively’s Amazing Tits Save Gossip Girl of the Day

Earlier today, I wasted my time talking about Leighton Meester, the ugly girl on gossip girl, all because she was wearing a tight dress, when what I was really looking for, was out there waiting for me, I just wasn’t looking hard enough for it, and that is Blake Lively on set, showing off tit, in some titty window shirt more girls shouldd be wearing, that kinda remind me of the t-shirts with the cut out tit holes I tried selling 10 years ago, but never succeeded with making it into a trend, only this is way more accessible….cuz cleavage, despite not being full tit, is usually good enough for me…not that I’m a Gossip Girl fan, I’ve just got sucked in cuz of the lack of decent young starlets to lust over, Hollywood’s in a fucking drought…

Posted in:Blake Lively

2010

01

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio Shows Off her Body at a Fashion Show of the Day

These pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio on the runway in some bikini company called Koton would have been far better if they were taken before her pregnancy, but proven with my wife, and everything else in my life….I generally take what I can get…but that doesn’t mean I am happy about it…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio