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2011

15

Aug

Heidi Klum Topless Beach Pictures of the Day

Heidi Klum is so Topless on the beach and I like it….Maybe it has to do with the fact that she was a bikini model who was on display for so long…or maybe it is cuz she’s European…or maybe it’s cuz she’s older and comfortable with her body and doesn’t really care about the on-lookers or the paparazzi seeing her tits…even if they are a little more deflated and motherly than they once were thanks to Seal knocking her up a dozen times…and really who fucking cares…she’s fucking topless on the beach again…cuz just last week, I posted THESE TOPLESS PICS meaning that this is becoming a trend, or habit and shit works for me…

Here are the amazing pics to start the happy week.

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2011

13

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I have an obsession with knowing what every woman’s vagina looks like but I have no tact, skill, or subtlety…..I’m just like “what’s your vagina look like” and either they show me, threaten me, or ignore me….If I’m lucky I get to ask them using diagrams or hand gestures, but normally it doesn’t get that advanced an interaction…it usually ends in the first few minutes….Today I asked a leathery tanned woman sitting next to me on the bus, you know typical french garbage can of a woman all orange as fuck….she just pretended not to speak english….I also asked some twenty something with her boyfriend and the boyfriend got offended like I was asking him about his vagina, which I guess I kinda was assuming that loser ever saw a vagina and really who cares about my issues…when all you’re here for is some links to click….so what are you waiting for…click em.

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I knew Hulk Was Behind the Naked Brooke in a Cage Pics
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Kristen Stewart Looking Hot in W Magazine – But I may Just Be Saying that Cuz I Love Inbreds Who Fuck Their Dads…
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Web Cam Sluts Who Will Be More Than Happy to Spend the Weekend with You
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Those Who Know, Know About Pinball Number 12 – VIDEO
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I’d Like to Be All Over Ashley
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Aubrey O’Day is a Slutty Tweeter and I Like It
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The Hottest Topless Celebrity Ad Campaigns
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Olivia Wilde is So Hot It’s Insane
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Corey Feldman is Calling Out Hollywood Pedophiles and Here Is the Video
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MILF Hunters: Australia
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Free Cam Shows, SO Get Busy
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Pervert Catches Girl Next Door Getting Herself Off
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50 Hottest College Cheerleader Pics
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The Movie 30 Minutes or Less Looks Awesome Purely Based on the Fact That There Are Boobs In It
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Gwenyth Platrow is Fucking BORING, Jesus
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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It’s Been Awhile Since We’ve Seen Christina Ricci
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A Little AnnaLynne McCord
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Rachel Nichols Makes Looking Hot Look Easy
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Nina Looks Fantastic in Swimwear
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Sandy and Marley Get It On
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Crystal Lee Gets Sweaty During a Workout
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I’m Not Basketball Fan But This Dunk is Impressive – VIDEO
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Nikki and Tanja Get It On
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This Week in Celebrity Nudity
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Zoe Saldana is Leggy
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Lesbian Threesome of the Day – VIDEO
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Dubstep is Stupid and I Hate It
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Hey There Blondie
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Brooke Burke Bikini Hotness
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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More Accurate Title for the New TV Shows of Fall 2011
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Now THIS is One Delightful Ass
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Jane Fonda Wants Us All To Know That She’s Still Fucking
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Yeah I’d Bang a Pirate Hooker
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Britneay Spears Gave Pauly D a Lapdance – VIDEO
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Jessica Alba Insane Pregnancy Tits
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Dude Pissed On 11 Year Old Girl
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Nicole Scherzinger Is Kinda Like A Prostitute
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Megalyn Echikunwoke’s Ass Is Eating Her Bikini
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Jessica Alba Ready TO Drop Preganancy Pics
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2011

13

Aug

Jenna Jameson’s Bikini Ass of the Day

Jenna Jameson is in a bikini….

This is nothing to be excited about. I mean she’s a porn chick, or at least has a porn past that spans many videos that you can likely google and see her in all her glory…during her glory days…and half naked, not fucking, in a bikini looking like a bit of a zombie….

This is nothing to be impressed by, I mean unless you find it impressive that she’s got a vagina still, big and meaty and being hugged by her bikini, but a vagina nevertheless…..I mean after all the abuse she’s put it through….from childbirth to huge cock day after day….you’d expect it to be worn down and no longer much more than a mutated growth….or if you’re impressed by a damaged girl who hasn’t killed herself yet…despite how hard you would have killed yourself if you were in her position…or as much you expected her to…you know cuz she spent a few years looking like a zombie with a serious meth addiction….medicating her unhappiness…

But Jenna Jameson’s my friend, at least on Twitter, and that to me is enough reason to celebrate her amazingness…like I celebrated pictures she posted of her dead mom a few weeks ago that I masturbated to…told her about and got an LOL out of her over…

Not that it matters, here are the pics of her and her husband…who I assume isn’t the kind of guy who gets uptight about his wife’s sexually history, you know cuz he can just watch it….but then again, maybe that’s why he beats her.

