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2017

17

Apr

Tove Lo Titty Flash at Coachella of the Day

Tove Lo is so edgy…

While tens of thousands of idiots are raging for her like this was something like Woodstock – you know revolutionary – when really it’s just a mall mainstream experience – where the only political agenda the idiots in attendance are excited by is the next pop song, the next snapchat filter, the next line of make-up a Jenner puts out…you know the worst humans ever…vapid…taking selfies of their outfits – as they all walk the grounds – looking into their phones, looking the same, like robots living through a screen…just consuming our resources and better off dead…

Tove Lo pulls out her tits…

And the crowd goes wild…like she’s being innovative, inspiring, exciting, political, with purpose, and not just a shameless bitch who like a half retard likes pulling out her tits as the fans cheer onto what looks and feels like their leader…for those minutes she’s on set, cuz they are flimsy and will move onto the next tits in a minute.

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2017

17

Apr

Elsa Hosk in a Bikini of the Day

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Elsa Hosk posted this bikini video of her at Coachella – because everyone who is anyone is at Coachella – some are actually being paid to be at Coachella – and not just by rich dudes looking for hot pussy to party with and share a desert villa with – but companies – every company – uses the festival to cash the fuck in – as that is the American way…turn everything into some bullshit you can monetize and destroy – and fuck over anyone in the way….and since America women are all fat and dumpy – use the SWEDES – import the pussy we use – to sell product and bullshit to the American women they don’t use in the campaigns – cuz they just want their money….BUY BUY BUY CONSUME…..

I don’t see how going from one bullshit corporate event to the other is awesome and amazing, but I guess their hookers they’ve hired are worth looking at in their bikinis…and here’s one of em. From Titty Model to Mainstream as fuck PROMO model…

TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE

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2017

17

Apr

Ashley Smith Titty Flash of the Day

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Ashley Smith was a titty model for the first 10 years of her modeling career. You know a low level model – who made a living – but no one ever really heard of her…

But then at 30…she got into Sports Illustrated, and started trying to be all corporate despite her hipster Brooklyn cool girl roots, because I guess she figured she should cash the fuck in when the opportunity presented itself…

Well…at 31…I guess she’s gone back to that titty modeling – because even when she was doing Sports Illustrated at the corporate shit – she was titty modeling…just in a different, candy coated, cheesy way…

That”s not to say this isn’t cheesy – but it’s a pulled out tit…and that works for me…but not as well as it works for Ashley Smith…

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2017

17

Apr

Rat Cow in a Bikini at Coachella of the Day

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Rat Cow is the worst…famous set of tits who should have never quite happened because she’s not that hot – but that she luckily had good timing for…

But she’s got a great fucking body and she’s at Coachella…because her life is going to all the events – to seem relevant and get paid..

I don’t care if she fucks for parts, is a suck up trying to polarize the fact that she is just a bitch who gets naked for attention by being at fashion events – or Coachella…getting paid..when she shouldn’t get paid…I can’t imagine any girls ever say “I wonder what that nude model is wearing I want to buy that”…but marketers are idiots and use bitches like this cuz they have a bunch of dudes following them…jerking off to them…you know…because she’s got an amazing body…and it is also a nice distraction from her mangled bird face…

I’m a fan, I mean, not really, but the message she sends to other whores trying to make it is – is a good one – it’s a case study – it’s proof of concept – it can work….just get naked – it can work..

TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE

Here she is in some bullshit photoshoot…..you can see her nipples…

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2017

17

Apr

Mila Kunis Mom Ass in Jeans of the Day

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Mila Kunis and her mom of two ass in a pair of jeans is really reaching for Mila Kunis sex appeal..

She has so much working against her, like that we know what she looked like when she was 18 and on TV….like that she’s actually breeding with Ashton Kutcher. That she’s no longer 18…and the whole mome of two thing…

But luckily, like SPANX, jeans are designed to keep it all together, squeeze it all together, make it all sort of work….and I guess luckily dudes get into a chick like Mila Kunis and commit, no matter how old she gets…it makes them feel like their relationship is longer lasting and has more meaning – and that is fucking weird…but not as weird as her pussy probably looks…wouldn’t you like to know….it’s probably blown out hard enough that if you look the right way in these jeans – you can see it all…who knows.

So fucking boring. Middle aged mom in jeans….awesome…I can see this all day – everywhere…give me something better…fuck….celebrities are the worst.

