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2011

06

Jul

Elisabetta Canalis White Bikini Single Groupie Pics of the Day

George Clooney’s ex hooker/exclusive prostitute who pretends she’s an actress or TV personality, Elisabetta Canalis was out in her bikini, on a yacht, with another man, posing for the paparazzi cuz in a few months no one will care that she was dumped by Clooney, when he moves onto more scandalous lovers like Brad Pitt….cuz there’s no way he’s not a Gay….and she’s not a front who can never leak his story due to a language barrier…I know how it works…

I don’t Have the rights to post the pics….but I do have the rights to link whatever I want…and today that want stars a hot bodied, irrelevant, stripper looking bitch with biker tattoos in a white bikini and I fucking love white bikinis….

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2011

06

Jul

Some Pippa Middleton Discrete Ass Shots of the Day

I like that the paparazzi is snapping off pictures of her from behind, cuz the American paparazzi rarely ever get ass shots, and I love ass. I figure cuz the American paparazzi are all working for the entertainers, actors, agents and PR companies, and they tread lightly as to not be fired and replaced by another immigrant wih a camera hoping to get the Lohan Suicide exclusive or some shit…

I also like that Pippa, the sister of the queen, is being all regal, royal, high society, classy, and discrete in how she whores out to the media, when I know inside her is a burning, jealous, catty bitch who just wants all the attention on her whore self, cuz everyone in her family is all about Kate, and everyone in the world jumped on that band wagon, and for once she wants to be the talk of their blue blooded dinner party….

It’s like watching a time bomb slowly count down…I know nudity is on it’s way….and that is exhilerating…

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2011

06

Jul

Selena Gomez-Sex Offender Bikini of the Day

These pictures of Selena Gomez in her bikini, self shot, like a typical slutty teen trying to get the affection of the boys in her class, or like a typical 20 something, trying to get the affection of her facebook friends, or like pretty much any girl feeling sexy looking for some male attention, in a way that I approve of, which is standing in front of a mirron, cellphone in hand, half naked….cuz I know she let this out thinking “Damn I look Good”…

Apparently the pics are old, from May, when she was in Hawaii sex offending Justin Bieber, even though I’m not convinced he’s not just Usher’s boy pussy, into dudes cuz he never had a dad, or some shit, that involves it all being one big publicity stunt lie, that maybe even Gomez’s people are behind, whoring her out to him, for personal gain…I just know that whatever they are doing, she’s 18, he’s not and that makes it illegal and getting her on the sex offenders list would be a nice lesson for all the sex offenders out there…not to mention it’d be hilarious…so let’s hope they make an example out of her sex offending ass.

That said, here are some pictures of her from yesterday – cuz she’s hired the paprazzi to follower as part of her takeover plan that will end up in a sex tape or leaked nudes when she realizes no one cares about her shit…to keep our sex offending watch more up to date….so that we know where she is at all times and so that she doesn’t come to your home and sex offend you….or your loved ones…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2011

06

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spend too much time on this site and it gives me so little return….traffic never grows, people I meet have consistently never heard of it, it’s just a failure across the board, but I keep at it like some kind of sick person….so coming soon….I’ll limit my time spent on the site to 8 minutes…cuz that’s all it’s worth…but unfortunately, I know I am a sick depraved self mutilating man with an addictive personaly who can’t stop the feeling until I hit big or at least until Britney Spears starts using DrunkenStepfather t-shirts to wipe cum off her whore tits….or until I die…and It’s the internet website equivalent to banging your head against the fucking wall….pathetic.

HEre’s the morning dump…

This Guy Eating a Whole Jar of Nutella Grosses Me the Fuck Out But Here It Is Anyways
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Some Cheerleader Sluts That Shold Pose For Playboy
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Free Cam Show, Check It
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Casey Anthony is Not Guilty
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DONKEY FARTS! Wait, What? VIDEO
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Web Cam Sluts a Plenty
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How About a Latex Whore?
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The 10 Hottest Women On “The Office”
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Michael Lohan Most Probably Killed Kate Major and Stuffed Her in a suitcase
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Posted in:MHD

2011

05

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

A Facebook Friend from January 2010 and one of the members of DrunkenStepfather.com is Disgusting died this past weekend.

