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Old Lady Candice Swanepoel Still Does Bikini Modeling of the Day

Jojo’s Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day

Karreuche Tran’s Feet Fetish Content of the Day

Britney Spears Keeps Dancing for Easter of the Day

Caroline Vreeland’s Easter Eggs for Easter of the Day

2016

Nov

Kate Hudson and Goldie Hawn’s Weird Tit Grab Pic of the Day

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Kate Hudson had her mom and their family friends grab at her tits – because that’s what you do when you get fake tits – you pull them off and show them off for everyone to see because you invested in them tits – might as well get some use out of them….or make fun of them….because they are so silly – because as we know Kate Hudson’s track record of beingthe daughter of a famous person, is that she’s fucked a lot of people throughout her career as a celebrity who fame was handed to because she was born into it – and there’s good money in it – so why not do it…

I am not a fan of Kate Hudson, especially not now that she’s 40, but she had a good ass, a suicide inspiring ass if you’re Owen Wilson trying to deal with her detached rich kid getting filled from every angle ways….

But I did think she was hot before she was famous – when she was probably 18 and just in some tabloids with her mom pre- acting because that’s the kind of pervert I am….but here she is doing some family weirdness…

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2016

Nov

Eugenie Bouchard VS Caroline Wozniacki’s Tennis Ass in Bikinis of the Day

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When it comes to Tennis, I feel like I’m probably like Serena Williams’ dad, you know all drawn into it because it’s so fucking white, pretentious, high class, and luxurious – and the likes of my people aren’t really welcomed to their secret white person clubs, where they get together and have white person meetings – where they discuss things like electing Trump because whites being replaced is the fall of America…or some shit…

I also like that the the girls are overly butchy, they are fit, they wear little skirts, flash their panties, and yelp and moan like they are taking huge cock with every swing…and hit…it’s magical…

A few sluts in the Tennis scene were in bikinis…

First up Eugenie Bouchard – from my hometown – making her a hometown hottie – even though I prefer her twin sister – the party slut…..

Second up Caroline Wozniacki – Good times….

Posted in:Caroline Wozniacki|Eugenie Bouchard|SFW

2016

Nov

Charli XCX Butt at an Event of the Day

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Charli XCX is pretty boring to me but that could have more to do with my negative outlook on life – and my uninspired by everything happening in the media and social media – finding it all useless noise that doesn’t matter – even if it makes a lot of money for smarter business people than me – because any girl with a record label who shows off her big tits – or walks around with her ass out thanks to losing weight and having a better ass than she used to – is theoretically awesome….if this was 10 years ago and she was Britney Spears – the would would shut down and fixate on it…but nowadays – it’s just some chick competing for 3-5 seconds of attention – because none of this does matter – it’s all replaceable…but it happened.

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The Veronicas were at the same award show – body painted…

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2016

Nov

Emma Roberts Foot in Cunt Disease of the Day

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I don’t know why I think Emma Roberts is the greatest thing ever, but I have a feeling it has to do with her being skinny, the daughter of some broken down Oscar winning celebrity that probably gave her more than just a great allowance – but also some hefty emotional issues – making girl more fun to deal with….

I do know why I like these pics, because she’s got her foot up in her cunt, and if she was to just take off those damn pants and reposition herself, she’s flexible enough to foot fuck herself, which for anyone who has fucked a skinny chick will know, their pussies are so nimble and easy to fist because unlike fat chicks, they don’t have obesity weighing down, tightening up, taking up space that makes fisting more of a struggle…unless I am wrong and the skinny chicks I’ve fisted have been half dead crackheads who have had a handful of kids each…which is likely the case…but I’m allowed to analyze these pics however the fuck I want.

Posted in:Emma Roberts|SFW

2016

Nov

Anastacia Mastectomy Scars for Fault Magazine of the Day

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Anastacia is some 48 year old American singer – who I think had more internation fame than local fame – but I don’t really remember – because I can’t think of one Anastacia song….

What I do know is that she’s nude enough for a 48 year old in this photoshoot – that shows off her breast cancer stars…because she had breast cancer in 2003, then she had it again in 2013 – so she decided to go for the chop – and get the double mastectomy – intense….but fuck that noise, who wants to deal with cancer coming back over and over – chop that shit off – plus you can always get breast implants to still feel like like you have tits – even though dudes are really more into butthole than tit…unless they are homos…because tits don’t make the woman…vagina does…

That said, here’s those pics….for you to give thanks for not having cancer – or beating cancer – or that there will be a cancer cure eventually saving tits everywhere…

Posted in:Anastacia|SFW

2016

Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio Sells Her Own Bikinis But Not in a Good Way of the Day

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My first internet business was a long fucking time ago, probably in 1999 – when I met a girl who had read somewhere that she could sell her panties online for something like 100 bucks a pair back when eBay was less uptight about shit – when the internet was a free and magical place of anonymity and perverts – before it became one massive reality show – featuring everyone and their mother self promoting, gossiping, and fucking judging each other’s shitty fucking lives…while producing content that attempts to give the asshole substance and meaning – when it’s all just a giant high school level of garbage…

