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Old Lady Candice Swanepoel Still Does Bikini Modeling of the Day

Jojo’s Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day

Karreuche Tran’s Feet Fetish Content of the Day

Britney Spears Keeps Dancing for Easter of the Day

Caroline Vreeland’s Easter Eggs for Easter of the Day

2018

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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We live in a world where celebrity men who negotiate strong contracts to put the pressure on the producers to not need extra work days to fuck with his busy schedule from being a famous fucking person….have to donate money earned to a cause that doesn’t exist and that is totally fabricated for his 3 days of work….in order to make good because the girl counterpart in the movie got paid 1000 dollars for the same work…even though she’s not nearly as famous…and negotiated that contract….

We also live in a world where I won’t admit that women poo, I still haven’t come to terms with that, but luckily thanks to women pandering to my needs as a man, PATRIARCHY, no women I know have ever sent me sexts involving them taking a huge dump…

You know from crowning to the stretching of anus for a glorious green snake to slither out of her into the crystal waters of the dank toilet…

But one day that will happen, with all this technology and people giving into the porn fetishes…coupled with feminism…it starts with celebrating periods and ends with diarrhea butt shots…instagram will become a messy messy place….

Here are some stepLINKS..in the morning for the weekend that involved me doing VERY FUCKING little…

Rooster Runs to the Bus to Get His Momma
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Eliza Dushku Molested at Age 12 – Apparently…
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When Your Amish Town is Frozen…Do Amish Donuts…
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Dancing Girl Almost Kills Herself with Christmas Lights…
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Aziz Ansari is the Latest Rapist who Let Ego Get to His Head and Took Advantage of Willing Women
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Alessandra Ambrosio – BIKINI
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Britney Spears Live Dance Show to Celebrate Her Quitting Vegas
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Slackline Fail
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Dog Gets Tucked In
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Subway Jared Wants Out of Prison
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2018

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Women don’t publicly have as many weird fetishes as dude…it’s like find a dude with a foot fetish and dude’s got a closet full of ladies shoes, or a hard drive full of pics of feet he’s either bought from women he’s approached on social media or in person…but girls…who you know are into weird shit like being fucked by family memembers, or raped fantasies, or fucking dudes up the ass with a strap on…or even licking a dude’s ass…is never discussed…and if you’re lucky enough for it to be discussed…it becomes the initial conversation, like the foreplay, before getting your fuck on…whereas when dudes discuss their weird fetishes…girls run…

So my advice to you this weekend is to get every girl to tell you the weirdest thing she’s masturbated to…

Make it happen…

Here are some stepLINKS

Lohan Did Wendy Williams without her Fake Accent….
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Rob Lowe vs Bella Thorne Bully!!
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Bitches at the Critics’ Choice Award
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If You’ve Dealt with a Woman Driver #METOO
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MMA Broadcaster in Leggings Stretching
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AMazing BOLT ON TITS of the Day
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Nicole Kidman Got Pokies
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Lost Harding Lost her Publicist
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Emma Stone and Jennifer Lawrence – TIT TO TIT
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Claymation of the Day
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What is More Powerful than a Hydrogen Bomb
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Jared Fogel Wants Out of Prison…
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Kim Garner in Leggings
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Margot Robbie – Overrated at Some Bullshit
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World’s Smallest Big Cat
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In Case You Missed it Craziest Paper Airplane Ever
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Pencil Music
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Logan Paul Loses Scripted Series…
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James Franco VS the Girls Who Claim He Raped Them…
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Doutzen Kroes Hard Body in a Bikini
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Crazy Night Riding
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Emma Roberts Awesome Bangs
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All the Celebs I didn’t Bother Posting at the Critics Choice Awards – Who Cares
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Lohan in NYC
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Links to Some Sportscaster Babe’s Nude Pics I won’t Post Cuz I don’t Like Getting Sued
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Greer Grammer Cleavage
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Dove Cameron Hot Chick
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betty from Riverdale Big Cleavage
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Emma Stone is So Ugly
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Weirdo With Big Tits and Braces Getting Naked on the Cam and licking her foot
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Big Titty Girl – Glows in the Dark
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Tattoo Chick Masturbates
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Hot Yasmin Oily and Naked
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Insane Hot Body – Naked
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Whacked Out Masturbating Chick on What I Guess is a Train
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Nice Big Tits Spread the pink
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Sofie Huge Tits
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Hot Clean Twat
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Eva Greene Naked Throwback from that Movie
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Anal Dialator
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2018

Jan

Demi Lovato’s Looking Hot of the Day

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I guess the life lesson is that when you boyfriend dumps your fat, obnoxious, famous and rich ass, after years of being a fucking troll…hit the gym, the surgeon, the botox clinic, the photoshop masters, whoever the fuck you can, and figure out the slutty poses girls are doing, because Demi Lovato…is looking hot…

I still don’t really know much about her, but she pops up all the time over the years and is always pretty shitty looking, but when girl poses like this, ass in the air…I start to care…good hustle girl….I like this marketing, clickbait, instagram influencer attitude.

The more uptight people get about sex assault, rape, the patriarchy, men running business, the sluttier the posing gets…it’s a fucking win.

The most interesting story about her I’ve heard is that her and Miley filmed an underage sex tape in Nashville..lesbians in cowboy boots…it may exist……who knows…who cares…she’s only looking good now…forget the Demi of the past…it’s about the Demi right now.

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2018

Jan

Lactacting TWITCH Girl of the Day

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I don’t know anything about this video, other than that it’s going viral and is most importantly a magical specimen in how to properly lure in fans using the nerd platform TWITCH…instead of streaming videogames, bodypaint you lactating tits, so that they explode all over the place for the social awkward gamer nerds to jerk the fuck off as hard as they can to the bitch….

I figure it’s some Olivia Munn shit, find the place where the most pathetic dudes who can’t get laid are hanging, show them your tits disguised as a cosplay masturbation fodder and hope you don’t lactate knowing nerds get personally offended when the hot chick they’ve imagined marrying, gets knocked up by another guy…..but if you do lactate…own it…run with it…hope to get famous with it…

I am a fan of this TWITCH.

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2018

Jan

Revisiting Britney Getting Salt Water in her Wombat Hole of the Day

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Britney Spears washing her pussy in her bikini, I like to think she’s taking a pee, salt water up in her cooch, probably hoping to feel the burn or the sting, anythimg to feel alive in an other numb life, thanks to being abducted by her own parents – medicated so that she keeps up her earning potential…sad story if you feel for abducted rich women in bikinis, but you don’t….you predator….

This is the highlight of the week….

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2018

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sucking Pineapple Dicks of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio has been sucking more than just pineapple dick in efforts to stay fresh and youthful…unless of course there is botox on fillers up in this tropical delight…or maybe the sperm of some obscure Jungle animal…or maybe just the fresh blood of babies she harvests in some tribal ritual…because she’s 100 years old…and looks good…

Must be some kind of witch…

Spooky….

Except for the whole bikini thing…I mean that looks good…

To see the rest of pics – so many bikini pics CLICK HERE

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2018

Jan

Lady Gaga’s Saggy Tits of the Day

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Lady Gaga is disgusting, and not just because of her face, but because of everything she represents, embodies…her insecurities from High School for being the loser rich girl who looked like shit…carried into her overcompensation as an adult…trying to be all unique and different, when really just being a hack, stealing ideas from other people, a puppet…who would try so hard to make as much noise as possible…and it worked because the population is crazy and stupid…her songs brainwashing and addictive…penetrating our brains and even when showing her tits…she’s dull…but at least she’s showing her tits…I guess…

I mean there are countless things we could be looking at….

Instead of anything Lady Gaga oriented.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2018

Jan

Natasha Poly Hot Naked Model of the Day

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Natasha Poly is a pretty major Russian model who is loved by all….or at least loved by all who can afford to love her, she comes at a price thanks to being a model….and I guess lusted by anyone with a Russian model fetish, who can’t afford a Russian model, because Russian models only like the rich guys…

Why live the hurtbag loser sucking at life life when you deserve so much more thanks to your nakedness.

SO Natashy Poly, is married which kinda makes her fucking boring…who wants stare at a mail order bride already locked down…when we can find our own mail order brides more in our buget…but she’s showing tit.

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2018

Jan

Emma Roberts Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Prior to Lily Rose Depp, Emma Roberts was my favorite Celebrity child, who is likely a cunt, but who I like regardless of that, because I don”t interact with these people, if they are even people, and not just robots created in a lab designed to manipulate the minds of the general public, creating a social norm that would otherwise never happen if they didn’t have people like this to peddle bullshit into your useless minds…

THAT SAID…

I have no idea why I like Emma Roberts, maybe it’s all the D level movies I’ve seen with her dad, realizing that despite Julia, she comes from a very weird place in Hollywood…yet manages to wear leggings throughout the day…while being skinny…a MODERN day hero.

Emma Roberts in tight Jeans of the Day

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2018

Jan

Maitland Ward Nipples of the Day

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Maitland Ward is fucking disgusting, but I still consider her a friend of the site because she angrily emails me complaining about how mean I am to her, which is nice, because there’s two types of humor from my perspective, MEAN jokes, and jokes not worth hearing, so I focus on MEAN jokes, to put people to the test, make them question their existence, and get under their skin and annoy them, ideally ruining if not all of their day, a little part of their day…not because I have a complex or because I am unhappy…I just think people need to be challenged, to see if what they are doing is the right thing, rather than encouraged and praised, as people tend to get lost in the praise, rather than in the hate…forcing them to become more progressive, interesting, challenging, competitive, and overall a better user experience.

I can go on and on about how Maitland Ward does softcore porn now, should have done softcore porn in the 90s, but in her old age, and I mean OLD age she’s found confidence and an audience that I doubt pays her much money, except for the escort fees….

But the truth is that in 2018, I am challenging myself to be better and better too, why die and stagnate with the rest of the sites cuz they aren’t making money, I never made money, in this climate find my category, and maybe I’ll finally go viral..

So I look at my analytics, something I’ve never done in years past, I just had boatloads of traffic I couldn’t monetize and didn’t care about monetizing, because that would require work…I also didn’t care that my site was a top 1000 site on the internet and always though it was a lame social experiement / project and often times hated that I spent my days doing it…

But 2018, I said, before websites totally die, maybe I can make something of this, and with that I looked at the posts that get the most traffic that I post and turns out Maitland Ward is the top contentder….she beats out EVERY other girl out there….and is now going to have to become the site’s Mascot or focal point…because that is what you people want…

YOU SICK FUCKS.

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