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2019

29

Jul

Caroline Vreeland Weird Body for Lingerie Brand of the Day

Caroline Vreeland pulled some sort of scam and made friends with the right people at the luxury sugar baby lingerie company this is for…..and is now on of their people…huge tits out for all to see…distracting from her fucking weirdo body that happens when you have monster tits. It’s like the rest of you is trying so hard to be fat and Caroline just keeps trying to fight it. Other big tits have been far less successful…from Kate Upton to others….who had their bodies catch up to the tits while this one still hasn’t quite made it so she’s still hustling…trying to make it – tits out…

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2019

29

Jul

Beach Dry Hump is the Best Instagram Story of the Week of the Day

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My internet friend and Surd Documentary Film Maker Bro, the legend JUSTIN PURSER the panty killer, who I have probably been internet friends with for the last 10 years, but we have never actually met cuz that is queer, posted this IG story from the beach in Los Angeles where he lives and it is fucking incredible….a dry hump to shadow box reminder that people are so self involved they have no idea there are people, including kids, around them….

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2019

29

Jul

Granny Chokes Out another Granny Until She Passes Out and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Pulls Knife at Brooklyn Precinct… Smart

Sea Plane Crash

Dude VS Tape Measure

Road Rage…

More Road Rage…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

29

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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New series – Things I’ve learned from the internet:

-Hot Girls Can Have Ugly Vaginas and Ugly Girls Can Have Hot Vaginas…

That has been an excerpt of my new series – Things I’ve learned from the internet:

Here are some stepLINKS…

ASAP Rocky Fan Stormed Swedish Embassy and Threatened to Blow it up – Probably for her TikTok
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Girl Gets Kicked Off PLane After Smashing Laptop on Cheating Boyfriend’s head
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Tank VS Car High Speed
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Selfie at 10k Feet Goes Wrong
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Girl has Spider on her Face
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Drunk Kyle Steal a Plane
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Whitney Cummings Bikini
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Man Rips Sunroof Off Car
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Woman Uses Shoe to Attack a Car
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Las Vegas Grasshopper Invasion
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2019

26

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the weekend for the average man….I am not an average man…I am a below average man so everyday is the weekend for me…but for you..it is a time to fill up bars and Grocery Stores and Home Depot doing menial errands buying shit you don’t need with money you don’t have because you buy into this whole silly society…of working to raise your family and one day retire instead of living now, while alive, you’ll live down the line, in the future…a vague concept of future since you could die tomorrow…

What I am saying is…stop taking life so seriously and click on some of these damn links you queers…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Crazy Bitch Destroying Range Rover
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Johnny Depp Says Amber Heard Put Out a Cig in His Face
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Whitney Cummings in a Bathing Suit
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India Reynolds Topless Beach
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Teens Attack Man Outside Hotel….
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Best Cosplay at ComicCon…
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Shaved Head Selma Blair
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Olivia Munn Braless
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Bella Hadid Cameltoe of the Day
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Everything Streaming in August..
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Girl Steals Bottle of Booze
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Accidental Fast Food Hot Mic….
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Diddy Is Fucking Steve Harvey’s Slut Stepdaughter
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Biker VS Traffic Avoiders
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Jenna Dewan Out to Lunch
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The Charles Manson Murder House….
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Hollywood Creature Performers are Amazing
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Water Buffalo Don’t Understand Horn
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Kid on Baggage Carousel
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Hot Chick Passes Out on Ride
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Man Tries to Fight Police
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J.Lo’s 10,000 Dollar Birthday Cake to Remind You How Disgusting Celebs Are
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Slutty Charly Jordan….
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Human Chop SHop
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The Cats of CatCon
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3 Teens Helping a Woman….
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Bikini Sluts….
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Ryan Seacrest Didn’t Get into J.Lo’s Party
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Zombie Chicken….
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SEX WORK IS NOT REAL WORK! BUT YOU CAN JERK OFF TO IT. So it Counts.
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Poker Club To Win CASH!
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From the Forum

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Ana De Armas – Legs..
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Bailee Madison – Scooter Rider…
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Shay Mitchell – Pregnant Shopper
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Hailey Baldwin – SHOOT.
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Kara Del Toro Legs
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Harley Quinn Smith
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Anna Kendrick in Shorts
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Nicole Scherzinger Slutty Outfit
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Olivia Wilde on Set
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Kim Garner Crotch…
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From stepSMUT!!

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Slutty Slutty Slutty
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Dry pussy
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Stacey Poole Polaroids….
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8 WTF moments
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Real Wives
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Naked Bitch on a Sail Boat
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Another Naked Bitch Sailing
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worst flash ever
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Mom Likes to Expose Herself…
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Best Kind of Table….
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Teen Mom Milking TITS…
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Real Secretaries
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Midget Stripper
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Surprise Big Tits
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Naked in a Sheer Outfit
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Black Naked Sluts
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Wanting to get Caught….
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Classy Girl Spreading her Cunt
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Best Cam Girl Masturbating…EVER
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Naked Bitch in the Sand
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Pussy Flash in Public
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Cute Fist….
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Naked Drunk…
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Big Titty Jiggle
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Slutty Slutty Slutty
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2019

