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Denise Richards Applies Make-Up To her Tit of the Day

Joey King’s Got her Tits Out for a Tuesday

Jessica Alba’s Bikini from a Week Ago of the Day

Paulina Porizkova’s Nude for her Birthday of the Day

2018

May

Eniko Mihalik in a Bathing Suit for Marie Claire of the Day

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Big news…because Eniko Mihalik has done nude shoots before…is in a magazine…not nude…

I know it’s not actually big news, no one cares about Eniko Mihalik…or what she’s up to…she’s old now.

But she was a titty fashion model, not that kind of titty model who is all low level and attention seeking with her tits, despite being attention seeking with her tits, but rather the kind of titty model who fashion like and throw millions at.

She may not be nude, but she’s old now, but she is in a bathing suit, a one piece which should be more inspiring to older women everywhere, there comes a time you strap your titties in and pack them up and let the young girls bring the tits, while you bring the Jell-O pudding pops or baked goods for the bake sale granny..

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2018

May

Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne Scissor of the Day

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Every once in a while I like to post celebrity gossip stories, rather than celebrities flashing their assholes, like I am TMZ, to spite TMZ, for cutting me off their traffic exchange for calling Paul Walker a sex offender, because where I am from, if you’re Fiance is 16, you’re a sex offender. I know I am not Mormon so I don’t know all the rules, but I use logic of seeing 16 year old girls and thinking “that’s perverted”…even if Elvis met his wife when she was 14, and there have been generations of fucking perverts….but the point is, they blocked me because Warner Brothers owns them, conflict of interest, sure…but they don’t tell you that…and Warner Bros was putting out Fast and Furious 600, Paul Walker’s last drive….and didn’t like it.

SO here’s my celebrity Gossip, that isn’t even my gossip, because when I get my own gossip from credible sources, the people who read this sit, DO not make it go viral…..

So anyway, clickbait garbage fat has been who isn’t even 30 yet Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne who is not hot, exciting, or interesting in her quest to be an actress now that she’s crawled down the METH hole, are trying to promote nonsense, create a meme, tell the world they are fucking, to be interesting, compelling, or to make a joke…or to get press…..

Because the media is so lame they talk about the shit like it matters…and it works…

They are called #Cashley, even though Cara Delevingne has been with other women the last month, because that’s how media whoring works, you try to be exciting…When I know that no one gives a fuck about fat Benson or Cara Delevingne, the famous pussy fucker, who has been playing this storyline for a long time. The gateway to lesbianism for all these women, because I guess she loves to scissor, eat pussy, because it is free marketing hype…

WE ONLY CARE about the sex tapes, and not even, because Lesbian sex is anti climatic.

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2018

May

Nina Dobrev Bodysuit of the Day

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I am a big pug fan….I have a pug. I have an intense friendship and relationship with my pug. I freak out over all pugs I see. I love everyone who loves pugs. It warms my heart and gets me excited and happy feeling despite being otherwise dying on the inside…

So by default, I have to like Canadian Nina Dobrev…from Vampire Diaries…who prior to today, I didn’t care…

Even if she’s using the pug to make herself look better, to appeal to me, to make her own clickbait…I can’t help but support the pug. He’s so cute…and these pics by default make me excited and happy feeling despite being dead on the inside…

From what I know, she’s trying to be a fitness influencer, fitness is hot, fit women are hot, I’m just glad she’s not fat. Maybe this is part of that….or maybe this is just a PUG as a prop by a devil opportunist…

Who knows, she’s from Bulgaria, moved to Canada, and is now famous as fuck…I figure to get their requires very little soul…lots of strategy, puppies and blowjobs, and thank you gifts…

I know, as a Canadian, I should support my own people, but she’s an immigrant, you Americans know all about how to treat those, plus I don’t remember from Degrassi, where she gave Drake Handjobs, or at least I assume she did…Degrassi is all Canadians are allowed to know…as a Canadian it is our duty….NOT TO MENTION…she doesn’t show up to the Igloo Pow Wows anymore to suck on frozen maple syrup anymore…she’s turned her back on us…so I’ll turn my back on her by writing a whole post on her…thanks to the PUG…the way into my heart.

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2018

May

Farrah Abraham if For Sale in Dubai of the Day

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Farrah Abraham has found her place in the world. Dubai.

The sex worker, who was once on MTV, on a very popular show that probably streams in Dubai on MTV Dubai….giving the rest of the world the script to how to move in and destroy the American culture without them realizing it…because they are too distracted with bullshit smut like Teen Pregnancies…

The point of the story is that women in Saudi Arabia, or even UAE, aren’t allowed to do shit, but the Americans they collect because they are rich, and these American women like money, can come in and get gang shat on for money by these people as a representation of them taking over America…

First we get their desperate sex worker women, then we shit on them, then we take over the world…

Why the fuck else would Farrah Abraham be in Dubai…makes no fucking sense unless rich dudes are paying her desperate fake ass.

THat said, I am a fan of Farrah Abraham because she made me money with her sex tapes….thanks Farrah for taking one for the team you didn’t even know what your team.

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2018

May

Chanel West Coast is So Gross of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is such dog shit on all levels…she is not hot, but she’s out there dressed like she is, because she probably thinks she’s hot, or maybe her celebrity, and there’s not that much celebrity there, but what she probably thinks her celebrity is based on, is being the hot chick on some bro skater MTV show I never watched but assume she was dog shit on.

The kind of girl you’d pick up with a plastic bag and toss, if you were allowed, but instead allowed to live on her social media, producing her social media content, ass out, tits out, all while being dog shit.

