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2017

19

Dec

Ireland Baldwin – Nude Shoot of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is magical in what I would assume is the least magical way to be magical…but she’s topless which is nice…

She’s the broken down daughter of the famous Baldwin and Kim Bassinger, that’s huge, and so is Ireland, coming in at 6 feet 190 pounds…

She first came to fame when her dad was shit talking her calling her a pig on a voicemail…and now she’s become a pig in life…

She was quick to Instagram, pre Hadid fame, and people were digging her cali surf vibes before she because a lesbian goth cutter in rehab..very weird…

But now she’s busted out the tits, and tits, are never weird…even if their intention is a bit off…they are still tit and we like tit….young, rich, famous, monster tit.

I think I’m in love.

Here’s her cousin, who stole her potential existence as a model, by leveraging her name, without having the breakdowns and freak outs and the whole thing…is massively weird….but not as weird as Hailey Baldwin’s face injected face…

Posted in:Alec Baldwin|Hailey Baldwin|Ireland Baldwin

2017

19

Dec

The Willis Sisters Bathe Together of the Day

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This is Tallulah, Rumer and Scout Willis, the produce of Bruce and Demi not having an abortion…and together, tehy take baths together, in what would be a sister fetish to all of us perverts, because we like the idea of sisters fucking each other, but that is a little too scaled down, hipster, artist, that looks like it smells…

I’d prefer these plastic surgery ridden weridos who play hipster artist to be actually showing off and comparing their cunts, because that interests me, you know genetics, rather than their weird DEMI MOORE faces…but you can’t always get what you want I guess…but we got this…Christmas Card shit….weirdos…but I guess it’s kinda great…even though I think statistically, or logically, RUMER probably took a shit in the pool.

Posted in:Rumer Willis|Scout Willis|Tallulah Willis

2017

19

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Model Sara Sampaio in a Bikini of the Day

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A few months ago, I accidentally heard Sara Sampaio doing a talk on her being sexually assaulted by a magazine that she shot nude for, who posted those nude pics she was the consenting model in, and published them in the magazine she was nude modeling for…because sometimes shoots get carried away and you get naked, but that doesn’t mean the magazine paying for the shoot can post them….even when the magazine is a titty magazine called LUI…

And I thought to myself, what a fucking idiot, to do a shoot for a nude magazine, to get naked in said shoot, and to ask them to not post the pics, only to have them post the pics…last time I checked, that is not sexual assault…and her going after the magazine as if it was…is just nuts.

She also talked about how important her social media following is, how she posts provocative posts because it gets her more likes and she loves likes, and that she understands no one wants to hear her whine about being a model….who gets naked…when that is her job….yet she was still doing it..

It’s like stick to the getting naked and clickbaiting on social media to grow that audience and get paid more….I checked her feed, she’s half naked always, pretty shameless, and she’s even got pics at the Instagram office, meaning she’s working with the company to step up her relevance, likes and celebrity…because ultimately…what looks like a whore, is likely a whore…that’s what my mom always told me…and she was a whore. Literally. That’s how I ended up existing!! YAY!

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2017

19

Dec

Kate Upton for LOVE Magazine of the Day

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Kate Upton is some serious fucking clickbait, anyone who uses her for any sort of anything, is strictly doing it because tits get hits…and people like hits because hits make them money…

Kate Upton is not 18 years old with big tits anymore, she’s older, washed up, and her mid section has caught up with her tits, despite her two years of fitness, she’s still plus sized, yet she’s still seen as this magical creature…and overall…it makes little too no sense, but maybe, she’s just representative of the AMerican dream, entitled rich kid with big tits, marketed to the masses to make more money, even though she’s really nothing special…but she’s hyped man…by the man…

And I guess I’m not complaining – the world needs tits….

In other Clickbait News….Alexis Ren also Did the Love Magazine Calender….and it was pretty aggressive on her working out…because she’s pretty much a slutty half naked, hot body, young girl….with monster bolt on tits and a great ass she knows how to pose seductively….and 500,000 people watched it in 2 days….and really it’s fucking pornographic..but Youtube Doens’t seem to mind even though they delete 90 percent of my content that is not this hardcore…because there is FAVORITISM!!

Posted in:Alexis Ren|Kate Upton|SFW

2017

19

Dec

Lele Pons Nipple Slip of the Day

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This is my attempt to connect with the youths, you know with the people who grew up on VINE, for the millions of people who follow Lele Pons who was at one point a Vine Star, and now just a massively followed Instagrammer / Youtuber / making that money off social media since that’s the Disney Kid of today, all these cheesy fucks making bad comedy for retard kids who get sucked into their life and groupie on them…without the involvement of the evil media empires….like Disney, execs and perverts, these fuckers do it all on their own, proving how overrated being a Disney or media exec actually is, because people can get famous without them now…and I guess that’s why they are trying to regulate the internet, they can’t lose that power, too much money at stake…

Well, apparently, this is her flashing her nipple and really..I don’t see it, but maybe you do, and maybe it’s just a reminder to not bother trying to connect with the youth, unless I meet them on tinder and they want to sit on my face…or experience weird sex practices because along with growing up on VINE they grew up on the PORNO…and are looking for thrills….

