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2011

21

Sep

Charlize Theron Lookin’ Hot in Green of the Day

I lik Charlize Theron, especially in thick eye make-up looking like a wreck, you know cuz from my experience, girls who look like wrecks have a good probability of being a whore, or at least willing to put out for money…and that always works for me….and the fun thing about Charlize Theron is that statistically she has the same risk of having HIV, you know thanks to the whole being born and raised in South Africa….I mean statistically speaking….

Either way, she’s hot, her mom killed her abusive dad, maybe that’s why she is looking like she’s been self medicating, and I’m a fan…

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2011

21

Sep

Hilary Duff Dangerous Pregnancy Walk of the Day

Hilary Duff lives out her pregnancy on the fucking edge…a few weeks ago she was out TEXTING WHILE RIDING A BIKE WITH NO HELMET ….today she’s running with scissors…to the average observer, one might say she’s trying to stage an “accidental” “staged” miscarriage now that all the attention for her being pregnant has blown over….

I’m just bummed, there’s no pics of her BUM pictures, because really this watching pregnant or recent moms in their 20s bouncing into or out of pregnancy is kind of a turn on…I think my biological clock is ticking or something…and I’d love to live vicariously through Hilary Duff’s vagina…

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2011

21

Sep

Kim Kardashian Ill-Fitting Pants of the Day

PORNSTAR!!!!

It amazes me that cancers on society exist….because I know they exist because of us…the general public…because if there was no interest in her…she’d fade away where she belongs…and I anticipate that happening, but also know she’ll put up a good fight, since she started out rich, and didn’t need the money, so this public life was all for ego….sure the money is bonus for a grubber like this…but it wasn’t the motivation…so it’ll be fun to watch the demise…

In the mean time, here’s her dumpy, fat uterus, shitty body, not from her more interesting angle, cuz the paparazzi suck and are paid off, because for some reason she wants us questioning her fatness, wondering if she is pregnant for ratings, when really her huge spanx controlled ass is far more fun to stare at, especially with weird pants jacked up her shit…literally…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

21

Sep

Kate Bosworth Lingerie Dog Walker of the Day

Here’s Kate Bosworth all skinny and amazing…but more importantly…let’s hope inspiring…because teenage girls just aren’t into eating disorders like they used to be…at least I don’t think they are…based strictly on living near a school and seeing how fat the bitches are as they eat their pastries from our coffee shop every fucking day….It’s like they’ve lost the icons and idols who actually helped them better themselves with unrealistic expectations…because trying to look fuckable and hot…is usually a lot better than accepting your disgusting body and runnin’ with it and by running I mean to the dessert cart at the buffet…if you knwow hat I mean…

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2011

21

Sep

Petra Ecclestone Billionaire Tits of the Day

Here are some picture sof the perky bra filled tits of Petra Ecclestone for those of you who like spoiled married twats who’s parents give far too much money to because she just bought the Spelling house for something like 100,000,000 dollars, which is just fucking crazy…considering it was with her mother’s money….like it was a gift…making her probably a serious brat, high maintenance, annoying, the worst….and all that makes jerking off to her more fun…it’s like hate fucking, the solo version.

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2011

21

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

I am obsessed with watching new mothers in the rich neighborhood walking into the gym in tight pants….cuz tight pants, loose women, who come with an entertainment budget and feelings of lonliness cuz their husbands always work is porno to me….

That may not be news..I don’t get out much…and I generally hate women who have been ravaged with childbirth…or at least hate their vaginas because they are just too big for me…..so it is kinda news to me.

Here’s some actual news….

Peeping Tom turns into family feud in Arkansas
Two families feeling like they were wronged started a fight that ended in gunfire

Here’s the rest of the news…

Video Shows Canadian Student Blackface Incident
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Dolphins fan appears in court wearing stolen merchandise
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Man returns to Taco Bell with shotgun after order error
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‘Massage’ Biz Busted for Prostitution in Phoenix
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Passenger arrested for cocaine in shoes at Boston airport
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Car smashes in to dealership in San Diego
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Video of Arkansas gunman shooting up courthouse
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Md Woman’s Winning Lotto Ticket Mistake
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2011

21

Sep

Facesitting Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

Youtube is a porn site because I define porn as a place millions of people go to masturbate – even if the porn itself isn’t penetration – there’s still a lot of weird fetish shit going on that’s even creepier than the natural beauty of the naked form deep inside each other…

My reason for this is that America is fucked. They like violence over fucking. Corporations like to sweep real life needs and wants under the rug and pretend they aren’t there, while selling billions of dollars of ads that show up on videos like this where a homeboy’s got his dick in his hand, and likely a large object up his ass….

See DrunkenStepfather can’t get an ad deal, it’s blocked on every site filter out there, it’s even blocked by google, and google even killed my ad account in 2004 with 1000 dollars in the shit, before I had a chance to make millions….all because I post nipples of celebs and models…shit that’s running in mainstream fucking media….

So it makes me angry that I’m poor as shit, struggling to pay a server, while assholes at Youtube are actually a pornsite, just white washed and publically traded….

it’s fucked up…youtube has made over 5000 dollars of the videos below…good work porn peddlers…

Here’s some facesitting fetish videos….

Some Bitch Sitting on a Face…

Facesitting in Yoga Pants on a Doll

Facesittig in Animation….

Face Sitting Lizard…..

