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2015

16

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence Shows off her Panties Mound of the Day

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I think with all that is going on in the world, with all this hate, gender confusion, slut shaming…ISIS attacks, innocent people getting killed, we should focus on what is actually important and that is Jennifer Lawrence…

These pictures are from last week, pre-ISIS attacks on Paris, so she didn’t know she’d be taking focus away from World War III, but I guess she felt when at an appearance for a movie that 100s of millions of dollars were pumped into, and that she makes 100s of millions of dollars being in, because let’s face it…she deserves it…she decided to flash what looks like panty covered pussy mound…a rare breed of mound…but not really…

I prefer he vagina when she’s on all fours and she’s spreading her ass apart…in selfies they leaked…but this spy pervert shit is a good enough distraction for me…

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2015

16

Nov

Kate Upton Flashes Her Bra To Distract from her Belly of the Day

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Kate Upton knows one thing about how the world works and that one thing is that the world fucking loves huge tits…

The world’s love for huge tits is the only reason she exists, and with her huge tits, the world has ignored the rest of her that is big…from her back to her awkward shaped hips…something that she really grew into as she filled out…after making it as a model…all while confusing the world…into a “how is she a model”…before being replaced by another rich kid, GIGI Hadid, who doesn’t have stupid huge tits, but who is now what Kate Upton was….

So I guess she’s up to her old, because she’s old, washed up and boring…but still getting work because Hollywood sticks to the people they know…tricks…and she’s busting out tit getting out of a car…in hopes no one notices her gunt…so clever….

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Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2015

16

Nov

Famous Girls at some Baby2Baby Event of the Day

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“Baby2Baby provides low-income children ages 0-12 with diapers, clothing and all the basic necessities that every child deserves.”

It is some Jessica Alba is on the board of this charity….and it seems like other famous people come to their events, to put them on the map at shitty red carpet events…

So other than the Eagles of Death Metal concert on Friday, this seems to be the worst fucking event of the weekend…and here are links to the vagina that attended, because you like vagina…

Selma Blair’s Huge Tits….

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Ashley Benson Huge Tits…

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Jessica Biel Ass Like Timberlake Likes It

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Rosie Hungtington Whitely’s Crooked Legs

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Jessica Ala is Everywhere

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Maybe you prefer her workout pic:

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2015

16

Nov

Gigi Hadid in VOgue of the Day

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I don’t know if I’ve posted these Vogue pics already, because I don’t care enough about any of this, not just Gigi Hadid to remember what I’ve seen and what I haven’t seen. It all sort of blends into each other, the cast of characters and the location of the pictures may change, but ultimately it is all the fucking same…over and over again…all to sell product and make stupid money…

That said, I don’t know whether this shoot means that Gigi is an official and respectable supermodel, because being in Vogue is every model’s dream….or if it means that Vogue is jumping on the instagram model, legitimizing them, humoring their pandering, as desperate media empires trying to stay current and relevant…in this fast paced world…but I do know that whether this is Vogue giving into Gigi’s desperation, or Vogue really thinking she’s something, it’s that stamp of approval Gigi didn’t really need, to feed her ego and perpetuate the lie..

The good news is that this is a fast paced world with flimsy people and content, will replace her with another rich kid with a PR company…leaving Hadid feeling inadequate, with pictures from her shoots on her mansion walls…remember the good days with her own fortune, her dad’s fortune and her husband’s fortune….that’s how these things work…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2015

16

Nov

Josephine Skriver for a Bikini Company of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is a Victoria’s Secret model – who is being rented out to some other brand, because either Victorias Secret owns this bikini company thanks to running all the factories in China, or maybe they just know if they get their girl in every campaign they’ll be promoting their own brand…because the model and Victoria’s Secret is interchangeable…fucking the brand using her on both fucking ends…

And what it comes down to is that all bikini pics are worth looking at, but not all bikini pics are created equally…there are bikini pics you can jerk off to, of girls you had a crush on posted to social media…with their rocking Yoga bodies…and there are bikini pics of young celebs on vacation…but the whole catalog pic…even when the girl has a rocking body is dull…but you can see that for yourself… HERE

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2015

16

Nov

Charlie Sheen is the HIV Positive of the Day

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Sheen will sit down with Matt Lauer on Tuesday morning to make the announcement…because if you have HIV, make it a media frenzy…and get paid…

Last week, I turned to Facebook with the Sun’s story of an “A Lister” who has HIV….based on this meme from the UK Sun.

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We all decided it was Charlie Sheen, but that we were disappointed because we assumed he had AIDS prior to the story being released, thanks to his insanity, going off the rails, fucking dirty hookers, while fucking other celebrities, all while drunk and high on a variety of drugs, before creating catch phrases like “winning” in his breakdown…

I was hoping for Clooney, or DiCaprio or someone who you didn’t know was gay. But I guess Charlie Sheen, the obvious choice, is the obvious choice for a reason…partially because he looked like death…

He’s been fucking hookers since before Denise Richards, who in case you didn’t know was an Heidi Fleiss hooker before locking Sheen down…

I guess there’s a lot more his him going “VIRAL” back when he quit Three and Half men…

I guess that homo Chuck Laurie really fucked him up the ass without a condom on that one..

You know since HIV is the gay disease…and it isn’t a death sentence…so whatever..

I guess the Porn is going to go into another lock down:

Here’s some Denise Richards…his ex wife….

Posted in:Charlie Sheen|SFW

2015

16

Nov

Naomi Campbell’s Doing Lingerie of the Day

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Naomi Campbell the old as fuck, black as night, amazingly bitchy, British model, who is officially a lingerie designer…and by lingerie designer I mean the team at Yamamay sent her people 100 designs and she picked her favorites…and maybe, just maybe, offered a few changes that her expertise as a model for the last 3 decades can offer, in terms of how to make it just a little bit better, tricks of the trade…or some shit..

She’s still got a rockin’ body, it’s the African in her, because she’s very fucking African looking, in case you’re blind…and she looks fine in the lingerie, but I prefer when she’s terrorizing people on planes, being a horribly spoiled person…because she was paid a lot of money, coddled and able to be a very spoiled person…who could throw real fucking tantrums…

I guess, she’s got limited ways to keep the money coming in, and these people fucking love the money coming in, so why not do it with underwear girls everywhere can soak through with various bodily fluids…from shit to period to squirt…to yeast infection…because being the receptor of those things or the producer of those things…seems appropriate.

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2015

16

Nov

Christie Brinkley is a Freak of Nature of the Day

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I think this went around last week, but I didn’t really bother with it, even though I think Christie Brinkley is great, so great that I’ve jerked off to her in Sports Illustrated in the 80s….when she was in her 40s….

People are shocked that she’s in her 60s and still looks like this, so she’s decided to put out a book on it, why not make money on it, because if you follow her regiment, you won’t look like this…but you can pretend, or she can pretend, because why not make the money on this freakish condition she has called being hot in her 60s….This is abnormal, this must involve plastic surgery…

If you look at her genetics tainted by Billy Joel, who wrote Uptown Girl about her..in a girl named Alexa Ray Joel..you’ll see how these freakish Christie Brinkley looks ruin lives….

The only hope I have for this is that when the current Sports Illustrated models turn 60, no one will care…because they are such bottom feeding, glamour model quality now, I’d hate for them to milk it as hard as Christie Brinkley did…

Posted in:Christie Brinkley|SFW

2015

16

Nov

Guess Sophia Bush’s Ass of the Day

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If you know who Sophia Bush is, then I am going to assume you are going to be able to guess her ass, because you’re just that kind of weirdo. Obsessed with the girl in your favorite show targeted to virgin losers.

If you don’t know what I am talking about, in the early 2000s, she was an it girl in lame movies and a tv show called One Tree Hill.

The only people who watched One Tree Hill, were socially awkward dudes..virgins..I’ve obviously never seen it, not because I’m not a socially awkward freak, but I’m more the socially reclusive, anti society kind, rather than the nerd who really wants to be accepted…but can’t because they aren’t dot com billionaire yets..

So she was the leading lady these weirdos connected to, so they know exactly, which as is her ass…in their mind they’ve been dating her for as long as she’s existed…

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2015

16

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Girls Topless of the Day

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We’re rolling into the Holiday season, so Victoria’s Secret marketing is getting more and more aggressive. From booking a couple of fame whore famous rich kids who aren’t models, but pretend to be because they have instagram followers….to all the press they got from it for their stupid fashion show that is more of an infomercial, where they plant a seed in the brains of trailer trash everywhere that getting shitty underwear is exactly what Jesus Christ and Christmas is about…

Part of the promo, is getting the girls as much press as possible, so why not get them naked for some artistic portraits, museum worthy….featuring…Sara Sampaio, Stella Maxwell, Barbara Fialho, Flavia Lucini, Gracie Carvalho and Kate Grigorieva….and some of their nipples.

It’s all bullshit, you’re all comsuming idiots, but I guess it does make for a good gift that requires no thought to shut an overly excited bitch up because they love Victoria’s Secret mall brand quality product, and they may wear it for you when you fuck, making for a good time…especially when model tits are involved.

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