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2015

Jul

Nicki Minaj Pushed Up Tits for Drake’s Dis Track of the Day

Poptart Drake makes me laugh. He is not authentic, he borrows shit all the time, he is just marketable as fuck…I just don’t understand how a child star who was slated for a Disney special in terms of acting, but who decided “shit, I’m not cool, rap is cool, I’m an actor, I can act better than these hood rappers, my dad I never met was a musician, maybe I’ll obsessively do this and ride my celebrity and make as much money as possible, so people forget who I really am”….and it worked…dude, a Jewish business man, with an ability to work his way to the fucking top…

Anyway, Meek Mill, is hating on Drake, I don’t cover Rap Music, but Bill Cosby hates on it, he’s more into RAPE music…

Meek Mill says Drake can’t write his own songs, or doesn’t write his own songs, even though no one writes their own song in music, and I believe that writing raps requires very little talent that a 3 year old could pull off, if they can read the internet, so I’d be surprised if he can’t….and I don’t think it matters if he does or doesn’t, he can sell product, so who cares who writes the songs, Drake isn’t street, he’s fucking Bieber,…not literally..fucking Bieber…but is the same level of cheese as Bieber, only I can stomach Drake’s music…amd he may be fucking Beiber…I mean Usher is…

Here’s the dis, because beef, are what the people want….

Stop comparing drake to me too…. He don't write his own raps! That's why he ain't tweet my album because we found out! ????

— Meek Mill (@MeekMill) July 22, 2015

Doesn’t matter…Drake has a hit song with Nicki Minaj…and that she’s on tour, in Montreal tonight actually, hit me up girl..

All this to say, Drake is a poptart…this beef is not a beef, it’s just homotional….

This is just the WWE, WWF, Hip Hop beef to generate buzz, conflict, controversy on the basic of basic “Gladiator” dramatic curve people fucking love…and these assholes just make lots of money doing…

Here’s the dis track, because beef, is what the people want….

Here’s Some Nicki Minaj, the girl, I assume is a girl, caught in the middle of this fight, because #money…in a Meek Mill song they are Promoting….

It’s just a vehicle for all idiots to jump on this nonsense, because the world is no dealing with actual issues…

People, artists, especially hugely marketable performers, all collaborate and credit motherfuckers…so Drake doesn’t write all his own songs…fascinating…no one does, these are just puppets made to make money and I guess we’re participating in that…

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2015

Jul

Cara Delevingne Trolls Interviewer of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is a cunt, a spoiled cunt, who has everything handed to her, because that’s how life works for spoiled cunts, she’s even got celebrity friends, and lovers…who she grinds her pussy up against…so that she gets in the paparazzi to convert to a bigger scale career….and it worked, becuase she’s in a movie…and in promoting that movie she used Sarcasm…

Some idiot morning news idiot asked her if she read the book of the movie she’s in….

In what we can all agree is the dumbest fucking question you could ask someone in her first movie role….

So I am on Cara’s side here, because sometimes, you just gotta be a cunt to people…

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2015

Jul

Heidi Klum in a Bikini of the Dday

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Heidi Klum is 100 years old in model years, 50 in human years, 350 in dog years…and one in hot retired models…

She still has a rockin body in her bikini, and the body is what you look at, as faces can be botoxed to shit and don’t count, but body, that takes work..

It’s amazing that her pussy was blown the fuck out by SEAL….because you know it was blown the fuck out by SEAL…and not just from the SEAL PUPS she squirted out…but the process in creating those SEAL PUPS…

And I guess what I am saying is – Ethnic Cleansing….from the 40s in Germany…at there most famous camp, that wasn’t the same Jewish camp all you Jewish kids went to…it’s a different one….that I think created science that made this…

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2015

Jul

Tamara Ecclestone’s Billion Dollar Bikini Fall of the Day

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Tamara Ecclestone is the billionaire heir of the Formula One race circuit..

I am sure her rich dad has done a lot of other things…but that’s the only one I know…

She was in Greece in a bikini, where she was celebrating motherhood…I guess…

Now she’s in LA…but before getting shot by the paparazzi there, she managed to give us this action shot that is absolutely not exciting at all…but is still a billionaire brat, who is trashier than Paris Hilton, in a bikini….and that’s more interesting than anything I’ve seen in actual life today, except maybe that homeless guy staring at some fat chick in a bikini tanning, or the couple that looked like they were practicing tantric sex in some spider pose in the park….so maybe I did see more interesting shit, but they weren’t a billionaire failing in a bikini…so they weren’t shit.

