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2009

15

Dec

Trying to Look Up Vanessa Hudgen’s Skirt for Old TImes of the Day

There was a time when Vanesssa Hudgens leaked some nude pictures of her when she was a teenager because I guess she was trying to rebel against Disney, her lame teenage fans, her gay boyfriend and her family that pushed her into this industry and not letting her blossom into the whore she always wanted to be, so she decided to show the world that little attention webcam whore and her muff and then she just disappeared……only to come back letting me do what I call the Holiday Shoppin’ Creep during this time of the year, where I hit the malls everynight after 5, to see ladies in their work clothes scrambling for gifts flashin panty too busy to realize it….which is almost as exciting as Spring Break holiday shoppin where sitting outside the changing room at the bikini stores 2 weeks prior to Spring Break becomes a gold mine, but I’m not gonna bore you with my pervert hustle, I’ll just post Vanessa Hudgens mini skirt pics I’d be lookin up if these weren’t pictures that I have no control over all for old times cuz I know she’s got it in her to be my kind of girl….she’s just a little misguided thanks to all her advisors and her fag right now….but in time we’ll see the Vanessa Hudgens we want to see….I’m convinced….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Upskirt|Vanessa Hudgens

2009

15

Dec

One of the Unsexiest Webcam Videos of the Day

Here’s a video of a webcam girl with a gut and hairy armits stripping down to her pajamas to shake her tits and booty and the whole thing confuses the fuck out of me, was this shit a spur of the moment kind of thing, was it for her boyfriend who doesn’t care that she’s got rank ass armpit hair because he likes the inner animal in her, or is this for some hairy armpit fetish sites…I just don’t get it…..and I guess I don’t really want to or have to, I just get to watch and laugh at the shit and you should too….

Posted in:Unsexy|Video|Webcam

2009

15

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch in Whore Boots of the Day

The Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch continues….

Today she decided to try to distract us from her face by wearing whore boots, a short skirt and a little leg skin, which was a pretty good strategy that almost worked, but we’re a little more clever than that, mainly because we’re not her 14 year old fan base, and shit should be taken up a notch next time she tries to pull a fast one, ideally showing off some vagina lip. We may be really easy to please with our low standards and horniness and showing a little skin, almost fooled us into thinking she’s actually decent lookin, but I hear this strategy is a lot more effective after when we’re shown pictures of fingers inside a spread open cunt.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Whore

2009

15

Dec

Chantelle Houghton Showing Off Tits of the Day

Here’s some more UK trash….I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with the paparazzi but they’ve been obsessed with these British tramps and I have no choice but to post the shit because I have a love/hate relationship with tramps….which makes me a hypocrite because I hate fake tits and I hate bitches in general, especially when they are whores who get fake tits, but love when these bitches show them off and really love when they let me touch them for 10 dollars a song….making for very abusive relationships with girls like this because I just view them as useless whores…but love getting my dick dirtied by them and the whole thing is fucking confusing to me….and it doesn’t matter…what does matter is why the fuck this bitch Chatelle Houghton is still in the media when all she did was Big Brother UK 10 years ago…it’s a little ridiculous when she should be forgotten but I guess it just shows you what kind of trash lives in the UK and here are some pics…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Chantelle Houghton|Cleavage Tits

2009

15

Dec

The Saturdays Showing Some Skin of the Day

I don’t know who Mollie King or Rochelle Wiseman are, but apparently they’re in a band called The Saturdays. After a quick youtube search I realize that they aren’t a band at all, they are just a group of 5 tacky whore singing or lip syncing shitty pop music because the UK is really into shitty pop music with tacky whoress and I’m really not all that sure why, but assume it has to do with the country being filled with trashy mill workers and people who live in caravans who knock up their toothless girlfriends in their bootleg tracksuits when they are 14….and it doesn’t matter because when a whore is tacky it usually means she relies more and more on showing off her tacky whore body and I’m down with that since I don’t have to deal with the bullshit these girls talk about or how bad their pussies smell because my relationship with them is strictly looking at pictures of them and ignoring every song they release because it sucks….

Here are some pics of two of the five not quite naked enough….


BONUS – HERE’S ANOTHER ONE OF THE FIVE NAMED FRANKIE SANDFORD IN PVC BOOTY SHORTS SHOWING A WHOLE LOTTA ASS GETTING INTO HER CAR
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Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Mollie King|Rochelle Wiseman|The Saturdays

2009

15

Dec

Taylor Momsen and Her Skinny Legs of the Day

I used my only relevant Taylor Momsen joke last week when I said she has no talent today and that she had no talent signing in The Grinch movie she was in 10 years ago when she was 5, making her pretty much a bullshit celebrity with no talent but really persistant parents lookin’ for a retirement plan of something they didn’t abort…not that it matters…she is only 16 so a slut phase, which is clearly already in the works and a drug and party phase is totally in her cards and I’ll be more than happy to watch her fall into the gutter as all her inner demons come screaming out, the only thing that sucks about all this is that she’s not very cute, she awkward and skinny with a retarded face….just has long skinny legs that she likes to show off and decorate like some kind of Christmas tree and I hope for us that puberty fills her out a little or that she uses some gossip girl money on a set of tits like a common whore I am hoping she becomes…