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2017

17

Apr

Nina Dobrev Titty Grab of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is a rumored Canadian, but I don’t see how that’s possible, seeing as she’s in AMerica and that is against TRUMP’s way. It’s like leave them in their fucking igloos where they belong, I guess based on his wife, there are exceptions like if they are worth fucking and willing to let you grab them by the pussy.

The important thing about Nina Dobrev is that she’s now dating ORLANDO Bloom, very important…but not as important as the rumor that she has herpes…but that wouldn’t stop you from smearing her onto your face…because when nerdy weridos get excited for a girl…they go for it….they think it is love…or meant to be and herpes is better than not fucking NiNA DOBREV…

That said, all the slophole pussy in hollywood has herpes…so my source is credible – sure – but the info they feed me obvious..and boring…Like NINA Dobrev….

TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE

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2017

17

Apr

Olivia Culpo Side Tit of the Day

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Olivia Culpo was Miss USA, and Nick Jonas’ girlfriend…and I guess now a scenester bitch who has been naked in at least one magazine, going to all the current events because she’s polarized her slutty behavior into something she can sell…or market….or get low level marketing people to invite her to events…

But for some reason, I keep seeing her pics pop up, like her side tit for attention, while she’s pretending to be a classy Miss USA girl who fucks celebrities…and I just assume – that means she’s relevant enough for dudes to jerk off to her… but I don’t think you need to be relevant to be jerked off to…you just need to find the right audience…willing to jerk off to you..

Who cares…she’s at Coachella like everyone…doing bullshit running around like they are important bullshit….

TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE

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2017

17

Apr

Vanessa Axente Topless Fashion Model of the Day

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Vanessa Axente is some Hungarian model…and she’s looking Hungry…the way a model should look…all half naked or topless in some fashion shoot –

She’s got a nice level of skinny model body to remind us that this feminist social media controlled world that has influenced the media to celebrate fat chicks HAS NOT WON…

We get it, the people who write the media are fat chicks, and wish they had the confidence in their fat chick bodies to put themselves out there half naked like they were Lena Dunham, without realizing that Lena Dunham and other fat chicks would be as disgusting if they were skinny….

And even the girls who aren’t fat chicks writing the media, pretend to support and like fat chicks, while we know they are the first to compare their bodies to a fat chicks, or to look at a hot chick and be like “ewww look at her cellulite”…

Because people fucking lie. They believe they are good, positive, inclusive…but that’s against human nature…so keep up your act…

We all know that just because a fat chicks has no shame doesn’t mean we as a society should pat them on the pack and say “good job having no dignity you fucking pig, why not put some effort in the gym, instead of this lazy cry for attention”…

What I am trying to say is that there are enough fat chicks in the world…that I like to focus on not so fat chicks in half naked and full naked shoots…call me crazy..because based on society…sometimes I think I am…

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2017

17

Apr

Charli XCX Not That Hot or Relevant in a Bikini of the Day

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Charli XCX is at COACHELLA at a party in a bikini , because she’s more of a scenester from the UK than an celebrity…

The reality is that no one really knows who Charli XCX, I mean she must have a bit of a fan base, but in the grand scheme of celebrity she’s a 0-1…..

If you do know who Charli XCX it is because of her tits, and leotards in public places, and you’ve seen her nipples before, it’s been a good tactic for her to really perpetuate her art, her music, to get her heard….

Or jerked off to, which seems to be the other things women are looking for when trying to establish a career based on their “art”…

It is not because of her music…but we’re in an era where your bikini pics is what matters…what events you go to..how many followers you have…the other shit…doesn’t matter….like talent or purpose…just exist motherfuckers…

She’s kinda dumpy…

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2017

17

Apr

Adriana Lima’s Easter Erotica of the DAy

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Adriana Lima also resurrected from the dead, but we can’t be too sure about her dirty ziploc bag of a pussy, because she’s a model and has had kids and all that really depressing stuff that happens to vaginas…when they are models working it up the ladder…and have kids…

The one thing I know about Adriana Lima is that for her 20s, she was a crazy Catholic bitch, she claimed to be a virgin…she claimed that she was the one model who didn’t fuck to get where she got, then she did start having sex and made some kids, not sure if she was married, don’t care enough to look…but as that crazy crazy catholic bitch…there’s no logic in why she’s doing EASTER themed porn…

I mean, I always though as a catholic bitch, any half naked in lingerie was a lie against her morals and values, but after listening to Christian radio – I know that Easter is the most HOLY of days – and to make Easter themed porn…is fucking crazy…but then again, all you gotta do is ask JESUS for forgiveness and it’s all good…and watching this video on youtube – with her nipples…is all good…

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