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2007

21

Nov

I am – Christina Aguilera’s Pregnant Upskirt of the Day

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Here’s Christina Aguilera showing her vagina, because like all ready to drop mothers to be who are in and out of doctor appointments showing the world their cunts at least once a week, it’s not that big deal. Not that it ever was for her, because based on her music videos you’d think she was some kind of whore sex addict, but the reality is that most girls who talk sex and live sex and do sex dances for the world to jerk off to, don’t actually have sex. It’s just one of those things called marketing.

Another one of those things is that she knows that the her vagina will never be the same again and figures she should let the world know what it was like in its glory days. Unfortunately, I don’t have super virgin powers and can’t make out any lip, so this vagina slip is a fuckin’ bust by my standards becasue I’ve seen more pussy on my dad and I never even met my dad, but I used to pretend ever dude my mom would bring home to fuck for money was my dad, and based on the shit I saw, those fucker’s got mad pussy cuz she was cheap and easy. Kinda like Aguilera.


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Christina Aguilera Showing Off Pregnancy Belly
Christina Aguilera’s Got Some Crazy Cleavage
Christina Aguilera’s Crazy Tits in China

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Pregnant|Unsorted|Upskirt|Vagaina

2007

21

Nov

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Some girl emailed me asking to be my muse. I told her that if she wants to be my muse she has to have sex with me and by sex I mean lick my asshole because that’s where my inspiration comes from, but since I am a nice guy, I’d hate to have to put her or anyone else through that hell because the reality is, I don’t know what a muse is or what the word means and I am too lazy to find out….

I got an email from one of you telling me that her will be in Montreal for the holiday weekend and that they want to take me out. The truth is that I don’t like to leave my house and if I do, it’s not to hang with psycho dudes who read this site and may want me dead. It’s to get away from my wife. So I appreciate the free booze offer but II am surprised anyone would ever try to meet me off the internet because meeting people off the internet is fucking weird and makes me feel uncomfortable. The condition of me ever meeting anyone from the internet is tht we make a Match.com commercial because I’ve always wanted to publically humiliate myself on national TV by telling the world I am a loser with no game who needs dating sites to get pussy.

Either way here’s a hot album to download:

Download the Brand New Alicia Keys Album
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Now Here are the Rest of my Links

Here are Pictures from the Maxim Hometown Hotties Contest Party I Wasn’t Invited To…Thanks.
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Coco is on Law & Order SVU Tonight. Watch The Clip Cuz We All Love Us Some Coco
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Some Chick Named Vanessa Layton McIntosh Has Huge Tits and an Upskirt
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Angelina Jolie Naked in Beowulf
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Heidi Klum Playing With Her Tits Video
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Some Naked Shop Owner Prank
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Some Suicide Girls in Picture Action…Because Alternative Models Make For Good Times because They Know They Aren’t Hot….
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Silvia Rosales is Some Hot Bikini Model and This is Her Photoshoot Video
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Britney Spears Lost Her Virginity When She Was 14
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Selma Blair Wears a Jewish Outfit of the Day
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Hayden Panettiere Does Some Hot Photoshoot. I Can’t Believe I Just Said That….
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Some Dude Intentionally Lets a Girl Beat Him Up So That He Can Feel Her Vagina Up on Him
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Some Girl Strippin For Her BF in Iraq….
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Ashlee Simpson is a Teenage Girl About Her Smoking and Begs the Paparazzi to Not Tell Anyone Cuz She Doesn’t Want to Get Caught…What a Fag.
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Alicia Keys Looks Pretty Old and Busted at the American Music Awards
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Eva Longoria Has a Retarded Sister Who is Some Kind of Hero
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A Little Mel B Dancing With the Stars Video Because She’s Got Hot Tits
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Some Crazy Bitch Fucking a Cactus….
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Some Fireworks Prank on a Dudes Friend Worth Watching
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Some Kim Kardashian Posing in a Bikini Pictures
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Some Lene Anderson Singing About Her Hot Tits Video
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Accidental Nudity on Family Feud
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Mutant Sex Video of the Day
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Some Couple’s First Wedding Dance Joke….Because Happy Couples With Stupid Sense of Humors Make Me Cry on the Inside….
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Some Hot Slut Named Coral’s Music Video That I Watched Because She’s Hot…
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People Dancing in the Street Like Assholes for Samsung…I Think I Deserve to Get Paid for This…Samsung, If You’re Listening…What’s Up?
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The Oldest Woman to Pose in a Calendar Ever Turns Me On…
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This Girl Has 200 Orgasms a Day
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Human Tetris With Chicks in Bikinis
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Here’s Some More Beowulf Nudity
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Here’s a Video of Gina Gershon and Lots of Pills Lookin Good Enough To Date Rape While She Self-Medicates, Yeah I Can Rap…Fuck You….
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Some Old People Junkie Ads Because When You Get Old, I Suggest Doing Heroin….Because You’re Bound to Die Anyway, Might As Well Make It Fun
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Housewives Going Fucking INSANE because We Like Crazy Housewives
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Some Girl Doing a Fuck Machine
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Someone Introduce Me To This Chick. I Want to Play With Her Hysterectomy Scar
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Here’s Another One of Her
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Some Japanese Bondage Dolls for the Kids
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Sophie Anderton Was Lonely and Needed Money So That’s Why She Became a Hooker…Seems Reasonable….
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Some Hot Cam Girl Doing What Cam Girls Do
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Some Interview With a Rapper Named Freeway
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From Photobucket:

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart and Your Nipples
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Some Girl Posts Her Vagina Next to Pictures of Her Kids…It Seems Fitting Since It’s Their Home
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From The Forum:

Some Suicide Girl Showing Off The Box
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Some Blonde Chick Naked and Rockin’ a Dildo
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Megan Fox for Maxim
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Some Strippers Hot Amateur Pics
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Download Mike Jones – The American Dream
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Download Motley Crue – Music to Crash Your Car To – Discs 1 – 4
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Download the Gorrilaz New CD called D-Sides
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2007

20

Nov

I am – Ashley Tisdale’s New Nose of the Day

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I can only assume Ashley Tisdale’s mother is some hot slut who used her vagina to get her daughter into show business, because let’s face it, with that fuckin nose bitch was rockin’, her only real career prospects were to work at the cosmetics counter of her local department store, because people would trust her ability to help them choose a perfume, because let’s face it, bitch was made for smelling things.

But lucky for us, she’s pulled an Ashlee Simpson and got a new fuckin’ nose. I’ve seen her shitty Christina Aguilera rip off video where she sings badly about what he says and what she says and I just stare at her fuckin’ nose knowing that whatever he was saying, he was saying it to get the fuck away from that fuckin’ thing, because it was scary on some halloween level.

Social pressure of needing to be hot and in the spotlight takes it’s toll on a young insecure girl who’s trying to make her career pop and it has made her cave in and got a new nose because it was disgusting and needed to be done and all part of growing up in a superficial world and wanting everyone to think you’ve got it going on. I know that when she’s asked about it, she’ll say it’s gotta do with some deviated septum shit, unable to breathe bullshit, because unlike a stripper who admits she got tits to make money and feel hot.

Either way, I love insecure girls because they get naked for me without much convincing, they just like the pat on the back or cum shot stamp of approval because it makes them feel wanted and for a person who hates themselves, feeling wanted is important. Now the real question is why did she stop at her nose, if she really wanted to make her career last she’s also going to need a new face, new teeth, some tits, talent and a sex tape. I don’t respect this half-assed effort she’s putting in, makes me feel like she’s not serious and treats her career like the joke that the rest of us already know it is. Cuddles.


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Some Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini
More Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini
Even More Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini
Damn This Girl Likes Bikinis…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Nose|Plastic Surgery|Unsorted

2007

20

Nov

I am – Lindsay Lohan’s Not Drinking Designer Water of the Day

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I blame celebrities for making a lot of stupid shit popular. One of those things is expensive bottled water that assholes feel the need to drink in public to look like they are ballin’. I remember last summer seeing Fiji water in every asshole kid’s hand at 4 dollars a bottle, then Fiji became too normal for showboating assholes that they went with Voss at 10 dollars a bottle or something insane like that.

