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2011

08

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I didn’t get the Charlie Sheen internship. My campaign didn’t work out as planned. Do people even read this site? I get nothing from you idiots….

Now I gotta find a new meal ticket and while I do that, I’m either going to nap or drink. As a poverty barn hermit, my options are limited….

Amanda Seyfried is a Slut That Bangs Her Co Stars
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How the FUCK Did a Douche Like Tom Brady Land a Babe Like Gisele? – VIDEO
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Amanda Bynes is Getting Slutty on Twitter Again
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The 10 Hottest Punk Rock Sluts
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Hottest Woman Alive – Olivia Wilde
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Kate Upton’s Sexy SI Swinsuit Issue Outtakes
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Card Houses Are for Fucking Nerds, I’m Glad This Was Ruined – VIDEO
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Emo Chick and Her Perky Tits
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Let’s Face It, When You Take a Vacation You Wanna Get Laid, And Here’s How
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Lovely Lady of the Day
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Does Me Thinking Gary Busey on a Stipper Pole is Hilarious Make Me Gay?
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The 25 Most Notorious Mistresses in Sports
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Web Sluts Who Do Their Job Right
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We Can All Use More Toys In Our Lives
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Singer Ellie Goulding See Through Bra
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Ginnifer Goodwin Looks Hot With Short Hair, If You’re Into 12 Year Old Boys
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Jude Law is Banging This Grandma or Something
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Lyza In Lingerie, Rachel Oberlin, Teresa Palmer, Amy Green, Serinda Swan Oh My
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Joslyn James Wonky Boobs
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2011 Spring Break Boobies Preview
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And Here’s the Lindsay Lohan Surveillance Video
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Oldie But Goodie: Woman Ruins Marriage On TV
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Jordan Carver and Her Plums Make Plum Cake
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Really Can’t Go Wrong With Maria Millions
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Busted: Stars That Got Caught Doing Drugs On Camera
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All out Brawl Erupts at a Rap Awards Show, Table, Chairs Bottles Flying Everywhere
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Get a Load of Ilona
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Top 5 – Animated Porn Gifs
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Charlie Sheen Waves a Machete Around and Drinks tiger Blood, Cause That’s What Completely Sane People Do
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Brea Lea is Playing With Herself
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In Case You Missed Miley Cyrus Dressed Up as Justin Bieber
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I Dunno what’s Up With the Poncho But she’s Sure Got Great Legs
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Amanda Bynes is Leggy Too
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And More Random (And Potentially NSFW) Pics
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Aubrey O’Day Sloppy Cleavage
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Nasty Car Show Girl – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Ashley, Nathalia or Sarah?
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Luba is Hot in Black and White
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9 things you did in college that doing now would be pathetic
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Jennifer Aniston Sex Tape Just A Viral Video. Bo-ring
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Snoop Dogg, Warren G And ‘Golden Voice’ Ted Williams WTF?
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Aubrey O’Day Is Too Fat For America
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Charlie Sheen’s Whore, Bree Olsen Fuckable Little Body In A Bikini
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A Braless Rihanna Shows Off Her Tongue
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Joslyn James And Her Wonky Boobs
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Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Ass Crack And Some Generous Cleavage
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Holly Madison Topless Tits
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

08

Mar

Amanda Seyfried is Real Good of the Day

A while ago, I remember reaching out to Lohan to hear her take on Seyfried being the new Lohan, this was back when she would answer me, before Samantha Ronson cockblocked to protect her from the truth that Samantha Ronson is a fucking useless, unattractive, manipulative dyke with no talent and offers nothing to the fucking world but wasting space and air with her confusing gender issues, all thanks to being the second twin, always in an identity crisis…I don’t remember what she said, but I’m pretty sure it she wasn’t a fan…

Clearly, Lohan’s not a real lesbian, cuz anyone who saw Stripping Chloe knows, this is one spectacular pussy ready to be ravaged, even if it’s been ravaged so many times before, cuz being the new Lohan comes with great responsibility…..

Here she is at the premiere of Red Riding Hood, something I will see cuz it is the closest I will get to riding her red clit hood during her period with my face cuz she’s that fucking good…so good that even when she’s dull, boring, bad, unshowered, she’s still fucking good….

Rebecca De Mornay was there, trying to steal Seyfried glory, in what I thought was a see through shirt, but wasnt. She failed…and even if it was see through, Seyfried is unstoppable…and cuz Rebecca De Mornay’s fucking old…it’s not the 80s anymore motherfuckers…It’s the Amanda Seyfrieds..cuz she’s all that matters.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

08

Mar

Katy Perry Covers her Tits While Covering Lady Gaga’s Madonna Cover of the Day

I don’t know if there is Lady Gaga / Katy Perry beef, but I kinda know how bitches work and they generally hate each other, especailly when one blew up for a bullshit novelty act, while the other blew up cuz of a bullshit novelty song and who has since been trying to play catch-up…..

