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2015

08

Jul

Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Hybrid, test tube, baby created in a lab by some gay dude…who I assume was either a narcissist, as gay guys tend to be, ready to use his scientific background to reproduce, and to have his DNA live on in the form of a fashion model…that all the men will want…that may even get him into the all the right parties…like Leonardo DiCaprio orgies…as sometimes dreams come true…

I like to think he was commissioned by Victoria’s Secret to create her, but they’ll never let you know that…cloning…

She’s from Denmark – here are the Danish cloning laws…I am going to assume it is legal… HERE

Here are her pics…

Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW

2015

08

Jul

Anja Rubik in SS 2015 of the Day

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These Anja Rubik pics aren’t that exciting or sexy pictures of Anja Rubik….

But she has done so much FASHION PORN ….you know fully naked and showing vagina like it was Playboy in the 80s, shit that girls used to get paid a ton of fucking money to do, but not they just have to do because women naked is a lovely thing, and because the men who cast them, like to get as racy as possible to make as much noise as they can for their campaigns, and tits get hits…obviously…tits have bought me at least 2 of my last 2 private jets..rigth…

Here are the pics for SS 2015, that really aren’t hot, or amazing…but a reminder of Anja Rubik, and sometimes you don’t need pussy to make a pic good…very rarely…but sometimes…

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2015

08

Jul

Kendall Jenner a Other Tricks for Calvin Klein of the Day

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So Kendall Jenner and Joan Smalls, Edita and Isabeli Fontana are part of the new Calvin Klein campaign, that is hardly exciting, I mean it’s just girls in lingerie, who we have all seen in lingerie before, not making them being in lingerie any less important, but definitely, because I’ll always look at a girl in lingerie, even when the lingerie is hardly lingerie, but rather just bra and panties….but still fucking boring…

It’s Calvin Klein, back into the mix, re-living the past, capitalizing on the 90s trends coming back, not just by buying a 25 million dollar Hollywood house last week, but also by pretty much just putting out the same shoot he did two decades ago, because I guess things are cyclical, you just need to wait that fucker out…I wonder if that applies to blogs that never were…fingers crossed….

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2015

08

Jul

Mia Isabella is the Shemale Porn Chick Tyga Sends His Dick Pics to of the Day

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Caitlyn Jenner best watch out…you know I’ve heard of guys having sex dreams about their mother in laws, but I guess this motherfucker’s decided to live in out with the young, black and hot porn version of Caitlyn Jenner, some shemale named Mia Isabella…who I guess works with Tyga, or works Tyga, until feeling it is time to expose Tyga for being the kid of guy who fucks trannies…which as it turns out…is a lot of dudes…

Seriously…

My first job in porn was in 2002, and even then the best selling titles, which at the time were DVDs, were tranny porn…Because I guess dudes love dick, as long as they have tits and look and act like a girl…I don’t know..the whole thing seems pretty gay to me, but I guess Kylie is just the vagina version of this clown, freak, werido…

If you want to see the dick Tyga fucks underage girls with, when not fucking trans girls who look like the underage girl he fucks CLICK HERE CLICK HERE

Here are some pics from her/it/his instagram

Posted in:SFW|Tyga

2015

08

Jul

Selena Gomez Lesbianism of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this about her lesbian lover…

Don’t ever leave me again @courtneyjbarry welcome home roomie ???? I love you

Romance…I prefer Miley level lesbianism, where it’s less “we’re BFFs and we’d never fuck each other, but we’ll be cute and make you think we do for attention”…you know the kind of lesbians your girlfriend and her best friends are everytime they go out to the club without you around…where they may touch tongues, but only with enough drinks in them…and they may compare vaginas but only if one of them has a rash…and they definitely change in front of each other, girls love that shit…and more paying the paparazzi to come take pics of you finger banging in a back alley.