I would say that most remarkable thing about her that despite being dog shit, she’s got a career, pays rent and think she’s a female rapper…my dog shit is far less ambitious and annoying, it kind of just sits there festering like her, stinky as fuck…but it’s not nearly as irritating as whatever this dog shit is…

Her fat ass was at a pool party…

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2018

May

Naked Scooter Driver and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk Mom in Bikini Chick VS Cops

Anal Bleach Seminar

Naked Dude Shoves Mountain Dew in his Ass

Masturbating Dude from the Subway

Woman has Meltdown After Failing Driving Test – I Didn’t Know Asians Did Driver’s Tests…

Selfie Boat Accident

Weird Fight of the Day

Car crashes into Group of People

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2018

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like looking at couples on Sunday walking around, getting brunch. being lazy and wondering how hard the girl got fucked that night or that morning. I place bets with myself about it. Like my own kind of videogame that even when I win. I lose

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Charlotte McKinney Braless
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William H. Macy Wants His Daughters to Have Sex
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Dog Finds a New born Deer
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YOU LIKE HEAD….I like Head Shops…SHOP NOW
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2 Guys Attacking a Truck
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Anthony Hopkins is my Kind of Dad
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Mila Azul Has Some Hot Tits
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Chimps Have a Ball Pit Adventure
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Some Slut in a Bath Robe….
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Alicia Silverstone’s Divorce from her Husband
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Mental Dump Truck Crash
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Live Streamers Get Jumped Over Racist Joke…
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2018

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Memorial Day, but I am not American so I don’t need to send out a fake thank you to all the troops, who really joined the army due to not having other options, or living out an obligation they thought they had to live out, because of family pressure or whatever.

That’s not to say all military is bad, but I will say that most people thanking the military not in the military are full of shit about their appreciation of the military…AND I will say most of the tasks the military has fought hasn’t really been for freedom, but for oil and other power plays that disregarded their lives.

I do feel for all the Vietnam vets, I mean what a shitty unnecessary war to fight some bullshit communism ideal that was no threat on America…but that was marketed as a threat.

Point being, it’s a day off to sit in the park and stare at a pantsless girl catching a tan, like an old pervert…and if you’re really daring, park yourself next to her and take off your pants to catch a tan / jerk off in a park and be caught like the predator you are….no one will blame you, besides the law, young busty college girls with no pants on have that effect on most normal healthy not necessarily mentally healthy men…

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Phoebe Price Famewhoring Cuz She’s Perfect
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Midget CELEB Going Down for Manslaughter
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Elsa Hosk in Lingerie
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Kourtney Kardashian Camel Toe
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Dancing Doctor – Who is Going to Jail for Killing a Patient
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Ashley Roberts – Nipples
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Everything Coming to Streaming
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Get YOURSELF Some Bongs
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Nitro Circus People are Wild
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HEad SHop…For HEAD lovers
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The Surprise Haircut on Girlfriend Prank
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Airsoft Players Trolled by Fake Reporter
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Charlie Riina’s Ridiculous body in a Bikini
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Lindsay Lohan at her Beach Bar
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SHauna Sand – Big Tits – Classic Whore
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Nicky WHelan – Hot Body
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Sailor Brinkley Cook at an Event
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Jaimie King – Hot in a Bikini
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Dua Lipa Hot Performing
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Taylor Swift Slutty in a Leotard Performing
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Rita Ora Slutty in a Leotard Performing
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Hailee Steinfeld – Performing
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Paris Jackson Legs of the Day
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Sarah Hyland Little Cleavage
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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So Much Ass in One Dude’s Face
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Leasbian Pussy Meat Eat
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Redhead with Bolt On Tits
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Anastasia in a Bikini with Bolt on Tits
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Rony in a Hot Bolt on Tit Instagram Style Nude Shoot
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Tattoo AMateur Masturbates
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Cam Girls Eating Each Other Out in Back of Car
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Naked Amateur
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Couple Get their Fuck on in a Restaurant
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Dancer of the Day
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2018

May

Tara Reid in a Bikini is a Memorial Day Celebration of the Day

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Tara Reid celebrated Memorial Day by literally dressing up like all the corpses of the fallen soldier who died for your freedom….

You know, not that the soldiers who died for your freedom wore bikinis, or had bolt on tits, but after a year in the ground, the likely decomposed to look like whatever the fuck this monster looks like…

Some call it zombie, others call it skeleton, I call it reminiscent of every near death crackwhore who was malnourished enough to use my cum as a source of calories and my money as access to more crack.

This is weird looking, maybe the Memorial is for Tara Reid cuz she died a decade ago..but someone keeps weekend and Bernie-ing her so that they cut the line at all the clubs

I don’t know but it’s creepy.

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2018

May

Ashley Tisdale Possible Nipples of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale got herself a full fucking rebuild…or maybe it’s a social media fact filter…but I like to think it’s more some face injections, probably the same face injections Khloe Kardashian got that turned her from big potato headed monster from the woods of the Pacific North West, I guess we’d call Big Foot, to being someone who looks like a porn chick that black guys seem to like cumming inside…scientific advancements or some shit…

Well, Tisdale, who already has a fake nose, that was botched, is on some other shit, with her tits out, where there is possibly nipple, but I don’t think there’s nipple, as she is no longer a 28 year old playing a girl in Highschool, but a 35 year old wife trying to have some level of sex appeal as her peers just keep getting fatter.

I guess her fitness and muscle memory allow her to be the best version of herself…because what we can all learn from Tisdale is that a hot body over face any day, as all faces get hacked up eventually, while a hot body is what you actually have to look at when you fuck…or in your casee jerk off like the pathetic loser you are.

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