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2017

19

Dec

Sex and the City and Other Videos of the Day

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Robbed by a Naked Man….

Drug Dealer Forced Couple to Snort Cocaine

Ventilation Duct Falls on Crowd

Ravers Get Taken Out by a Metal Structure

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2017

19

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It is not the era to go into a white themed holiday party you were invited to…and asking the host…why there are black people, asian people, and other visible people who aren’t white…

They will think you’re a racist, even if you’re just making a joke….

It is not the era to ask the girl who asked you to leave her white party, probably because you’re not white, but maybe because you made a racist joke….why she was kicking you out….since you had not Weinsteined her yet.

Everyone’s HEIGHTENED on the Paranoid kick….I guess the good news is I can’t get fired for being inapporiate, you know since I don’t have a fucking job.

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Kids Spot a Sexy Santa Sex Doll….
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Mariah Carey Freaks me Out
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History of Star Wars Holiday Special
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Gwyneth Paltrow – Slutty
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Car Carrier – Vs Parked Cars
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16 Year Old Daughter with Big Tits of the Day
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Soccer Scissor Kick Goal for the Homos
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73 Questions with P-Diddy You Don’t Care About
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Netflix Doesn’t Believe that their Stars can Rape – Everyone Boycott Netflix
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Christmas Isn’t Over Yet…..Try These Ideas…
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2017

19

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I spent my night drinking with 75 year old women…who I assume were widows, they husband died 10 years earlier, and they were ready to pay a young guy to eat their asses for an hour, and I may not have been that young guy, they wanted nothing to do with me – because I kept making racist jokes – and it’s not the time or place to make racist jokes – it’s the weinstein era, even though I could tell they wanted to be Weinsteined, they didn’t want it from me…

What I am getting at at is that I wish I was a male escort to the ederly….it’s likely good money….and I’ll put my mouth on anything.

That said, here are the stepLINKS – better late than never – that’s what granny always told me after I came in her and she didn’t get her period…

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Kelly Rippa and her 16 Year Old Daughter’s Spanish Tits OUT
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Anna Kournikova Gave Birth to Twins
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Hailee Steinfeld – Hot in a Slut Dress – 21 and Ready to get Drunk and Roofied
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NFL in Trouble
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Sarah Sampaio Busted Face – Hard Nipples
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Alison Brie is a Monster – This is NOT a Hot Face
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Weird Bitch of the Day
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ROBOT CAR
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Slut Naked in Venice Beach
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Jason Priestly Claims He Punched Weinstein in the Face – With his Dick
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Katie Holmes Fucks Jamie Foxx in Public – They Are Both 100 – Fuck Off
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Bai Ling Poses Bolt on Tits in a one Piece
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Elle Fanning in a MAgazine
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Dick in Mouth…
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LIL tits
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Theatrical TITS
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Transy Whore Spread in Black Pantiees
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Slutty Big Tits inthe Gym..
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Aurelia Perez and the Spread Pussy
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2017

18

Dec

Christina Aguilera Nipple Pasty for Christmas of the Day

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Christina Aguilera has been slutty since the day she was legally allowed to be slutty, maybe right after breaking free from her parent’s control as a child performer, she came out with that DIRTY album, video rolling around in mud, got the fake tits on her small frame, and overall looked pretty fucking wonderful because it was a simpler time – where we could get excited by a girl in full bottom bathing suit and chaps….now it takes so much more…and I guess X-Tina – while pushing 40…and being a mom of at least one…is bringing it back or trying to bring it back….by intentionally posting up her nipple pastie…because she wants you to see that tit.

Exhibitionism, ego, a fear of getting older and not being hot anymore…after years of being really fat…all contributed to this beautiful ART..that I feel my soul needs on this Christmas time of year.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|SFW

2017

18

Dec

Candice Swanepoel on the Beach in Bathing Suits of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel was popping her booty out on the beach, because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model and her existence is posing in a bikini, making her booty pop, but something’s weird about the stomach, I guess she never put that IUD back in and has been taking the loads, pregnant a second time in a year…like most women you hire, just abusing the Maternity Leave, or maybe she just ate a big lunch…

SO MANY VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS TO ASK ABOUT SWANEPOEL…a woman who barely fucking matters, but I guess matters to Victoria’s Secret because it’s the only job she’s ever really had…she looks good enough for me…for a mom….I mean…most moms in thong bathing suits are terrifying…hell most 30 year olds in thong bathing suits are terrifying, their asses and hormones all out of sync….with their uteruses begging to be impregnated…so whatever this is…it’s done good…I mean if being hot in a bikini is all that you need to be considered “good”…which to me is all you need….I don’t really worry about the actual substantial stuff like saving AIDS babies or animals in her Native South Africa, where they have a pretty high AIDS rate and who statistically she has a 67 percent chance of having AIDS, but that’s probably less from South Africa and more for keeping her clients happy…she is a model after all, like hookers…you must keep that check signer…fully satisfied.

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Posted in:Candice Swanepeol|SFW