Thong

Facesitting on a Doll

Hot Ass Smothering Face

Not Sitting – Just Choking a Motherfucker Out

70,000 people watched this video….

Big Girl Sitting on Face

THis is Face Sitting Porn…

His Face is Burried in her…

Sucking On Panties as They Facesit

One More…

I don’t advise you type on any of the links…and go to these sites…but there’s thousands of facesitting videos….I’ve just scratched the surface…

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

21

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

The funny thing in all the emails I get about how boring the site is, how repetitive the jokes are, how irritating the whole thing is, is that it’s got nothing on my actual life….my actual life is substantially more repetitive, boring, uninteresting and irritating….mainly because I keep having to come back to the site to update it like the sick addiction it is, but also because I’m married….to a very very very fat woman who won’t let me fuck her daughters and ever since she caught me jerking off to their bikini vacation facebook pics, even though they are over 18, she’s doesn’t let me near them….but as you know, at least I drink….it brings the joy in the form of a depressant that rapes my stomach and live….yay.

Long Jump Fail – Japanese Style – VIDEO
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Hope Solo and the Hottest DWTS Athlete Photos Ever
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Free Cam Show Fun
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Abbie Montrose and Seren Gibson Will Help You Start Your DDay Off Right
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Not Sure Why These Guys are in the NBA
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I’d Like to Be All Over Wendy
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Strip Poker Funnys – VIDEO
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Poppy Montgomery Can Cook Without Pants On
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Live Cam Shows, For Your Pleasure
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Blondie Has Fun Self Fisting
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The Hottest MMA Ring Girls of 2011
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Google Plus is Fucking Lame And This Video Proves That in an Awesome Way
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THe Coolest Sneakers Ever
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Posted in:MHD

2011

20

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

People who know me, know that I don’t like how this big corporations act like they are pure and innocent and they turn their backs on you and label you pornography, when they are way more pornographic than you….

So I’m on a quest to out Google and Youtube for their hypocrisy…. because when I first started the site not only did google shut down my ads, but they also deleted my entire blogspot blog, because they thought it was inappropriate…

So when I see ads running next to nudity on youtube that has more views than this site has had all month, even if it was just uploaded today, it forces me to post the shit and out them for the liars they are….

The whole internet is porn, if it wasn’t, it’d just be basic cable…

Here are some screenshots of Youtube Naughtiness…

Looks like 3D battle likes their brand next to hardcore 3-somes…Now I know why they won’t advertise here, because we don’t do 3-some content, we do celeb content…so hardcore….

Motherfuckers…and their billion dollars….

Here are some stepLINKS….VIRUS FREE….


Poppy Montgomery in her Panties for GQ
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Who Wants to Get a Job as a Tit Slapper? – VIDEO
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Live Web Cams That Will Get Your Motor Running
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Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale Hanging Out Cuz Only They Understand Each Other
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J.Lo’s Shitty New Video of the Day
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Nothing Else Matters – Russian Style….
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Clever Way To Get Twitter Followers….
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Too Hot Tuesday – This One’s Dirty
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Charlie Sheen’s Getting $25 Million in Warner Bros. Settlement. Oh, Good.
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Best Eye Witness Account Ever – VIDEO
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Jenni is in Her Nighty
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Which Malt Liquor is Right For You? LOL
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Naturi Naughton Gallery
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Kristin Cavallariès Dress is Mighty Short
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Alice Goodwin And Sammy Braddy Say Good Afternoon
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Free Cam Shows You Wonèt Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Tattooed Slut Goes Solo
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NFL Power Rankings Week 2: Sexy Jersey Edition
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Peaches Geldof Panty Upskirt
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I Hate Zooey Deschanel
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WTF is Jessie J Wearing?
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Sylwia Wojciech Has a Nice Rack
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Let’s Party Like Its 1993 – VIDEO
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Jamie Lynn’s Tits are Insane
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Tina Fey Photobomb is Kinda Awesome
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Pure Comedy: The 10 Best Lines From The Roast Of Charlie Sheen
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Lara and Nikyta Get It On
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Cop Uses Fake Rubber Penis To Arrest Hooker
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Taylor Swift, Just Because
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Lila Storm is On the Fucking Machine
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Riding a Scooter Like a Boss – VIDEO
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Hipster Fashion Hottie
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Olivia Wilde Throwback
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Kate Moss Hotness
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Billionaire Brawl! – VIDEO
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striptease of the Day
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Amanda Krabbe leaked Playboy shots
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6 of the most useless online college classes
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Mila Kunis & Justin Timberlake Make a Statement Regarding Mila Kunis’ Hacked Phone
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More of Miss Universe Hotness
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Miley Cyrus, Spread Out In Panties On Her Bed
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Imogen Thomas Makes The Most Of Her Talents
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Lawyer By Day, Hooker Dominatrix By Night. Awesome!
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Rihanna Showing Off Her Fat Legs…
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Epic Jump Fail…
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The Man Shot The Man Who Shot Lincoln Animation….
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Jessie J Lingerie Weirdness
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Some Old Trash in a Bikini…
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Cum Dodger Fail
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Tribeswoman Breast Feeding a Monkey
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Hot Ass Voyeur Creeping
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Some Shitting on the Toilet Hotness…Uggh.
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Vintage Farmer Porn
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Sex Tape Leaked
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Watching Girls Get Fucked By Machines is Jokes
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