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2012

30

Jan

Aubrey O’Day’s Thong Bikini Ass of the Day

Here’s some Aubrey O’Day chunky legs and fat ass in a thong for the couple dozen black dudes who still care about who she is after her making of the band, sex with diddy claim to fame…..

I don’t know if she’s promoting her upcoming Celebrity Apprentice shit, or if she’s reminding us that she’s still let herelf go, and her chubbiness is here to stay cuz black guys still like her for it…if anything they like her more for it…but I know that it happened.

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2012

30

Jan

Arianny Celests Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Here’s some self shot bikini pics of Arianny Celeste…some UFC bitch that you’ve seen in a bikini before if you are into UFC…cuz she’s the girl in the ring in her bikini that you probably didn’t notice in a bikini because you are into UFC…the gayest sport around….because all that half naked spandex fighting is gay foreplay…so here she is trying to expand her fan base to dudes who care about tits more than they care about dick on ass combat….

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2012

30

Jan

stepNEWS of the Day

I love the stepNEWS cuz it gives me hope that the world is as fucked up a place as I imagine it to be…because without the sketchy weirdness…we’d be surrounded by 9-5 drones who sold their souls to the machine…who don’t go home and take their bitterness out on their sex machines, neighbor’s teen daughters, and all the other bad things that happen when people get desparate…

Topless Protestors Take To The Streets In Switzerland
Topless women hit the streets in Switzerland to protest foreign media as the World Economic Forum is taking place there.

PA Man Attacks Girlfriend With Sledgehammer
Washington County, Pennsylvania resident Paul Helmick is under arrest after attacking his girlfriend with a sledgehammer.

Recess Game “Tag� Replaced With “Slaves And Slave Catchers� In Georgia
A 3rd grade teacher in Atlanta, Georgia would take her students out for recess daily, but instead of letting the kids play tag they played “Slaves and Slave Catchers.�

Seattle Woman Marries Building
After living in it during the Occupy Seattle protest, one woman decides to marry the building before it gets demolished.

Accused Serial Rapist Acts As His Own Defense Attorney
An alleged rape victim gave her testimony in court Friday, but in this case it was her accused attacker asking the questions. 41-year-old Mark Carter is choosing to forgo an attorney and represent himself in a Michigan court.

Massachusetts Firefighter Charged With Exposing Himself To Teen
A veteran Halifax firefighter has been accused of lewdness for allegedly exposing himself to his daughter’s teenage friend.

Demi Moore 911 Call
The 911 call from Demi Moore’s hospital visit

Casket, remains found in Florida storage unit
A casket containing a woman’s remains was found in a Clearwater storage unit Thursday afternoon, and it appears a family’s secret has been unearthed.

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2012

30

Jan

Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini Modeling is Amazing of the Day

Bikini model posing may be fucking hot cuz you got these hot bitches in bikinis but if you take a second to look past some south african hot ass, hot body, I wish I wasn’t a fucking loser and I got to fuck this pussy dry….even though all pussy around me starts off dry, ends dry and stays dry when bitch wakes up from the roofies….you will realize just how ridiculous this shit looks….I mean if I was out there standing like this for a camera the world would laugh at me….maybe that’s what I need to do to get myself famous….I guess we’ll see what my next move is and when we anxiously await…..here Candice to make you happy, or miserable provided your gf just dumped you or you don’t have a girlfriend but you are instead destined to be alone…..

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2012

30

Jan

Shy’m in a See Through Shirt of the Day

I assume shitty writers at shitty media companies are captioning this as “Shy’m isn’t very Shy”…because that’s what they do…they think you are idiots with no minds and they work hard and keeping you mindless drones…

But I’m gonna go a different route with this, see cuz Shy’m is from France, and unknown outside of France, so when given the opportunity to be on a big global media platform, like the NRJ awards, she knew she better make some fucking noise, and as a french chick, what better way to do it than to get fucking topless….or virtually topless…or as topless as you can get away with…

Now I don’t deal with euro French chicks that much, sure I’ve fucked one or two of them up the ass before, but only if they were engaged…..but I do deal with gutter white trash french chicks, and those bitches not only fill up the strip clubs here, but also fill up the abortion clinics, the adoption centers and more importantly my dreams cuz they are worthless fucking sluts who know how to work their bodies for little or no return….and that works for me…

Either way, the beaches in France are better cuz the love of showing off tit cuz tits aren’t a big deal…and apparently the award shows are better too…

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2012

30

Jan

Christina Aguilera’s Period Legs of the Day

It’s not a party til a bitch gets her period all over her legs…cuz otherwise you know she may be pregnant….

That’s not to say Aguilera was having her period at the Etta James funeral, I mean I guess it is possible that she was having a miscarriage, you know pregnancy could have been a reason for her fat…..or maybe she got raped….or maybe it is just chocolate from the cake she just fucked to feed her fat chick pussy or maybe she just shit herself…a little wet fart from all her fried foods….who knows…but more importantly…who fucking cares….

