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2015

13

Jul

Kristen Stewart Thighs for Marie Claire of the Day

Kristen Stewart was rumored to be a lesbian, thanks to her mom saying she’s a lesbian…

I can’t imagine anyone being shocked, you know with the fact that she looks like she’d be a lesbian…but not any lesbian, the kind of lesbian who wears a strap on dick so that she can feel like she has a cock every time she grabs her crotch lesbian…that or some inbred, unshowered hick who has been fucked by her dad as it is their family tradition…which I am not sure whether the two are related or not…but let’s just assume they are….

Well, here’s her upper thigh for Marie Claire, the same upper thigh she either wraps around her bitch’s neck and/or that she uses to scissor with…because lesbians only have two moves…

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|SFW

2015

13

Jul

Tiffany Trump is the Future of the Day

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Tiffany Trump is the Trump that no one pays attention to, despite being the one who is still 21 and making noise around herself, and not just with her shitty song:

But with her Instagram modeling, that has led her to hang out with other LA rich kids, who go by the name “rich kids of instagram”….because Trumps are always classy like that…you know shameless, loud, flaunting assholes who like to brag because American Royalty is still white trash…obviously…

I always encourage the future President’s daughters to post butt shots on the internet, but I guess I encourage all girls to post butt shots on the internet, and when your mom is Marla Maples, a Gold Digger, like so many Gold Diggers before her, you’re a little more Kim Kardashian…than you are anything else..

That said, her body is good, her face mangled…a little chin implant, or maybe it is dental work, is all she needs to be the kind of girl I would pay 50 dollars to plug my skinny tea product on her social media…

All this to say, who cares about washed up Ivanka…Tiffany is the future and she’s already got the obnoxious stripper name for it…I’m in love

Posted in:SFW|Tiffany Trump

2015

13

Jul

Looking Up Demi Lovato’s Skirt of the Day

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Demi Lovato posted a couple of slutty pics to instagram…I mean they are barely slutty compared to the other things on instagram, and probably barely slutty when compared to other things Demi Lovato has done throughout her career, but probably slutty enough for anyone who thinks Demi Lovato is hot or someone who you would want to see up their skirt…

I don’t know if that is Wilmer, her boyfriend and celebrity tween de-virginizer hired by the Disney execs to break in the girl so they don’t feel so bad about it…but I do know that I’ve heard rumors that she’s a huge lesbian, which is not shocking based on the fact that she looks like a lesbian…

That’s all I have to say about that.

TO SEE SOME PICS OF HER IN A CROP TOP – GOD KNOWS WHY YOU’D WANT TO – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2015

13

Jul

Hannah Ferguson Re-Run of the Day

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These pictures of Hannah Ferguson from last summer…have made a comeback, I have no idea why, maybe it’s summer and re-run season, who fucking knows..I just know I posted them over a year ago…and I guess here they are again…

I wrote:

Hannah Ferguson is the 45 year old looking model, who I’ve been told is very nice, because I guess when you’re 45 and you’re finally making it in the world as a bikini model, you’ve seen some shit and have been through some shit and experiences that have allowed you to get to a place where people think she’s 24…

You know…one of those “if I’m really sweet and nice and fun, they won’t ask for ID, they’ll just want to take pics of me, and pretend my hard face is from sun damage, because I’m that committed to bikini modeling and my body is hot, that’s all they care about, just be pleasant, keep the smile on, don’t let them have any reason to doubt me”….

Or maybe I’m just an asshole…I mean I can assure you that she’ll think I’m an asshole..all while I think she’s got pretty great tits…

I stand by everything I said….I would like to add that I am pretty amazing, I never re-read my posts but read that and it’s on point…shit I should have a TV show or a book deal or something…what the fuck is this injustice in the workd…

And that was the re-run of the day

Posted in:Hannah Ferguson|SFW

2015

13

Jul

Maitland Ward’s Insane See Through Shirt of the Day

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Looks like Maitland Ward got some hot titties at comic con….so she pulled them out…casually…hoping no one would notice….because she’s not the kind of girl who would draw unnecessary attention to herself…but rather the kind of girl just out having fun….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Maitland Ward

2015

13

Jul

People are Excited by Mick Foley’s Daughter of the Day

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I have been seeing the name Noelle Foley pop up on a bunch of websites the last couple of days, because apparently she’s the “instagram” model daughter of some wrestler or wrestling legend named Mick Folley, who I guess people who like Wrestling, and used to get boners for her dad, are pretty happy to see he has a daughter they can jerk off to, so that they feel less like faggots who watch men grind each other in spandex for make-belief….

Anyway, I figured I’d do my investigative journalism and visit the girl Noelle Foley’s instagram to see just what kind of instagram model she is…

Turns our, a pretty fucking bad one, and luckily for her, she has her Dad’s fan base to make her feel relevant…and they will, because they are a simple people who just need fake blonde hair and tits to get off…that’s probably why she works in wrestling, no one else wants her….

Her pictures look like shit, she needs a photographer, or lessons in selfie, I know 18 year old girls who don’t want to be instagram models who are better than this, she looks like the kind of stripper who her wrestling groupie mom probably is, you know as wrestlers don’t really attract the babes…but they do attract the cheesy stripper implants…they go hand in hand…

That’s all I have to say about this scam garbage…

Posted in:Noelle Foley|SFW

2015

13

Jul

stepGIRLS VS Creepstreet of the Day

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I am going to assume you don’t read this site….

I am going to assume that you’ve never heard of this site…and just kind of landed on here accidentally…

I am going to assume that you’re not even reading this…..

But I will tell you that we do this thing called @step_girls , which is pretty much a lot of amazing girls and photographers coming together, sometimes literally, to create some fun half naked photoshoots, because girls like getting glam-ed up, and we like documenting it….

Sometimes we go head to head…but don’t give each other head…because that would be too gay for our gay friendly but don’t want dicks in our mouth ways.. with pretty fucking cool brand @creepstreet which is less of a VS and more of a we’re all winners and doing this together….

The model’s name is @thejessieleee and you should fall in love with her.

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVES

2015

13

Jul

Girl Pees on Floor and Other Videos of the Day

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Dog Waits for the Light to Turn Green

Fuck these Assholes With Circus Elephants…It Makes me Mad

Mexican Fist Fight…

I always take sides with the Bull

UFO Sighting of the Day

Naked Guy on PCP

Russian Taxi Driver Runs over an 11 Month Old in a PRAM and Doesn’t Stop

Mini Pig Trapped in a Door

Weird Old Dude Throws Himself into a Brawl

Lobster Fail

Elvis at a Confederate Flag Parade

What the Fuck…Shooting in a Businessman Rivalry is Fucked…

Drive By Shooting in D.C.

Cat Gets Revived

Dancing Seagull

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

13

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I would say that life, whether in the summer or not, is not that exciting when you’re a hermit who never leaves your house, and just sits on your encrusted, soiled disgusting couch waiting for either death or something interesting to happen is depressing…

But, I get too many nudes to notice…because nudes are the only activity worth doing, especially with other people…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Darth Vader Choke at Comic Con
CLICK HERE

This is Miss USA
CLICK HERE

Pheobe Price is Amazing at Comic Con
CLICK HERE

Bryan Cranston’s Yo Momma Joke…and Drops Mic
CLICK HERE

Miley Cyrus’ Tongue Has a Yeast Infection…Due to Lesbianism
CLICK HERE

People are Awesome – Debatable – But Here’s the Video
CLICK HERE

Girls in Selfies
CLICK HERE

Some 1 Year Old doing “The Whip”
CLICK HERE

Batman VS Superman…
CLICK HERE

Thigh Gaps are Hot
CLICK HERE

Bat Dog of the Day
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

12

Jul

Verne Troyer Mini Me Drunken Fall of the Day

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I still think the best Verne Troyer moment was when he was pulling his Turkey….no…that’s not code for midget jerking off…her was actually pulling a fucking turkey..

But seeing him drunk and falling into the club owner’s arms in Miami recently is worth watching…because everyone likes a freakish dwarf with a hooker and alcohol problem in his element…because you know that he’s crawled into a girl’s pussy at least once and that in and of itself is magic…and I believe in magic…

Posted in:SFW|Verne Troyer