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2015

08

Jul

Ariana Grande Hates America and Licks Donuts of the Day

Ariana Grande apparently licked a donut…the made her K-Fed lick a donut…then they made out with each other…because licking innocent donuts while on security cameras…possibly knowingly, or possibly not caring, because these rich and famous cunts think they are invincible…

Apparently, she says anti-American things in this video, I didn’t really watch it…

The best Ariana Grande story I have was from a porn star on a porn set where she told me that Ariana Grande was a whore, who fucks everyone, which is saying a lot from a porn chick….because porn chicks are actual whores…who fucks everyone….which makes sense, because why else would she have a career as a Mexican American, I mean unless her mom is a whore…which I assume she is…since anyone in this industry is…

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2015

08

Jul

Brittney Palmer’s Husband Charged with Attempted Murder of the Day

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Brittney Palmer pulled her instagram after her husband tried to kill her last month, she is still on twitter writing insane things, after her husband tried to kill her last month, probably because she’s a UFC girl, and thus pretty much a Vegas hooker, who like all Vegas hookers, like male attention, and get a lot of male attention, making a jealous and crazy dude pretty angry, so angry that he beats the fuck out of her…

Mass generalization…the kind of guys into UFC and UFC girls, are probably not necessarily tame, intellectuals, but rather cheesy fuckers with tribal tattoos on steroids who love violence….may have criminal records…or are corrupt…

Mass generalizination…low level, low paid models love rich dudes….because they don’t make a lot of money…but they do have access to people who do…

Mass generalization…rich dudes, who like low level low paid models, aren’t always stable, and when they see their girls with other rich dudes, or unappreciative of the life they provided for them, can sometimes lose their composure…and break a bitch…

I mean, maybe I’m jumping to conclusions…or maybe this story pretty much reaffirms everything I ever though about how lame the UFC and the people it attracts is…

LAPD says things got physical when they wrestled for her phone — Zalewski noticed she was recording the argument, and during the struggle he threw Palmer, and she hit her head on a bedpost.

Brittney told cops Zalewski yelled, “Pack your f**king bags and go!” — but wouldn’t let her leave. She says he threw her down again — pinning her face down on a mattress, with his knee in her back. She says she struggled to breathe for 2 minutes while he held her down.

Not to make light of beating up women, something that is very bad, but what is described in this report is something every girl I talk to wants to have done to her when getting fucked…I meet them off tinder, they are crazy…

I think the highlight of all this is how Ariany Celeste, the original UFC Vegas hooker hired to do a real mindless job of being a promo model of the UFC, is getting old, and instead of just marrying a rich dude and disappearing while still hot enough, she’s instead doing low level instagram thirst trapping – you know trying to get picked up, promoted and plugged…by more than just rich dudes…but instead to get more followers…

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Posted in:Brittney Palmer|SFW

2015

08

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my day was realizing my dog was Kirsten Dunst…

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Here are some stepLINKS….

Laura Prepon is Crazy Scientologist
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Looking Down a Shirt
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New Ghostbuster Car
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Men Try On Women’s Swimwear
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Jennifer Lawrence TIght Shirt
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Ronaldo Found a Phone and Banged the Phone Owner
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Men Try On Women’s Swimwear….because the Interenet is Struggling…
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John Legend’s Naked Ass for Chrissy Teigen’s Instagram Ad Campaign
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Small Bikinis
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Priest Sings Hallelujah
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Kendall Jenner in Lingerie
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Phoebel Price Playing Tennis
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Posted in:SFW|stepLINKS

2015

07

Jul

Shay Mitchell in Nightgown of the Day

Snapchat gives us an interesting perspective into the boring lives of idiots we don’t actually care about, because it is less “staged” photoshoot like instagram, which in and of itself is lame as fuck, like bitch is like “just let me pose like that iPhone is Vogue photoshoot”….and it allows us to see whether the girls we follow are actually sluts, as they dance around in lingerie eating chips…because every girl who gets on snapchat, by default wants to show her tits, because what the fuck else are they going to use disposable content that their fans rip off and upload to Youtube for…

I guess this is worth looking at, but barely…

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2015

07

Jul

Eva Longoria’s Slow Motion Bikini of the Day

Eva Longoria is insanely famous internationally…I have no idea why…

She’s not so famous on instagram, I know nobodies, who weren’t on a TV show or married to a black athlete…who have more of an audience….

Which makes me ask the question of who is actually more important in the world, the instagram girl, or the whore who fucked the right producer to get on TV, because they whore who fucked the right producer to get on TV has money and budget to be the biggest thing on instagran, while these instagram hookers do it grass roots, from the ground up, in a little DIY…

Sure they don’t get the same pay for campaigns, or jobs, but not everyhting is money, somtimes what is important for your self esteem is likes..

That said, here’s Eva’s boxy body, black dudes love, in slow motion in a bkkini while I go look for random girls tanning in bikinis, which in a landlocked city with no beach…is hard…even though it’s full of french strippers…who I guess are probably still asleep from all the full contact lap dancing…right…

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