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Rita Ora’s Rockin Body of the Day

Katy Perry Tucks her Titties in her Boxers of the Day

Megan Fox Titties Going Viral of the Day

Dua Lipa Doing Ballerina Shit of the Day

Sabrina Carpenter Strips Down for SKIMS of the Day

2015

Sep

Azealia Banks Calls a Flight Attendant a Faggot of the Day

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In things you don’t care about…

Hipster rapper, who has a very bad attitude because she doesn’t realize that she’s not as big of a deal as she thinks she is, was either kicked off a plane from NYC to LAX last night, or just a cunt on the plane from NYC to LAX….

The story is dumb, her reaction dumb, me posting this dumb, because I don’t give a fuck about mediocre at best music acts…

But she called a flight attendant a fucking faggot and the word faggot always makes me happy to hear, it’s one of those words social justice warriors are trying to get erased from the internet and life…and we can’t allow that…

So when a rapper, hipster, probably “feminist” drops it, because all these idiots are vain and hypocrites…I get excited…

I don’t find Azealia Banks hot, I doubt you’ve heard any of her songs, but yet that little bit of fame…has made her a fucking faggot…cunt….who treats people like shit…because she’s garbage..

Here she is naked…

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2015

Sep

Naked and On Drugs Looking for a Drink…and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman With a Nice Ass Goes Crazy in a Grocery Store…

Lightning Strikes…

Woman…Falls off 8th Floor Drinking to Survive Fire…

Bike Theif….

Road Rage Between BMW and AMbulance

Bus Ride…of the Day

Kid Smokes Herbal Weed and Has Seizure

White Guy Vs Black Guy…

Wave of the Day

Raging Refugees is the Name of my Band

Woman Strips to Prove a Point

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Every day I dread turning on my computer to write nonsense…I think to myself “what’s am I going to write about today, what am I going to be annoyed by, and it turns out that nothing annoys me….I just don’t care…

It’s all so boring, from social media to celebrity shit, all the fuckin gsame…

But what I do care about is skinny legs…I love skinny legs…I saw two sets of skinny legs in leggings coming out of the doctor office…and that was all I needed….unless she was there for AIDS…even then, it’s not a death sentence… you girl’s aren’t even scared of AIDS….and young girls, I’m talking 20 not 10, are the better girls to fuck…seriously…

Here are some links..

Catherine Giudici in a Bikini
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Ryan Reynolds Caught a Friend Trying to Sell His Bbay Pic
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Fan Girls….
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January Jones…Single….and Horse Faced
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The In and Out Heiress You Want to Fuck
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Swedish Pornstar Protestes a Fight
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Sage Blundell Squats in a White Bikini
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Little Girl On Being a Flower Girl
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Picture of the Day
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Real Life Emoji Keyboard
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2015

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Apparently, “you want me to punch you in the face while fisting you?” is a terrible pick up line…

Especially at a church luncheon…

Do those even exist?

I wrote 25 posts today that no one will read, that are not rewarding, that weren’t thought out or planned…I am going to go kill myself through drinking now…

Here are some stepLINKS>..

So Many Huge TIts
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Chloe Moretz in a Bikini
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The Sarah Paulson Horror Story Chick Disses Some Monster on the Red CArpet
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Jessica Simspon Wasn’t Drunk…That’s Just Her Personality
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Lena Dunham is a Monster…a Fuckign Monster
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Rita Ora See Through
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Salma Hayek Tits
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So Many Thigh Gaps
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Brutal Knockout
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Kendall Jenner Has Legs
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Slut of the Day
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Football Player Takes Out Idiot Fan
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Georgie Shore…Nip Slip
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Someone Dumped Blood Covered Couch in Front of Halle Berry’s
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Liz Hurley LIVES!
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Jennifer Lopez Cleavage
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Ashley Benson Looks Liek She’s in Maternity Wear at an Event
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Kerry Washington Does the Emmys
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Battle of the LEgs
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Renee Olstead has Massive Tits
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Amy Schumer is a Monster
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Kimberly Garner is Hot
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Lily Cole Panty Peek
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Ariel Winter’s Huge TIts
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Hot Tits
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Bella Thorne Midriff…
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Ashley Tisdale at an Event
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Some Chick Named Brittany Robertson Naked in a Mainstream Movie
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Malin Akerman has a Good Shirt of the Day
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Tracy Morgan…Emmys…
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A Bunch of Social Media Pics of Celebs..
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Adriana Lima in a See Through
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Michelle Rodriguez and her Motorbike for Your Dyke Porn Fetish
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Terrence Howard…Crazy…
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Wal Mart Workers Brawl
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Blake Lively Tits Look Good / Face Not So Much on Set at on Woody Allen Movie
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60 Historical Photos
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Doutzen at an Event
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Andy Samberg’s Wife is a Monster
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Some Chick Named Catherine Guidici in a Bikini
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Danica McKellar in a Black Dress Looking Good
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Romee Strijd in Lingerie
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Jennifer Lopez…Cleavage….
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Musician Takes Down Preacher
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Everything at the Emmys
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Christina Hendricks is Fat _ That’s Why She’s Got Huge Tits
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Peter Dinklage at the Emmys..Holding a Penguin..
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Girls in Weed Bikinis
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Huge Tits Smoking Weed
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These Girls Are the Best Thing Ever….
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Some Chick Showing Off her Huge Tits
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So that’s what Sausages are For..
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Tropical strip
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Big Tits in a Wife Beater
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Cam Girl Throwing Tires..is Amazing
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Naughty Everyday Girls Being Naughty and Loving it When you Watch…for free..perverts everywhere
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Get Some Male Masturbators…Because Masturbating is Everything
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2015

Sep

Selena Gomez in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Selena Gomez is promoting a new album…

She wants you to know she’s got a new album…

She called the paparazzi to take pics of her coming out of the ocean like she’s got a new album…

Hey, did you hear Selena Gomez has a new album so she stages bathing suit pics….

