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2012

29

Feb

Rihanna’s Esquire Photoshoot on Twitter of the Day

Rihanna is marketing herself as a sex icon, which is nice for the teenage girls who idolize her, but even nicer for the guys who get to jerk off to the teenage girls who idolize her….cuz ever since she’s leaked her nude pics, she’s managed to produce songs, performances, and pretty much make everything she does about sex…..

The one thing she hasn’t been able to figure out is how to post a decent sized half naked pic to twitter…cuz these behind the scenes Esquire shoot pics….are lacking….but for some reason I’m still posting it…probably for for the foot fetishists….

Fuck Rihanna. She’s garbage and I can prove it….cuz her daddy was a garbage man….true story….I have Bajan insiders who hate her.

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

29

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Last night involved debating quitting drinking. Then drinking. Which led to drinking hat involved debating whether squirting was pee or if squirting was squirt…..and concluded with me deciding I only want to fuck groupies…..before debating whether I had groupies….so much debating I must be an intellectual…an academic…

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Harley White is Sexy in Blue Jeans
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More Fun With Stephan Hawking
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The 100 Sexiest Red Carpet Moments In Oscar History
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2012

28

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Telling a girl you need her to send you pussy pics on FB cuz you’ve been spending the last hour jerking off to her profile pic is not a good way to get pussy pics…or make friends…if you’re dumb enough to do it to a co-worker or your friend’s wife….but it is still worth a try…cuz maybe it’ll work on the right girl…taking you out of your lonley dark place…

Here are the stepLINKS…

Victoria’s Secret Whores Showing Cleavage and Holding Bras
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Pam Anderson is Looking Rough. Damn
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Awesome Daytona 500 Accident
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Skating to the NExt Level
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Lea Michele’s Best Bikini Looks So Far….Ugh…
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Julia Roberts MAgazine Cover I Jerked Off TO but Couldn’t Cum On
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Kim Kuntrashian Blows Shade At Demi Moore
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Live Web Cams. Time to Have Some Fun
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Unimog Climbing. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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The 10 Most Unintentionally Terrifying Children’s Books
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Miranda Kerr: Hottest Mom Ever
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Sofia Vergara Did The Vanity Fair Party
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Marissa Everheart is Platinum Blonde and I Love It
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Emily Ratajkowski Sexy Freya Swimwear Photoshoot
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Free Cam Shows Make Life Better
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Sexy Teen on the Fucking Machine – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Sideline Reporter Showdown: Power Ranking the 25 Hottest Women in Sports TV
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Natasha Alam See Through Nipple Peek
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Most Oscar Try: Angelina Jolie
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This Ukrainian Girl Has Got Talent – VIDEO
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Pam Anderson is Looking Rough. Damn
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Fat Slut Breaks a Windsheild
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AnnaLynne McCord, Ashley Tisdale & More Are Pants-Ditching Celebs (PHOTOS)
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Some Miley Cyrus Action
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Cosplay Queen Jessica Nigri does Mortal Kombat
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Eliza Doolittle Panty Upskirt
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Naomi Banks is Hot in Leather
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The Bachlorette is a Moron. Duh.
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Victoria Rae’s Tits ARe Perfect
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Hello Sophie Strauss
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Making It Rain – no – Poo On Them Hoes…
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Barbara and Suzanne Get It On
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Paz De La Huerta Is A Naked Wonderland, Sometimes An Actress
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She’s Horny on a Sunday Morning
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Natalie Portman THong Ass Flashback
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Nicole Richie Shows Off Her Implant
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Possibly the Best Trick Shot Ever
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Quentin Tarantino from Below
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Maxim Hottie – Melanie from NYC
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I Love a Leggy Girl in Tights
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Very Sexy Jet Tour ft. Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel & Erin Heatherton
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Jennifer Lopez Keeps The Gems Showing
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Bitch Fight: If You Can’t Win Don’t Start – VIDEO
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Busty Cam Slut does a Little Dance – VIDEO
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10 Really Disgusting Food Facts You Didn’t Know
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How About Some Olivia Wilde
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Well Hello Claudia
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Shocking News About Jennifer Aniston
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Ke$ha’s Friend Moons Her Bare Ass At Chateau Marmont
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Throwback Wisdom Teeth High “What’s In My MOuth”
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Maria Fowler Has Big Tits And Topless. I Can See Her Implant Scars. mmmmm.
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Nice Tits. Shame About The Face
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Miley Cyrus Nipple And Bra Action
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Some Seriously Weird Mario Parade
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Vanessa Marcil Hot 2003 Photoshoot
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WINNIE COOPER CLEAVAGE
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A Girl Named Dominika Nude for Hombre Mexico
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Spanish Model Nereida Gallardo Topless Beach
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Irina Shayk Sideboob
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Czech Model Ivana Mrazova Topless
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2012

28

Feb

Elena Melnik Titties for WestEnd Magazine of the Day

Here is a Russian Model who I have never done a post on before showing her tits for some magazine so that she never has to go back to her cold water apartment in communist Russia again….I hear she has nightmares about the shit…making her the best kind of mail order bride…who you just have to show pictures of broken down buildings to get her in the kitchen making dinner before sucking you off all night….instead of complaining the way spoiled American bitches do….