His name was Jesse Burley. I used to get constant updates from him on Facebook. I know very little about him, I don’t even remember any specifics of conversations I’ve had with him, but I know blowing himself up accidentally with fireworks in his trailer park is both a hell of a way to go, and one I’d expect from someone who knows and supports DrunkenStepfather.com….

On June 30th he wrote:

Jesse Burley:
It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Living.

Let’s have a moment of silence for a fallen step soldier, even if I’m not sure whether he even read the site or not…I just know..he deserves his very own RIP Motherfucker…..My condolences to his family and friends.

Here are my stepLINKS…

Snookie is Motorboating Some Slut
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Sean Penn’s New Scarlot Johannnnnsoooonnnn
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Pete Wentz Finally Found New, Previously Explored, Buffy the Vampire Slayer Cock
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Kendall Jenner 15 Year old Jailbait in a Bikini – You Pervert
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LeAnn Rimes is Tweeting Bikini Pictures Again
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Cam Show Sluts, From Me to You
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Exploding Port-o-Potty. Whoops – VIDEO
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The 10 Hottest Mob Wives In Movies And TV
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Lindsay Lohan Freckled Cleavage
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Wow, I Always Thought Jennifer Aniston Was an Idiot But This Just Takes the Cake
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Free Cam Shows that Will Get You Hot, So I Hope You Have Air Conditioning
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Blonde Destroys Her Pussy With a Giant Dildo
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Erin Andrews: Top 20 Hottest on Field Pictures
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Emily Biggs From PARADE Pussy Peek
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Yeah I’d Bang Cate Blanchette
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No Matter How I Look At Her, Selena Gomez Still Looks Like She is Six Years Old
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Kelly Osbourne is a Loser
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A Little Rosie Huntington-Whitley
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Judging By How Happy He Is to See These Tits, I’m Guessing Conner Cruise Isn’t as Gay as His Dad Is
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September is Rocking a Bikini and She’s Got a Great Rack
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When a Friendly Game Gets Out of Hand – VIDEO
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Tyra Banxxx is Slutty as Always
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Suelyn Medeiros Knows Hot to Use Twitter Proper
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Former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke is considering making a run for Republican Presidential candidate
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How About Some April O’Neil
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Taylor Momsen Panty Upskirt
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Miranda Kerr is One Hot Mom
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Two Hot Blondes Go At It
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A Video Clip Tribute to Ryan Dunn
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Creepy hipster Andy Warhol Wannabe
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And MORE Miranda Kerr
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Meet Playboy Playmate Miss July 2011 Jessa Lynn Hinton
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Chopper Burn Out Fail – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Jessica is a MILF All Right
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Heather is Hot in Hot Water
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The 66 most underrated women of 2011
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Daniel Radcliffe Was Probably An Alcoholic
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Meet Portia Jenkins
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Did Chelsea Handler Bang The Head of E!
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Tyra Banks Feels Herself Off In A Bikini
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Deena Cortese Wore This To The Beach. Sadly, I’d Still Bang Her
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Kim Kardashian Really Loves Water Sports
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2011

05

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Vanity Fair Italy Non-Nude for Fashion Pics of the Day

Here is Lohan, boring as shit for Vanity Fair Italy….

I’m not a publicist or marketing person…I’m just a dude who knows that if you’re trying to make a comeback with your dying career cuz you’ve fucked up quite a bit the last few years…you should do it by doing an actual fucking photoshoot, one with nipples for fashion, cuz that’s all we want to see at this point, and if you give us that, you can build from there, otherwise, this photoshoot was just a shitty waste of fucking time. Useless.