Here are some pics…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Legs|Skinny|Taylor Momsen

2009

15

Dec

Leighton Meester in Her Little Black Dress of the Day

Leighton Meester comes from a long line of criminals. Sure her mother was arrested for smuggling drugs from Jamaica, the stupidest place to smuggle drugs from, because the border patrol know what goes on in Jamaica, but that’s not the point, the point is that her mom decided that her next venture would be to exploit her daughter and get her to do anything she can to get where they need to be. They moved to NYC then to LA and put her in Beverly High School hoping she’d get in and fuck some famous people’s kids, and the whole thing worked, but in being raised by a whore willing to do anything for money, Leighton’s got that attitude deep in her veins and that’s really not a bad thing, especially in her little black dress, unfortunately she looks really fucking big and awkward lookin, perfect to climb up her thigh like it was a tree and you were a squirrel only to burry yourself in her vagina like it was your nest.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Black Dress|Leighton Meester

2009

15

Dec

Rihanna Pussy Grab in GQ of the Day

I guess the whole bitch getting beat by her man because her cunt ass deserved it is drying up for this bottom feeding immigrant cunt because she’s decided to start slutting herself a lot more than she ever has. I guess the whole lady Gaga retardedness intimidates Rihanna and now she’s gotta step the fuck up. So she’s been showing her nipples every chance she gets, and the only reason I’m complaining is because she’s fat and used up now and the days of seeing her as the manifestation of your Caribbean vacation chambermaid fetish without having to fly all the way to the Caribbean and without the whole fucking and gettin the Caribbean AIDS…

Either way, she tried to sex it up for GQ and it’s pretty fucking boring, but at least she’s covering her pussy, I hear the photographer put her in this stance cuz he couldn’t take the Roti stench…..


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Posted in:Pussy|Rihanna|Tits

2009

15

Dec

Olivia Munn Does Maxim of the Day

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I don’t know what is more impressive, that Maxim Magazine still exists even though the internet has everything you need, or that Olivia Munn hasn’t been replaced with a younger hotter girl, but I know what happened and why people care about her and that thing is called “VIRGINS”. She tapped into the most loyal market around, the Geeks. She put on a performance and created a persona all the geeks would think make her the ultimate chick and because they are geeks their obsessive compulsion and neurocies force them to have a crush on her forever, or until they become really rich and get the opportunity to meet her, thinking she’ll totally fall for them, because all these years the Geek’s been playing this moment over and over in his head and thinks they are soulmates as Geeks tend to do. It is actually the reason they used their Geek powers to make enough money to get in with her and impress her, because everyone knows you need more money than the chick you are trying to score,only to be forced to realize that she’s all fucking bullshit and that you’ve been played to advance her career son.

As for Maxim, I think this spread proves they are going for the table scraps. It all went down hill after they did an article on me 2 years ago, so in a lot of ways I like to think I brought down that men’s empire single fucking handedly and that it is only a matter of time before the whole thing fucking collapses….

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Posted in:Maxim|Olivia Munn

2009

14

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Very hungover….I went to an 80s night filled with 45-60 year old women. It was pretty fucking depressing until realizing that 45-60 year old women don’t really give a fuck and when they let loose they let fucking loose. I assume it is becuase the burden of raising their kids, the exhaustion from a trying to save a failed marriage that only happened because they got knocked up is over now that the divorce is finalized and the disposable income thanks to alomony is more than enough to cover all the basic needs, like a set of fake tits, a baggy of coke and a slutty outfit for her quest to find a one night stand to fill her aging pussy, all after getting totally wasted, flashing their tits and making out with anyone and everyone, including their other recently divorced friends and me, all while listening to music she knows the lyrics too.

Here are my stepLINKS…


Some Serious Fucking Booty
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udrina Patridge Hot Tits
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Courtney Love Lost Custody of Her Daughter for Good
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Find Sluts Here
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Porn Star Sophia Santi Opens Wide
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Man Lohan Just Keeps Fucking Up
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Honika Electronica is the Second Best Hanukkah Song Ever
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By The Power of….Ramsey?
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Whoa! Charlize Theron Hot Tits
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Taylor Momsen in Garters
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Every Black Kid Deserves a Desk For Christmas
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And Now, The Best Family Portrait Ever
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25 People Playing With Fire
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striptease of the Day
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Leighton Meester is Lookin Trashy
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Here’s the video of that Dumb Cunt from Jersey Shore Getting Punched in the Face
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God Damn I Love Ashely Greene
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I Dunno WHo Sophie turner Is, But She’s Got a Nice Rack
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mindy Jones Seems Like My Type of Woman
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Irina Sheik is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Random Photos
(With Lots of Breasts)
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And That’s Why You Don’t Stage Dive From a Roof
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Asian Teen Takes Her Clothes Off at the Club
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Gotta Love Kayden Cross
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Global Warming is a Fucking Scam and Here’s Some Proof
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Gotta Love Self Shots
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WOW! Lookin’ Good Salma Hayek
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I Miss when Christina Aguilera Was a Trashy Slut
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Why Hello Adrean, Where Have You Been All My Life
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Tea is Wearing a Cowboy Hat
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I’d Totally Bang Nancy O’Dell
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She is Stripping Out of Her Lingerie
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Brittany Jay and Alissa Get Freaky
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Playing chess with Shay Laren
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Nicole Richie is Lookin’ Good As a Brunette
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Okay This BBC Documentary About Isolation Looks Pretty Fucking Terrifying
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Here’s a Snippet From Rihanna’s New Video
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World Cup 2010 Draw Results: Sexy Superfan Edition
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Women and Banks Have More in Common than You Think
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Sarah is Sexy
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HOLLY MADISON’S SCHOOL GIRL OUTFIT MAKES ME WONDER IF SHE’S WEARING PANTIES UNDERNEATH
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Rihanna “So Hard” Video Teaser in her Panties
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Lingerie Ad With Nudity….
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Rogue Collector’s Photobucket Finds….

