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2015

22

Jun

Shannon Elizabeth Kissing in the Subway of the Day

Remember Shannon Elizabeth? I mean I assume you do because if you’re under 25, you’re likely on Facebook and Instagram and Snapchat and not actually on this site…the blog a dated concept…the snapchat feed…the future… follow DrunkStepfather…

That said…she was a set of tits that made Jason Biggs fuck a pie in American Pie, back in the late 90s, and everyone thought she was hot enough to make it, only she never did, thanks to having no talent to go with those silly fake tits…

Well it turns out she’s turned into a New York City…subway hooker…where she kisses random men when waiting for the train…who I assume either paid her fare…or gave her canned goods so that she doesn’t starve…like her career would imply…

ALl this to say, she’s old as fuck, just look at that neck…and I guess when you rely on your looks to matter…this is proof she doesn’t matter…

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2015

22

Jun

Charlotte Mckinney in Galore of the Day

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Charlotte Mckinney is possibly a rich girl from Florida, but is still trashy as fuck, because even when you’re rich from Florida, you’re still traashy as fuck, it’s a certain big titty, cheesy bikini body, cheesy hair that no matter how expensive your ocean front house is, you’re still a pile of white trash shit..who in Charlotte McKinney’s case ended up on TV, a show called Dancing with the Stars, when the only star she has anything to do with is, is likely one she fucked who got her into the right circle to end up on TV, since famous people will fuck any big breasted model they can find…and I guess so would I…if my penis worked as was more of a D than a V…but even if it didn’t I can use my face…

I guess what I am trying to say is that even in Black and White, the instagram filter to make things look artistic and well thought out, this girl is still a broken down face who should work at some inland hooters…

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2015

22

Jun

Lais Ribeiro in GQ Brazil of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro is another one of the new Victoria’s Secret models…who they have made official by naming her an Angel…hired to replace their old as fuck, played out models that they’ve milked until they couldn’t produce milk anymore, so they are put out to pasture, only to be replaced by this pussy…

In being an Victoria’s Secret angel, the media automatically thinks she’s important enough to get half naked in their pictorial’s and Victoria’s Secret is strategic about the whole thing, because for every brand they shoot for, even magazine they do, Victoria’s Secret gets a soft sell ad for their brand…and if you’re like me…being soft is something that works out horribly…but for them…makes them money…because everything I do…other people can do better.

Posted in:Lais Ribeiro|SFW

2015

22

Jun

Johnny Knoxville VS Selenators of the Day

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A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Jun 19, 2015 at 4:55pm PDT

In one of the least interesting instagram videos…here’s Johnny Knoxville with a stupid moustache on his face…at what I assume is one of his kid’s birthday parties, that he hired Selena Gomez to perform at, unless he is just a skateboarder turned reality show turned hollywood star that is as punk rock as anyone in Hollywood…hanging out with pop tart trash like Selena Gomez…which would make sense, because once you have a hit movie and make millions, part of you dies…and turns you into a cunt…who hangs out with people like Selena Gomez…who unless you’re fucking her up the ass…or making money off her like the puppet she is…shouldn’t be hung out with…

Posted in:Johnny Knoxville|SFW

2015

22

Jun

Stella Maxwell in Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is the new Victoria’s Secret angel, who people didn’t quite understand why or how she became a Victoria’s Secret angel ,even though we all know that Victoria’s Secret is a total scam, and their angels are too, and they are just using this one to mind fuck and relate to the new generation into buying their shit…shitty products…

So maybe, just maybe, these two people are trying to stay relevant, lesbianism and gender bending is relevant, it’s also Miley’s hook or marketing angle…like she was Lady Gaga only better to fuck… so pretending to rock this cause…while eating pussy…cuz girls are hot..especially lingerie models…because Miley even in her lesbianism is a superficial, vapid Hollywood slut…

Posted in:SFW|Stella Maxwell

2015

22

Jun

Kylie Minogue’s a Lingerie Model at 100 Years Old of the Day

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There are very few female celebrities and pop stars that are 100 years old and still capable of being jerked off to…

Take Cher, Madonna and all the other 60 – 80 year old women who sexualize themselves their entire careers, because they know they are talentless cunts…who need to rely on their physically appearance and sexuality to get paid…

One of those, girls can’t make it in the world unless guys can jerk off to them, pretending to be powerful women who offer young girls inspiration….but who are really just half naked in lingerie at 100….

Posted in:Kylie Mingoue|SFW

2015

22

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my day was not the realization that no one considers me a dad or a daddy…it was not realizing that every girl is on sugar daddy sites, even good girls with good families…Iguess people like designer purses..and don’t like paying for them….

A video posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Jun 21, 2015 at 12:05am PDT

The highlight of my weekend was relaunching the drunkstepfather snapchat…so add “DRUNKSTEPFATHER”…that’s DRUNKSTEPFATHER….not DRUNKENSTEPFATHER…

Good things like this happened:

Here are some morning links…

Phoebe Price Ass Flash
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A Bunch of Random Found Images of Slutty Naked Enough Celebs
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John Oliver VS Confederate Flag
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Strong Man Holds Barbell Above Head While Doing the Splits
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Some Hooker in a Bikini
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Girls in Selfies…
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Boobs and Coffee
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Kim Kardashian is Lecturing on Objectification of Women….Really…
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Squirrel VS Dugout
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Kim Kardashian is Having a Boy
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Scientist Says Have LSD For Breakfast
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Cara Delevingne Lesbian
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Timelapse of Puppies Running to Dinner
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Girls in Glasses
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Star Wars Actor Arrest of the Day
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Some Other Trick in a Bikini
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Posted in:SFW|stepLINKS

2015

19

Jun

Miley Cyrus is Dating Stella Maxwell of the Day

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Miley Cyrus, Disney Popstar….and Stella Maxell, the Victoria’s Secret model who no one understands but who is on a mission to self promote in this internet instagram world….because that is real love…..are dating….

They call themselves “Stiley”…

I call them a good marketing hook for both parties…because every hipster or faux-hipster which is pretty much every hipster…because hipster is mainstream and mainstream is so anti-hipster….is bi-sexual…

Every young girl fucks girls or wants to fuck girls…This is just the way it is…everyone is gay, bi, lesbian, queer, trans, let’s love everyone…like we’re a bunch of hippies..who don’t need to be hippies…because hippies already happened you fucking lipstick lesbians..everywhere I look…so trendy..and I guess hot to watch…if they let up watch…but not fun to listen to when they are both on their periods….or when one of them fucks a dude again because they like the cock…it’d be a nice threesome you won’t be invited to….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW|Stella Maxwell

2015

19

Jun

Lady Gaga’s Bikini of the Day

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I wonder if the most pathetic thing about my existence is that I peaked in 2008 when I fondled Lady Gaga’s fishnet wearing ass…right before she became super fucking famous…despite being ugly, lame, and a lie…without her knowledge or consent…but randomly like the predator I am….even though I loved every second of it….

But I am pretty sure sure there is far more pathetic about me…including, but not limited, to me posting her bikini pics from facebook….

Posted in:Lady Gaga|SFW

2015

19

Jun

Candice Swanepoel’s Solid Nipples of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel’s nipples were hard.

She’s an immigrant lingerie model from South Africa…with a pussy full of blood diamonds…who we’ve seen naked before…making hard nipples hardly a story…

But I’m old and from a generation where hard nipples weren’t an everyday thing, and when they happened, you’d get excited enough to jerk off to the memory of the hard nipples you saw…it was that easy…

So this is for those over 35 year olds…while the under 30s aren’t on the internet, they’re too busy snapchatting..and posting instagram pics.

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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW