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2011

22

Aug

Mya’s Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day

Here’s some black booty, cuz there’s something that happens to me every summer, where I have a week or two of serious jungle fever…which I guess is a racist term…but the only one I know to get the poitn that I only want to go down on black girls….you see cuz I always have a black girl fetish, but Iwhen th e heat kicks in, it’s all I want, like other chicks don’t even exist anymore….and seeing pics of someone like Mya and her ass…cater to my fucking needs, which is good news for her, cuz I’m sure before today, she was struggling with her irrelevance and inability to get her career to the next level, you know peaked years ago and holding on….but now…she’s got a two week gig every summer in my masturbation habits…and really who could want anything more….? Not me. But then again I have no ambition.

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2011

22

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

The latest news isn’t really all that exciting, but I figure my time is better spent trying to make news, then findind news to post here….and that’s why I am going to sit on my couch plotting while napping….instead of digging for clips you don’t even watch…but I will say that I tried calling the cops on my friend who was fucking a cute immigrant saying that I thought I heard a rape going down in his apartment…cuz sabotaging good times is good times.

Here’s some stepNEWS….

In the molestation trial of former Plano teacher Joseph Garbarini III, prosecutors outlined a diaper fetish that his lawyer says does not prove wrong doing.


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Latest Tattoo Craze: “Tattooth”
Trend setters have discovered a new place for tattoos: your teeth.


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Casey Anthony back in Florida
Casey Anthony is back in Florida because she’s supposed to start serving probation for her check fraud conviction on Friday.


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2011

22

Aug

Snooki’s Disgusting Pig in a Bikini of the Day

It amazes me that Jersey Shore Exists. It amazes me when I talk to people who watch it religiously because I just wouldn’t put myself through that kind of shit for no reason, I feel like life has punished me enough….and I’ve done enough self abusive things that I can live a happy miserable life without this shit…..

It also amazes me that there are a group of people who watch the show, cuz they think these people are cool…I mean I just assumed as an industrialized nation, the only reason they exist is cuz people point and laugh at the the trainwreck…

It amazes me even more that anyone, even in Vegas, the asshole of America, would pay this pig to get half naked and host events….because the last time I paid for a pig to wear a bikini….it was when I was living on a farm and I got to cook the fucker and eat him over the course of a week when I was done fucking it….

That said, some stories are better kept to myself.

Posted in:Snooki

2011

22

Aug

The Girl Who Met Ricky Martin of the Day

I am tired of actual celebrities. I am more into random bitches who get their picture taken with celebrities…you know then trying to turn them into celebritites of their own….cuz I figure they are likely more interesting, less damaged, and actually human….not to mention they likely are better in bed cuz they wouldn’t be that busy looking at themselves in the mirror saying “aren’t you lucky YOU get to be with ME”….cuz that’s the kind of vapid, useless shit celebrities are…while here she is showing a little ass without being paid, provoked, encouraged, or even to advance her career and there’s nothing hotter than that….like the girl at the bar who pulls out her tit for no money or personal game but just for fun…you know cuz real chicks are better.

Posted in:Ricky Martin

2011

22

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Crackhead Tits in White at a Fake Wedding of the Day

Lindsay Lohan went to Kim Kardashian’s Porn Wedding, that was clearly a publicity stunt, because America needed their own Royal Wedding, and since America is the majority a trashy, poor, media and TV obsessed, Gossip loving, tabloid smut following, uneducated, uninspired working class….Kim Kardashian saw opportunity…not to mention her whole career was on the decline, people were getting bored and she needed to add a new layer to her lie I am so surprised people care about….cuz I’ve seen it once and I hate the shit….but I guess people are just stuck on loving what is on TV to ignore their shitty life….

I can only assume Lohan was there to take notes on how to make a comeback, since Kardashian has what she doesn’t, a following that makes her money…all based on doing porn while Lohan’s just a failed actor who was whored out by her parents as a kid…and has spent the last 10 years crying about it cuz it’s so hard being a millionaire…

The good news is that if she follows the lead of the big brown pig….we’ll all be watching her tired 23 year old vagina struggle to get wet thanks to all the medication and fake lesbianism while a black dude tries to stuff her like thanksgiving turkey….it’s the American dream….and apparently the strategy to get famous….and to some that may not be good news…but I’m the kind of guy who LOVES crackwhores…and based on these pics…Lohan fits that part.