Photobucket Does Some Young Girl Vibrator Porn
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Hot Slut Showing Some Leg
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Photobucket Does Some Young Girl Ass
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

14

Dec

Sophie Monk Shows Her Legs for her Dirty 30 of the Day

It turns out that Sophie Monk turned 30 over the weekend and I take satisfaction in knowing that she is no where near where she wanted to be at 30 in terms of success in her career in her life plan…knowing she used to sit in her class back in high school telling everyone how she’s going to be famous and how she’s going to be a celebrity and how they’ll be taught that math is not needed when you’re fabulous….and I just love knowing she knows she’s a failure and I hope she hangs up her muppet face and becomes the gutter stripper her hot body leads me to think she was really destined to be…Happy fucking birthday.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:30|Legs|Sophie Monk

2009

14

Dec

Michael Jackson Comes Out of Hiding of the Day

I knew MJ was alive. I told everyone that he couldn’t handle the pressure of the 50 shows he had lined up and he had an insurrance policy on the shit and the whole thing would get him out of debt while getting everyone their money back, only to totally revamp his career and focus the public on his actual talent, which we all know he had and not on his sex with little boys, which we all know he did. I figured he was just going to live in a palace inthe middle-east, wearing a burka everytime he leaves, allowing him to live a seriously normal life, or maybe he was sent back to whatever planet he and his family is from, because if aliens or people from the future coming to make an impact in the past actually do exist, like some kind of sci-fi movie you’ve masturbated to….the Jackson’s may just be proof….but I guess he couldn’t resist all the posiitve love and support he has been getting the last 6 months, making him think it was a good idea to finally show his face, because maybe escaping the entertainment industry isn’t really what he actually wants, even though when he made the desision to stage his death, he was sure it was the only way… and it’s nice to see him smiling again……

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Event|Michael Jackson

2009

14

Dec

Victoria’s Silvstedt is Still a Useless Whore of the Day

Here’s vile, disgusting, used-up, prostitute, whore pussy that goes by the name Victoria Silvstedt. She’s the original Swedish nobody who got herself some fake tits and a few nude modeling jobs in the 90s, making her some kind of “It” girl amongst perverts on the internet for a little while, before ruining some midget billionaire Greek shipping dude’s marriage when she got caught getting eaten out by him on the beach, only to try to sue every site, including mine for posting the shit, making her pretty much my fucking enemy who I would love to shit on everytime I can, but unfortunatelty, she’s into getting shit on, so long as the shit comes out of a billionaire she’s using for his money’s ass, cuz being his useless whore he disrespects is her fucking job, but in her defense, 500 dollar bottle of wine, filet mignon and gourmet food diet makes for a real tasty scat party….Either way, I hate this cunt and here are some pics of her unfortunately still alive….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Victoria's Silvstedt|Whore

2009

14

Dec

Shakira Does the Gala Awards in a Repeat Outfit of the Day

Shakira needs to invest a little of her Columbian coke money into her costume department. She’s been wearing this discoball tight dress too fucking much and I know hookers, like real low level hookers who don’t have a home who have more outfits than this and wouldn’t be caught dead wearing the same dress every fucking day, unfortunatley for their John’s panties are a whole other story for them though….but that’s not the point, the point is that I’m tired of lookin up her skirt to see a metalic pair of American Apparel shorts like I was at a 16 year old Halloween party, when the girls are dipping their toes into being total whores, but aren’t fully prepared to take the plunge into letting random men see their bare or thonged ass, making this whole outfit a fucking fail on all fucking levels….and here are the pics for you to live out the disappointment of this gutter repeatitive trash with me.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Awards|Gala|Shakira

2009

14

Dec

Kristen Bell’s Single Ass in Leggings of the Day

I don’t care for Kristen Bell. She’s got no sex appeal. She’s alright looking but definitely not worth getting excited for. I figure she’s average at best but for some reason you idiots think she’s amazing…

I think when a girl washes out a stain like Dax Sheppard out of her panties, it’s worth mentionning and celebrating…

Here are some pics of her walking around with a popsicle, that for some reason the paparazzi didn’t get pics of her sucking it, which could also be a big part of the reason why Dax dumped her boring ass anti-dick suckin’ ass….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kristen Bell|Single