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2011

13

Aug

Candice Swanepoel’s Perfect Bikini Body of the Day

I’d take the risk of HIV, since she’s from South Africa and HIV stats aren’t in her favor and exchange bodily fluids with her…I mean provided I had the chance…which I won’t cuz I’m just a creepy guy with a website….but that doesn’t change the fact that’s she’s pretty much perfection when it comes to being half naked in highly engineered and perfectly fitted bikinis…and since that’s all I’ll ever get from her…and not the HIV I’m willing to get from her…I guess I’ll have to be satisfied with that…I mean if I was a positive thinker…which I’m not…and instead this just annoys me that I’m not balls deep in this bitch…even though balls deep is nothing substantial…and is pretty laughable a concept….because guess what…my life sucks…but Candice Swanepoel’s body doesn’t…high aids rate on my face or not….now here’s the proof…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2011

12

Aug

Brooke Burke Does the Beach of the Day


Wild On the Family Edition may not be as wild or exciting as it was 10 years ago…at all those Spring Break bikini clad parties around the world…where you could almost smell the herpes through your TV….but according to Brooke Burke’s Ass and fake titties…It is still pretty fucking hot….

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2011

12

Aug

Alanis Morissette is Fucking Huge of the Day


I am not posting these pictures cuz I have a fat fetish…see cuz I have a fat wife and whenever I get her in the missionary position, I tell her I hate having sex on the Fattress….She doesn’t get it cuz she’s French…but it brings me satisfaction knowing I got away with calling her disgusting and that she won’t cut off my portion of her disability for being fat check…cuz fat chicks are disgusting…

I am not posting these pictures trying to figure out how Ryan Reynolds ever fucked this…before ending up marrying Scarlett Johansson a less fat chick who has the world thinking she’s the hottest bitch out there….because I know it was obviously to ride her singing celebrity and get him meeting the right people who got him to the level of celebrity he is now…

I am just posting these pics cuz I love watching fat people trying to exercise to not be fat…It’s like watching slapstick comedy or a cartoon like some kind of unrealistic, sweaty, almost dying high blood pressure joke that makes me laugh….and I’m really not sure why…but think it’s cuz exercise is for skinny people, not pigs like this…what’s she trying to pull here….who knows, but it’s pure jokes…someone get this bitch a TV show…starring Scarjo as fucking her sloppy seconds..like it was real life…

Whatever…..

Posted in:Alanis Morisette

2011

12

Aug

Brooke Hogan Naked in a Dog Cage of the Day

Either Brooke Hogan has accepted the fact that she’s a fucking dog, who even with a set of fake florida trash tits, still can’t pull off being a hot bitch everyone wants to fuck, despite how hard she tries….or she’s reliving her child molested youth, you can only assume her dad, a man who clearly wants to fuck her…if he hasn’t already used to play with her when she was a bad girl…you know strip her down and lock her up like his days in prison or some shit….or maybe someone told her it’d be hot to throw her in a dog cage naked, maybe he promised her people will finally jerk off, while laughing to himself with every shot, knowing how funny a concept it is especially since bitch fell for it…Here’s the pic….


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2011

12

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Diversion of the DAy

Lohan was caught buying Quartz and Meteor dust the other day, you know cuz she’s a rock collector and because her PR people needed a lie big enough no one would further investigate….coupled with some see through/no bra pics yesterday and now these Tyler Shield’s impromtu last minute shoot cuz Tyler Shield’s has the best photographer scam going in Hollywood, these bitches think if he shoots them, people will pay attention, talk about them, write about them, like he’s some actual talent, the new Andy Warhol or some fucking shit when really he’s just down with celebs and gets them half naked and we pay attention to that….cuz we’re perverts….who like this really low level concept of blood and underwear/knives and guns/ straight out of a high school art class controversial….and it makes us forget bitch was in a drug buying scandal….her PR team really get how it works…don’t they…real fucking genius.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

12

Aug

Magalyn Echikunwoke in her Bikini of the Day

Her name is Magalyn and she’s in a bikini on set of 90210 the Next Generation….I’ve never seen the show, and I am convince no one else watches the show either, with all the digital networks, there’s lots of airtime to fill, and these bitches are so hungry to be on TV, they probably work for free, so I’m not sure whether she’s new tail for people to jerk off to, you know like she was Analynne McCord or not…but she’s new to me….and I’m not getting used to seeing her as I know when it is cancelled all these bitches will become the virtually unknown bitches they are meant to be…but as long as she’s in a bikini, I’m down to watch this stupid name’s stupid tits on a stupid show cuz it’s stupid.

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