I don’t know if singing each other’s songs, trying to outshine and draw attention is some popstar battling, but I like to think it is, cuz I have big plans for these two to go on tour together, only for the tour bus to be in a terrible deadly accident leaving one survivor, Katy Perry’s tits…

Seriously, I don’t know why I am posting this garbage, but I guess it has to do with hoping it ends in bloodshed, and that it doesn’t start a back and forth, media crazed staged war between the two, giving both talentless cunts more publicity then they fucking deserve cuz they suck at fucking life and should be shot, or replaced with hot pussy who can sing…

That said, She’s a fucking clown and she knows it…here is the proof…unless of course she just has no style which would make sense because she always looks like a bad skinned, sloppy idiot….

Posted in:Katy Perry

2011

08

Mar

Some Pussy at an Event I wasn’t Invited to of the Day

This is some Cosmo man of the year award that I wasn’t nominated for, hell I wasn’t even invited to the shit, cuz to these media people I don’t even exist, except when they send me their bullshit email blasts hoping I plug their garbage smut for free, cuz they like keeping all the money in thier bank accounts, instead of sharing…cuz to them…sharing isn’t caring…mooching off a motherfucker is….

I am sure they awarded some bullshit mainstream man of the minute, you know cuz his PR people made them, cuz all this shit is staged, I’ve worked in the back room at a magazine before and their top 100 list was all decided for by the editors and whoever brought the best perks. Bullshit…

That said here is some pussy I’d like to taste but can’t cuz I wasn’t there and they were, cuz they are more important than me….

Mila Kunis is always good….even in lesbian, non-sexy, conservative Hilary Clinton pantsuits that is so bad it could lead a husband to fuck Monica Lewinsky…

Catt Sadler is unknown to me…but I’m already a fan of her tits…so I may google her…if I remember to…but right now I’m too busy hinking about saddlin’er and riding her into the sunset..

That said, maybe next year will be my year…maybe next year, I’ll get a fucking invite. Not that I’d go…I generally don’t leave my house….which gives them even more reason to invite me…it won’t cost them shit or take up one of their fucking seats….Assholes.

Posted in:Catt Sadler|Mila Kunis

2011

08

Mar

Charlize Theron Showing Some Tank Top Nipple of the Day

Before there was Candice Swanepoel, South Africa was known for Charlize Theron, or at least in Hollywood it was, cuz I am sure South Africa offers more to the world that a couple of hot pussies from generations of cross breeding, like HIV, Blood Diamonds, Racism and that movie about aliens……I guess they also had The World Cup….not that it matters…what does matter is that Charlize Theron, a bitch I loved in Playboy back when she launched her career, is bringing her hard nipple out in public…

Sure she’s done it before and before….all while showing us how to solve the race wars….

This bitch is all about the nipple and this isn’t news but it is new – I’m a fan…so enjoy…

Posted in:Charlize Theron

2011

08

Mar

Molly Sims Uses the Biggest Purse Ever to Make her Look Not Fat of the Day

I know there is nothing hot about these pictures of Molly Sims, unless you’re into fat chicks, which I’m not, since I’m married to a fat chick and everything about her is horrible, from her smell to her breathing to trying to find her vagina when she forces me to go down on her….The only good thing about fat chicks is when they aren’t that fat, but fat enough to know they can’t really get a guy to commit, so they fill the void of male attention with both cake and giving amazing blowjobs to whoever comes a long and asks for one….especailly at last call…unfortunately, that level of fat isn’t my wife.

Enough about me, the reason I am posting this shit is because I find it funny to see how far this bitch has gone to look less fat than she is. She has a massive Vuiton purse, that is probably 5 times the size of a real Vuiton and it brings back memories of 1986, when I went to some county fair and they made us strip down and sit on this massive tables to look like we were little elves, you know some wierd pervert shit I knew was wrong years before they arrested our camp director who coordinated the shit…

Here’s what Molly Sims used to look like…

Here she is behind her purse trying to recreate that video shoot using strategic props….and movie magic special effects…

Posted in:Molly Sims

2011

08

Mar

Nicky Whelan Tits in Some Movie of the Day

Some criminal used their cell phone to capture some hot blond Australian tits in some movie that is really only good for these tits but that you should see because the tits aren’t quite as good without all the build up….

This clip may get the FBI on my dick as a bootlegger or pirate or whatever, but the reality is, I just downloaded it off the internet, and I’m putting it here for Marketing purposes, you know to make their shitty movie perform better, so if anything, they should be cutting me a check for my efforts, while you stare at the titties….

