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2015

03

Jul

Ronda Rousey Channels Caitlyn Jenner of the Day

Ronda Rousey is a professional fighter…that everyone loves because she always wins, but who I think is a prime example of dudes sexualizing anything with a vagina, even when they shouldn’t be sexualized, because there’s absolutely nothing hot about her, and the only people who are drawn to jerking off to her are either closet case dudes, or dudes with a weird fetish of being submissive to a girl who can beat them up…

She did Kimmel the other day.. doing some promo for her next fight…

Which is totally fine..she’s an athlete, celebrate that…it’s like this girl is a beast, looks like a beast…but we don’t need to doll her up or strip her down in Men’s magazines to come across like anything sexy or sexual…because she’s popular…

The other day Sports illustrated released this video of Ronda Rousey, the UFC Fighter…like she was hot..proof that if you have a pussy, if you’re successful and have a pussy, dudes are going to jerk off to you and want to see you naked…even when they probably shouldn’t…

That said, I’m ready for the lesbian sex tape, I’ve seen her fights and they are pretty close to that…just in too much clothes…oright…

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2015

03

Jul

Rita Ora Panty Flash of the Day

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Rita Ora is a Rihanna Impersonator who has been trying really to have a career of her own…

She reminds me of that Netflix documentary on back-up singers, who are actually more talented and skilled than the people they do back-up singing for, and in a lot cases, they care the hook of the song, which is what makes the song all the money it makes, but they just don’t have that star power…

Rita Ora…just doesn’t have that star power…

Sure she uses tactics like sheer tops, that you can see her nipple through on her instagram in a “LOOK AT ME, PLEASE LOOK AT ME”…when she’s not performing in lingerie like a stripper, you’d think she actually was, especially based on this “FACE TUNE” smoothing she’s done to her face in the pic…

She seems totally accessible, but like the accessible who gives you attitude when you approach her because she thinks she’s famous…making her a bit of a fucking joke…

But if the joke involves self shot panty flashes and see through shirts…showing off nipples…it’s a joke I’ll listen to and probably not laugh to, only because laughing is dumb…and I don’t believe in it…

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2015

03

Jul

Demi Lovato’s Bikini Round-Up of the Day

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Demi Lovato, who I thought was a Lesbian before Miley came out as a Lesbian last week….has been with Fes from that 70s Show, aka, the Hollywood Starlet De-virginizer – because when he was on the show…all the tweens would throw themselves at him…and he would take them because he was hispanic and that shit is normal…I mean girls start families at 16 where he’s from…since she was diagnosed Bi=Polar by her publicist as a good angle for her bad behavior..

We’ll, she’s doing the vegas bikini pool part tour now, and she’s looking good enough to look at..not that that means anything…

MY only Demi Lovato story is that Miley and Her have an underage sex tape that was shot in Nashville years ago, when they were both underage, and the reason she went crazy back when she was diagnosed bi-polar is because Miley said she would release it…

Apparently, the people who told me this story – had seen the video…from the person who shot the video..but that video will never be released…obviously…

But these bikini pics will, which is as exciting as this girl has been in a long time..

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2015

03

Jul

Angela Lindvall for Marie Claire France AUgust of the Day

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Angela Lindvall, despite her immigrant sounding name, is unlike most of the other topless models for fashion out there she’s straight from the slums of Oklahoma…an actual American model

#USA #MERICA #4thJuly

Here she is in Marie Claire France posing with exotic animals, which is always something that reminds me of late 80s fashion shoots I used to masturbate to…you know when models were models..and not just instagram hookers…

Speaking of hookers, this Angela Lindvall, is lucky she’s tall, because she’s 33 years old now….and has been in this model shit for a long fucking time….she started up at 14…you know another found in a bus station runaway story so much statutory rape stories are based…all underage and taken advantage of for sex offenders disguised as the fashion industry…where the money was too good to say no…but no different than being thrown into porn or escorting…

That said, she’s done Victoria’s Secret, SI, a bunch of campaigns…and now this. Fun.

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2015

03

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Clown Face of the Day

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It was Lindsay Lohan’s birthday…and despite being 29, not quite 30, her face turned 60..

