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2015

16

Nov

Miss Reef 2016 Promo Video of the Day

Here’s a promo video by Reef, for their 2016 colllection of bathing suits, for those of you who remember the Reef Girls being the best thing in ass..

It was that late 90s and early 2000s, before ass was everywhere, or ass was all that important…when the sandal company figured they could sell sandals by bascically doing booty contests with girls who weren’t actual models, but who had great asses, competing to be the next reef girl in their reef calendar, because I guess Brazil always loved ass…

Well, they are still around and they still make ass-centric promo videos, of ass, walking around…and shit has zero creativity but who needs creativity, just put an ass in it and it works…so here it is…cheesy but still amazing..

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2015

16

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Now that the ISIS attacks on Paris, that opened up the doors for a few bad ” the last time Paris ruined the lives of over 100 people it was when she was DJing in Ibiza and used her vagina” jokes..

We can go back to peaceful World War III groundwork…that will lead to an apocalypse that forces humanity to reset, because killing each other over fucking each other over is one thing…but killing innocent concert goers is just fucked and non human…

There’s a lot of talking going on…but nothing’s being said…

So in the meantime, I’d like to find a bunker, because I deserve to live and be one of the sperm donors for the next generation of humans…so if you have one. Let me know.

Rob Lowe VS Paris
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Girl’s Hypermobility in her Hands…
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Kylie Jenner Braless in LA
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Ashley James is the Slut of the Day
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Reality Star and Daughters in Bikinis
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Country Girls…for the Hick Lover
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Demi Lovato Covers Adele’s Hello to Say “I’m Better than Adele”…
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A Bunch of Selfies…
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Punky Brewster in Some Ready to Drop Porn
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John Legend’s Imagine by a Pianist in Paris..
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Runaway Zebras
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2015

13

Nov

Kristen Steward in a Towel for Mario Testino of the Day

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Mario Testino has this series of photos featuring these hookers he gets paid too much to take pictures of in towels….

So here’s his latest Kristen Stewart, who I guess is actually a good actress, despite having zero emotion, and being pretty dull across the board…but is a good actress regardless because she obviously doesn’t shower…but pretends she is…and it’s so believable…as I keep trying to see a pussy slip.

Unfortunately, pictures don’t have pussy slips…unless they are of pussy slips..

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2015

13

Nov

Ronda Rousey and Holly Holm Weight in of the Day

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Nothing like watching two chicks, who are both equally crazy, terrifying, angry, charged up and full of testosterone, in what you shouldn’t find hot, but do find hot, because they are fit, strong, all while having vaginas… who I guess areabout to kill each other in the modified “Jello Wrestling” legitimized….as UFC…not to discount that these girls can fight, or that fighting isn’t feminine, but that you and I both know…is selling tickets because it turns dudes on…it all comes down to sex…

Here’s how that cunty – weigh in behavior worked out for her…

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2015

13

Nov

Miley Cyrus by Terry Richardson for Candy Magazine of the Day

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Miley Cyrus did some pictures with Terry Richardson for something called Candy Magazine, which is a 1500 issues with 9 different covers of Miley in various “controversial” poses, that are all very Disney level of controversial…but that’s not really her fault, she’s a Disney Star and any level of activism she’d be part of would be market researched aggressively…to maximize earnings and exposure to the market…

I am convinced real activism doesn’t exist anymore, all these kids are just a bunch of pussies…I liked an era when people go protested, when people got shot for their controvery…not where people are thinking “oh another instagram pic”…

That said, I like Miley licking her armpit hair…because women who objectify themselves for their career, shouldn’t have to feel the patriarchal pressure to have to shave their armpits…even though everything about them is vain….except that 1960s throwback to feminism…I also like her topless sucking a billy stick…or whatever those batons are called in a cop hat…edgy…but so fucking safe..

I expect more from a try hard popstar who has put herself out there, and a sexual assault accused photographer who used to shoot hardcore fucking pics…just 10 years ago..

I guess being corporate makes motherfuckers soft…

Here she is singing to you….

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Nov 12, 2015 at 4:10pm PST

FINE…

I take it back now that I’ve seen the other covers with strap on, pussy hair tits…solid fucking play…for a girl who has already put herself out there…this is more in line what I want to see out of her….almost good enough to jerk off to…because this is pretty much exactly what I like, skinny, small tits, pussy hair, under 25…good times..

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2015

13

Nov

Karla Souza for GQ Mexico of the Day

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How to Get Away With Murder actress Karla Souza….is in GQ Mexico, which according to Donald Trump is trying to break into your country, using half naked pics of your actress, to confuse you while stealing your jobs and fucking your women…using you GQ brand named…to trick you…typical of Mexicans…right?

As a Mexican, I think it’s more a magazine owned by Conde Nast..a privately owned American publishing Empire…featuring an American Actress….on an American Show..wearing American product…in what I would say is more about them trying to push the American dream, culture, products on Mexico, because it’s a huge market, they still buy Magazines and have dreams of America… and America likes perpetuating that because they like selling product to Mexico…and they like manufacturing their products in Mexico for cheap…and they like Mexico…just not when they sneak under your borders…

The real crazy thing as a Canadian, is that we don’t have one “North American” economy, with a North American passport, and a North American currency, so that I can cross the goddamn border as I fucking please…we should unite and just keep the arabs with their ISIS and and the africans with their ebola out…right..

Doesn’t matter, what matters is that Karla Souza is in obscure, but huge, market GQ, half naked,…which is half not naked enough, I’ve never see How To Get Away with Murder, and these pics won’t suck me into their bullshit…and I won’t watch their bullshit…but she’s alright… and I looked at these pics, and now so can you…

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2015

13

Nov

Bella Thorne is a 40 Year Old Cheerleader of the Day

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Bella Thorne and her team want you to think that she’s 18. It’s good for business, I mean just look and see all the media hits that she got the month going up to her birthday, attention that clearly helped her book jobs, gain followers, and somehow seem legit, when really she’s just positioned herself as the naughty 17 year old, on the verge of being 18, because that’s criminal in the USA and people love things they can’t have.

I am a firm believer that she’s not 18, but that her parents lied about her age to get her into a kids show, possibly because their management team told them to…no studios like hiring kids, the regulations are a fucking nightmare, so they just take these 28 year olds and pass them off as kids…it’s been going on forever…only back in the day, everyone knew the cast of 90210 was 30…nowadays they commit to the lie…so young girls can fell insecure about their childlike bodies…

Either way, she’s in a cheerleader outfit, in what reminds me of an office Halloween party when recently divorced Melissa, busts out the cheerleader outfit from high school…because she’s been doing Pilates…

She’s the Lindsay Lohan of her generation…you know every generation needs a redhead exploited by her star loving parents who looks 10-30 years older than they are marketed…who collapses when no one gives a fuck about them anymore…turning to empty sex and lots of drugs…

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2015

13

Nov

Daisy Ridley for ASOS Magazine of the Day

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Daisy Ridley is the new Star Wars girl you’re going to be staging a marriage with in your basement while your mom is at Church…with a lifesize cutout you made of her out of digital printing her full body on pillow cases…way better than trying to staple paper print outs of her onto your pillow like you did many years ago…when the last Star Wars came out and you fell in love with their star…

I guess what I am saying is that this girl can do no wrong…she could wear a fat suit…and walk around shitting herself…and will still be the most jerked off to girl for the next 5-10 years…and that is a pretty remarkable feat, especially for someone who only got an agent less than 1 year ago…not that it has anything to do with her, or how cute she is…people are fucking crazy about Star Wars…and she just needed to be in it..to have millions and millions of creepy socially awkward nerds of all ages…

I don’t know why I’ve never been into Star Wars…I haven’t even seen the second trilogy and can’t bother with the first…yet I run a blog for people who probably have Star Wars tattoos…yes I am talking to you…loser…

Daisy Ridley….I’ll be watching you…and let’s hope you make me lots of money when I leak your nudes…because I think I deserve a piece of the Star Wars hype…even if I don’t leave my couch or talk to other humans.

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2015

13

Nov

Rita Ora Nipple in a Dress of the Day

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When you’re attempt to be Rihanna….part of what you have to do is show your nipples, even if it is a subtle way, while wearing what looks like a fancy outfit at some bullshit awards show….that don’t matter, because she’s only there to get noticed, to use it as an opportunity to be seen…because if she keeps throwing shit at the wall, maybe something will stick…maybe she won’t have to suck all these penises to get featured on songs…maybe she’ll finally have the fame and respect…selling out arenas her ego things she deserves…and that I think big tits deserve…because big tits are fantastic and all the pop music is shit regardless…so it might as well have big tits…

As a reference point, Here’s Rihanna braless in silky body contouring dress…with nipples…because she’s a human despite what you racists think…the Rita Ora..idol…

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Here’s Rita Ora in her sheer dress….she’s pretending is classy because of all the detail that has been put into it…but that is

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2015

12

Nov

Kate Hudson Booty Pop in a Bikini of the Day

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Kate Hudson, celebrity daughter turned celebrity, who has been the leading lady in a bunch of movies over the course of her career, that was so challenging to get, seeing as her parents were pretty fucking connected, more interestingly has had far more roles as the leading lady in sex with rich LA dudes…seriously, everyone has fucked this ass…

She’s in her late 30s now, a mom of at least one kid, but her little booty she’s always had, is still looking a good amount of round, so why not post it on instagram for her groupies and fans…because her ass is what all of us want to see of her…we’re not interested in her barely there tits…her old lady face….or her used up mom vagina…

I guess what it comes down to is that I like seeing girls posting booty pics..even when they are old, washed up, ladies..I am so deep as a thinker…a modern day philosopher..

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