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Archive for the Kim Kardashian Category

2009

18

Sep

Kim Kardashian Takin’ Her Fat Ass on a Jog of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian running, or jogging and I’m pretty sure that this isn’t her working out and that shit isn’t for a long distance or long period of time, because based on her body it’s pretty safe to say that it is probably her running from her car to the ice cream shop around closing time so she can feed her fix. One of the biggest jokes about this bitch is that she had a work-out DVD, that guys everywhere thought she was fit and jerked off to her obesity. The other biggest joke about this bitch is that she has a career in entertainment.

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Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian

2009

07

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Ass in a Short Dress of the Day

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As much as I hate Kim Kardashian, every once in a while she puts on the right pair of spanx and gets all that fat ass contoured lookin’ proper because I know fat girls and they don’t really look like this no matter how many types of tape, straps and bullshit they use, so as much as I like to make fun of Kim Kardashian’s eating disorder and laziness, as long as she brings it out like this, I’m not complaining, but I still think she’s a waste of fucking time, but then again, so am I, maybe we’re soulmates, but I guess we’ll never know cuz I’m not black and no matter how hard I try my dick won’t penetrate past ass cheek.

Posted in:Ass|Kim Kardashian

2009

02

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits Hang with Black People of the Day

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I don’t know what the deal with KIm Kardashian lookin like some kind of R&B singer like Beyonce or some shit, but I am hoping it involves her releasing a record, because watching her sing and dance like the useless whore she is, would definitely provide me at least 5 minutes of entertainment and in this short attention span/ADD generation, that will feel like a fucking lifetime….but unfortunately, I think she’s doesn’t have the talent needed to do much more than getting fucked badly by Ray J and flauntin her tits like most of the fat girls I know, but I know you all want to get up in this, so I’ll post the pics anyway…

Bonus Brittny Gastineau Girl Brought Out Her Fat Tits For Us to Laugh at cuz She’s a Slob.

Pics Via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Tits

2009

31

Aug

Kim Kardashian and her Fat Tits of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is a new fucking woman, I don’t know what the fuck she did to herself but she doesn’t look the same at all and I guess even she figured she was lame as fuck and a total fucking attention seeking joke who only had a career cuz she let black dudes piss on her like the urinal at my local community center on a thursday night after the basketball practice and it was probably best to do try to escape that by transforming herself into someone know one fuckin’ recognzied. I hear the next big move towards escaping the shit is pulling a Chastity Bono, so enjoy these tits when you have the chance, cuz with whatever bra she has on, they are pretty spectacular.

PICS VIA FAME

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Tits

2009

31

Jul

Kim Kardashian Gettin’ Worked On of the Day

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When I first saw these pictures of Kim Kardashian’s fat arms getting a manicure and pedicure, or what I like to call the procedure all fat girls get to make them feel a little better about themselves, because trying on clothes makes them depressed because their fat selves have to come to terms that they aren’t a size 2. I figured she was just a rich, brat, famous person who is so important and has so many useless things to do that she can’t waste time in one of these sexy nail places, so they gotta keep shit efficient for her….

But then I realized that she’s the kind of girl who only looks good with a lot of maintenance, so these bitches, like hunting an elephant, or running a dairy farm, they are tackling her shit as a team with a strategy and the whole thing is totally not erotic, unless you are into Vietnam war fantasies of raping and killing villages…

Here are the pictures, looks like she’s sad, maybe she’s realized that she’s a talentless piece of shit who is only famous cuz she lets black dudes treat her like a urinal, but I feel she’s so souless that she doesn’t even acknowledge that.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Manicure|Pedicure

2009

30

Jul

Kim Kardashian in Some Stupid Pants of the Day

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Kim Kardashian’s found an interesting way to hide her fat, and that’s to make pants out of fucking bed sheets. I don’t know what shit she’s trying to pull off, maybe it has something to do with trying to connect to her roots by wearing traditional traveling Armenian gypsy outfits or maybe she’s tyring to connect with her black man market by dressing like MC Hammer in the 90s, rockin’ some parachute pants like she was Theo Fucking Huxtible, or Dwayne Wayne, or maybe bitch thinks she’s is a Genie in a bottle you need to rub the right way, and the right way, and as far as I’m concerned, the only way to rub this pig is not behind the fuckin’ ears on on it’s pig pussy, but by shoving a 12 gauge down her throat by tellin her to suck your pipe like it was Ray J, but that’s probably because I have anger issues or maybe it is cuz I think pigs should be treated like pigs, not named and brough into the house like a fucking pet….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Pants|Stupid

2009

14

Jul

Carmen Electra, Kim Kardashian and Pam Anderson Doing Some Burlesque Shit….of the Day

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This video is annoying but you can see Carmen Electra in a thong, or Kim Kardashian dressed like a slutty sailor. I think the whole pinup burlesque shit is designed for fat, ugly girls who can’t make it as real models, but Carmen Electra is still hot even though she’s old. Kim Kardashian not so much…

Posted in:Burlesque|Carmen Electra|Kim Kardashian|Pam Anderson

2009

13

Jul

Kim Kardashian in Leather at Some Bullrun of the Day

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While Kim Kardashian went to host some Pepsi Bullrun event in leather, I guess in honor of the Bullrun in Spain, or I hear that Khloe Kardashian was their playing the bull. They didn’t feed her for days, the tied up her balls to really fire her up and they let her out on the street where people ran away from her in fear, and I hear there were deaths, just a lot of excited homos/closet cases on all fours with their pants around their ankles in hopes she’d mount them and “accidentally” sodomize them to death.

Pics via FAME

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Leather|Slut

2009

03

Jul

Fat Pig and Her Beef of the Day

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Happy fourth of July you cocksuckers.

Be sure to take your fat ass outside in your bathing suit and get your meat on your fuckin’ grill, because that’s what Kim Kardashian wants you to do. She wants tyou to not feel insecure about your fat ass or sloppy stomach from being a lazy piece of shit with a workout DVD and she just wants you to enjoy all the food you’ll soon be eating…. I am going thru alochol withdrawal and it hurts me both physically and emotionally so try to walk it out with me…unless you’re too lazy to walk…in which case just wait for me to come back…..eventually…

Posted in:BBQ|Burgers|Fat|Kim Kardashian|Pig

2009

30

Jun

Kim Kardashian Fat Tits of the Day

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This is the kind of slag who I’d love to see give up on life, you know maybe because of a bad break-up or a drug addiction or something that would lead to her not maintaining her look, you know where she’d finally let go and allow herself to be the obese pig she’s destined to be, where she stops getting her hair and nails done, and she stops getting her body waxed, leaving her lookin like the hairy little Armenian troll we all know she is.

All this plastic, make-up, effort she puts into herself everytime she leaves her fuckin’ house, is just smoke and mirrors and I know that under this put together whore, there’s a fuckin’ monster hiding and I hate the fuckin’ lie.

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