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2011

08

Jun

Ali Larter Mom Tits that Could be Implants of the Day

I don’t know if this is due to her tits being milk filled, or if she took advantage of her tits being milk filled to get a set of implants so people will just assume it’s hormones and pregnancy weight that she’s conveniently just never been able to lose, cuz the way she’s wearing her cleavage, I’m reminded of the way flat chested girls who have never before had tits parade their tits around after their implants they saved their stripper money to get…but I’m just making assumptions here, definitely not complaining, cuz tits are fun to look at wherever they are from, as long as they’re there….if you know what I mean…

As a reference point, for you to compare, this is what Her Tit Used To Look Like

Posted in:Ali Larter

2011

08

Jun

Jaime Pressly’s Got a Hot Ass and Its Walking of the Day

Hot Ass Jaime Pressly, now who is she again? I don’t remember…but I feel that this outfit LOOK VERY FAMILIAR ….I guess she was never a big deal, but she was a bigger deal and had some sex hype a bunch of years ago, but never did anything real substantial, other than Flash Some Ass At Her Birthday but the good news is that bitches of any age, as long as they are fit, and even if they aren’t fit but are in tight clothes, are worth staring at….and Jaime Pressly’s no exception…

Posted in:Jaime Pressly

2011

08

Jun

January Jones Really Illegit Pregnant Vagina of the Day

I don’t know why I’m posting these pics. I never gave a fuck about January Jones. I never found her hot. I thought her name was stupid….but more importantly I don’t dig pregnant chicks, unless they aren’t pregnant with my baby, or overly pregnany but are really eager to get cummed inside…in which case I let it slide, cuz condoms are for pussies…or something….

Either way, here’s some preggers pics..of a pregnant bitch in tight pants…much less interesting than a teenage chick in tight pants or even a teenage pregnant chick in tight pants thanks to MTV…She’s not hot even if we know she got pregnant being a slut.

These would be way hotter if we saw a baby arm reaching out of her vagina, trying to plot his escape from a life with no dad….you know being just another statistic…We’re all allowed to dream.

Yes…I know this bitch is boring. I don’t know why I did this to us.

Posted in:January Jones

2011

08

Jun

Christina Aguilera Performing in Short Leather Shorts of the Day

Christina Aguilera was on The Voice performing with her co-stars, I think….but can’t be too sure cuz I’ve never seen the show….but when I heard she was singing We Are the Champions that it was in reference to the all you can eat buffet, or maybe as a ritual chant after finishing off some cake, but I guess it doesn’t really matter, what matters is she squeezed her fat ass in a pair of small shorts in some clearly ill advised by a stylist with a sense of humor who plays on the fact that Aguilera thinks she’s still got it…

Either way, it was a cheesy fucking embarrassing, holding on to what we once had kinda thing and now you can watch it over and over again until Youtube pulls it. Lucky you.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2011

08

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s 2 pm where I am and I just turned on my computer. I guess my all nighter didn’t work out so well for me when I passed out at 8 am and just woke up now. I wanna blame it on searching the streets high and low for Amanda Seyfried who is in town filming, but that would require me to live my house. I’m a local drinker – real local..

Here are the morning hangover dump at 2 pm dumps…

Dakota Fanning in Some High School Season Porn
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Presenting: Hollywood’s Greatest Extra
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The 50 Sexiest Celebrity Fans in Sports
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Free Cams Because We Are Only Halfway Through the Week and We All Need a Pick Me Up
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Anthony’s Weiner: A Tale of Two Dicks
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How To: Punish Your Kid
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Web Sluts You Can’t Help But Fall In Love With
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Some Laura Dore Exclusive Twit Pics
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Tory Lane Gets Her Lesbian On
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The 15 Hottest Women In Body Paint
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Highschool X Social Media – Yearbook Edition
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Posted in:MHD

2011

08

Jun

Ginger Lee, Weiner’s Weiner Recipiant’s “Work” of the Day

I don’t follow politics or porn, so I wasn’t really keeping track of who that Weiner was sending pics of his weiner to, but someone emailed me saying it was some barely hot, big nosed, trashy pornstar with Daddy Issues named Ginger Lee.

I figured, I’d post some pictures of the trash, because we all need to see what makes a man attempt to ruin his career, all to get off to some porn trash, which I guess teaches us a valuable lesson, that even politicians like fucking enough to go out after the garbage they’ve been jerking off to…..It’s like some Alpha male personality trait that got them into a position of power to begin with….you know “Take what is yours”….and the whole thing is funny…cuz the bitch isn’t anything special…

I mean shit, he might as well been sending dick pics to someone of value, not some hooker nonsense tryng to get in the press to stand out amongst other whores but what it comes down to is who really gives a fuck who sends dick pics to who…lets just hope it motivates some bitches to send sex pics to me….cuz the congress man is doing it…

I’m sure that’ll work. It’s the same reason I drink and drive and rape immigrants in exchange for their papers….Doesn’t everyone live their life the way they see their congressman live his….Obviously….

