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2015

19

Jun

Behati Prisloo in Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Behati Prinsloo is married to Adam Levine…because Adam Levine is rich and famous…and Behati Prinsloo is an immigrant…just living the American Dream…and what better way to live it, than with some popstar with one of the most annoying voices, who I call the Nickleback of America…you know the asshole band that makes shit music that someone must be buying, but that no one you know is buying, because you can’t stand the shit, yet they still exist…

Well, every rich dude, famous or not, deserves a hooker…so I’m not upset that this twat I’ve never met, never will meet, smells like his cum…

The thing is that I remember all these girls eventually turn 30 or 40 and are forgotten except for maybe some campaign here and there no one cares about…so whatever…let her plan her future…while we stare at her tits that are still worth looking at.

TO SEE HER TITS AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE

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2015

18

Jun

Katy Perry Chunky in a Jumper of the Day

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I have seen countless girls in jumpers that are at least one size too small for them….the ill fitting romper, that is actually the right fitting romper, because anytime clothing is jacked in a vagina, I’m happy enough to stare…as weird as it may look…because #cameltoe….

It is safe to say that all of Katy Perry’s clothing is ill-fitting because she’s fat, or pregnant…probbaly pregnant…but fat is in, as is tolerance, trannies, and apparently bad music…and I don’t hate her for figuring it out, I just feel sorry for her because she seems sad…but I like sad…it gives me hope that I can get her to sit on my face…

Here’s her face looking pretty…

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2015

18

Jun

Chelsea Handler Panties in a Theatre of the Day

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Chelsea Handler is showing you why you need to wear a hazmat suit to the movie theater, or reall to any public place, because dirty fucking people, both rich and homeless, rub their assholes on things, sometimes intentionally, sometimes not intentionally, always in ways I don’t want my hand or mouth or fingers touching…

I am not a germaphobe, I have eating hooker asshole before, but even the dirtiest of hookers is likely cleaner than this…but more importnatly…she’s not smearing hreself all over the movie chair…

Either way, this is some attention seeking…and I support attention seeking…

Posted in:Chelsea Handler|SFW

2015

18

Jun

Doutzen Kroes for Elle France of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is a mom of 2. Retired or Fired Victoria’s Secret model, because Victoria’s Secret realized they can get cheaper girls to model their shit….and I guess the shift from Victoria’s Secret has been a difficult one, you know letting go of the past when the past is all you know, and really the only reason your husband liked you in the first place, leaving her insecure when not half naked….

Luckily Elle France, and really anyone and everyone with a camera is here to make her feel validated…always willing to capture her, even in her retirement and irrelevance half naked…because that’s just the society we live in….

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2015

18

Jun

Taylor Swift Tight Shirt Midriff of the Day

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Taylor Swift is working this model thing pretty aggressive. I guess she’s tall and skinny and now that she’s confident, not awkward and hotter than most models she hangs with, I’m talking to you Karlie Kloss, realizes that she could have made it as a model, if she hadn’t created this billion dollar enterprise that is her personal brand and career…where she still gets in magazines and talked about, but has an actual purpose deeper rooted than being a model…because models have nothing to offer the world and are useless…while Taylor Swift brings the soundtrack….like a messenger pigeon…that you can either kill youself or dance to…and with each play..she gets paid…

She’s won at life and I guess now she’s just coasting…tight shirt titties and all…

Here she is with her cats…who she will miss on her Euro tour because the internet LOVES cats…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2015

18

Jun

Ariana Grande Panty FLash of the Day

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A pornstar once told me that Ariana Grande is a whore…

I have told this story before…

Let me repeat one more time….

A pornstar once told me that Ariana Grande is a whore…

She knew her on a personal level, they shared a few penis’s…she had the inside scoop….

So this see through to panties pic circulating tumblr should be spread vagina and throat fucking like the porn star…only Ariana Grande is a better marketer…apparently….making her a smart whore..something…I can fuck with…because if you’re gonna fuck everyone…make it count so that you don’t always have to fuck everyone…unless you want to fuck everyone…be strategic…which I guess is what Ariana Grande….

That said, she probably doesn’t have a very tight vagina, maybe the panties are a key element needed in this pic…to not scare us all off…

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2015

18

Jun

Cara Delevingne Has Legs of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is the lesbian model it girl turned actress who is rumored to not bei modeling anymore now that she’s in big movies…which makes sense, since modeling is a bigger joke than acting, especially when you’re not all that hot, but just in the right place at the right time, where the fashion industry took a liking to you, because you were rich and skinny and took a good picture…leading to a career of her own that makes her trust fund very manageable to live off of…and I don’t care either way…I’m just glad she’s got nice legs, because it helps me understand why she got so big, when so many better models who are actual models….like career models…didn’t…

Not that I care about Cara Delevinge..I’m just sayin’..

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2015

18

Jun

Selena Gomez Picture of the DAy

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I don’t know what this Selena Gomez is from. I don’t know if someoene photoshopped themselves into the frame in some kind of viral meme that makes her look like she’s getting fucked from behind…

But she looks like she’s getting fucked from behind…and I like that…even though I don’t care for Selena Gomez and already know she’s been fucked multiple times by people including Bieber…so it’s not like we’re dealing with a virgin here, it’s just nice to have the visual so we don’t have to do it ourselves…

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2015

18

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens is Braless in Leggings of the Day

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Broadway superstar….Vanessa Hudgens….because I guess where else can you go from being a Disney bred singing and dancing freak if you don’t want to end up stripping or as a hooker who up-sells thanks to the Disney being on TV experience, I mean I’m sure lots of you would pay her 10,000 dollars to fuck at least once, 5 of you a week and she’s making 50,000 dollars a week, with only 5 hours or less of work…it’s honorable, but I guess not as good for her soul as a play in New York that represents real, actual acting…like it was a craft…even though it’s a scam and actors know it’s a scam…but live theater is a bit harder to pull off…

It doesn’t matter..what matters is that she’s braless, since no girls wear bras anymore, and not even the sluts, but the normals…that’s not to say Hudgens isn’t a slut, I mean she was producing selfie porn before the iphone was released…making her a bit of an OG, seasoned veteran to the shit…She is to selfie porn, what Pam Anderson is to sex tapes…a slut…so braless or not…whatever…but I’ll post anyway…I’m in too deep to turn back now..

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2015

18

Jun

Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts Do Lesbianism for Australians who Pretend they Are Americans of the Day

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Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts were at some Women in Film event in Los Angeles, where I guess they both live, despite being Australians…they’ve assimilated nicely, I guess because they aren’t arab…or Indian…or colored in anyway, but rather white and aryan….perfect to assimilate and allow in to steal your acting jobs…making more money than most you Americans…living your Hollywood dream, that I guess isn’t very American at all, but a network of immigrants using Hollywood to brain wash the dumb as fuck public…

In confusing the public, while at a feminist celebration, even though film constantly celebrates women. I mean they make stupid money, they produce movies, they are involved in the scene and jerked off to by many, why do they need a women’s only event…seems pretty silly…but I guess I come from the school of being man, being told it’s a man’s world, yet I’m not worth 100 million dollars like these girls, what the fuck are they whining about…so fucking stupid..

It’s like, we used our slut to get rich…and now we are going to complain because the guys we slut to…who made us rich…got richer in the process…

While the rest of us live in debt…

Fuck you Naomi Watts and Nicole Kidman…and your fake, bullshit stance…and lesbianism…mocking lesbianism…but probably giving a glimpse into the casting couch when they were applying for the US Work Visas…

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