Now someone get her an Oscar….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

22

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sunday night drinking brings out all the freaks. Last night we only had to deal with two….one a guy who was drinking at the bar next to me who go so fucking wasted he couldn’t stand…which was about the time he fell in love with me and thought I was the greatest….telling me how if I was horny he’d fuck me up the ass and he’s not gay….in one of the weirder goodbye’s I’ve had….he was with a chick, who claimed she was a pornstar and kept scratching her vagina under her pants and smearing that hand on random faces…before sucking her fingers…Sunday night is the holiest night in alcoholism. I feel like a new man.

Drew Barrymore is Now a World Record Holder – VIDEO
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April Takes Off Her Red Dress
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The Hottest Wives, Girlfriends, Fans and Cheerleaders of the NFL
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I Love a Good Lego Stop Animation – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows to Cure Those Monday Blues
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5 Things You Didn’t Know About Conan the Barbarian Hottie Rachel Nichols
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Zoe Saldana is Smokin Hot in COLOMBIANA
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Playboy TV’s Badass To The Bone!
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So This is What Hot Teen Girls Do When The Are Bored Alone
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These Girls Got What You Need
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Some GF Revenge Cuz Ex Girlfriends are Usually the Devil Who Deserve Revenge After Raping Your Heart and Making You Unable to Ever Love or Trust Again….I’m not bitter.
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Some More Girlfriend in Her Panties Showing off a Fucking Hot Body
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2011

21

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Breakthrough Role of the Year in the New Miggs Video of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is Banksy in some shitty new video for some shitty band everyone will know with a shitty song that you probably saw the paparazzi pics of a while ago….I feel like the only thing Lohan does late night and hooded is tie black people behind her pick-up truck, and snorting heroin while crying about all that’s gone wrong….

But you know what…if I had 10,000 dollars for a video, I’d probably hire Lindsay Lohan to star in it….It’s gonna get a lot of views…and not even cuz she’s in her bra and panties in one scene….but cuz she’s Lohan…

Sure instead of Graffitti, in my video she’d be getting shit on, shitting her anorexic coke shit on random things, or at least fucked a lot…unprotected…in the dirtiest of ways…back alley…but that’s just cuz I believe art starts with penetration and scat….

What it comes down to is that it’s hysterical to see the evolutuion of her career..Fuck movies Lohan, you so good in this, you deserve a fucking Oscar…in a new category called movin down the fucking ladder into to hell breakthrough performance of the year….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

19

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I went out of my way to do a massive fucking stepLINKS post to keep you entertained for HOURS and HOURS and HOURS and HOURS – It probably has something to do with the horrible hangover and near death experience I had, but most likely has to do with me having nothing better to fucking do…I’m pathetic…and on a mission to finger hipster vagina tonight….I will take pics if it happens…but don’t count on it happening cuz it never really happens…True story…

You can always FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER or become my FRIEND ON FACEBOOK cuz I feel it would improve my quality of life….

