2017
30
Mar
Brooke Burke and her daughter were whoring out on the beach, because apparently the key to narcissism is that your child is a product of you, and you’ve been whoring yourself out for over 20 years and it worked out nicely for you, it would only be natural for you to pass on that skill set, that your child has been around her whole life, to show her how it can work out for her. It would be a tragedy not to perpetuate how much you can get out of being a half naked bitch on the beach…it’s a lesson that is her duty to extend to her spawn…and really if you get paid to party and be in a bikini – like Wild On and your only task is showing up…and staying fit…it’s like you never work a day in your life and who wouldn’t want that for their kid…as you parade around the beach – nipples out.
Bikinis are fun, mom / daughter fetishes…also fun.
Posted in:Brooke Burke|SFW
2017
30
Mar
Alina Baikova dot com hustler and has her own start-up or app that I think is based on flowers…so romantic…I love romance and after seeing these topless pics of her on some hustling her name to in turn hustle her brand – because that’s what marketing is about…this and model I want to make babies with….spoke to my soul…so I wrote some poems…
Pee on the floor..
Let you enter your backdoor
Suck your Thumb….
It makes things creepy while I’m your bum
I want you to be my wife…
I can’t offer you the rich life…
But if I could…I bet you would…
Do more than pee on the floor….
And let me in your backdoor.
You’d be my little whore…
On Payroll working harder and harder for more and more…
To secure that rich life …
But I wouldn’t make you my wife…
Whores are kept as whores…
But I’d probably pay your rent.
Romance. Intense.
I lost it at the end, but I have better things to do that write poems for random models I’ve never heard of before, not to mention -Alina Baikova topless…when she should be showing vagina lip and buttonhole..
Posted in:Alina Baikova
2017
30
Mar
Chloe Grace Moretz has such a creepy fan base…you.
She’s heavily marketed to nerds, virgin loser, social awkward, creeper with mental disorders, comic book people…like you…who all are really into her beacuase they are easily excitable…when it comes to vagina…
They think she’s “really cute…like she was the next Emma Watson or Emma Stone, why isn’t her name Emma, all the nerd bitches are named Emma”…assuming they think much more than “Look at her in those spandex suits as she was going through puberty….can’t wait til she turns 18″….well she’s 18…and the paparazzi are following her around as she wears shorts..in what is pretty much not erotic…but more importantly…remind me of 45 year old mom Reese Witherspoon….the last thing you’d want in an 18 year old you’ve been watching ripen to the point in which you can legally say you want to fuck.
Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW
2017
30
Mar
I thought Megan Williams was some instagram model with 150,000 followers – so she must be really fucking important…but it turns out she’s got 250,000 followers and isn’t just an instagram model…but rather an actual model who has worked for GUESS since 2013….as a GUESS GIRL like she was Anna Nicole Smith….without the whole being a fucking legend…but we can assume she’s on the same pay program…
Not to reduce her to an Anna Nicole Smith, even though Anna Nicole Smith was a fucking legend….and anyone who could be the next Anna Nicole would be lucky…and really won’t happen because you can’t replace a legend….she also worked with Victoria’s Secret, and is with their main Agency…so I assume that’s the whole hustle she’s on…
Well…part of that is doing topless shoots to show the world she’s serious…so here is UK model Megan Williams…being serious.
Posted in:Megan Williams
2017
30
Mar
Kendall Jenner and Paris Jackson are BFFs…obviously…
You know a couple fame whore spoiled bra rich kids who have nothing better to do than walk around with exposed body parts for attention – because both their fathers are/were freaks of nature…one dead from his insane drug addiction / the other dead because he chopped his dick off….both totally vapid and understanding of each other’s plight..and there for each other despite having no souls thanks to being raised how they were raised….even though I don’t know these twats…it’s pretty obvious…
BUT Maybe they aren’t friends at all…and it’s just Kendall’s gnarly camel toe and Paris’ nipples that are friends..as they are reduced to just that to me…the rest of them is just host body to carry their attention seeking body parts…despite having enough money to fuck off…they choose “take pics of me” narcissism…the kinds of girls who masturbate to pictures of themselves…the worst.
Posted in:Kendall Jenner|Paris Jackson|SFW
2017
30
Mar
Jordan Katie Price is a fucking icon….or at least at least her tits are….if these are even considered tits…they are more monstrous protrusions glued to her chest…and these are the scaled down version….or maybe none of her is an actual icon…and no one actually cares about her or remembers her…
But she represents a simpler pre-social media time, where she did manage to make millions with these circus freak looking implants…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s accomplishing more than most women do…..
The key is to have no shame, bo dignity, serious body dysmorphia, but a winning personality and charm, but more importantly…a winning approach to tits…it’s like go big or go home because if you’re gonna play this titty game, play hard….with hard…ready to explode tits…
So she’s on the beach topless like she should be…whether it’s a cry for attention, or a not giving a fuck, because her tits aren’t even hers, they are just these accessories, or not…and as much as it is weird, scary, terrifying it may be…it’s LEGENDARY…and feels so right.
Posted in:Jordan Katie Price
2017
30
Mar
Coco Arquette is not the Tranny Arquette, that one is dead…from AIDS…or other Tranny issues like mental health….
This Coco Arquette is the niece of the tranny, and the daughter of Courtney Cox and David Arquette..and she’s 12 years old…a little young for some to sexualize, but not young for her parents to sell off to the industry – knowing that they can make money off her, get her the attention she wants and needs to feel like she’s not some product of Hollywood, richness, and divorce…allowing her to have purpose…and meaning like all the other celebrity kids because we live in this celebrity obsessed, celebrity child means she’s better than other children, despite her celebrity parents hardly being celebrities…but I guess if you factor in the success of Scream and Friends…they’re as celebrity as you get…but that doesn’t matter…because nothing fucking matters….
But here’s her weird “dark”…springbreakers themed bad little rich girl…video to start your day..
Posted in:Coco Arquette|SFW
2017
30
Mar
Cop on Hood
Dude Jumps of the Day
A man Selling Chicks
Naked Woman on the Street
Dad Tries Inversion Table
Sausage Party!
Posted in:Videos
2017
30
Mar
I always find the dudes running their “girlfriends'” tinder account looking for other couples to have threesomes or foursomes with are a terrifying concept that part of me would like to investigative report – but I am too lazy to get off my couch, organize a camera crew, and show up at their weirdo’s sex dungeons where they rape and kill me – like closet cases pretending to be a girl would do…
It is the catfish of the sexual deviant psychopath world…but it doesn’t have an MTV show…but should have a stepTV show…if I made shows….but I don’t because I am pathetic and lazy….
Here are some stepLINKS…
Jennifer Lawrence And Her 48-Year-Old Boyfriend Get Along Because She’s “Mature”
CLICK HERE
Hot Pussy of the Day
CLICK HERE
Tomi Lahrens Selfies….
CLICK HERE
Scar Jo Hot For Cosmo….
CLICK HERE
IT – Official Teaser
CLICK HERE
Thrillseeker Pulling Crazy Stunts….
CLICK HERE
Taekwondo Champion Smashes 111 Blocks
CLICK HERE
Posted in:stepLINKS