The reality is that the people bootlegging are people who work at the movie theater, cuz when I saw this shit, there were two guards watching the audience with night vision goggles, not a fucking lie….

Either way, here it is while I anxiously await a take down notice, or more likely – homeland security shutting me the fuck down. But at least it helped Nicky Whelan get noticed…

Posted in:Nicky Whelan

2011

08

Mar

Pam Anderson and Gisele Bundchen Did Carnival of the Day

It would have probably been a more interesting post if Gisele and Pam Anderson did a sex tape together, instead of going to the same Rio Carnival with millions of other people…you know Gisele and her Tommy Lee dick all up on Pam Anderson’s weathered old lady whore cunt no one cares about or really wants to be, unless they are really weird like me and like to compare pussy before and after…. cuz it is all hepatitis and polluted filled…and I like to witness decomposing first hand….

Either way, It looks like this monster that is Pam Anderson needs a fucking nap…maybe the jet lag got to her, but I like to think it’s years of sucking dick, plastic surgery, cocaine and prescription pills, coupled with a dying liver….brought to you straight from an alcohol company….

At least Gisele was there to make lookin at Pam Anderson feel way less gay..despite the fact she could be a dude….

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Pam Anderson

2011

08

Mar

Lilly Kerssenberg in a Bikini with Amadeus Benedict Edley Luis Becker of the Day

I don’t know if looking at some sports groupie mom with fake tits is as exciting as knowing her baby with tennis player Boris Becker is named Amadeus Benedict Edley Luis Becker….That’s the kind of shit that’s gonna make this kid either turn to street drugs by 12, when his allowance is bigger than your yearly salary, which lets face it isn’t too fucking challenging, I think the kid down the street with the paper route makes more than you, or maybe it will just turn him as straight as the line at the AIDS clinic……been wanting to drop that one all day…

Either way, bikini, mom, implants, baby weight, party….we’re like Jersey Sore in this bitch….BMIBWP.

Posted in:Lilly Kerssenberg

2011

08

Mar

Aubrey O’Day Bottom Feeds for Planet Hollywood of the Day

You know she did this because Planet Hollywood is desperate for anyone famous to rememeber they exist, you know they did so well in the 90s and it only makes sense to try to maintain that glory by having special guests show up to bullshit ceremonies to give the idiot tourists something to look at, so that they don’t realize how shitty the food, menu, concept that comes with Planet Hollywood is. It’s like “who’s that fat chick they are taking pictures of”, oh “she’s was on TV once, this gives her a stamp of approval, albeit a really low level stamp of approaval, while giving the restaurant that is as quality as hooters a distraction for the tourists, so they think they’ve still got some credibility and pull”….while the truth is Aubrey O’day only agreed to do it cuz she heard they’d give her a free meal, and bitch loves to eat….especially when waiters getting paid minimum wage make her feel important by doubling as photographers.

What a fucking joke.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2011

08

Mar

Brooke Burke’s Sister in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Amanda Burke. Apparently she’s not Brooke Burke’s sister, but I guess if Brooke Burke was raised in the projects, she could be referred to her as her sister, you know how those street kids talk to each other with their hip hop talk and shit…

She’s apparently an X-Factor winner and you’ll notice she’s in a bikini, if you can’t see past those teeth, which I’m having trouble doing, it’s like I look at the shit, and boom all I see is a need for braces. No Racist. It’s the orthodontist in me, no wait, that’s just a used condom. What the fuck is a used condom doing in me? Was I raped, am I gay? I don’t know but if I am, I blame these bikini pics…

Put something on dammit…


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Posted in:Alexandra Burke

2011

08

Mar

Amanda Bynes Whoring Out on Twitter of the Day

Amanda Bynes does twitter right….She posted this pictures with this caption:

my nifty tights

Definitely, Nifty….

Maybe she should spend a little less time working twitter and a little more time working on her career….cuz I don’t even think the general public even knows who the fuck she is…not that I really care about her making money, or really how a whore makes money, and prefer them whoring out for free, making this post make no sense. I blame perpetual spring break #tarareid

Posted in:Amanda Bynes

2011

07

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Is Spring Break still happening? Everyday is Spring Break for me, I mean without the wet t-shirt contest, but with the wet boxer contest that I’m usually the only contestant in….

The high light of the day was that I applied to be Charlie Sheen’s intern. I’m pretty sure I won’t get it cuz I am onto his lie, but figure I should cuz I own the fucking internet and have been doing this online humiliation that irritates everyone long before most people…it’s second nature to me….he just needs to be educated on how awesome I am….but I don’t have any real stamp of approval, success or internet celebrity to back up my claims..I just kinda exist on here along with many virgin losers… so it won’t happen…but at least I tried…which I never do cuz I always fail…and because I’m lazy…

Here are my stepLINKS….