She’s rempresented by Donald Trump’s modeling agency…which is kinda funny, for no real reason other than Trump being an idiot but what isn’t funny is that she’s showing her tits in some magazine for money like some kind of peep show worker…titilating men for a quarter…only in her case it is probably 1500 dollars….a high class peep show worker…who you get to keep pictures of cuz the peep shows I go to get mad when I pull out my camera phone…..this is serious business…and she’s pretty hot…

Posted in:Elena Melnik

2012

28

Feb

Cindy Crawford’s Cleavage in French Revue de Modes #20 of the Day

I love my titties with Giant font on them…..

Cindy Crawford has more than just great hai…she’s got a great fucking body…and there was a 30 second window where I was accidentally next to her a few years back…she smiled at me and I fucking realized why models are models and regular chicks are regular chicks….it’s got something to do with models…even in their 50s looking fucking amazing….on a whole other level of amazing…so whenever I see her tits in magazines…even non nude…I feel obligated to at least try to jerk off to the shit like old times cuz she’s still got it going on….

I don’t know what this french revue shit is, sounds to pretentious to me…but I do know what cleavage is…and that shit is always good for me…

Here’s the videos….

Here’s the picture….

Sharon Stone was also in the mag..I guess they are doing a “Oldtimers you used to jerk off to and occassionally try to jerk off to still” feature……not worthy of its own post…

If this post bored you…here is Cindy Crawford in 1993 doing some kind of exercise…..for 15 minutes…

Posted in:Cindy Crawford

2012

28

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

I almost felt a burnout coming…with the Oscars and shit I was forced to deal with how much I hate celebrity and hollywood…I mean it was once no interest, went along with it…but it is now actual hatred that I have trouble living with myself for dedicated 8 years to documenting it for no real reason other than laziness…

I like real people and their real problems and their real sturpidies that get them on the real news….this is where it is at…

Here’s the stepNEWS….I’m not gonna kill myself.

Naked Man Fights With Police In Sacramento
A naked man got into a violent confrontation with a naked man in Sacramento, California.

Video: Grown man Destroys Teenager’s Car With Monster Minivan – at the Redneck Yacht Club….
A 40-year-old man allegedly using a jacked up van to crush a 16-year-old girl’s car.

Caught on Tape: Murder Suspect Spits In Lawyer’s Face
Clinton Drake, a murder suspect had to be hauled out of a Florida courtroom after spitting in the face of his lawyer on camera.

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2012

28

Feb

Kesha’s Friend Should Keep Her Shitty Square Ass in her Pants of the Day

I hate the bottom feeding latch on friends who try to protect the integrity of their orange faced, unattractive, uninteresting friend who is suddenly famous…..for no good reason other than being BFF with Katy Perry and working out a formula of dominating mainstream pop despite subpar looks…..

This is the bitch at the bar you call the fat manager….who doesn’t let you get close to her hot friend for whatever reason….it’s the “keep me around I got your back and take that roll too serious…but look how fun and entertaining I can be mooning the paprazzi despite having a shitty ass” girl who pretty much knows she can’t lose this hook up and will do all she can to keep it by doing stunts like this they can all laugh about….a valuable asset to any entourage….even though Kesha should be sucking the dick of every paparazzi to retain media attention….which I guess could be why this girl is out there doing that too…the dancing monkey of the group Kesha makes jump through hoops for her own entertainment…either way, whether being the overly involved protective cunt, or the dancing monkey…she’s still got a shitty ass and really that’s all that fucking matters…

Posted in:Ke$ha|Kesha

2012

28

Feb

Freida Pinto for Esquire UK of Day

These Freida Pinto for Esquire UK pics could not have come at a better time….because I am currently working on making myself famous in India….USA fame is too overrated…and having over a billion people….half of which are girls…works for my non existant self esteem….so I figure the best way is to post and praise these dots not feathers….esepcially when they are half naked….even when knowing that Dev Petel awkwardness has cum inside her….now I’m gonna go back to researching India pop culture to have better jokes that only they get, since I’m tired of you and moving on internationally…

Posted in:Freida Pinto

2012

28

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Doing Anything for Attention of the DAy

Lindsay Lohan is so mean…and I say this because the last 3 years she’s ignored me…..but also because of this video showing that she’s just not a friendly girl…she’s spoiled, coddled, has a distorted reality and in turn is a fucking cunt….but I guess you would be too if you went from the Lohan everyone loved…and I do mean everyone….that pussy saw so much dick it become a lesbian like an ice cream shop worker unable to stomach ice cream…..but based on the pictures I saw from this….she looks sick, or not feeling her best…bloated. haggard, ready to die, but struggling through this week for her last hurrah on SNL…

The whole thing is unfortunate considering how great those tits are….I just hope no one actually bothers watching her SNL performance this week…because there are better things to do on Saturday Night at midnight…like fucking.


