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2017

24

Mar

Lindsay Lohan in a Bathing Suit Erotica of the DAy

Lindsay Lohan and her manager Scott – who looks like he’s a 13 year old frat boy rich kid who managed to sell Lohan on the dream…to boost his social media….because she’s a disaster and needs to be sold the dream that he can spin her life around….because Lohan is god….and there should be no reason they don’t spin her story and get her paid – besides the fact that she is a total fucking crazy person who self destructs…

They are in Thailand to take social media pics…..and/or lohan to rich people for sex. Big pimpin’…

What it comes down to is Lohan is perfect….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2017

24

Mar

Kristen Bell Tits of the Day

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Kristen Bell is relatively uninteresting, watching her and her husband Dax promote themselves in what is one of the more annoying late 90s teen comedy unions, besides Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddy Prinze Jr….but people like her, and now they have more reason to like her, because she’s got tits…

Maybe it’s a post pregnancy implant situation – that makes her a lot more interesting or appealing…maybe it’s movie magic…maybe looking at Kristen Bell tits is kinda dull, boring, uninteresting, uneventful and all that…but dammit…they are tits and that is the whole point of them…to be stared at…and I guess to feed babies and all that other biological purpose….like making men think you’re fertile enough to cum inside you because on a genetic level that’s what we as men are attracted to…

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2017

24

Mar

Christina Milian’s Slutty Shoot of the Day

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Christina Milian is garbage – and here are some pics of her in a bikini doing a slutty shoot like the Kardashians she is trying to be – or channeling to apply their tactics of rich and ratchet to her own career….

I just like remembering she’s a mom, who decided to not let that kid get in the way of her hard living, partying and being a ratchet…that kid was a business decision and she has staff and a mom to handle it so that she doesn’t have to miss out on living…

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2017

24

Mar

Selena Gomez and Her TITS DOING Tit Things of the Day

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Selena Gomez looks well rested, with her new face, that a big black cock probably cums on – not because she’s a slut…and has porn sex because she’s a broken girl who had her childhood robbed of her because she was funding her family..but because all girls have porn sex. It’s the nature of the world and some rapper at the top of his game who has needs, and probably gets those needs filled, but don’t let Selena Gomez know…she’s good for business…

She’s all glowing…filled with TESTOSTERONE SHOTS DRIPPING OUT OF HER TWAT….that will lead to weird ethnic babies…doing her titty things.

Good implants…though..

Posted in:SFW

2017

24

Mar

Nicki Minaj TWERK of the DAy

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What the world needs less of….is Nicki Minaj….

Her shitty mall brand rapping that was created in a marketing department of a record label to scam the world…like the CASH ME OUSSIDE chick…you know someone who now has 8 million followers from being on Dr Phil….a show NO ONE watches…I mean other than really sad unemployed people on disability….and the chances of a Dr Phil segment going viral without a team of people pushing it…is a fucking lie….a lie like Nicki Minaj….

But at least she shakes her stupid fake ass, to go with her stupid fake existence, for her social media fans that buy into her bullshit…cuz she’s rich and “famous”….which is all it takes for idiots to buy into this…..that is clearly some contrived strategic parody of what an actual black woman is….

Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW

2017

24

Mar

Kate Beckinsale for National Puppy Day and Some Leggings from the Wrong Angle of the Day

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It’s national puppy day, which I assume is a bullshit holiday for social media, but I am a fan of dogs, they are better than humans – and anyone with a dog knows that they are fun, cute, sweet, loyal, selfless, funny…and even when they eat a baby’s face off…I side with them because babies are shitty, ungrateful, asshole mooches who try to ruin your life and your napping…

So I do support national puppy day over national donut day – or any of the other bullshit days – because puppies will save your fucking soul….

I have a dog and encourage everyone to get a dog, to support RESCUE dogs, to support shelters, to support anything dog…and to jerk off to Kate Beckinsale with a puppy in her pocket, by imagining it being your cock…

She also does things with cats…not the kind of pussy play we’d like…but whatever…

And Here she is in leggings from the wrong angle…

She’s Kate Beckinsale, loved by the weirdest of nerds because she was in movie once, a mom in her 40s..who still looks this good, but that’s not all that rare in this era of plastic surgery, just yesterday I was staring at the mom in leggings over the daughter in leggings, because her ass was sturdier..

It’s a new generation, a new beginning, a new time to be alive….or maybe I’m just more perverted.

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW

2017

24

Mar

Iggy Azalea Photoshopped Ass to Promote a Song of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is a fucking lie. She’s bullshit.

Nothing about her is authentic and the fact that she exists or found any fame is pretty much all because she had a fat ass and fucked some of the right people touring through Australia who leveraged that into a rapping career…Australian women like to have a good time.

Her ass is fake, her storyline fake, the fact that she fucks black dudes to get ahead in the hip hip world is probably not fake…

This photoshopped image of her ass, is not actually her ass, or what her ass looks like, but it’s an attempt to sell more records that you’d assume she needs because she’s got the taste of blood / money and wants more….because do it when you can…and in her case..before she’s obese because we know that’s happening…

Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW

2017

24

Mar

Jojo Does Instagram with her Tits of the Day

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I don’t know much about what Jojo is up to. I assume she’s working cruise ships and malls…but I guess she’s still touring, still has fans, still doing it…but what it comes down to is…that I don’t, even after all these years of her existing, have any real idea of what Jojo has done, what her song is, what she’s about…

I do know she was some bootleg Avril Lavigne who cashed in on being some teen pussy people wanted to fuck because she was teen pussy, I know she spent her 20s supporting some mooch boyfriend, where she got fat…and a few years ago she came back…less fat, but tits still fat, and I guess that’s her marketing and leveraging tactic, because without the tits no one gives a fuck about Jojo or her songs…and by no one I mean me….since I don’t leave my house and don’t really care what people think, like or do – but I do care if they are naked or in bikini

Here she is eating popsicles…

Posted in:JoJo|SFW

2017

24

Mar

Nude Models Carrying Women’s Purses and Other Videos of the Day

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Tulsa Shooter Gets Hit By the Cops and Locked Under the Car

Teacher Bites a Sleeping Student

Brazil is Fucking Nuts

Trump Hater

Trump Supporter – Titty Grabbed

Big Texas Tits

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2017

24

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think I just figured out what my fetish is. After all these years, everything just made total fucking sense, and I’m sure I’ve known about this before but I forget everything, but as it turns out I only like girls who hate me. For some reason when a girl thinks I am disgusting, creepy, perverted and vile….ugly and vile….I want to marry them…

MAYBE that’s why I do what I do…to disgust girls, get told off by girls, and jerk off to them thinking “I love that they hate me”…and every once in a while one will have sex with me just because they hate me…perfect.

Sluts in a Bikini in Miami
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Mel B’s 9 Million Dollar Home
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Artie Lange Fired From HBO Show
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Eat 50 Donuts as Fast as you Can
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Cat VS Cup and Ball Trick
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Skarsgard and his Pussy
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Jenna Dewan Hot Mom
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Maitland Ward – SEE THROUGH
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Hot Girls Wanted – The Netflix Porn Series is Back
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SUV Crash
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Passive Aggressive Art
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Ryan Goslin on Laughing at Failure Because They are All Winners…
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DOG of the Day
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