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2012

30

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I drank all day yesterday…and it turns out if you spend 8 hours in he same restaurant getting ripped…the wait staff doesn’t warm up to you…but instead think you’re a weird alcoholic for not leaving their fucking restaurant like a normal person who is done eating…needless to say….none of us got laid or blowjobs in the restaurant bathroom, however we were asked to leave….which is almost the same thing…since that’s how sex with me always ends.

An Internet Medley Starts Things Off – VIDEO
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Ashley is Topless and Her Skirt is Barely There
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50 Most Scandalous Cheerleaders in Sports History
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Free Cam Shows Because Monday’s Don’t HAve to Be Dreary
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James Bond Spiral Jump Stunt = One of the most impressive stunts pulled of with a car – VIDEO
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The 100 Best Movies Streaming On Netflix Right Now
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Adriana Lima Wore a Bikini
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Masha Ann Says Good Morning
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Emo Girlfriend Gets Sexy on MSN Chat – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Shows Because You’re as Suicidal as I Am in the Morning
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2012

27

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

This moment….right here…right now…is the highlight of my fucking day….I may be in Vegas trash withdrawal…or maybe I just hate my wife…but all I know is I’m gonna do something about it…even if that something is self-medicating until choking on my own vomit……not to be overly dramatic or anything….cuz I’m not against making street whores choke on my vomit either…this isn’t a suicidal dark message…this is just a man seeking some excitement in the wake of hard drinking…

Here are the stepLINKS….cuz that’s what we do here….stepLINKS….

Tila Tequila Really Wants You To See Her Implants
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Fear Factor is Going to the Donkey Show
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Cause Friday Needs a Little Extra Flare
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The Human Radar Makes No Fucking Sense
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Hilary Duff is Ready to Drop…And I Like THemBig Titties…
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Jean Paul Gauthier’s Amy Winehouse Show Runway Show is Awesome…..
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Family Feud Fail….or Win…Amazing….
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20 Hottest Champions in Sports
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Gallery: The Most Obnoxious Celebrity Birthday Cakes
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Lacey Jones In All Her Busty Glory
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Lady Gaga’s Boyfriend Hates Her So I Guess Me and Him Have That in Common
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Donna is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Free Cam Shows for You to Enjoy
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A compilation of fetish porn bloopers
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The 20 Hottest Champions in Sports
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A Super Sexy Brooke Burke Gallery
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Katy Prices White Panties
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WTF Photo of the Day
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is Ferris Bueller Gay or What?
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Here’s 911 Call That Landed Demi Moore in the Hospital – VIDEO
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Rose McGowan Just Because
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Kim Cloutier 4 Lou Paris Lingerie
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How About Some Giant Cleavage
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Demi Moore Is Basically A 15-Year-Old Skater Who Lives In Her Parent’s Garage
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So What If They Have Issues…The Hottest Pictures Of Women That Have Been Chopped Down By Athletes
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Her Stepmom is a FANTASTIC Fuck – VIDEO
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Fleshlight Comes Out With An iPad You Can Fuck
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Rilee is Spreading Her Legs
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Undress to Impress – The Blazer
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Bitch WTF Are You Wearing
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Ausie Model Shanina Shaik Hotness
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Milking Her Swollen Tits – GROSS
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Maxine Helps Herself to Huge Orgasm
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This Babe is Bent Over
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Cindy Crawford Hotness
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Bryci Brings the Hotness
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This Dress Actually Just Makes This Girl Naked and It’s Fine By Me
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Olivia Wilde Cleavage
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Ball Boy Caches Balls Proper
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Spice GIrls Then and Now
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Liv Tyler Long Legs in a Magazine
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Police Chase Fail….
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50 Biggest Upsets in Sports
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Pinata Fail…
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M.I.A. Gets Mad at Madonna’s Bad Dancing….
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Bra-Less Rihanna
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I wanna K-Fed Paris Jackson….
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Krisen Bell in Leather for Flaunt Magazine
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25 Hottest Athletes in Bikinis
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Asian Aimbot Crazy….
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Some Hot Bitch Named Kim Lee in February FHM Russia
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Rosie Jones Hot Topless Calendar
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Amy Childs Big TIts at an Event
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2012

27

Jan

Shitty J.Lo Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

I know what you’re thinking…when aren’t J.LO bathing suit pics not shitty….and if they are always shitty then doesn’t that baseline the shit and just makes them J.LO bathing suit pics….but the truth is…If we’re gonna get this far in of J.LO in a bathing suit…I prefer when I can see her fucking ass in full….obviously….Yeah, I know she bought most beautiful peoople title…but that doesn’t make her a most beautiful person…who shouldn’t keep her clothes on….but if she’s gonna get half naked or not…then do it right…not half assed….literally…

Here are the pics of her and some Dick Clark motherfucker….