Here she is blowing out candles…to celebrate that she’s still alive, when everyone just assume she’d be dead thanks to all the drugs and tantrums her entitled spoiled ass head….and I guess they were only half right…because she may still be alive, but her career isn’t…

But I still like her and because I’m considerate, I just keep on trying to keep her alive in your memory, even if she’s an unappreciative cunt that doesn’t fucking matter, despite the fact that she thinks she does…

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2015

02

Jul

Kendall Jenner Harness of the Day

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Gay dudes have been wearing fetish gear as club gear since gay dudes started going to clubs for sex.

I guess that’s trickled down into the mainstream…the hetero/ semi-hetero mainstream since nothing is hetero anymore…Everyone’s a faggot…

Well, fetish gear has reached the point of teeny boppers….

These girls are now hitting up the sex shop for leather straps and accessories designed to get fucked in…which woould make sense since everyone has grown up on hardcore porn and are sexually weird…

Not to mention it looks kind of futuristic, and I guess girls started wearing sports bras to the gym, or underwear as outerwear in the 80s thanks to Madonna, to boy short underwear as pants with ass cheecks hainging out and crop tops…to g-strings around hips in the 90s low-rise jean movement…meanign this Kendall Jenner strapped ass is not weird enough..

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2015

02

Jul

The Hadids Trying to Keep Up with the Kardashians of the Day

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To me, the existence of Gigi and Bella Hadid…and really their reality star parents, is the equivalent of the pissing contest rich people have to outdo each other…

I had a shitty Carni job many years ago that lasted a few days. It was at an event company, where I would set up the inflatable games and sometimes man the inflatable games, I’m talking the bouncy castle, which apparentlty isn’t good for an angry, chain smoking drunk who at the time hated rich people and kids equally…

I’ve grown to hate nothing, if anything rich people are entertaining and I like being invited to their parties…But I also learned that rich people are basically giant kids, who can be giant kids, becuase they are rich, and in being rich and childish, they love to troll each other, prank each other and outdo each other…

So you know the Hadids are “Bff” with the Kardashians, same circle situation, while their parents are plotting for the Hadid’s to be as big if not bigger than the Kardashians…and I guess Gigi wasn’t doing a good enough job on her own, so they’ve thrown Bella Hadid at the fire…

Here they are in some sister fetish porn…called a fashion shoot for a magazine..if they really want to beat the Kardashians, this should be a sex tape…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2015

02

Jul

Ashley Benson in a Bikini of the Day

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Ashley Benson knows her angles, or hires a photographer as her guest on her selfie/tanning sessions, because she looks pretty fucking dope…you know a real bad bitch…you like that hip hop integration into this…maybe I should HMU, BFF, AF this post, it’s the only way to communicate with the retard youth, who amaze me as they watch VINES like a bunch of ADD moronos, while we all have access to the same amount of information, but the masses are just getting dumber and dumber, because people are lazy as fuck…proven in Ashley Benson’s regular looking body…not her bikini selfie amazingness…that is usually pretty dumpy…but not dumpy enough for me…I think she’s amazing…even if she ignores our love..AF…

Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2015

02

Jul

Evangeline Lilly Old and Weird Pregnancy Pic of the Day

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Evangeline Lilly is a throwback to 2009…when LOST, the one show she was on…the one thing she accomplished in her career…the one moment of clarity that she probably thought would set her for life…and that probably did set her for life…ended…

I never watched lost, but I assume she was the only chick on it, because she’s not all that hot, especially not now that she’s pregnant, but when the only tits you had to compare her to was the dude from BLOW…coupled with aggressive marketing….I guess people could fall in love….it is better than their own shit life…

Maybe I just hate Canadians because I am Canadian and feel like when Canadians escape Canada for Hollywood…they are traitors who must be shot like they were Seth Rogen…..

Or maybe I just have eyes….

Either way, pregnancy pic of the day for the ready to drop, lactating fetishists who watched lost and really liked this twat…

Posted in:Evangeline Lilly|SFW

2015

02

Jul

Irina Shayk Naked and a Snake of the Day

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This is a shoot for something called Sorbet magazine, which features Irina Shyak’s cummed on looking matted hair, naked with a snake, which wouldn’t be the first time she has been naked with a snake,… or really naked with anything phallic…as that behavior is really the foundation of her career and everything she’s done with it…like Athletes and Actors and I’m sure some producers….maybe even people at immigration….if you know what I mean..

I’m not a creative director at a magazine I’ve never heard of, but I think it’s logical to say that if you have a Russian hooker naked in a room…willing to have pictures taken…you take those fucking pictures…and make sure they are better than this…

Either way, she’s good, even if she’s the worst…

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