Now I realize that rich kids are assholes who get free money to do what they want with and I realize that poor people that are trying to maintain some kind of rich image because they think that shit gets them respect are assholes too, but I also realize that drinking bottled water is for fucking homo’s, If you’re dehydrated from a night of drinking, there’s nothing wrong with hitting up the water fountain at the local bus stop, you can probably land some teenage runaway pussy there, who is impressed if you buy her a fuckin’ chocolate bar because she hasn’t eaten in a week, but when you’re dropping more money on water than something with booze in it, you’re clearly a fuckin asshole too because bottled water will not get you pussy.

Here are pictures of Lohan drinking some Whole Foods house brand water, and despite Whole Foods sounding like some pretentious hippie lesbian organic shit, I can only assume this water isn’t anything designer and is the equivalent of wearing a pair of sneakers that you got a Wal Mart because you suck at life.


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Lohan’s Nipple
Lohan’s Always Hot
Lohan’s Hot Tit From The Side

Posted in:Hot|Lindsay Lohan|Tits|Unsorted|Water

2007

20

Nov

I am – Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Ass Pictures of the Day

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The dude who invented the bikini was a smart person. Shit has become the norm on the beach, and event though that means bitches who have no business wearing bikinis rock them, so do hot chicks. Since ugly girls don’t register in my brain and just blend into the scenery no matter how fat and disgusting they are, them in bikinis doesn’t phase me. What does phase me is that decent lookin’ girls have been walking around half naked since they were kids, the were raised on this shit and that makes girls more comfortable walking around in their bra and panties, because shit’s equally revealing. It’s like the dude who invented the bikini was a master trainer, and shit worked out, only we all get to reap the rewards of his perversion pretty much every time we leave the house, or get a girl back to our place. Not that you know anything about that, but either do I, and that’s why we’re crew.

Here are some pictures of Nick Lachey livin’ the life on a yacht with his Boy Band money proving that you don’t need talent to be a hustler. He’s his girl Vanessa Minnillo who’s in some bikini and has a fuckin’ tight body and knowing that he cums inside that on the regular can only make me hate myself for never learning how to dance.


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Vanessa Minnillo’s Ass Shopping
Vanessa Minnillo Fully Nude Pictures
Nick and Venessa in the Hot Tub
Some Jessica Simpson Hiding in her Bikini

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Minnillo|Unsorted|Vanessa

2007

20

Nov

I am – Pink is a Man in a Bikini of the Day

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I am sure it’s tedious for you 6 assholes to read that Pink is a man, or that Pink is a lesbian, or that Pink is a bull dyke with a plastic dick she straps on and poses in front of the mirror with, stoking it while screaming and crying to god asking why he wronged her the way he did by blessing her with the gift of song and success but cheating her out of the one thing she really wanted…a dick, because I am tired of writing about it.

Lesbians generally don’t like me. The other week I met some girl who hadn’t been with a man in 5 years and I was working some drunken angle trying to convince her to make out with me. I have a thing about breaking people down and getting them to get busy with me, considering I smell like feces and am obese and she was convinced she was a ‘mo, I thought it’d be a challenge and despite being a lazy motherfucker, sometimes, alcohol makes me ambitious.

Anyway, I got the lesbian to make out with me and I was suckin’ her tit in the bar, but then she realized what she was doing and fucked off, never to be seen again, until the other day, when I had to shit and ran into some organic food restaurant because it was the nearest place and I figured organic hippie lesbians assholes would embrace my shit and want to get some use out of their composting toilets so that they can use my shit to help fertilize their organic garden next summer,

I walk in and the lesbian who’s tit I sucked was working the fuckin’ cash. I said hello and asked to use the washroom and she looked at me with disgust and asked me to leave. I guess she didn’t want a round 2, I would have totally let her play with my vagina-lookin’ broken penis.

BONUS – Pink Walking


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Pink Likes to Fly
Pink Taking a Pee
Pink’s Nipple Piercing

Posted in:Bull Dyke|Butch|Lesbian|Motorcycle|Pink|Unsorted

2007

20

Nov

I am – Pam Anderson’s Still Got Nipples of the Day

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This is what Pamela Anderson looks like when she goes out for some Planet Hollywood shit over the weekend in some semi-see through men’s shirt bullshit that makes me feel like I just had sex with her, which wouldn’t be that much of a stretch because by the looks of it, so has everyone in the room.

Speaking of stretches, there’s nothing like realizing that beauty is fleeting and your face gets haggard and no matter how much plastic surgery you get, or how much a doctor stretches your skin out, you’re still a mother of two and despite filling your fuckin’ tits up like every dude in the room is planning on filling you up, even with your hepatitis, it’s a good strategy to distract us from lookin’ at your face and realizing how busted your are.


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Pam Anderson in a White Bikini
Pam Anderson’s Got Creepy Cleavage
Pam Anderson Dressed Like a Newborn with Tits

Posted in:Nipples|Pamela Anderson|See Through|Slut|Unsorted

2007

20

Nov

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I think I burnt myself out this weekend or some shit. I was deathly ill and still managed to try to drink that shit away and have been hurting even more than I was last week. I woke up and was ready to fuckin’ hustle but then got tired and have slept since mid afternoon, missing all the good shit that make other sites better than mine. I guess it’s not that big of a deal since no one actually reads this site but I’ve been sleeping all day and I am going back to bed and have nothing that interesting to say…..not that I ever really do. This was an honest moment from me to you. I am glad we’re this close.


If you’re down with Eminem and Want to Hear His New Album You Gotta Go to the Forum and Follow the Instructions
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Now Here are the rest of my links:

The New Paris Hilton Sex Scene That I Think I’ve Already Seen….
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Watch Sophie Anderton, The UK Model Doing Coke and Hookin’ For 15,000 Dollars a Night VIdeos…Don’t Miss This….
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These Habana Girls Make Up the Most Eco-Friendly Calendar, But Who Cares About the Environment…When The Habana Girls are Posing…
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Pam Anderson’s Got a Mutant Nipple
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Some Chick Named As Leoas Doing a Sexy Photoshoot Video
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Heidi Klum Shows Off Her Ass Crack Last Week and I am Slow At Delivering
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Some Girl Meets Some Hypnotist’s Orgasm Gun
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Hayden Panettiere Hangs With Toys For All You Virgin Action Figure Collectors
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What Celebrities Would Look Like If They Got Plastic Surgery
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Julia Roberts Hates Handicapped People
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Mya is Wonderwoman
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What Christina Aguilera Looks Like Without Makeup
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Madonna’s Spanish Kid is Hairy as Fuck.
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Joanna Krupa Lookin’ Polish and Hot
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Owen Wilson’s Girlfriend’s Ass on the Beach
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Ashley Olsen Dressed Like a Hookin’ Clown
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Amy Winehouse Does Blow on Stage
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Some Hot Chick Named Jenny Naked
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Some Chick Named Heidi Sandino’s Cleavage
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The New James Blunt Video Because You’re Into that, Homo….
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Sandee Westgate is Some Pornstar in a BIkini Reviewing a Movie
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Funny Fags Have a Fight on the Freeway and One of them Tries To Throw Himself in Front of Traffic Because He’s a Queen
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Study Proves that Blondes Make Men Dumb
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The Hot Chick Who Was Kicked Off of Southwest Airlines Does Playboy and All her Slut Dreams Come True
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Some Drunk Squirrel Video
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The Shittiest Justice/Spankrock/ Mos Def Remix of D.A.N.C.E Ever
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Hilary Duff Rockin’ Big Cleavage for FHM UK – December 2007
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Behind the Scenes at a Porn Shoot with Taylor Rain
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Some Chick Taking Pics of Herself Lookin’ Hot and Topless
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Teen Girls Doing a 3-Way Kiss
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Kimmy Stewart’s Got a Lesbian Haircut
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Some Chick Playing the Drums in her Bra
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Some Funny Wife-Hating Czech Beer Commercial
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Watch This Nude Magician Taking The Hankercheif Trick and Turning Shit Menstrual
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This 16 Year Old Has an Unborn Twin Stuck Inside Him…I Wonder If He Gets To Bring It Home WIth Him
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Lohan’s Dad and Future Stepmother Do Good on Thanksgiving
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Conservative Fox News Shows A Lot of Porn on Their Conservative Right Winged Broadcast
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Some Crazed Man Jumps On Teen Video
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Some Amputee Erotica For You
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Every Girl Seems to be a Lesbian These Days. Gay is Trendy. Here’s Some Lesbian Dildo Video for my Lesbian Readers
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Jenny McCarthy on the Beach in a Bikini Throwback Pics
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Some Britney Spears Driving Like a Crazy Person Video
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Some Christina Aguilera Huge Pregnancy Tits
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Some Girl Bored While Getting Slammed
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Don’t Cum Yet
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Use This Spray to Get Laid
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From Photobucket:

Some Dude’s Dirty Album of Girls He’ll never Bang
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This is Probably the Most Disgusting Photobucket I’ve Ever Looked At While Eating
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Some Hot Chick Naked and Posing
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Say it Loud, You’re Black and in Your Underwear on the Internet….
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Some Girl Posing in Her Underwear and Panyhose
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Naked and Peeing in the Woods
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Some Black and White Nudity on Photobucket
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From the Forum

Download Some Felix Da Housecat
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Download Some Fleetwood Mac – Greatest Hits
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Drunk Japanese Girl Shits Her Pants
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Women’s Jail – Hidden Shower Cam
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Some Awesome Cumshot Collection
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2007

19

Nov

I am – Nicole Richie is Hiding from Us of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Nicole Richie hiding from the cameras because she’s finally realized that she’s ugly, or maybe the fact that she let some gay dude who fucks his twin brother because they feel like it’s not gay but masturbation since they are pretty much the same person and because it helps them create the shittiest music out there, impregnate her and now it’s too late to abort the fucker has finally set in…

The truth is that I would totally Good Charlotte this whore, because Good Charlotte are a bunch of faggots and fags like anal sex and i never turn down a girl when she asks for anal, especially when pregnant because I have issues with fucking 2 people at once, especially when one of those people is only a 5 month old fetus.

I’m hot like fire today.


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Sophie Monk’s Boyfriend is a Cunt
Nicole Richie Pregnant Bikini
DJ AM is Gayer than Bicycle Shorts

Posted in:Hiding|Nicole Richie|Pregnant|Unsorted

2007

19

Nov

I am – Hilary Duff’s Ass in Demin of the Day

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I have decided that today I am a fan of Hilary Duff. Not because she’s hot, but because she’s not fat and broken down like my wife and that shit is refreshing to me.

It’s kinda funny what happens to a man when you’ve been with someone who makes you sick to your stomach for about 5 years, and that is that the girls I once found hideous are slowly getting more and more attractive.

It’s like when I was in High School and I wouldn’t fuck the decent looking chick because she had one eyebrow and took too much work to convince to take my dick and my albino neighbor was easy and all about my dick because dude’s were usually scared shitless of her red eyes…but the point is that as an older dude, I find myself lookin’ at average lookin’ 18 year olds who I would have never fucked when I was 18, but now bring dirty thoughts in mind, because the fact that they are 18 outweighs the fact that they looks like they belong on a farm.

So Hilary and her horse face may not be the most amazing thing to look at, but I wouldn’t mind riding her down the beach and into the sunset like on a club med commercial but that’s just because late at night, I like to pretend I’m a cowboy and I feel like she’d be able to contribute to that fantasy by playing both the whore in the Saloon and the Horse I rode in on, she really is a triple threat.


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Hilary Duff Riding Her Bike With Her Good Charlotte Before He Left Her and Knocked Up Nicole Richie
Hilary Duff Bikini Pictures
Hilary Duff’s Eating Ice Cream Erotically
Hilary Duff is Wet and Acting

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