Here are the stepLINKS

Kirsten Dunst Talks About her Boobs
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Lindsay Lohan is Suing the Rapper Pitbull, Probably Because She Doesn’t Have a Job
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Kat Von D and Jesse James are Engaged Again in Hopes of Getting her Show Back
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An Epic Tower Jump…..
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Kat Von D Nude Portraits
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How Hunter S Thompson Paid for Drugs
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Selena Gomez Sex Offender Making Sex Faces
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Warkwick Davis in a Frog suit With Rickey Gervais is Pretty Much the Best Thing Ever – VIDEO
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Web Cam Goddesses For Your Pleasure
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Mannequin Sex: Don’t Act Like You’ve Never Done It – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows, Cause It’s the Weekend And You Have Fuck All to Do
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Tasha Reign’s 10 Favorite Women
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Nicole Scherzinger Is A Tight Little Package
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Arianny Celeste Wins Twitter
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Katie Banks Has One Sweet Rack
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Heidi is One Hot Blonde
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Amateur and a Cucumber – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Top 40 Sports Hotties from the 90s
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There’s Boobs in the New Conan Movie – VIDEO
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Rihanna’s Hair is Back to Normal, Thank Fucking God
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Zoe Saldana is Looking Hot as Always
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Some Eva Longoria, Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Alessandra Ambrosio Hotness
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Some Lebowski Mash-Up
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Anthony Bourdain VS Paula Deen – Cage Match!
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Playground Fail X Three – VIDEO
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Alyssa and Lexi Get It On
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Maliah Michel Hotness
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How About Another Mug Shot Hall of Fame
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Francesca and Heather Get Sexy on Video
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30 Sexual Fetishes & 30 Sexual Positions In 30 Seconds
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Yeah I’d Bang Ellen Pompeo
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Lesbians Get Their Ass Fuck On
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Doutzen Kroes is Hot As Always
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Gotta Love a Rock n Roll Hottie
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Anne Hatheway is Fuckin Ugly
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Have You Seen John Stamos’ Guide to Cuddling
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Anita is Wearing Black Stockings
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Most Emabarrassing Yet Hilarious X-Box Game Yet
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Lady Gaga Ridiculousness of the Day
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Ariel is One Hot Red Head
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Jennifer Lopez = Still a Bitch
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Scarlett Johansson Gets Some Of Her Hotness Back Thanks To Dolce & Gabbana
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Blake Lively in Some Short Shorts on Set
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Who’s Lindsay Lohan Banging Now?
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Carmen Electra Knows How To Suck
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Hilary Duff, Tight Fuckable Spandex Booty
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Aubrey O’Day and Her Droopy Tits Out Slut Kim Kardashian. True Story.
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Mariachi Band Plays for a Dancing Whale
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Don’t Talk On a Phone at a Concert or the Band Loses Their Shit…..
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WEEKEND SMUT:

Watch a Hot Ass Bitch Change in Her Thong – Creep
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Dude Jerks Cums Off a 10 Story Balcony Onto A Random Walking Bitch – GENIUS
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Some Latino Bitches Topless
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Long Video of Some Dumb Bitch Becoming a Pornstar….
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Some Pretty Vile Bitch Pissing All Over the Place
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Some GF Revenge Cuz Ex Girlfriends are Usually the Devil Who Deserve Revenge After Raping Your Heart and Making You Unable to Ever Love or Trust Again….I’m not bitter.
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Some More Girlfriend in Her Panties Showing off a Fucking Hot Body
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Web Cam Goddesses For Your Pleasure
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2011

19

Aug

Celebrating Kim Kardashian’s Honeymoon With Her Vintage Sex Tape of the Day

Here’s a gif of Kim Kardashian getting fucked from her sex tape that launched her career, not because like a fine wine, this vintage gets better, but it is funny to watch because Kim Kardashian is a Pornstar who started out sucking black dick and ended up all rich and famous…..and now that she’s getting faked married, she likely will not be one again, cuz she doesn’t have to be and because she still gets paid from this one, and she loves money….so why not turn the honeymoon into the sequel…maybe they’ll call it Kim Kardashian gone white……

It is funny I can’t land advertising cuz I post this kind of shit, while she stars in this shit and has her own tv show, endorsements cuz the world is a hypocrite….

Either way, people keep watching it, probably now more than ever, making it a good archive piece of dick sucking on video work we can reflect on and cross reference, one I am sure her husband to be has referenced many times before agreeing to fake marry her after 3 months of fake dating….cuz it is good for TV ratings…

It’s just good to be reminded of her seedy, black on fat shit stain, past that apparently ended with her being a urinal…and building a really lame empire I’d like to see crash and burn…..but we don’t have that clip here…cuz it was never released when she decided to copy her friend Paris in the fame game….

May her marriage end badly and her brother kill himself for jerking off to this and feeling guilty while her dad rolls over in his grave… Cuz I wish nothing but bad things to this fucking pig…

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