At least she wore a one piece, because…it shaped her like a Kylie Jenner video vixen…and not like a tubby mexican…with no neck…and I don’t really mind it…but then again…I don’t mind much…I like posing and desperation…

TO SEE Selena Gomez Naughty in a Leather Dress Because She Needs Attention for her New Album CLICK HERE

Pics via CLCK HERE

TO SEE HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

Sep

Adriana Lima’s See Through Dress of the Day

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So Adriana Lima wanted you to see her shit stain nipples…because she wore a see through dress to some fashion week event…and I guess because she’s an old used up puppet that’s used to being used by brands as their puppet…and is probably trying to do some kind of commentary to that…like an artist…or a model who is tired of being used up and replaced by the industry…in a way she feels like she doesn’t matter..when 10 years ago…she was all anyone could talk about…because she was so amazing looking..and now that she’s just old..it takes more effort…effort I encourage and would prefer if it was more of a meltdown that involved her smearing her period on the wall screaming “I’m still fresh…I’m still young….I’m still fresh”….but I’m weird..and like pussy lips more than nips…

Here are pics..

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2015

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s Nipple of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan’s nipple made an appearance this past weekend, which was nice to see, because of her irrelevance, her tits are still fantastic and deserve attention…

Although looking pale, weak, suffocated, dried up and half dead, that is pretty much exactly what Lohan looks like, so it makes snese…

I am still happy to see the nipples is still alive, despite everything about Lohan being dead, other than her tits… because she’s got some great tits that no matter how long she lives, which doesn’t look like it will be very long…will always be great tits…

I am, and will always be a Lohan fan. We’re connected at the soul, that’s how it works….but I do agree that she’s pretty far gone and was really just a child star, who got gigs cuz she was cute in an era when that mattered…but now..it just doesn’t and her acting alone has been really fucking grbage…so the dreams of her winning an Oscar are there, but I think in the meantime her best work is this nipple flash…

But then again, if she did win an Oscar and wasn’t a half dead, damaged child star, her best work would still be the nipple slip..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2015

Sep

Nicki Minaj GQ Shoot of the Day

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Nicki Minaj is in GQ with her boyfriend / baby daddy / husband / future husband / co star in her publicity stunt VS Drake reminding the world that Hip Hop at their level is just pop music and some WWF front he 90s bullshit feuds no one should care about, but it is so big and has such a massive audience, and people’s lives are so boring, that they buy into it..who fucking knows…

What I do know is that GQ is doing a feature on them, because that’s how being famous and doing media works, magazines always get on board to maximize clicks…

They used Ellen VOn Unwerth, who is one of the better photographers, producing solid erotica for fashion…but when Nicki Minaj is involved nothing is erotic, unless you own the restaurant she’s walking into, unless that restaurant is an all you can eat buffet, in which case you prepare for losses not profit..and that’s convenient because she’s a fucking loser…no matter how rich she’s got with her lies..she is garbage..

Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW

2015

Sep

Cara Delevingne Ass Cheek of the Day

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Cara Delevingne flashed her ass….to the people…

Cara Delevingne should be flashing her ass…because it keeps people talking about her….and her shamelessness as being the rich kid, having fun at parties, being wild and giving a relevant hipster “I don’t give a fuck”..while totally giving a fuck persona…that other celebs were drawn to and even ate out of her ass and pussy…like Michelle Rodriguez…because as you know…rich kids have access…and it’s just a matter of getting the celebs wanting you around by being hot, fun or quirky…or I guess showing your ass..

She’s managed to get cast in movies and really matter, in a rags to riches story that is more a rich girl to richer story…from parties to on screen as acting requires no skill, talent, or experience…

Either way, big deal, and here is a window in to her soul that Michelle Rodriguez saw…from a little closer up…

Keep Showing That Ass…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|SFW

2015

Sep

,Rita Ora’s Nipple of the Day

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Rita Ora has finally showed her nipple for attention…again…I am sure her nipples are all over the internet…but this time in the form of a “Nip Slip”…because she knows “nip slips” used to matter…

I mean, she’s been using her tits to get noticed since she first decided to come to America to be the best Rihanna impersonator around, hoping for some of her table scrabs…and that looks like it’s happened…like she got her piece of the pie…she fought so hard for…with her pie…because dudes are easy to win over…when it involves girls riding them, no matter what level of power they have in the record industry…all men are the fucking same…something I assume she established when she was a stripper dreaming of this fame she’s finally got…