Next time dude should find a bitch who isn’t an aspiring pornstar to fuck with. Life lesson.

Watch her acting, look at her pics. This bitch sucks, but you’ll like her cuz she’s naked.

I’d post her real hardcore shit, but this is a family establishment. You can just google those.

Posted in:Ginger Lee

2011

08

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS to start the day….Like a morning show with no audience….I bring it…

Maybe it’ll give you something to strike up conversation with the checkout clerk at the used bookstore you buy your comics at virgin…I mean assuming you leave your house…

Breastfeeding Allowed in Georgia Park and I Hope Someone’s Gonna Make a Site with all the Breast Feeding Videos…
Forrest Park, Georgia recently changed its public indecency ordinance to allow breastfeeding after mothers protested.

Caught on Tape: DC Metro Police Use Force in Arrest
Metro rider William Boykins was on the way home on May 21 when he saw Metro police with two suspects handcuffed and sitting on the platform. Boykins pulled out his iPhone and started recording

2 DC Cops Demoted After Sheen Escort
The Charlie Sheen D.C. Police escort controversy has now led to the demotions of two Metropolitan Police Department officers.

Caught on Tape: Atlanta Braves Pitcher Derek Lowe Arrest
Atlanta police have released video that shows officers interacting with Atlanta Braves’ pitcher Derek Lowe after his recent arrest for DUI.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

08

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes I forget I have a blog….those times correspond with hard drining. Othertimes I forget I have a TWITTER, those times correspond with not hard drinking….funny how life works…and by funny I mean talking about the internet like it matters is almost depressing enough to be funny…Daytime drinking is the fucking devil….

On a sidenote, I heard some good jokes today…but I don’t remember any of them…so I’ll just post my stepLINKS instead….

Kathy Ireland Disgusting Bikini Pics Cuz Bikini Models Don’t Last FOrever
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Dennis Rodman is One Hot Bitch
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Julianne Hough’s Beach Jog for Fame of the Day
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Jessica Biel Fucks Gerald Butler as Timberlake Wishes it was Him Cuz He’s Gay
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Because Naked Ladies Will Help You Pass the Time
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TGotta Love a Faceplant of Any Sort
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The 10 Hottest Women Married To Royalty
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Candice Swanepoel is Nude
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Megan Fox = Also a Fucking Idiot
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Free Cam Shows Because I Believe In Gifts That Keep On Giving, As Long As They Aren’t AIDS
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Home Alone Teen Gets Her Freak On
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25 Hottest Ice Girls of the NHL Playoffs
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Some Rihanna Side Boob Cause It’s a Slow Day
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Jessica Biel, Cause She is Gradually Fading Into Irrelevancy
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WTF Video of the Day
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Which One of These Babes Do You Think Ryan Reynolds Got to Bang
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Every Country Has Their Filthy Fame Whores
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Nicola McLean and Her Whore Cleavage
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A Huge Pair Of Knockers Will Get You Off In The Right Direction
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And This is How the Mexican Drug Gangs Deal With Each Other and Trust Me, It’s Not For the Faint of Heart – VIDEO
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Paris Hilton Should Really Just Release Another Sex Tape
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Some Rihanna Girl on Girl Lap Dance Video
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The Sexy Ladies of the X-Men Movies
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I Wanna Be All Over Kate
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And Here’s the Promo Vid for Chyna’s New Porn
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Some Amber Heard and Katie Cassidy
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Monica and Sylvia Get It On
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Yeah I Got a Thing For This Chick
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THE MODELS: 2011 CFDA Fashion Awards
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Hilarious Commentary on a Bitch in Leather Shorts
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Katy Perry In A Rubber Suit Checking Out Her Tits
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FOX News – Softcore Porn Peddlers
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Holly Hagan Trashy UK Fame Whore Shows Off Her Big Titties
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Jessica Simpson. See Through Top At YALE
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BOAT FAILS
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

07

Jun

Marisa Miller is Bear Naked of the Day

Marisa Miller pisses me off because she looks like a stripper/ porn pussy, only she accidentally met the right guy, like this was Pretty Woman and dude offered her fake tits, haggard face and rock hard body a place to make millions before the rest of her melts and catches up to her face…

So these pictures should be of her dildoing herself with a bottle of Whiskey on an Amateur porn site that were taken at some biker event while everyone smoked too much meth….

But instead it is this subtle nudity that I can’t masturbate to….

What a waste of a whore pussy.

Posted in:Marisa Miller