Well…we figured if we found cheap panties, like 3 dollar a pair and we just used some glue stick and tuna juice on them, we could sell a bunch of pairs a day – and make a great profit…the only issue was she was 300 pounds and we couldn’t find someone who was semi hot to pose in daily panty photos…but I guess it was pretty enterprising of me and representative of my capabilities as a failure…who went onto be a blogger like fucking teen girl…instead of a dot com billionaire like so many idiots I’ve come across since 1999…

That said, Alessandra Ambrosio is a VS model who is old, tired, boring, but has new fake tits that she likes to show off in her latter years….still under contract, making me assume her ALES collection of bathing suits isn’t competitive to her masters who own her, but rather just a brand they own and give her royalties on – she’s given them enough of her life…

So when I say she’s selling bikinis, it’s not like pornstars selling their outfits from shoots, it’s actually just made in china shit that Donald Trump wants to end – if you’re lucky the only bodily fluid on it – is asian child labor blood…or tears…not Brazzilian model pussy juice….

This is the shoot in some fancy place….because this is what she does…it doesn’t even look like her…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2016

Nov

Kylie Jenner Hard Nipples of the Day

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Kylie Jenner’s friend is some instagram style photographer – and Kylie is just a top level instagram model -or personality – because a model would mean she’s got a tall, lean, model body…as I only consider models to be actual models – and the rest of the girls – who get naked or half naked – who are targeting black dudes who love social media and who are the reason vine existed – with the big fake asses and in Kylie’s case…fake everything else…you know 18 or 19 and already rockin’ a jacked up face and liposuction body – that allows all these girls to skip the instagram filter as they’ve instead purchased it in real life – to follow them everywhere they go…it’s like the real life facetune is shaping and filling and botoxing – and it’s a terrifying concept – it has totally negative effects on young girls who follow these idiots…but at least they are staying current with slutty half naked pics – because despite being vile and disgusting – I still like seeing them naked for attention…all the money in the world doesn’t seem to make them stop fighting for likes. It’s addictive, and far more fun than watching a heroin addiction, except in the Kardashian – kill all men in their life case – because seeing them die off would be a blessing to the world…something we could #blessed all day….

All these instagram pics look the same – but here’s some of her nipples from the shoot she’s been milking like it was the cow that is her, or her sisters…or I guess her dad turned mom…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

Nov

The Nu Muses Calendar of the Day

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The Nu Muses is a campaign that was relatively clever – by photographer and TREATS! Magazine owner – where he partnered up with one of his nude model photographer buddies – who happens to be one of the biggest things in photography this year – from shooting for Victoria’s Secret, and really all things involving hot naked models..and not just instagram models – but actual models….

So this project, one I would have done but I only attract crackheads, involved getting a bunch of girls they already work with and party with – to participate in an American Idol internet style campaign to get voted into the calendar..and all these girls, already thirsty for fame, who already get naked in photos, and who already had an audience jumped on board…it’s a fun project, validates what they do as more than just exhibitionism, gives them the hope of shooting with a Victoria’s Secret photographer in a great setting like the Domincan Republic…which is not Haiti….and boom…people cared to follow, watch and see…and now the winners have been announced and they are:

Alejandra Guilmant, Rachel Cook, Keilani Asmus, Ebonee Davis, Vika Levina, Isabelle Boemeke, Nidhi Sunil, Anna Wolf, Jessica Clements, Janine Tugonon

Probably a bunch of sugar babies, as TREATS! appeals to that world of naked for rich guys who fund this thing….and this is the trailer / preview / look into the nude pictures they produced…and naked chicks getting naked is always worth looking at – even if they chicks are just a bunch of trying to get famous fame whores…who may even turn tricks – they look good.

Here are some of the pics:

Posted in:Photos

2016

Nov

Tokyo Angel’s Leads Pussy Print Challenge of the Day

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Tokyo Angel is Blac Chyna’s mom – and she’s fucking terrifying. She’s some ghetto as fuck, and I don’t just mean ghetto as fuck, but I mean GHETTO as fuck radio host from Detroit I think….and based on her instagram she is a fucking mess that you CAN SEE HERE …

She’s hood, she’s got twerking, and half naked pics all over the shit…and really embodies the state of the country…but interestingly enough, I learned a very valuable lesson from browsing the 50 pics she posted yesterday alone – and that is the PUSSY PRINT CHALLENGE….based on some Gucci Mane song called Pussy Print..that I don’t listen to…because I prefer the sounds of the voices in my head to stupid pop hip hop musc…

So this is basically a movement of girls giving themselves cameltoes…I am very mad at myself for not being on top of this trend…because fuck Mannequin Challenges, and our friend TOKYO ANGEL has some of those….or Ice Bucket Challenge..that she’s for white people…life is about PUSSY PRINT CHALLENGE…

I figured I’d put all the #pussyprint videos into one video because I’m pratical like that…so along with terrifying Tokyo Angel – Blac Chyna’s mom – because #Asia… are a bunch of OTHER PUssy Print Challenges I ripped off Instagram that have zero to do with Blac Chyna’s mom – btu that are everything…

This shit lives on instagram…and isn’t flagged for inappropriate…while I’ve been deleted off instagram 4-5 times…for nothing like this…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

Nov