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2015

Jul

Kim Kardashian’s Creepy AD of the Day

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It is safe to say that any brand that uses Kim Kardashian for their campaigns, doesn’t have taste, doesn’t have a quality product, and doesn’t have a quality idea, but instead do something that make absolutely no sense, but stars Kim Kardashian….because that’s all you need to get people talking…

So they spent millions of dollars on her, to hve her “hit her head”….and not die, something I can’t support, only to become Marie Antoinette, and the sad part, is when she comes back to life and becomes a cheap 90s race, flashing back to when Kim K was just a club kid….and it’s just totally fucking detached from anything of quality…but it happened and I’m talking about it and I can’t stand this family…so…

I think the Kardashian highlight this week is

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2015

Jul

Kylie Jenner Loves Brown Phallus of the Day

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I wish I was sucked into Kylie Jenner as much as the rest of the world, but I am more compelled by her snapchat than I should be. I don’t even follow her shit, I’m lazy, but anything good ends up on the internet, and it’s always weird enough for me to watch…partially because she looks like a 40 year old mom or pornstar with bad plastic surgery, something she probably got from her sister, who is old enough to be her mom….but she also does all this hip hop dancing…and showing off her tits…and in this edition, eating a pastry that is fed to her by one of her friends who is her friend because she’s Kylie Jenner, or is on payroll, as these things happen…

It may not be as remarkable as her getting gas for the paparzzi, but I think it is, and this is probably all just a snapchat campaign….that I hope ends up in her own snapchat sex video, because that’s her family responsibility she’s been training for all her life….because I guess fucking black dudes is good for business…it reminds me of that Sandra Bullock movie where they adopt the black kid to get into the NFL because their own white kid is too homo….you know…living out that dream…

Doesn’t matter, because the sex tape hasn’t happened, even if Khloe Kardashian admits to listening to them have sex…paving they way for the inevitable snap porn, but these snapchats speak to that…a little preview if you will, just imagine the chocolate phallus was 4 times the size…

Here’s a few more…

On and the Gas Pumping pics people loved yesterday…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

Jul

Gigi Hadid Satanic Ritual of the Day

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I would assume that this is Gigi Hadid doing doing some kind of satanic rituals….maybe one where she sells her soul to the devil…to become the next Kardashian…or maybe, she’s just killed off three instagram models, and stole all their followers, to make her a relevant thing….and this is the ceremony that happens at…but you’d probably assume the deal with the devil was made with her model fucking father, who has more money than god, when he decided to make his baby a model instead of putting her to actual work, because why not have fun every day, all while making him proud…

Because when you’re a rich kid, you don’t need to do much work to get to the Gigi level…you just need to show up, and the satanic ritual we see is probably her maid set it up for her and will put it away for her, because she just wanted some mood lighting…or something….involving bringing in a girl, not sacrificiing one…who cares

Here she is for Top Shop….looking average, but when her trust fund gets factored in, looking like a model and social media influencer…that gets people to write up on her without even trying – because we are pathetic.

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2015

Jul

Emma Watson Porn of the Day

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I wonder when ill-fitting pants will become erotic because we’ve become so accustomed to naked chicks, and half naked chicks, and leggings, that the obscurity of not knowing what is under those pants, like the Muslim culture, who can cum if the Goat is tight enough…and don’t need all this harlot, sluts everywhere, instagram shit to get off…they just need something to stick their dick in…as it should be…

No I’m not advocating girls not getting naked…I am just saying that it’s all so repetitive, and needs to be next leveled, so the only solution is either get more hardcore…or to go back to being a lady…

And I guess when it comes to Emma Watson, it’s always porn, because dudes have been jerking off to her since she was 12…

She’s a Harry Potter chick, and those fans are fucked up, she doesn’t need to be alive, or even doing anything for it to be porn to these people, she just needs to be Emma Watson…which I assume she is…but can’t be too sure, I’m too busy staring at her ill-fitting pants.

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2015

Jul

Shay Mitchell Tits for Snapchat of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is a best selling author, because she very famous thanks to a very popular show and could have written a series of retard words that weren’t even in english together, rather than paying some ghostwriter to put this “girls in their 20s in LA”…series together that she ended up starting up because she realizes it an turn into a Gossip Girl franchise, because clearly people are obsessed with celebrities, and shit doesn’t even have to be good or riveting or compelling to get read, since people don’t read anymore, it just needs downloads….millions of downloads…and it will become a fucking hit…

The world is fucked, but at least Shay Mitchell, Canada’s own rich cunt turned Hollywood Cunt who doesn’t want to be forgotten….shows her tits on snapchat…sure not enough…but still enough…to be uneventful and irrelevant yet so relevant…because society sucks.

Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2015

Jul

Kate Upton’s Ass Shot of the Day

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Kate Upton posted this picture of her of her ass in a see through dress…

That means that Kate Upton thinks her ass looks on point as fuck in this picture…

Otherwise she wouldn’t “self” edit her pics to reflect her personal brand by posting it on social media…

Which is probably the only good thing about social media…it’s like we get a core of these idiots, or what they feel represents them best, at the time of posting, because there is a process of uploading, writing a caption, and posting it that give her all the ability and options to re-think the posting of her ass on instagram….there can’t be much more red tape warning.

So the fatty with the broad back, who represents big tits having the ability to win the hearts of men at a genetic, biologial level….with those big tits…despite being fat…wants you to see this…so see it…but I prefer the nudes she wanted her boyfriend to see…those things were sloppy…I mean her whole body was sloppy…but it was more intriguing than just this…

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