Taylor Momsen has a Beer Guy
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Here Comes the Britney Nudes….
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Miley Cyrus Put the Bong Down and Went on SNL and There Was Also a Fantastic Charlie Sheen Spoof
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This is Charlie Sheen’s Favorite Thing He Owns…
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Lady Gaga And Her Sloppy Boobs Hit Canada
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Snooki And Her Fat Friends In Some See Through Tops
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Gisele Bundchen is So Skinny She Looks Like She Belongs in a Third World Country
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Aubrey O’Day’s Slutty Hot Tits
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Rosie Jone’s Body is Hotter Than Ever
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Kid Faceplants into a Puddle Hahahahahahah
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There’s a Camera Under He Desk (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Fucking Random Broads is the Best Part of Vacation
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2010’s 50 Hottest Athletes
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Web Sluts Who Do What They Are Told
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Who Says That Toys Are Just For Kids
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Sofia Vergara Nipple Peek On MODERN FAMILY
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Blake Lively Even Though She is Manly
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Keeley Hazell, Wendy Dubbeld, Cody Love, Laura Celeste, Olga Maliouk Oh My
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Taylor Momsen is Getting Fat in Fishnets
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Kesha is a Trashy Slut and Now She is on a Condom Wrapper. I’m Dead Serious
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Idiots Throw Snowballs at Their Friend That is on Fire – VIDEO
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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ou Could Use An Awesome 29 Minute Lesbian Video Of Sunny Leone And Tori Black In Your Life
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Drunk Priest Tries to Bribe Cops – VIDEO
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Bikinis, Bikinis Everywhere
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She’s the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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You’ll Never Believe What Ashley Crouch Did To Her Newborn Baby In The Snow
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Perfect Little Blonde Teen Stips for Her Boyfriend After Curfew
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Layla and Her Friend Are Finger Looking Good
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Nicole Sheridan is Nasty and I Like It
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Daniel Craig Makes a Pretty Hot Woman
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Lindy Stuffs Her Pussy with Golf Balls – VIDEO
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Torri Wilson and Her Big Tits
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Sometimes I Wanna Punch Hipsters in the Face
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Nicole Richy Tight Body in Leather
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Busty Teen Rubs One Out
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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German Tv Hosts Boobs Pop Out
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Teresa Palmer Actually Makes Us Want To Sit Through A Topher Grace Movie
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Now THIS Chick is Flexible
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Okay This Crazy Human Robot is Freaking Me the Fuck Out
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It’s Official – Charlie Sheen is Fired
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Amanda Bynes is Slutty on Twitter
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Ohhhhh It’s Been Awhile Since We Had Some Kate Beckinsale
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Sofia Vergara Wants To Fluff Your Pillows
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Audrina And Her Wonky Boobs Hit The Beach
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

07

Mar

Tits on TV of the Day

These posts don’t really need an intro. You know I like nudity, especially on TV cuz it gives me hope that one day the world will be more laid back about sex, and by world I mean america and my site won’t be considered porn and will just be accepted for what it is…..a horrible waste of time for all parties involved…

Californication and Shameless are the two shows consistently bringing good concept, good stories, or as good as TV gets, so I like to promote them, for free, cuz I’m nice like that, and because I want a job bringing these celebrity bitches coffee…as jerking off in coffee of unsuspecting starlets is porn to me….even when it’s not starlets it is porn to me…don’t leave your coffee unattended next time you’re in Starbucks…

Here’s some tits on TV….cuz I appreciate girls trying to advance their careers by getting naked….

Melissa Stephens….on Californication…

Shanola Hampton Tits on Shamelesss

Laura Wiggins Ass on Shameless….

Goodtimes….

Posted in:Tits on TV

2011

07

Mar

Jennifer Aniston Whoring Herself Badly of the Day

I wonder if the satisfaction of her paycheck from doing the weakest viral video in the history of viral videos is as satisfying as being a barren women…a spinster…childless all because her cunt high maintenance behavior has scared off every man she’s ever allowed into her pussy….

I’m guessing she’s a partner in the company, because otherwise she wouldn’t put herself through this, when she should just get in her fucking bikini, cuz old, dried up, or not…that’s all being motherless is good for…a tighter pussy than her 50 year old friends…

This is fucking lame, but I am posting it anyway….even though not posting it would have lead to more nudity the next round after it failed…but this has a celebrity attached to it and some youtube stars so it’ll be bigger than it should be…that’s just how celebrity works.

While the rest of us need actual concept.

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston