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2015

09

Oct

Miley Cyrus Tongues Her Dog of the Day

Here’s a little Miley Cyrus tonguing her dog…because Miley Cyrus is strategic, she’s a Disney trained performer, and the conditions they put the people who work their theme parks should be a sign of the training they put into their bread winning, money making, machines…

Meaning, everything she does is programmed, designed, strategic…

Now I don’t know what tonguing her dog has to do with anything…or how this helps her in anyway…but at least one of you will masterbate to it and that means I am doing my job…even though I don’t have a job.

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2015

09

Oct

Nina Dobrev in Interview Magazine of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is in Interview magazine, because I guess people care about what she has to say…

I think she’s a Canadian from a show called Vampire Diaries who has turned her back on Canada to become Hollywood and pretend she’s not Canadian, since she’s brown and they can pretend she’s a Mexican American and Mexican Americans are the majority, and will thus make her famous…because they love supporting their own…even if their own are in shitty shows, are Jessica Alba…who pretends she’s not Mexican…or J.Lo…who is Puerto Rican, but bitch will exploit any culture for a dollar…

Or she is from Glee….and now she’s in a bra top in a magazine…fascinating…

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2015

09

Oct

Josephine Skriver’s Nipple for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the first Lingerie Model Bot…who was at one time a topless model bot…because she was created in a test tube by a biologist she called Dad…like this was hot model version of Edward Scissor hands..who used his sperm with some lesbian to create this magical creature…

Hot girls, even when they are bots, are interchangeable…especially if you have a budget…just buy a new one to have sex with…that’s how rich dudes live…so that isn’t what’s interesting in this campaign for the evil people at Victoria’s Secret…

What is interesting, is that after 3 decades of “if it works why change it”….the brand has adapted to the times and stopped photoshopping out nipples…like it was 1 discount retailers budget catalog in the 70s…if it met instagram filters…kinda hot…or as hot as the brand can get…

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2015

09

Oct

Léa Seydoux for Vogue of the Day

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Léa Seydoux did a lesbian scene in a movie and for that…we are forever greatful…

I’ll even look at her in Vogue wearing leather, even if she’s seemingly from france and in being from France…should not be wearing anything but a bush..

But I guess we’re more civilized than that at Vogue, but not really, they’ve made Kardashian porn sluts the cover girls at various times…meaning they’re just as smutty as a porn magazine, they are just better at polarizing their situation…

I don’t know why I bother reposting this nonsense…I am sure I am much more entertaining while drunk at a dinner party trying to fuck your wife up the ass in the kitchen because anal isn’t cheating…it’s just proof of how small my penis is..a discussion point…but instead I do this…

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2015

09

Oct

Bella Hadid is a Fun Rich Kid and Gigi’s in Vouge Netherlands of the Day

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Bella Hadid posted some porny pics…or one porny picture on the internet because I guess this is how her team has decided to market her, to contrast the blonde sister, so that they seem more dynamic than the vapid rich cunts no one should care about, but do care about, because they are lazy and take what comes their way or what is shoved down their throat…while the Hadids are good at shoving things down throats…their rich dad did it with their mom because she was a model who liked rich guys…and their mom did it with the guy who owns GUESS while trying to get their daughter Gigi, who they felt was a better opener a gig…

It all worked out for this one…who we call the titty exposing, darker, because it’s more compelling for the family strategy, a strategy you have to remember was on TV, in reality shows, being bootleg Kardashians…and therefore absolute garbage…

Here’s Gigi and her Coattails Bella Rides….in Vogue..

TO SEE GIGI AND BELLA AT AN EVENT – CLICK HERE

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2015

09

Oct

Khloe Kardashian Terrifying Ass, Kendall in the Shower, and Kylie’s New Face of the Day

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Khloe Kardashian is on the whore train because she’s a Kardashian, at least in theory and probably not in genetics, her dad is OJ…but they do share the same hooker mom…so she gets it…

She also gets that if you get plastic surgery, people will like you more than they did when you were just the big, scary, black loving because black was the only thing risk taking enough to stick their dick inside her, funny girl…left in what would be their basement to clean up after the hot sisters…

So I guess she’s proud that at 35, she can finally be as close to Kim as she’s always wanted to be, by whoring her ass on the internet…for their app that I can’t imagine people buy…but that people buy…

While she was doing that, Kendall Jenner…was taking pics with top fashion photographers….

and Kylie Jenner on snapchat….showed off her plastic surgery goals…I hate these idiots…

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2015

09

Oct

Charli XCX for Instagram of the Day

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Charli XCX is the white Rita Ora…and she’s in some Lame bikini top, that I guess she’s using to celebrate the fake bankruptcy of American Apparel designed to steal the brand from visionary, nipples through thin cotton and bush loving Dov Charney….pricks…censors…demons trying to ruin all the fun in the world…

Or maybe, she just wants to distract you from whatever the fuck these shorts are…something I assume she does often…including by not limited to the quality of the music she’s putting out…it’s like LOOK AT MY TITS NOTHING ELSE matters…and I totally get it…she’s right…it just took shorts that are so wrong for me to grasp that…

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2015

09

Oct

The Bella Thorne Birthday Pantyline Pics of the Day

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Bella Thorne is the Disney show jailbait who is no long illegal..because she turned 18…and as her pervert middle age man fanbase sigh with sadness, because they like underage girls, especially when they are pushing 18, especially in this porn generation with all the hormones in the food and they end up built like 30 year olds…and now she’s done…and they have to find need underage girls…that I am sure they have lined up…

So here she is celebrating her birthday in leather, as sluts do, now that she can embrace being a slut, and not just a rebelling teen…

Take it in, because it won’t be long before she’s drug addicted on the streets of LA, looking for a gig buy forgotten…as most child stars are…

Because you have to remember her fan base is weirdos who watch the Disney Channel…and dads who are forced to watch Disney because why do something productive with your kid when you can brainwash her with TV as you stare at 17 now 18 year old tits….

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Here she is leaving the airport…

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2015

09

Oct

Rita Ora is a Mermaid of the Day

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Rita Ora dressed like a mermaid because she want’s you to think she’s some kind of majestic….mystical….mythical.. Siren…

You know the kind of half fish, half woman to seduce your pirate ass…

When really the only thing Siren about her is the fishy smell coming out of her cunt…because all the rich and famous executives and producers she’s had sex with…didn’t require much seduction…they saw young tits, and were like, ok…here’s a deal…

But let her pretend…she’s not some gutter street level hooker…but rather something with a bigger purpose…because she can..

Here are some pics for her snapchats…

Here she is leaving a hotel..in a weird spandex outfit…

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2015

09

Oct

Selena Gomez Chemotherapy Tits in a Bra for Ellen of the Day

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If you’re the kind of guy who goes to the cancer ward to try to find a wife, you know to find a rich girl with a terminal disease, all rich and alone with no family, you may be into Selena Gomez the Lupus Chemotherapy patient…all dying…and so weak that she can make all kinds of public appearances…a release her new album…and milk “Chemotherapy”…to get as much attention as possible..

I have no sympathy for this product of Disney, money making machine…they aren’t human…they are fucking with your mind…don’t believe them…but stare at their attention seeking tits…

Here are her Chemotherapy pics for Billboard…

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