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2015

04

Aug

Elizabeth Gillies Big Bikini tits of the Day

Elizabeth Gillies is some Disney star I’ve never heard of…but she’s in a bikini top showing off her fat tits…and America loves fat tits, so maybe this will help America love Elizabeth Gillies, I mean I am sure that is what she’s going for, because all these bitches, I’m talking on all levels, from these “hippie vegan lesbian feminists”….to the fame whore sugar babies…all want to be fucking famous…

We live in a cartoon, or film set…the world…is a series of all these try hard fakes..who identify with whatever it is they think is cool at the time…but something that’s been consistently cool for all time…has been the bikini top…so at least there’s that.

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2015

04

Aug

Tov Love at Lollapalooza of the Day

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Music festivals are terrifying….100,000 people, usually lame people following the trends, carted into a field to watch their favorite acts amongst each other, in what they think is some spiritual liberating experience thanks to the drugs…like they were in the 1960s, this was Woodstock and this was some cultural revolution, when really it’s just a cash grab from the labels…and acts…

Seriously, big ticket prices, big pay days, no pressure to really perform well. This past weekend there were 3 or 4 music festivals that acts were bouncing between…in Chicago, Toronto, Montreal and LA…

It’s crazy…but not as crazy as this Tov Love, who is usually naked’s, leotard that really showcases her gunt…

I still think the Highlight of the Event was the Sign Language chick…

Or This….hippie dance circle…because you don’t have to be from the 60s to be a hippie…you can be from the suburbs and in your designer clothes…

Posted in:Lollapalooza|SFW

2015

03

Aug

Some Bella’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Bella Hadid and her Hooker Model Mom who Made The Hadid’s Models and Probably bought her tits…because it makes for a good life…far more rewarding than having an actual job that can actually impact the world in a positive way, if you’re one of those assholes who thinks sitting by the pool all day drinking cocktails by the pool isn’t meking the world a better place…it’s people like you who aren’t vapid enough…and just rain on the rich girl parades…

and…another Bella…

Bella Thorne’s Ass in a Bikini Jumping…is underage…but based on all the dudes who jerk off to her in their 30s…you’d think she’s legal by default…you know if you reach a certain level of making dudes jerk off..you automatically get your 18th birthday…

A video posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Aug 3, 2015 at 11:08am PDT

Posted in:Balla Hadid|Bella Thorne|SFW

2015

03

Aug

Rihanna in a Bikini of the Day

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Rihanna and her best friend are in bikinis…because when you’re Rihanna’s best friend, your life is one vacation, probably filled with annoying Rihanna freakouts and breakdowns, because all these bitches are crazy, especially when thrown a ton of fucking money, but worth putting up with, because it’s a good life, also filled with bikinis…on the perpetual vacation…of a babied celebrity…where you get everything you want…

But like all of the entourages, the latch on spends the money as freely as the one making the money, and acts as cunty as the one who made the money, in thinking she’s famous because she’s got all the benefits of it, but she’s in a bikini…and we like bikinis.

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2015

03

Aug

Ellie Goulding Bikini Picture of the Day

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I think these pictures are some of Ellie Goulding’s best work…

Here’s an interview I had with myself about it:

Who’s Ellie Goulding? A UK Pop singer…

Why do you care? You Don’t…

Why did I post this? Her ass is bending over for the paparazzi while grinding up to her dude…

Why is this important? It’s not…I just like watching people fuck, I’m a creepy pervert and I guess in world, this is as close to seeing her inner slut, until she leaks nudes or a sex tape when her celebrity starts fading…

Is there anything I’d like to add? Yes, I am pretty depressed that like a teenage girl, I have a blog and talk about this nonsense, that I’ve never cared about, maybe that’s why I’m not successful….but still would have preferred this to have more anal.

Do I think being successful is important? Not as important as finger fucking a UK popstar on the beach in public to try to find excitement in life…

That interview sucked.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ellie Goulding|SFW

2015

03

Aug

The Tits from Blurred Lines in GQ of the Day

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The Tits from Blurred Lines are on a bit of a media blitz, because she’s so low level, she needs to keep up momentum, otherwise people will forget about her.

She’s the stripper money of “celebrity”, you know, it comes easy and fast…by making dudes cum, and it’s gets spent on Chanel Purses and cocaine…pretty quick.

Meaning, easy come, easy go…she got famous quick, for her tits, people loved her tits, and tits have only so much sustainability, even if they are compelling tits, it’s easy to forget those tits when other tits come along, unless they keep up the media…like this…

I feel bad for her, but not really, I feel bad for her boyfriend, who I assume she cheats on in her quest to be as famous as possible…and I’m glad to say…she’s got great tits, even if they are implants, and thats enough reason to spend 4 seconds noticing her.

Boring shoot, she barely matters, but she’s here.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2015

03

Aug

Demi Lovato in Cosmo of the Day

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Demi Lovato is ridiculously famous and now in a tight dress in Cosmo…and I don’t care, you probably don’t care, but her millions of fans probably care…

She’s a bit of a bull dyke who I assume pegs FES from That 70s show, because he had his penis abducted by Lohan’s alien pussy early on in her slut existence, and it’s the only way he feels joy…

Not that I know what FES from that 70s Shows gets pleasure from…but I know when it’s not underage girls, it’s this…photoshopped, latina with a loyal latina fan base..because latinas see her as one of their own who made it, bringing hope to a bunch of first generations…almost like Trump…but different.

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2015

03

Aug

Mandy Moore and Minka Kelly in Bikinis of the Day

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Mandy Moore and Minka Kelly are BFFs…which is good because no one else cares about them…except when they are in Bikinis…

One is a child star, the other the daughter of ex Aerosmith guitarist and a stripper, and togther they are in Bikinis…

Bikinis…without them, how would these people promote themselves…I just don’t know but more importantly, don’t care…

Posted in:Mandy Moore|Minka Kelly|SFW

2015

03

Aug

Edita Vilkeviciute for H&M of the Day

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Here’s some shitty e-commerce catalog pics that are as shitty as lingerie pics can be…because airbrushed model pics in a studio is fucking boring as fuck…

But she’s got a good waist to hip ratio, I guess that’s why she’s famous and making big money for evil brands that don’t fit fat america like H&M…

Normally she’s topless…she’s better when she’s topless….but it’s still half naked…

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2015

03

Aug

Katherine McPhee in a Bikini of the Day

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What amazes me about Katherine McPhee, is that she proves that being on one season of American Idol, that she didn’t even win, is enough for people to care about her ass in a bikini….

All it takes, one reality show, talent contest to carry you into celebrity…

I mean, there are other basic ways to get famous, sex tape, porn career, sugar baby whore, fucking a famous person…posting bikini pics on instagram…

Fame doesn’t even matter anymore, no one cares…but I guess it does to Katherine McPhee….