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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

28

Feb

Bethany Frankel Fake Tits BikinI Pics of the Day

Bethany Frankel is one of those faces you just understand how it ended up on TV, you would think that anyone with any sense of what people in the world want to see, would squash this idea before it materialized into anything even remotely near what has become this hard faced Bethany Frankel trash….then you would assume if she did end up on TV thanks to fucking producers or manipulating an old friend….people would turn their back on her, write angry letters to the producers, and not allow her to get the low level of fame she has….but TV is run by bored housewives and they care less about what a bitch looks like than they should..and the real mystery is why she felt it was a good idea to get into a bikini…..I demand answers…..because this is so wrong…except maybe for the bikini and the fake titty cuz I recently fucked fake titties and learned to appreciate fake titties…but the rest of her…is the fucking worst….

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Posted in:Bethany Frankel

2012

28

Feb

Gaby Ramirez from Playboy Mexico’s Twitpics of the Day

Her name is Gaby Ramirez, I don’t think she really matters in anyway other than that she did PLAYBOY MEXICO AND SHOWED OFF HER FAKE TITS because Fake tits are often celebrated as an accomplishment despite anyone, even your mom, having the ability to get herself fake tits, making her as busty and amazing as Gaby Ramirez all thanks to not even that modern technology…..in what I think should be celebrated only to make other girls get fake tits, since sleeping with a set of fake tits recently…I’ve learned are fun to man handle in all their firmness and hot shape….which means a lot coming from me cuz for the longest time, I liked my titties natural and sloppy….I guess we all have to switch it up sometimes….

Either way, here are her twitpics, hardly naked enough.

Posted in:Gaby Ramirez

2012

28

Feb

Jessie Andrews Teen Pornstar Boring for Terry Richardson of the Day

Jessie Andrews is some Miami trash 19 year old who made the wise choice to get into porn instead of doing something of value with her life…cuz i guess she heard the money was good and the male attention was even better.

She’s getting tons of press as the new Sasha Grey….which I am sure is feeding her ego…when all that really matters is that she gets fucked on camera, is 19 and pretty much virginal in the porn scene.

Now I hate pornstars, but the hipsters are loving her, she’s been in VICE and now Terry Richardson is shooting her…

But I think she only is worth looking at when fucking, and even that isn’t that great…she’s only in it cuz she’s 19 and personally I like my 19 year olds less washed up and into being porn….you know more 19 and into being sluts strictly for me….I’ve been there and it’s better…

Seriously…Her porn isn’t that good and I hate young girls that are all into this scene…I prefer them when they are jus sluts and not being paid for it…she’s all hype…and so are these pics for Terry Richardson…she’s a fucking porn bitch…why the fuck does she have underwear on….and more importantly why isn’t she getting fucked in this shit. Overrated cunt. Literally.

Posted in:Jessie Andrews

2012

28

Feb

Real Hot Bike Rental Video of the DAy

Best bike rentals in the globe. from Stason bros. on Vimeo.

Some things are better with half naked hipster chicks dyking out……especially bike rental videos….every single commercial on TV….and well as every single thing I experience in my life should play out like that….I am going to work on making that happen…cuz the world is filled with too many uptight prude chicks unwilling to suck a handlebar, too busy complaining about your weight, your household income, who is gonna take the kids to school and you know what…that fucking sucks…but this….this is amazing….hipster Russian who are well versed with the sex trade…changing the face of what we jerk off to…..HOT. If you’re a hipster girl willing to get naked – feel free to email me so we can have sex.

Posted in:stepVIRAL

2012

28

Feb

Kate Upton Tweets Her Tits of the Day

I hate TWITTER ….It just doesn’t make sense why I’d want to read the rants of every idiot on TWITTER who thinks people care about what he has to say or some fucking joke that disappears and gets lost within seconds cuz everyone is being flooded by everyone else’s annoying, useless, often times totally irrelevant thoughts…..It’s just noise and it annoys me.

The only thing good about TWITTER is that it is taking over the paparazzi’s job, cuz celeb bitches are using it as their unofficial fan club, even if I’d rather they be using me as an unofficial fan club, and/or toilet, and/or vibrator, and/or something to breast feed….

So here is Kate Upton showing off her fat arms….that compliment her fat tits…and that one day her ass and belly will catch up to…just as soon as the metabolism slows down…making her whole Carl’s Jr shit yesterday pretty risky business…playing with serious fire….wondering how many burgers she downed and how long her metabolism can keep up….

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

28

Feb

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I found out a lot of people hate me. I think that would hurt my feelings if I had feelings. What’s to hate, I post pictures of things want to see, I write charming, often times romantic things about those pictures, and I think I’m an all round nice, kind hearted guy. I don’t exploit people on FB or people in person anymore, I stick to the public domain, I mean I shouldn’t be hated…..not known, ignored, irrelevant definitely….but hated…..that’s just mean…..


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