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2012

27

Jan

Irina Shayk Topless for Replay of the Day

I hate giving big brands that don’t give me money free publicity because they get some russian whore who fucked her way into the mainstream using gay soccer players when she shoulda just been some mail order bride for some lonely fat 60 year old American with a lot of money…..topless for their shoot…It’s the best scam brands have going these days…cuz us perverts will consistently look at moderately hot pics of any bitch who is moderately hot….when really we should give none of these idiots attention forcing them to have no self esteem and a career stripping the local stripclub or rockin’ a webcam site to pay the rent…making them more accessible than the Diva cunts you know they are…or that they’ve become all thanks to the fall of communism….

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2012

27

Jan

Katie Price Wholesome White Panties of the Day

Katie Price is a classy, elegant, very wealthy woman…so of course she’d be wearing white underwear like she’s never been in a sex tape, like she doesn’t have the stupidest sized fake tits, like she didn’t make her money being a whore, like she never strapped on a dildo and fucked her husband up the ass, and all other things that make her the biggest pile of trash I want to cuddle up against and burry my face in her horrible tits…..

I’m just disappointed there’s no herpes blister pussy pussy stain….why is puss-y spelled pussy – it’s fucking with my head….here is the panty pic

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2012

27

Jan

Candice Swanepoel is Bronzed for Vogue China of the Day

There’s no nipple in this photoshoot…there’s not ass…there’s not half nakedness…there’s nothing really interesting or exciting other than the fact that Candice Swanepoel is hot…despite the high AIDS in her Vagina rate thanks to being South African…cuz we all know even if she was HIV Positive we’d still be her blood brother, hell we’d even cut ourselves up and crawl into her vagina and wait for our own set of AIDS if she asked and even if she didn’t ask cuz she’s hot enough to have that manipulative power over us…if she’s doing it it must be right….I mean shit…here she is bronzed up and dirty and glossy looking in some Vogue China photoshoot and I’m posting it like it is fucking erotica…cuz when she’s in it…it becomes erotica….she owns us or at least me….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

27

Jan

Olivia Wilde’s Shitty Cleavage of the Day

I discounted Olivia Wilde as a person when I found out that Wilde was her stage name in honor of her family who were literary academics or some shit while she ran off to be a useless, low grade, brainless twat actor….the fact that she was sloppy looking, had a bit of a gut that hung over her pants, and a shitty set of tits helped….cuz when a bitch is hot to look at, I’m into any stage name she wants to give me, as full of shit, lame, cheesy, embarassing, or idiotic as it may be….bitch can call herself Unicorn Anus if she fucking wants as long as she looks good….but when these hipster cunts do it…it is annoying….even when they showing off their floppy titty…

Posted in:Olivia Wilde

2012

27

Jan

Daisy Lowe Not Naked Enough for a Campaign of the Day

I am not overly excited by these nude pictures of Daisy Lowe for some fashion line’s summer campaing…because strategic nudity annoys me…especially when that strategic nudity strategy involves hiding all body parts that define nudity as nudity….you know no tits, no asshole, no pussy, no bush…no nudity…..even though she’s wearing nothing….

Not to mention, Daisy Lowe….Gwen Stefani’s unwanted stepdaughter, who grew up with no father, cuz Gavin Rossdale denied she was his, until a paternity test proved otherwise, all filled with daddy issues and confusion, addiction and willingness to let men inside her to feel wanted…has done PLAYBOY NAKED and OTHER PHOTOSHOOTS NAKED ….making this non nudity nudity pretty fucking shitty…but I’m posting it anyway…

Posted in:Daisy Lowe

2012

27

Jan

stepNEWS of the Day

Holy shit the stepNEWS is amazing today…from proposition minors for sex, to prostiting with AIDS, to being saved by breast impants, to beating cops, to women locking kids in their trailor park bathroom, I’m in love with this post….

Colorado Man Arrested For Prostituting With AIDS
During a police roundup Darren Garcia was arrested for the 9th time in five years for prostituting with AIDS.
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Florida Woman: Breast Implants Saved My Life
A Florida woman was attacked by her ex-boyfriend’s new lover and survived multiple stabs to her chest because of the implants

Teacher Sentence After Craigslist Ad For 13-Year-Old
A second grade teacher, Aaron Turner attempted to have sexual relations with a 13-year-old boy over craigslist. He will be sentence in Morrow County Common Pleas Court

Men Punch Out Temple University Cops On Video
Disturbing cell phone shows a crowd in North Philadelphia turning on two Temple police officers.

Surveillance Camera Shows Bus Attack In Florida
The State Attorney’s Office has released surveillance video of a 14-year-old girl getting beaten up on a school bus.

PA Woman Arrested For Trying To Proposition Teen Boy
A Western Pennsylvania woman trapped a teenage boy in the bathroom of her trailer and attempted to have sex with him

Pennsylvania Cop Might Have Let Bank Robbers Go
A police officer in New Wilmington, Pennsylvania stopped a couple for speeding when he let them go to when dispatched to a bank robbery. It turns out the couple could be responsible for the bank robbery.

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