26

Jul

Freeze Pipes for the Fucking Win…of the Day

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Smoking weed is the future….and in Canada it is Legal…

I know, I am an alcoholic, so the majority of my days I spend drunk, and showcasing the wonderful benefits of being a drunk, from feeling like shit all the time, to getting in fights and offending people with your angry drunk demeanor you just can’t control….because if you don’t drink you get the shakes, tremors, panic and hallucinations…so it’s good to keep you stable…

But weed…that shit is like medicine…calming, relaxing, fun…..plus if you throw the weed in with your booze…it makes the drunk drunker and anything to make the drunk drunker is a good thing to be…

It is just a plant, it’s harmless and it is legal…so if you don’t smoke weed but you take anti-depressants, sleeping pills, or drink yourself to sleep you are clearly not making the right choices for your body…

When you decide to start smoking more weed…You need to get yourself a FREEZE PIPE

Fuck rolling joints, that’s for fucking hippies….and blunts are for rappers…what you need is a pipe…to keep things sophisticated and a FREEZE PIPE is the pipe you want…why…because;

1- For the cold hits the smoke passes through the frozen chamber it’s instantly cooled (by over 300 degrees) to a chilly temperature, resulting in a dramatically cool and smooth hit. No throat or chest burning, just refreshing and cold hits. Sounds good to me…like a skinny dip with a hot chick in a cold lake on a hot summer day….

2- Monster Rips without the burn cuz the cooling effect is real….so you get bong sized rips from a hand pipe without the pain. So you can get more fucked up and that’s why we’re here you know…medicine…

3- No upkeep, no nasty spillage, zero dirty water to constantly change and it’s a lot quicker to clean when compared to large pieces.

So get your FREEZE PIPE NOW!

When you get it, Place the Freeze Pipe in the freezer for at least 1 hour and enjoy. Store your FREEZE PIPE in the freezer between uses for that cool SUMMER TREAT!!

Or you can watch this girl to see how its done:

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Posted in:Featured Post|SFW

2019

26

Jul

Miley Cyrus Slutty on Instagram of the Day

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Here’s a good old fashioned Miley Cyrus butt shot like she had just “quit” Disney and wanted to turn her “Hanna Montana” image upside down at the advice of here team that is 20 people deep..these earners and media manipulators don’t just “Happen”- they are made.

They packaged her like an edgy girl of her generation and because of that we have seen her cunt.

She got married and tried to do Country for a bit, realizing no one cared unless she was doing the Miley and now she’s back..ass out…creating sexy clickbait for attention…because it works.

Not only does she like being jerked off to, she likes the number of likes it gets….or the attention it gets…it is obviously a thrill.

Clearly, she is in the process of a divorce and putting herself back out there like an insecure girl would do…

No one told her modesty is the hottest, because this generation thinks showing people you pulling out a used tampon is compelling content and I guess it is…but the fact that it’s been normalized to all girls this age…is mental…yet fun for old perverts….

Which reminds me – when people say “If I was young now, I’d have a field day, in my high school only one girl fucked”….but the truth is at 50 years old…we have it better than 50 year old of other generations cuz EVERY 18 year old is doing this smut shit…I love it.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2019

26

Jul

Insane Magazine Coverage of the Day

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Well this is a crazy Magazine Cover of the Day….

I am not going to name who is in these pictures, cuz that will get us googled, found, and hit by lawyers because apparently pics of magazines is copyright infringement when the tits in question belong to a Jonas Brother wife….lots of money to shut a fucker down.

So we’ll just keep these between up….you know since you’re a Game of Thrones queer and seeing titties you’ve been craving to see is a good time. A Friday gift from me to you.

So European…

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Posted in:Featured Post

2019

26

Jul

Bella Hadid Aggressive Cameltoe of the Day

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Bella Hadid wants you to see her cameltoe…it could be an attempt to prove she’s not a dude, despite her aggressive and hard features….or it could be one of those prosthetic cameltoe inserts they sell on Amazon for trannies in bikinis to look like they have a pussy…like a giant mold of a pussy like strapping a mannequin’s crotch quadrant to your cock…or maybe it’s just the look now. Girls wear bike shorts up past their hips…girls have pussy….pussy eats shorts….pussy gets seen…in this everyone is one gender scavenger hunt for front holes to stick your dick into.

Pussy definition or Cameltoe is the latest fashion trend….exciting.

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Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2019

26

Jul

Chanel West Coast Nip Slip of the Day

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Chanel West has been trying to get famous…she’s BEEN doing this for a long time…and she is still insignificant but like most insignificant people, myself included, we really only have one thing we know cuz we’ve been doing it so long, even though it never worked before and hasn’t worked out yet…maybe all that time put into it will back out soon…and if we quit now it will officially never happen…even though it will never happen….

DESPERATE TIMES…

They say crazy people are those who do the same thing and expect different results…

I say…Chanel Westcoast tit out is a new approach and it could get her different results….cuz it has tits…and I can find you a bunch of people who did less than a titty flash to go viral.

I’m rooting for Chanel Westcoast even though I don’t know who the fuck she is, I don’t care about her music, or her hip hop culture vulturing, and I don’t find her hot…but she’s been doing it so long…let her catch a break!

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