Let’s hope the uncropped ones show more lohan fake tit…..or even vagina…cuz that’s what I’m into when it comes to photoshoots, and I’m pretty sure so is everyone else…


Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan Vanity Fair Italy Non-Nude for Fashion Pics of the Day

Here is Lohan, boring as shit for Vanity Fair Italy….

I’m not a publicist or marketing person…I’m just a dude who knows that if you’re trying to make a comeback with your dying career cuz you’ve fucked up quite a bit the last few years…you should do it by doing an actual fucking photoshoot, one with nipples for fashion, cuz that’s all we want to see at this point, and if you give us that, you can build from there, otherwise, this photoshoot was just a shitty waste of fucking time. Useless.

Let’s hope the uncropped ones show more lohan fake tit…..or even vagina…cuz that’s what I’m into when it comes to photoshoots, and I’m pretty sure so is everyone else…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

05

Jul

Malin Ackerman Bikini in Uninspiring of the Day

Malin Ackerman is some overrated bitch who was in one action superhero movie and next thing you know, every motherfucker and his virgin loser internet friends are obsessed, cuz I guess all it takes is one tight outfit and a set of superpowers in one or two moves to make a bitch jerk offable for life…I wonder if offable is a word…I doubt it…but it doesn’t divert from the consistency these collectors have in their weirdness.

Either way, here she is in a bikini, hardly turning me on or exciting me in any fucking way, and I love bikinis, but I guess that’s cuz I don’t have the same passion for comics as you motherfuckers do and I’ll just never get it….or what you see in the bitch…cuz superheros aren’t porn to me.

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2011

05

Jul

Casey Anthony Didn’t Kill her Kids of the Day

I’ve been ignoring the Casey Anthony trial, cuz molested bitches are more interesting sucking my dick, than being on trial for killing their downer kid…

I just know that if I was a whore seeking the party life, burdened by my baby, who got in the way of my partying. I wouldn’t have killed it either….that’s why the only thing Casey Anthony is guilty of is giving me erections.

I see twitter going fucking crazy about the verdict, but who really cares, firstly, it’s not our kid, or even a kid we know that got killed, secondly the jury are far more educated on the case than any of us, thirdly only black people get charged with murder in america and most importantly we’re all animals and in the animal kingdom, when a momma lion eats her baby lion, she’s not frowned upon or locked up in her social circle by her peers, the other lions get that that baby lion was a real downer with all his needing to be taken care of, making her primo tail for the lion king to knock her alluring pussy up again, until she kills it off like a very late term, 3 year too late term abortion when parenting doesn’t suit your needs…True story based strictly on speculation…but Casey Anthony…let me be your lion king…

What it all comes down to – is that in some way, Jersey Shore has got to be responsible for this….let’s hope they all go down for the crime.

On a Side Note – I like the way this dude was thinking 3 years ago…he is a wise wise man

Who else thinks Casey Anthony is one sexy girl!?

I think she is so hot! Those pics of her partying with her friends at some club are just great! I like a chick like that-who doesnt let little things like a missing kid get in her way of having a good time!

And here’s the pic to put it all into perspective….the adorable baby who was found dead in the back of a fucking car….with her mother, who’s sole responsibility in her useless fucking life was to protect her….and now they have no killer and that is very fucking sad. RIP little girl. May your killer have what’s coming to them…..

Posted in:Casey Anthony

2011

05

Jul

Janice Dickinson Corpse in a Bikini of the Day

If you’re like me and hit up funerals with open caskets on the regular, then you’ve found yourself saying, “why did they put her in this dress, she should be naked in here, or at least wearing lingering or a bikini, so that she can go rot 6 feet under, without the constricting conservative clothes, maybe in something a little more free feeling”….but no matter how many funerals you go to, the bitches are never half naked, in bikinis or lingerie, not even the stripper funeral you went to, or even the fucking surfer chick you thought you won the open casket lottery on, cuz surfers live for the wave, and in turn live in the bikini”….well look no further, cuz Janice Dickinson has single handedly met our needs….a rotting corpse kept alive by some voodoo spell in a bikini…doing the monster mash…like the zombie she is…

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